#🎪bruh-fart
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kerfus is the only good thing poland has ever made next to homophobia


in short he is intercontinetnal fuckboy
yep full korwin
@placid sail
i'm pretty sure will smith is a cuck
he doesn't give off the sexist and racist vibes
no shit sherlock
no shit? my name is poopie butt boy pango
don't disrespect my name
i always yes shit
yes mr poopy butthole forgive my insolence
romanians and bulgarians having to share the same info desk at the border
romanians sharing?
until a serbian arrives
bri'ish ghost sounds hot af 
@narrow lotus
uh oh
balls indeed 
Snork sounds
im pretty sure someone said that this video isn't allowed but you made 2 mods kek so i think you're good 
man im still tempted
why tf not allowed?

xDDDD
nah that one vid that got removed had a reference to america
im pretty sure this is fine
yea this seems fine
the best part is an american posted it 
i will give one funi meme about marines and we will be fine ok?
yea it has no mention of burger country so you're good, sorry if i made you worry 
fyp still full of ghost edits
ledy muted a guy over this video
california
too late
damn 
what do you mean its cold as fuck in europe , im at the beach right now , its not cold at all - Californian
he won't be able to recover physically mentally emotionally and financially from that
yeah lovely weather

23 degrees for me today
in november
i wouldnt be able to survive that kind of heat at this time of year
body has already gotten used to this weather
24-33°C on my side
minus degrees during night too
I would be better of in cold weather honestly
@slate crown
my ass would not survive in thr blistering sun
cmoon pango move here. The sun sets at around 4pm rn
and dark by 5pm
i will i will
yaya sadly booza is taxed heavily here but its w/e
who knows maybe I'll stay forever 
we can make our own

move to the woods
pick up farming
ill put you to good work restoring our old potatoe fields
yoooo i always wanted to have one of those
hell yea boi, I'll plow the fields by day and your ass by night
Aldo said it's not allowed 100%
tbh i would have one in my room because this make air smell like just after a rain
I literally got muted for that vid
That's my famous "calling minorities creatures"
Brandon95 (Bajo/Jajo) — 28.08.2021
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/546722708805648384/880772886892281886/waifunism_239764592_1956913751140116_8602614864253133869_n.mp4
sooo to be clear i should avoid memes somehow connected with any war?
yes
or just not connected with battlefield
Read the channel desc
Winston!
Winston is now kid named finger
kinda more strict then i tought but ok
Public server and tryna not to get into war discussions server.
They just can't let it start, it gets out of hand every single time
Because things get out of hand when people start taking sides,
It's just STALKER related GAMMA server, that's it.
Even though brainfart needs it's own server
p!mute @gaunt trout 3d not only war, any politic stuff in general, you're literally a gold mine full of that stuff, the council have decided, you get the bonk 
@gaunt trout has been muted for 3 days.
MAN HE DED
Snapped
@slim osprey

Ciaper sta scrivendo.. 😔
what is this pasta on my screen
Bruno literally fucked
Bruno get FUCKED
skill diffed
Man I don't know what's going on either with my internet or Discord, can't see anything but shit's fun.
This reminds me of like, this channel goes straight to some medieval like walking around with the bell
Shame!
Shame!
Shame!
Real
Gimme a sec, I want to join the cult, I found some scrunkly neko arc art
Hell yeah
There
It's got some smug asshole vibes
You sure can roast like one
I feel like you are lying about that lmao
You think he keeps the suit?


servers down for you too?
Everything is broken
Had a "they took this from us" moment while watching CSS zombie escape videos from 10 years ago
I have brain damage
Literally #🎪bruh-fart
I will not be negged by neco arcs
neggars am i right?
I'll unplug your life support
Ye weekly reset time
The fuck does negged mean
Nagged
What is that
only terminally online people understand it
Nah it's a pretty common phrase
this man clearly has no bitches
It's like bothered
I go offline and see pango boot up D2 smh
my bro
im in the fuckin game
Instead of drowning in pussy I drown in cock
Please be nice with me
I'm drowning in student loan debt
nevermind im retarded
I know

I know Pango
Take a zaza hit, it'll help
Been taken those vietnames courses at uni, sheeesh every lesson starts with zazaaa
Fr
I'll go to Vietnam if they let me in the VC tunnels
I want to scare American veterans
the coochie tunnels
That dude is fucked
this gives big scary movie vibes
Love to see it
Das pango
mah boi is fuckin gone bro 😭
100% pango
but im not blonde 
Yet
That would be me if I was blonde
unlike you, you sexy belgian mf you
Shhh
I dont think you guys understand I'm like rarely sober

pretty sure it's a guy
🏳️🌈 behavior
this must be the weirdest shit I've seen in brainfart for a good while
i can understand 

A YOU KNOW
Who cares maaan

nice fit
so like give me all the worst without the actual addictive substance
Dude got that drip
Bitchless (Derogatory) for this chat
Bitchless (Affectionate) for the 🏳️🌈 besties
Damn
we have the strawberry thingy but it's different
oh wait it wasn't strawberry
i forgot what it was
it's not about flavouring
it's about SMOKING THE DAMN SIGS WITHOUT THE DAMN TOBACCO
THAT'S SO RETARDED
oh it's mint
we have mint cigarettes
i didn't like them
just like
Just dont smoke y'know
but i don't like any cigarette in general
yoo pango
new pfp dropped
only cheap cigars
Huff NO2 fyooms like a real fuckin' man
smoking cigarette feels like something's burning in my throat
@lusty sonnet how long does it usually take for it to reset?
Nah 0 smokes
you fucking nagger
that is precisely why I'm mad
we going d2 after reset?
and you know it 
imagine smoking
i thought you're busy
alo
Should be instant but give it like 15 minutes then restart your game
i wonder how many people know that word
esti la tn acasa
smokins sigs isn't nice, but you get the nicotine, like a pathetic junkie you are, so there's that
:))
siiiick
I'll take another hit then
smoking sigs WITHOUT nicotine is like
just punching yourself in the nuts
but it's still pointless
they sell snus over there?
it begins
stiu ce inseamna nagger ma , dar stiu si cand te joci cu focu'
I have once every like

Few months
Ive never had cravings for them
who asked
Someone occasionally offers me a nice one though so
i know someone who smokes and vapes
I've smoked an entire pack and still no addiction 💀
You're talking about it in a public channel crackhead
and hes like 15
it's your nordic ass cunning way of loopholing the issue
we don't have those
I love sharks
I'm addicted to caffeine and hardcore survival games
my cousin was 13 when he started smoking 💀
I think they are silly little fellas
as if its not normal in the balkans
yea that's my cousin and he's so addicted to them now that it's pointless to stop him
normal to use snus here since early teens atleast
Smhsmh all these smoking degenerates
i also smoked my first cigarette in 13-14 because i gave in to the peer pressure
I stick to weed, no need to add extra shit to my lungs
do not
aye sadly thats how it mostly happens, its the entourage
@lusty sonnet it's updating 
Okay :)
don't you dare
He floating
i dont smoke and idk if i ever will but i first started drinking at 11-12
IT expert lessgo
WEEEEEEEW
true Romanian moment
I also started drinking when I was young but my family is french
Wine is somehow different
and had my first bit of alcohol at 6 or 7 but spat it out lol
LES GET IT 
still swallowed some of it doe
it was homemade brandy
we already in man
ew, french
ew, wine
True to both
Ew, bonjour
🤨
pfff wine what are u a fucking pussy ? my grandpa told me
if u ever feel the urge to smoke, go drink a beer. Now go buy me a 6 pack from the store and ill give u a chocolate
Bonjour
ello
Yuchub
based grandpa
whatsup ares
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Don't have time to see this movie?
That's fine i gotchu bruh here's a recap.
Already saw it but forgot some of it and too lazy to watch it all again?
That's fine i gotchu bruh here's a ...
I'm discriminated against
babe wake up new high boi vid
my grandpa was the one who gave me homemade brandy at 6 years old
Now I know what all those illegals feel
now hes trying to stop me from drinking so much
Livin and going after food
no d2?
obviously at certain events and with limits, because i dont do that every day while alone
you are 15 animal , how much can u drink
Actually i got dead drunk at 16 with vodka so yeah i get it
Later
when
bzeek explain the gradual changes that have been happening in your pfp
2 hours give or take
when i drink, usually maybe 5 glasses of wine
Don't explain it
too lazy to write again, fuck you bot
why did you wash off the blood? i was getting comfortable with it
or something like that
i once drank 4 whole bottles of beer
but i didnt feel anything
festive winter skin
unlocked with 60$
what
Fuck
oh
you could've bought 300 rollton vermishels for that money
rolton fucking sucks
Or 1000000 rubles
Doshirak is where it's at
no we don't have anymore
chan ramen is even better but it's quite expensive most of the time

bigbon is okay
wtf i never realized sadge is crying
rolton is little homo baby jail
WHAT
DON'T SCREAM
okay
Yeah?
thank you
sorry bzeek
AAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yes :)
sends Moon to the shadow realm France
Damn I leave for two minutes and now I'm lost
NOW YOU ARE
THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE

puta
Oi you can't say that
Tabarnak
remove his moderator privileges immediately
and give them to khaaytil
Mines better
nu uh!
sorry sir this isn't McDonalds
i knew you'd come to the light bzeek
Stfu there's no pizza in bone
if everyone's selling organs, who's buying them?
Check it
I'm consciously choosing the most destructive and wasteful outcome
a true mordorian
The ones who lost them
I want extra organs inside me
I will become super powerful
In an Albanian hotel incident
No sex in #🎪bruh-fart
i read about a guy having 4 kidneys on reddit
Well
No straight sex in brainfart
so it's possible for you to have 4 kidneys i guess
Gay) sex allowed
Fun fact, if you get a kidney transplant, often the old kidney is still left on
you can also have 2 hearts but they'll cancel each other out if you try to run
No
What
So you usually end up having 3
Yes
They just move it over slightly into your pelvis
also you can have a penis and a vagina together which i think is like really cool
Yeah
but you can't have 2 dicks which is disappointing
You can actually
You can
Wtf is this chat
you can't
You can have two cocks
ALKOHOLIC AND A DICKHEAD
it's facts
It's the first day of no nut november
There was a guy on Reddit who had two dicks
you can't have 2 dicks
He even posted proof
that guy was a liar and you're a fool to believe him
he probably wasn't even a guy
No u
???????
hi ivan
Kringe
I'm assaulted, this chat is abusive
Im running away
You deserve it ❤️
you'll come back
allo
Cancelling #🎪bruh-fart sis 💅
Real
Oh no not this video
I love it
you're so rude moon
if he made this now twitter would cancel the entire wwe show
Haha funny homosexual jokes
Only when you are here
;)

I have heard sounds

Literally me
where's this from
sam hyde
@everyone do you happen to know the source of this video
Don’t you feel silly
i feel poopie
it's a comic
JESSE WE NEED TO FUCK
Whenever you decide to get over here, I can’t leave my town
Get a boat
Swim
Yeh
Sounds about right
oh shit i didn't even realize
yay, I sorta helped??
Behold, uncannily smooth future
cock
Nope
It’s what propaganda does
Sorry for the week old response just realised
Opened my phone up after a while
whose alt are you and what are you on about
False
did you just crawl out of your cave
Just got on my phone for the first time in a week
my mans about to respond to the first ever message sent in discord
Whar
cows are cool
Is she nice?
Like actual cow
She’s okay
Whats her name
Honestly quite incredible
Scared of me I think
if its bessie i will slap you
poop mines are horrible though
Mum named her Daisy so I’ll go with that even though it’s cliche
haha Daisy is defo top cow name
I’ve stepped in one of those visiting a family ranch
ruined my day

She named him Samsung for some reason
Yeah me too not my own one though
Like on a school trip
On another topic
Uploading photo
deadlifted 100 pounds 💪
Two ten kilos on each side, four five kilos, four three kilos and four one kilos
Wasn’t expecting to need to upgrade my plates so soon but here we are
Can deadlift 100 multiple times, more than 6
So need to get more
😔
Metal lookin poop emoji
I hate being strong
Good job tho
Yeah it’s 53kg I think
50 kg is a normal weight for a girl
you lifted a girl
what girl is 59kg
59
50
FUCK
at the end you'll be able to lift a 300 pound drunk fucking retard at the pub
I hate iPhones
keep working on it
also based
Eventually but I don’t wanna
eventually you will, i will force you to
Yeah theyd probably puke on you
Iike picking up a baby
You'll be able to lift the 300 pound drunk guy at the bar back to your place
Nope…
a girl that weighs 50 kg is pretty normal
we call them breedable
i so glad i started out fat before the gym cause my starting strength was pretty good i hit 300lb deadlift in a couple months
Cringe
Same brotha
if you start out fat, do strength based, if skinny, do hypertrophy, its what both will enjoy the most
89kg last I checked (two years ago)
Gotta appreciate having leg muscles
I’m 5’7 so that’s an issue
ive been lifting for 2.5 years i just do whatever i want and i look good 😭
I'm down like 35 lb in two months
That’s one thing I’m proud of
thats good
Got that V taper though
Dads genetics 
I've got that hillbilly lifting 100 lb haybales every day while fat muscle
i stopped deadlifting lately though cause i pulled my back doing stuff around the house
Start live-lifting
could prob pull 300 for reps still but id def hurt myself
Improper form!
🤓🤓🤓🤓
Funniest shit I’ve ever seen in my life
tf am i looking at
I gotta work on my biceps bro
You know how bad I look sideways
small biceps big shoulders and triceps
lmfao
A donkey in a rickshaw
ah
i love hitting shoulders
135 on OHP 💪
Damn I only hit 20kg good for you bro
reps or pr?
😔
Reps
oh okay
lol i have to try a ohp pr
Plus I only got 53kgs of plates@
Yeah the public gyms are all overcrowded and sweaty
mines full of old people
no joke like actually one room
i wish i had a home gym
im american...
I only got a bench press and a barbell-dumbbell
It ain’t impressive
😭
tbh all you need is some variety dumbells
maybe like 25lbs, 45, and 75/80 would really be it for beginner gains
Uploading photo ignore mirror it ain’t mine
I got them adjustable ones
oh nice
They use the same plates as my barbell so W
Got the american tank top cheap
And it’s HUGE
like HUGE HUGE HUGE
how you workout in a belt 😭
That’s what you get for getting pants from a bargain bin
yeah

i feel that, i dont even bother with glute exercises
fuck I hate autocorrect
Same they’re all sussy
I do RDLS for warmups tho
thats hamstring
But but but
mostly
really
mostly hamstring
What’s glute then
yeah
Other than sus pushes
idk anything with dumbells besides squats for glutes
What machine?
at my gym weve got the kickback machine
I can’t afford any anyway so redundant question
Never heard of it
ill find a pic
Ive just been fumbling my way thru without any equipment
Hoping to move closer to my work and a gym soon
like this but youre lying on your stomach
felt that
bodyweight is still great for building muscle
Not REALLY
WHAT
But it’s better than nothing
It’s super slow and you need to do very high reps after a while
It’s time consuming
i guess so
but a lot of people do calisthenics
though BW workouts arent great for fat guys
A lot of people do anabolics too
hard to get started
been thinking about it
Bad idea
The real difficulty is stopping
Good for muscle bad for internal organs
stopping what
weighted calisthenics tho
that shit is gigasexy
You get depressed too
Mhm
Plate sit-ups
Deadlifting emotional baggage
Did three somehow and could then do five sit-ups without weight
First time in my LIFE I can do a sit-up
what bro
It was easier with the weight for some reason
I was a fat kid bro
im 250lbs and i can do 300
wouldnt be easier just to take a step forward and bend a knee?
Good for you?
maybe idk i dont do glute exercises
dont see the point, i dont compete
bruh im 152
“Waltuh, nobody cares how many sit-ups you can do waltuh, this was meant to be a constructive conversation waltuh, not a PR flex waltuh”
good one
mike
i dont do core shit much anymore ive been focusing on legs lately
when i started working out i loved doing legs but i fucking hate it now
i just do a few core excerscises at the end of a lower day
Weighted hiking is nice
works well enough
I dont excersize at all just swim couple of times in a week
i love hiking
@grizzled meadow @upbeat bobcat
swimming is good cardio
hiking 
great cardio even
cant wait for spring again
sleep system kinda too ass for overnight hiking in minus degrees sadly
My weather is insane
i sleep like 2 hrs a night
In the space of 3 days it went from 100f with a low of 70 to 50 and 35
my test levels are probably so fucked up cause of my sleep, i need pre workout to even make it to the gym lol


yeah my sleep schedule is fucked enough by getting like 5 hours of sleep
cant imagine living on 2 hours
its not really living
its 4:24am for me and i have to wake up at 7
💀
its gym, school, gaming and thats it
I can sleep whenever and wake up whenever but wake up at 8 cause discipline
so you just go to work?
literally me after walking up
yeah i feel that i wake up at 8 and usually hit the sack at 6am
Kidding. I’m not disciplined.
what
Bruno bratwurst being asked if he works
by fucked up schedule with 5 hours of sleep you meant having a job?
This place is golden you’re all sleep deprived morons
i would kill to get 5 hrs of sleep 😭
well the equilevant of a job in my life rn aka school
school is a piece of cake
Nah
literally
School is hell
Terrible place

maybe if youre socially inept it is but the academics are easy as fuck
Why does this dancing rat never works
pretty much especially since last year of hs going on rn
Because it’s just a bad place
but still gotta fix my sleep schedule to get more like 8
Academics included teachers are annoying
my school keeps getting shooting threats like every week and i think its my fault 😭
@heady crow

how
L tbh highschool is easy
omg!!! melvin!!!
He’s the one threatening them
Not an L I’m happier now
don’t answer to nobody
me and my friends are a little harsh to some of the losers 💀
@heady crow the bonkening is upon them
to say the least
I saw it

You sound like a troll ngl
wdym
that show is for men over 35
Lmao true
He's just like me
Dad introduced me to it
It's just too much
💀
fr fr
i am ryan gosling
Sure
the ONLY ryan gosling
All I could think is how upset that person will be when they find out I pee in the shower
that is a sink drain
Oh....oh no.
damn he's literally me...time to take another hit
me and my friends made a fight club and some 300lb fatass knocked out this scrawny kid that was a third of his size
was legendary
literially him
it's Wednesday but sure 
the fuck is going on in american schools
wdym
im my days....
it's america
fighting isnt bad
Johnny Korea after doing 300 sit-ups, deadlifting 300, bullying losers all before his 2hr sigma sleep session
you guys do know that people carry guns to school right? fighting my friends isnt that bad
ill literally get apicture off this dudes snap rn of him taking his shit to school
hold on
Sounds like a shithole

suburbs actually
I do not care
real question is why are you so obsessed over him purely bcs he said he can do 300 situps
hes coping
😭
Are you reading the rest of the joke or not?
chronically online mfers

He’s recounting a sigma grindset meme
Metaphorically numb nuts
the point is that the abs are in the neck
sorry i live my life the way i want to, i never said it doesnt have repercussions 💀
“Sleep three hours, do your sit-ups like Patrick Bateman then go to your daily fight club”
You just SOUND like a troll
it got disbanded cause i got suspended for 5 months
was rough
In reddit and stuff
I would be mad too


