#🎪bruh-fart
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Mfw when most Americans are excessively critical when you type something wrong to compensate
8 hours if i can, 5 hours on work days
Its something
sometimes I'll just sleep for the entire day if I'm completely free
those are the best days
same
jesus
but I've survived off of 30 minutes of sleep before
hell i even did my IELTS with 1 hour of sleep
i can deal with any amount of sleep before work if I get an energy drink
same goes for school
same. As long as i tank up on 200mg of caffeine all is fine
after school or gym tho?
death
y'all are sickos
earth is spinning faster bz
cant hear you, your discord messages are blocked in this country
we have to make with what we've got
you are paying with your own health and mood and for what
ngl i should start making morning coffee like any other finn but holy shit i cant get out of bed till the last minute
yea but that was YEARS ago
because the things we have to do to live arent things that are good for us
AND LIVED HAPPILY
it was just an example
capitalism has played you for an absolute fool
one thing i think about is i talk with ppl till like 4 am and where and what is our relationship like a year in the future
i wouldn't say that 
should just go to sleep instead
society bz, we live in a society
of all people here, you're supposed to be the most adamant sleep enjoyer
man bz i fell off
isn't sleep crucial for muscle development?
yeah
mf really forgot brunos crippling caffeine addiction
I usually try to sleep 12 hours

at least its not battery acid addiction
okay 12 hours may be a bit too much
like the creature ivan is
I need a lot of sleep
My physical health is awful, Im fatigued like 24/7
trust me bz11k, if i didn't have to do all this shit to work for my shitty ass future, i would've dropped everything and go live in the woods, im tired of this metaphorical/societal cage
skill issue
let me congratulate you
with your cool new fursona
thanks man
you are now Cheetah
new fursona dropped
I fucking love Eucalyptus
my gf is sloth then
would be pretty upsetting if the civilisation just go in flames tomorrow huh

BITCH I WAS PREPARING FOR SO LONG WHAT DO YOU MEAN FALLOUT FOUR
you planning something?
IT'S THE WORST PART EVEN
what are you implying mordorian?
nothing
insider knowledge?


KGB is at his door as we speak
i keep forgetting where bz is from then remembering
chat goes so fast nobody will notice
literally me
goddamit
good idea actually
small submissive loli
who the fuck is chris
waiting for ares to hop on d2 and smoking that joint in orbit
i wish
Only person I know about is pango is Vietnamese
nobody knows anything about me
i do
And Falco is probably Italian
i remember everyone
prove it
😔
you're from Quebec Canada
true
@grizzled meadow Say something Italian for the funny
imagine being canadian
previously male but changed to wamen
vaffanculo
damn
aoe2 wololo up this bitch
i also didnt choose to be born in hell
bucharest
you're lucky you survived
im in a bad place rn
not mentally, im in bucharest
If you ask the guy who has the Ulfric Stormcloak pfp
the city I was born in is the worst place ever
Montreal
for once, im no longer horny for men
like 75% of the people who play TF2 are homos
In a good way
there is nothing wrong with this
Smoking that vvild vvizard vveed
if tf2 players are homo i must hate women cuz i play league
(it's 100%)
you also love children
depends on what lane he plays
top laners are def pedos
what
nah, I'm usually support
top and jg, mid when im suicidal so i can run into zed and jump out my window
or leblanc
chats off the deep end, lemme grab the joint I rolled earlier
just really shocked
we're going in
When I played league 5 years ago I was a Jungler
what are you babbling about international outcast
one of us one of us one of us one of us @slate crown
now you are the jungle
Im smoking that donkey kong jungle kush
also my game crashed after that screenshot
it was a dramatisation of pango lamenting about his sigma grind being for naught because the society is about to collapse
what are you stupid
cant relate, Im happy as fuck
it happens, usually comes in waves
i should be back to my normal happy self in a couple days
nice argument senator, why dont you back it up with a source
once you follow the league player and streamer scene you start to see patterns

oh yea i remember now
mintyyy
Urgot sighted on Eppstein's island
hiii!
Hai
gf got another iphone because her previous one broke, sent me into a spiral of depression

Reasonable
thats a weird reason, but I wont judge
sounds like "give me a couple of days to repress myself back to "normal""
i hate iphone
listen man
i am normal, just not "normal"
if you want to live in the woods
get one of those chinese phones
you gotta live in the woods
comes with all the spyware pre installed
maybe with Bruno, too
moving to Finland to live with bruno illegally
why illegally
im a free spirit, what can I say 
you just gotta eat some shrooms, stay in the woods for three days almost bare, fight the personification of some nature deity, probably a big ass demonic bear
and you're fine
here's your citizenship
wow , Elon Musk is actually throwing a party in Romania lmfao
and he literally ordered that no romanian should approach the area during his party
i mean i can just go there and then not come back to vietnam, plenty of people have done shit like that
what a fucking player
He's from South Africa, thats how it works with Black South Africans
probably not his first time
the only thing they can salvage are my ass pics for my onlyfans
how much is the subscription
let them spy honestly it's not like i have shit to lose anyways
they took down my onlyfans because ass too fat
😔
it was taking up all the bandwidth
I was about to google nicocado onlyfans for the occasion and only have realised the grave danger I'm in in the very last second
you gotta be more careful man
Hi
im not qualified to say its true or not
as if you think different of the ones which are in the same apartment complex where you are

I used to play DnD with a Croatian guy, and if you even mentioned Serbia he would start ranting for 2 hours
me too

you guys honestly make me feel less miserable considerably
that actually makes me feel nice, thanks
I crave Chinese food
last occasion to use this
on my way
sorry dude, but we don't celebrate it at all
Man October sucked more then usual this year, all the idiots in America keep making Christmas come earlier and earlier
dick sucking we could negotiate, tho

the throat goat
@placid sail
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P...
balls
balls
balls
chill
Me when I min max my character but make him a schizo addicted to LSD and fentynol
9s what the hell
Quite literally me! 
I have neither of those.. what am I?

A shitposter, obviously.
Believe it or not, I have noticed this message only now.
I'm happy to inform you this has almost happened a couple of times since then.
Good
tha whip

also discovered actual crackheads in vt2 only for the game to crash when i started recording the session

its not even about the gameplay anymore but the ppl you meet in legend quickplay
legimately a different breed of humans
What is vt2 tho?
vermintide 2
D2?
Vermintide 2
eh sure. When?
2 hours or so
Rat game good as hell
bet
Can game longer, holiday tomorrow
No holiday?
no holiday
no All Saints day on Nov 1st?
Ahhh
All Hallow's Eve
the literal translation of the finnish name is holysday
Nice and straight forward
Sounds about right
Twitter moment
God
Seeing twitter the day Elon bought it was horrible
Literal cesspit of autism
Not even fun autism
It wasnt clever
I'm fun autism
It was just hehe I said the word
Exactly
hahah Im so edgy
the playground games gamemode in forza is stupid
Classic Elon play is to buy something and then in 3 months
claim he needs more money from other people
pretty based ngl
you do
Me and the girls pretending to be “quirky” and “relatable”
I'mma say some shit and get muted for this



pretty boy
UwU
Real
Floral shirts are dope, if you disagree you are wrong
go hard
what about floral skirts tho
even better
Now that
based
Is epic
Its like
Pretty much any skirt tho
peak spring and summer attire
Skirts are good
comfy
I love people in skirts
More men should use skirts
there is nothing wrong
I got one with flamingos and it got me laid
I believe it
added bonus of breaking gender norms
Bitches love hearing me talk about birds
True
Here is an opinion for you, men who dont care about if they are wearing mens clothes, are the most comfortable with their masculinity
Why, so you can take creep shots of hair gooch?
Clothing has no gender
No, so I can fuck them in their ass more easily
Nah, preferences do follow a pattern tho
Oh for sure, you can have preferences
But like, putting them in one or the other categories as in like
if you are a man you cant wear this is stupid
always has been
Nice tiddies , mind if I , you know...
Not that you cant
This
Its that men normally dont so youll stick out
I agree so much with this
Nail polish
Black nail polish looks so god damn good on me
I waited 19 years to try it
I mean yea if you wanna dress different then expect to be looked at different
Is that not something you'd want?
You will get looks from wearing something out of the ordinary
Thats the point of uniforms
That doesnt sound bad to me
Stops distractions
Don't care if people look at me
I've gotten more compliments than bad comments anyways
Uh no i was a weird kid in highschool and now I've got self awareness
Not being able to understand how others perceive you is a poor trait
And if they don't like it, well can't really help people with no taste
I do, and I decide not to care
I know how people look at me, but it doesnt matter
I simply just dont care man, I dont know what else to say
Incredibly based
Tru, but how does society deal with something most of us don't wanna see, like fursuiting in public?
Shame, we use shame
If you're really gonna put yourself out, it's a tinyrisk
its real??
Come find out bro
Also you should have some care into how others perceive you. It's called empathy and it's important for a civili society. There's mfs going out scaring children just with their makeup
Its not what empathy is dude, you're just grabbing words
If no one cared how other's perceived them, this world would be a whole lot uglier
💤
Lol ok
It is not my problem what other people think, it is their problem
I don't care what they do, they should not care what I do
Easy as that
Dont let others decide who you are, but if many people don't like who you are or more importantly how you present yourself, then self reflection is in order
i really wonder how he thinks you two dress up like
Fr
Idk lol
I dont mean some internet tard as in "many people," i mean real humans
No shit
I'm waiting for a good Moon roast ngl
only thing that was mentioned was black nailpaint and here we are
Nah it was dudes in skirts
Black nail polish and guys with skirts
ah ye true mb
Which tbh i dont know how or why it became a primarily female thing
As in from me or at me?
Maybe because pants took over as the men's clothing
From you
C'mon give us your best
I know you can clap good lmao
Implying I'm known enough here to get roasted rightly
Anyone can get roasted don't worry

Bro you've got the personality of white bread, there isnt much to know
Name 3 things about me that arent my name
Nothing wacky going on here
Hold the gun cat
Just a civil conversation
Ay what you cooking?
White bread?
Not sure, I forget whats in the fridge honestly
Yknow fuck skirts, lets talk togas
Fair enough
Yeah that like industrial shit from the grocery store
FISHNET AND TIGHTS SUPREMACY
All bread is industrialized 🤨
Linux users are the vegans of pc's
They won't shut up
Average day at work
What about kali linux users?
What the fuck is that
the wannabe hackers?
Wouldnt call it wannabe
Ayy come check out my book where i get halfway into heavy character development right before abruptly killing the developing character cuz i realize as a write im a pos
That shit has all the tools it needs
💀
I think Im gonna make curry now that Im thinking about it
Its its own thing, cant really compare
Steph curry?
Who?
I mean like a soup/stew, or something like that?
Curry is like beans for far eastern people
ya but the users who download it thinking that they know how to make it work 
Ah
Thats a bad comparison, but alright
Yea but its the best i can come up with
Yeah retard script kiddies, but it's fun to use when you actually know what you're doing
As a balls haver, I suffer in pain
I just use a VM
Meanwhile my head explodes whenever my boyfriend tries to teach me how to use a basic command console on windows


as a fellow balls have same
How the fuck did you install gamma then
its like learning a language
My gf is a fucking computer nerd
gamma has like 5 buttons you click to install
If it goes right
I have to sit there listening to her talk about why the latest gpu is bad for 2 hours
it didnt go right for me
Best linux command: rm -rf /*
I lived in #🔨base-gamma-support for about a week
Good lord
i asked falco 
I didnt find it that hard to do without help, I dont mind troubleshooting until it works
Average 65 year old trying to disguise as a youngster
Hello fellow kids
new cat to obsess over dropped
I sure love stalking Bruno
Bros tweaking hard
Bro remember when strelok says "it's stalk or be stalked"
yeah then he says its stalking time to Sid
ye im 50% sure you already know everything about me including banking information and social security number
Average discord chat
ur silly like that
Where my stalkheads at?
In Stalker 2 Strelok is voiced by Chris Pratt
Vrchat meme moment
but thats a vr chat meme
real
I know
Gimme a hour and a half bwuno
It also applies to discord
ooookayyy :3 ^^
I want strelok to be voiced by Steve Blum
ok mb

Dwayne the Rock Johnson is: Stalker 2
It doesnt matter what Stalker 2 does, it could literally suck your dick irl, and people would still find a reason to be disappointed
expectations are too high
its a disaster in the making
cuz people be dumb
and will expect STalker 2 to be better than Anomaly + Gunslinger + 500 addons
My pc is too bad to play Stalker 2
Mine will run it fine I think, but I built a new one recently so I hope it would
idk i can play darktide on low at 1080p and im gucci with that
ill see about sdalger 2
Their 8GB GPU minimum probably excludes like 75% of the fanbase
wait 8gb minimum?
That what they are saying
Mfw 6gb
ya boy just upgraded to a 2060 :/

Mfw 4gb
you need at least an 8 GB video card
Show off
Bro I got a fucking

1650
look at the latin american
Ay fuck you

I buy steam games for dirt cheap
Sorry 6GB for Nvidia

ey I have 4gb vram
alr we gucci

Just get a cheapo 3060
Please buy me Rimworld, I don’t wanna spend a fortune

150 GB
Fuck you you laughed at me
ima b honest i dont know anything about you expect that you are old 😭
where are you from even
wow dude really askin for a rimjob in chat
Fookin ell
Let me check how much Rimworld is here
this dude want his ass ATE
Latrine America 
Isnt old man Argentinian?
Rimworld is $30-$40 in the US
I'm guessing you want all the expansions too?
im sorry for you
That shit 10 dollars for me
what
Exactly
But yeah, considering some people complain that DX9 on low runs badly for Anomaly
those guys are fucked lol
That’s like $100 at least for me
This is the equivalent of 10 bucks
maybe we can figure out a deal of some kind
Man what da hell bruh
Ill send you 20$ and you can get it for me for 10$

thats way better than 40$
nah

Your economy has to be fucked or something, no offense
cropool im sorry for laughing at your geographical place where you live
I already own the expansions but just the newest one is 30$ CAD so
whats your paypal?
shoot me
I don't have paypal
I don’t own any of them, and I want to
damn

i gotta pay in nature?
We gonna make cropol rich by having him buy us games
You gotta pay in cash
I wonder if this is illegal in some way
customs prolly gonna open the letter and steal it tbh
Argentina has Penguins, Id visit

Argentina does not have penguins
Well technically we do
Probs but ehhhh live a little
Ke onda amigo komo dise mi amigo panchito gonsalo. este remix viene a rememorar los tienpo en los k le kojia el nokia a mi yaya y se le lo canbiaba el tono de yamada o ringtone. ermano ke bueno ajajaj me rio mucho kon esta anesdonta.
este remis harstail es para k lo dsifrutei.
como sienpre os espero que dei laike.
But you gotta go really down south
Almost impossible to get there
my asshole is burning
Stop accepting anal then
I don't care what country you from, literally anything is better than here

Dont worry, emigrating to Canada is like, the easiest thing you could do
no joke
Dunno finland kinda poopie
Yeah
why wouldn't i accept my asshole
Literally me
Canada sucks money wise
Don't care
Stuff is more there then the us
says the waffle person

Canada is murica 2.0
Id rather live in Bosnia than America dude
Fuck the US
people living in first world countries complaining about their first world countries
canadians are nice though
lmao
And fries and beer and chocolate
I know right 💀
ay i aint complaining
Yeah I like Canada
ill never move out of here
Ah sadge
worst case i just live on government funds
Me and the boys watching another YouTube documentary about people eating dirt cookies
Im just vibing with music, making curry
Bro gonna get muted with that
Nothing could ruin my day rn
Won’t be the first, won’t be the last
The Neon White OST
I’m stealing your thigh highs
I like Machine Girl
What the fuck is a neon white
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bet
So fucking good
omg im also vibing to music guise
based
Bet
you can post stuff about that now because war is technically over
what
What
what
khaaytil what are on right now
i speaked to mr putin yesterday he said he's gonna nuke the chexols
khaa dont 😭
the what
i dont want to lose you
Not bad not bad
Broo
the chexoslavians i speaked to president he said he's gonna dirty bomb them or something of that sort i don't know stop botrhering me
Whatever mod comes here first will get a 2 for 1
p!mute @pastel quartz 7d Ukraine Slander
@pastel quartz has been muted for 1 week.
Ayyyyy
Called it 
there we go
ka BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWM
*edy coming in
That user is already muted.
Microsoft asked me to finish setting up my PC
that was a fast file rename
politely ignore kha being off the meds again, bird man
What a bother ay
eyyy fugedaboudit
it smells like vitamin b in my room
nah son, free gas
he just shidded himself
Livin up to his name
it's funny how you can joke about literally any country but oh no my precious yukrain
here we go again woo
Oh no
Another banger
Rename it bruno
the context of the meme was about the war which is prohibited
now , can i serve u anything?

it was also quite rude and insulting and politicized
im fine thanks
classy
on crack
ARR
ass crack
RRRR
RRRR
R
🇷
damn you're on a roll today
I'm literally a @slim osprey
capitalize on this
what wearing black nail paint does to a mf
I don't know how to deal with all this fame
Sell NFTs
start selling your memes to brainfart members
actually sell out
Nahh
i think bruno would buy them
I stay true to my brainfarters
And wearing a skirt
true
guys please, people will get mad at you for wearing different clothes, stop :(
p!infractions @heady crow
Total infractions: 7
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0
Moderator: Aldourien#3689
Time: 03/28/2022 05:11pm UTC
Reason: Enabling khaaytil in discussions about sexual violence and use of illegal substances.
Moderator: Aldourien#3689
Time: 04/08/2022 09:21pm UTC
Reason: Strongly politically charged content with a blanket statement.
Moderator: Aldourien#3689
Time: 04/08/2022 09:21pm UTC
Reason: Strongly politically charged content with a blanket statement.
Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 06/02/2022 09:34pm UTC
Reason: racist meme
Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 07/30/2022 07:35pm UTC
Reason: No reason specified
Moderator: Aldourien#3689
Time: 09/19/2022 07:54pm UTC
Reason: Memes only allowed in #🎪bruh-fart.
Moderator: Aldourien#3689
Time: 09/22/2022 11:12pm UTC
Reason: Perpetuating the discussion of religion.
@heady crow what the fuck is this
what is what
infraction check
i thought u were an angel
wtf is this you piece of shit
Dont do me *edy
radicalised Finnish person
your first mute was for trying to get him to do drugs
No he's literally finish
p!infractions @stone blade
Total infractions: 4
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0
Moderator: Aldourien#3689
Time: 04/06/2022 08:23pm UTC
Reason: Explicit content.
Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 08/14/2022 11:13am UTC
Reason: for being абсолютный гигачад
Moderator: Aldourien#3689
Time: 09/01/2022 08:38pm UTC
Reason: Anti-LGTBQ content.
Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 09/11/2022 01:12pm UTC
Reason: for insulting me (meme) and for stupid jokes (real)
Bro bro
maybe to the other mods but not aldo
Check mine
p!infractions @slim osprey
Total infractions: 3
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0
Moderator: Aldourien#3689
Time: 07/08/2022 12:42am UTC
Reason: Contextually insensitive memes, referring to minorities as "creatures".
Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 09/07/2022 11:59pm UTC
Reason: No reason specified
Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 09/08/2022 12:00am UTC
Reason: disrespect toward staff
There it is
look at those dirty fucking hands
i legit dont think I have any
not the creature one 

panik
My only real mute was calling minorities creatures
The other two was just Falco being Falco
My mutes are from bullying falco
im a model citizen, Ive never done anything
these dudes probably lift concrete slabs with their teeth
@narrow lotus can i have my infractions back
i feel left out
damn
Nice
its literally that bad
p!infractions @real tinsel
This user has no infractions.
you misspelled retard
who is the retard now , exile
ahahahahahah
Man cheated the mods
amused to this day with the warning to bruno for "enabling khaaytil"
yeah
i have always wondered if this picture is real
@real tinsel good times
p!infractions @narrow lotus
This user has no infractions.
rigged

welp thats it
No I have not read the book
@lunar summit there u go , i knew u would ask for it
But I imagine this is what it's like
p!mute @lunar summit provoking with Ukraine-Russia controversy
@lunar summit has been muted.
p!unmute @lunar summit
@lunar summit has been unmuted.
cba to rename it to unmute
p!mute @lunar summit 3d provoking with Ukraine-Russia Controversy
@lunar summit has been muted for 3 days.
packwatch
Cant even mod right smh
Hi
replace @narrow lotus with @real tinsel
i knew he would do it the moment the ranted about the other guy i just muted
The sky lol
god i can read them like a book
when Provak takes the lead on this modpack
@groc
glocc
Cock?
balls
cock
I wanna keep my infractions
they'll take yours too
Medals of honour
they won't even ask, just steal it from you while you're asleep
I forgor why you were muted poopie boy
🤝🐦
CUM
i pinged aldourien 27 times
ahahahahhahahahaha what the fuck
lmao nice
Freedom cat
I mean tsk tsk tsk kha
your mom hahahaahaha
duty dog cause he has glasses against the cat's claws , literal game changer
based
he is bulgarian
Thats Walt Disney
I helped translating some stuff for the guy here which went into gamma
ZDRASDI
don't think I was mentioned but it still felt nice to be of help
all of us truly are the pillars which the gamma server stands upon
I helped ruin Falco's mental
I made a joke about drunk driving so grok put it on the fridge
based
The skill issue vid is part of the Falco engine
That's my contribution to this server
i will correct that
i am going to say politically charged blanket statements and then go to another server
Yo guys new Emergency Alert Systems just dropped
please do
Do it no balls
go ahead
no you won't it was made by grok
fuck the queen
