#🎪bruh-fart
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Hm
blizzard tryna make me wanna play overwatch
space marine pharah
Bro who even watches it still
damn that shit looks like the battlepass
I hope CA sues like they always do
Cute and funny
Fute, even
dudeeeee
Apparently there was a nazi march in norway yesterday
Nobody even invited me smh my head
What about derek chauvin ? that would really scare a group of people

Yeah idk how this flew on a kids show
Whole think was 2 kidnap victims being forced to have a child, but they're both guys
me fr
How it be back then
Official #🎪bruh-fart Salad
stop that
yooo, thats fuckin Dross, very good artist
i agree
proof that we can bully celebs out of business
Yet

lol
surprised?
should i reply "i googled 'how to respond to thank you in a professional email' but sarcasm wasnt an option, it is disappointing to say the least."
to my potential employer?
no
lmao
Brainfart minecraft server when
whenever you want sweet cheeks
🎾 ⚾
Tomorrow
me everytime i make games
haha
that's actually a banger 
bzeek why is your pfp guy getting progressively bloodier
here's another one for ya
don't like this one
@stone blade would love it
when that new movie persona is extra literally you
which one
my new movie personality is the entire homeworld franchise
Homeworld Soundtrack |
Samuel Barber - Adagio for Strings

there you go baby boy brainfartgamma.aternos.me:13099
okay asshole
how about this
any russian milf would be yours with that
No shit?
about translated music I have some samples of song with lector want some?
Definitely not a fool
me when @heady crow
Definitely don't look goofy
İs that zgyrim
literally me, here getting muted every couple of days
Onliest game i play on roblox is last strandeds
Cuz pain
good
roblox is the fire my homie
It's a brutal and challenging 3d wave action rogue-like you can say
fuck wrong reply
recently someone added entire world of tanks inside the roblox

Sorry me no lik tank
Also
Pango
There is
A class
literally every joker cosplayer in comiccons
Where you can fucking
Stop
get to the fucking point already
You can boost yourself up into the sky with a shotgun in your hand
It's amazing
Bust
Do u want my ohnest oppinion on this?
no
i
But u might not like it
No one asked
will
keep them to yourself
kill
honest opinions are a valuable resource
U serve zero
don't just throw them around like that
kock yourself?
mayo do you remember what happened last night?
i kinda blacked out
When you smell poo in the street but wonder if it's you or just some random poo on the street
💀
yea imma stop hitting the zaza for awhile 
It's more like the question you asked was sussy
bruh 💀
What happened last night
you guys wanna see my piss and shit box?
No
my workplace doesn't have a toilet so we shit and piss in a box
i knew we were playing D2
I dunno what you did other than playing d2
I'm not gonna send it
see that box? that's where we shit and piss
We played like an hour, maybe a bit more
wanna see the inside of it?
legit felt like an eternity
@grizzled meadow am i allowed to post what's inside of it?
Mang I know I'm not the most fun person around but cmon

was ares there too?
Ja

More like stinker
I eat onyons on daily basis
Bite this onions
no embed?
imagine Discord section in the porn industry
yeah, what is app?
I can search it on r34 rn
I wonder if kids are there
Lolis exist
lolis are just kids
@heady crow it's that time of the year
I'm 5'7 so that's inpossible
Ahhahhhaaa
What did you make me search up
cock and stone
It's cursed
hey screw you, not all of us are cursed of being tall
i wish i was shorter so the local tomboys could just pick me up and carry me away

Well you can say i wanna be a tomboy myself >->
Mr, you have one problem between your legs
your preferences change every fuckin nanosecond, make up ya damn mind
fucking patrick bateman psycho changing personalities
I think I have dementia now
Yeah
I like men and woman
And i have decided exactly this like
2 months ago
not those preferences you fucking crayon
don't mention crayons
Then what do you m e a n
i am already hungry as is
64 value pack is a snacc
They have a high nutritional values
if i had to explain I'll be here until the heat death of the universe
yep
yeaup

but uglier
wamen

imagine being a woman

Ignorance is indeed bliss
Tf did I walk onto
Salute for every women lost after their breast reduction 
hah crystal short
They reduce their breast size explaining that it will be good for their back, but they dont think about men 
tiddies are overrated
yes
"But their so soft and squishy"
ass, hips, thighs
can confirm
- titties
bro they would get in the way of lifting
whats the catch
Breast muscles when? 
impotence
i don't know
Ya just want one, right?
i don't know what i want in a woman
GOD damn
i could do that
... a woman I presume
Are you 13
yeah
hard thing to find in those times
you see, finding a woman ain't the issue
no, just horny ass mf
it's that i'm fucking retarded
Guess you are kinda childish then
It isn't that visible though
Plus some woman like that idk why
Pectoral muscles?
Huh?
wait till he learns about vaginal teeth
What the hell
Brain fart
Mfn pecs
Go uni
man, i hate school
Some nice gals there
sometimes it is more pronounced and can cut your pp in half
Doesent the hospital have cute schizos?
no
Sad
only cute nurses
you need to tone it down with the fancy words, you're making crystal think
I would need further studies on this to understand, sorry 
the cute schizos are the ones that get medication
but i don't wanna make them uncomfortable
there is no cute unmedicated schizo
see?
Pectoral muscles (colloquially referred to as "pecs") are the muscles that connect the front of the human chest with the bones of the upper arm and shoulder. This region contains four muscles that provide movements to the upper limbs or ribs.
Pectoralis major is a thick, fan-shaped or triangular convergent muscle, which makes up the bulk of the...
Ohhh yeah
The pecs
I heard there are workouts to make them stronger
Would make someones breasts look perkier
mmm tea
i feel like online dating would be a losing battle
mmm wata
mmm piss
@heady crow the bolt from bolt thrower
Fake
not
Do not try it
that's not real (fake)
It's fucking horrible
oh no
Dw i can be your kitten
Dayum
Ratatouille 18+ RP
oh shiiit, a cuh-roach
i'd run for miles just for some cuddles rn
cock-a-roach
🪳
coke roshe
Shut and maybe try to find some at work tbh
Maybe ask a friend
no
cuddle with your boss
That only happens in animes
there's nobody in my life i would be comfortable cuddling with
cuddle with the homies
That works too
i need a friend exclusively for cuddling
this is the most cursed thing in the fucking universe
Hvafaan Xzibit?
@stone blade
-to you
there's far worse 💀
Yoo pango face reveal
like faaaar far worse
There is?
bro i wish i was that skinny 😭
am committed to the bulk
Feel that
i look like a hunk when i'm tired as balls after a nightshift
in terms of cursed things yes, fwb really ain't cursed
pov: you are before puberty
Bulking bad
True...but i wanna know, idk why
D2 bad?
I am too curious for this world
Midtown
Breaking Bad bitches necks
Yea what did you mean
i had no memory of what happened last night
Fr?
blacked out

Its for the better
i didn't mean anything specific tbh
Mfer actually
you are just mentally ill
just a blanket phrase
That 1 kill crucible match was too much for you ig
Aww
it was as if someone else took over my body
Do you remember playing with mayo?
Death by irradiation for example
You seem pretty smart tbh
yes i can recall some bits and pieces but the majority is still a blur
Zazaaaaa
now THIS. is real shit
indeed
seen
Did you go through both blunts or? xd
well i checked this morning and both are gone so mayhaps 
@slate crown

Time to hit the 🔌 ?
Did I hear weed
nah imma take a tolerance break
Also @heady crow got a new Ovidius book
At work rn
Got some new books too that ill send later
New library reveal
Yayyaya
just making sure 
@zenith grove how much warns do I have left?
Ohno
My man livin on the edge
we give punishments depending on the severity of the infraction, or if we are done with your shit 
Judging purely by the amount of infractions i have, i shouldn't be here anymore
so If I keep my talking in the margin I should be good
how many warns do i habe
well don't push it 💀 if you're just around the edge at some point they'll shank ya
still its the most tolerant server I have ever been in. Mostly I got banned from one interaction.
what didya do
Interacted
nationalistic, racist, nsfw etc.
oh you goofy as fuck 
all it takes is one grumpy mod to get banned from most public servers
ye ye fr
thats true
they see themselves as high authority
and high beings
i usually get banned for homophobia by calling someone a femboy
same
maybe i don't talk enough in em but i haven't been banned before for just existing
I have
Most of the time you get warned and muted unless you're a hardcore racist
@heady crow @lusty sonnet
polish people have a hard time
😶
oh shit, new animal crossing
I collect mutes from @grizzled meadow :)
aminal cossring
Ur polish? No wonder i didn't like u at first
Always kiss your homies
TRAAKTOOOOOR
I hope you are not british
What if I was
Never tell an Italian what to do.
didn't know you were a femboy, bro
manco pe sbaglio
then I would ask you for WWII reparations for not helping us 💀
Poland was a utopia under the USSR and no I will not explain why
more like pooland
Man, rel
it should be recreated with a twitch community. People being half naked
Oh quanto tempo, dimentico sempre che non abbiamo solo una MtF qua dentro
true
:3 true, come va bello?
I wonder why they go to the face first
Ho male alla schiena, a parte quello sto bene
floppa 
flop deez nuts
Fratello @grizzled meadow sto per rivelare i segreti del governo :))
a very important cat
Se lo fai poi dovrò ucciderti...
that's where the pee is stored
anch'io 💀 stavo ieri a suonare ad un concerto e c'ho la chitarra che pesa tipo 50 chili
bella eh però porca troia
Renderlo indolore e veloce, gracias
onli englis ples no spanisch thank u
it's italian :<
same shit
made up language

Con te partirò paesi che non ho mai veduto e vissuto con te adesso si li vivrò con te partirò su navi per mari che, io lo so 🍕
they speakin cursive
Questo è corsivo
mama mia
ma ogni tanto pure bold
i cooka da meatball
ГЛИФЫ
To jest kursywa
i make some MEAN ass meatballs
Did you know dog in Polish is Pies
tis my pride and joy
Did you know Police in Polish is also Pies
La donna è mobile
Qual piuma al vento
Muta d'accento
E di pensiero
Sempre un amabile
Leggiadro viso
In pianto o in riso
È mensognero
La donna è mobile
Qual piuma al vento
Muta d'accento
E di pensier
gabagool
pensier 
peniser?
Gabagool? Ova eeer
eyy i walkin ere
pavarotti my beloved
Best TV series ever in the world shut the fuck up
Whatever opinion against this stuff is wrong
haven't watched it
i needa watch it
probably sucks tbh
Ban

banan ba...
baban
Banaba until you don't watch it
Chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie w Szczebrzeszynie, w szczękach chrząszcza trzeszczy miąższ. Czcza szczypawka czka w Szczecinie. Chrząszcza szczudłem przechrzcił wąż, strząsa skrzydła z dżdżu, a trzmiel w puszczy, tuż przy Pszczynie, straszny wszczyna szum.
yo someone put a fork in an electrical outlet
go eat some thigh highs
no pass them to me i want em
Envision this: Tony Soprano in femboy thigh socks
Monke wants banan.
Will monke receive banan?
Song: Donkey Kong Country - Cranky's Theme
#shorts
Speaking of baban
XD
i love the norwegian language
stop watching anime NOW
https://youtube.com/shorts/Z8zDUnO7ueo?feature=share
oh yeah thats the video
norway best
Who tf these people
Satanaaa
we're the northern oil people
Not gonna lie, norway has some good military gear
do you have "ale fajny bober"
ofc
my man
fr fr we do
our military is just a mishmash fuckin mix of old soviet union + other countries
at least he has his pants untouched
🗿
they should really add a norway channel even thoigh im probably going to be the only one speaking there
you could teach me
ok so 'hei din jævel korleis går det' means "greetings brother, how is it going?"
Jeg er tydelig norsk se på meg jeg snakker norsk
jumpscare
😱😱😱
Jeg misliker virkelig DANMARK fordi jeg er NORSK
jeg også 😎
åssen går det, mine landsmenn?
based
Cześć, jak się masz? - Hey, how it's going?
det gå sikkeleg bra 💪
fr
*basert
jaaa
basert og rødpillet
Hvor er min skov blevet af
🤷
trenger en muskuløs dame til å bære meg til sengs på ordentlig
Brainfart er nå en norsk kanal
more mi?
jaaaa
shit fart
💪 🇳🇴
🇳🇴
🤣
my good cum
I thought I have no emb perms
no emb?
pros of buying an expensive kit is a permeanant Halloween costume
idk its my real kit for gun competitions and general training 🤷♂️
I wouldnt buy genuine shit for cosplay
real
average londoner
I dislike kriss vector
but with knife and tea
oh shit
https://youtu.be/o8AzgO6FwvA
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@placid sail i found this in my soundcloud, need a translator
Listen to Смерти Больше Нет by IC3PEAK on #SoundCloud
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я заливаю глаза керосином
пусть все горит
пусть все горит
на меня смотрит вся россия
пусть все горит
пусть все горит
я теперь готова ко
All it needs is "Former Twitter Trust and Safety Council Member"
@grizzled meadow this one's for el gato but im too scared to ping him 
customers dislike my presence
i am officially sigma male
@grizzled meadow can i get a personal role that says sigma male
didn't you bring along your piss and shit box with you?
it's right next to the entrance
no wonder they dislike you 
that means more business
i get popular as the poopie butt boy and they talk about me everywhere
free ad
i get more customers
free exposure
of course your shits would outlive you considering your diet of drywall and asbestos 
they'll continue my legacy for eternity
fr fr
nobody will ever forget my name because the smell won't let them
for they'll curse at my long-rotten body for years
millenias, even
i'll be more popular than the guy who ejaculated in his shoe box
there's not much competition 💀
i'll make it so
See that moderator?
@zenith grove
We're gonna ping him
falco trying to get himself muted
oh thank god 
Take a look at my roles
he has all the infinity stones roles
we've done it boys @grizzled meadow is finally muted 🤝
now we can talk shit about sopranos in peace
Over my dead body
over his cold dead gabagool ridden body
falco when you die i'm gonna talk shit about sopranos while they're lowering your coffin
and I'll be at the back eating my 5th platter of gabagool
full of fat and nitrates
Gabagool is a slang term for capocollo/capicola/coppa, a type of Italian pork cold cut. It's pretty fucking good, schee?
From The Sopranos - Season 1 - Episode 12 - Isabella.
My man knows it
falco give me a quick run of that guy the gabagool guy kills
this one
pic goes hard 🥶
What do you want to know
like what kinda guy he is
No
what would he say if i offered him some gabagool?
ok
would he go like "gabagool? ova heee" or would he go like "gabagool? that's not healthy for you" or would he go like "gabagool? i'm gonna kill you you piece of shit" which one would he be falco answer me
🤌
I'd say the second one
Most Well Adjusted Redditor
Imagine not liking forests and shit
I fucking love the wilderness, and Ive also lived in a city my entire life
okay now for the serious part, after we broke up my ex made a tribute video to that guy with radiohead's "man of war" song, which was my favorite song at the moment due to how perfectly it visualizes schizophrenia (and certain other paranoia-including disorders like ptsd etc). I wanna know what's so special about that guy like is he paranoid or something like that
The masculine urge to build a cabin in the woods and live outside of society for the rest of your life
The feminine urge to go full on witch in a mystery cabin
the masculine urge to hunt down every witch that walks earth
I LOVE MURDER
YES

🤝
My existence annoys me.
What then?
simple
same
You should improve yourself now

okay cropol very smart, no wonder you're an intenet microcelebrity 🤝
That implies giving my self love. Complication: I'm a zoomer.
It's okay if you can't love yourself
But at least learn to not hate yourself
Improve daily
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Become a real sigma
@grizzled meadow
He starts peaking that little parliament mic
Idk what they call their elected house in Italy, Im just assuming its a parliament there too
it's a 🤌 PARLAMENTO
head injury
death
yes
real
this is why i support the use of gae bombs
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make love, not war 
Kiss men
nah 
Zazaaa
if its kissing men and being 🏳️🌈 as hell sign me up
the saga continues
the Twitter accounts of the voice actors:
@EllenMcLain - The administrator
@improvmaven - Demoman and Heavy
@Robin_A_Downes - Medic
@johnpatricklowr - The sniper
whoa calm down with the God of War spoilers there bruh
@slate crown

best part about shitty hotel breakfast is the abundance of beans and eggs
thank you russian muscle mommy i will keep trying my best 
I'm not really a bean enjoyer
feel that. Been a long ass week and its only monday
I support LGT
bean erasure 
Yes
Finding a cute bf is your reason to keep going
real honestly
mfer you already smoked it all
not that 

but it's also a good reason 
Man had his eyes opened to a whole new world
QUESTA È LA SP
LA SPIGOLA
Oh shit im sorry
sorry but soundcloud said I suck dicks
(I'm not offline, they just pussied out from saying "fuck you you're russian")
Time to click the button and reload
oof ok nevermind then, yikes
VPN gaming
GANG GANG
AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW IT WORKS INSTANTLY

because it has nothing to do with being offline
love a good VPN
western hypocritical jerks
Tell me about it
Did charlie cut his hair
No
Thats an old video
uhhh ya sure you want me to translate it
So we're not lost yet
Yall gonna be lost when I cut my hair
it's quite edgy, nihilistic zoomer banter about drugs, life in Russia sucking ass and death and destruction
Why
So regular Russian music
what did you expect
thought it was something different 
look at the thumbnail
Mine's better
yea it's somethings, well thank you sexy russian mf for the context now i will continue to vibe
also, while I was working previously, some dude went by on a car while After Dark by Mr. Kitty was blasting
and honestly, I kinda felt that too
gonna listen to it too
hold me pango
hold me brainfart
will do
don't forget to say "no homo", or don't, I won't judge
FUCK THERE'S TITS
its not homo if its in the sauna
I respectfully disagree with your choice of the clip, pango
I see you, you see me
How pleasant, this feeling
The moment you hold me
I missed you, I'm sorry
I've given what I have
I showed you I'm growing
The ashes fall slowly
As your voice consoles me
As the hours pass
I will let you know
That I need to ask
Before I'm alone
How it feels to rest
On your patient lips
To eternal...
mf there's like 10 different types of videos about the song give me a break 
im too busy smoking crack for this tbh
im trying to fine the original version but seems like it got deleted
Get the Song Here👉 https://ffm.to/mo6bv0j.OYD
Here's my Epic Metal Cover of After Dark originally by Mr.Kitty
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I see you
You see me
How pleasant
This feeling
The moment
You hold me
I missed you
I'm sorry
I've given
What I have
I showed you
I'm growing
The ashes
Fall slowly
As your voice
Consoles ...
this will suffice
Skidd and Pumpy have an adventure the entire Spooky month
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do everyone else have Jennifer Lynn Connelly in them too
It do be Halloween
cos if not, they all lose
spook day
no i already got something else in me 
ayo

you can't spell "cinematography" without "blatant sexualisation"!
or you can, I dunno, English is not my native language
edit: sorry for grammar mistakes
oh hecks nah
you spelled all of those right, just chance the s in lisation to lization
it was a joke about foreign English speakers being needlessly conscious about their level of literacy online
Same though

how much you've slept today
enough
judging by amount of literally me clips, somewhere between half an hour and two hours








