#🎪bruh-fart
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The joys of an obligatory timeout to avoid explaining things
So anyway about that anatomy info 
the zone is not for the faint of heart...
I remember knifing the planks once and they exploded like a red barrel
Never ever able to replicate that and I have no idea what happened
I come back to this server after like 6 months and this
is an emote now lmao
For reference: I threw it together as a joke and it's the first pin here 
morning yall
Do you live in the woods
Yes
u lie
No fucking way
Mr Kaczynski! I'm a big fan please give your postal address to send you a gift!
I forgot the hour changed today, more sleep time
yea i slept at 5am wokenup at 3pm 
Me and my companions entering pripyat right before getting domed by a monolith gauss rifle
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he slepin
haha thats hoovie's ferrari
it's finally halloween and i got my costume for tonight
much haram brother
https://youtu.be/q7PBNHyaoDc @grizzled meadow
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it was brian dude brian made this video it WASNT ME cmon u gotta believe me
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You made history in here, I had to add it as an emote
Yeah I know, thank you, I already watched some of it yesterday
wonder if @grizzled meadow has seen this yet
We even talked about it
You felloff
i was asleep
You can add more lore into it because Falco claims that he's not drinking alcohol
Some shit happened
#╟❓general-offtopic message ...and definitely not moderating at this moment.
Hey, if I gotta go all out amnesty international on that situation... ¯_(ツ)_/¯
I mean we'd like a new meme material every once in a while here
Be my guest
I'm sure 95% us don't know what happened, don't care either.
Now that's a brainfart move
If you gonna ping mods, be sure to callout Khaytil
He'd like to be here
khaytiiiiiiiil!
ivan...?
@real tinsel this homeboy gonna ping mods, I'm sure you'd like to be here for that
for now let's start with the one who needs it the most
pango
nice start Vietnam
cough cough @grizzled meadow #╟❓general-offtopic message bop
We ping Falco all day long that's just meh
True
playing nfs without me smh 
haunted sectors till my food is ready
how many candies left?
he knows, he has been here before
6k and like 20 completions
yea good luck with that 
the completions are a bitch
the 6k is easy with NFs
i wanna complete it asap to get my normal builds back and ditch the mask
Rae yall fr talking about a game in the morning
it's noon
And you send bug videos
Too bad
sounds like a you issue

Df, I'm seeing an invisible emote
Thanks discord
mfw the mask has better rolls than any other one i have 
I'll carry you today no worries
rolls are good but like 3 extra seconds of invis beats rolls for me
and you were right, the event armor mod makes a WHOLE new difference, can't believe i forgor to equip that shit yesterday 
Is it high?
Pango wtf
How could you
ye man, that shit is bonkers
and it stacks
Zaza pays off
when i play with pango, i'm like the good cop in his head trying to stop him from making bad decisions
i forgor 💀
and i was extremely invested in mr bean while i was dodging and weaving navotussys attacks
i was really invested in keeping both of us alive
the amount of clutches oof
Gid forgiveth
siiick
fr fr 
XD
which mods are we talking about
@grizzled meadow ?
@narrow lotus ?
is it perhaps @aldorien ?
...how is falco muted?
that would be exciting
Wait WHAT
WTF HE IS 
be born italian
@grizzled meadow What did you do mf
he even got the brainfart exile 💀
Did you bake pizza with fucking pineapple?
guess now just to sit and twiddle my thumbs...
it would be quite a show if one were to ping @ moderators
p!mute @kirba 69m n0
but who would that be
Invalid member argument.
Member not found.
Usage: p!mute <member> [duration] [reason]
who'd have the courage
skill issue for real
Yeah I thought to do so, but decided against it at the last moment
i love how he didnt tag aldourien , he doesnt have the balls
i don't have the balls
balls
neither do I tbh
balls
fuck you @narrow lotus

there would need to be a really massive crisis to ping aldourien
welcome to the club khaaytil
what club
i've been here since it was created
@slate crown i regret my decision to go for all 35 sector completions

Classic aldo 
Spy!
I just have all the roles btw because I can
i blame those who put that thought in my head
Wouldn't have it any other way
uh, re: being here, not aldourien
weird flex but ok 
So, will I need to be more pushy or can we actually talk now?
@narrow lotus
still havent finished sopranos
2 seasons remaining
Falco:
Sopranos was good....the last 2 seasons will saden you tho
lol
thats the reason i dont want to 
i just wanted my gabagool 
I'm still reading the long ass thing you wrote
yay
And I'm trying to understand if you really believe that I sent people your way to harass you or shit like that
Wait this guy is Mito?
oh my god
falco is italian mobster confirmed
Yes he is Mito
fixd
Falco knows
falco will harass you in your dms and can only be calmed with gabagool
And I really hope he really don't think that I sent people after him
falco's hit list consists of people who don't watch the Sopranos
anyway, can we do it in #╟❓general-offtopic ?
Mito back
p!cat
nice
also people who haven't finished the yakuza series
falco has been harassing me on steam and in dms
I don't speak Japanese
he says if i don't finish yakuza 3 remastered by the end of this month i can say goodbye to my teeth
all 37 of them
man im dead
i have to enjoy my posting privileges before getting muted by aldo for pinging him
then why does it say "Brainfart Prisoner" on your discord name
bz11k abused his powers of being married to a fed wife and put me here
and threw away the key
i think they're doing stuff to the key

nah bro, they're using a police baton 💀
it's the perfect angle
yo check this meme
it's better, even
the only reason I'm able to communicate is because he forgot to search my ass
i sneaked in my phone and entire pc setup 
what's he searching for
prisoners get a full body search before they get to their cells, but he missed a spot
We had Cerven , now ExodusWick
Karen wanna see the manager.
how do they do a full body search if they only search for your ass
what if i have something inside my kidneys?
bob, you're overthinking it
never take half measures always take full measures or else 👍
brainfart gives you food?
prisons do so...
why have i been surviving on aerosol and wall paint all this time then
already pinned
don't forget the forbidden cotton candy
wait is it
yes
wait we reached the max pin amount
you see, i work fast

i forgot its name
delete old pins
why is there even a max pin
asbestos
that's retarded
THE OLDEST PINS
discord
there u go
ah yes my favorite nutrition
I should go make my lunch, but i'm too captivated by the narratives of the infamous story of ExodusWick to get away from the computer. 
actual man child 
nah am @slate crown
drama 
can't go anywhere else
also I helped one russian guy in #🔨поддержка-стандарт-gamma-ru-ua and then he dmed me saying "go fuck yourself donkey"
that one is also gone
YES thank you

dude i spit my coffee
Atleast he wasn't in brainfart!
thank god 
also one guy in #🔨поддержка-стандарт-gamma-ru-ua got blocked by moddb for 40 minutes and then said that the modpack is shit (because he got blocked)
actual weird day
drama day
brainfart literally the sanest channel
Hm
Hmmmm
Today is a special day i see.
I need to do further investigation.
this meme is getting more and more meta as we speak
Sunday Monday, drama day. ~
- go fuck yourself, donkey
- whatever you say

wait olen is donkey?
damn i need to freshen up my russian
im trying to delete the old memes unrelated to brainfart lore
i'll create drama for you
khaa...
Say something controversial NOW
to keep up with the server
pineapple pizza is yummy
put that ping down...
honestly , Anomaly Discord has a locked channel where moderators post screenshots of special people DMing them etc
now idk if we wanna go that far
yea that's a bit much 
you mean locked as in people can see that but not type in there?
gamma discord has a locked channel where staff members put dick and feet pics they receive
well that's true
#moderator-ERP is real I've seen it

what's up with your mouse cam
i play fps games semi competitive and it is extra content basically
another server that im in (roblox server) has that thingy, but it's just a staff chat but an open version of it
contrary to popular belief , we only recieve threats and insults , i would be glad if i recieve a dick pick for once
BALLER
balls
BALLS
balls 
ballz (I join in )
didn't that rat have the same VA as sheen from jimmy neutron
honestly that channel is like #🎪bruh-fart but only for staff
siick
From your bio i can tell you are bitchless 

and everyone can see it
brainfart ain't that bad
indeed
says you
does he know already?
Fair enough?
As in boyfriend?
unironically watching this
Course!
no, battlefield 4
who doesn't have battlefield 4
thats what we gamers should assume first 😎
Don't give me any of that gender stuff, a boyfriend is a boyfriend, math is math
ayo falco, stop with the murder
a hole is a h-
well you kinda said it
We didn't have it yet and we will not yet either
In times of war, every hole is good
y e t
yet
Yet
especially trenches
I had to twist the saying
Forgor
Nice
I had to google that to know what it was XD
this one was too funny not to share
😂 🤝
Not called the same in france XD
thx

I also do that
🦞
what was the silly
dont put those voices in my head
the voices are speaking
until you find that special someone that cherishes you and is geniunely attracted to you and then u have sex 5 times a day


the voices
oh no pangolin is coming to approve
Btw i have like
as all things should be
Almost 1k memes
otherwise people would crave perfection which is bad
that special someone
that pic goes hard
actual villain backstory 
usually when you lower your volume, the impact of the sound on your ears will be lesser
ooga booga
i put it on max and is still too quiet
Someone needs to buy better headphones
me bout to recommend some studio headphones 
i have HyperX Cloud II
haha not spending 150 euros on Senneheisers
I dunno but either your ears malfunction or your headphones
Either of those
Idk anything else
i could just block you
again
my ears malfunction
the audacity
Damn right
i am playing tarkov for 3k hours almost , if i hear a rustling outside i go hide in the nearest bush
"It could be an animal"
one of these is a cat
but where is the okay_cat
soz
one of these is a cat
mine is behind my monitor
mine is fat
one of mine is
ok kitty a lil too chubby
nah that's just her excess skin, she looks fat af when she sleeps on her back like a hooman
she used to be WAAAY bigger
Wild cat!
same
no
ill do worse, hold on
i cant send this one wtf
explicit content strikes again 
it's a roblox meme but way worse
i can't even send a rat dancing because of it
c0ck
Me looking up on how to beat a boxer and how to win a street fight
or maybe prevent yourself from being in that situation altogether
stick figure lookin ass
easier said than done
not the ballz 💀
I know :>
only thing youre punching is yourself after someone mispronoun'd you on the internet
because you cant handle it
ok maybe a bit too far
there it is 💀
i go to bed
right on time
work at 7:30 💀
Maybe come over here first
Fun fact blue whales eject around 20 litres of cum per ejaculaton and if you catch it all it’s worth around 1.3 million
gn don't bite the bed bugs
mito moment
Then we talk.
i'll try not to
you forgot to mention it's 8 meter long penis
hmmm 
Yeah that’s just whatever tho
where can i get one
I’ve got an 8 meter penis so
"metre"
Shut the fuck up
that settles it
I’m about to pull out the slurs
Cunt I’ve got 6 slurs loaded up and I’m about to pull a Wild West and shoot ‘em off the second I get the chance
Weak
Strong
Thanks for the compliment
Kk
just like me fr fr
Not me
I've lived in a city my whole life, my ass would not survive in the wild 
whens the last time you touched grass and had a conversation with a male individual that wasnt on twitter and the subject was toxic masculinity
Yesterday i talked with my bf outside damn
i dont think so
it was a dream trust
Not my problem then
i will make it your problem
ok papi
12 more 
i could hear how crestfallen you are even from the text 
i want my normal builds back
damn bro you eatin beans?
gain access to greenery
Run sounds fun
🤝
heck off
@abstract path
Phone has worse memes
Damn bro
Thanks for atleast letting me know how i might doe
this is the only way I could hurt you 
There sure are other ways ,_,
Me when run
I still wonder why tf would you give her a fuckin e cup or smth


As an non-english native, what is the meaning of "Go touch grass" ? 
"go outside"
🤝

Oh shit, speaking of grass, i forgot to water the garden yestarday 
pov: @glacial tendon's garden
i'll finish my cofeee first XD
Very well!
those are some cold ass cocks 🥶🥶
the sky 
We had a bit of rain during the week so that's okay, and the vegetetable garden is on hold for now because winter is coming. Sooo that's fine, it's like some geraniums, cactus, shit like that that can take some days without water
winter is cummin 
Damn bro you've got the whole squad laughing
Gameplay from me myself and I
#gaming #insurgencysandstorm #xbox
turns to face camera as outro to Friends plays
my reaction to that piece of information
The English, come and discover the magnificent level that the French have in your language :)
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Blurp :
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Pour les français : n'hésitez pas à faire un tour sur ma chaîne twitch, une chaîne pour les p...
So proud of my people 
D2?
that mf needs an update holdon
#🎪bruh-fart goon squad assemble
only 10 more 
I'm waiting in lobby 
there's literally me edit of the friends intro but not one for full house
might make one
i'll join after this round
like 5 minutes
dammit
wtf festival of the lost is on
the quest gives you a pvp god roll sniper
then there are like 2 rolls that are somewhat ok due to perks but the weapon type is shite
alr so not particularly
me and @heady crow
'CAUSE SOMETIMES I LOOK IN YOUR EYES
AND THAT'S WHERE I FIND THE GLIMPSE OF US
Also this motherfucker literally created Harlem Shake
Let that fucking sink in this server
friends edit
real
as
Axe op
Ik
as it should be
As always
I can imagine myself listening ti my calm mix while i play stalker
Literallu just stabbing everyonr
Snipinh
Shooting
Collecting..
How come some french people can make such good compositioned elctric sountracks
I want to [REDACTED] again and [REDACTED] everyone again
shut up 
i don't fucking play roblox how was i supposed to know
LOOK AT IT
is pepper spray red?
yes?
it's yellowish so close enough to red I'd say 
Yes
Next frame is gonna be even better

this is a certified @eager quest's cat moment
poor bastard 😭
That's gonna be me fr
at least now i have an excuse to ask her for more 
I just noticed the pile of chicken next to sidorovich
chimnken
Why, why it isnt possible
Smack
@slate crown am done, i can die
u r ded
Turns their bin into a pool
Immediately gets hostile
refuses to elaborate

Respond with Wot? If asked about it
i can carry on warcuck now :D
U wot m8
what every 12 year old talked like in 2013
Skill issue
I could probably speak with a British accent if I tried, then again I seem to just as easily start sounding Scottish

br'ish 12 year olds in cod lobbies
Nerf guns will never not be fun
fr fr
nice
Oh shit
I’m still timed out in my other server I talk in
since now this is my favorite video of the internet
a high intelligence video for a high intelligence being
@narrow lotus could we have this particular video pinned so that more people can enjoy its existence?
masculine men doing weird shit is adorable af
ye
more
which is why i love wearing pink at the gym
how many buttslaps do you get
lemme comment on your steam profile
i see you didn't include streets, which means you get more in the streets
imagine not getting butt slaps at the gym
you are female cori of course you get butt slaps everywhere
that's cheating
you have to be male
nah cori a hottie enby
my new gym im going to has little to no people of my age, there are all old men in their 50s with a bald head 
gets buttslaps from all genders
those are the most likely
to slap

they can't handle my thiccness anyways
😩
unlucky 
my ass is literally ungrabable

sad
my ex had a huge ass and that's when i realized what real ass feels like when you grab it
gotta be brave for this one
people in my hometown still drive this car
lada?
lada is expensive?
get comment on how to enter debug
answer comment
get the same fucking comment 1 day later
??????/
ikr
okay business idea
sell cum
sell ass
just don't buy a car
i buy 5 ladas for 10 dollars, i go to finland, i sell them for 80k each, i marry bruno and we live together forever after
ezpz
real
bruno i apologize dearly, i seem to have forgotten my steam privacy settings were left in private
i changed them now to "friends only", you may comment in my profile
meow meow good mewrning brainfart
I crave violence
ok wtf
And Chinese food
give me a few hits of zaza and im down
whatd i do? :c
everything
Literally wtf is this shit
fkin psycho
says the bulgarian
This aint the crowd to be meowing in
Says the Vietnamese
i said good morning whats wrong with that?

i was just tryin to be nice :(
says the american from Texas 

Something something angy redpilled roid rage
@slate crown Meow nya nya~~
Don’t think too much about it
ew wtf no 
u guys dont like catboys?
Not in a way I can post here without getting banned
i like cute shit as much as the next guy

but this is too far

Just curious how do you even pronounce that name
time to leave brainfart until it goes back to the way i like it
he was never seen again
depends on where you live
@spice junco with a long fat e
warhammer mechanicus is free on epic games
For whatever reason my brain thought to say it as Apunk based on how the letters look
fuck wrong guy
ITS WHAT



