🎪bruh-fart

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[broken topaz]

I had like 10 plants a few years ago in my dad's basement

[oblique hearth]

embed fail react him!

[real pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/polska-gurom-polska-gurom-pudzian-pudzianowski-gif-18323120

oh my fucking gooooooooooood bro

let me post pudzian

[broken topaz]

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-react-fish-react-him-thanos-gif-26859685

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/esqueleto-gif-24452082

[slate crown]

police in my country are LAZY and most of them are extremely underpaid so they'll take bribes without batting an eye

[somber warren]

i am really looking forward to german quality weed tho

[broken topaz]

but i dont have any money 😳

[somber warren]

gonna be good

[oblique hearth]

are you in mechico? XD

[oblique hearth]

russian special forces

[dreamy hornet]

Is this gopnik

[slate crown]

as long as you pretend to be a broke foreign exchange student they'll let you off the hook, i pretended to not speak vietnamese once and thanks to my mixed genes i look foreign enough

they let me off without even paying a fine for speeding

[real pebble]

friend

[oblique hearth]

let me guess, your phone is old ass iphone with broken front glass

[somber warren]

its very important to know how to bullshit you out of situations

[slate crown]

ew no, we samsung gang up in this bitch

[broken topaz]

Just get a cheap chinese spy phone

[real pebble]

life hack: a .357 will get you out of most traffic stops

[broken topaz]

I get ads when i open my file browser on my phone

[slate crown]

fr fr

[broken topaz]

[heady crow]

me

[slate crown]

im so sorry

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/samsung-sam-samsung-virtual-assistant-galaxy-samsung-galaxy-gif-21797236

[slate crown]

oh no 😳

[oblique hearth]

remember jerking off to that?

[broken topaz]

mommy AI

[oblique hearth]

yeah....

[real pebble]

imagine cranking it to samsung robot and not kerfus

[slate crown]

she has mid lewds, 5/10 would not jerk again

[plucky void]

"mommy"

clearly built like a teen

[somber warren]

fucking degenerates

[oblique hearth]

imagine your dick geting stuck in the mechanic parts

[slate crown]

fucking kerfus

[real pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/kerfuś-oh-my-goodness-gracious-carrefour-kerfus-gif-26957661

[heady crow]

kerfus ❤️

[broken topaz]

I would have sex with kerfus fr fr

[slate crown]

i mean it is cute, but why?

[heady crow]

real

[oblique hearth]

I would throw kerfuś out of the building

[narrow lotus]

balls

[real pebble]

because people make muscle man art of kerfus

[slate crown]

I'd only do it if he looked like this

[broken topaz]

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEESH

[oblique hearth]

big pp

[broken topaz]

[slate crown]

balls

[lilac kelp]

eilik robot

[oblique hearth]

balls

[broken topaz]

bawls

[hidden path]

What the hell

[slate crown]

um... yea

[ornate tulip]

...

[hidden path]

stop sexualising my shit supermarkets

[ornate tulip]

You... You all need help.

[heady vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/708751495964786709/1035245429710921808/Half-Life_2_.mp4

[slate crown]

naaaaah

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/sexting-sexy-sex-ew-gif-4201840

[lilac kelp]

are links allowed

[lilac kelp]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF4ZN9jVewI&t=133s

[slate crown]

no invites, instant ban, other than that youre gucci

[lilac kelp]

sexy

[slate crown]

these are probably 2000$ or something 💀

[lilac kelp]

200$ for one last i checked

[slate crown]

close enough

[lilac kelp]

[slate crown]

still WAAY too much money

[oblique hearth]

put it in the jar

[lilac kelp]

bet

[oblique hearth]

https://imgur.com/b23dLpG

[slate crown]

that's a bull my friend

[oblique hearth]

post the rat

[lilac kelp]

no

[broken topaz]

YOU CANT DO THAT

[real pebble]

ballsack fight

[meager maple]

I will tho

[slate crown]

me when @heady crow

[meager maple]

I will throw a brick at that robot

[oblique hearth]

what the ballsack doin when you walk

[meager maple]

I want it gone

[broken topaz]

you want your ballsack gone?

Are you one of those

transgenders?

[meager maple]

No

I want the robot gone

Wtf

[oblique hearth]

but you can sex it\

[meager maple]

Why did you think that

[real pebble]

which robot

[meager maple]

NO?!

[oblique hearth]

why not

[slate crown]

behold the atrocities of man

[meager maple]

This one doesn't bother me when im shopping tho

[slate crown]

fair

[slate crown]

bigfoots real and he touched my ass

[real pebble]

wow hes just like me

[meager maple]

In what way

[plucky void]

I blame DC and the entire concept of the Bat-Signal

[real pebble]

it is a photo of me

[heady crow]

😭

[slate crown]

charizard has seen some shit

[plucky void]

charizard has done some shit

[slate crown]

that's pretty sus even for you old man

[broken topaz]

new sexbots are getting wild

[urban ocean]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/908753044416655443/1035348246937223208/232a31b40866e00f96b5d9a7f297832c.mp4

[slate crown]

you tell me, my gf already has some ideas

[broken topaz]

I like her style

[slate crown]

same

[broken topaz]

my bf doesnt think vaporeon is the most fuckable pokemon

[heady crow]

wtf

[slate crown]

ULTRA MAAAAAAN

[heady crow]

then which one is

[broken topaz]

mewtwo

apparently

[heady crow]

???

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-it-get-some-help-gif-15058124

[heady crow]

exactly

[broken topaz]

It was just a hypothetical

[broken topaz]

I wouldnt stick my dick in vaporeon either

[plucky void]

Execute Order 66

[slate crown]

classic

[heady crow]

now only the sub excecutives exist

no more competition for mr muskrat

[slate crown]

holy fuck he's getting fat 💀

[slate crown]

that's fucking fire

[broken topaz]

ayooo

[slate crown]

I'd have sex on the Rouch

[broken topaz]

same

[heady crow]

same

[glad carbon]

Your bf is right though??

[broken topaz]

Lets forget i even said anything

[glad carbon]

Bro the people in Pokemon universe are also pokemon

[broken topaz]

??

[slate crown]

[glad carbon]

Yeah man

[broken topaz]

is this some deep ice berg

[slate crown]

wtf are you on rn?

[broken topaz]

pokemon lore

[slate crown]

i want some

[glad carbon]

Lore drop

[slate crown]

i mean people did marry and fuck the pokemons

that's canon

[broken topaz]

based

[glad carbon]

Even game theory says that shit

[slate crown]

i have a local pokemon expert as a wife husband

she knows EVERYTHING

[heady crow]

pango aint the only one on that zaza

[slate crown]

nah she doesn't do anything, she doesn't even drink

[heady crow]

didnt mean her

[slate crown]

then who

[heady crow]

mr jeff here

[slate crown]

ah

[heady crow]

real or not

[slate crown]

mah boi took 1 puff and thought china wasn't real

[slate crown]

@normal reef

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/morbius-morbius-sweep-so-true-bestie-so-true-morbstie-morbius-bestie-gif-25864995

[normal reef]

Memes about me

Less gooo

[slate crown]

disgusting

[ocean pulsar]

1984

https://tenor.com/view/1984-movie-projector-gif-19435282

[normal reef]

Yeah i am working on my hentai commissions why

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415654582572679170/1035564742011539476/a0a0ac06-f419-4cd1-8a0b-e34d0d4d930c.jpg

[slate crown]

i wanna take a pic

[glad carbon]

Stock market crashed 👲🏿

[slate crown]

motivational khaaytil poster

[grim radish]

Man I’ve been on the internet too much 😒😒

[slate crown]

mah boi valid as hell 🥶🥶

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/wash-your-balls-dwayne-johnson-clean-your-balls-wash-your-testicles-the-rock-gif-24204392

[slate crown]

thank you ledy for making sure people's balls are nice and healthy

[plucky void]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/MUqTrzsZ-hq-XeZFLzXtb1jB4ju6Mo19kvT65TwM86Q/https/img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a4oYAdy_460swp.webp?width=401&height=486

[normal reef]

Totally me with my art

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/kGn5JN3dhgE

babe wake up new cas van de pol upload

[slate crown]

this is going to be ivan at 70

[grizzled meadow]

[glad carbon]

Falco is literally 1984

451, Equilibrium

[placid sail]

it's a neat upgrade from just smoking

you're much gayer that way it's somewhat less harmful

[slate crown]

yea but i was only vaping to blow the biggest clouds mankind has ever seen

there was no nicotine involved since im immune to it

[placid sail]

okay yeah vaping without nicotine is kinda weird lol

[placid sail]

also

since I know you're a pothead

do not. ever. vape e-cigs with THC

[slate crown]

we don't even have any

[placid sail]

good

stay clear of that shit

popcorn lungs

[slate crown]

and it's pretty weird also

vaping weed

doesn't sit right with me

[placid sail]

there is apparently some sort of additive in vapes, usually the ones that have THC in them

[slate crown]

DISGUSTANG

[placid sail]

which cause VERY averse effects on lungs

and very fast

so any vapes with thc or just shady ones are a no-no

[slate crown]

bro i know a place that sells HEAPS of disposable vapes but im pretty sure none of them are laced with THC

they're a public store so anything THC related can bring the polices attention

[real pebble]

I like fentanyl in my vapes

[slate crown]

good for you

[placid sail]

correction

I've mixed up two different things a bit

[slate crown]

i think the only case of laced products are in Saigon since there's literally everything in Saigon

[placid sail]

THC e-cigs don't cause popcorn lungs

they straight up killed some people

[slate crown]

[placid sail]

something to do with the thing called Vitamin E acetate

[slate crown]

he had a hardcore green out

[placid sail]

and that Vitamin E acetate was mostly in THC vapes, so there's that

aaaaaaand there's Diacetyl, which can be practically in any e-cig cos it's a flavouring agent

that one causes popcorn lungs

not straight up deadly, but guess what, still not nice at all to have a scar tissue in your lungs

[ornate tulip]

... popcorn lungs.

[placid sail]

ironically, the flavour is buttery and often added for vapes that tastes like POPCORN

[slate crown]

i mean smokin weed still means you're inhaling plenty of carcinogens so it's not like it's better anyways

[slate crown]

that is one swole kitten holy

[wind forum]

||unfortunately this is a disease that increases muscle density until the heart gives out||

[placid sail]

carcinogens from the burning of a cush is risk and constant hazard, but it may takes years to develop into something deadly
Vitamin E acetate causes bronchiolitis, lung and alveoli (it's a type of pasta, ask Falco) damage, pneumonitis and acute respiratory distress syndrome within days and weeks of starting inhaling it

[slate crown]

holy hell 💀

my man wrote a fucking novel

[placid sail]

so yeah

ironically

[slate crown]

yea it's definitely potent I'll give it that

[placid sail]

just smoking weed as usual may be less risky

or just you know

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-juice-cry-cat-kitten-tears-gif-15751834

[placid sail]

buy an atomizer and smoke weed from that you fuck

it's the best of both worlds

[slate crown]

i have been alot more conscious about cancer

especially the lung kind

[narrow lotus]

dude thats a cat from the zone

2 months old - hulk cat

2 years old - Chimera

[slate crown]

now what is an atomizer i gotta look this up

[narrow lotus]

its the thing parfumes use

to parfume urself

[slate crown]

ah those

[placid sail]

sorry

vaporizer, not atomizer

though I think it's interchangeable

[placid sail]

main idea is no combustion = no carcinogens

[slate crown]

yea the hard part is my country still isn't 100% on board with weed yet

so i doubt I'll ever find an atomizer for cheap

[narrow lotus]

mine is not and will prob never be

cause ppl will use their health dosage to sell it for money instead

[placid sail]

I doubt your doubt

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/chainsaw-man-chainsaw-man-anime-anime-chainsaw-man-denji-power-gif-26903522

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/624014259751485441/1035502820348133447/trim.40470701-3507-4FC6-9753-64FEC720C383.mov

[placid sail]

• you can try finding it online and buying from abroad, it's not a one time use thing, you won't need another for a long time

• ratio

[narrow lotus]

+balls

[ornate tulip]

An absolute dungoof moment is bringing your lunch to school with out any way to eat it. It needs a spoon

[narrow lotus]

who the fuck brings ciorba to school

[ornate tulip]

Its rice with sausage in Tupperware

[placid sail]

this mf is eating souuuup

[swift scarab]

Mfw your school doesn’t even have cheap plastic spoons

[narrow lotus]

i ate burger and sandwich at school

[ornate tulip]

It's a technical college

[swift scarab]

Ah, fair enough

[narrow lotus]

so build a spoon mf

[placid sail]

ask for a ruler then

[swift scarab]

Steal a straw

[narrow lotus]

use ur hands

🦧

[ornate tulip]

I literally asked my teacher "Hey how can I carve out a spoon? I forgot to bring one" I'm a first year. Im learning safety and what kind of tools there are.

[ornate tulip]

I am not a complete barbarian.

[swift scarab]

Liar

[narrow lotus]

i mean food is food

[ornate tulip]

Yes, but anxiety.

[placid sail]

carve a spoon out of a sausage with your teeth

[ornate tulip]

That and I can wait to get home.

[ornate tulip]

It's pieces.

[placid sail]

so you just took your lunch for a walk then?

[ornate tulip]

No, it's in my back pack.

[placid sail]

EAT YOUR LUNCH

DON'T PUSSY OUT

[ornate tulip]

I WILL WHEN I GET A SPOON

[narrow lotus]

FUCKING GET A SPOON

@ everyone give this man a spoon

[ornate tulip]

The break room is literally smaller than a high school class room.

[swift scarab]

New patent just dropped

[placid sail]

this whole situation sounds very american

are you american?

[ornate tulip]

100%

[placid sail]

see

[swift scarab]

[placid sail]

only land of the free can't have FREAKING SPOONS in a FREAKING BREAK ROOM

chairs are paid by hour to sit on and stuff

[swift scarab]

Something something can’t afford in budget

[ornate tulip]

Cause it's a two story house compared to most schools.

It's tiny.

Most of the space is dedicated to the shops

[placid sail]

listen

even change houses on the construction cite have like

full set of cutlery

it's not about size

[slate crown]

alright ordered a vaporizer

[placid sail]

damn that was quick

[slate crown]

fingers crossed I don't get scammed

[ornate tulip]

My anxiety says stay put and do nothing except suffer.

[placid sail]

you are cucking yourself out of eating some delicious food for lunch

[ornate tulip]

Yes.

[placid sail]

the founding fathers would have been ashamed

[slate crown]

i ate some rancid ass leftover fried rice earlier today and now i can't eat anything 🤢

[ornate tulip]

F

[placid sail]

Vietnam is more free than USA

[slate crown]

i might fast until tomorrow evening

[placid sail]

absolutely uncontrolled rice consumption

even when it's poisoned

[slate crown]

my brother, you won't catch me dead wasting food

[placid sail]

eat some absorbents

WHICH IS IRONIC

[ornate tulip]

Truly, we were a positive influence during the Vietnam war.

[placid sail]

BECAUSE RICE IS A MILD ABSORBENT

[slate crown]

but i could only muster a couple spoonfuls before i quit

[placid sail]

EAT MORE RICE

HAHAHAHAHAHA

(not the rancid one)

[ornate tulip]

No, no. Don't eat rice. Cause negatives combined with a positive = more negative... Somehow.

[real pebble]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/570294835441827840/929345164315619328/image0-4-1-2.gif

[slate crown]

yea i still have some food left i could reheat but not really feeling like eating at all after that fiasco

i could stay starving it's fine

my body has plenty of fat it can leeche off

[ornate tulip]

Try vomiting

It works for me.

[real pebble]

Try cooming

[placid sail]

seriously, eat some absorbents

[slate crown]

vomiting is actually painful for me so pass

[ornate tulip]

Well I'm a bad example cause of over acid production cause of stress.

[placid sail]

you guys have activated carbon, right?

[slate crown]

I've got some tea brewing, don't worry about it

[placid sail]

goddamit

[real pebble]

Just eat charcoal

[ornate tulip]

Mmm. Tea

Lemon balm is nice.

[slate crown]

i can take care of myself bz11k, i know my body better than anyone

[placid sail]

EAT THE CHARCOAL NOW cocks the gun

[slate crown]

[placid sail]

OR THE SAUSAGE BOY GETS IT

[ornate tulip]

What

[placid sail]

THAT'S RIGHT

[slate crown]

looks like youre whips off glasses dramatically out gunned

[ornate tulip]

What caliber?

[slate crown]

airsoft

guns are illegal here

[ornate tulip]

Ah.

I don't know where "here" is other than not america.

[slate crown]

yea i bet

[ornate tulip]

Kill it.

[slate crown]

even my country is smaller than the smallest state in america

[ornate tulip]

Hmm.

[slim osprey]

What country?

[slate crown]

we're also the only country that beat america

[ornate tulip]

Vietnam.

[slim osprey]

Vietnam

[ornate tulip]

Ohhh

[slate crown]

too easy

[ornate tulip]

You're in the north!

[slate crown]

nah south

[placid sail]

Vietnam (north of USA)

[ornate tulip]

Man, you reall- no, the south lost the civil war

US anyway

Anyways.

That's Rhodes Island.

Is it smaller than that?

[slate crown]

that island is a state?

[ornate tulip]

Apparently.

I mean, Hawaii is

[narrow lotus]

it is , and they were the last retards to refuse to sign the independence

[slate crown]

wtf i didn't know that

[narrow lotus]

they literally had to beg them to do it

so US united

[ornate tulip]

Lmao

[slate crown]

ok maybe vietnam is a little bigger than that

[narrow lotus]

Lichtenstein is a state

[slate crown]

lesy flexing his geography skills again

[slate crown]

bz11k punching the air rn

[narrow lotus]

even Vatican is a state

Monaco too

[ornate tulip]

Just a little.

[placid sail]

why

[narrow lotus]

cause he is a biatch

https://tenor.com/view/yes-boondocks-gif-10437027

[placid sail]

what

[narrow lotus]

ah lol forgot u are bzzk my bad

[slate crown]

my brother you literally had to Google where vietnam is

[narrow lotus]

thats what u get for cahnging names so often

[placid sail]

oh, that

yeah my geography knowledge is nonexistent

any knowledge, really

[ornate tulip]

No it's size.

[slate crown]

it's ok bro me too

[narrow lotus]

sounds like a skill issue rly

[placid sail]

I just eat with my head, that's it

[narrow lotus]

understandable

[slate crown]

like those chinese kids who rubs books against their head to absorb the knowledge

[ornate tulip]

Are they wrong?

Probably smarter than 90% of the kids in my high school.

[slate crown]

vietnam and china don't have the greatest relationship, let's leave it at that

[ornate tulip]

Yep

I'm aware.

[narrow lotus]

here kids rub paint on their hair and start singing bad rap so doesnt sound that bad for you

[slate crown]

actually mumble rapping

[ornate tulip]

Sounds like America and TikTok

[narrow lotus]

TikTok defo has its share in the bullshit yes

[upbeat bobcat]

İmagine having a "great relationship" with China

[slate crown]

they are a fucking power house though, we're just Korean weaboos

vietnam LOVES south korea and anything related to it

which has it's ups and downs

the only down i could think of are the kpop kids in school

North vietnam is definitely more "slav" but i can't understand a word they're saying to save my fuckin life

[grizzled meadow]

You're a month earlier

[slate crown]

We don't talk about central vietnam since both south and north have no idea wtf they're saying either

[slim osprey]

Shhhhhhhhhhh

We all know months are not real

[slate crown]

Katie is a fuckin playa

larkins home

[upbeat bobcat]

So they are like certificated brainfarts

[slate crown]

nah imagine hillbillies, but vietnam

[pastel quartz]

Meow meow happy Friday brainfart

[slate crown]

nvm he gone

[upbeat bobcat]

Fucking idiot

[slate crown]

try not to say meow challenge (impossible)

[narrow lotus]

[slim osprey]

He had an orgasm as soon as the monitor started to drop

[pastel quartz]

But meowing is fun

[hidden patio]

Cat tax

[slate crown]

you are late with your past taxes

[slate crown]

#🎪bruh-fart IRS is after you larkin

[upbeat bobcat]

Sweet home Hanoi?

[slate crown]

More like Da Nang

[upbeat bobcat]

Dong

[slate crown]

Hanoi is the north capital

[hidden patio]

Ok I'll pay up a few extra hang on

[slim osprey]

Do not pay your taxes

[slate crown]

might be fun for you but have you thought about what we'd feel about it?

[pastel quartz]

No :3

[slate crown]

exactly

[pastel quartz]

Cause u smell

[slate crown]

i know

it's my man musk

[pastel quartz]

Boysmell

[slate crown]

yes

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/dwayne-johnson-the-rock-wwe-smell-gif-16277621

[slim osprey]

Thought you had that zaza smell

[slate crown]

and i get violated everynight because of it

[slim osprey]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1035376404449198110/20221028_091455.gif

[slate crown]

bro I don't hotbox

[slate crown]

amazin

[slate crown]

just had a word with the #🎪bruh-fart IRS, they decided these will suffice but don't be late next time

[hidden patio]

Thank you!

[slate crown]

np np

[upbeat bobcat]

Blehhhhhhhhhhhhh

[slate crown]

that's not a bleh you fuckin barbarian

that's a blep

sorry, I've watched too many lucidcharts videos 💀

https://youtu.be/1S69FTdTS8g

[slate crown]

bamboozled again

[hidden patio]

My partner was so confused when I streamed this to the TV just now XD

[slate crown]

siick

[wind forum]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/437325035175149586/1035592530307322017/Pleasantoversizecathartic_3529c0_9984664.mp4

[upbeat bobcat]

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Twitter · Oct 28, 2022, 12:53 AM

[ornate tulip]

Wrong channel but I've finally got it. I am no longer starving

[slate crown]

FUCK

[wind forum]

I wonder if Elon will reverse my strike

[slate crown]

now im hungry

[upbeat bobcat]

Eat the monki

[slate crown]

nah not risking monkey pox

just gonna incinerate the thing

[placid sail]

my sincerest congratulations on securing a spoon

[slate crown]

spoon

@placid sail you want a monkey?

e

[placid sail]

I dunno man

monkeys are weird

[slate crown]

fucking hate them

[placid sail]

tho bigger ones are chill

they can literally tear me in half

[wind forum]

How are you supposed to weaponize that little thing?

[placid sail]

but they are chill, if you know the banana diplomacy

[ornate tulip]

My thanks.

[slate crown]

these small ones are literally crackhead babies that never grow up

i swear if i get shit thrown st me one day im putting that little fucker on a frying pan

[placid sail]

why do you even have a monkey

[ornate tulip]

As someone who was forced to grow up in California, I can vouch this is a true fact.

[swift scarab]

Unrealistic, guns don’t exist in California

Only warnings on everything saying it could cause cancer

[ornate tulip]

Probably northern CA.

Much more conservative

[swift scarab]

I wish Arnold was still governor of cali

[slate crown]

my grandma spent a certain amount of money she's not proud of for it at our local open market

[swift scarab]

But why though

[slate crown]

im wondering that myself

[swift scarab]

A pet?

[slate crown]

yea a pet

[swift scarab]

Well my second guess was food, so close call

[slate crown]

when i saw it i was legit speechless and bewildered

[swift scarab]

The man has become flummoxed

[slate crown]

because i know monkeys aren't cheap

[swift scarab]

OW2 moment

[slate crown]

and i didn't even know they sold them at the market but it's vietnam so...

expect the unexpected

[real sun]

Kijanvier moment

[slate crown]

most aware OW2 player

[swift scarab]

Pretty much

And the least aware

[slate crown]

it still baffles me why she would buy a fuckin monkey

[swift scarab]

Yes

[slate crown]

most annoying creature on earth

i swear

if i become patient zero of a new disease because that little shit bit me

[placid sail]

I see

but

WHY

[slate crown]

THAT'S WHAT IM SAYING

she said and i quote

"it's for fun"

💀

[swift scarab]

Your mother listened to the intrusive thoughts

[slate crown]

yea im pretty sure she bought it out of impulse

[placid sail]

at least they weren't selling crocodiles on that market

[slate crown]

she hates crocodiles

and snakes

[placid sail]

OH AND MONKEYS ARE ALRIGHT HUH

[slate crown]

yea my gram gram and eldest aunt love monkeys for some reason

[urban ocean]

So I just checked twitter

[slate crown]

i never saw the appeal

[urban ocean]

and nature is healing

[placid sail]

your granny sure is something

[urban ocean]

was great seeing "N" chains

[slate crown]

she's pushing 90 btw but can still beat my ass if she wanted to so yea...granny power

[slate crown]

it starts with

ONE THING, I DONT KNOW WHY

[placid sail]

holy shit

ripped nam granny

[slate crown]

funny thing is she would always say "i wish i would die already"

i think everytime she said that her life got extended

[urban ocean]

What your gran sees when she passes

[slate crown]

I'll show this to her, thank you

[placid sail]

pango saying to granny "buying that monkey was really stupid gran" and suddenly hears

THERE WILL BE BLOOD

SHED

[slate crown]

fucking boss music starts playing

[placid sail]

THE GRAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HER HEAD

and gets his ass cheeks teared in half

[slate crown]

i swear the women in my family are savages

they grew up poor af so explains why they're so hardened

my mom is a tiger sign and 2nd aunt is dragon

[narrow lotus]

tf are those signs my dude

[slate crown]

chinese zodiac

[placid sail]

oh

[narrow lotus]

huh'

[placid sail]

I thought it's like some martial arts rank or something

[slate crown]

yea it's the chad version of pussy ass star signs you see on every twitter bio

[slate crown]

but yea those ladies are fierce

[slate crown]

that would be waaay cooler

[placid sail]

also would explain who the women in your family are easily blasting your ass

[slate crown]

which is why i fear vietnamese women

[placid sail]

cos it's just some kung fu fuckery every time and you fuck around and find out

mommy I don't want to go to schoo toda- WA POOOW

[slate crown]

yea i got whipped almost daily

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/kung-fu-nuts-kung-fu-training-pain-endurance-gif-7886249

[drifting lake]

my boi khoa suggest to throw the monkey at them

[slate crown]

you have a vietnamese friend?

that name should've said enough but im just making sure

[drifting lake]

yus

[slate crown]

tell ya boi "mày hay quá thì qua làm dùm luôn đi :))"

[drifting lake]

he said stop being a monkey fearing coward

[placid sail]

vietman civil war starts now

[drifting lake]

again*?*?

[slate crown]

tell him "chứ bà nội mày mua con khỉ về thì mày dám chạm vào nó không? :))"

[drifting lake]

he just told me to copy and past Tôi không muốn con khỉ bẩn thỉu của bạn

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/john-cena-ooh-covers-mouth-oh-snap-oh-shit-gif-16430536

[slate crown]

"thì thôi cc j căng :)) " send him that please and thank you

[drifting lake]

idk man i dont speak vietnamese, can we just move to russian or smth

[placid sail]

disappointing insertion fiasco

[slate crown]

nah im ending the conversation

we're done

[placid sail]

you don't know russian

[drifting lake]

moy russki govna, no dostatochno korosho

[placid sail]

yeah that's not russian

[slate crown]

ah shit imma need my rice vodka for this

[drifting lake]

youre not

[slate crown]

my brother

[placid sail]

no youuuuuuu

[slate crown]

he's literally russian

[placid sail]

who's russian

certainly not me

[slate crown]

im not rushing anywhere either

[drifting lake]

russian is an easy language ngl

[placid sail]

riiiiiight

[drifting lake]

as a native english speaker yea

[slate crown]

speaking it is easy, the alphabet is impossible for me 💀

[drifting lake]

half the letters are the same

its phonetic

[placid sail]

half the letters are same

[drifting lake]

1/4th the letters are close enough, its that llast quarter thats tricky

[placid sail]

except P is not pee now, IT'S FOKING ER

[drifting lake]

and H is N

wiat no

H is P

or

fuck man im high rn

[placid sail]

nah, you were right the first time

H is N

[slate crown]

ayyyy

[drifting lake]

ay heres something only my duolingo mfs will rememeber

[upbeat bobcat]

Zazanation

[drifting lake]

Tim Tam Tom

[slate crown]

Zazassimilation

[upbeat bobcat]

I hate being high

[slate crown]

fair

[placid sail]

being high is fun, until it is not

[upbeat bobcat]

Drunk is one thing but high

[drifting lake]

drunk is for losers

[slate crown]

my gf only ever tells me to bake her pot brownies to help her with the period cramps, it dulls the pain

[upbeat bobcat]

I can't cope high

I forget breathing

[drifting lake]

the only reason i drink is that bars wont let me smoke

bro how fucking high are you getting

pace yourself

[slate crown]

inhaling half a joint in a single breath

[drifting lake]

i mean ive had times where i couldnt get up, but not that bad

[drifting lake]

mf doing a gram of dab

[slate crown]

it doesn't even burn anymore

i got them titanium lungs

[placid sail]

I've smoked for the first time in three years recently, overdid it way too much and was diffusing into a sofa while being completely detached from reality

[upbeat bobcat]

It's gonna go waste in 100% inflation

[drifting lake]

what

what does that series of words mean

[slate crown]

idk bro I've never had out of body experience from weed unless i close my eyes

[drifting lake]

dissociating is the fun part

[placid sail]

you're smoking it almost daily, you probably have such a level of tolerance by now it's like beer to you

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/you-wouldnt-get-it-joker-smoking-gif-15952801

Thanks discord

[slate crown]

fair fair

[drifting lake]

but yea getting dissociated from high is like getting your ass on the floor from drinking

its only really when youre lost in the sauce

[slate crown]

i still prefer joints over bongs, when i smoke bongs sometimes I'll swallow the smoke and burp it out later

[narrow lotus]

alo?

[slate crown]

alo

[upbeat bobcat]

Alloo

[slate crown]

yes ledy i swallow

[drifting lake]

consider the following

[slate crown]

oh shit

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

[drifting lake]

theyre cheap too

[placid sail]

it wasn't as much of a dissociation, just the brain swinging in and out of focus while getting all kinds of weird thoughts just because I'm an idiot like that

but it got much better later

[upbeat bobcat]

People do with plastic bottles

[drifting lake]

yea thats dissociation

[slate crown]

that's some quality shit for cheap

are those lighters refillable though?

[placid sail]

isn't dissociation is a feeling of being away from your body or disconnected from reality?

[drifting lake]

who cares about the lighters

[slate crown]

wait

[heady vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/827221999888760894/1011072463574159420/trim.0A00E6EF-38AC-4459-A10E-B73350EBF438.mov

[drifting lake]

tehyre bics

[upbeat bobcat]

Brainfart

[drifting lake]

theres just a magnet at the top that holds your lighter

also unfortunately it seems their site is down atm

[slate crown]

i thought the lighters were superglued to it

[placid sail]

420 babushka

[slate crown]

yea those are pretty nice

but I already ordered a vaporizer as per bz11ks request

[drifting lake]

damn they might be out of business

last post was 27 weeks ago

[slate crown]

damn

[placid sail]

I used to have a nice acrylic bong, and then I lent it to my friend, who's a retard, and he got busted by cops while smoking on the stairs of apartment building, and they took away MY freaking bong and shooed him away

[slim osprey]

🏳️‍🌈 🐀

[drifting lake]

imagine having this downloaded onto your device

im gonna send you a zip bomb to quarantine that shit

[heady vapor]

its now downloaded to your brain for the rest of your life

enjoy

[drifting lake]

not if i shoot my self in the fucking head

[slim osprey]

Do it no balls

[wind forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/671470027467259940/1035607007937441882/twitter_20221028_100454.mp4

[slate crown]

@heady crow

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/majimagoro-yakuza-mahjong-majima-gif-18009886

[slate crown]

lmao

[upbeat bobcat]

@grizzled meadow

[slate crown]

FALCO CHAN

[slate crown]

roger roger

[dreamy hornet]

Fear roger, roger roger

[drifting lake]

Btw @slate crown have you heard of dhgate

[slate crown]

what?

[drifting lake]

It's a chinese wholesale website

Altho ive only managed to get ordering to work on the app

[slate crown]

I've never heard of that on my life

[drifting lake]

Its the best place to get glass

I already own those 2

And theres many more that i want

[upbeat bobcat]

I'll cool my CPU with those wtf

[drifting lake]

The bigger price is for single pieces, lower prices for bulk

They got expensive shit too

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-political-gif-21438301

[slate crown]

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

[drifting lake]

i want that one hte most, but cant get it for obvious reasons

[narrow lotus]

[drifting lake]

i just spent that much on an armani watch lmao

[slim osprey]

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/DiY6lie4hn4

[wind forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405552474447937557/1035620682937151588/20221028-130207-309.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

What the hell is that and I want it now

[ornate tulip]

Quinoa with Kroger Umami mushroom powder, lots of butter with Sausage links, pan fried and diced. Let sit over night (because its lunch for tomorrow) in the fridge and then heat up the way you want.

[heady crow]

squad goals ong

[lusty sonnet]

vegan

[heady crow]

feel like sausage isnt exactly vegan

[ocean pulsar]

depends on the dog%

[heady crow]

true

[lusty sonnet]

nah your name bruno lmao

[heady crow]

ah

[upbeat bobcat]

Yeah, protect your frontyard against vegan people

[heady crow]

nah it isnt in reference to being vegan

@slate crown right?

[upbeat bobcat]

@slate crown

@Brüno Bratwürst#3283

Bruh

[upbeat bobcat]

Can't tag Bruno anymore

[grizzled meadow]

I hate when he changes his name

[heady crow]

mb

[stone blade]

the bugatti chiron weighs almost 4.5 thousand pounds
thats almost as half as heavy as your mother

[upbeat bobcat]

Dunno tho, if two people share the exact same name, one of them can't be tagged anymore?

[heady crow]

there?

[heady crow]

huh nah you just choose from the one

[lusty sonnet]

@heady crow

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/694655124588593222/1033857478884077588/trim.A6D8E64E-960E-4727-B7E9-86785D75EE2B.mov

[upbeat bobcat]

Sheesh

[lusty sonnet]

might get the legacy d2 pack

[heady crow]

thats hot

[upbeat bobcat]

Yeah pay those euros

[heady crow]

btw @grizzled meadow why the fuck is kiryu such a tank at the start of kiwami

or is normal difficulty just so tuned down

[upbeat bobcat]

Start of the games are always easy

After a while tho, you'll feel it

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/trout-troutgang-troutlife-odb-filthyfish-gif-25399768

[upbeat bobcat]

There are also trinkets to make it even harder

https://tenor.com/view/trout-troutgang-troutlife-odb-filthyfish-gif-25399768

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/trout-troutgang-troutlife-odb-filthyfish-gif-25399768

[lusty sonnet]

it's on sale

[upbeat bobcat]

You are on sale

[grizzled meadow]

Don't know about that man

[lusty sonnet]

might have found an idiot at work to join in stuff

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-know-idk-dunno-no-idea-no-clue-gif-22858277

[narrow lotus]

the plot thckens

[swift scarab]

@grizzled meadow Live footage of Aldo banning someone

[pastel quartz]

Me and my friends dancing with a gypsy drunkard

[upbeat bobcat]

Get ready for cursed

[ocean pulsar]

dobrogea mf be like

ilfov dweebs

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399228355066724353/1035626636340633723/Fly_flies_away_with_frog_-_rules_of_nature.mp4

[tame fox]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/352886566407897108/1035633604509843506/unknown.png

[vivid edge]

https://tenor.com/view/trout-troutgang-troutlife-odb-filthyfish-gif-25399768

[onyx birch]

-This server is not powered by a trout, it is simply a rumor falsely spread by server members

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

[slim osprey]

What

https://tenor.com/view/trout-troutgang-troutlife-odb-filthyfish-gif-25399768

Stupid discord

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/334559751243300874/1035167137045680189/bunga.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/334559751243300874/1035167137045680189/bunga.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/trout-troutgang-troutlife-odb-filthyfish-gif-25399768

[grizzled meadow]

Mohgposting but I won't watch 4:40 minutes of this fucker

[plucky void]

falco is fatphobic

[grizzled meadow]

I am fat

So therefore I can be fatphobic

Checkmate

[urban ocean]

Falco

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[urban ocean]

I just met an italian broad

[grizzled meadow]

[urban ocean]

bruh

somehow

not in the country for more than a month

and she's telling me how her sister stole her homes from her

like, why are italians like this

I don't want to know your life story the second I met you

[grizzled meadow]

Doesn't surprise me if this is actually true

[urban ocean]

From what I understood

[grizzled meadow]

It's because the italian in general is very expansive

Women especially love to talk about themselves so that's a plus

[urban ocean]

She had bought some properties in the US and had planned to move into one of them after the pandemic

Her sister was already in the US

So she had her sister act as her agent

that was 2 years ago

cue 2022

she finally gets the chance to come to the US

goes to collect the deeds for her properties

deeds are in her sisters name as if the buyer donated them to her

her sister had quit claim deeds forged by a scummy lawyer and took the properties and then sold them for even bigger profit

So here's this poor lady

fresh of the boat

no money

[twilit wyvern]

0:15 i wonder how many people will still get that reference today

[heady crow]

friendly fire

[urban ocean]

her sister effectively stole her life savings and used it to turn a profit and disappeared

[plucky void]

family sucks, eh

[urban ocean]

@grizzled meadow why italians gotta be like that?

[urban ocean]

To be fair, puerto ricans are like that too. Something similar happened in my family

brothers stole my fathers business

his brothers

It's why I refused to work with family when I went into business for myself

can't trust greedy fuckers trying to get a free ride

[grizzled meadow]

Heh, hell if I know

Italians are just like that

I'm trying to find the english word for it

Profiteers

It's in our genes

Without getting political, it's literally where politics is leading us

It's always been like this

[urban ocean]

I'm friends with an Italian modder that lives on Sardinia

He made me jump through hoops sending him a laptop just to make sure it wasn't jacked

Dude refused to let the thing be delivered, was worried about the delivery men stealing it from him

Aye

Well

the hoops worked

he got the laptop I sent him

He didn't expect me to gift him an Asus Zephyrus lol

Apparently Sardinia is still like 10 years behind the rest of europe on tech

but apparently sardinia has a history of isolation

which in turn lead to poor development compared to the rest of italy

I don't know how true that is, I only have one actually italian friend actually from italy, so you're my only other source, @grizzled meadow

[wary willow]

https://imgur.com/a/7vvB9x8

[plucky void]

epic retard moment

also "retard" is ok but auto-mod blocks retard + ation

what the fuck is going on with KF2 lmao

[echo slate]

Oh boy another reskin with glowy bits

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[grizzled meadow]

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow also le funny "kiryu woulndt kill a man" clip

(he killed a man)

[grizzled meadow]

We have many italians way of saying for stuff like that

"Parents snakes" is one of them, it rhymes in Italian

Or "brothers knives"

[plucky void]

na he stabbed a non-vital area

[heady crow]

🤓

[plucky void]

🤓 le funny 'kiryu doesn't kill' memes

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-exactly-what-im-saying-chido-nwokocha-gary-marshall-borders-sistas-youre-right-gif-16191671

[grizzled meadow]

Not Kiryu using guns and rocket launchers

[heady crow]

[grizzled meadow]

Like I said it could be true 100%

It doesn't even surprise me

[midnight tree]

Guarding another dementoid today fellas

[heady crow]

another shift to sleep through?

[midnight tree]

This fella is a bit erratic

[grizzled meadow]

I guess it's because he live on an island and probably know how this stuff can go

I'd say he's paranoid but he's not even wrong about being paranoid in the first place, because it's stuff that can happen

[grizzled meadow]

Yes btw

Sardinia no est Italy is like their motto

[midnight tree]

Wishing i was uncle sam rn

[heady crow]

fr

[midnight tree]

Haha sardinia

[midnight tree]

Isn't that the place from cloudy with a chance of meatballs?

[plucky void]

sardines

[midnight tree]

Where they all eat sardines n shit

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-robin-sardine-holy-gif-13652012

[heady crow]

someday ill find the aspie to my apustaja

[plucky void]

correct answer

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741945274901200897/1034971367445110966/unknown.png

[quartz saffron]

Where’s the guys checking him out

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/913477738915041332/981590942446399498/glorious_mine_roomba.mov

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399228355066724353/1035662649670770728/DailyKLK.mp4

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/717498714259980378/1032170471334096946/Screenshot_20221017-124521_YouTube.jpg?width=851&height=676

[wind forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/582404543258689546/1030205464966869094/What_he_say.mp4

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/495919539507298324/1035284609023344700/SivGLEX4I_XD1PlB_1.mp4

[plucky void]

ew french

[untold sand]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1009532612576022579/1035640806545039482/Screenshot_20221028-143805_Twitter.jpg

[fading shuttle]

the claaaw

[narrow lotus]

literally pangolin

[plucky void]

egg

[heady vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/750098249062547547/1033081881144610916/16653129595630.mp4

[plucky void]

last guy was legit "guess I'll die"

[plucky void]

waste of a perfectly good hamburger

[midnight tree]

I would bite off them toes to get revenge for the burger

[swift scarab]

As an American I take offense at this waste of a burger

I need my 5000 calorie intake, not your foot smell

[abstract path]

Sorry i only eat fingers

And even if, only lick

[swift scarab]

In other news, time for more rdr2

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-driver-cat-gif-26465807

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/846656516727373857/1033135625118953532/Glog.mp4