🎪bruh-fart

[slate crown]

confuse the wamen

[placid sail]

oh my god you amnesiac single celled retard

because you told it yourself

[hushed marsh]

the rot consumes

mom said its my turn with the brain cell >:(

[placid sail]

go for a little stroll in your area instead of a gym

intense physical exercises tend to disrupt sleep

[real tinsel]

i'd remember if i had

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/llhlg-raccoon-facepalm-annoyed-hands-gif-18825442

[hushed marsh]

i can think of an intensive activity you can do in bed

[plucky void]

power sleeping

[hushed marsh]

true

[placid sail]

old Washington fart is here

[slate crown]

imma just go for a quick 40 minute light workout and chug an energy drink when i wake up in 4 hours

[hushed marsh]

this is a tricky thing to pull off

[placid sail]

your body just said you're an asshole

[hushed marsh]

but if you can down an energy drink and then fall asleep before it effects you

[slate crown]

you get used to it

[hushed marsh]

you wake up ready to fight god

[placid sail]

sleeping properly is one of the best thing you can do for your overall well being

also slowing down on crack a little might help

[hushed marsh]

genuinely

[slate crown]

yea but i feel like working out tonight for some reason

[hushed marsh]

also remember 8 hours isnt a standard, its a benchmark, your body likely works differently

[slate crown]

just a sudden surge of motivation at 2am for some reason, this is not the first time it happened to me

[placid sail]

sleep 18 hours daily

become slime

[plucky void]

Sleep quality > sleep quantity

[hushed marsh]

ive actually slept 30 hours before

[slate crown]

jesus christ

[placid sail]

that's extremely not haha

[plucky void]

also working out is a good way to get good sleep. You tend to sleep better when you spend energy

[hushed marsh]

I went to sleep on a Monday and woke up on a Wednesday

[real tinsel]

my sleep record is 16 hours but staying awake record is 36 hours

[plucky void]

Coma isn't sleep

[slate crown]

the shortest amount I've slept is 30 minutes before my mom whipped my ass awake for finals

[placid sail]

not right before sleep though, what he's planning to do right now

[real tinsel]

beat that french

[plucky void]

[hushed marsh]

Staying awake? oh

Ive done 4 days

if not 5

[real tinsel]

nah

[placid sail]

that explains a lot

[hushed marsh]

I usually have good sleep, sometimes it just gets screwed up badly

this isnt a common occurrence

[placid sail]

if it's not mental, buy melatonin

snort it raw from kha's belly

[hushed marsh]

Dont worry, I know what Im doing with my sleep

[placid sail]

boom

easy sleep

very well

kha, disrobe

[real tinsel]

i don't wear a robe

only after showering

[placid sail]

wait you shower?

[real tinsel]

i don't like drying myself so the robe does it for me

also drying feels cold af

air dry doesn't feel cold

[placid sail]

man, getting a jobe really got you going

[hushed marsh]

i think he might actually be autistic

[real tinsel]

no it was a joke

[placid sail]

aw man

[placid sail]

I got hyped up for nothing

[hushed marsh]

how do fat people stay fat, when they spend all their time running away from obvious issues they have

[real tinsel]

when people come to my workplace they die at the entrance because my feet shrooms release toxic fumes

[slate crown]

oh no no no no

can't believe they're normalizing being fat though, that's the biggest crime

im fat and i hate it

[placid sail]

are you tho

aren't you ripped?

like

[hushed marsh]

there is a difference between being fat and trying to get healthy, and trying to deny its an issue

[placid sail]

a little wardrobe slightly above table full of muscles

[hushed marsh]

the first is healthy, the second is delusional

[slate crown]

im still chubby in all the right places

[placid sail]

ohhh

[hushed marsh]

damb

[slate crown]

here lemme me if i can find some pics

[placid sail]

you're one of those who are buffed and fat simultaneously

like a bear

[real tinsel]

imagine if i told you i don't have schizophrenia and you're schizophobic for not being schizophrenic as well

[placid sail]

what

[real tinsel]

or something like that wait

[placid sail]

you idiot

[hushed marsh]

this guy is talking to the people in his room again

he isnt talking to us

[real tinsel]

imagine if i told you you're schizophobic for not having schizophrenia because i have it

[upbeat bobcat]

I've been reading past chat for 10 mins straight, I'm ready for my meds

[placid sail]

a bit better now

[hushed marsh]

damn

[real tinsel]

where's the ass

[placid sail]

the meds were the friend you've made along the way

[real tinsel]

there it is

[slate crown]

fucking discord making me send one picture at a time

[placid sail]

oh hey pango reveal let's go

[real tinsel]

he revealed himself like 2 times already

[placid sail]

holy shit you chonke

[hushed marsh]

Vietnam body building championship

[real tinsel]

you're behind the schedule bzeek

[slate crown]

I've sent these already but i guess you weren't there

[lusty sonnet]

ayo pango's bf

[placid sail]

I'm a busy man

[slate crown]

insomnia's one hell of a thing

wait

[hushed marsh]

just lay down and close your eyes

[placid sail]

fun fact

[lusty sonnet]

mfer exposing himself but not playing D2

[slate crown]

i was gonna say

[placid sail]

poor sleep substitutes weight gain (not the muscle one)

also diabetes

[abstract path]

Who pinged

G

[placid sail]

nobody

begone

[abstract path]

No

I am here now

[placid sail]

fine, you can stay

[hushed marsh]

we're all taking our meds

[abstract path]

Yay :)

[hushed marsh]

we wanted you to join

[slate crown]

i don't have meds

yet

[hushed marsh]

you probably need them

[placid sail]

your meds are getting to the damn bed already

[real tinsel]

it doesn't matter you'll continue to exist until i take my meds

and i'll never take them

[hushed marsh]

how do you know Im not a hallucination?

[real tinsel]

that was my point

[placid sail]

khaaytil lore

[hushed marsh]

this is fucked up

[fading shuttle]

pangos bf is cute

[placid sail]

he's so round everywhere

[slate crown]

mfs calling me cute indirectly 😳

[upbeat bobcat]

[placid sail]

he's like a tanned curby

[hushed marsh]

he looks like he is a good squishy

[slate crown]

she calls me her honey cake

[hushed marsh]

i actually just want to hug him, thats what I take away from it

[placid sail]

she probably squeezes you a lot

[slate crown]

you have no idea

[real tinsel]

you got the cake

[slate crown]

it's like I can't do shit without being sexually assaulted every 2 seconds

[fading shuttle]

he aint just got a cake, mfer got the whole pastry shop

[upbeat bobcat]

You started it

[hushed marsh]

brown kirby!!

[real tinsel]

kirber

[hushed marsh]

thats their word

[upbeat bobcat]

#🎪bruh-fart message remember this?

[hushed marsh]

we can say kirba

[placid sail]

oh hey I'm there too, nice

[slate crown]

quite

[placid sail]

fucking ananas on the ready lel

[hushed marsh]

why do they all wear the same thing

[upbeat bobcat]

?

[placid sail]

literal fucking ananas

[hushed marsh]

are they clones?

[placid sail]

it's a meme

[real tinsel]

they're products of my imagination

[hushed marsh]

AYO??

[real tinsel]

and i lack imagination so it's all white

[hushed marsh]

NICE EMOTE

[slate crown]

sussy mayo

[upbeat bobcat]

[placid sail]

oh god

your thing is worse

[slate crown]

i did this meme first but then SOME people got butthurt because i didn't include them

[hushed marsh]

who is this bitch fucking, the lakers?

[real tinsel]

was it ares

[urban ocean]

https://twitter.com/Retro_Firearms/status/1585003841803915264?s=20&t=3NZqBWK1lH6jDW1GthAAHw

Retro_Firearms (@Retro_Firearms)

https://t.co/LOT8ISVfnF

Likes

1992

Retweets

271

Twitter · Oct 25, 2022, 8:22 PM

[placid sail]

brainfart circulation

[lusty sonnet]

yes

[slate crown]

him and falco were especially butthurt

[upbeat bobcat]

I'd be butthurt because you didn't include me on your slander video but then again, you didn't know me back then

[placid sail]

so are you older or younger than MBO

[real tinsel]

falco pissed off he wasn't included in the anal train

[urban ocean]

I'm 40

[abstract path]

Who is butthurt?

[real tinsel]

falco and ares

[upbeat bobcat]

Your mom

[placid sail]

... I forgot how old is MBO

[upbeat bobcat]

98

[slate crown]

i already sent him a video of my entire ass but nooooooo

[placid sail]

also jeez you're old

[hushed marsh]

55

[placid sail]

is like America sending their elders to die in Gamma or what

[slate crown]

and im the second youngest here, beaten by crystal of all people

[hushed marsh]

They probably sent him to Iraq to do that actually

[urban ocean]

Im practically in my deathbed

[real tinsel]

@abstract path why tf do you have an emote called :catgasm:

where have you been hanging out

[slate crown]

we don't talk about it

[placid sail]

that Nam sycophant mentioned Juno more times than me in his video

(I'm still flattered)

[abstract path]

My oppinion is

[upbeat bobcat]

[placid sail]

(but kinda jelly)

[abstract path]

[slate crown]

kekgasm

[hushed marsh]

that one guy who has us all blocked would hate these emotes

[upbeat bobcat]

[placid sail]

thank you for your service

[placid sail]

who's that

[upbeat bobcat]

Uhhhh

[real tinsel]

are you talking about aldo

[upbeat bobcat]

Forgot the name

[real tinsel]

she's talking about aldo

[hushed marsh]

no

[upbeat bobcat]

Nah not Aldo

[hushed marsh]

George?

I think

[upbeat bobcat]

Yes

[placid sail]

I don't think Aldo cares in the slightest to put anyone in block

[real tinsel]

there are other people aside from aldo who hate us?

[slate crown]

who tf is george

[placid sail]

... who's george

[slate crown]

jo mama

[abstract path]

Well that ain't me defo

[real tinsel]

george on these nuts

[placid sail]

wow

frick you

[hushed marsh]

what the fuck!!

[abstract path]

Wtf

[slate crown]

watdefok

[abstract path]

Bro kirba

Wth

[hushed marsh]

smh

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812259709112942617/1034200702110670990/NO_ANIME.mp4

[placid sail]

fellow racists/sexists

[hushed marsh]

i love racing cars

you can call me a racist

[real tinsel]

i'll call you spigola

is that okay with you?

[hushed marsh]

Yea

[real tinsel]

okay

[placid sail]

I'll call you moon cos fuck y'all for changing nicknames every second and straining my barely working memory

[slate crown]

fuck it, boof time

[hushed marsh]

im the one person who doesnt do that

[real tinsel]

you've also changed your nickname

[hushed marsh]

this is the first time I changed my nickname

[real tinsel]

hypocrite

[abstract path]

WEED

[slate crown]

yes crystal

[abstract path]

Now wwhere is the alcohol

[slate crown]

weed

[abstract path]

[real tinsel]

nah you've done it like 3 times

and those are the ones i've witnessed

[slate crown]

ok bro i got classes in 3 hours calm down

[real tinsel]

so i'd say at least 5 times

[hushed marsh]

you've been here for all 3 then

[abstract path]

Alright alright

[hushed marsh]

because I dont think Ive done it more than that

[placid sail]

it's the simplified pronunciation of my nickname so I don't get to hear you say HUH BE ZE ONE ONE KEY anymore, get off my case

[abstract path]

Literally

Bzeek

[hushed marsh]

could be worse, some people come into english language servers with cyrillic names and get mad at people for being like huh??

[abstract path]

I feel sorry for you

[slate crown]

bazinga

[abstract path]

Bro fr thooo

[placid sail]

horrible

[real tinsel]

i always say bzeek

[placid sail]

you are stubborn

[real tinsel]

who says be ze one one key

[upbeat bobcat]

Bızık

[real tinsel]

it's bziik

and you read that as bzeek

[placid sail]

oh nooooo sigara icmec olduruuuuuuuur

[upbeat bobcat]

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[hushed marsh]

[slate crown]

bing bong theory

[upbeat bobcat]

Why this message made me laugh but thank you

[placid sail]

nobody, thanks to my wise precaution measures

[placid sail]

I'm a professional clowny boy, you're welcome

[real tinsel]

i've realized this is the third time ledy threatened to exile me and then didn't exile me

[placid sail]

oh snap

[real tinsel]

bird man is full of shit

[placid sail]

I can be a side boy for pango's gf

since I'm a clown!

well no

I'm even close to that Fibonacci levels of roundness

[placid sail]

I stand no chance

[placid sail]

you are already in exile

there is no brainfart 2 to drop you in

[real tinsel]

no i'm not

my name doesn't have next to it

[placid sail]

oh huh

that think indeed is gone

[abstract path]

But there is hell

[real tinsel]

somebody took it away

[placid sail]

you were relieved of your clown duties

[real tinsel]

then i tried to piss off ledy and he said i'm gonna exile you again but he didn't

[placid sail]

I think Iedy figured out that it's what you want so he depraved you of your status

[hushed marsh]

deported from exile

[real tinsel]

contrary i don't want it

[placid sail]

who are you kidding

you were so happy

[real tinsel]

i won't use other channels but i like to have the illusion of freedom

[placid sail]

your eyes were sparkling with joy when you got your neat little clown hat

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eye-twitch-cat-eye-twitch-cat-camera-gif-26361958

[placid sail]

petition to give khaaytil an official clowny boy status

[hushed marsh]

i love democracy

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-it-gif-18812641

[real tinsel]

i'd like to have moderator role but one that only applies to #🎪bruh-fart

or just general moderator role i won't use it outside of brainfart anyway

[placid sail]

god forbid giving you even a tiny speck of power over anything

[real tinsel]

just a crumbe of power

[hushed marsh]

yeah I dont trust you

[placid sail]

wolte

[real tinsel]

i won't abuse it

[abstract path]

Sure

[real tinsel]

i'll ban only 3 people

[placid sail]

I believe this man

[hushed marsh]

I can be trusted with guns, please draft me for the war

[abstract path]

Yk, bein a mod here also requires working on the mod

[real tinsel]

i'll choose them completely randomly

depending on certain factors

[upbeat bobcat]

If I get the mod for here, I'll ban Kha forever, vote for me

[abstract path]

Voting

[placid sail]

would be hilarious if you just ban yourself day one

[upbeat bobcat]

Was about to say that

Second move is to ban myself

[real tinsel]

you got close, i'd ban 2 people then ban myself

[placid sail]

the bloodthirsty reign of kha has lasted for roughly 37 seconds

[real tinsel]

i'd ban @cursive light

[real tinsel]

he doesn't seem to be answering my pings

he even changed his pfp

[abstract path]

[real tinsel]

which means he HAS BEEN active

yet ignoring my pings

[upbeat bobcat]

Can newcomers see branfart?

[abstract path]

[real tinsel]

unbelievable @cursive light

you're the first one i'll be banning

[placid sail]

this dude is russian

[abstract path]

Branfart

[placid sail]

you are free to ban them

they're not streaming anything anyway

may be dead already

[upbeat bobcat]

[placid sail]

last translation was two years ago jeez

yeah you're pinging nothing kha

[abstract path]

Aaa

[real tinsel]

nah the last time i pinged him he had a different pfp

so he IS using discord

[placid sail]

you sure you saw that and didn't just imagined that

[real tinsel]

just not responding my pings

[real tinsel]

yes

i know when i'm imagining stuff

[upbeat bobcat]

You sure?

[placid sail]

you don't remember shit that you've told me

[abstract path]

Kirb

More like

Korb

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/hose-water-water-cannon-spray-hysterical-gif-16862841

[upbeat bobcat]

[placid sail]

to bed

now

or no yippe for a week

[real tinsel]

they're always surreal

like seeing the same person twice

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/G7RgN9ijwE4

[real tinsel]

one time i was gonna meet my gf and while i was on the bus i saw her going somewhere but when i got to her workplace she was just closing it

[plucky void]

I see people using my name in vain 👀

[real tinsel]

similar thing happened before where someone turned the walk and right after i turn as well they're not there anymore

[placid sail]

how old are you

we are trying to figure out which american fart is the oldest

[real tinsel]

why american in particular

[placid sail]

what a silly question

it's because shut up

[real tinsel]

that isn't a logical reason

it isn't even a correct sentence

[placid sail]

YOU telling me about logic

[real tinsel]

yes

[placid sail]

preposterous

[real tinsel]

i have logic

to some extent

[placid sail]

well then you could have seen it there as well

[real tinsel]

it's distorted but who decides which logic is correct and which isn't?

[placid sail]

we have two antique, delerict, ancient americans

we know the age of one of them

we must learn the age of another

then we will know, which one of them is the founding father

understand now?

[real tinsel]

but that's so many americans

[placid sail]

there is a set number of pretty precise rules for that actually

[placid sail]

I've made a typo

[real tinsel]

rules are made up too

[placid sail]

there are only two of them here

[placid sail]

no they are not you lunatic

[real tinsel]

okay

who wrote them

[placid sail]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logic#Fundamental_concepts

this will be on the test

[real tinsel]

that's math

which is also made up

[placid sail]

this fine gentleman says you're full of shit kha

[real tinsel]

wait i'm gonna delete that and wrote it as a reply to this

[real tinsel]

that's like showing me quran and saying god sent this

[placid sail]

@grizzled meadow this man is talking about religion, ban this man

[real tinsel]

no i am discussing topics surrounding religion

[plucky void]

I'm not american so you don't need to know

[placid sail]

what

[real tinsel]

i'm not directly talking about religion

[placid sail]

b-but

[abstract path]

https://youtu.be/QBoBBWUNrMM

[placid sail]

wait how is mbo not american

this can't be

[slate crown]

you leave my 2nd gf alone

[real tinsel]

is it me

[plucky void]

the trick is simple, really

just don't be born or live in the US

[slate crown]

motherfucker, who esle?

[real tinsel]

i don't know there are like so many people out there

[slate crown]

like who?

[real tinsel]

like @placid sail @plucky void @abstract path @upbeat bobcat @grizzled meadow @heady crow @slim osprey @narrow lotus @swift scarab @hushed marsh @cursive light @brazen granite @stone blade @oblique hearth

[placid sail]

@urban ocean I congratulate you, you are now officially the founding father (other old american person was disqualified for identity forgery)

[real tinsel]

also @everyone

[placid sail]

what have you done you ape

[real tinsel]

pinged everyone i could remember

[oblique hearth]

wot m8

[real tinsel]

sorry if i didn't remember you

i have bad memory

[placid sail]

the whole China knows you're here now, fool

[oblique hearth]

I remember your mum but couldnt ping her cause she is busy rn

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-gif-25720883

[slate crown]

this mf i swear

[real tinsel]

@placid sail isn't my mom

he's not even a woman

[oblique hearth]

or is he

https://tenor.com/view/creepy-vsauce-smile-gif-11637270

[real tinsel]

silly polish boy

[oblique hearth]

kurwa mać you got me here

my argument just shattered

[stone blade]

the fk you want

[real tinsel]

i was making a statement

[oblique hearth]

if I am the animal, what about the brits

[placid sail]

see what I'm talking about

[narrow lotus]

Retard stop pinging randomly or i mute u for 69 years

[oblique hearth]

[placid sail]

you're just wasting sheets space, they're gonna get banned soon, they can't help themselves

[slate crown]

i did not mean to send that video

but it was perfect timing

[placid sail]

go to sleep already dumptruck

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-dog-cat-patting-head-comforting-gif-13620431

[heady crow]

Hello

[stone blade]

too little

[placid sail]

the horde just keep coming

[slate crown]

7 more minutes till its 3am

[placid sail]

khaaytil you buffoon

[placid sail]

also I get it now why you like twomad so much

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/leave-go-away-just-leave-you-are-annoying-leave-server-gif-17802417

[slate crown]

why?

[narrow lotus]

If i went to sleep at 3 am i would skip school next day ngl

[placid sail]

you are similar in the roundness department

though he's even more chonke

[slate crown]

my brother

[placid sail]

therefore you're threemad

[slate crown]

i wish i had dem tiddies

[slate crown]

look at those things go

[placid sail]

there is an onemad somewhere who is an absolute unit

[heady crow]

@slate crown

[placid sail]

this is worse than being thrown into grand canyon

[slate crown]

laced za, smh

[urban ocean]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/973287348378951690/1034841959317110784/redditsave.com_a_shitpost_i_think-tapfmi8tjuo91.mp4

[slate crown]

fuck it imma hit mine too

[hushed marsh]

smoking that

donkey kong jungle boogie

[slate crown]

fuck it i got classes in 3 hours

might as well take a shower and hop on D2

[hushed marsh]

you're so fucked lmao

[heady crow]

Imma ping you for those kind of memes for like a week straight. Tiktok algo threw like 30 at me that i need to download

[slate crown]

nah im serious when i say I'm used to this shit

[heady crow]

Me

[slate crown]

I've had much worse sleep in the past trust me

[hushed marsh]

Nah Ive assumed

You guys are fucked up

[heady crow]

I usually just try to survive on 2 hours of sleep and then miss my alarm

[hushed marsh]

💜

[slate crown]

siiiick

[placid sail]

even two hours is better than none

though at times you get those funny periods of clarity

[slate crown]

its morning speaking class anyways

i can just show up and do nothing

[hushed marsh]

oh so you can sleep in class

because its not important

[slate crown]

just need that attendance

[hushed marsh]

nvm you good go play D2

[real tinsel]

hi

[heady crow]

Ong im gonna change my thinking and just gaslight myself to think im a wizard researching arcane texts to study for school

Only way to save myself rn

[slate crown]

friday is the hardest one, that's when i actually need to use my brain in class

excel is pain

[slate crown]

fr some mf might have actually done this in america

[placid sail]

if you swipe Bruno's tiktok fast enough, you can see a cool stroboscope effect saying LITERALLY ME

[heady crow]

I woulda done it

[heady crow]

Well get on stream and ill show you my likes. Youll see how accurate that is rn

Oddly enough they changed the algo to change more often compared to when i used the app last time

[slate crown]

D2 and zaza, nothing quite like it

[hushed marsh]

exos got a guardian acting unwise

[slate crown]

fr fr ong

[heady crow]

Mommy ada-1 got me down badddd

Having to pay exorbitant amounts of glimmer and time just for one transmog 🥵

True dommy mommy

[hushed marsh]

If you arent Tier 3 subbed, Ada wont even talk to you

[slate crown]

im more of a Caiatl guy but yea ada 1 mommy

[heady crow]

Real

[slate crown]

blink blonk

[placid sail]

https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/movies/Efficacious+enchanted+lackadaisical_d2ae8e_9978923.mp4

[slate crown]

i thought it was going to be gangsters paradise

@heady crow which one are you?

The Resurrection had me dead 💀

[heady crow]

Levitation hella valid

[slate crown]

frfr

[heady crow]

Me

[abstract path]

Tbh me

[drifting lake]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/680012066643247115/1034851455468834877/nqyObW9E1LrvRrW3p3z9CvzJAWCBCZkq.mp4

[abstract path]

How about you eat more fats

[hushed marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/432368998240354325/1034306020694052885/eb_9972796.jpg

[abstract path]

[slate crown]

keep getting pvp guns in D2

i never play pvp

[abstract path]

SAME

[midnight tree]

Sittin in a car in the middle of nowhere in the rain guarding a gate

This shit sux

[slate crown]

unlucky

[midnight tree]

I can't even jack off here or anything

[slate crown]

damn you're in hell

[pastel quartz]

cute

[midnight tree]

Security guard moments like these are hella cringe

I wish i could get one of those positions where i just get punched in the face and get to be on sick leave for weeks

[abstract path]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[midnight tree]

Could someone come and break into the place i'm stationed so i can "arrest" you?

[heady crow]

@slate crown ong im gonna take the wizardpill

[heady crow]

Send pics of the current vibe

[heady crow]

Exquisite

[midnight tree]

Yes

[slate crown]

literally me

[midnight tree]

Thinkin bout going to a psychiatrist anf get my neet license

[midnight tree]

I dont wanna work until im 70 and then rot fr fr

[lusty sonnet]

why the fuck are you still up

[midnight tree]

I want a violent and spectacular death

Preferably by eating c4 and thinking so hard my neurons detonate it

[lusty sonnet]

gonna dm your bf to slap you into some good night sleep

or your ass back on D2

[slate crown]

bro im in D2 rn

[midnight tree]

Dm my gf bro please i wanna finally meet her

[lusty sonnet]

mfer actually gaming

[slate crown]

is that a surprise?

[lusty sonnet]

hurdur morning classes

[slate crown]

energy drinks will solve that problem

now we gamin

[lusty sonnet]

fair fair

i'm not gaming anymore tho

[slate crown]

damn next time then

[slate crown]

preferably on the weekends but we'll see

[slate crown]

nice setup bruno

very refreshing

[heady crow]

Next spring gonna be a movie fr. Drivers license and tons of national parks to go on weekend hikes on

[lusty sonnet]

maybe on sunday

[slate crown]

noted

[lusty sonnet]

note the maybe as well

[tacit veldt]

Long story. Be me: get badly injured and in poor health during my architecture and regional planning masters in the US, which caused me to not be able to afford my tuition, even with the scholarship. Life is hell because of the physical pain and not being able to find a job due to my injuries. Go back to Colombia to recover with the military surplus I bought at the US because of my love of the outdoors, survival and love for survival videogames. People love that chit, so I sell it. Begin to sell surplus as a hobby and side gig while I recover. Thanks to God the shop does well and keeps growing. Now I mostly live of from my military surplus shop without having to be a slave to other architects and shitty clients. Feels good to test gear on the outdoors and to sell chit I love. Pain is still there, but at least is physical and not emotional and existential pain. We are gonna make it folks.

[abstract path]

Yesssssss literally me

Except both of thosr are revresed

[heady crow]

@slate crown

[slate crown]

qui

[abstract path]

Que?

[midnight tree]

I am just gonna have to sit in a car and look at a gate for 7 more hours

I wish i had a partner for this

So we could sit in silence and not talk together

[abstract path]

I wish i could be there then

[midnight tree]

You know what the world is missing? Femboy security guards

[abstract path]

Let's gooooo

[midnight tree]

Not for any specific reason

[abstract path]

No...no...not at all

[midnight tree]

Of course

It would simply be for inclusiveness and diversity

[abstract path]

Of course

[midnight tree]

Our company cars should also have beds in the back

Also for no specific reason

[swift scarab]

We call those truckers

[midnight tree]

I am no trucker

I am a secuurity guard

And i demand a bed and a femboy security partner

Those two things have nothing to do with each other

I should've brought my banjo out here

So i could sit in a rocking chair on a porch and be all mysterious and hillbillypilled

My brain is rotting inside my skull

[pastel quartz]

Try me pussy

[midnight tree]

Stagnation is a bitch

[heady crow]

Fr. A harmonica would be even better to really hone in on that lone rancher type of beat

Should get practising the harmonica again ngl

[midnight tree]

I got both

I need to get a blues harmonica i only have a chromatic one

[heady crow]

Based. Get a stand for the harmonica and start recording some bangers in the wild

[midnight tree]

Yeah

Reading is for nerds

[heady crow]

Maan i would love to get a chromatic one but the cost of those mfers

[midnight tree]

They can't control my mind with literature if i can't read

[midnight tree]

They are hella expensive but trying to bend the notes are very difficult on em

Or whatever the word for contorting the notes is

[tame fox]

http://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/658512312965267457/1034888169407123497/FB_IMG_1666806896203.jpg

[midnight tree]

Music theory is also for nerds

[wind forum]

Actual schizo post

[midnight tree]

Yeah

Waddaboutit

I am a twisted fucking cycle path

[real pebble]

the fog is coming

[heady crow]

Ye bending. Got a Marine band crossover myself but some chromatic or tremolo one would be nice too

[slim osprey]

More and more femboy memes

[slim osprey]

More and more 🏳️‍🌈 people here

[midnight tree]

I have no fucking idea what anime she's from but i think her name is madoka or something and she is literally me

Just that vacant, braindead stare is all i need to know it

[heady crow]

@slim osprey

[slim osprey]

AY YO

Bet lol

[midnight tree]

Based

[midnight tree]

I am so desperate for attention i would definitely sleep with a guy if he was feminine enough

[slim osprey]

🫵 🏳️‍🌈

[heady crow]

And as such the pipeline begins

[slim osprey]

I'm definitely going in boys

[heady crow]

Boys including me? 😳

[slim osprey]

Yes

[midnight tree]

I am totally a short and feminine femboy with a high pitched voice and submissive personality

We should definitely meet up and cuddle

[slim osprey]

💯

Real

[heady crow]

Im not but we go anyways

[slim osprey]

I'm short and slightly feminine, I ain't a femboy with a high pitch voice and submissive personality tho

[midnight tree]

I lied

[slim osprey]

Ay yo

I actually wanted to join the airforce a couple years ago

[heady crow]

Spreading misinformation on the internet?

[midnight tree]

Yea

[heady crow]

I could prolly join the airforce so i could get put into the nearest military base to my home

No 6 hour train rides then

[slim osprey]

I wanted to join the airforce cause airplane cool

[heady crow]

After that scene gus wasnt getting any dick tho

[heady crow]

Based

[slim osprey]

Bro just look at his face, you know for a fact he's getting the best dick

[heady crow]

Prolly will go as a medic or pioneer tho into nco training

[heady crow]

Ye mb

True

[upbeat bobcat]

[placid sail]

yes, what is it

[urban ocean]

If you know, you know

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/744217175082008626/1033757736116174918/Scarlethugepretty_c11e9d_9967296.mp4

[midnight tree]

Just ate a lotta garlic who wants to make out

[urban ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/sniff-wojak-brap-fart-smell-sniff-stinky-nose-gif-22381733

[fickle mica]

https://twitter.com/cursedvideos/status/1585023856305385472

Cursed Videos (@CursedVideos)

https://t.co/hNQ1RVv9H3

Likes

7723

Retweets

614

▶ Play video

Twitter · Oct 25, 2022, 9:41 PM

[glad carbon]

https://fxtwitter.com/cursedvideos/status/1585023856305385472

[hushed marsh]

Someone is play with an x-ray tube I see

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[slim osprey]

@grizzled meadow

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[plucky void]

glorious

[upbeat bobcat]

Binguini been working hard

[plucky void]

Beerus enjoyin too much of Earth's food

also I've never seen a fat sphinx cat before

[gloomy roost]

https://twitter.com/shirtsthtgohard/status/1585323306034507777?s=20&t=IpjPqHqhKQEQdc70FWbwMA

shirts that go hard (@shirtsthtgohard)

https://t.co/hlgpBSMKop

Likes

52576

Retweets

5677

Twitter · Oct 26, 2022, 5:31 PM

[plucky void]

the best Tazmanian Devil impression I've ever heard

[vivid marsh]

what the song tho

[reef anchor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/574255146838786079/1034668009903620166/-7732501776074207959.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

Ted Cruz the Zodiac killer?

Also he's very old, I'm too used to seeing him like this in this video

https://youtu.be/JICwZmAxgm4?t=1184

[stable jacinth]

i want emr
and i want it now.

[heady crow]

https://youtu.be/eBG7P-K-r1Y

[heady crow]

Zamn cropol actually a hot enby?

[slim osprey]

No comment

[heady crow]

I need to know a mfs pronouns 😭

[slim osprey]

Just don't call me a girl and you'll be fine

[heady crow]

Aight i can work with that

[slim osprey]

Me when @heady crow

[quartz saffron]

They come with fur these days

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-blush-gif-14983821

[quartz saffron]

Actually is a good deal

[slim osprey]

If black man hate other black man white man will approve of said black man

[austere geyser]

don't ask me why it goes so hard tho

menace

sorry lads

high pitched or something

[slate crown]

going back to the 60s ay?

[austere geyser]

white men used to defend black men for another reason back then

[slate crown]

and let us conclude this conversation here

[slim osprey]

Yeah lol

I'm not risking another mute

[austere geyser]

agreed enough

[slate crown]

mfw accidental racism

[austere geyser]

there will be blood

[slate crown]

meanwhile my fbi agent

[slate crown]

look who's awake

[slim osprey]

MOTH

[slate crown]

uh oh

hide the lamps

[slim osprey]

Moth posting time

[normal reef]

Moth

[austere geyser]

in doom eternal humans found out about hell existing before the immortal moth pope did

[slim osprey]

This fucking creature

It's an actual murder machine

[austere geyser]

for silk clothing that is

[gaunt grove]

Vile creature

[slate crown]

yea definitely has "no touchy" written all over it

[austere geyser]

keep that energy coming to australia

[slate crown]

no thanks

[austere geyser]

the cute tiny octopus that has blue glowing rings can kill elephants

[slate crown]

or the giant horse conc

[slim osprey]

In all seriousness, the caterpillar of this bitch is so god damn venomous

[austere geyser]

that one species of butterflies is kinda wack

[slate crown]

he transitioned

i got to witness it live

[austere geyser]

they were being eaten so much they just re-spec'd into poisonous body to say fug u to the predators, and it was so effective that spiders begun to free that species of butterfly from their webs

[slim osprey]

Pfp is slowly moving

The quality is dropping more and more

[slate crown]

@slim osprey

[slim osprey]

😳

🫵 🏳️‍🌈

[slate crown]

you have been warned 😏

[slim osprey]

Don't threaten me with a good time

I either get my dick sucked or killed

Win-win

[slate crown]

I'd take that 50/50

[austere geyser]

bit old but here

[slate crown]

my boi scored BIG

who could resist moves like those

[slate crown]

look at them tiddies flapping in the wind

so majestic

[slim osprey]

Oh no

Oh no no

[slate crown]

[slim osprey]

Fucking hell that's old

[slate crown]

[slim osprey]

Truly

That fucking animation was everywhere back then

[slim osprey]

When she hits you with that "Ew"

[slate crown]

[slate crown]

she's a bitch and probably, possibly a future hoe so I'd say dodged a bullet

[slate crown]

though you wouldn't have to worry about rejection, if you don't talk to wamen

[slim osprey]

The femboys have standards too

Lower

But they have them

[slate crown]

the bar is set at ankle height 💀

but at least it's better than nothing

or until they reach 30

[slim osprey]

Make them take estrogen

[austere geyser]

lemme make you feel like ur 30 then

[slate crown]

nah i already feel like 40 so useless probably

[slim osprey]

Ha sucks on you

I will never reach the age of 30

[slate crown]

ah flash, good times

wholesome times

nothing but the classics

[quartz saffron]

What he do this time

[slate crown]

people say he smashed Belle delphine though i doubt it ever happened

toe man wouldn't stoop that low

[onyx birch]

You weren’t supposed to trigger that nightmare

[quartz saffron]

I saw the photoshoot, but i didnt know he would do another photoshoot

[slate crown]

wait he did another?

[quartz saffron]

i dunno, i'm asking you

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/853724693847736330/1034964322243321897/wgf_1.mp4

[slate crown]

nah it's just that one incident

i think

[quartz saffron]

If he did smash, obviously missed opportunity for Onlyfans video

so i doubt he actually did

[slate crown]

exactly

or he did and in twomad fashion decided to not tell his fans

who knows

[quartz saffron]

probably

[slate crown]

it's still funny as fuck watching the simps get butthurt over it

[midnight tree]

Belle knows she would lose over half her fanbase if they knew twomad smashed when they didn't get to do so after donating their retirement funds

It would make sense not to say anything

[slate crown]

that's the fun part

nobody fucking knows so the internet being the internet came up with a bunch of schizo conspiracies against him

[midnight tree]

Based

[slate crown]

it's fuckin hilarious

[midnight tree]

I just saw a photo or two and thought "lmao people are gonna seethe about this"

And then they did

Confirming i am indeed a prophet

[slate crown]

simps gotta simp

[midnight tree]

Ayup

Simp fried rice

[slate crown]

you wouldn't catch me donating my kidneys to an e girl that's for sure 💀

these people really think donating will let them score

honestly so sad yet so fucking fun to point and laugh

[midnight tree]

Would you donate your kidneys to an e-boy like me though?

🥺

[slate crown]

no comment

[austere geyser]

i vibe with nathan when he was asked how the rehearsal was coming

[normal reef]

Fr

[slate crown]

@normal reef

[slate crown]

i would but it would get me sent to the naughty corner

[normal reef]

Totally me after making hentai for 100 dollars per pic

[slate crown]

worth

[normal reef]

I wanna dress up as tagilla for halloween

[slate crown]

im already built like killa so i just need a helmet

[normal reef]

Bro same

Issue is

I cant fucking find one

[slate crown]

yea the helmets are extremely niche

either no one sells it or it's pricetag is waaay more than it's worth

[normal reef]

Yeah

Bet they gonna sell one for 200 or something

[slate crown]

so pubg lvl3 helmet will have to do

actually with a little modification you can make a killa helmet out of it

but it's just too much effort

[midnight tree]

I'm dressing up as your mom for halloween (i am going to become obese)

[slate crown]

she's literally a 100lbs asian woman but ok

[normal reef]

Go to mc donalds then (thry will start making burgers)

[midnight tree]

Dam

[slate crown]

I've seen people do that actually

[midnight tree]

Imma have to lose 100 pounds fr

To become a skinny asian

[slate crown]

just dress up and go to work at mcdonals, got free food at the end of the shift

[midnight tree]

Broooo

[slate crown]

jesus christ the audio

[midnight tree]

If i just go to an interview and get a job at mcdonalds i can get food for free!

[normal reef]

Do they?

[slate crown]

fuck goin on at Discord HQ bro 💀

[midnight tree]

Post this more

People need to know

[normal reef]

Burgir awareness

[urban ocean]

Continuing Ed sucks so bad

Me: Fuck, I have to get 24 credits asap to maintain my license. I've got 16 years of experience though, so this will be a cake walk

State: Fuck your experience. You need to sit in each module for a specified amount of time before you can test.

so here I am

playing mount and blade on my steam deck

waiting for time to expire so I can take the damn tests

of which so far the lowest score I've gotten is 94

because the state has to waste my damn time to meet some arbitrary metric of ensuring that people study

[plucky void]

yay more dumbass earrape

can we make this a bannable offense, pretty please

[normal reef]

Earrape that? Lol

Wait wtf

Why is it earrape

@slate crown that's your meme that i stole why is it earrape

Discord bug or something

[slim osprey]

Discord bug lol

Audio got corrupted when you posted it

[plucky void]

discord be wildin'

one more for the "discord is a shitty platform" checklist

[slim osprey]

Discord is genuinely a horrible app

[plucky void]

also yeah the audio got awfully corrupted and it's just a loud buzz like radio interference

[slim osprey]

We all should move back to skype

At least the file sharing limit was bigger

[plucky void]

but muh gamer aesthetic and vibes

discord is so cool and hip

[urban ocean]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/400849921215037451/1034989927030591498/6fa21958910733e81987e17dac72e3f6.mp4

[plucky void]

servers go down "time to go outside, people"

[urban ocean]

Man, imagine being a discord admin

[plucky void]

imagine being the full sweaty neckbeard triforce-wielding discord mod + redditor + steam reviewer combo

and this server has one of those

[slim osprey]

💀