#🎪bruh-fart
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dude what genre is this? seizurecore?
just not rhythm! you cant do that with the music!!
yeah u can

Yes
Occurred on April 23, 2022
"Luna is a very curious and explorative cat, and she's actually 100% deaf. Because of this, she isn't scared of vacuum cleaners like most cats. Every time I vacuum, she's immensely intrigued by the vacuum cleaner and usually has to attack it in some way or have a play with it. I imagine it must be a pretty weird feeli...
Feet?
Yes
Hand?
Maybe

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From ukraine with love: completed
Hotel: Trivago
Eg
l'egg
🥚
can it get much higher
Egg moment
They shoulda made this 4k unreal 5 rendered in mwII
De-escalate deez nuts
English breakfast
They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, which if you ask me is a little hard to figure out. One thing we can figure out is which breakfast is the best, is it the full English breakfast or is it the American breakfast? Both are great but there can only really be one true winner, let's find out.
Recipe: https://www.joshuaweissm...
This is why I don’t eat breakfast, wtf is this
Looks like a quick way to a heart attack
Nah it's meant for factory workers
Load carbs and fat before you have a 8 hour long standing shift
Knock out after eating
+5 DC on heart attack rolls
DC DA
American mfs gotta roll a constitution check when they wake up to not die of cardiac arrest
de-ez nuts
well breakfast is supposed to be the biggest meal you have in the day
and what jeff said
it doesn't really matter much if you're just gonna burn all that fat away doing heavy manual labor
+5 fortitude check
The DC of the will check i gotta roll when i wake up keeps getting higher every day
The dudes only eat toast and butter for breakfast wtf man
Never seen a full breakfast, diner style
Sad man
You gotta flip it
Breakfast for dinner
Fill with carbs and energy rich food before you work nights
Dinner is the mellowing of into sleep, generally not a ton of carbs and calorie rich food
Protein and greens
McGee, dead at 40 from heart disease
Nah i'm gonna disappear in the woods somewhere and never return way before i reach 40
Combat floaties
new Bandit science suit.
when your trying to turn off the Miracle Machine but you just for some weird reasons ||[Not Skill issue I Swear]|| you keep falling off the ladders in the elevator shaft
As if I got a choice
"Texas not trying to have a natural disaster every year Challenge"
(Impossible)
Literally just quit building shit in areas that get ravaged by fucking hurricanes every other week
I mean, it’s not like we’ve had the equivalent of a severe drought the entire year or anything
This is the first major rain we’ve had all year
You are all begging to get yeeted by mother nature
POV americans building the least structurally stable buildings in the most natural disaster prone regions
That’s Florida and Louisiana, not Texas
Texas just has 50/50 weather
As in you either get severe drought, or severe thunderstorms
No in between
a cointoss of possible natural disaster is still too much natural disaster for yall to build your houses out of chinesium
if it saves the someone a couple million then whats so bad about it? I mean yea sure it COULD collapse and kill dozens of people BUT it might NOT collaspe and kill dozens of people. In a different parallel universe it was the right choice no matter what.
American structures are generally dirt cheap and fragile compared to european ones
as someone who quite literally lives in a trailer where the floor is FUCKING PLYWOOD i would have to agree
A house of cards is the only house the average american can afford these days
Mainly cause they act like this
theres been a constant meme thats been reappearing from time to time about Kyles drinking monster and punching holes through the average american home
i dont think its a meme at this point
just a fact
Single-ply drywall lookin ass
I keep seeing vids of americans falling gently into their walls and said walls just collapsing
Instant disintegration
i made this for another server and it felt autistic enough to go here
tbh nuclear war lookin better everyday
complete atomic annihilation
Ayup
The crabs will remain
Oh no, Tik Tok has enlightened me with more curse
You know those videos of the random floating mouth eating food
Found the channel
what 2000+ roentgen does to a mfer
wasn't there snow in texas a couple years ago?
username checks out
btsd LMFAO
Doctoh pepah
Grass is clean now, go pull some and eat it
Right, forgot that extra 1% that likes to show up sometimes
I remember some coworkers from Texas talking about it, there were power outages and such as well
This is loud as fuck
📢
still not as bad as radio buzzing
This is the "full" video of "le fishe", a meme which originated on 4chan and spreaded over the internet. However, not as much as some other memes.
Still, it is a good meme, thanks to it's nice and calm vibe.
There are only about a minute long videos of le fishe, where the song gets cut, so I have made one where the whole song plays until the...
@slate crown or maybe @slim osprey I don't remember
I added music from A Clockwork Orange to it
original video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpR1yNytFn0&t=
What
I'll just go back to trying to sleep
Sorry man good night
even better rain goes hard
in a drought rn and when it rained like 8 inches in the span of 2 days there was a guy on the street corner across from me hootin and hollerin an doing dances in the rain cuz he was happy about it and i went out and was hollerin right along side him
whats the music on this
POV:
You are delusional kid who recorded stupid videos of destroying your entire house and your belongings just to become famous, but in the end you ended up as a discord meme.
Can we get much higherrrrr
for fucks sake
not with stalker now too

Sure
ugly ass cat
What da hell is that guy doing lol
CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER SOO HIGH HO HO HO HO
there goes a good run
What's that
I Need this Shirt right now
Can't believe you would do such a thing, how can you ignore brainfarts jester
The only way to make Things right
eat the rich
collapse the society
We should just bomb every government in every country 💀

I think I'm probably in the watchlist after saying it
Having DIY bombs and 3d printed guns in my history doesnt help I guess...
Fed detected
You seriously blocked Crystal?
If you're a fan of Kanye, you're a fan of yourself
Isn't it a bit contraproductive to Block ppl as Admin? I mean you have to see what they write maybe they are breaking the rules
yeah, just leave racist people alone in this server
I'm speaking for myself here
Yep
but I still havent blocked you spits femboy slaps
._.
If i would block all the femboys this Chat would be dead
💀
Thats why i Don't do it
Damb
respect for that banner brother

Embed fail etc.
Peacewalker is underrated as hell
I saw what you deleted etc.
Metal Gear Solid is a game for strong men
MGS is for total psychos, just like Kojima himself
Man's got crazy talent, but I don't think we can deny he can be a nutjob
Lol
Maybe not so much crazy, as it's more like a sort of neurotic obsession with the games he creates
The results are fantastic anyways
💀
hideo kojima delivered
I don't fucking kno2
Yo it's 5am, and I stayed up all night doing shrooms, I should probably sleep, eh?
I just kinda noticed the time now that I was sending messages and shit
Geh
I kinda like my body tissue honestly
Sameeee
So before I go to sleep I leave you with a gift
Ikea shark


You're welcome, goodnight
Nooooo
it's candy
oh no
is it real?
💀
I remember the same situation with a guy who wanted to make picture of a cup that was radioactive
Two prairie dogs named Pablo and Pedro who start everyday with excitement!
Of course, it's mine
I had some Polonium too but it decayed
7 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4FGzE4endQ
More like half a year, shit decays fast
literally me
@grizzled meadow ?
i have lost my detachable penis again
can you check your closet for me and see if it's there?
also check your medicinal cabinet if you have the time
it sometimes like to hangout there
@hushed marsh what percentage of canadians would you say want to migrate to japan and live their lives there forever?
@swift scarab what percentage of americans would you say want to migrate to japan and live their lives there forever?
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This mf fly as hell
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
I'm praying that doesn't happen to me
Also a 3 hour lecture of the same class
I can't even pay attention for 5 minutes
How do they expect me to do it for 3 hours
After the two hour mark I just turn off
If I ever get a 3 hour maths lecture I'm just not attending
@heady crow
he's alive
i'll go back into hiding
@lusty sonnet but before you do that
VALHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL
VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
@slate crown
classic 
Ah yes, static
Discords new mobile compression is shit
sobs
One of the few videos I'm actually proud of
"am intellectual"
https://youtu.be/buhpri2vfP4
Cermit hates turtleneck.
Cermit will not wear his turtleneck.
No he did not. Its bullshit he did not wear it. He did nawt.
Balls
And cock
so glad they made him thiccer
That sounds like a different version of The Only Thing I Know For Real, too
I think the full beta version of that song is somewhere on YouTube
yep found it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmTHx1vVRus
the song itself is different, the beta is more metal, while the actual version has more electronic and wub wub sounds
Yep
This conversation happens every now and then
I hope this means Revengeanceposting is about to happen again
different vocals only
not only different vocals, the song themselves have a different style
my favorite version is this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLzwPItk0EE
Oh boy, it's "The Only Thing I Know For Real".
The original mix.
Except it's got the Maniac Agenda vocals.
Not straight away, though.
Like, sometime after halfway through.
Be patient.
Also, I buffed the vocals by 2dB so you can actually hear them.
yep, the original theme is fire but the current has the better vocals
Bannerlord is out of early access 👀
though the chorus on the og hits harder
Hopefully they'll stop updating so frequently and breaking all my mods
Remember that siege being mentioned in the introduction to a book about phoenicians and pogged
Man i love the earlier versions of the songs in mgr:r
D2?
Last time I played was a year or so ago. When you could smith a sword that’d cost as much as an entire kingdom and made kings sell all of their daughters just so they could bask in the glory of this blade cobbled together from throwing knives and goose fat. Does the new content warrant picking it back up again?
No idea. I refused to buy it at early access
Good , i regret i bought it on release tbf
And they didnt rly do much in terms of content so far , so i still think it wasnt worth it
Until mods will come out it will be a while
It could be worse, you could be reincarnated as one of the Alphabet boys
I mean, I’ve had fun with it. Told myself it was just janky because of EA. Except a lot of the jank stayed update after update. I feel like I’ve seen just about all of the content now as well.
me when @heady crow
remember not to shower for at least a month
then your balls will have a nice aroma
I sense hate speech up in here

like a aged wine
i mean if FBI,CIA NSA is a sexuality then yes it is hate speech 
Nah we all fate feds
Fedsexual

Glowie Gender: A Person that is attracted to any Government agents
did i do the gender thing right?
does that make sense?
Well maybe get a sense of humor then 
tell that to paypal 
paypal can suck by balls
he had to install GAMMA without a video guide
died of natural causes
yes and the fucking multi million dollar company decides what is wrong and what not
fucking 1984
Deadass nocap ongod even
fr fr
everytime i use these words i feel young again
"when you nut but she keeps suckin"
why delete tho
that was the fucked up version
trying to find the original hd version
there we go
It's seriously something the fact that I've hear so many versions of this song
fr
bet you haven't heard this one before though @grizzled meadow
gottem
is this a mod or something
Accurate
literally me literally me literally me literally me literally me literally me literally me literally me literally me literally me literally me literally me literally me literally me literally me literally me literally me literally me literally me literally me
Me
literally you
true
pog.
Can we do 8 minutes without geh post? Starting NOW!
Then just going back to playing dota 2
Fine, c'mere
and saying like
omegalul, child support yikers, feelsbadman
i hum the better call saul theme after
she fuckin hates it
i mean that is not really geh tbh
change the line to "I am the one who knocks"
you can do it
"i am the one who busts"
makes me feel good
From “Breaking Bad”'s finale.
i mean i think that counts as geh right?
finally some gae shit
Man i need to rewatch brba
being hetero was pain
Conversation piece still was about what pango says to his gf after sex so dk
you see, you can say stuff like that. I can't. and i think that is unfair
sounds like a you problem 
skill issue
Rude
i wanted a pass from you, not you being mean
i mean can i be bi on paper? Just tell ppl i am and not do it?
HUH?
fucking fake bi
stolen valor
you want a polish pass?
i mean i take any passes i can get
n word pass, geh pass, polish pass
You should start taking bitches instead
no one would know tho
true
Hes a discord user
Ironic
@grizzled meadow
And? I get bitches
Ur cool
I drown in both pussy and cock
Sexy boy
Biggest cope EU West nocap
deep voice SCOORN
wtf man i was just vibing to the song, scroll up, see nipple twisting geh stuff
dafuck xD
I'm gonna SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORM
this channel gae right? So why do you complain
UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
he's scornin
i would rather not see geh porn
Old one
god it is so annoying to change the word every time
Finally a good recycled stolen meme
what's so bad about gae anyways, i can never understand
wtf discord
You click on a vid with billy herrington and you dont expect 🏳️🌈 porn?
its not porn, its art
Bro i am not geh i don't know who that is
i just heard out of touch and got a dopamine hit
Deep dark fantasies
Ironically
My gf saw the "cry about it" video, she said I'm the little Jerma
Literally me
R.I.P Billy!
I do not own this song!
Song: Mr.kitty - after dark
you can't ban me i am BI. that would be Biphobic!
Fuck outta here
I wish he still was here
same
what happend to him
AH your gif but 60 fps
GG
🤝
Died in a car accident
Well F in the Chat then
Song: james harris - sweater weather
Twitter: https://twitter.com/E_Le_ZaR
i know, but the thought of it triggered my fight or flight
Real shit
He really was a wholesome person
yeah
@somber warren since you're the only straight man here apparently, you wanna see some pussi on pussi action?
every HOI4 player
Brainfarter be like
Me talking to the silly queer ppl living in my laptop
this gigachad was even using thinkpad
Wait you mean real pussy? Like real real pussy? i am more into heterosexual stuff. If i don't like geh porn, and like Lesbian porn well that would be one hell of a double standard
pinch it
all it needs is a taser gun now
Tesla coil.
of course its a real pussi bro, see for yourself
An emp
real straight men are ga
Homophobic people be like "Gay people? Absolute scum of the earth" to then proceed to masturbate to lesbian porn
hot
all of the above
best pussy of them all
ikr?
Senor is into animal pussy 
The more homophobic the man, the more cock they choke on
yes very big double standard
lesbo porn is boring
not cool
The horse shoe theory?
horse cock theory?
The fuck is horse shoe theory
Let me dig up some old memes.
I thought that only applied to horses
the more "opposite" two sides are, the more similar they get
Ah
Idk but this is me and who
In political science and popular discourse, the horseshoe theory asserts that the extreme left and the extreme right, rather than being at opposite and opposing ends of a linear political continuum, closely resemble each other, analogous to the way that the opposite ends of a horseshoe are close together.
The theory is attributed to the French p...
Yeah
Me
Anyways ill go back to hot White boy shit aka sewing
God no
💀
she's 10 steps ahead
oh hell naaahhh
Biden: Says State Names
The Crowd goes wild
fucking america man
they did not expect him to be able to say them without his brainrot taking over
as a non american you wouldnt get it
or smelling some kids
canucks have no provincial pride
@slate crown SODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
my state name...
obamna 🥺👿
shut the fuck up about your statesonas or whatever you fuckin furries call it
SODA🥤❗❗😅 😁 🥶
check my profile
Oh shit that reminded me, why did you ping me last night?
The Obamna and SODA video but cartoon
Pango was the interested person, not you
It was late, I was sleepy
no
I was sleepy too bro
2 AM on a weekday is not a time I'm usually awake
amazin
SODA!!
obamna 🥺 👿
SODA🥤❗❗😅 😁 🥶
is that the guy that was jerking it?
i think it is, there was this video of this man slippin his dick out and going to town, right in front of the camera. The guys screams at him to stop and he turn arround (still dick in his hand) and the guy kicks him in the back
yeah its the one
congratulations you played yourself
do you have an entire folder of that stuff?
i have gifs
Literally me
ok and?

literally me

Women cuddle together all the time, and no one calls them 🏳️🌈
i do
But when I cuddle wit the boys... Society... Society calls me 🏳️🌈
If society deems liking guys makes me 🏳️🌈 then so be it ✊ 😔
i'm gonna shit your pants
Forza horizon 4 is super fun
guys guys, this is literally me
that's a fancy ass fuckin name
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me n who
holy 
the smegma grindset
Percentage? Realistically I'd say like 0.25% maybe, even that feels kinda high, we're dealing with lots of people here
smegma gaming
smegaming
Rip
that isn't a very high percentage
sme
i'd say there are at least 5 people in canada who want to migrate to japan
not percentage, but would still be a lot of people
yeah canada has a really small community
which explains why everyone's nice there
they probably kill all the not-nice people
for the greater good
how are you still alive then
Because I'm only mean and vile on the internet where I can get away with it
Like most people
okay i have screenshots of this conversation now
get your head ready moon
it's about to be frenched
okay you seem far too enthusiastic
i change my mind you're not getting frenched today
maybe tomorrow
Hey man, whenever you want, I'm ready
there's gonna have to be a delay
a very long one

this dude has some serious adhd
why you only got 2 onions
was funny tho
i love how she is just like: if i don't say anything he will go away
who the hell is steve jobs
This one was personal
ligma balls
@narrow lotus
Nono thats leaving romania with ur shady merc and going to a Germany or Austria where they actually do paper checks and find your car has 3 different VINS
Dodged a bullet
Si
more like dodged a battleship main gun cannon shell
yeah, your choice of words does fit a bit better
I mean that hug was defo measuring her caliber
When he realised he cant reach his other arm that was when the male survivor neuron activated
but he didn't go away
she went away
Shit group
BUT FUCK ME IF THIS SONG ISN'T A BANGER
OMG FALCO IT IS
WHAT THE FUCK
I WAS LISTENING TO IT WHEN YOU WROTE THAT
Impossible to not listen
imagine me dragon my nuts across your forehead
he rejected her
the guy pressed the button = she had to leave
what button

onyon
No she ate them
i'm afraid of direct confrontation
Onyon
ah sorry, I was referring to the other video
onyon
yes she noticed that he wouldn't go away. So she choose to flee
Imagine dragons?
Imagine making good music
,
imagine getting some bitches on your dick
If u place Z reaction one more time i getting a mute for the amount of times he says onyo
there is ppl that actually eat that
we are so fucked
humanity is done
Jesus
dude must have massive asshole
if i tried to shit that i'd have to get stitches on my ass
looks normal to me
fun fact: the human asshole can be streched a lot. Like way more then a Vagina
nah mine always hurts after shitting while constipated
i forget eating
What the fuck is this convo
yesterday i ate a ton of oil and my shit hasn't been smoother
it came out INSTANTLY
not even a push was required

maybe your ass is just that loose that the shit just runs out
like out of a broken pipe
drop by drop
i am eating while typing this btw
nah it usually comes out not very smoothly
like trying to push a hardened foamthingy through a very rusty pipe
more fiber maybe?
apparently due to i never eat oil
don't know i am not an expert
I tab out in brainfart first time in a day or two and it's the american posting literal fecal memes and khaaytil discussing how he he shits.
i genuinely hate oil
and the worst thing is, I'm not really surprised
well you are not supposed to drink it
bzeek why did you pay 30 bucks for a rimjob dlc but don't even play rimjob
bigger
are you spying on me you schizo bastard
must... not... be... racist....
nah i liked the way that dlc sounded so i checked it out and it said you already own it

Damn this meme tricked me
and well, I really should try it, but the irl stuff is a hectic and and I got caught up in Synthetik again
besides, they're hotfixing it rn, so might as well wait a bit
@narrow lotus i propose a ban for this individual
he has ruined my appetite
skill issue
you don't have an appetite
stop exposing me bzeek

you might get a mute
U might want to stop
okay, which one
The nethorotoxin one
nintendo
Nice of course
also
Nigeria
i am unmuted
I can fix that


lets make a game, who can fix it first 
number
nearly
nature
nation
normal
notice
native
nobody
narrow
nearby
notion
nights
ninety
namely
nelson
newton
needle
notify
neural
novice
nephew
nickel
nausea
nestle
nuclei
nozzle
nimble
nuance
napkin
neuron
nutmeg
negate
nitric
nipple
nectar
nether
nugget
noodle
nimbus
nonfat
nibble
naught
nebula
nought
notary
nettle
neuter
noesis
niacin
neocon
napalm
necked
nester
nodule
nosing
noggin
nimrod
nubile
nuncio
newbie
nipper
natter
neroli
newish
nicety
nougat
nuzzle
novena
noddle
niello
notate
norite
niggle
nitwit
noetic
nother
navaid
neaten
nympho
nudism
naevus
nighty
nutria
napery
noncom
noogie
nubbly
nympha
nasion
natron
nepeta
nekton
nautch
nubbin
numina
nudnik
nowise
noodge
nonage
sigh
jesus
i understood since the first time. please take your meds and stop telling me everytime
ok 1 blocked message

then he's gonna tell you to kill one of them to prove your loyalty
napalm is 100% my favorite N-Word. No doubt about it
but it has to be in his name and in a specific date
two mutes to the newcomers, and tranq dart into khaaytil
i'm immune sorry try again
sleepy time, psycho
they all say that
but it works every time, like a charm
immune ha
ah yes i am the brainfart director once again
brainfart asylum director i forgot the word
dont type discord in gifs
grandiose insertion mishap
who asked





