🎪bruh-fart

[upbeat bobcat]

?

[abstract path]

[somber warren]

[upbeat bobcat]

[hushed marsh]

what is do we really know what is?

[slate crown]

or

[upbeat bobcat]

[slate crown]

ah

[somber warren]

to be , or not to be

[slate crown]

[somber warren]

that is the question

[hushed marsh]

its reached the point the word looks weird

[upbeat bobcat]

dhis

[slate crown]

dis

[somber warren]

zhis like the germans would say

[slate crown]

cái này 👆

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812259709112942617/1032439115049869425/trim.FB26EDC3-6C74-4940-933C-0664A7AA43B8.mov Reminds me of

[somber warren]

zhis is a Silly

ah yes

English 100

[slate crown]

reminds me of
https://youtu.be/X5pj5ezs4O8

[hushed marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_aMEOV9_oA

[pastel quartz]

but makeup is fun :c

[slate crown]

ah yes, the german here is made out of german

[midnight tree]

makeup is for weaklings

[slate crown]

at least I won't have to wait 2 years for my gf to put on make up before we go out, and I don't like big red lipstick anyways so i see it as a win

[somber warren]

Facts

[pastel quartz]

so? :3

[midnight tree]

warpaint is the way to go

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/hcKPAGoDz8A

[hushed marsh]

babe I need my celtic warpaint on before we leave the house, you know this

[midnight tree]

yeah

[somber warren]

A Man without Principles is not a Man

[midnight tree]

i will smear paint made of feces and dye on my face

only then can we go on our taco bell date

[somber warren]

your own feces or the feces of your fallen enemies?

bc the latter one would be more metal

[hushed marsh]

pull up at the drive through in a chariot

[slate crown]

I'm pulling up in the tuktuk

[midnight tree]

pull up on the barded warhorse

[somber warren]

you need a bard too

[upbeat bobcat]

Okay I pull up

[slate crown]

HOP OUT AT THE AFTER PARTY

[somber warren]

he just runs behind you and sings about your accomplishments

[slate crown]

sounds gae

[upbeat bobcat]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APJZeNY6dKo

[wind forum]

YOU AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS YEAH THEY LOVE TO GET NAUGHTY

[midnight tree]

tfw no bard gf to sing about my conquest of the local KFC

[somber warren]

*big tiddy bard gf

that is the important part

[midnight tree]

shut up

the tiddies get in the way of the lute

you absolute buffoon

[somber warren]

maybe your bard gf is more into flutes?

who knows?

gotta work with what you have

[midnight tree]

get me a girl that can play a sousaphone in the heat of battle

[abstract path]

😂

[midnight tree]

i want to be deaf

[somber warren]

Maybe you should move your own ass and find a bard gf. I ain't gonna do that for you

[somber warren]

So you are Transdeaf?

[midnight tree]

you will be my bard gf search party accountant then

[somber warren]

that is actually a thing

[midnight tree]

that does not surprise me

[somber warren]

Accountant? but i am shit with math

[midnight tree]

doesn't matter

[somber warren]

there was this women who fucking pierced her eardrums bc she wanted to be deaf

There was also this women who threw acid into her eyes bc she wanted to be blind

[abstract path]

Time to try and download uktrakill

[hushed marsh]

Mac and Mac and Cheese

[somber warren]

i was about to say

this is clearly just not macaron

[wind forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/671470027467259940/1034151465704493066/unknown.png

https://i.imgur.com/9Z0ZVtc.png

[hushed marsh]

Really? whats different about it?

[somber warren]

trust me he doesnt bite

[midnight tree]

i don't get why people are afraid of dogs

unless a dog is at least 1,5x bigger than me i will not fear it

[hushed marsh]

If you train them to be aggressive, they will be aggressive, part of owning a dog is making sure they have good behavior

[abstract path]

Yes

[wind forum]

Trust me bro he or his 3 - 4 projections don't bite he's well-trained bro I promise you

[somber warren]

no nevermind, i thought i had this big brain moment but i am just high and realized i was talking stupid shit. nevermind

[hushed marsh]

Dont worry dude, Im also high rn, I forgive you

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-cat-gif-26619752

[hushed marsh]

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-gif-25099595

[hushed marsh]

I love Ikea shark

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/560640659669778452/972107957624008764/8C1CA0DC-23A6-489F-B3B1-15610BCBC417-1.gif

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-sharky-meme-cute-bite-gif-25005860

Sharkposting is the new hot shit

https://tenor.com/view/deeeepio-shark-emp-ducks-educated-emu-gif-23276067

[midnight tree]

clearly
i deserve a gf for shitposting so diligently

[somber warren]

Humor is actually one of the best way to get a GF

Bc if you make her laugh

[hushed marsh]

or a BF, we dont judge

[ionic gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-gif-22846522

[somber warren]

she has her eyes closed

and if she has her eyes closed she has less time to realize how ugly you are

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/gigasoy-gigachad-chad-soy-weak-gif-25930489

[hushed marsh]

UK Giga Chad

[somber warren]

how do you know?

you don't even see the teeth

[hushed marsh]

Thats why they arent smiling, they are hiding them

[somber warren]

Next level profiling

makes sense

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/flabbergasted-hero-captainluck-funny-cat-stop-it-youre-scaring-me-gif-21937603

[hushed marsh]

I steal all the memes I see here, so you how to profile me

[fading shuttle]

completely agree

[somber warren]

Yes

[hushed marsh]

bean bag chair!

[midnight tree]

why is it called the elephants foot

it does not look like that

[somber warren]

bc it tastes like elephants foot

obviously

[midnight tree]

it looks like sludge

[hushed marsh]

radioactive elephant

[midnight tree]

there are no elephants in ukraine

bruh

[somber warren]

yoo my main cat representing the grove street

[hushed marsh]

yeah not anymore

they had one, and he melted in Reactor 4

[somber warren]

Dumbo, The Uranium Carrying Elephant

just like the bear that carried ammo for polish soliders in ww2

just radioactive

[hushed marsh]

He was a liquidator, he saved us from further catastrophe

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/salute-yes-sir-soldier-respect-gif-15342227

[quartz saffron]

One of my favorites

[somber warren]

lol classic

at first oh no my homie died noooo my main man

then you fucking asshole trolled us

beats the shit out of him

Average Male Friendship in one Video

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/994276986950266880/1032281724459155476/unknown_7.png

[slate crown]

wrong one💀

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-what-you-just-deleted-gif-22613011

[slate crown]

u saw notin, ya hear?

[hushed marsh]

vinny, break his kneecaps

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/donate-to-my-paypal-donations-help-me-charity-begging-gif-13992654

[somber warren]

If you want that your dirty little secret stays a secret...

[slate crown]

AYYY I'M WALKIN HERE

[upbeat bobcat]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/686514281143205889/1031444269560508508/VID_20221017_085053_315.mp4

[midnight tree]

damn i wish i could let myself die

but no, i gotta go to work n shit

headass society

[hushed marsh]

damn, you ok?

[midnight tree]

nah

[somber warren]

Welcome to adult life, it only gets worse from here

[hushed marsh]

aight

[midnight tree]

i gotta go to work

[slate crown]

mood

[hushed marsh]

its a "learning experience"

[somber warren]

except the learning never stops

same as the pain

[hushed marsh]

someone flipped the nihilism switch again

[midnight tree]

living is suffering and i am living my life to the fullest

[somber warren]

The World would be better off without me, so i have to keep living. Fuck the world

[hushed marsh]

ong fr fr

[somber warren]

bussin fr fr

nocap

ongod even

[midnight tree]

oh jah

[ocean pulsar]

[slate crown]

🖕

[hushed marsh]

he is whole once more

[ocean pulsar]

🤝

[somber warren]

🐟

https://tenor.com/view/fish-spinning-gif-26136221

[hushed marsh]

👉 👈

[onyx birch]

NOT THE FISH

[somber warren]

THROW THE FIIIISSHHH

[onyx birch]

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/noooo-no-no-emote-emote-nooo-emote-gif-23071619

ohgod

huston the situation is not bussin

i repeat the situation is not BUSSIN FR FR

[onyx birch]

No cap Huston

[somber warren]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wGlIokd9Gd4

that one just kills me

everytime

[midnight tree]

the only reason to know any "philosophers" is to tell followers of said philosopher to cope and seethe

then tell them to go and read the works of some other dumbass

[somber warren]

bro did you even read insert philoshopher here

[midnight tree]

yeah

i did

[somber warren]

nocap on god?

[onyx birch]

Self proclaimed philosophers when I ask them to philosophy some bitches

[hushed marsh]

if you associate yourself with depressing shit then big surprise you're a depressed loser

[onyx birch]

(All they did their whole life was complain and write)

[hushed marsh]

damn I must be a philosopher then

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-obvious-thank-you-superhero-super-hero-gif-9900289

[hushed marsh]

You're welcome ❤️

[midnight tree]

i subscribe to no philosophies

philosophy is for nerds

[slim osprey]

Philosophy isn't real

[onyx birch]

No

Birds aren’t real

[somber warren]

Birds are just government drones

its a fact

[hushed marsh]

Reagan replaced all the birds

[somber warren]

look it up

[onyx birch]

Tru tru

[hushed marsh]

Covid-19 was an excuse to make us stay inside, so they could change the batteries

[slim osprey]

Truly

[somber warren]

you better watch what you say (they can hear us)

[midnight tree]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i gotta go to work now

[hushed marsh]

good luck

[midnight tree]

no

[hushed marsh]

aight bad luck then

fuck you

[somber warren]

[midnight tree]

don't threaten me with a good time

[onyx birch]

do not wish good things upon me

(I will be disappointed)

[hushed marsh]

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/814808360384987146/1031358674775588895/rotting.gif

[somber warren]

his pronouns are Slippin/Jimmy

[hushed marsh]

Is that a rainbow? man I love the Dark Side of the Moon album too

[onyx birch]

Is that a dollar in the pool
Man I love Nirvana

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/women-hahaha-women-memes-haha-gif-24926576

[somber warren]

so factual so true

[wind forum]

https://vxtwitter.com/General_Wilhelm/status/1584281002775650305

"Marked One, what the hel-" 💥

[somber warren]

Depression Rate drops to 0%

Big Pharma hates this one simple Trick

[slim osprey]

Literally me

[slim osprey]

Fr

[wind forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1034172083460128810/unknown.png

[somber warren]

Biggest Cope in The History of Mankind

[slim osprey]

Shut up fed

[wind forum]

says the furry honestly

[somber warren]

bruh i ain't no furry

[wind forum]

what your profile picture dawwg 💀

[slim osprey]

[somber warren]

A Smoking Cat in a smoking with a baseball bat

A friend made it for me

bc i like cats

and smokeing

[wind forum]

bro...

[somber warren]

and baseball

[slim osprey]

Sounds like coping to me

[somber warren]

well just the bats

[heady crow]

Another fed

[slim osprey]

Me? A fed?

[heady crow]

???

No

[slim osprey]

AH

Sorry my reading comprehension abilities are rapidly declining

[heady crow]

Its ok

[slim osprey]

Ay yo

What kind of nerdy stuff do you like?

[somber warren]

God i hate Fraiser

[heady crow]

I can babble on about metal subgenres

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/terry-davis-temple-os-cope-gif-20951978

[slim osprey]

Perfect

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/334559751243300874/1034175208355008572/710472eca0e45e959fa95f36e3c05207c7297f84dfc0a0dd34a8977c334151c4_1.jpg2.jpg

[slim osprey]

He just like me fr

[somber warren]

no

you will never be like terry

[slim osprey]

Shut up fed

[somber warren]

Terry was a wonderful human being

i miss him

[upbeat bobcat]

[slate crown]

@heady crow

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/terry-davis-gif-26071129

[slate crown]

ares on

[heady crow]

Ares is pissed off at me so i dont feel like playing ;//

[slate crown]

???

wat

[slate crown]

he's asking if you can play rn bro what are you on about

[heady crow]

Hes just gaslighting you

[slate crown]

💀

[heady crow]

No like fr i told him ill get back on my main setup tomorrow so i cant play d2

[slate crown]

bruh is that?

is that really it?

i thought you two were fr having some queef with each other

had me worried over nothing

[heady crow]

Gist of it

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/616686749342629910/1034178539622236230/unknown.png

[vivid edge]

nooooooooooooooo

😭

[fading shuttle]

crystal in the zone

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1025939943463329812/1034180895797694575/b6bddffa18eb3ae5000e1da7d9457a63.mp4

[placid sail]

@grizzled meadow

[grizzled meadow]

Good dose of cringe these two

But not far from reality

[heady crow]

Me and @slim osprey

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/973287348378951690/1033958961906470952/VID_20221024_092610_173.mp4

[somber warren]

what a fucking idiot

i hope that is not a real cop

but hey its murica

everythin is possible

[urban ocean]

Probably is

TikTok and Instagram really brought the worst out of everyone

[slate crown]

💀

[slate crown]

this is why I'll never touch social media

unless it's for zaza

[somber warren]

The only social media i have is discord

[somber warren]

Jesus Christ

[slate crown]

eh I've seen bigger

[upbeat bobcat]

Don't let zaza see this, he gonna eat

[slate crown]

check settings

[upbeat bobcat]

Maybe

[slate crown]

now shoo

[upbeat bobcat]

We are not even playing Stalker lmao

[slate crown]

there is, just gotta mess around in the mod settings

check any tabs that says animation, one of them will have it

[upbeat bobcat]

Dam zaza outdid himself

Helping

[slate crown]

bro this is all from memory

i haven't touched stalker in years

[upbeat bobcat]

Changelogs from 10 years ago

[slate crown]

💀

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812259709112942617/1032766281771913236/290214899_742533833841440_5675132836891530124_n.mp4

[slate crown]

[somber warren]

That is some Real Degenerate Shit

[slate crown]

i don't mind

[somber warren]

i distance myself from stuff like that

[slate crown]

really I don't mind but

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/nordenson-gif-19287964

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/terry-davis-temple-os-cope-gif-20951978

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-care-didnt-ask-cope-_ratio-skill-issue-canceled-gif-24148064

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-cope-harder-seethe-cope-and-seethe-penguins-of-madagascar-gif-23735093

[slate crown]

bullying

[upbeat bobcat]

[slate crown]

which one are you? write it down in the comments below

[upbeat bobcat]

None

https://tenor.com/view/obese-boy-obesity-overhang-fat-belly-fat-guy-gif-21868986

I'm this

[slate crown]

...

...

[upbeat bobcat]

[somber warren]

in germany we have a saying that goes: Why have a six pack when you can have a whole Barrel

[slate crown]

i like fluffy guys

[slate crown]

exactly, why be miserable when you can be happy

[somber warren]

Thats like, mad sus

fr

ongod even

[slate crown]

my brother

you do not know me at all

[somber warren]

lets keep it that way

https://tenor.com/view/chad-monke-gif-20835999

[slate crown]

alright i can respect some privacy

[slate crown]

how could you've done this

[onyx birch]

So mean

[slate crown]

no bullying beyond this point

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/bullying-bully-gif-25237232

NOOOO

NOOOO

embed fail

why

why you do me like that

[upbeat bobcat]

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-nikocado-nikocado-fail-gif-21206120

[onyx birch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fall-epic-embed-fail-fail-funny-gif-21341768

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/no-anime-penguin-no-anime-penguin-gif-15930113

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-fox-foxy-foxplushy-anime-nope-anime-head-shake-gif-25352678

[slate crown]

ah

kill it

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-fan-detected-opinion-rejected-gif-25772991

[upbeat bobcat]

just eat it

[onyx birch]

https://tenor.com/view/jna-yugoslav-wars-bosnian-war-vukovar-1991-gif-16480198

[slate crown]

i don't mind anime but usually steer away from sharing any content relating to it 💀

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-you-leather-man-ah-fuck-you-leather-man-gachi-billy-harrington-gif-19052181

[slate crown]

unless is funni

[somber warren]

i can count all the anime i enjoyed on one hand

[slate crown]

yea it do be like that nowadays

usually can't watch anything depressing or else I'll get stuck in an episode for a week

[somber warren]

i tent to like old school anime more, like from the 80-90s

[slate crown]

yea those were good

[somber warren]

bc there is no catgirls or wierd oversexualized stuff

its just, a good story

nothing else

[slate crown]

wtf mayo

[somber warren]

i saw that too

i wish i didn't

bc that girl looked like 12

you fucking degenerate

[slate crown]

i mean i really don't mind

[upbeat bobcat]

[slate crown]

but

[somber warren]

you don't mind 12 year old girls??

Dafuck?

[slate crown]

NO NO NO

[upbeat bobcat]

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-fbi-skeptic-chicken-funny-gif-14153035

[slate crown]

you fuckin bastard

[somber warren]

i got you now

[upbeat bobcat]

Anyways I gotta sleep

[somber warren]

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/a-mimir-gif-21449019

[slate crown]

im calling my lawyer

[upbeat bobcat]

[slate crown]

first i got accused of racism and now this

unbelievable

[upbeat bobcat]

It was your sentence yo

[onyx birch]

Whafefok

[somber warren]

what did you say that was so racist

[slate crown]

um

[somber warren]

i am an racism expert

[slate crown]

you might wanna delete that

just sayin

[somber warren]

why

[slate crown]

your funeral

big brother is watching

[somber warren]

did you even watch it?

[slate crown]

i know

but still

[somber warren]

Still what

[slate crown]

im JUST sayin

[somber warren]

tell me why i should delete that

don't tell me "i'm just saying"

that does not help me

[slate crown]

ask aldo that's not my job

[onyx birch]

Mfw I can’t open any webms

[somber warren]

what why

[onyx birch]

goddamn discord mobile

[somber warren]

what did you do

oh

F

[somber warren]

so i watched the video again, and i don't know why i should delete it

i just don't give a fuck now

[slate crown]

don't worry about it

[somber warren]

if it gets deleted it gets deleted

it is like it is

[somber warren]

throw a grenade in that tunnel

do it now

[slate crown]

you'll find out eventually, they all do

[somber warren]

I mean, you could stop speaking in Riddles and just tell me

just a suggestion tho

[slate crown]

nah it's funnier this way

[somber warren]

i'm just gonna tell the admins you didn't tell me what is wrong, and i would have deleted it if i only knew what was wrong

you basicly gaslight me into it

[slate crown]

ok?

[slim osprey]

What?

[somber warren]

is there a joke coming?

no?

i knew it

[slate crown]

that was a gift for myself

[somber warren]

pretty narcissistic

to give yourself gifts

[slate crown]

self love = narcissistic 💀

[somber warren]

Yes

Self Love= Masturbation

[slate crown]

mmm quite

[somber warren]

you go to hell for that you know

[slim osprey]

Hell isn't real

[slate crown]

and?

[somber warren]

and you get hair on your palms

[slate crown]

i shaved, it's fine

[somber warren]

i would not like to shave everytime i dance the devils limbo

[slate crown]

you get used to it, your skin will be callused over time

[deft crescent]

https://youtu.be/11G3QIjKERs

[slate crown]

THE OASIS IS REAL

[somber warren]

i mean at least your hands and dick are all soft from the lotion, it all has its pros and cons

[slate crown]

wtf no

[slate crown]

who tf uses lotion to shave

[somber warren]

I was not talking about shaving but ok

[slate crown]

ah

[upbeat bobcat]

Wack lotion

[slate crown]

yea we don't use those, we got plenty o lube

[upbeat bobcat]

[somber warren]

cod liver oil is the shit, all natural

nice smell to it

good taste

[slate crown]

💀

[somber warren]

[upbeat bobcat]

Virgin coconut oil

[slate crown]

I've seen people use that actually

surprisingly popular

[upbeat bobcat]

Prolly one of the most healthy

[slate crown]

yeaup

[somber warren]

does your dick smell like coconut then?

[upbeat bobcat]

Yup

[slate crown]

pretty much yea

[somber warren]

that is actually

not too bad

[upbeat bobcat]

You become coconut

Smell is pretty strong

[slate crown]

depends on the quality though

if it's the GOOD stuff, yea it's awesome

[upbeat bobcat]

People normally eat that so

[somber warren]

if you are italian use extra virgin olive oil, like the ancient italians did

[slate crown]

💀

her pussi smellin like olive garden

[upbeat bobcat]

If yer American, extra slutty burger oil

[somber warren]

better then fishmarket

[slate crown]

[somber warren]

Hamburger cheeseburger bigmac whopper

[slate crown]

how to summon an american 101

[somber warren]

With a side of frieeees

no you summon americans by talking about oil

[upbeat bobcat]

Though I'm not sure how health to use olive oil for lube

[somber warren]

Don't overthink it

just do it

[upbeat bobcat]

Dude shit's expensive over here

I wouldn't dare

[somber warren]

same for me

fucking 6 bucks per bottle

[somber warren]

and that is the cheap stuff

[somber warren]

i really like the Classic American Throat Singing

So cultural

[upbeat bobcat]

Original

Returning to roots

[slate crown]

there's a chance my ancestor could've been Genghis Khan

[upbeat bobcat]

If only he'd see you now

[somber warren]

thats like for 20% of the world

[upbeat bobcat]

Dude came all over

[slate crown]

im Asian so bump that %up

[upbeat bobcat]

Not even Sir camealot didn't pass

[somber warren]

i am probably the whitest Man in existence.

[slate crown]

[somber warren]

People called me Snowman

that is a fact

i am so white

its not even funny anymore

[slate crown]

da white devil

[upbeat bobcat]

Dude so white that counts as SCP

[somber warren]

SCP 42069 "The Whitest Man Alive"

Offends People just by existing

[upbeat bobcat]

Source of xray emissions

[somber warren]

That is why the foundation had to lock me up

but these idiots gave me internet access

[slate crown]

dude so white he camouflages in discord light mode 💀

[upbeat bobcat]

💀

https://tenor.com/view/a-mimir-gif-21449019

Nini y'all

[somber warren]

i can't go out in a snowstorm

[slate crown]

gn mayo

[somber warren]

that would end horribly for me

i would get ran over

[slate crown]

casually gets hit by truck

yea

[somber warren]

ah just another monday

i hope its not a cyber truck

these things are ugly

[slate crown]

fr 💀

[somber warren]

i want to get ran over with style

[slate crown]

my financial stability is stronger than that windshield 💀

[wind forum]

I know a guy who bought one

Think he was a musk fanboy

[somber warren]

did musk buy twitter yet btw?

[slate crown]

don't know don't care

[wind forum]

No and i dont think he will

[slate crown]

never touching that cesspool anyways

[somber warren]

same

but ppl don't want musk to buy twitter

and that is why i want musk to buy twitter

[slate crown]

he's a walking dead meme at this point

[somber warren]

true but he is feeding it like crazy

he knows the meme game

[slate crown]

gotta get those clicks somehow

[somber warren]

yeah but it works lol

[slate crown]

more drama=more revenue

[somber warren]

A Tale older then Taxes

[slate crown]

truly a viscous cycle

[somber warren]

People love drama, what can you do

[slate crown]

i just want to spend the time i have on this piece of shit planet in the arms of my loved ones peacefully, that's all im asking at this point

[somber warren]

you and me both know that is not gonna happen

[slate crown]

yeaup it's inevitable

[wind forum]

Musk exists to sell you something in one way or another

[slate crown]

i love LEAAAAAAN

[wind forum]

Space X is a scam and Tesla is stillborn

[somber warren]

Lean aka Heroin for Kids

is fun tho

[slate crown]

it makes you dumber

[somber warren]

funny cough sirup

[slate crown]

so of course its fun

[heady crow]

The normalisation of drugs through memes

[wind forum]

I loVE LEAN

[wind forum]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-lean-meme-lean-cat-loves-lean-purple-drank-gif-24893809

[slate crown]

still wouldn't go out of my way to get lean

too much effort

[somber warren]

whip its are incredibly fun, but they kill hundreds of your brain cells in one hit

[heady crow]

Ye already got the zaza logistics figured out

[slate crown]

you should've seen ares and me doing Master NF

that shit was bussin

[heady crow]

:/

[slate crown]

and i was blazed af throughout the whole thing

[wind forum]

Lean fucks you up

It can kill you if you arent careful

[somber warren]

of course it does, its opiates

that is the whole point

[heady crow]

Mfer now that Ares disappeared from brainfart you have to tease me

[wind forum]

You know what i mean

Gae ass

[slate crown]

he told me to guilt trip you

as his goodbye

[heady crow]

Yeah sounds like Ares

[slate crown]

[heady crow]

Might have gotten the flu or corona from a few nights out at the capital so i might have good time to play d2 in the next few days

Well see

[slate crown]

nice but

[somber warren]

Listen here you little shit i am probably the least geh in this channel

[heady crow]

Prolly

[slate crown]

hope you'll get well soon bruno

[heady crow]

I havent seen a chat this queer tbh

[slate crown]

[slate crown]

im straight as a dicc, what are you talking about

[somber warren]

what about dicks that are bend a little

[slate crown]

only if you tuck them to the side

[somber warren]

got a little curve going you know

[heady crow]

Idk only got the usual pre emptive upper throat soreness with fluid buildup. Well see if it goes forwards from there

[slate crown]

i don't have that problem

[heady crow]

No proof = fake

[slate crown]

curse these asian genetics

[somber warren]

i didn't mean me xD i was talking in general

not all dicks are perfectly straight

#notalldicks

[somber warren]

lucky floppa he got the zaza early

[heady crow]

You look at alot of dicks do you mr straightest man here?

[urban ocean]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/794249775511240705/1033894829995864074/Psyker_Moment.mp4

[somber warren]

Did you never fucking do a dick measuring contest with your homies drunk as shit? We did it on the fucking main road.

was fun

was so incredibly drunk

[slate crown]

siiick

[somber warren]

That is a casual german 16th birthday right there

[slate crown]

oh yah

[heady crow]

Natural hypertrophy introduced me to the concept but havent gotten my friends to do it yet

[slate crown]

do it or no balls

[heady crow]

Sauna gollum is pretty popular in my circles tho

[heady crow]

Yeye come here first with your gf

[slate crown]

shit

am grower, not show-er

[somber warren]

thefuck

Finnish mfers

they are crazy

[slate crown]

sounds fun honestly I'd try itv

[wind forum]

This but with a rusty knife

[slate crown]

[somber warren]

we have a game called "kekswichsen" Meaning: Everyone Stands in a circle and jerks off on a cookie. and the last one to cum has to eat the cookie. Pretty geh when i am thinking about it

[heady crow]

The set of rules we play with is

Someone is appointed the sauna gollum who goes underneath the chairs and sticks his finger in someones butt and the rest have to guess who has the finger in his butt. The one who guesses right becomes the next sauna gollum

[slate crown]

ay yoooooo

[slim osprey]

Ay yo what?

[slate crown]

cumkies 💀

[somber warren]

what is your favorite cookie

[slim osprey]

What the fuck

[somber warren]

cumcookie

[slate crown]

ah yes, the kindergarten teacher special

[somber warren]

yo leave the kindergarten out of this

[heady crow]

Ya usually we pass around a bottle of cheap liquor/booze and take mouthfulls. We can try it out at my cottage with the boys if you want

[slate crown]

sorry that was uncalled for but I don't see any other mentions of cum cookies outside of pedos

[heady crow]

White chocolate, lingonberry

They complement eachother suprisingly well

[somber warren]

white chocolate is way better then dark one. Maybe its just the deep rooted racism in me and i don't realize it

who knows

[slate crown]

white chocolate

[heady crow]

Its the fact that its like 70% sugar

[somber warren]

that might be it

[slate crown]

it tastes like baby formula

[somber warren]

don't know how baby formula tastes, i got to succ the tit

[heady crow]

How do you know what baby formula tastes like

[somber warren]

ppl have wierd kinks, don't judge

[heady crow]

You were that desperate for protein?

[slate crown]

stole some for snacking when I was younger

it was a normal thing we did as asians

[slim osprey]

Bro if you meow I'm picking you and taking you to bed

[pastel quartz]

oh me me me

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/meow-high-school-dxd-neko-cute-smile-gif-14424012

[somber warren]

i don't know

i don't think that is a only asian

thing

[heady crow]

sea

[slate crown]

we were poor ok?

baby formula is the closest thing to candy we got

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/emojify-gif-23955079

[somber warren]

its ok bro🫂

[pastel quartz]

meow mrrp

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/emojify-gif-23955079

Fine I can take two boys

[somber warren]

i mean i stole the baby porridge from my baby sister bc that shit was just way to good

[slate crown]

see?

[heady crow]

🥺

[pastel quartz]

thats messed up

[slate crown]

baby porridge is so much better since it actually has tastes unlike pure liquid rice

[somber warren]

nah i can explain. I got my braces back then and could not chew anything for a week

i got my braces with fucking 18

[slate crown]

that's capitalism baby

[somber warren]

bc my doctor was like oh yeah you need braces

[heady crow]

Look all you want and more 😳

[heady crow]

Like stealing candy from a baby

[slate crown]

make that 3

[somber warren]

that shit was so good. Looks disgusting but damn it tastes good

[slate crown]

fr fr

i hate pure liquid porridge when im sick, give me something that has texture at least

[somber warren]

true

[slim osprey]

Hey hey I know I have enough for two but Idk how well I can treat 3 at the same time

[somber warren]

my mom made me Banana Rusk mush thingy when i was sick. Damn that shit was good. Sweet and crunchy

[slate crown]

not with that attitude

[heady crow]

We can share the burden dw

[slim osprey]

🤨

[slate crown]

now bend over and cough

[slim osprey]

Oh no you got things wrong here

I top

[slate crown]

oh

alright

[slim osprey]

[pastel quartz]

sure u do

:3

[heady crow]

Ye and you got two hands

[slim osprey]

Yes I do

[heady crow]

So i dont see 3 of us being a problem

[slim osprey]

Never been topped

[slim osprey]

Damn this boy smart

I like that

[slate crown]

aww

[heady crow]

I have my moments

[heady crow]

Now theres the problem of logistics since i presume all of us live on different continents

[slim osprey]

Yes

I think I'm the one that lives the furthest

[heady crow]

Ye. Pango atleast has somesort of plans of coming here down the pipeline

[slate crown]

[heady crow]

Till then a dm group titled "Cropols kittens" will have to do ig

[slate crown]

ayooo

sign me the fuck up

[slim osprey]

Bet lol

[slate crown]

@grizzled meadow rn

[slate crown]

woops

i didn't think that would auto correct itself

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow sorry for the ping

[somber warren]

Ping again to excuse for the ping

real big brain shit

[slim osprey]

You are so homosexual

[grizzled meadow]

@slate crown

[heady crow]

Think you should have figured that one out already

[slate crown]

i already have plenty thank you very much

[slim osprey]

Oh no I figured it out a long time ago

It was just a comment

[somber warren]

it really is obvious

[grizzled meadow]

-tarded or just... deaf

[heady crow]

Any idea if i can mod the original yakuza dub to kiwami? If not ill Google it

[midnight tree]

I am literally at work rn getting paid for watching youtube

[grizzled meadow]

BRING THAT SHIT, KAZUMA

I really don't know if people went the extra mile just to do that

[slate crown]

10 YEARS IN THE JOINT MADE YOU A PUSSY

[somber warren]

i don't get your problem, sounds fun

[grizzled meadow]

WHAT, YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?

[heady crow]

Think its the astolfo pfp?

[slate crown]

BRING THAT SHIT FALCOLINNI

[somber warren]

don't know who that is, but the rainbow in the background gave it away

[heady crow]

Ah right

Hold on

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/806714809462161478/1034112849271869480/wanna_hear_a_dark_joke_you_cant.mp4

[somber warren]

i don't even know what that means

calm down with all the new words

i can barley memorize them all

[heady crow]

You /j or /srs sister? 💅

Also you germans have way more weird ass specific ass words than english

[slim osprey]

So true bestie

I sorta aspire to be one of them

[heady crow]

God thats so hot

[somber warren]

yes but we don't come up with new words every 5 minutes

[slim osprey]

Bro I have a good reason for it too

That would be my sole reason to look gender ambiguous

[heady crow]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambiguity

Wasnt exactly made 5 mins ago

[heady crow]

Real asf brother

Get a goth look on top of that and ill travel down there myself

[somber warren]

wait so gender ambiguity is the same as gender fluid

or am i getting it wrong

[heady crow]

You are thinking of it way too hard

[somber warren]

i am thinking logically

[hushed marsh]

I think the word you are looking for is androgynous

[slim osprey]

Haha bold of you to assume I don't do that already

[hushed marsh]

not ambiguous

[midnight tree]

Ambidextrous people tho 😳

[somber warren]

bro all that gender stuff is to high for me. i don't get it at all

its like math class all over again

[grizzled meadow]

[slim osprey]

I'mma give you a tip on gender stuff, just don't think about it

[onyx birch]

Literally 1984

[slim osprey]

Homophobic homosexual server

[hushed marsh]

androgynous refers to someone appearing like, undeterminable

[heady crow]

Id say both work in the context but then again its my second language

[hushed marsh]

Its my second language too man, I get it

[grizzled meadow]

Going to be very controversial but I have Spigola on my side

IT'S FUCKING TRUE

[somber warren]

But it has to make sense...

[onyx birch]

How

[grizzled meadow]

Complain with Grok

He blocked the word (because of trolls)

[slim osprey]

Not really

[hushed marsh]

you can still call people homos though

[slim osprey]

Math doesn't make sense

[onyx birch]

Lo

[onyx birch]

Ahh

[slim osprey]

Rocket science doesn't make sense

[onyx birch]

oke

[heady crow]

Not being able figure out someones gender leaves it pretty ambiguous no?

[slim osprey]

Music theory doesn't make sense

[grizzled meadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1033111376702480394/joy.gif

[onyx birch]

Makes sense since the server went boom

[hushed marsh]

Falco is it true that for every 50k members, the gen chat gets 5 more seconds on the slowmode timer

[somber warren]

bro i don't know. i don't get it

[grizzled meadow]

The maximum the chat got is 15 seconds (if we don't count the 6 hours incident)

[heady crow]

Dm me immediately

[hushed marsh]

You have a fun way of accidentally correlating something because when 100k got announced the slowmode was 10

after 150k I noticed it was 15

[plucky void]

retards doing challenge runs be like

[midnight tree]

This fucking cat

[grizzled meadow]

It depends on the situation

[onyx birch]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-necro-skull-trooper-colt-general-low-tier-god-skull-trooper-gif-26079010

[grizzled meadow]

If I can't manage to follow stuff, I have to put 15 seconds

Sometimes it's even 5

[hushed marsh]

Ive known for awhile you cant follow it

[grizzled meadow]

I'm not even helping 24/7

I'm waiting for the launcher

[heady crow]

This aint even about gender shit but just your understanding of the language 😭

[hushed marsh]

Thats why you hate my split messages lol

[grizzled meadow]

[grizzled meadow]

Now more than ever but I can't hate you ❤️

[somber warren]

no i am sure its the gender stuff

[grizzled meadow]

God I love Kanye

[hushed marsh]

Kanye has had a total mental breakdown

dude is off the rails now

[midnight tree]

Oh yeha

He went full bad goy

[heady crow]

What getting back on Twitter does to a mf

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XewD5nsQW_s

Best edit

[hushed marsh]

Guy legit needs therapy

[hushed marsh]

actually fuck it he needs to be in a psych ward

[midnight tree]

Nah he's fine

I like nutheads

[somber warren]

he needed to be in therapy years ago, why now?

[hushed marsh]

Oh Im not denying he needed it long ago

[somber warren]

this guy is fucked

there is no going back

[hushed marsh]

but he needs it now more than ever

[midnight tree]

He's gonna get taken out by the CIA soon

[hushed marsh]

CIA gaslighing Kanye into a mass shooting when

[hushed marsh]

Using Genesis 1:1 as an argument doesnt make sense

[onyx birch]

So true

[hushed marsh]

It only says god created the earth

not the living things on it

[heady crow]

Hopefully then the amount of feds here would be reduced

[somber warren]

just 2 ppl living in the moment. And then this guy hating on God. Not bussin fr fr

[plucky void]

Masta Broose*

[plucky void]

and we created god

[somber warren]

Dooty Propaganda

time for freedom propaganda

[onyx birch]

Freedumb

[grizzled meadow]

https://hackertyper.net/

You're welcome

[onyx birch]

and once again the faction wars continue for more than 9 years

[hushed marsh]

the arguments themselves have lasted even longer on stalker forums

[heady crow]

Love you falco

[slim osprey]

I fucking love Majima

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/RcIV5tU_Zik

[onyx birch]

“But dooty arbitrary and stupid”
“But Freedumb smoke weed and fuck bloodsuckers”

[onyx birch]

For more than 9 years the same shit

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-chad-gif-18386674

[somber warren]

no one said i didn't like smoking weed and fucking bloodsuckers

[slate crown]

[onyx birch]

[somber warren]

No stop it

[hushed marsh]

home of schizoposting

[slim osprey]

KUZE

[somber warren]

someone needs to make a Freedom Radio phonk edit

[heady crow]

Pledge of a demon

[slim osprey]

Never got bored of Kuze

[heady crow]

Same

[slim osprey]

We need a Kuze everywhere system

Just like Majima

[plucky void]

the actor they based Kuze on is a total chad