🎪bruh-fart

[placid sail]

I sure hope Mordor payments aren't banned in Nam either

[slate crown]

alright I'll let her like know

calculating the price rn, and yes i hope so

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[slate crown]

@placid sail

final price is 82.5 $

[heady crow]

Bz can eat for 2 weeks for that much 😭

[slate crown]

ikr?

[placid sail]

dang

[heady crow]

Thankfully my charisma got me a free one

[slate crown]

I'll ask for a discount in exchange for a "favor"

[heady crow]

😭

[placid sail]

godspeed my mans

[heady crow]

Time to commission the entirety of brainfart. Beg for a bulk price reduction

[placid sail]

also we should probably try making a little test transfer so your sweetheart won't work for nothing in case I'm cockblocked in your country too

[slate crown]

@placid sail 80$ final price, with my ass on the line 💀

[placid sail]

damn dude

[slate crown]

artists are a wild breed

[placid sail]

your ass was estimated for 2 bucks

but fair enough

[slate crown]

[placid sail]

her work must be compensated appropriately

[fading shuttle]

how can such a phat fuckin ass be worth 2.5 usd

[slate crown]

"used" ass retail price 💀

[placid sail]

let me try sending you like one dollar, and if it works, we can begin

hit me up with info in dms

[heady crow]

Whats the commission anyways

[placid sail]

pango and his gf as alchemist from dota 2

[heady crow]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[placid sail]

would be a cute brainfart meme + I would be pleased with supporting a small local business

[heady crow]

Nah man she should give a reduced price for that mfer commission

Ahahahahhaha

[heady crow]

Also pango im still in love with your pfp

Well pfp too but meant the chat backround

[slate crown]

yeye

[placid sail]

lol I just noticed

true neko arc connoisseur

[slate crown]

both of us can see it and she knows i love neco arc so she doesn't change it

[oblique hearth]

I can draw items with humongous penises, dm me for commission

[slate crown]

@placid sail check dms for banking info

[oblique hearth]

Did we just witness scamming on this channel?

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[slate crown]

bruh 💀

[heady crow]

Supporting pangos weed usage

[fading shuttle]

10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy

[heady crow]

BRING THAT SHIT KAZUMA

[slate crown]

nah that's purely my money, I'm not letting her fuel my zaza addiction

[oblique hearth]

there will be soon. Witcher 3 Next gen edition

[grizzled meadow]

10 YEARS IN THE JOINT

[grizzled meadow]

WERE YOU SOMEONE'S PRISON BITCH?

[slate crown]

why are you yelling at me

[grizzled meadow]

WHAT, YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/xqcl-xqc-stare-gif-23886459

[grizzled meadow]

WWWOOOWWW

[slate crown]

man im dead 💀

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-gif-25720883

[grizzled meadow]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏AH-AH👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-xqc-wot-xqcow-gif-26504210

gamer posture

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/XewD5nsQW_s

It ain't no joke

[grizzled meadow]

So true

[narrow lotus]

b@alls

[slate crown]

@slate crown

[urban ocean]

Oh that wasn't a quality statement. The whole time I was just like WTF?

[heady crow]

WHAT, YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?

[slate crown]

DON KAY

[abstract path]

Perhaps

[slate crown]

of course you were

no judgement, since I'd probably do the same to survive

[narrow lotus]

no furry

i hear that Scorn game sucked

dissapointing or smth

[fading shuttle]

scorn has damn good art direction

just not a lot of gameplay

[slate crown]

"game look good, but boring"

that's basically the reviews i saw

[abstract path]

man, he just like me fr

[narrow lotus]

eh they can only improve from there i guess

[narrow lotus]

[grizzled meadow]

It's because the whole thing was advertised as a "Doom" game

[narrow lotus]

again with the self pity Crystal

[grizzled meadow]

Or at least as a "shoot stuff" type of game

[narrow lotus]

i will get my emojis out then

[grizzled meadow]

With guns and all

[slate crown]

i think scorn is just supposed to be a piece of art

[abstract path]

It is

[slate crown]

at least that's from my perspective

[abstract path]

Gore art in fact

But

That's...

Quite obvious

[slate crown]

not "gore art" you numb skull, im talking about Ridley Scott

[abstract path]

Ah

[narrow lotus]

Alo?

[slate crown]

more specifically H.R. Gigers works

[fading shuttle]

its sort of biomechanical, but instead of mechanics its

parasitic?

[abstract path]

Yes!

So...

...what if we are machine?

[narrow lotus]

brain is braining more than farting it seems with u guys

[slate crown]

the game is supposed to be an homage to the glory days of Ridley Scott movies about the Prometheus and shit

like a love letter

but too bad the zoomers don't get their dopamine fix every 2 seconds to realize that

[fading shuttle]

i feel like doom eternal went too spastic to be enjoyable consistently, but doom 2016 was too slow to be fun for a prolonged period

[slate crown]

that was one hell of a typo ledi

[narrow lotus]

u saw nothing

[slate crown]

but at least we can all agree that the movies were shit

[fading shuttle]

dunno, never watched them

[narrow lotus]

yeah i agree , i couldnt finish 2016 even tho i played the shit out of it to be fair , on hard difficulty so i died alot

its just , everytime i got a breathing space , it was actually more mobs

tatakae, tatakae

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/756837827513155615/1033507850569404476/braap.mp4

[slate crown]

ledy turning to the dark side

[abstract path]

That's me every 5 seconds

[narrow lotus]

That was Light Yagami laugh at the end right?

[narrow lotus]

Literally when i was at the pub during friday nights with my friends there was always that couple that needed a room

[eager quest]

i would fucking kill that person if theyd have done that to me

if i were the dude who did the puzzle

[narrow lotus]

ye i feel that was rly disrespectful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcN8OVlTmF8

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/295647670712795137/1033700107922714662/20221023_191502.jpg

[slate crown]

don't know what that is but I'll just say yes

[narrow lotus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C65oaIHsdYM

culture yourself noob

[slate crown]

not all of us have time to watch anime

[narrow lotus]

i only watch the good anime

i am a true sigma

[upbeat bobcat]

[slate crown]

i know anime but don't watch them

not anymore at least

[narrow lotus]

[slate crown]

glad i grew out of that phase

[narrow lotus]

unfrotunately i know ppl who dont....and their facebook page is questionable

[slate crown]

fr

💀

[grizzled meadow]

Double Twomad got me

[abstract path]

Seargent balls

[slate crown]

lost to toe man

[narrow lotus]

please stay clear of the crime scene

[abstract path]

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/-QrnP-gec7I

"natural steroids"

bro I can't 💀

[abstract path]

Natural what?!?!?

[slate crown]

this is why i stay clear off of fitness social media industry

so fuckin retarded it's not even funny

[dawn zephyr]

[abstract path]

If then dopamine but that can only be caused by love hormones

[dawn zephyr]

My body produces test and gh therefor injecting them is natty

[abstract path]

Yes

[slate crown]

actually

[abstract path]

A goofy goober

[narrow lotus]

i was gonna say that doesnt exist what the f

[slate crown]

what makes it even worse is that they're advertising to fucking children

[dawn zephyr]

Fuck pwo makes me so goddamm itchy

[abstract path]

🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿

[dawn zephyr]

Derek mpmd moment

Remember when he shilled bug roids

[slate crown]

daddy noel is the only influencer I listen to

[dawn zephyr]

Each bottle cost more than a bottle ot anavar

[slate crown]

yea that was something

[dawn zephyr]

Yet had less effect than one pill of anavar

[stone blade]

alo

[slate crown]

alo

[dawn zephyr]

I know tards who bought the stuff

[slate crown]

irl?

[dawn zephyr]

Nah but they were fairly close e friends

[abstract path]

Bro i wouldn't wonder lmfao

[dawn zephyr]

My irl friends aren't that retarded

[narrow lotus]

yes my classmates used to

[slate crown]

close enough

[abstract path]

So their result now?

[dawn zephyr]

Empty wallet

[narrow lotus]

only one of them got the baloon look , the rest stopped luckily

[slate crown]

probably injecting their 4th dose of heroin behind a wendy's parking lot

[abstract path]

Lucky for the rest of em

[narrow lotus]

we dont have wendy here sir, can i invite u in the Lidl parking lot instead?

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow

hello

moderator staff

[abstract path]

That proly too

[real tinsel]

i require assistance

[slate crown]

sure

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE_ofAg8POY

this music has been playing inside of my head for the past 38 hours

[abstract path]

What are you trying to do

[slate crown]

classic khaaytil moment

[abstract path]

Ah

Wait

Nvm

[real tinsel]

i'm not complaining i actually like the song

[abstract path]

Nono it's fine khaatil xd

Ignore what i said

[real tinsel]

but it's interfering with my hearing as in someone will talk their regular talk things and i won't hear them because i'm vibing to this particular song

[abstract path]

Very good

Be yourself mate

And stay that way

[real tinsel]

okay

[real tinsel]

thank you crystal i'll continue to ignore people and listen to n.y. rush by Blue from cowboy bebop

[narrow lotus]

Ok

[abstract path]

[stone blade]

hi

[urban ocean]

Honestly, I'd take Jamaican chemistry

[wind forum]

he's a roadman, blud

dunno 'bout dem tings, yea?

[eager quest]

@abstract path

:)

[abstract path]

Roastet

:v

[eager quest]

what does this have to do with my threat

[abstract path]

Why does it have to relate to your threat

Bucko

[eager quest]

you will not wake up next time you go to bed

dont sleep

[abstract path]

I hope i don't wake up now then

Lmao

[narrow lotus]

bills

[urban ocean]

https://youtu.be/4DX2QkKeByw

[wind forum]

the second one kinda hit

[urban ocean]

https://youtu.be/MyfcmVRhs6w

[slate crown]

i know over half of y'all won't even finish this vid

but fuck it

[upbeat bobcat]

I finished by skipping, you don't know me

[slate crown]

doesn't count you sexi motherfucker

[upbeat bobcat]

[slate crown]

[prime berry]

thanks now I have 7 more minutes of context for

[slate crown]

"i am alcohol"

[broken topaz]

Guys

I broke the cash register key at work

[slate crown]

BRUH

too much torque

[broken topaz]

I'm just too strong

I didn't even feel any resistance

[slate crown]

so what now?

[broken topaz]

I just suddenly had that part of the key in my hand

Well

The rest of the key is in there

[pastel quartz]

rip :c

[broken topaz]

So you can still open it by jamming the part I have into the opening

And just turning

So

It's not my problem

[slate crown]

now it's someone else's problem

[slate crown]

yea exactly

[broken topaz]

I did only cover for someone going on break

[slate crown]

poor bastard

[slate crown]

task failed successfully

[broken topaz]

Imagine what that grip and torque do tho

[wind forum]

uuuugh I can't type g*y hands in chat

[slate crown]

gae hands

git gud

[broken topaz]

My hands aren't gae

[wind forum]

[broken topaz]

They are big and strong

And veiny

I swear

[wind forum]

das homosezual grabbenflabbers

[broken topaz]

Like I cant grab fully around a monster can

[slate crown]

my hands aren't veiny at all but they are pretty worn out with scars

i was a stupid child

[broken topaz]

What changed

[slate crown]

i got less stupid

but still stoopid

[prime berry]

damn bro, so still a child

[slate crown]

screw you

[prime berry]

[broken topaz]

Ay man they're your words

Don't hate the player

[slate crown]

im only 20 but people always refer to me as "uncle" 💀

[broken topaz]

Alabama moment

[wind forum]

bro I was an uncle at 8

[slate crown]

no not THAT kind of uncle

[broken topaz]

I once dated a dude whose nickname was uncle

[prime berry]

uncle at 2 months, beat that

[broken topaz]

It was weird

[slate crown]

in my language there's multiple terms to refer to peoples ages

and uncle is mostly used for people in their 50s 💀

[wind forum]

I'll beat you mashallah

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/back-pain-hat-beard-lumbago-gif-17378042

[wind forum]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929546737889206333/965449415521349672/24829F5E-FF6F-4274-9128-FEF2AA7335EC.gif

[broken topaz]

That him fr

[slate crown]

all the freaks are here❤️

[broken topaz]

All the best people you mean

[slate crown]

yea i meant that in a good way but didn't sound like it

there we go

[broken topaz]

Recently I forgor that my name isn't Cori and ordered a package under that name. I ended up getting IDd because that happens sometimes with new drivers

And they didn't give me my package because of name mismatch

[slate crown]

[broken topaz]

[slate crown]

congratulations you played yourself

[broken topaz]

I wish it were easy to legally change my name

[slate crown]

if only

[broken topaz]

It's very very very hard here

Unless you're named Adolf stinkler

You're gonna have a hard time convincing the court

[slate crown]

my name has caused multiple problems but mostly people in my country don't know how to say it

haven't had any real documental problems yet and hopefully never

[upbeat bobcat]

balls

[slate crown]

@slate crown

[broken topaz]

Ye I haven't had any document problems

I just had a brainfart while ordering

Cause I've been going by Cori for like a year and a half now

All my friends call me that etc

[upbeat bobcat]

I didn't have my glasses on couple mins ago and I thought your name was "Corl"

Cooooooooooooooooooooorl

[broken topaz]

Cooooorl

[slate crown]

caaaaaaaaaaaarl

that kills people

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/llamas-with-hats-carl-gif-11198270

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/twd-the-walking-dead-walking-dead-carl-andrew-lincoln-gif-7611127

[slate crown]

what an ending, i cri ebry time

[broken topaz]

I used to not know Lamas with hats was an English video

Because there was a really popular German dub of it

[slate crown]

same vibes
https://youtu.be/8bnDPNvv394

[zenith grove]

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/plpfJLwBeEA

this is too uncanny

[narrow lotus]

[narrow lotus]

normal monster is best

[upbeat bobcat]

I only tried 3 flavors which was og, sugar free and some F1 driver or smn special version. I'm sugar free gang

[narrow lotus]

i hate sugar free stuff i just cant

[slate crown]

my country is only allowed to sell 3 monster flavors, regular, white and mango, no more no less

[narrow lotus]

commie much

[slate crown]

no? because my country actually cares about what people drink

[upbeat bobcat]

Ye, artificial sweeteners ain't everyone's thing.

[slate crown]

they downsized all the sugary drinks for a reason

[narrow lotus]

pfff pussiess

[slate crown]

while alcohol is still in normal cans

[narrow lotus]

on a serious note

it makes sense and it's a good change

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm sure the gov cares about you mhm

[slate crown]

they don't care, they "care"

see the difference?

[upbeat bobcat]

[oblique hearth]

every monster is fucking disgusting

[narrow lotus]

simply wrong

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-cope-gif-20110606

[upbeat bobcat]

Thanks for you input, now fuck off

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-meme-british-american-gif-25444423

[upbeat bobcat]

Free dental care yeeeeah

[slate crown]

or just brush your teeth?

[oblique hearth]

drink monster
brush your teeth
choose one

[upbeat bobcat]

You saying i don't brush hmmmmm

[slate crown]

no?

[upbeat bobcat]

I do

[oblique hearth]

We would live in a utopia if simply brushing would make your teeth stronger

[upbeat bobcat]

And I can't drink monster frequently, it's one of the most expensive beverages atm

Maybe once a month max

[oblique hearth]

sugar taxes

[slate crown]

normal drinks cost about 10k and monsters can go from 30k to 50k depending on the place that sells it

[upbeat bobcat]

Everything is air% tax once inflation exceeds 100%

[narrow lotus]

i do both cause i am not low iq

🫡

[oblique hearth]

this diet eventually will break your teeth tbh

[narrow lotus]

yeah thats true i guess, i mean drinking monster everyday is not good as well

i only drink it every once in a while

[oblique hearth]

brushing teeth is not magic

[narrow lotus]

brushing teeth helps more than u think tho

[oblique hearth]

diet is important too

[slate crown]

is it just me or do you guys teeth become brittle after drinking a single can of coke?

[narrow lotus]

they do yes , for me at least

[slate crown]

thank god im not the only one

[oblique hearth]

surely you drank only one

in your lifetime

[slate crown]

i hate coke

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/clueless-gif-24395495

[slate crown]

pepsi gang

[oblique hearth]

its the same shit

[slate crown]

no it is not

[real pebble]

Normal monster is neat cause it tastes different after you havent had one for a while

[oblique hearth]

you say sugar is different?

[slate crown]

nah they're both sweet of course but there's definitely a distinct flavor between the two

[real pebble]

Pepsi is sponsored by the soviet union

commie drink

[oblique hearth]

poor boy

[oblique hearth]

true

[slate crown]

i drink pepsi, more specifically diet lemon flavored pepsi that's only available in my country

[narrow lotus]

YES

PEPSI TWIST LEMON

my bane

[real pebble]

I think we can all agree that american sugar water is bad

sugar > corn syrup

[oblique hearth]

I dont drink any of them

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[slate crown]

bro they even putting antidepressants in the tap water 💀

[narrow lotus]

i drink what i want and enjoy life as i want

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[slate crown]

also i don't drink pepsi or coke as is

[real pebble]

penis lust do kinda go up after drinking tap water doe

[oblique hearth]

water gang

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[slate crown]

i only drink soda when im eating

or water yea

if im too poor that day I'll settle with ice cold water

[real pebble]

I drink vodka and eat cigarettes we are not the same

[oblique hearth]

thats you guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHj4Z7qjnaQ

[slate crown]

[narrow lotus]

i do like sparkling water tho and i have one next to my desk always

[slate crown]

assmongoloid is definitely built different

[oblique hearth]

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-top-g-lord-tate-gif-26112388

[real pebble]

Is that like 3 bottles of barbecue sauce

built different

[oblique hearth]

average american

[slate crown]

A1, hell yeah brudder

[wind forum]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/722055126830940211/1033746633839616112/unknown.png

who survives longest in the zone

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/770094079102681198/1033495162652983356/dude_thats_my_drink_what_the_hell_man.mov

[oblique hearth]

russian xman

[real pebble]

idk what garry from the pub is doing there

[oblique hearth]

Men of War, great game

they made another one

[real pebble]

Im not good at it so its bad

[pastel quartz]

ur actually just wrong im sorri

[real pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-rogan-ice-bath-red-face-pooping-poop-gif-22552797

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/arnold-schwarzenegger-muscles-pecs-bodybuilder-gif-23858970

[plucky void]

did you see they announced MoW2?

[narrow lotus]

Sure

[real pebble]

funny dog in my tarkov

[pastel quartz]

this ones the best

[narrow lotus]

actually dont think i have this one here

[real pebble]

I feel like if I drank that in public I'd get hatecrimed

[oblique hearth]

The only good Monser Juice is cum

[pastel quartz]

thats cause ur weak

[real pebble]

I'll have you know I'm a big boy

[plucky void]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1128860/Men_of_War_II/

Steam

Men of War II

Experience World War II real-time strategy gameplay like never before! Men of War II, the new chapter in the evolution of the top-rated RTS franchise, brings you more units with different specializations to lead, pinpoint historical accuracy, and new levels of visual and audio excellence, all combined with the series’ original heart-pounding act...

Release Date

2023

▶ Play video

[real pebble]

My mom says I'm the strongest

[oblique hearth]

in bed?

[real pebble]

brid

[plucky void]

p!birb

[plucky void]

holy shit looks AI-generated

[oblique hearth]

how

[real pebble]

the ai thought my birds on a keyboard video was nsfw i cri

[oblique hearth]

its just a picture

p!birb

[slate crown]

ugh

[wind forum]

yooooo Men of War

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy3lfAEULVs

[wind forum]

God only knows how long I've spent creating my own missions and never saving them

[slate crown]

im speechless

[sudden elm]

theres a ww2 dlc for it

[slate crown]

yea i can't even send rat dancing

[wind forum]

Dunno why they keep releasing what is essentially Men of War under completely different names

gates of hell included

[sudden elm]

they kinda fell off

shouldve just made men of war 3 instead of ostfront

[real pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/ratjam-jam-rat-rat-dance-gif-19853529

I like this rat

[wind forum]

They should have made uhhh

hold up let me fact check

[real pebble]

WW1 rts would be neat

[wind forum]

Okay they did not make Jagged Alliance Back in Action

[real pebble]

Aggressively throw waves of men against the enemy trenches

Brotherhood

[wind forum]

The best part of MoW are the mods

40k mod goes hard

[plucky void]

ww1 rts would be infantry camping trenches while you spam howitzer fire

[real pebble]

I cant play 40k stuff because Im not trans

[slate crown]

first one had me dying 💀

[pastel quartz]

?

[wind forum]

Oh you are correct!!!

[real pebble]

?

[pastel quartz]

thats not a steryotype or anything

ive never heard those two being assosciated

[real pebble]

That is because I can literally never say anything correct

It's part of my contract

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-what-wat-gif-12622873

[sudden elm]

https://tenor.com/view/saul-zaza-gif-26215276

[slate crown]

old man is confusion

[plucky void]

he mixed 40k up with airsoft

[slate crown]

[real pebble]

I was trying to be funny guys stop bullying me

[wind forum]

40k is the airsoft of science fiction

[plucky void]

alright, to clarify

40k is femboys

tarkov is furries

[real pebble]

tarkov is furries?

[wind forum]

unfortunately

this is why I don't play it

[real pebble]

How does that happen

[plucky void]

I play the offline pirated version

so you could call me a closet furry of sorts

[real pebble]

what is it about angry russian men shooting eachother that furries like

[plucky void]

[narrow lotus]

ALO WHO THE FUCK IS THIS

Ledy

[wind forum]

exertion and sweat

[oblique hearth]

who plays dota

god damnnn

hell naaaah 💀

[wind forum]

got damn this dude playing dota 💀

[plucky void]

as Oracle, even

[wind forum]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-moai-people-playground-meme-bruh-meme-gif-21720340

[real pebble]

Our young generation is clearly lost man, like, clearly lost.

[plucky void]

with SUBTITLES ON

[heady crow]

Dota

Its our lords year 2022 and mfs are playing dota

[plucky void]

vi sitter här i Venten
och spelar lite Dota

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE9ir6nJ95Q

Wake up babe, new civvie video

[slate crown]

NO CLASS TOMORROW

im getting fucked up TONIGHT

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/knuckles-meme-meme-approved-sonic-stamp-gif-17417455

[plucky void]

NO WORK TOMORROW

[real pebble]

PAIN TOMORROW

[slate crown]

classic monday moment

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-political-gif-21438301

[ornate tulip]

As someone in a technical college, i can F E E L that relief and excitement. Party hard my guy 🍻

[real pebble]

tf a technical college

is it technically a college

[heady crow]

When we get drunk on call tho :////

[narrow lotus]

1 week holiday i leave to the mountains tommorow

https://tenor.com/view/friday-bear-breakdance-gif-4931693

[slate crown]

you know im too shy for that bruno 😳

[heady crow]

Then get even more fucked up

[slate crown]

[heady crow]

In return ill come out of the closet to my crush

[slate crown]

ok, shit just got real

[real pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-rogan-ice-bath-red-face-pooping-poop-gif-22552797

[slate crown]

need i remind you that i share a room with someone and my setup is right next to a window that's always open so it's very hard for me to be fucked up and go on call, i might get carried away and get the cops called on me (which happened)

[heady crow]

@slate crown

[slate crown]

💀

[grizzled meadow]

Of course you follow Civvie

[slate crown]

that smelly bong water do be hitting different 💀

[real pebble]

I mostly just scream tarkov voicelines at students passing by when Im drunk because I am retarded

[heady crow]

Dw the neighbors will only hear the most 🏳️‍🌈 shit imaginable

[slate crown]

that's exactly what I'm worried about

[heady crow]

Understandable since you play tarkov

[slate crown]

how about I'll just join in to hear you talk and respond accordingly in game

[heady crow]

"Ill show you whos the boss of this gym"

[slate crown]

hope ares can join tho, he's been radio silent for awhile

[heady crow]

Doesent want to talk bcs i wont play d2

:(

[slate crown]

oh come on

such a stupid reason too

[heady crow]

Just my theory

[slate crown]

bruh 💀

[heady crow]

[slate crown]

i even got the Arbalest from a drop i wanted to show him

[plucky void]

I've been posting his videos ever since I joined this server

[slate crown]

fuck xur for selling that Arbalest

i don't need a fuckin dlc bitch

[heady crow]

Dm him

[slate crown]

yea but I don't wanna disturb him, might be doing something important from his new job

[heady crow]

Dw ive already disturbed him after ghosting him a few days earlier

[slate crown]

also your art is almost done

[oblique hearth]

yeah

[real pebble]

what does what does that mean

[slate crown]

it's

[heady crow]

Shes got cake

[heady crow]

[real pebble]

[oblique hearth]

and balls

[oblique hearth]

could you show us the work?

I swear I'm not going to download it

[slate crown]

of course, it's literally #🎪bruh-fart fanart

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357063673266831371/1033755000079405086/spooky_spooked_spook.mp4

[oblique hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/spooky-dance-dancing-skeleton-gif-15740305

[pastel quartz]

[heady crow]

Me

[stone blade]

alo

[swift scarab]

I live

[plucky void]

directed by michael bay

[swift scarab]

As per usual

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/escape-from-the-city-sa2-waffle-gif-3551076

[slate crown]

@heady crow u there?

[swift scarab]

Think he’s still asleep for now

[stone blade]

alo

@slate crown

[slate crown]

damn

nvm he's there

[heady crow]

There where

[stone blade]

Iam here

[slate crown]

i present to you

[stone blade]

time to sex

[slate crown]

@heady crow

[stone blade]

Literally bruno

[slate crown]

but wait

there's more

[stone blade]

[stone blade]

hot

now sex

[slate crown]

hah you al'eady know

[stone blade]

I am the anti homo prophet

[slate crown]

i think he died

[stone blade]

I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess

[slate crown]

literally speechless

[stone blade]

speeches

speech + peaches

[slate crown]

auto correct moment

[stone blade]

auto homo

[heady crow]

😭😭😭

Its perfect

[slate crown]

me when i was born

[stone blade]

now kiss

[slate crown]

ok I'll kiss you ivan

bring those juicy lips over here

[stone blade]

only gn kiss for the homies

[slate crown]

oh...yea... definitely...no homo of course haha...

[stone blade]

ihh yes

Turbo homo you are

[slate crown]

and it was fucking worth it

[slate crown]

if you looked up the definition for homosexuality, you'll see a picture of me

[stone blade]

and bruno

[heady crow]

No idea what you did to your gf to make this happen but i love you for it

[slate crown]

it was worth my ass being destroyed

so fuckin worth it

[stone blade]

what

[heady crow]

Win win

[slate crown]

make bruno happy: complete

mission passed bois

[slate crown]

COD of Duty

[stone blade]

CALL OF DICK

⁉️⁉️❓❓❓

truee???

[stone blade]

❓❓❓

[slate crown]

@heady crow

guess all that coloring took a toll on her

[stone blade]

that's a crusty ass sock

[heady crow]

Dw ill treat you guys to some good food while here if you ever visit

[stone blade]

treat them with sustromming

:)

[slate crown]

I'd try that tbh

[slate crown]

i know what it is, and i want to try

[stone blade]

where is khatyl

i miss him

[ionic hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/953307230273409076/1033451536019365909/terror.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/329756985614663681/1033421478219227136/most_british_scotsman.mp4

[slate crown]

confirmation

[heady crow]

AYYYYYY

WE ON THAT SHIT

[slate crown]

gang gang

[ionic hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/479030048788185128/1031582375253131354/y1HpRpV7sx7bosCO.mp4

[stone blade]

trip to bulgaria?

[slate crown]

💀

[heady crow]

The cottage Will be yours to stay for however long you want

Remember booze is expensive here

[slate crown]

siiick

[slate crown]

nah I'm more interested in the kind of zaza you might have, I'm not that big on drinking anyways

[slate crown]

hope your bed has a strong frame though

[slate crown]

ay yooo

[tame hazel]

good evening

[slim osprey]

Hello

[slate crown]

henlo

[stone blade]

jokes on you
i already have a meat I jerk 😎

[tame hazel]

can i help?

[slim osprey]

Homosexual behavior

[slate crown]

oh like you wouldn't jump in at the first opportunity

[slim osprey]

Only with a cute subby boy

[slate crown]

ONLY?

[slim osprey]

Okay

Mostly

Perhaps

[slate crown]

there we go, that sounds more accurate

[slim osprey]

Idk they need to be hot

Or I need to be drunk

[slate crown]

i don't care about appearance, i care about what's deep inside

[slim osprey]

I'm gonna be deep inside you boy

[slate crown]

try me

[slim osprey]

[slate crown]

im lovin this new emote

[slim osprey]

It's useful

[slate crown]

very

[slim osprey]

Tho my all time favorite is this one right here

[slate crown]

yoike

[slim osprey]

Damn wrong thing

[slate crown]

pff

[slim osprey]

There we go

[slate crown]

is that Wendigoon?

[slim osprey]

Idk

But he looks like literally me

[slate crown]

wtf he looks exactly like him

[grizzled meadow]

Remembering @west owl

[slate crown]

also falco have you seen brunos art?

[grizzled meadow]

Send

[slim osprey]

My reaction to that information

[slate crown]

@grizzled meadow here

[slim osprey]

We anti clock in here

[grizzled meadow]

[slate crown]

talk to da händ

[slim osprey]

Falco I had a really good night last night

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/you-know-it-arnold-schwarzenegger-stare-gif-12085894

[slim osprey]

My friend passed out drunk next to me

[slate crown]

yea yea tell him the story

[slim osprey]

There isn't much to tell

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSD4vsh1zDA

[slim osprey]

But we went out and my bro got hammered hard

Threw up 3 times in like 15 minutes

[grizzled meadow]

Pfp when

[haughty shore]

i ate 2 kilos of mutton, chicken, prawn and fish in the afternoon and threw up half of it now.

[slate crown]

now.

[grizzled meadow]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[slim osprey]

But did you pass out drunk

[haughty shore]

@slim osprey No just smoked 1 joint

[slate crown]

5 second rule

[grizzled meadow]

Too bad the 5 second rule doesn't really work

https://tenor.com/view/michael-vsauce-closeup-gif-10197695

[slate crown]

of course it fucking doesn't, that's just an excuse we made up to eat food that touched the ground

[slim osprey]

Shut up science man

Bacteria isn't real anyways

Have you seen it with your own eyes?

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-and-vsauce-michael-stevens-gif-25102295

[urban ocean]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srluwPlESQ4

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-stephens-vsauce-mind-on-isolation-gif-26028082

[slate crown]

damn he really hitting me with a vsooce gif

[heady crow]

Dw its made of metal

[eager quest]

@grizzled meadow since youre here

and you didnt answer last time

[slate crown]

about to be bent metal once I'm done with that ass

[eager quest]

i found a skyrim mod which makes imperials speak italian

should i turn it on? yes or no

ill still kill them but maybe i have more fun with this enabled

damn my cat keeps stepping on my keyboard

[eager quest]

from what?

ur weight?

[heady crow]

Yeah? The leather club is 2 Blocks that way

[slate crown]

fok yew

[heady crow]

Also the bed will be broken by your gfs actions most likely

[slate crown]

💀

[slim osprey]

💀

[slate crown]

also yes

[eager quest]

500 kg god?

[slate crown]

-400

[eager quest]

i know my body fat went mostly into my balls

but

[slate crown]

i don't think that's healthy 💀

pls go see a doctor

[eager quest]

my balls are too big and heavy

unlike yours

submissive

like-to-get-pegged

[slate crown]

yea because there's cancer cells growing in them 💀

[eager quest]

how would you know?

[slim osprey]

I think that's called a tumor

[slate crown]

there's literally no reason else for testicles to become big and swollen

[eager quest]

my balls dropped

did yours?

[slate crown]

well there's 1 reason, but you get my point

[eager quest]

throwing that shit at the wall

[grizzled meadow]

You didn't ask

[slate crown]

bitchy today are we?

[eager quest]

i did

[grizzled meadow]

Why not

[eager quest]

LETS GOOOOOOOO

[grizzled meadow]

Not to me directly

[eager quest]

I KILL ITALIANS IN SKYRIM

[grizzled meadow]

You just said "this turn into this"

[slate crown]

i like my short balls, im immune to testicular torsion

[slim osprey]

[heady crow]

Thank god for that

[slim osprey]

Nice mental image

[heady crow]

I can say that it isnt a good time

[slate crown]

you did that to yourself

[slim osprey]

You suffered testicular torsion?

[heady crow]

Yea

[slim osprey]

I never blamed you

Damn

[slate crown]

fair fair

[slim osprey]

As a fellow man, I'm sorry for you Bruno

[eager quest]

@grizzled meadow watch an imperial suddenly turn into stormcloak as soon as i put my sword through his chest

[slate crown]

yea same bruno

[heady crow]

And i didnt even know that it was testicular torsion till i watched that one sam onella vid 2 years later

[slate crown]

i do not wish that even on my worst enemies

[eager quest]

i dont tell many people this but

[slim osprey]

Worst thing that happened to my balls was a pretty strong kick

[eager quest]

ive had surgery on my left nut when i was 1 year old

[slim osprey]

Was on the ground for 15 minutes cause I couldn't stand

[slim osprey]

Can I ask why?

[eager quest]

dont care dont remember

lol

[slate crown]

tell me you got a fake testicle because that would be fuckin awsome

[slim osprey]

Fair enough

[heady crow]

I was shaking on the toilet due to the pain and the shaking caused more pain

[eager quest]

nah

[slate crown]

damn

[eager quest]

last time i took a kick in the balls i just stood there for like 2 seconds realizing i barely felt anything

so i just started chasing the person that did it to me

must have been a scary experience for them

[slate crown]

he's unstoppable

[slim osprey]

God damn

[eager quest]

i felt the kick but not much pain

[slim osprey]

He's the next step in man evolution

[slate crown]

whenever someone did try to kick me in the nuts I'll just use my giant thighs to clamp down their legs

[eager quest]

i was next to a wall as well so i couldnt dodge too much

[eager quest]

i took it right on the nuts

but then didnt react

and was like "come here you little shit"

[slate crown]

I'd shit myself if i was that child

[eager igloo]

Just stop saying female

[heady crow]

The test says we are 100% compatible

[eager quest]

benefit of the doubt tho, he didnt land TOO good of a kick

was still a strong one tho

i know the guy and he hits decently

so its not like i got hit by 1 cm/h kick

[slate crown]

I've experienced a ball tap and even that sent me on my knees, can't imagine what a full kick in the man jewels feels like 💀

[slim osprey]

It hurts

I suffered it

[slate crown]

oh yea definitely

[slim osprey]

Was during Taekwondo practice too, so that bitch carried a lot of force

[heady crow]

Ive only felt it once when i was 8

[slate crown]

well that pfp was short lived

💀

[eager quest]

i only felt the impact of his leg slamming into my nuts and then the weak sensation of it

it didnt stop me from chasing the dude

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/951927118177132567/1033719687751667823/VID_20221018_190640_818.mp4

[heady crow]

Bro i cant say the shit i say with the img of my real face there 😭

[slim osprey]

Amogus sus sussy baka

[eager quest]

anyways time to play skyrim with over 1k mods for the entire fucking night

[slim osprey]

Average bottom

[eager quest]

cuz this playthrough will take approximately 500 hours

[slate crown]

nah nah it's alright

[eager quest]

yall i need sick journal entries

https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/13570 i got this

i currently have 5 chapters/categories

sick mod btw ^

[slim osprey]

@heady crow

[eager quest]

me when i see crystal

[heady crow]

Id say the same but id get put in jail

[slim osprey]

[eager quest]

https://tenor.com/view/borzoi-snoopa-lord-foog-dog-funny-gif-20125052

[grizzled meadow]

Without a doubt
The best video on here
Period
Literally first place

[stone blade]

Me

[slate crown]

yey

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/323779754513924106/1033789570560577656/VID_20221013_105552_167.mp4

[eager quest]

life of a bulgarian

[slate crown]

hey @eager quest we found your other nut

[eager quest]

i didnt lose it mf

its still here

want proof?

[slate crown]

i mean....

[slim osprey]

[eager quest]

dms open?

[slate crown]

im scared but shoot

go for it

[eager quest]

im not actually gonna send u my ballsack wtf

[slate crown]

no balls lookin ass

[eager quest]

gonna send the long one instead

i mean

my cat

damn

[slate crown]

cat stepped on keyboard again?

ah alright then

[eager quest]

yeah

[slate crown]

damn your cat's a freak bro

he tried to send me a pic of his nuts

[slate crown]

i called him no balls because he got spayed

[slate crown]

dammit

[glad carbon]

Gakster life

😌

[sudden elm]

https://tenor.com/view/hes-just-like-me-fr-vatican-papal-states-sigma-hes-just-like-me-gif-26405637

[slate crown]

fr fr ong no cap deadass, on a stack

[wind forum]

I didnt notice the amoingus

[fading shuttle]

based meme

[glad carbon]

[sonic bone]

aint this the zhumaysinba guy?

[slate crown]

no he's van darkholmes

[stable jacinth]

deer anime

[heady crow]

Its Van Darkholme

[slate crown]

potato potato

[gloomy roost]

https://twitter.com/Sin_Salt/status/1583970684253786112?t=GMxJ7vio_LjJzI28x3fdNA&s=33

Salt (@Sin_Salt)

I don't have enough skill nor breast milk.
damn. 😔

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[slate crown]

@heady crow

[heady crow]

Nah internet just trolled me so i didnt see your msg