oh god another American
#🎪bruh-fart
elder lark
who's american?
urban ocean
hushed marsh
The google logo got injured :(
narrow lotus
Lol
elder lark
ggle
urban ocean
oh no lol
wide bough
oh god another American
AuuuGGGGHHHHH
placid sail
what even is that
urban ocean
now cat gonna ban me
urban ocean
most sane cooking program
placid sail
it's like Harold Hide the Pain got himself a cooking show
urban ocean
hushed marsh
All 3 are muslims
urban ocean
narrow lotus
Perrkele
hushed marsh
vittu saatana
hushed marsh
is this why you hate new york?
urban ocean
is this why you hate new york?
one of many reasons, I used to be a former resident, so I've witnessed the atrocities first hand
hushed marsh
You survived, we're lucky to still have you
urban ocean
placid sail
woke up this morning, got myself some gabagool
narrow lotus
Thats exactly what u wanna see at a rave party
urban ocean
You survived, we're lucky to still have you
I might not survive Cat when he wakes up though
hushed marsh
🙏
hushed marsh
I survived being born in Quebec, so I understand the struggle
placid sail
oh hey so you're from Canada
hushed marsh
Yes
placid sail
neat
urban ocean
urban ocean
I survived being born in Quebec, so I understand the struggle
Why is montreal such a shit hole? I visited there once and never again
hushed marsh
No idea, but if you went to Quebec City, you would think Montreal was a million times better
urban ocean
My wife and I vacationing: Hey, we're close to the Canadian border and we have our passports, let's take a road trip to montreal
Border crossing was fine, Canadian Border patrol was super nice and friendly
travel the country side
lovely
rustic
hushed marsh
Your first mistake was going to Quebec, it was all over from there man
urban ocean
get to montreal, looks like an american city
get off the highway exit
fucking homeless guy jumps on the hood of my car and starts spraying my window
hushed marsh
You're lucky you didnt get into a car crash on the way there, thats like a one of a million
urban ocean
So I give the homeless guy 3 bucks to stop and ask him for the nearest commuter lot
he gives me directions
REDLIGHTDISTRICT.EXE
hushed marsh
Did you notice how everyone with a QC license plate has dents in their car?
urban ocean
ye
get out of the car and pay for parking
turn around
fucking LURCH approaches me
"Repent now for planet X and apophis are going to collide with the earth!"
I haven't been in montreal for more than 5 minutes
hushed marsh
Everyone smokes crack
urban ocean
walk through the redlight district and finally find some normalcy
hushed marsh
do you know what neighbourhood you were in?
urban ocean
see a starbucks and a mom and pop bakery
urban ocean
do you know what neighbourhood you were in?
no idea
we decide to support the bakery
go inside
FRENCH
I order in english
barista looks at me like I just committed a capital offense
placid sail
it seems like my second-hand experience of other countries is severely outdated
urban ocean
I have no idea what neighborhood I was in. But I walked down the street, past through the red light district and came to a cafe just across from starbucks
broken topaz
The French are surprisingly unwilling to speak anything but french
Even if they can
They often just refuse to
urban ocean
The French are surprisingly unwilling to speak anything but french
the manager begrudgingly took my order
urban ocean
we decide to walk around and visit all the shops
broken topaz
Can suck a fat one
urban ocean
about an hour into the trip, some fucking meth addict starts following us
I don't say anything but I'm keeping an eye on him
eventually we have to stop and wait to cross the street
hushed marsh
Yeah you somehow managed to visit all the worst parts
urban ocean
he approaches and asked for some cash to get mcdonalds
I say I don't have cash, but I can buy him food if he needs it
swift scarab
urban ocean
Then the dude flew off the fucking handle
hushed marsh
He didnt actually want McDonalds, you knew that
urban ocean
"THEN GO TO THE FUCKIN ATM AND TAKE SOME CASH OUT"
urban ocean
He didnt actually want McDonalds, you knew that
oh I knew, it's just my standard response
hushed marsh
Yeah
hushed marsh
This is fun, Im liking this story, I was born in that city lol
eager quest
@urban ocean stormcloaks or imperials?
urban ocean
This is fun, Im liking this story, I was born in that city lol
it was interesting seeing all the homeless
urban ocean
<@110873920457969664> stormcloaks or imperials?
neither
hushed marsh
Yeah, thats a big city problem in NA in general though to be fair
urban ocean
like, the interesting thing wasn't all the homeless
urban ocean
nord main?
si
it was that all the homeless had dogs
and the dogs looked in way better shape than their owners
broken topaz
Not unusual
heady crow
hushed marsh
the pitbull breed of dogs are banned in Quebec as a result
urban ocean
walked by a medical facility
broken topaz
Noo not the innocent Pitbull infant annihilators
heady crow
the pitbull breed of dogs are banned in Quebec as a result
More 4 year olds for the elites
urban ocean
dudes with fucking holes in their faces waiting only to get told they were scheduled for like 3 months later
on the way back to the car
placid sail
jeez
urban ocean
stopped at an italian restaurant
hushed marsh
why does every american have to eventually reach social healthcare as their topic
urban ocean
run by albanians
and the waitress was estonian
who didn't speak albanian, italian, french or english
hushed marsh
yes, these are immigrants
heady crow
urban ocean
we get mexicalis
hushed marsh
I have one, its my favourite thing ever
swift scarab
why does every american have to eventually reach social healthcare as their topi...
Tends to happen when you can’t afford healthcare to begin with
heady crow
I have one, its my favourite thing ever
I want one :(
broken topaz
Ive got one
hushed marsh
broken topaz
It's so frickin goof
urban ocean
@hushed marsh but yeah, I've been to canada a few times, I've enjoyed all my trips there.
broken topaz
urban ocean
Despite Trudeau, it's a nice country
pastel quartz
<:bla:920840428914356254><:haj:920840492558729237>
hushed marsh
Americans are more obsessed with hating Trudeau than any Canadian ive ever met is
swift scarab
Americans are more obsessed with hating Trudeau than any Canadian ive ever met i...
Nah, we kinda got over hating Trudeau, we just hate our own president now
urban ocean
Americans are more obsessed with hating Trudeau than any Canadian ive ever met i...
I have a bunch of Canadian friends that ended up moving down here because of him
broken topaz
Americans really love hating on things outside America
hushed marsh
Those people voted PPC no doubt, so good riddance
urban ocean
Americans really love hating on things outside America
Honestly, most americans need to leave the country and explore
swift scarab
Honestly, most americans need to leave the country and explore
See above comment on lack of funds
placid sail
Nah, we kinda got over hating Trudeau, we just hate our own president now
at least your old corrupted presidents change each other once in a while
plucky void
Americans really love hating on things outside America
ironically enough, most non-americans love hating on america 
urban ocean
Like, it's a good experience to actually visit a third world nation and see how shitty it is outside of the US
swift scarab
ironically enough, most non-americans love hating on america <:kekfacepalm:98179...
I wonder why
broken topaz
ironically enough, most non-americans love hating on america <:kekfacepalm:98179...
Yeah it's the one thing that holds together European countries
Stops us from hating eachother
real tinsel
ironically enough, most non-americans love hating on america <:kekfacepalm:98179...
america is actually hateable though
urban ocean
it's hilarious how people's tunes change about the US, UK or Canada as soon as they visit a country that's poorly managed
real tinsel
even americans hate america
which i believe @swift scarab will support me on
he started typing instantly
plucky void
america is actually hateable though
every place is
hushed marsh
i can go south and visit a 3rd world country too, its surprisingly easy
placid sail
I don't hate Italy, it's cool
swift scarab
which i believe <@758395215253209149> will support me on
I’m actively letting a 3rd party medical research company drain my blood for its plasma content so I can get $90 a week
real tinsel
every place is
yes but if you made a scale of which country is more hateable by its own people and people outside of it then america would be like at least in top 2
swift scarab
urban ocean
i can go south and visit a 3rd world country too, its surprisingly easy
I mean, everyone recognizes detroit as the third world
plucky void
source: trust me bro
placid sail
even americans hate america
hello kha why are you a monke
swift scarab
I mean, everyone recognizes detroit as the third world
You’re thinking of Chicago
Detroit’s a second world
broken topaz
I almost went to the suburbs of Chicago for vacation once
Cause a friend lives there
real tinsel
hello kha why are you a monke
the new ways were weighing me down. I prefer not putting too much work into thinking and instead masturbating in public, shitting in random places, eating banan and hanging out with my hairy buddies
broken topaz
Valued my life too much to get gang banged
placid sail
the new ways were weighing me down. I prefer not putting too much work into thin...
doing Lord's work
urban ocean
Detroit’s a second world
I've been to both places, they're both third world, but yeah chicago is worse than detroit
broken topaz
Not that kind of gang bang
swift scarab
Aw
broken topaz
My guy
urban ocean
Btw, I watched that horror movie that came out recently
called The barbarian
what an advertisement to never visit detroit if I ever saw one
Literally "Don't come to Detroit" - The movie
hushed marsh
Robocop was a PSA against Detroit too
real tinsel
Virginity gang rise up
my man is so desperate he's willing to get his ass annihilated just to feel something
swift scarab
No kidding
broken topaz
I can do that for him
swift scarab
It’s boring as hell here
I live in an area mostly full of older people in retirement
placid sail
plasma boy aching for the touch of somebody who is not old
urban ocean
I almost went to the suburbs of Chicago for vacation once
One of the companies I work for rewarded me with a week long trip to visit their facilities and they put me up in a hotel in chicago. When I read the itinerary it literally stated "Don't leave your hotel after 8pm"
broken topaz
Yea it's a thing my friend told me too lol
swift scarab
plasma boy aching for the touch of somebody who is not old
I’d track you down for sex if I had a car
swift scarab
DAMMIT
broken topaz
I’d track you down for sex if I had a car
Brainfart dating
real tinsel
no jk he's 27
broken topaz
Old
placid sail
65
real tinsel
still old
urban ocean
Yea it's a thing my friend told me too lol
Bruh, my company was like look. Don't take taxis, don't take buses, don't take public of any kind. If you need a ride, we'll send a ride to come get you. Don't go anywhere without a chaperone.
hushed marsh
So Chicago is just South Africa?
swift scarab
Bruh, my company was like look. Don't take taxis, don't take buses, don't take p...
Chicago the warzone, as per usual
swift scarab
My friend is a drug dealer so I don't think I'd be safer around him either
Depends on how popular of a dealer they are
swift scarab
Then yea no
real tinsel
they won't allow plasma boy to visit me anyway cos I'm in Mordor
he can probably visit you at the border
you'll stand between a big line and scream at each other sexual terms from a distance
urban ocean
Chicago the warzone, as per usual
Si, this was back in 2011
swift scarab
they won't allow plasma boy to visit me anyway cos I'm in Mordor
I actually got my passport last year lol
urban ocean
I ended up spending nearly all my trip in my hotel room aside from when the company requested our presence
it's okay
I got to spend the entire trip beating FEAR 3
hushed marsh
Ive actually never left this country so Im just parroting things Ive heard
placid sail
he can probably visit you at the border
it's very costly to cross it right now, from all the people trying to skidaddle away from mobilisation
very expensive sexo with american boy
broken topaz
Come to Europe
hushed marsh
I dont have a good reason to go anywhere
swift scarab
I’ve never left my local town, outside of one time I went to Houston for a baseball game
real tinsel
it's very costly to cross it right now, from all the people trying to skidaddle ...
i didn't say you'd cross it. They'd probably shoot you or something if you tried that
urban ocean
Ive actually never left this country so Im just parroting things Ive heard
problem with the US is that most of the states are the size of entire nations. So you could travel through a state for like 3 or 4 hours and still be in it.
placid sail
i didn't say you'd cross it. They'd probably shoot you or something if you tried...
nah it's possible to cross it if you're not having an active enlistment paper on your head, just expensive
urban ocean
as soon as you start going west
sure, but canada only has like 5 people living in it
stone blade
urban ocean
compared to the US
broken topaz
Yeah and the average Texan could fit one and a half europeans in their bellies
real tinsel
fantastic
swift scarab
Pretty damn good if I say so myself
hushed marsh
dont go too far west, else you'll get to the part with all the right-wing jerkoffs, and racist cattle farmers
placid sail
lesson of today: I don't really want to visit USA or Canada anymore
real tinsel
i will have the most magnificent night with this hairy gentleman
hushed marsh
unless you go all the way west, where BC is just China 2.0 now
real tinsel
I CALL BIAS
you said je rk off
urban ocean
😂
placid sail
jerk
real tinsel
the thingy doesn't like that word
placid sail
hm
swift scarab
lesson of today: I don't really want to visit USA or Canada anymore
Visit the us for the major landmarks, or to have sex with a random person, no other reason
hushed marsh
Im actually curious as to what tripped it
it seems like you wrote the same thing
lol
broken topaz
Visit the us for the major landmarks, or to have sex with a random person, no ot...
He doesn't have to go to US for sex
urban ocean
it seems like you wrote the same thing
the lack of an S
real tinsel
jerkoffs is fine
gays is also fine
swift scarab
He doesn't have to go to US for sex
I forgot prostitution was less frowned upon in other countries
real tinsel
gays is also fine
but singular form isn't
swift scarab
midnight tree
@narrow lotus i forgor that i can't join the vc's with this role, so could you take it off now?
placid sail
haha
real tinsel
<@146741297875517440> i forgor that i can't join the vc's with this role, so cou...
no you're one of us forever
no leaving
urban ocean
NO DONT DO IT
broken topaz
I forgot prostitution was less frowned upon in other countries
Yea in the city my uni is in, the red light district is a 5 min walk from the main train station
For a few euros you can have some fun
swift scarab
Yea in the city my uni is in, the red light district is a 5 min walk from the ma...
You’re in the Netherlands aren’t you
broken topaz
Nope
hushed marsh
you can also get an STD for the same price
placid sail
damn, few euros
broken topaz
Germany
placid sail
what a steal
swift scarab
Dammit
urban ocean
broken topaz
Well a few is still
Like
100
I wouldn't know the exact prices
Cause I don't go there
swift scarab
I have a boyfriend who lives a few blocks away from the Dutch Redlight District
placid sail
only 10000 rubles dude
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW it is actually more than that usually
swift scarab
He’s never been apparently
broken topaz
I've been there in amsterdam
hushed marsh
Im sorry dude, please dont tell Sauron I said that
broken topaz
But only to looksie
Since it's a tourist attraction
It's pretty big district there
wind forum
group zerkoff begins in 5
placid sail
Im sorry dude, please dont tell Sauron I said that
it's fine, it's illegal anyway
stone blade
real tinsel
what a steal
are you thinking of escaping to us of a to satisfy your 27 years of loneliness with meaningless cheap sex which might give you multiple incurable diseases?
broken topaz
They are legally required to make you wear condoms
broken topaz
And there's bouncers
hushed marsh
Free trip to mongolia when
real tinsel
They are legally required to make you wear condoms
what if you say no
urban ocean
swift scarab
They kick you out
placid sail
then you get no sex you dingus
swift scarab
Lol
real tinsel
what if the girl has stds and you still say no
swift scarab
Only thing the us has legally is strip clubs
real tinsel
what if you want the stds
hushed marsh
In Canada its illegal to buy sex, but not illegal to sell sex
dont ask me how that works
placid sail
huh
broken topaz
what if the girl has stds and you still say no
They get tested regularly too in the reputable places
hushed marsh
I believe its to protect women who are forced into that situation, by not sticking them with jail time too
swift scarab
In Canada its illegal to buy sex, but not illegal to sell sex
Seeing as one of the pronhub HQs is in Canada, makes sense
stone blade
me watching this channel slowly turn into garbage cuz all of the newbies https://tenor.com/view/dance-kat-new-polish-adrian-gif-23987045
real tinsel
do they still kick you out for not wanting to wear a condom despite having full knowledge the girl you want to bang does have multiple stds?
placid sail
you were the garbage all along, Ivan
stone blade
you were the garbage all along, Ivan
I never denied that
swift scarab
Pretty sure if the girl had stds they get fired or something
real tinsel
They get tested regularly too in the reputable places
what if i want mine extra spicy with 4 spices of stds
swift scarab
If it’s a professional place
hushed marsh
it'll make your piss extra spicy
urban ocean
In Canada its illegal to buy sex, but not illegal to sell sex
Female Empowerment defined by the government be like
real tinsel
it'll make your piss extra spicy
it's already spicy
i'm going for mexican spice-level piss
hushed marsh
Most sex work is just human trafficking with a different coat of paint anyways
placid sail
I now imagine Mohg in a cowboy hat
real tinsel
Pretty sure if the girl had stds they get fired or something
then they've lost a customer
not very good business running if they keep firing women who bring business
hushed marsh
He comes up, sees an "Our girls are STD free" and he's like whats the point then?!
wind forum
real tinsel
how are they gonna pimp if they don't know how the pimping techniques
urban ocean
I now imagine Mohg in a cowboy hat
placid sail
then they've lost a customer
you still get your teeth to get kicked in by bouncers, isn't it nice
real tinsel
you still get your teeth to get kicked in by bouncers, isn't it nice
no i prefer having my teeth in perfect shape. My ribcage in the other hand
swift scarab
not very good business running if they keep firing women who bring business
Man I’m a guy who sits around waiting for retail companies to answer my job applications while a medical company bleeds my arm dry for cash, do I sound like the pinnacle of business economics to you
placid sail
tool is nice though
heady crow
real tinsel
Man I’m a guy who sits around waiting for retail companies to answer my job appl...
are you a pimp?
didn't think so
i was talking about the so called "pimps" who refuse to give me std women
swift scarab
I just agreed with that statement?
ornate tulip
hushed marsh
what are we even talking about anymore
placid sail
what a silly question
hushed marsh
you're right, im a bit of a fool
broken topaz
I dunno half this chat seems to be lacking a good chunk of braincells
swift scarab
heady crow
19.10 kerfus incident
real tinsel
what are we even talking about anymore
i agree with @hushed marsh, the purpose of #🎪bruh-fart has ended
@split canyon can you delete the channel
hushed marsh
I was supposed to do my laundry for work tomorrow like 2 hours ago
this channel is a black hole
wind forum
Waaa
swift scarab
this channel is a black hole
wind forum
Use your legs
wind forum
broken topaz
Use your legs
Can't cross most of Germany with just my legs
placid sail
sigma balls
wind forum
Why are you in Germany
hushed marsh
White people will literally spend thousands of dollars to walk across europe and pretend to be poor
broken topaz
Just coming back home, the north, from my bf's place in the south
hushed marsh
one of my fingers wont straighten out, I think I broke it and havent noticed
real tinsel
He comes up, sees an "Our girls are STD free" and he's like whats the point then...
sorry @hushed marsh i was too obsessed with my complaints about "pimps" not offering std women anymore i didn't see your message
i kekw reacted it now, you can look at my kekw react
hushed marsh
thanks man, i have been validated
placid sail
one person haven't heard about the invention of cars and public transport, the other haven't noticed breaking a finger
real tinsel
thanks man, i have been validated
anytime
placid sail
brainfart at its best
hushed marsh
I have a really high pain tolerance
wind forum
you know its good clam when it burns
hushed marsh
std pussy got a red light visitor acting up fr
placid sail
that made me giggle
broken topaz
Are you guys okay?
real tinsel
one of my fingers wont straighten out, I think I broke it and havent noticed
you probably had an ischemic stroke
or that pro gamer disease
wind forum
No I'm here
real tinsel
the one that disables your hand or fingers or something
broken topaz
No I'm here
Good point
wind forum
you mean like MS
placid sail
the one that disables your hand or fingers or something
first and most obvious call
maybe ass cancer, too
hushed marsh
im pretty sure I dont have multiple sclerosis
placid sail
probably ligma as well
real tinsel
why would she have ass cancer that makes no sense
placid sail
that's exactly my point monke
real tinsel
she used to be a cs go player so that explains the fucked up pinky
hushed marsh
its actually my index finger
real tinsel
i also happen to have a fucked up pinky
broken topaz
Arthritis moment
placid sail
https://tenor.com/view/im-watching-stalking-lurking-watching-peek-gif-7914122
go away. live your safe illusion of order, oblivious to the abyss below
real tinsel
but it has nothing to do with my 2000 hours of cs go (which is my major regret in life)
wind forum
real tinsel
go away. live your safe illusion of order, oblivious to the abyss below
it's the way of gamma moderators
placid sail
they hate what they don't understand
real tinsel
you either completely lose it (falco) or you simply ignore the problem (every other moderator)
uncut obsidian
go away. live your safe illusion of order, oblivious to the abyss below
no
broken topaz
Bro I hate trains, this lady across the isle just unpacked the stinkiest cheese
placid sail
trying to contain the nature itself in the form that is more handy and easy to control
such arrogance
hushed marsh
you either completely lose it (falco) or you simply ignore the problem (every ot...
or you are Ald, Hi Ald, I know you are reading this at some point
wind forum
definitely have to hand it to the server. A meme chat this radioactive and hazardous to your health can only be found in a place called Gamma
real tinsel
or you are Ald, Hi Ald, I know you are reading this at some point
he will not be reading this at any point
wind forum
real tinsel
the only way of making aldo open #🎪bruh-fart is pinging him
hushed marsh
see id do that as a funny, but I like not being banned
slate crown
real tinsel
and he probably won't answer that either he'll just tell grok to mute whoever pinged him
placid sail
when also is here, he's not reading, he's looking through the sights
real tinsel
he knows if he opens brainfart i'll fool him into staying with my addictive personality
hushed marsh
Eighty-Four!
slate crown
aldos here
hushed marsh
Thats the joke
placid sail
he probably can
hushed marsh
i feel like he would try
placid sail
and with pleasure and relief that he finally can
slate crown
ain't that right aldo?
hushed marsh
this really is the server ball pit for autistic children
placid sail
he stated it several times that brainfart is a dirty insulting spot on anything that he holds dear
broken topaz
Just you
wind forum
real tinsel
he probably can
what if we constantly change names
how's he gonna ban us if we keep changing names
swift scarab
ain't that right aldo?
Afaik Aldo doesn’t show up until he’s either pinged or someone actually does some cursed shit
slate crown
he stated it several times that brainfart is a dirty insulting spot on anything ...
but even he sees that #🎪bruh-fart is the least chaotic channel in the server
hushed marsh
I havent changed mine, Ive never had anything funny to make it
placid sail
Afaik Aldo doesn’t show up until he’s either pinged or someone actually does som...
you aren't banned yet only because you're that dense
wait
placid sail
how's he gonna ban us if we keep changing names
that one
discord why are you changing my replies
placid sail
sorry plasma boy I was replying to kha
hushed marsh
how about this
placid sail
but even he sees that <#920016996752564286> is the least chaotic channel in the ...
pff what
wind forum
I only use one channel and that is not true
placid sail
sounds like a dollar tree superhero
he is doing it for cash, after all
hushed marsh
I used to use the actual gen channel but then too many new people joined
real tinsel
you aren't banned yet only because you're that dense
they know that i'm the only entity keeping this channel from disappearing into the abyss
plush zodiac
Guys...
wind forum
I've still never actually played Gamma yet
So I can't participate in any channels than this
real tinsel
since the universe is revolved around me and my schizophrenic brain it means whatever i'm not seeing simply ceases to exist until i see it again
hushed marsh
we're actually in your walls
real tinsel
if i get banned from gamma, i stop seeing gamma, therefore gamma ceases to exist
placid sail
how do people end up here when they haven't even played gamma at all
real tinsel
grok is a smart man
real tinsel
we're actually in your walls
i'm actually in your dermis layers
wind forum
how do people end up here when they haven't even played gamma at all
I went to download it and just never did
real tinsel
i download it, played it for 2 months straight then got bored and realized there's a #🎪bruh-fart channel
then i met bruno
then we got muted together for reasons catto DELETED
narrow lotus
@midnight tree sure
slate crown
placid sail
half the brainfart is here in a vain attempt to get some of that finnish bussy
real tinsel
then we got muted together for reasons catto DELETED
he "accidentally" deleted my infractions but i know he's plotting something
slate crown
half the brainfart is here in a vain attempt to get some of that finnish bussy
one day, mark my fucking words.
hushed marsh
a room where you get sweaty with other naked men?
placid sail
one day, mark my fucking words.
get in the fucking queue
hushed marsh
how can that be anything other than a place for homos
narrow lotus
swift scarab
sorry plasma boy I was replying to kha
Mfw I wasn’t even paying attention
slate crown
get in the fucking queue
we're already planning out our next vacation to Finland
real tinsel
how can that be anything other than a place for homos
i'm starting to think you were never a man before moon
placid sail
we're already planning out our next vacation to Finland
we as in you and your gf who's gonna watch/take turns in spreading the cheeks of you and bruno?
narrow lotus
a room where you get sweaty with other naked men?
We call that construction job during summer
slate crown
we as in you and your gf who's gonna watch/take turns in spreading the cheeks of...
yes.
hushed marsh
that was 4 whiplash causing moments in a row
placid sail
how can that be anything other than a place for homos
two facts, my friend
slate crown
placid sail
- many russians are very homophobic
- many russians love sauna a lot
connect the dots yourself
swift scarab
Only a matter of time before Rule 34 takes action
hushed marsh
two facts, my friend
aw? we're friends? thats cute
slate crown
Only a matter of time before Rule 34 takes action
i don't like those but i like this one in particular
real tinsel
pango this seems very much like your gf's art style
swift scarab
Fair enough
placid sail
but seriously
slate crown
pango this seems very much like your gf's art style
bro i wish 💀
swift scarab
real tinsel
bro i wish 💀
i am glad she didn't make this
hushed marsh
No Im aware a lot of Mordorians are homophobic in public, and extremely homosexual in private
real tinsel
and i find it mildly disturbing you wished she made this
slate crown
i am glad she didn't make this
she doesn't use the internet as much as i do, she doesn't even know kerfus exists
oblique hearth
I would bully the shit out of her
placid sail
No Im aware a lot of Mordorians are homophobic in public, and extremely homosexu...
that is a common theme for many traditional bigoted people
grizzled meadow
No Im aware a lot of Mordorians are homophobic in public, and extremely homosexu...
Wait so the Mordor thing isn't a joke
Busy really is from Mordor
upbeat bobcat
placid sail
Busy really is from Mordor
Stai scherzando ora o sei davvero così una salsiccia?
swift scarab
she doesn't use the internet as much as i do, she doesn't even know kerfus exist...
We were too late, it’s already begun
grizzled meadow
Stai scherzando ora o sei davvero così una salsiccia?
Non prendermi in giro, te l'ho chiesto più volte e non hai mai risposto
hushed marsh
i only know one italian word
real tinsel
We were too late, it’s already begun
it's the way of the internet
hushed marsh
so I cant contribute to this
grizzled meadow
i only know one italian word
QUESTA È UNA SPIGOLA
real tinsel
i only know one italian word
is it gorlami
oblique hearth
We were too late, it’s already begun
as I have guessed, Polish people are attracted to males
grizzled meadow
i only know one italian word
He use a translator
slate crown
We were too late, it’s already begun
it was inevitable
placid sail
Non prendermi in giro, te l'ho chiesto più volte e non hai mai risposto <:kekcry...
Ho letteralmente tradotto più volte dei testi in tua presenza, che ne dici! Semplicemente non volevo pubblicizzarlo
oblique hearth
He use a translator
It's me mario
grizzled meadow
Ho letteralmente tradotto più volte dei testi in tua presenza, che ne dici! Semp...
Okay but I still don't know where you're from
real tinsel
Okay but I still don't know where you're from
russia
grizzled meadow
The only thing I can found about Mordor and Russia is about an error
urban ocean
I would bully the shit out of her
bobs and vagene man
real tinsel
he said it like a ton of times
wind forum
Average polish footwear
oblique hearth
Average polish footwear
polish software engineer
real tinsel
polish software engineer
because he's RUSSIAN
upbeat bobcat
Ho letteralmente tradotto più volte dei testi in tua presenza, che ne dici! Semp...
Smetti di parlare
slate crown
obamna 🥺👿
real tinsel
He even sound like one
because he's RUSSIAN
grizzled meadow
Falco got it right
LA SPIGOLA DEL PRIMO APRILE
oblique hearth
hushed marsh
the spigola got jammed under the pedals
narrow lotus
https://tenor.com/view/hohol-svin-gif-24271801
placid sail
Falco is a bit slow
upbeat bobcat
hushed marsh
<a:nobitches:979990541993398272>
Indian sitcom editing
placid sail
or maybe just too straightforward
oblique hearth
Indian sitcom editing
indian series when drama occurs
upbeat bobcat
hushed marsh
oblique hearth
grizzled meadow
Didnt this guy die in a car crash like
Yes
hushed marsh
Spigola related accident 😔
ive never learned italian but I can say parts of this video in flawless italian
placid sail
he said it like a ton of times
only you get me, you psychotic murderhobo lunatic
sheds a tear of appreciation
oblique hearth
only you get me, you psychotic murderhobo lunatic
real tinsel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOxutBMCOUc
indian tv shows were extremely popular here for a while. I kept hearing these things pretty much everywhere
oblique hearth
indian tv shows were extremely popular here for a while. I kept hearing these th...
In Poland people still watch it
hushed marsh
they are popular here too, due to a large number of indian immigrants
there are TV channels entirely in Punjabi
placid sail
indian tv shows were extremely popular here for a while. I kept hearing these th...
we used to watch Indian stuff a lot in my childhood
real tinsel
only you get me, you psychotic murderhobo lunatic
it's said that opposites attract
placid sail
all that singing and dramatic decimation of half a family
real tinsel
(it's us we're the opposites)
hushed marsh
it's said that opposites attract
you guys should kiss already
real tinsel
so that means eventually you and i will become a happy gays couple
placid sail
it's said that opposites attract
let's do it in the restroom of that shitty cafe
now
real tinsel
when you're like 56 and i'm 51
hushed marsh
in the sauna
real tinsel
now
no that's 29 years too soon
you have to wait 29 years and we have to have soggy dicks
placid sail
you do realise that I'm about to die literally any month now
real tinsel
otherwise it won't be as dramatic
real tinsel
you do realise that I'm about to die literally any month now
if i haven't died with my cigarette butt and asbestos and coffee diet you won't die either
hushed marsh
me reading all this
narrow lotus
B
hushed marsh
oblique hearth
placid sail
if i haven't died with my cigarette butt and asbestos and coffee diet you won't ...
I dare say my position is a bit more complicated than that!
oblique hearth
ah shaise im polish
real tinsel
if i haven't died with my cigarette butt and asbestos and coffee diet you won't ...
i have become noticeably retarded though so it's taking its toll on me
glad carbon
hushed marsh
Busy called me his friend, so now I care about his wellbeing
glad carbon
This ain't french
oblique hearth
french doesnt exist
hushed marsh
le fishe au chocolat
oblique hearth
there is only poland up on this bitch
hushed marsh
placid sail
Busy called me his friend, so now I care about his wellbeing
appreciated
placid sail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fugtxz1znVw
nevermind, not anymore
hushed marsh
lmao
oblique hearth
placid sail
it lasted about 37 seconds
don't cry because it ended, smile because it happened
narrow lotus
slim osprey
Don't cry because it ended, cry because it happened
hushed marsh
spoken like a true middle aged mother
real tinsel
commit tax fraud, too
i don't commit tax fraud i simply give the tax guy free jobs and he doesn't tax me
hushed marsh
selling drugs is a tax free job
real tinsel
hell yeah corruption
placid sail
which jobs
hushed marsh
selling drugs is tax free
real tinsel
which jobs
like printing etc
oblique hearth
don't cry because it ended, smile because it happened
rape victim be like 💀
hushed marsh
thats why crime is based and you should be doing it
real tinsel
he's only come to the store for printing documents
hushed marsh
Virigin Legal Employment Fan vs Chad Criminal Occupation Enjoyer
real tinsel
with a naughty penis
glad carbon
selling drugs is a tax free job
Everyone should peddle weed
real tinsel
you and your naughty mordorian penis being naughty together
real tinsel
trying to get words out of my mouth to be naughty to with your mordorian penis
hushed marsh
fuck you nerd
glad carbon
I had to start selling crack
Nah
Weed easier and cheaper to make than crack
And agriculturally aware
grizzled meadow
Please teach me French Falco
I'm not french
glad carbon
Helps the ozone
hushed marsh
I actually grow a lot of weed in my house, its a fun hobby
placid sail
also legalised in many places now
placid sail
I'm not french
something a french would say
hushed marsh
why is he drooling
real tinsel
moon is french
hushed marsh
i think he is enjoying it too much
real tinsel
but only 50%
hushed marsh
Im diet French
oblique hearth
why is he drooling
probably too much testosterone
glad carbon
Felco is french
hushed marsh
that makes sense actually
glad carbon
Speaking Italian
hushed marsh
this guy is so masculine his mouth is moist
real tinsel
I actually grow a lot of weed in my house, its a fun hobby
moon i think that's illegal i'm calling the canadian authorities
placid sail
what
glad carbon
No
real tinsel
moon i think that's illegal i'm calling the canadian authorities
what's your address @hushed marsh
glad carbon
It's cause his dentures don't fit
oblique hearth
this guy is so masculine his mouth is moist
he gets soo much pussy, that mouth adapted to be moist all the time 💀
hushed marsh
this guy is such a chad, his mouth is so wet
oblique hearth
it literally does
hushed marsh
what are you, some sort of science man now?
glad carbon
Not yours
real tinsel
that's not how mouth works
then why does mine keep constantly producing spit
slim osprey
Why are you, as a man, drooling? To accommodate cock in your mouth?
oblique hearth
thats the dog with food and bell experiment
hushed marsh
Wet mouth haters -> 🚪
real tinsel
Why are you, as a man, drooling? To accommodate cock in your mouth?
how do you know i'm drooling? Did you check the inside of my mouth?
slim osprey
Ay that's kinda gey
split carbon
i just woke up, why was i pinged 
oblique hearth
then why does mine keep constantly producing spit
I can't even pull my head back cause I will choke on my own spit
real tinsel
would you like to get your head deep inside my mouth to see if it's drooling or not @slim osprey ?
hushed marsh
i just woke up, why was i pinged <:angry:1030913468070637692>
business inquiry
slim osprey
would you like to get your head deep inside my mouth to see if it's drooling or ...
Homosexual behavior, but yes
real tinsel
Homosexual behavior, but yes
do go ahead
shove your massive square head deep down my manly man throat and see how many spits you can find in there
placid sail
i just woke up, why was i pinged <:angry:1030913468070637692>
we were discussing potion seller meme
no longer relevant
be on your way
hushed marsh
some guys talk about how they hang out with the right people but all of their friends are straight so
something doesnt add up
placid sail
shove your massive square head deep down my manly man throat and see how many sp...
you know, I just sit there and stare at your message
slim osprey
Honestly I have no idea what to say anymore
placid sail
my brain feels numb
real tinsel
purpose of #🎪bruh-fart has ended. @grizzled meadow eradicate all of channel content
placid sail
finally
grizzled meadow
purpose of <#920016996752564286> has ended. <@237635783249494016> eradicate all ...
?
What happened
real tinsel
my arc has ended
slim osprey
Delete brainfart
grizzled meadow
But why
real tinsel
What happened
my arc has ended
slim osprey
The simulation is over
grizzled meadow
i just woke up, why was i pinged <:angry:1030913468070637692>
We need your strongest potions
glad carbon
Brainshart potion
split carbon
We need your strongest potions
unfortunately haven't prepared my daily brew, can toss some ibuprofen into the blender with some flintstones gummies and a bang energy though
oblique hearth
Me when zoomers use weird slang
slate crown
thank you god for inventing zaza 
slim osprey
?
slate crown
Me when zoomers use weird slang
fr? ong? deadass? no cap?
oblique hearth
they dont do ingame radios like that anymore... 
oblique hearth
fr? ong? deadass? no cap?
fr on god on a stack
slim osprey
slate crown
they dont do ingame radios like that anymore... <:PepeCry:510854844643278871>
yea Flash FM was the shit
slate crown
i love getting flashed
slate crown
goofy ahh dance 
oblique hearth
literally me
slim osprey
oblique hearth
play out of touch to that
slate crown
play out of touch to that
with the amount of editing i have to time that shit to, yea nah thanks im high as rn and it's 1am
slate crown
mf forgot people outside of his country exists
slim osprey
slim osprey
media is lying to you
Spoken like a true fed
slate crown
media is lying to you
im literally asian, i don't watch the news
oblique hearth
they made up the time zones and different times just to make half the population asleep to have better time controlling everyone.
slate crown
sure bud whatever you say
slim osprey
This is one of the songs ever
slate crown
fr
slim osprey
On god
slate crown
deadass
slate crown
fax
real tinsel
they made up the time zones and different times just to make half the population...
i think polish guy is right with this
how come it's always the first digit that's different and not the last 2
midnight tree
real tinsel
when he said it's 20:43 it was 22:43 for me
slate crown
i think polish guy is right with this
of course you'd agree khaa 
real tinsel
why wasn't it 22:41?
slate crown
take your fucking meds
real tinsel
or 22:49
slim osprey
oblique hearth
no bullshit talk here, only realzies
real tinsel
if there were time zones they'd be different by minutes and hours and not just by hours
slate crown
<:skull4k:1031207131157905418>
truly hours
oblique hearth
guys guys,
What if...
What if...
There is no time at all
real tinsel
How do you know it's not that time?
because my windows clock says so and it would never lie to me because the computer is right under my foot
oblique hearth
slim osprey
guys guys,
What if...
What if...
There is no time at all
Now THAT
real tinsel
if i realize it's lying, i can destroy its computer ass
slim osprey
That's the kind of schizo posting I like
real tinsel
if i realize it's lying, i can destroy its computer ass
and it damn well knows that
slim osprey
Time is not real
It was invented by clock companies to sell more clocks
And then the feds saw the idea and liked it
Cause it meant half the population would be asleep at all times
oblique hearth
WHAT IF
The time is only made up just to make everything more formal.
What if there is no time at all outside our thinking.
slim osprey
Making it easier to psyop all of them
grizzled meadow
He never cared about his body, he always showed himself shirtless without too much trouble
I wish I had his carefreeness
slate crown
fucking discord
slim osprey
If you believe in clocks you are literally what's wrong with today's generations
slate crown
He never cared about his body, he always showed himself shirtless without too mu...
he's a god amongst men
oblique hearth
Lets make AntiClocks group
real tinsel
WHAT IF
The time is only made up just to make everything more formal.
What if th...
that explains why some people can get so much done in a day while i can't even breath without the day instantly ending
slim osprey
@grizzled meadow Change #🎪bruh-fart to #Anticlock
grizzled meadow
What's that
slate crown
he's a god amongst men <:peepopray:983179836640092200>
or ADHD making his brain think too fast to care
real tinsel
to become fully productive one must completely rid themselves from the concept of time
slate crown
real schizo hours
slim osprey
I don't need no god damn meds
oblique hearth
Does time actually exist?
The space-time connectionAccording to Rovelli, time emerges in the thermodynamic context, but it is an illusion born of our incomplete knowledge; it is not something that exists objectively. “Time is a derived concept, it is not something fundamental,” Rovelli summarises to OpenMind.
slim osprey
You fell for the psyop
oblique hearth
real tinsel
don't get me wrong @slim osprey but have you taken your meds recently?
slate crown
You fell for the psyop
i forgor weed raises my psi protection 💀
slim osprey
don't get me wrong <@488851535724544000> but have you taken your meds recently?
Look at my profile pic and ask me the same question again
oblique hearth
slate crown
so it means that im the sanest mf here rn
oblique hearth
yo
slate crown
The meds take me
I'll take you 
slim osprey
I'll take you <:LipBite:1031215872632688772>
real tinsel
don't get me wrong @Niche Internet Microcelebrity but have you taken your meds recently?
slim osprey
No I have not
placid sail
oblique hearth
slate crown
why did you upload the same image twice?
real tinsel
No I have not
same 🤝
grizzled forum
Where brainfart at?
oblique hearth
Where brainfart at?
we made a movement
oblique hearth
nothing is real
slate crown
Where brainfart at?
joe mamas house
slim osprey
https://tenor.com/view/what-he-sees-gif-20093021
What do you mean "she"?
oblique hearth
What do you mean "she"?
slim osprey
Don't let women suck you off, that reduces your testosterone
real tinsel
why did you upload the same image twice?
i uploaded the other image but discord just said nah i'll upload the same image twice instead
oblique hearth
Don't let women suck you off, that reduces your testosterone
suck it yourself
slate crown
i uploaded the other image but discord just said nah i'll upload the same image ...
classic discord moment
slim osprey
Surround yourself with like-minded sigma males
slate crown
+ women have a smaller net worth on average
not in my case
slim osprey
not in my case <:kekcry:919973929047715880>
Here we can see a case of beta male
real tinsel
when you suck it yourself, the proteins and vitamins goes back to your body
polish man has it all figured out
slim osprey
This is what happens when you take your "meds"
plucky void
polish man has it all figured out
marilyn manson figured it out decades earlier
slim osprey
Prescribed by damn psychologists/doctors/whatever
Meds are not real
They are there to control the population
oblique hearth
I'm too brainfarted for this world
slim osprey
The CIA and the FBI make every single med
slate crown
Here we can see a case of beta male
is it really beta that im willing to stay home to clean and get my ass wrecked every once in a while by my sugar mommy? I'd say that's the manliest thing a man can do 
real tinsel
the #🎪bruh-fart hours are apparently over
heady crow
Don't let women suck you off, that reduces your testosterone
Suck other men off to get extra testosterone and protein
real tinsel
this channel is the dictionary definition of adhd
slim osprey
Suck other men off to get extra testosterone and protein
That's literally what I'm saying
slim osprey
is it really beta that im willing to stay home to clean and get my ass wrecked e...
No that's crossdressing
But I'm getting out of topic
MEDS ARE NOT REAL AND YOU SHOULD NOT TAKE THEM
oblique hearth
No more time topics
slate crown
No that's crossdressing
bro i wish i could crossdress, nothing fits my thicc ass
slim osprey
Get a fucking skirt and you won't have to worry about a thicc ass
heady crow
That's literally what I'm saying
oblique hearth
slate crown
Get a fucking skirt and you won't have to worry about a thicc ass
that's boring
heady crow
bro i wish i could crossdress, nothing fits my thicc ass
Im tempted to just forget all of this gym stuff, lose weight and become a twink
slate crown
honestly same bro
slim osprey
Yes
candid axle
interesting
slim osprey
You two should do that
candid axle
peculiar even
slim osprey
God damn
Bro I got a fucking headache out all of that
This is clearly the Feds sending radiowaves directly to my brain to try and keep me under check
slate crown
and?
slim osprey
glad carbon
Anticlock??
slate crown
gae 
oblique hearth
slim osprey
Come over here and kiss me boy
slate crown
Nothing <:LipBite:1031215872632688772>
good now sit still big boi
heady crow
cant get twinks
becomes the twink
cant get muscular men
slim osprey
Get other twinks
heady crow
True
slim osprey
Or come get me bro
heady crow
Starting with you?
heady crow
😳😳🥺🥺🥺
glad carbon
slim osprey
I will top your bottom ass
glad carbon
Take it to DMs
heady crow
Real brainfart hours
glad carbon
Not brainfart anymore
slim osprey
Take it to DMs
It's funnier this way
slim osprey
Fuck timezones fr
slate crown
what's so gae about sucking another mans cock, actually that reminds me of something
oblique hearth
fr fr
slim osprey
All my homies hate timezones
slim osprey
Fuck this one dude in particular
glad carbon
oblique hearth
Fuck this one dude in particular
lets burn his house
slim osprey
Let's pillage his fucking grave
slim osprey
Steal his bones and eat them
slate crown
oblique hearth
lets put a clock without arrows on his grave
slim osprey
Yes
slate crown
slim osprey
Grab his nipple and twist it
slate crown
lets put a clock without arrows on his grave
that's actually fucking genius and cruel af
slate crown
Grab his nipple and twist it
love me a good ol purple nurple
slim osprey
Okay
slate crown
real himbo hours
slim osprey
When is 3AM?
oblique hearth
thats subjective
slim osprey
Now it's 3AM
slate crown
witching hour 
slim osprey
Fighting my demons hour