🎪bruh-fart

[fading shuttle]

bandit mommy

[narrow lotus]

my gf after 2 glasses of wine

[narrow lotus]

oh why monolih-sama

[heady crow]

What my mono char looks like on my head cannon

[narrow lotus]

yes there are no polygons in the zone

[heady crow]

Time to start a new mono playthrough and redownload the anime texture mods

[heady crow]

Queen

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-anime-dance-gif-25623131

what being eastern european does to a mf

[wind forum]

Imagine their smell

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/smell-superman-pungent-fart-sniff-gif-22742628

[narrow lotus]

i love how on the left u can see that bullshit electro anomaly in the tunnel in Wild Territory

[abstract path]

Could be me

[narrow lotus]

such attention to detail

[fading shuttle]

no

[abstract path]

I hate that thing sometimes

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-approved-knuckles-approved-congratulations-gif-17178730

[abstract path]

Like once i wantet to try getting through that abonaly and guess ehat

Game said fuck you

[abstract path]

How not

[abstract path]

Why not

Wtf

[narrow lotus]

lmfao

[fading shuttle]

you cant

[abstract path]

Please get out

[narrow lotus]

understood, i wil resign as moderator and leave this server immediately

🫡

[abstract path]

Nooooooo

[narrow lotus]

nah, i cant let Falco bear this burden (the ring of brainfart) alone

[abstract path]

Very well

[narrow lotus]

The Fellowship of Brainfart

[wind forum]

A girl who stinks good

[narrow lotus]

me when there is an artefact in that one retarded anomaly field in pripyat

the one with the roots

[narrow lotus]

way too close to that dog

[fading shuttle]

oh my jesus christ

what in the hell did i find

controller with tits

allah protect me

anyway, hehe sid

[wind forum]

Ong?

[vivid marsh]

hehehe sid

[fading shuttle]

on fuckin god brother, if you want i can send it directly

[wind forum]

Mashallah

[narrow lotus]

@heady crow i found her

[fading shuttle]

monolith has begun brainwashing CBT specialists

[quartz ridge]

Now i dont like waifus much but this, this is something i can get behind

Sexy sid

[fading shuttle]

my friend trying to convince me that we should go to another pub after we got kicked out of the last one

[quartz ridge]

Scrolling up

Holy shit

Thats a lot

Of waifus

[fading shuttle]

hell yeah

[quartz ridge]

Sid still beats em all ofc

Sid best man

Slightly under alex prick

[fading shuttle]

this is my husbando

[quartz ridge]

My only husbando is with the loneliness of the zone :(

[narrow lotus]

i have been there .....

[fading shuttle]

what crystal would actually look like in the zone before they die in 2 days

[narrow lotus]

my liver was never the same after that one incident

[wind forum]

Lmao

Now post LethalDoors

[quartz ridge]

Unrealistic cause tbe background is too green and happy

[fading shuttle]

👀

woman

real?

[narrow lotus]

actual waifu

[fading shuttle]

could be us

[narrow lotus]

amogogous

[urban ocean]

Japanese didn't get the memo though

[abstract path]

https://youtube.com/shorts/FAe7gSqrKV8?feature=share i feel sorry for the guy who had to draw this

[abstract path]

Thw smarter you are
The more probability you will have to survive

[urban ocean]

@narrow lotus Is Jake Paul blocked content

[abstract path]

Incpuding body fitness, equipment and rations

Now suck it up

Because you have NONE of that

HAHAHA

[urban ocean]

Average discord user

[runic sorrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/593832617334538261/996545637212508281/v09044g40000cb47iubc77u8upallmig.mp4

[fading shuttle]

his iq is too high for us sheeple

[runic sorrel]

Romantic

[urban ocean]

The American experience

[abstract path]

Literally tho

[urban ocean]

I know. Dating was hard trying to find a woman under 150 pounds when I was young.

Now you're lucky if they're only 150 pounds

[abstract path]

Obesity is a problem for many people in america

[fading shuttle]

what being a car centric nation does to a mf

[abstract path]

Due to how much industrial oils they put into their foods including chemicals on your steak

[urban ocean]

Si. I'm 5'11" at 180, but I work out 2 hours a day

[abstract path]

They even farm fucking palm oil

[urban ocean]

Bruh I gave up so much shit

All that shit is bad for you

[abstract path]

Childhood too? Smoking? Drugs?

Family?

[urban ocean]

I disowned most of my family

[abstract path]

oh

[urban ocean]

Didn't have much of a childhood

[abstract path]

I see

[urban ocean]

No smoking

No drugs

I saw how that shit ruined people

[abstract path]

Well i am sorry then

[urban ocean]

Lol don't be

[abstract path]

And also
I would say now who isn't ruined?

[urban ocean]

I get to make sure my daughter never has to endure anything I went through

[abstract path]

The gov, the people,fucking therapy and doctors

[narrow lotus]

[abstract path]

Very good

[urban ocean]

All fucked. I'm entirely disillusioned

[abstract path]

Yeah

Well

[narrow lotus]

Thicc balls

[abstract path]

You can also say there is a bit of big extra all around your everyday chaos of the country in the USA

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/535052209340153857/1033313374450233375/LwaJd3nek1LAHQdI.mp4

[abstract path]

"The chip goes into the square hole"

[abstract path]

I love lovecraftian creatures sometimes

[warped elm]

any1 got monolith memes? send the entire folder i need some

[abstract path]

There ain't many

[runic sorrel]

true

dating in Mcdonald

[abstract path]

Bro is built like a cyberpunk main 💀

[abstract path]

Whoever eats this is lazy as fuck

[somber warren]

*Whoever eats this is at Rock bottom, no doubt about it

[abstract path]

Or...that

[fading shuttle]

depends on the price

[somber warren]

Fucking Potato Salad in a FUCKING GALLON JUG

[abstract path]

I'd just make it myself

[somber warren]

This is so american

[abstract path]

And how is it fresh if it's in a jug

[somber warren]

how are you supposed to get that out?

[abstract path]

Literally mashed potatoes in a jug 🗿

[somber warren]

drink it out of the fucking jug?

[abstract path]

Ew

[somber warren]

just down that whole jug?

[abstract path]

God

You must be really down bad for that if you would do thay

[somber warren]

But how do you get it out?

Potoato salad is not a fucking liquid

[abstract path]

Exaxtly ._.

You can make it more smooth with uh

Scene

Which i indeed did experiment out

Tastes better, too

But it is way more mushy

[somber warren]

wait what the fuck are you talking about

you made it more smooth with what

[abstract path]

Scene

[slate crown]

@grizzled meadow POV: you just joined #🎪bruh-fart

[abstract path]

Sahne in my language

[somber warren]

So you are german?

[abstract path]

Of course

[somber warren]

In english its cream

[abstract path]

Cream is cream

Cream- creme

[somber warren]

nono its heavy cream i think

[abstract path]

Ahhh yeah that'll explain it

But yeah

You want mushy mashed posatoes without bits? Make it with heavy creme

[somber warren]

apperantly just cream. Google translate is allways right

[abstract path]

Huh

[runic sorrel]

not true

[abstract path]

Ah, i see what google translate did there

It took sahne for turkish

Instead of german

Google moment

[somber warren]

nah then its to heavy, i like my potato salad with a bit of yogurt. Gives it a nice fresh touch

[abstract path]

Ahhh yeah

[somber warren]

not fucking tons of mayonaise

[abstract path]

I can see that working too

[somber warren]

disgusting shit

[abstract path]

No thanks to that

I'd rather eat french fries with cola

Yes, dipped in cola i mean

[somber warren]

i hate cola and basicly ever soda

just way to sweet

[abstract path]

Water

[somber warren]

water is best beverage

no doubt about it

[abstract path]

I mean it is used everywhere

[somber warren]

God's Nectar

[abstract path]

Literally

[somber warren]

It is made for us to drink

why drink anything else

[abstract path]

Honey

The shit that never fouls apparently

[somber warren]

dude there was some archologists that found honey in a grave of a pharao

2000 years old

was still good

they ate it

[abstract path]

A WHAT

Ok

Fucking

How

[somber warren]

bc there is shittons of sugar

it does not go bad

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-cat-jinx-stretch-stretching-ambatukam-gif-25740190

[abstract path]

But then again

What if we were made out of sugar?

[somber warren]

Diabethis

lol

[abstract path]

We wouod never foul

[abstract path]

Also this lol

[somber warren]

You could not say anymore if it rains: "Ich bin doch nicht aus Zucker"

i would not wanna miss that

[abstract path]

Lmao

I'm imagining it rains everytime you go out

That woukd be funny

I guess you can say you already showered

[somber warren]

i like rain

rain is nice

[slate crown]

diabeetus

[abstract path]

Rains alright, I'm ok with it
Just sometimes annoys me

[gloomy roost]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn8HpNMPA4U

[somber warren]

ahhmm you know... diabeetus

have a good day

yes you to man lol

[slate crown]

ok?

[somber warren]

at the end of the vid

he says that

[abstract path]

Yes

Facts

Fun fact

I didn't break my xbox

It did it itself

[slate crown]

you were gaming so poorly that it offed itself?

siick

[abstract path]

Nah i just

Turned it on

And then...

[stone blade]

your mom hahahahahaah

[abstract path]

Short fuse

[somber warren]

i remember with the first 360, if you moved the xbox while there was a game inside it would straight up shred the game

good times

lost rdr 1 and gta4 to that

was very mad xD

[abstract path]

good times

Also uhhhh

Since you are german

Do you remember aquanox?

[heady crow]

Im having fun needing to bang my xbox everytime i want to play halo 1/2 bcs its been modified to accept burned games

[somber warren]

never heard of it

[abstract path]

The game no soul remembers

[tame hazel]

took antidepressant and no longer depressed

[abstract path]

Even though i did.

[abstract path]

The power of god

[somber warren]

noway

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-clapping-clapping-drake-high-quality-hq-gif-23598042

[tame hazel]

i realized i havent took them for a few days

[abstract path]

Imagine a high quality GIF in discord

[somber warren]

Arabic Name: 1 Depression: 0

[slate crown]

i mean it's not bad to take them every once in awhile, unless they're prescribed

[heady crow]

First time

[tame hazel]

so true

[abstract path]

Very

[stone blade]

hallo

alo

people

[abstract path]

Hello

[somber warren]

normally it gets way worse if you stop taking them

good for you

[tame hazel]

yeah

i didnt realize it

missed 12 days out of 30 of my dose 😅

[abstract path]

People have a hard time looking at themselves, always ,_,

[slate crown]

one of my irl friends mom forced him to take antidepressants until he overdosed and sent to the hospital

some people man smh

[abstract path]

Bro 🗿

Moms

[tame hazel]

me

[tame hazel]

damn

[slate crown]

yea asian moms don't think depression is real

that's just facts

[abstract path]

AND ME
2

[somber warren]

well there might be still some in your system.

[heady crow]

Sea seems more like a fantasy land the more you tell about your life fr fr

[tame hazel]

my dosage is normal but yeah its easy to overdose you just have to eat

[somber warren]

it takes a month or 2 for the effects of the antidepressants to leave your system

[tame hazel]

yeah, its not as bad as before being prescribed

[abstract path]

Man

I wanna play aqua again

[heady crow]

Ye its a good band

[stone blade]

*tarkov

[abstract path]

Aquanox.

[heady crow]

https://youtu.be/-1jPUB7gRyg

[abstract path]

I just shortened it with the first idk, synonym whatever it is called

[somber warren]

Combine both and get the Ultra Virgin Achievement

[stone blade]

• league of legends

[heady crow]

My friend has 4k hours combined in them and yet has a kitten

No idea how

[abstract path]

Kitten?

what kind?

[somber warren]

no

stop it

[heady crow]

The egirl kind

[stone blade]

paid for it in the form of nitro

[abstract path]

How the fuck does he even manage that

H9w does he work that out

[heady crow]

Thats what im saying

[abstract path]

Like bro

[upbeat bobcat]

Dude doesn't sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

[stone blade]

still can't compare to your mom

hahahaha

[abstract path]

Facts don't lie

[heady crow]

Shes nice tho. Had her at my cabin last summer when she came to Finland

[upbeat bobcat]

Or they doesn't work, study or smn so has free time for both.

[abstract path]

Aw

[abstract path]

Very good then

[upbeat bobcat]

Do you guys sexually intercourse like this?

[heady crow]

Yes

[slate crown]

😳

[heady crow]

I was there

[abstract path]

Yoooo

Man

[slate crown]

i don't wanna talk about it 😅

[abstract path]

I idk if i would be an e-girl when i take those estrogen pills 🗿

I mean i already AM alot in the internet fr

And i do love games

[stone blade]

what

[abstract path]

Especially inbetween some years before i was born

And after

[stone blade]

WHAT

[slate crown]

ivan rn

[abstract path]

[stone blade]

I'm concerned for y'all mfs

[abstract path]

Hello concerned for y'all mfs

[stone blade]

stfu

[abstract path]

[slate crown]

you forgot his last name, "for y'all mfs"

[abstract path]

Aaaaa

Lemme just

There

[upbeat bobcat]

You are the one living in Bulgaria, don't worry about us

[slate crown]

[abstract path]

Bro i miss playing aquanox

[slate crown]

oof

not even 25

[upbeat bobcat]

Prof. who got the noods instead of assignment when wife is watching

[stable jacinth]

It is no longer brainfart friday

[somber warren]

so everyone leave

[upbeat bobcat]

But I live here

[somber warren]

your homeless now

sucks to be you i guess

best wishes- The Landlord

[somber warren]

you are not a sigma male if you have a crush

having a crush distracts from the grindset

[upbeat bobcat]

ok boomer

@stone blade when you doing this in your racing game

Also gato

[stone blade]

cant do it in forza

I would tho

[somber warren]

i am fucking 23

[somber warren]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/986969893503127572/1031649840700084354/cia-site-vs-wikipedia.mp4

[stone blade]

bruno be like: if this aint a dude i don't want it

[slate crown]

Detroit moment

[stone blade]

BRO I LOOK HOMELESS

[somber warren]

can't have shit in detroit

[stone blade]

unironically I Do

[slate crown]

homeless swagger

[somber warren]

get a haircut and a shave

ez

no longer homeless

[stone blade]

true 🤝

i let my beard grow out for a week or two

BAM

homeless

[somber warren]

Trim it

[stone blade]

i shave

[somber warren]

then you look no longer homeless

[stone blade]

I like a clean shave

for me its 2 options

no beard long haired emo or homeless dude with long hair

[slate crown]

ok now im curious what ivan with beard looks like

[stone blade]

i have some right now

its not a lot

its like a week

[somber warren]

short hair and beard is the way to go

[stone blade]

no

NO

[somber warren]

yes

[stone blade]

HELLLN OOOO

[somber warren]

YES

[stone blade]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

fuck no

[somber warren]

YEEEEESSSSSS

[stone blade]

blocked

that is such a boring look
i find it so boring

[somber warren]

Do it you won't

[stone blade]

i fucking wont

gtfo

[somber warren]

its a look that is over fucking 2000 years old

how can it be wrong if it is that old

if ppl have been rocking short hair and beard for thousands of years

[stone blade]

✨ opinions ✨

[somber warren]

Lang Hair and Beard is ok too tho

[stone blade]

I just dont like it

fk off

[abstract path]

Same

[stone blade]

CRYSTALL 🤝🤝🤝

okay crystal

[abstract path]

Only on myself i would like longer hair

[somber warren]

Fun Fact: People with beard are considered Trustworthy and Wise. It like a primal instinct

[abstract path]

But a beard?

I don't want a beard

[stone blade]

who you agreeing with

[abstract path]

Everytime i wanna write beard i write bread

[somber warren]

less drugsd

or more

depends

[stone blade]

mmm bread

[somber warren]

Favorite Bread?

[abstract path]

Short hair and beard....no thanks

Long hair and no beard

Yes

[abstract path]

The one that got banned

[somber warren]

Black Bread?

or what do you mean

[abstract path]

Breadcist

Lol

[somber warren]

i am a bread supremacist

[stone blade]

yesss

[abstract path]

Let's gooo

🤝 my man

[wind forum]

https://tenor.com/view/halloween-halloween-candy-jojo-metallica-jojos-gif-23888951

[slate crown]

man im dead 💀

welp at least my work didn't go unnoticed

[slate crown]

balls

[stone blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/295647670712795137/1032161350127992832/caption.gif

[stone blade]

[narrow lotus]

Balls indeed

[slate crown]

very much so

ball hours

and we ballin

[slim osprey]

You've heard about balls, but what about...

[slate crown]

i didn't know you were chill like that

[slate crown]

sheeee

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/point-flex-i-am-strong-we-cock-dick-gif-17354390

[pastel quartz]

Good meowrning brainfart

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/bite-cat-gif-13951735

[eager quest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/945844229886836797/1005472635687292989/5D1B4854-E121-4AC3-9843-9FE4CD43E8D6.gif

[eager quest]

out of all me and bob have done

[eager quest]

u still kept ur shit one

[slim osprey]

I debated with myself whether or not to send that image for like 10 minutes

[slate crown]

because my audio is still intact unlike your 2kb monstrosity

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/887792460007374888/1033365716797235230/859603.jpg

[slate crown]

da bimmy

[slim osprey]

Da bimmer

[grizzled meadow]

We got da bimmer logo

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-the-misery-eggcat-gif-25127046

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/everybody-wants-to-be-my-enemy-enemy-gif-26060704

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/spare-the-sympathy-gif-25254706

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/everybody-wants-to-be-cat-gif-25292187

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/my-enemy-enemy-gif-26060859

[midnight tree]

clear evidence that falco is just my alt account

this level of cohesion is impossible for two separate discord users

you can give me mod powers now btw

i'll allow it

[narrow lotus]

He is round

@stone blade looking damn good over there

[stone blade]

wrong channel

tarkov is correct channel

[narrow lotus]

Ivan looking flashy in that pfp

[hushed marsh]

Oh woa

Bird

[stone blade]

frfr

that ks23 flash

[stone blade]

why is that not neco arc

I'm so utterly disappointed

[slate crown]

siiick

[slate crown]

ivan when he makes fun of someone then realized he's literally bulgarian unironically

[stone blade]

I thrive on being bulgarian
I feed on negative energy

[slate crown]

no shit

[stone blade]

now shut yo mouth

[slate crown]

make me

[stone blade]

oh hell naw

[slate crown]

his only weakness

[stone blade]

he on that homo shit

[slate crown]

homosexuality

[stone blade]

[pastel quartz]

grokitach more like

grokipoop

[pastel quartz]

this is how i got banned

[stone blade]

who asked bro

[slate crown]

fr

[stone blade]

onggg 💀

[slate crown]

no cap

[slim osprey]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/865476685251215390/960723999518761011/caption-48.gif

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/887792460007374888/935878914474119188/image0-43-1-1-2.gif

[slate crown]

least delusional discord user

[slim osprey]

"Is the girl you speak of here in the room with us?"

[slate crown]

i was the girl

[slim osprey]

Ay yo?

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm back with nitro biiiaaaaatch

[slim osprey]

Bro

I just finished watching that vid on youtube

The fuck

[slate crown]

precognition

https://youtu.be/-tzaEemtpbs

can't believe they made a game about khaaytil

[hushed marsh]

https://fxtwitter.com/mischiefanimals/status/1547334888021540864

[slim osprey]

Vid format

[grizzled meadow]

Probably one of the best videos in here

[slate crown]

an instant classic

[slate crown]

gm bruno

[slate crown]

Another wild helper appeared.
Options:

bully
be nice

[slate crown]

we don't see strangers here much

so expect the former

[stone blade]

OKAY BUT
vibing to jazz and drinking whiskey is a turbo vibe

[hushed marsh]

you forgot the cigar

also you need to be in a suit

[slate crown]

and a cat on your lap

[hushed marsh]

also your name is Vinny

[hushed marsh]

😔

the cycle of violence never ends

[prime berry]

idk just hopped in here to make random shitposts

[slate crown]

be glad the goons are asleep, I'm not the one who does the bullying

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/real-shit-i-sleep-shaq-triggered-woke-gif-17504394

Did someone say sleeping

[slate crown]

oh no

he has awoken

[broken topaz]

Somebody need bullying ?

[narrow lotus]

[slate crown]

[ornate tulip]

Tiny bit late, but i agree

[placid sail]

oh my god the voices are actually similar lmao

[broken topaz]

[slate crown]

what are you talking about, that's just edd singing

[grizzled meadow]

Vampire The Masquerade with that clan that is mentally challenged

I don't remember the clan name

[broken topaz]

Malkavian?

[hushed marsh]

Yes

[swift scarab]

Yep

[hushed marsh]

Malkavian

[broken topaz]

Something like that

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

Will I ever finish at least a run? Who knows

[hushed marsh]

This is a very good video game, its like really good

[slate crown]

the true khaaytil experience

[slate crown]

wtf

[placid sail]

Malkavian gang represent

[slate crown]

was that black magic bullshit

[grizzled meadow]

Fiction

[grizzled meadow]

This one was invented by our writers

[hushed marsh]

Mr Frakes gaslights you for 47 seconds

[swift scarab]

Who the fuck writes out code on paper

[broken topaz]

I had to during a uni exam

[narrow lotus]

[broken topaz]

Watch me write a functional assembly program on paper

Mostly functional anyway

[hushed marsh]

It doesnt matter how well you write it, it magically wont work anyways

[swift scarab]

That file doesn’t work on iPhone

[slate crown]

skill apple issue

[broken topaz]

He's a little fruity

[swift scarab]

Correct

[placid sail]

I don't wanna lose your love toniiiiiight

[grizzled meadow]

@slate crown I'm trying to understand if I had a lucid dream or what

[swift scarab]

Falco and the other mods when they have to go and ban someone in brainfart again

[grizzled meadow]

I heard that Zyzz song in a video

And I don't remember if it was here

[slate crown]

that's one hell of a dream

[grizzled meadow]

Okay wait maybe I have the video but I don't remember where I watched that one

[prime berry]

thanks I see you also subscribe to my favorite way to tell someone they are wrong

[broken topaz]

He's mirin in his dreams

[slate crown]

fr

[hushed marsh]

damb

[slate crown]

falco losing all that weight and now he's being blessed by Zyzz himself

he's the chosen one

[grizzled meadow]

#🎪bruh-fart message

Fucking Discord

[slate crown]

classic discord

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/UTciETpf3qk

[narrow lotus]

Strangelooove

[slate crown]

I'd vote falco for president

[grizzled meadow]

@split carbon we need your strongest potion

[swift scarab]

Agreed

[slate crown]

poor bastard

[broken topaz]

That'll teach them

[prime berry]

I leave you with this, goodbye @grizzled meadow

[hushed marsh]

.45 Ratshot

[swift scarab]

Nah

[slate crown]

ah fuck not this shit again

[swift scarab]

.357 HP

That’ll teach the rats

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_FQU4KzN7A

[swift scarab]

Wait who deleted the guns and bullets thread

[grizzled meadow]

Swear to my faith in this channel, it wasn't me

[swift scarab]

Time to do the funny then

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/UcVdlJiEEHg

[placid sail]

there was a firefight

[slate crown]

NO

[swift scarab]

Guns and Bullets Thread because Funni

[placid sail]

everyone involved are under the ground now

[urban ocean]

So I'm doing my continuing ed and I just got asked the same question twice within the same review

[swift scarab]

The gun thread lives once more

[urban ocean]

Talk about poor QC

[slate crown]

[placid sail]

I like your words, magic man

[urban ocean]

I'm doing my continuing ed for my job

and this fucking thing man

like

brain dead questions

and weird shit like getting asked the same exact question twice in a row

[placid sail]

the whole system is a fraud

understanding that is the continuing ed

[urban ocean]

The said part is that I could get all 24 of my credits in a single day

I know this shit like the back of my hand

but I'm forced to basically sit to a timer

[hushed marsh]

Its a fraud, but people do actually care about having a piece of paper to do things

[urban ocean]

Unfortunately I deal with the state

so I have to do it

[placid sail]

it is not designed for you, smarty pants

but to keep less competent in check

[urban ocean]

I know

[hushed marsh]

Im the sucker who chose to get a job that requires a decade of school, so Im just bitter

[placid sail]

ironically

nobody is keeping in check people who make the check

[placid sail]

death is coming

eat trash

be free

[urban ocean]

I absolutely refuse to do business in New York for this reason

[hushed marsh]

The sunken cost is real, Im already years in

[urban ocean]

Absolute fucking hell hole of a state if there ever was one for just incessant and unending bureaucracy

[pastel quartz]

https://youtu.be/Kl3H4vMqYNo

[hushed marsh]

Also its full of New Yorkers 🤮

[urban ocean]

literally the new york government

[swift scarab]

Chooses high skill line job
Complains about skill time
Becomes discord mod by mitosis

[grizzled meadow]

Was about to hit send

[swift scarab]

[placid sail]

also very expensive and hectic, if my foreign knowledge is correct

why would you want to be there anyway

[urban ocean]

foreigners are about 10 years behind the times when they come to the US

[hushed marsh]

Lower skilled jobs would be too easy to the point I wouldnt want to do them

[urban ocean]

so they come with these hopes and dreams

[swift scarab]

Fair enough

[hushed marsh]

Thats genuinely most of my reason

[urban ocean]

only to realize that the US is retarded

[placid sail]

also was surprised to discover lately that Moscow has a bigger population than New York

[swift scarab]

FINALLY

ITS NOT JUST ME

[placid sail]

always imagined NY as a really densely populated city

[urban ocean]

Yeah I'm an American and I can't fucking stand it

[slate crown]

i thought this was a no brainer at this point

[urban ocean]

you'd be surprised

[placid sail]

I mean

I'm not afraid to be gunned down in the middle of the day

are you

[slate crown]

the view is different from outside looking in, am asian

[placid sail]

and I live in fucking Mordor

[swift scarab]

Our president is a senile man who doesn’t know who he’s speaking to half the time

[urban ocean]

let me post a meme before Cat bans me

https://vxtwitter.com/madroz_/status/1583486254624440326?s=20&t=vjsgRW4Azs9SHTIrXEJpaw

[slate crown]

el gato isn't on, you're fine

i think

[urban ocean]

he actually searches

lol

[slate crown]

bro wth did you do?

[urban ocean]

Last time I got muted was for shit that happened like 2 hours before I got muted

I don't know lol

he just doesn't like me

[swift scarab]

Nah

Only mod that hates us is aldo

[urban ocean]

@grizzled meadow hates my guts

[swift scarab]

Doubtful

[urban ocean]

Si

I make fun of italy

[slate crown]

you must've done something atrocious to garner such vendetta from el gato

[grizzled meadow]

AH IT'S MOHG

[swift scarab]

Everyone makes fun of Italy

[slate crown]

[swift scarab]

It’s not hard

[grizzled meadow]

That's why he's saying that stuff

[grizzled meadow]

I don't hate you btw, your problem is that you post based stuff (which I like)

[swift scarab]

Told you so

[slate crown]

falco getting old

[placid sail]

smelly resident american #3

[urban ocean]

I know

[grizzled meadow]

I can't follow every fucking nickname change
He even changed the pfp

[slate crown]

i thought it was someone else as well so don't feel bad man

[grizzled meadow]

No I'm almost sure he doesn't search

[swift scarab]

Suicide is preferable

[grizzled meadow]

He just likes to read everything

[hushed marsh]

I dont think I could remember anyone in the first place

[urban ocean]

real discord mod hours

[swift scarab]

I rarely change my name or pfp once I get one I like

Too much effort

[slate crown]

i drink to forget but i always remember

[placid sail]

you should probably know better by now to click a pfp every time after half the brainfart turned into Falco, khaaytil or somebody else

[grizzled meadow]

The moment we see this, we have to read

[swift scarab]

He rember

[hushed marsh]

the drinks bring back all the memories 😔

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-monke-neuron-activation-neuron-activation-gif-20850506

[heady crow]

🤝

[swift scarab]

Time to play rlcraft because funni

[placid sail]

oh god

[urban ocean]

Do you ever want to see an Italian cry? Just send them this

https://vxtwitter.com/rawsalerts/status/1564775370217426945?t=j-unUropY0HoiZ9dWPABJw&s=19

[heady crow]

Only way to forget is to make bigger mistakes

[placid sail]

which part of that torture is funny

[hushed marsh]

its probably the like factory made jar alfredo sauce, which I assume they hated

[swift scarab]

I can carry a turkey

[slate crown]

doesn't work either, trust me i tried MANY times 💀

[placid sail]

you can get oneshot by practically anything because haha viral body parts have their own hp

[slate crown]

just dont die lol

[swift scarab]

Have you considered getting gud

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-happy-but-sad-face-gif-19422780

[swift scarab]

At least they’re honest

[urban ocean]

yea

https://youtu.be/7hF41qPkJxs

[placid sail]

I'm just waiting for bouncesmp to be released

that build looks cool

[swift scarab]

My average survival time is about 30min-1hr, so eh

[urban ocean]

I'm sorry @grizzled meadow, I have a whole folder dedicated to italy

[placid sail]

also I don't know which mod adds meme reactions

[slate crown]

this is why i love brainrot

[urban ocean]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/h-NBYbd7Iur2wi5NQzFFkU6vLqdtzMHQP3lWX2y3BbI/https/i.imgur.com/2Mz5r8M.mp4

[placid sail]

that's good result

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/998388286286471288/pizza.mp4

[swift scarab]

I’ve yet to find a decent mod pack that’s both fun, and not too resource intensive on my poor laptop

[placid sail]

https://clips.twitch.tv/AffluentNiceTardigradePicoMause-dQVnGtngDwDoAPmb

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/998290719468953620/20220703-183713-meedag-id5220831.mp4

[swift scarab]

That’s a special plug-in that allows you to make and animated your own custom emotes, like the ones people have in the Microsoft version of Minecraft

[placid sail]

yo

do you know the name

[swift scarab]

I could find it

Give me 5 minutes to about a Year

[placid sail]

(the build itself is pretty nice tho)

(but it is currently kept secret and open for all those streamers and vt*bers)

[urban ocean]

https://twitter.com/bad_takes/status/1543442492552519680

Brendan Karet (@bad_takes)

https://t.co/zq2p6AJufM

Likes

273

Twitter · Jul 3, 2022, 3:52 AM

[placid sail]

it may be not the best time to trade USA for Italy, Mohg

[urban ocean]

Tifa for prime minister

[hushed marsh]

I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

[urban ocean]

I have a few italian friends, so I hear all about shit like that

[placid sail]

how about something more right wing instead

[slim osprey]

WHAT

Man fuck that

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/EYhAL_s-Bgo

[hushed marsh]

it doesnt even look like its on pasta, it looks like its on shredded cheese

[urban ocean]

POLISH

[slate crown]

im so fucking hungry rn I'd eat that shit and lick the plate clean

[slim osprey]

I won't let fucking Clyde tell me what to send

[placid sail]

petition to put Mohg on a raft and send him into the Pacific ocean

[pastel quartz]

THATS REAL?

why qwq

[slim osprey]

Fuck whoever thought of that

[swift scarab]

Found it https://youtu.be/HapvkfkrNtI

[slim osprey]

I'm not even italian and I'm mad

[urban ocean]

Eastern Europeans never learned about good food

[swift scarab]

The mod is called Emotecraft

[hushed marsh]

Pierogi though

[slate crown]

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/624014259751485441/975616647001960478/ssstiktok_1649162666469-1.mp4

[plucky void]

it comes from animals, so no

[hushed marsh]

https://twitter.com/DelusionPosting/status/1583480748073713664

Delusional Takes (@DelusionPosting)

https://t.co/N3qmcEoYhu

Likes

11415

Retweets

554

Twitter · Oct 21, 2022, 3:30 PM

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/LYS8HaH7VxQ

[slate crown]

that's what i said 💀

[urban ocean]

Average White Vegan Female

[slim osprey]

Average white woman behavior

[plucky void]

where's the "boss, you killed a child?" part

[urban ocean]

They're all psychopaths

[slim osprey]

Women ☕

[plucky void]

wahmyn

[slate crown]

god i love this woman

[hushed marsh]

someone needs their meds

[placid sail]

we have the whole three americans in one place again

[plucky void]

two people need their meds

[placid sail]

(please do not reach for your guns)

[plucky void]

this woman, and pango for loving this woman

[slim osprey]

Why would you give a girl her meds?

[slim osprey]

It's funnier when they don't get their meds

[slate crown]

you win this time old man

[placid sail]

what in the goddamn

[slim osprey]

Que?

Te lo digo en español?

[urban ocean]

oh you don't know about that?

[placid sail]

stop right there

[urban ocean]

Be wary of any single white woman in her early to mid thirties who also owns a large animal

[placid sail]

STOP

[slim osprey]

Eso no responde mi pregunta

[hushed marsh]

you should be wary of everyone, listen to the voices

[urban ocean]

Fun Fact: 4% of women in the world have done the "THING"

[slim osprey]

Ew French

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/jontron-stop-please-gif-12272844

[heady crow]

The voices say more stimulants

[plucky void]

ok now I'll stop because dungeon finder found me a dungeon

[hushed marsh]

Take them. NOW.

[slim osprey]

Are you sure the stimulant isn't a bf?

[placid sail]

dungeon finder? some kind of dating app for senile people?

[plucky void]

no, that's bitch finder

[heady crow]

[slim osprey]

Don't be sad Bruno, I'll take you

[heady crow]

I dont need voices to tell myself that

[slim osprey]

Never, I need my quick pizza slice snack

[heady crow]

😳😳😳🥺🥺

[slate crown]

the queers are all here

[placid sail]

Pango

[placid sail]

I demand that you do a sad cat dance (meme)

now

[slate crown]

💀

[hushed marsh]

the most fruity channel in the server

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/wobble-pensive-emoji-pensive-ish-wobblepensive-gif-26167268

[slim osprey]

Truly

[slim osprey]

Only chat where being homosexual is allowed

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/762657977982779402/951960980739485726/Stop_it.webm

[placid sail]

the american is having a meltdown

[hushed marsh]

These British people are surprised at the idea of actual food

[slate crown]

||maybe later, rn im in public||

ayoo

[slate crown]

there we go

[hushed marsh]

Its got nothing to do with macaronicheese

[swift scarab]

So it’s a Kerfuś contest is it

[placid sail]

huh? got anything new on that?

[hushed marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/905240658766356530/1033051506494148678/unknown-252.png?width=960&height=320

[grizzled meadow]

Classic

[placid sail]

sweet kerfus meme

[hushed marsh]

it really doesnt have anything to do with macaronicheese

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/Y8Xii7Wwxdo

[grizzled meadow]

Stupid idiots

I knew this

Learn english

Fucking monkeys

[swift scarab]

Lol

[heady crow]

I knew you were gonna post this

[grizzled meadow]

EH BUT ITALIAN WHERE IS ITALIAN I NEED TO UNDERSTAND

FUCK OFF

[narrow lotus]

Shut up ravioli man

[placid sail]

insulting Italians' proud cuisine is a sport

[hushed marsh]

I like that one dude's reaction like

This is a national offence !

you didnt put Italian in the game

[heady crow]

Kerfus my beloved

[hushed marsh]

his accent gets heavier the more angry he gets

[slim osprey]

Yet you still said " 🥺 "

[urban ocean]

https://twitter.com/sciamano240/status/1486744036379660288?t=im9X4pgmFrEizGPNBLJ-Fg&s=19

Sciamano240's Art (@sciamano240)

Thanks to the recent scandal, Tifa managed to secure a seat in the Italian Senate.

Likes

195815

Retweets

30383

Twitter · Jan 27, 2022, 4:52 PM

[heady crow]

Would get called a bottom anyways

[placid sail]

nobody would watch another cooking show anyway if there wasn't an Italian getting offended in a loud and passionate manner

the game was rigged from the start

[hushed marsh]

It was all downhill since Weber cooks

nothing could follow up

[narrow lotus]

Haha