#🎪bruh-fart
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literally
For anyone interested in how the US temperatures are doing
This year has had the worst drought yet for the south, and now magically all of the northern air is blowing down, so instead of hot and dry, we’re cold and dry

Thanks weather
It may be a mouthful to say, but Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch in north west Wales was one of the warmest places in the UK today.
And, it was no problem for our Welsh weather presenter Liam Dutton to mention it on today’s weather forecast.
His face is so chubby
"blocked message"
its the trolley problem but heres the kicker:
5 people on one track
Youre on the other track
Do you sacrifice your own life to save 5 people?
You dont know these people
No
kill the 5, put that shit in reverse and kill myself too 
yea punchline doesn't hit the same without the racist baby
In the wise words of Denji, protagonist of chainsaw man
So i foujd out the thing in my throat wasn't the adams apple that has smth wrong with it it was my tonsils
Feels dry as hell
Let's go
Ah yeah
I need to watch chainsaw man
Moral of the story? Cheaters never win
Remember friends
this has the same vibes as old instructions telling people to spill engine oil on the ground/grass to make it more fertile. Which it didn't, it made the ground dead for centuries.
Yesh no wonder there is no farmable land
thats was a great way to make your land less profitable in the future
I don't want to think what americans do with wasted car batteries...
Idk either
imagine electric cars being "eco"
but still you have batteries that you have to throw out
Considering there was a meme for a short time about throwing car batteries in the ocean
I think it's obvious what they do
probably burry it in the ground
like everything
its a new topic so we cant tell for now
Yes
the same goes for esmokes, we cant tell now if its dangerous for us
yeah, if you didnt smoke at all dont start at all, even if it looks cool.
Bro imagine even doing that only cuz it looks cool 💀
I almost bought myself e-cigar because of a Venom Snake in Metal Gear Solid V... No cap
Boys 
Boys will be boys
Yes
As I am currently dying of some flavor of coof I really wish I didnt quit smoking rn
Flavour coof?
I want all knowledge
Also it says smth about ctuhulu
dont.
What was it?
bro, there was literally shits in this server way worse
remember , anime balls
and it wasnt even gore
Don't brag
Just don't
what was this?
what?
its mere seconds before Mcnutt became demogorgon bruh
p!mute @vast lantern 1d weird attempt at gore
@vast lantern has been muted for 1 day.
good.. cuz i didnt
Dumbass
dont explain please
TRUE chinese cooks can do yhis
Warning: Graphic 🔞
Man you smeel like poo
joined today. i dont think he even has gamma installed correctly cuz the instructions are "too complicated" for him to comprehend
the usual new brainfarter
Haha imagine not having Gamma installed! Couldn't be me!...
didnt ask though 
Usual brainfarter
I for that, am different
I atleast managed to install and play gamma
Yes very
That's good
the most
no better place to shit than ur own house

damn bro my mind is blown from that information
makes it look like a kid with down syndrome is trying to fight someone but all he can do is flail his arms around
someone cleaned all my infractions wtf
Same for me tho
Omygod what the hell
Russian cuisine
Tf
Kerfus 
lmao that was fast
Unironically gonna play f:nv bcs of this
oh no
My polish wife
what.
spin woman really fast so the womb goblin flies out
accidentally posted that uncensored for a sec, wasnt exactly gratuitous but im not risking it
Bruv that down there
That could be me
you're definitely the upper one
Crystal moment
Crystal gives off the biggest bottom vibes here
that and that they're a literal A.I
Pango gives me those bottom chaotic neutral goblin vibes

Yes?
Hi
Alive and breathing
Very good
The art is cooming
#jschlatt #schlatt #bigguy #shorts

kill it
oh hell nah whats ur pfp
hungy peech
Peach and eggplant salad?
who tf benches 550 
how much do you weigh then?
about 0 sexual partners
Me
ME ME ME
i will piss in your ass
Call it pineapple fanta and its a deal
you got yourself a deal
I was confused at the massive weight but then saw lbs and realized "hey thats me too"
Dawg
I swear who is this femboy with the pink hair

How would you even know ;^;
i want a buff woman so i can finally have a gym bro i don't have to say no homo with

so what colour do u want ur dragon
goth
Same
On wha specifically
oh god there's 2 of them now
Mainly abs, thighs and ass-

I'm not I'm just asking
basically the complete opposite of what im currently doing 
i worked on my groin muscles on monday and they still hurt like fuck
it's like i have been kicked in the nuts and the aftershock won't go away
ayo you skipping leg day?
my ass is already huge as is, need to work on the rest
Bro my legs are thin my bf says even though his look almostthe fuckin same-
my thighs are of high quality
same except mine are too hairy to send thigh pics 
i would send but i won't
I do it like every 2 days 🗿
crunge
because yours are small, you try shaving my thighs, it'll take up the whole afternoon because of how hairy and thicc it is
Why would you shave your legs What is the point
also shaving just for 1 thigh pic is just hella wasteful
The only reason to shave your legs is If you are a professionell swimmer
Why do they do it
This
It is dumb to shave your legs for no reason
Bro becomes a water airplane
Well again
I do it for more feeling of freedom
I am Just Not going to ask why
BC i will not understand it
Shaving ur legs does make thigh highs feel better tho
So edgy
Which I should do cause I ordered some
I don't wear any thi
Ok at this point i am Just going to leave
What'd I do :c
Thwy cannot comprehend us
i will be the manliest femboy on earth
Incredibly based
If humans fuck up more*
Roger roger
a nice orb
Rotund specimen
spherical individual
Incredible
optimal woman
Aka imma be a tomboy
tomboys are the best because they don't abide by dumb feminine shit
Counterpoint, all women have cooties
I mean i am sure with what fucking ever
That's an old legend
You know some tomboys also have a dick right?-
Ir do they not?
Tomboys are wemen tho
tomboys are manly women
what
Or would it matter if they had a dick?
I like either
Just have secks with the polish shopping robot
Real Shit
CRIMINAL
brits are of an entirely different genome
Well
I do like some ppl that have like, both genders
We call them hermaphrodite
Well, hermaphrodites then
But no matter how much we try, science still hasn't created futa waifus
You can have two? I only have one (the penis one)
Here we call them androgynous
Well they typically look androgynous
You can be born with both painis and gato
Thas no wha that means tho... Right?
Yeah, it means you got screwed up during development
Isn't androgynous like, it's hard to tell which u are
There's a reason futanari exists as a category
Yes. Intersex people tend to have an androgynous look though.
But then you have people like David Bowie who go out if their way to look that way
I look pretty andro but I don't try to
He called the internet ruining humanity years ago
My bf tho
post him then
Very well
Privacy policy
penisy policy
Is there any funny stuff coming? Or Just you talking about what you are into?
Idk :3
Yew
That is Not funny,it is just straight Up facts
Why did i even ask
One of my favorites
umgak posting

No thanks
i will now play pathfinder and be evil towards the nice npcs
Prove me wrong then
Thats hot
Uhm
I uh
:3
Androgynous
Androgynous features
Just easier to shorten jt
Oh you know nothing it seems
Silly
That didn't Help me really. I Don't know all the Genders
It's not a gender
I look a lil ambiguous sometimes
Its an adjective
Naaah
Dumbass -_-
English is Not your First language and you are dumb for asking What something means
OK If you say so
That shit is raw
My brother in Christ, hockey pucks are not food.
Real
🥴
Mister i know more languages then you so that prooves you wrong and second english is a language i can speak very well thank you
Also being a dick won't help you in any way
The fuck is a hockey puck
STEAK
I was speaking of me,Not you. You now since you called me a dumbasa
When i cant figure out a mfs gender. That gets me going
*know
Any steak above medium rare is inedible
Ah
Mistakes happen
My bad
Nice try fbi
Driving over feds at night sounds like a good date idea
Bro
Bro
I remember during the Fallout Frontier Q&A someone asked the dev why cars would exclusively target glowing ones and he thought it might have been an actual bug
My bf weights the same as me (almost)
I'm pretty skinny for my height
I'm almost 6ft and I'm only 140lbs
Bro i am also almost 6ft
Thats my weight at 5'6
He is missed
What the fuck is feet I speak centimeters
:3
:3
im very pick-up-able
Carrying people isn't that hard tbh
I got a full video of him dancing but it's got political stuff faded into the background, so I can't post it
:3
But it feels good
:3
Same but my bf won't make it
Okay Cat will get mad and ban me
Send pls
owchie my ears
It got corrupted
lmao
Thank god I always keep a low volume on my pc
I don't like that tag
it got made better
Anyone know how to get aya in warframe
AMOGUS
no sry
stop playing warframe
garand thumb in the wild
Imagine playing warframe
Me when ur mom
You should stop playing warframe
You wish
It's not good for your health
I can't
It is literally platinum 2.0
Trust me I have more than 3k hours
But you can get it from missions
Sent
It can but its rare af
The void....fucking
I think I had somewhere close to 3k hours, I'm not sure now
don't farm aya, though
Y tho
Don't play warframe, ain't worth it
it's quicker
How do i even make platinum
the appendages we have under our legs
Where
Trade chat?
the function
Where else
ayaya
Just Don't play warframe, ain't worth it
Trade chat, hm
Warframe Market
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and trade chat
Then gimme a game that is
I am 99% positive most people here are trans
Like dark souls
kenshi
It is Anomaly we are talking about
Sekiro
trans people don't have legs?
sekiro
yeah i don't
Only like some of them
Like, 3-6
sekiro is dark souls without the retarded "dark souls" mechanics
Yes. Have you seen them?
Those mfs are skinny af
yeah im not im just a boyliker :3
Well then
They are walking bones
Sekiro quickly became one of my favorite games
Not people
Well guess i am trans lol
I can literally use them as a scarecrow
Sekiro is the Metal Gear Rising of Dark Souls
isnt that what ppl are tho...
Sekiro
nah homie you ain't seem them she/her thighs
bones
they funky good
Yeah
they/them cock 
On god
chat got weird fast again
stop immidiately

under pain of death
wheezed
Ye?
nioh, the surge, code vein, lords of the fallen
OH you know what you should play
Discord people try not to get horny for anything challenge (Impossible)
Remnant
uhhhhhhhhhhh
thymesia, yeah!
Soulframe
steel rising
there'll be one called Lies of P coming out sometime soon
i think
True
I dropped warframe after 350 hours
nioh is sick
i love nioh
then there's 2d soulslikes like Salt & Sanctuary (Salt & Sacrifice is its sequel)
350 hours too late
nioh fucks but i need money for judgement/lost judgement first
Moonscars
Yes 
and I forgor what others there are
i need money for more cute clothes :3
SAME
Dark souls remastered
40€

I want it
Y'all talk about needing money for games
ds1 remaster kinda poopy tho
I need money to live
but, it's ds1 so y'know
oh man that white monkey with two swords
Well then 2?
AW HELL NAW
What about 3????

Somebody please get me out of latinamerica
or of course
and doesn't look like plastic
no
I wanna play all 3 fuck it
you could get elden ring
you are cursed to stay there
That was also my plan
I'm literally gonna end up dying here
absolutely valid
Yk imma just get elden ring xD
I suspected you were from latin america because of your neko arc pfp idk why
i started w elden ring
I mean I guess I'm right
Bruh
the goofy pfp putting in work
I searched for the "souls-like" tab on my library
half of these aren't souls-likes
My inability to take anything seriously is more of a give away than my pfp honestly
steam users are impossibly dumb smh
Dead cekls
but ye I recommend Hollow Knight, too
its the fucking
HK is amazing.
community tags
They're literally the most useless boo boo fart shit
Every dating simulator with the survival horror tag 💀💀💀💀
monika did nothing wrong
LMAO
hilarious havent seen that b4
Truly the peak of comedy
,[[[ WhyDO THEY EXIST
yeah tbh the entire 'community' aspect of Steam can die in a fire
Iagree
in one of those trash barrel fires you see in movies
motherfuckers with the overly customized profiles

level 100+ accounts
brug
Okay i want elden ring
:3
elden ring follows the same basic principle as Call of Duty does, but nobody criticizes it for being "more of the same, but bigger"
Ehhh
as my first souls game I like it
It's kinda better though
My first sorta souls like was dead cells lol
Bad as a souls like ohnestly
But it's a metroid-vania game
build diversity is better imo in elden ring
than DS
bloodborne still fucks more than them both
but y'know. ps4. 
I exclusively wear this and use a spear for autistic realism
yeah
people still hope bloodborne (and demon's souls remake) comes for pc at some point
you are extremely based
sadge
Mid-age lookin mf
meanwhile I'm still waiting for Lost Odyssey
yeah i do :<
and Lost Odyssey would be an even easier thing to port for PC, since it's made on unreal engine
now that mordhau is unplayable I need to make do
Playing Tales of Arise on Steam Deck. Great handheld game
Does anyone of yall live in germany
i need me a funny steam deck
how about you arise some bitches
I don't need to lol, I'm married
I beat the game
Les go
No. But I know a lot of germans
yes why
Need them xbox cards
Schizo
why does that guardsman have Desmond/Ezio's face
I live in your Walls 
I SAID RIGHT FOOT CREEP
Opps wrong one
Bruh
Bro really pulled out the fucking twitter link
bro i was watching the vid
and missed the punchline
I WAS WATCHING THAT
That one wasn't okay cat approved
"What kind of fucking loser looks into oven and smiles"
no i will never know if that video was in fact funny
yeah cause i don't got it sAVED
this is horrrible
wyd after smoking this
i will play bandit radio for 4 hours straight but only the first 5 notes
in vc
die
That's not a threat
since we were talking about nioh
Blame Okay Cat. My meme folder is mostly spicy stuff. Too spicy for them.
When you eat the forbidden chili
yea I'll take my weed without extra protein thank you very much 

same bro
v based
i really have to watch out what i post lol
but have you heard of the hit game doom eternal
no
I didn't like DEternal that much
speaking of souls I bought my dad DS1 for his birthday
the tech makes me cum
he hasnt left the undead berg
siick
valid as fuck
too bad we'll never get to see dem tiddies ever again 
yeah :(
o no 
Youtubers try not to groom little kids challenge impossible
*Minecraft YouTubers
Those too
But literally any youtuber does it nowadays
One day you watch a dude playing some game with their friends, and the next he is outed for molesting 45 kids
Alright I have to finish art I cant hang around posting shit ass memes
miniladd moment 💀
oh thank god you don't know him
Eh I can't be arsed to figure out who they are
yea alot of youtubers i used to watch are groomers now
So sorry for you
some of them i did not expect but hindsight is 20/20
I'm glad I only stick to one youtuber
And so far he's been good
Staying away from any drama and generally being a decent person
Y'know, doing the minimum 💀
Ave, true to Seizure.
New Vegas is the best Fallout
There is no doubt about it
if i want to play a fun fallout i play fallout 4, cus i dont need 80 gameplay mods to make the gameplay tolerable, new vegas pretty much only has the story going for it
and i already know the entirety of it
what did you just say
i am right, theres no real point in replaying Fnv if you already know whats gonna happen, the main appeal is the story
You think new vegas is the best fallout?
for story yeah, but i want to play a game sometimes see
for gameplay i think fallout 4 reigns
i do
so what is your fav fallout
tell me
don't be shy
Don't tell me you don't know about the whole "Only trans people play Fallout NV"
It's such a big joke even I know about it, and I have no interest in the fallout games
Bruh
Bruh
C'mon I can't be the only one that knows
I've seen so many fucking memes about it
wait wut
wtf is celeste
Only Celeste talks about that stuff directly
Some 2d platform game that talks about depression and shit
Y'know average indie game
Well now i know why i didn't know that joke, i am not in the trans gaming community
ah, platformer, forget me asking
lol
the worst thing the british gave us was james corden
Who's that?
this prick
https://youtu.be/WRr-dW7l3J0
This is the greatest james corden moment of All Time
Merch https://moistglobal.com/
I stream every day https://www.twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal
actual megalomaniac
pov you are an infant
he's the worst thing the br'ish gave us other than colonization
Who has a foot kink???
people who lack fathers
you
No
Imagine having a foot kink
Literally weirdest shit you can have
you mean people whos brain folded incorrectly in the somatosensory cortex during early development
thats a lot of words
Idk, armpits are up there
basically feet part of your brain touched the horny part of your brain and fused
brotherhood of steel
why are they called the brotherhood if they have women in it
because the women have dicks

you trolling
in part yes
it's a decent action game all things considered
but if you think everyone here is part of the FNV hive mind you're in for a surprise 
FNV is cool it has cowboys and football players
We like Fallout for men which called Stalker
And gambling.
and elvis cosplayers
Stalker doesn't have gambling or Elvis cosplayers.
not with that attitude
how do i how how do i play caravan how how do i play
You're in GAMMA server and still doesn't know what includes smh
You don't, just play Blackjack at the casinos with max Luck.
who is max luck
Skill issue, also Gamma has gambling
I just have Anomaly and Gunslinger.
tried installing gamma didnt work flawlessly without me following instructions so promptly gave up
now i live here
Finally someone gets what i'm saying
egg
nature truly is beautiful
i will steal this
Just like boobs
Stank ass
Long legs, thick ass, change my mind
Maybe your aren't bad after all Torres
you know, we all have our differences. But when you get to know someone you realize maybe they ain't that bad. Well and Long legs and thicc ass just rules
more
Bad
i fucking understand everything and i hate it
dutch sounds like drunk german
found footage of dutch man shedding his skin, revealing his true form








