#🎪bruh-fart
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made you see what he saw
an*
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google says you are wrong
It's always sound based
So this is kinda like a meme channel ?
An hour
it has formed its own culture, its more than a meme channel
no
We are doing cage matches here
but the memes from stalker gamma community are being uploaded here, correct?
Depends
i like them memes
If it's a video meme, #╟🎮stalker-videos📹
gimme that good stuff yum yum

UwU
Alo

Warframe actually fun
it is, until it isnt
For the first like 3 hours it is
Then you see how much shit you need to find and do to craft a simple weapon
Then it isn't
@narrow lotus golf
If you can find what you gonna farm
the moment your brain clicks, and you start min maxing, thats when it stops being fun
Start min maxing?
bruh
the good one
the best one
anyway i played for about 250 hours before i started minmaxing, then it took me the last 50 to realize i was logging on a game just to grind specific things for a percentage increase, instead of to have fun, thats when i stopped
i had just uninstalled forza horizon 5 to make space for god of war and GAMMA 
Ehat is minmaxin again?
Bruh
essentially putting in the effort to make your character as effective as fuckin possible, down to small 0.1 percentages
Ahhhh
pungent balls
it seems bazinga has spread beyond just left 4 dead 2
Elsa von Yoriko was later hanged for her involvement In the holocaust on April 15th, 1946.
literally me
Why cant polish ppl be real
polish ppl are real, british are fake
Real (fake)
Me in summer
its always the "trad" greek statue pfp niggas that are so down bad and untrad
that they will go for a discord female (a man)
just admit you're a homosexual
I LOVE MEN
called it
anger
me fr
Gumba lookin ass
FUCK
Dew it
Me in 10 years. I'm 27 btw
damn you'll be a blonde reporter in 10 years

I'm better, I'm polish

polacks got that 50% racial weakness to sissy hypnosis
Everything is true
tru
im men
At least you got the Witcher
i dont have a pink dress tho only black ones :c
Warhammer should be placed in Poland, cause of churches ruling the entire country and hunting heretics
Russia would be orcs
nice boots!
Peak of male
We speak cursive
I’ll just call him, Steve
mail order bride from thailand? no thanks, i get my wives (male) from poland
Women are so strong in Poland that they reproduce by themselves
💀
That's why there are soo much single moms in your area
Good for you
i know
Mail order brides in Russia are having a Two for one special
Gov is killing this country
So eepy
At least you don’t live in America
Yeah, it would be worse.
FUCK CLYDE
delete the msg patek
And it's not me
Stupid ass bot won't let me send my memes
i will be the one to kiss cropol
Any Netherland folk here can confirm?
Average polish couple
Yes
yea
By definition I'm already a twink
im called both a femboy and a twunk so go figure
Twunk
I’ve run out of Polish memes
Can cats even drink Soda?
Just post anything homosexual
A what
worrying about making people uncomfortable? cringe
i actively take up as much space as i can
What is a cispan
cisgender pansexual
every leg day at the gym i work on my manspreading muscles
Looking through my meme folder as we speak
i'm not the biggest fan of existing
i'm out here everyday pulling no bitches
Pulling men is easier than pulling women
there are no bitches to take from your house
Men are touch deprived
You hug them and tell them you love them and you essentially got yourself a bf
yeah
if you cant get bitches become the bitches
That's good advice too
if i lift enough things and eat enough food i can get some bitches
bitches as in men yes
It's okay, femboys/twinks are better anyways
i'm so far gone you don't even know
Alternatively, if you don't wanna be gey you can just go after trans women
i am so out of touch with the world i have started playing kenshi
i have played kenshi for a long time
I have never heard of kenshi
since when have you played kenshi
so a long time
yea
Actual 144p quality vid
all hail king floppa
my future self is probably a dumbass
my past self was definitely a dumbass
only present me is based
hello future therapist reading my old message logs
no idea which direction you are scrolling but i promise it only gets worse
sometimes i check the pins from other servers i'm in just to take in how unhinged i am sometimes
same. You can guess which one of those i am
i have considered becoming a voice actor
for porn?
as long as i can be the bashful tsundere retoid of the two
i think the voice actor for kiryu had his beginnings in hentai voiceacting
so maybe one day i can be a manly fighter man voice actor man
the road there is full of degeneracy
i wish you a good future whatever path you take
huzzah
can do
i uhh ummm uuhhm
We can only have one @slim osprey
Oh no don't worry, they said they gonna be a Niche Internet Microdictator
nah hes the internet micro celebrity. Hell be the offline micro celebrity
ah
mb
my fault
i will be the microcelebrity in the back of your head telling you to put on thigh highs and skirts
My man got a good cause and all
youve been inside my head for a couple of years now
Got my eye on you. Don’t test me. I can hop in anytime.
Praying for your success 🙏
the masculine urge to crossdress
/s but the threat is still real.
whoever prayed for my downfall you succeeded
also secured some books a few days ago
resisting the urge to ironically ask for feet pics
last csm volumes ill buy for a while
Haiti man but no 1964!
Where is the award winning book by curious George?
george got too curious and got assassinated by the CIA
me
No idea
Okay
Did I muted you with some message?
uh
Bro if you don't know how we supposed to know?
like the command?
You muted me p sure lmao
im pretty sure yeah
You also muted me
check infractions idk
Mute gang
I want to know what you see when you get muted
Not the server
The message you receive
glas brek
?
Mute me and let's find out
Ah
Damn I wanted to get muted for a bit
No
why
I would keep it alive
We unironically have a thread in here
we still dont have a fitness/gym channel
Wait fr!
thats what im sayin
boys make the best girls
i started lifting so i could carry people
no
ah sad
got the optimal body shape for it or something i think
i used to swim a lot and i'm still good at it
Then you’re a loser, sorry
if you start swimming you get a good excuse to wear speedos
You’ve obviously never seen a twink in real life. They’re repulsing.
It’s obvious and disgusting.
Online trolling is fine, but genuinely

I’m in your doorhandle
I’m in your sink
I’m wherever you think I can’t fit
you don't know where that doorhandle has been
Get yo ass outta here I ain't even got a door
You some Indian with those beads on the doors? Cringe
understandable, you give off the vibe of a rat after all
I defo got the size of one
Where you from anyway and why is your name a Bateman meme
i live where shadows dare not tread (my teddy bear scares off the monsters in my closet)
I live where your teddy cannot find me
if my teddy can't find you then you don't exist
sorry pal
I'm from my mom
Looks like your teddy, is deficient
your glowie ass can't hide from my tannerite-filled teddy
Shut up
shut the fuck up fed
How do you even make tannerite? Exactly
You don’t know do you?
And you know tannerite isn’t the most efficient form either?
The better way would be to load it with a tripwire, because they wouldn’t shoot it. They’d use a bartering ram.
tbf there are like 3 americans in this chat
because you are one
No other country other than Russia, America and China have feds
You still don’t get it
are you a moron or an idiot?
Three years wasted
Feds are everywhere
“I’m gonna learn Russian this year, I promise!”
It literally means federals
Not necessarily
bruh
gee, thanks for enlightening us
As most countries don’t have sophisticated federal spying other than the west, Russia and China
good countries don’t have feds
Still a fed
why is the new guy trying to start something and getting mad himself 
mf so far gone he doesn't know he's a fed
Not mad + you’re a fool
sleeper agent ass
glows all the way here
Fed made worst bait post possible, asked to leave the gamma server
Glows like the stick up your —
ass?
ass?
Ass?
Nope.
cock?
man ass 🥴
Up your —
That would be down your
no
my dick can point downwards you know
Whack em so hard they come right off
i can even show you
And?
Whoever is on bad conditions with their mom is either a bad person or she is.
Regular people don’t have mommy issues
No shit
i choose to have mommy issues
In comparison to well
Daddy issues are better anyways
The state of fatherlessness in the modern era
Nope. Always worse.
so i can actively locate dominant women more effectively
Mommy issues cause bitter, angry people.
Daddy issues creates submissive men
Fatherless people have much bigger, less controllable issues
To an extent.
i got a good relationship with my father but i can be submissive for you
my mans got the sigmund freud grindset
soon he will start talking about penis envy
“I have a good relationship with my father” then continues to say something a fatherless person would say
you cant fool me
Don't bite more than you can chew boy
i dont have to
who said i need to chew?
damn its so big?
Or what, you’ll call the dorito police, dew drinker?
Wanna find out?
All those cms that didn't go to my legs went elsewhere
all those centimeters went to my brain

where they take up unnecessary space
When your brain is 5cm in thickness
“Cringe anime fans try not to post bad reaction image (impossible)”
shut up, femboy
Due to server rules I can't send the stuff I want 
siofjsdijfdsjfdsij 🥺
🤓
Okay but
falco needs to change some things around here
i could wrestle you with both balls tied around my back
Anime memes are bad. Anime reaction images CAN be good. But yours aren’t.
||fed||
Example A
No I mean if I send it I'm defo getting muted
ya and falco needs to change the rules so you woulndt get muted
💀
🥺
Really?
slide in there my american fellow
Me and the boys sending obvious porn “for the funny” and then wondering why they’re banned be like
i say we beseech grok to give me admin privileges so i can do nothing to improve the server and just continue shitposting
Bet
Hell yeah
Femboy midriff lesgooo
guts is a struggler just like me
Yeah but anyways go into the bullet thread
Time to post uncensored serial numbers on my illegally gotten weaponry
They want to post porn
You need to change the server rules so I can send the most vile shit imaginable
They’re degenerates ban them right now
they talking about dicks and general degeneracy
Shut up fed
kick them
The usual?
Ye
ye
Nothing much
just guys being dudes
Alone with your thoughts is when the devil tries to take your soul
But it’s good for self reflection so you should fight him when he tries to stop your meditation
put on a femboy profile picture, they/them pronouns in bio and away you go
Never seen a worse fight
That one wedding boxing match was peak though
Bro how about you come with me
hbdsfbhsdbfsdhbfdsbfbsbdfbs
Damn bro you alright?
Okay good good
But to this place where ass is pegged, why have you come unprepared?
me
Both are unnatural physiques, the men aren’t able to be so lean year round without being unable to walk, and Noel is just impossible for women in general
the top left women’s is possible, but that’s the top 3%
"without being able to walk". Ye like you arent referencing Ronnie whos injuries came from being retarded with his lifting
And anyways, in women it’s not that much of a difference. It takes longer to gain muscle, and the limit is a lot lower.
not steroids itself
No, I mean being super lean puts stress on your feet
Your heels lose fat and you cannot walk with weight on
My mans analyzing game is on point as here he is displaying his skill in a channel about shitposting
Like a backpack
There's no way you aint a fed fr fr
It’s not a good standard to have in general.
Healthy goals healthy life
Sir this chat is literally called #🎪bruh-fart
constantly asking about which guns and body armour to buy. Glows all around the world
Yes but you people are in desperate need for a reality check
You know it’s not illegal to give firearm recommendations yeah?

The wock
lmao wtf
goddamn autocorrect
you having fun?
Alright but
He defo is 
Just waiting for the sweet spot
This is the definitive question

I have cheated the system on accident again
he wont crack yet
What are your opinions on the freedom to bear arms?
Do you think it’s good or bad?
🍿
Yeah I think bears should have arms
me and who (please be cropol)
Its aight
Nobody is using #╟❓general-offtopic so I’m taking it here
Me :)
Elaborate?

fed
Are you German?
OKAY?
Hopefully not
SORRY FOR EXISTING I GUESS?
close
not really i enjoy it here
Hey falco
FALCOO IM SORRYYY
how you doing
hold on ill figure out with something
Just TRY owning a firearm. But America can blo-
Politics. Sorry.
Oh no
what
He's rp'ing
Huh?
my dad already owns several firearms
prolly will get a hunting license and by that a mosin nagant later on
He's interrupting himself in a text chat format
No I got muted twice
yeah? my dad owns Smith & Wesson
LARP detected
ihave smith and wesson stock
feds trying to join in on our e-rp session :/
i guess that counts?
smith and Wesson is that revolver company innit?
don’t know much else about them, they also make .40 rounds and a few semi autos?
I’m not American but I have access to the internet so I can research stuff
@heady crow Very low effort
what are your opinions on Russian firearms (if you’ve shot any)
novelty
Meaning?
I'm from the United states, we AR country here boi
if you can get a genuine AK from Mother Russia
Oi oi oi do you 'ave a loicense for that foirearm?
then its "good as is" you dont need to "AR" it
Yeah well those are something ELSE
or whatever, you can buy an American made AK
if you want but you'll be paying up the ass for it
Yugoslav and bulgars can’t make AKS
Or I could buy an M16A4
Tarkov really simps for the Rifle Dynamics one
whoops, I mean American made AK
Oh those are shit lmao
yeah he definitely upcharges for his shit
but yeah if you want to use the weapon of the "enemy" buy an AK
wouldn't mind one myself tbh
getting ammo for it probably hard
He’s not near Izhmash original
and America HATES Russian weapons because it undermines its own firearms industry
American AKs in a world where AR-15s exist is painful
Romanian Dong
If Americans had more access to Russian guns the American market would start to shift
Doubtful
probably yes
America tries to make it so an AR-15 is your only option
even if its for the novelty of owning an AK
We like our fancy expensive shit, and making everyone else pay for it
YES

there are AK simps out there like that clown brendan herra, who thinks he's entertaining
Lmao
yeah but anyways
but American Gun culture is kinda cringe tbh
How’s the semiauto mag fed shotgun market in America!
Yes 100%
alot of gun youtubers are just super cringe to me
Super judgy and full of annoying people who need to have their mouths sewn shut
somethign about them screams "tryhard"
Garand thumb and admin results both take so goddamn long to get to the point
The first thirty seconds is the most useful part of the video
Or annoying
T-rex guy is a nice shooter but man is he a tryhard
Nah we love em, our government hates that we want em
They take themselves too seriously
hard larper
Nope, your government gives grants to AR-15 manufacturers cause a lot of them make army stuff too
ngl, i'm not a big shotgun guy. I think mostly because i've only used them in videogames and they all have stupid aim that's less than 5 meters away
SIG for example and it’s lobbying
IRL they rip holes till about 20m
50 is a bit much but up till 40 buckshot incapacitates
i remember playing halo3, you HAVE to be like next to the guy to get a kill
Yeah it’s game balance
But anyways
Why do american special forces use tube feds?
Why would you use a tube fed when a mag fed is just better in every way?
stop thinking videogame guns would behave similarly irl
Except for like, home defence (even then I’d prefer mag fed)
thats like the springfield and winchester stuff right?
When I went shootin
Benelli M4
My granddad had a Turkish copy
Better but that’s a pump mag fed
for "balance purposes", shotguns and flamethrowers have horribly nerfed effective ranges in videogames
Yeah well
but anyways
12g has a LOT of recoil
I wasn’t expecting it when I was going shooting
Doom 1 and 2 have a decently-implemented sniper rifle shotgun
I held the handguard and grip tight but
old reliable
idk
Anyways
I have the most recent Saiga-12
V 030
Goddamn that thing is like BUTTER
I've never shot one personally but the size of the shell is probably a good indicator of how much kick it has 
I've never shot any kind of long gun. Just a 9mm pistol and a .38 revolver
Smooth bolt, bolt hold open, mag well, steel hinged top cover with picatinny rail, picatinny rail on the barrel near the front too
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I shot a 9mm too but
With an improper grip
Like not hand fully around the grip
funny how these modern russian guns are all coming with picatinny rails 
still hit 14/16 at 15m not bad first time
Cause it’s better?
they're finally giving up on trying to make them intentionally incompatible with nato/western stuff, huh
Cause China
i guess back to ironsights
And well, it’s a good system
Yeah this
Extremely robust, literally a steel block

Folding stock doesn’t feel like it’s a skeleton stock, super stable
Last round bolt hold, INSIDE TRIGGER GUARD RELEASE
Fuckin G36 type shit
if I had the money to burn I'd have just two or three guns
which ones? no fuckin clue
Yeah but another gun
wait is that your kid?
Same
anywho going back
Yeah the issue with AK sights is you gotta get down, real down to get a sight picture
I think I'd own a revolver, a regular pistol and then... a long gun of any kind
could've been at a Texas elementary school
My 9mm, is a VIKING-MP446-C M
which ones? eh.
peacemaker (or a more modern version with the transfer bar safety cause I'm not insane)
beretta m9 maybe
and idk a lever action plinky 22lr baby rifle
Berettas are okay, haven’t shot one
oooo thats nice
Not as robust as Russian guns, but a bit lighter
hol up
Pic rail on the bottom, amazing sights
not as robust as russian guns
m9s are staple videogame guns and I've always wanted one since Resident Evil 
If you’ve held a Russian gun you’ll know the difference
it feels like solid steel, and will operate under LITERALLY any condition

It’s a little bit heavier but that doesn’t matter when you’re getting an otherwise similar but slightly superior product
i'll take your word for it
i dont have any russian guns anyways, even if i could get my hands on one
I gotta make a firing video, I asked my dad to film last time and he fucked it up
i'l.l be paying assload
Sadge
Human sized target, approx 15m
war hype
Too far for a first time shooter but ehh
bad grip though, I didn’t put my support hand around the gun
I just put it on my firing hand lol
shit my first time shooting, the instructor put the target at 5m 
couldn't miss it even if I wanted to
This guy was a moron this time, and idk why I didn’t ask for it closer
ever used any of the Choynese weapons?
kidna scared to use em, dont want my hands to explode
maybe he was being nice
Despite the other stuff which they sell to the west
which gun we talking about
The domestic produce is actually really quite good
most Chinese guns
Haven’t had any experience with newer ones but the Chinese SKS, tokarevs and AKS held up extremely well to their Russian counterparts
kinda a big reason why the north won the Vietnam war
Yes, we are not allowed to import guns from China or Russia anymore
have you seen the keyholing video that china recently put out?
sadly america is a fascist shithole
Ah yes
it was suspect
Don't tell me shit about laws in the country I live in
No idea
haven’t seen it
Wouldn't know better 
ok bro lol
I got relatives there, I know
sure a couple of kids got shot
Full of crime, terrible federal and foreign policy.
media says they deserved it
Not about school shootings
About other things too
The drug epidemic that kills 100k yearly
the insanely high crime rate in big cities
where you from?
The literal backstabbers in parliament
parliament?
I’ll be vague, but middle eastern
oh LMAO
Based
Yeah, very justified too
I especially loved the WMDS, great acting from bush and powell
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Average basement in the Middle East
The american military introducing itself at a middle eastern wedding (too insensitive?)
Average daily getup in the Middle East
its all #🎪bruh-fart
SHUT THE FUCK UP PORNOGRAPHY VIEWER
so its all the same
Or even the thread in here
It’s true though.
And when a guy revealed that your billion dollar drone program 90% of the time kills civilians, he was chased and arrested.
Middle east is cool as hell
United states will spend 90k to blow up a $13 tent
Economy aside, there’s very little discord in the country
most people are chill with each other unless you know, they accuse one group of working with the west (very common)
And well, the western backed group wins, imposes bad laws and rules nobody wants, and causes conflict. Well, not like we’re unique here.
Okay, now it's my time to shine, you'll lucky Aldo isn't here to make scorched earth around here
No Falco nothing
Come on, have a little heart?
You and the other dudes are going into topics that aren't allowed in here
About to say, why’d I come back and we’re discussing politics and war
I’m being objective here come on
I'm getting tired of this USA and middle eastern shit

We don't want that stuff in here
We all see the "[Nuclear]" in Falco's name right? shit bout to get lit
I don't give a fuck about objectiveness
get up on the flo'
Please keep the topic to Bulgaria versus Croatia thank you
It's not allowed in this fucking Discord for a videogame
That's another topic we'll discuss sooner or later if I find out that stuff is problematic
Maaaaaaaan
Mild mannered Falco upon the slightest sniff of political discourse in the depths of the gammacord
The gun nutting talk was "passable" even when we have #╟❓general-offtopic and a fucking thread in here
inb4 jannie and 1984 comments
But starting with the USA and all that was shit is crossing my line
More reasons
I made that thread almost a month ago, no one barely uses it

Honestly, I was just looking for an excuse to post the short video of a very scary bird. 
When mods don't allow political talk
It's a thread, what you do expect
No reply system, no anything
My state
I mean, the whole fake Reddit system is honestly better then threads
that guy got banned twice already 
yoink
@oblique hearth
SHUT UPPPPP
You're free to take the vids I post and repost them as much as you want
^
As a @slim osprey it is my gift to all shitposters
Average polish 'male'
I need to use this video
what in the hecc
"And as such I'll mute you"
I need to use the bullshit meme more often but y'all don't cooperate



