🎪bruh-fart

[normal reef]

@pastel quartz ti han dato del francese

[sullen osprey]

And make sure to switch it back and fourth between English and French

[normal reef]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-standing-fat-epic-gif-23115386

[pastel quartz]

lol

[sullen osprey]

HAH

[pastel quartz]

i kill you

[severe linden]

Boo-beep On.

[pastel quartz]

macaco frisco

[wind forum]

sopa de macaco

[severe linden]

Bee-Boop off

[pastel quartz]

alia bur as ta ferte

[abstract path]

Give yalls a boop

[slate crown]

ew no

[narrow lotus]

balls?

[slate crown]

balls

[pastel quartz]

macaco?

[narrow lotus]

colleros

[slate crown]

cojones

is that how you say balls in spanish?

[pastel quartz]

your mother is french

[pastel quartz]

@grizzled meadow

[severe linden]

draggin you back, there was no escape for you.

[slate crown]

man wish @west owl was here to teach me

[lusty sonnet]

Falco is def French

[grizzled meadow]

Where the fuck is he

[slate crown]

i dmed him but no reply

[pastel quartz]

@grizzled meadow fra, posso insultarlo?

[severe linden]

so french his noodles are actually just small breadsticks

[wind forum]

fucking

breadcels

[normal reef]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-you-should-kill-yourself-now-gif-23487049

[pastel quartz]

yeah i like possums

cool animals

[wind forum]

ratman how did you manage to type breadcels

[normal reef]

i swear to god

[grizzled meadow]

Vai

[pastel quartz]

vado pesante eh

[normal reef]

telling an italian he is french

[pastel quartz]

tua mamma stuppachiara

[grizzled meadow]

Capiamo

[normal reef]

worst fucking thing ever

[severe linden]

breadcels unite

[grizzled meadow]

gtanil 2

[pastel quartz]

the worst insult you can call an italian is to call him white

[lusty sonnet]

Falco is def a fake italian

[grizzled meadow]

Facts

[lusty sonnet]

Doesn't even have the mario accent

[slate crown]

there goes my hero

[pastel quartz]

im not italian

im sicilian

of sicilian emirate

[grizzled meadow]

gtanil literally MIA

[narrow lotus]

mafia?

[pastel quartz]

who said i said you are italian

[lusty sonnet]

Dm gtanil

[normal reef]

dio porco digli qualcosa

[pastel quartz]

sei frocio stai zitto

https://tenor.com/view/steven-van-zandt-silvio-dante-gif-22564892

sorry i dont speak french

[pastel quartz]

ok champ

[narrow lotus]

Silvio my beloved

[pastel quartz]

io non so fino a quanto posso spingermi

sicilians arent italian, im more italian than this sicilian (me, pictured, as italian)

[slate crown]

💀

[normal reef]

io ho votato si perchè me l'ha detto berlusconi

[abstract path]

Dead cells? When?

[normal reef]

sul tg5

[pastel quartz]

dead braincells? yeah, in #🎪bruh-fart

[slate crown]

rồi tới giờ mấy thằng này nổi điên rồi

[pastel quartz]

troppo autismo, vado via

[pastel quartz]

skaven language

[severe linden]

breadeadcells

[abstract path]

YOOOOOO

Let's go!!

[slate crown]

tf is that

[narrow lotus]

cockenballs

[slate crown]

torture

[pastel quartz]

sardinian dialect

he meant

[slate crown]

ah

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/queek-headtaker-skaven-queek-gif-15706905

QUEEK QUEEK

[lusty sonnet]

We're not all like that, most are tho

[abstract path]

Btw do you have more? -w-

[pastel quartz]

say that in english? sorry

[slate crown]

yes i speak rat language

mẹ mày

[pastel quartz]

tranquillo fratello socratico

[abstract path]

Dms

[abstract path]

Shit

Locked dms

[pastel quartz]

shut up

https://tenor.com/view/space-marines-gif-12025580

[severe linden]

perhaps later im out hiking rn

[normal reef]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-drama-discord-user-drama-discord-users-gif-24707797

[echo slate]

Wrong warhammer

[severe linden]

[normal reef]

https://tenor.com/view/wrong-channel-discord-nerd-lol-gif-24023807

[abstract path]

Okeeee

[severe linden]

https://i.gyazo.com/503c5d8c2ddc42f23ba57e0708544826.gif

[normal reef]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/999768768572035113/1026290907932270693/caption-22.gif

[wide bough]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-drama-ninjago-gif-26465406

[normal reef]

https://tenor.com/view/my-descent-into-madness-is-complete-madness-going-insane-insanity-mental-gif-22579930

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/curtain-lonnie-howwie-discord-rules-lon-gif-22730453
https://tenor.com/view/rule1-discord-rule-discord-mod-rule6276-admin-gif-25093281

[normal reef]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/275777565124198400/716039077132107856/caption-1-1.gif

[wind forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/108686075781726208/1021213678923690004/esports.gif

[normal reef]

https://tenor.com/view/demon-cat-scary-cat-demon-scary-cat-gif-26356229

[pastel quartz]

Falco is a calabrese

[wind forum]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/405552474447937557/971852458869547018/Untitled-2.gif

[pastel quartz]

no

[wide bough]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-griddy-griddy-dance-crazy-slow-gif-25486939

[pastel quartz]

quindi non volevi una conversazione con me?😔

[wind forum]

SOMETHINGS IN MY ASS

[wind forum]

OOOOOO OOOOO

[pastel quartz]

yeah possums really are cool

[pastel quartz]

a salam u alikum

my cousin had one

we fed him salami

[wide bough]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-cobain-kurt-cobain-going-insane-kurt-cobain-ifunny-gif-insane-i-am-going-fucking-insane-gif-23127998

[pastel quartz]

good times

[pastel quartz]

I think you have a fetish for possums

[wide bough]

SED

X

[pastel quartz]

in english please?

i have a hard time translating that

[pastel quartz]

che mba'éichapa repensa reguerekoha peteĩ fetiche umi possum rehe

sicilian is a funny language

[midnight tree]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz8ssH7LiB0 god watching me put progressively more depraved objects in my ass

[abstract path]

Jeez

[pastel quartz]

no is french

[pastel quartz]

sicilian is a beautiful language

[pastel quartz]

couldnt tell, im not french

unlike you

[pastel quartz]

you are french

[lusty sonnet]

ah Kalabra, così dalle colonie greche

Fake italian

[pastel quartz]

hi bob

thats bob (french)

[midnight tree]

oh my god it's a macedonian

[upbeat bobcat]

bub

[slate crown]

yoo bob face reveal

[upbeat bobcat]

@pastel quartz Why

[pastel quartz]

this whole time you were talking to an AI assisted monkey algorithm

[wide bough]

https://youtu.be/MA8rhf2KVzs #🎪bruh-fart meetup

[pastel quartz]

@lusty sonnet cosa vuole sto usurpatore del buon alessandrismo

[midnight tree]

shut up poopy head

[pastel quartz]

I was wrong rip

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/397355356617179137/1031606904562143393/telegram_video.mp4.mp4 @slate crown

[slate crown]

GET TF OF MAH PORCH

[wind forum]

epic rape battles of history

[slate crown]

this is great imma share it with my beloved

[pastel quartz]

i pissing in your mouth

https://tenor.com/view/soulpride-flute-tune-remix-peek-hide-gif-16771611

[pastel quartz]

he's bob

[pastel quartz]

the most appetizing sicilian dish

[pastel quartz]

me

[pastel quartz]

guarda che buona Bob

is Pasta alla norma

[abstract path]

Finally watching breaking bad

[pastel quartz]

fermented piss pasta

pizza is good

its like

uhh

food

[abstract path]

Crystal meth

[pastel quartz]

@grizzled meadow

bannalo

per favore bannalo

ha insultato la pasta alla norma

[abstract path]

Perkele

[pastel quartz]

your food is french

[abstract path]

Baguette

Oui

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-i-will-kill-you-kill-kill-you-gif-16432800

[abstract path]

Sorry but i only agree to oppinions

[normal reef]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/624295194027884589/1031593367794090104/4_5938547548129070690.mp4

[slate crown]

honk

[abstract path]

Also

[slate crown]

bruh

[abstract path]

Look at my name

Look at my name

Ehat do you see

[pastel quartz]

lets see Paul Allens death threat

[abstract path]

Say it

Say it

[slate crown]

no

[abstract path]

🗿

[slate crown]

[abstract path]

I'm definitely keeping it

[slate crown]

we do a lil trollin

[pastel quartz]

#🎪bruh-fart users

[lusty sonnet]

I missed an @ somewhere, rip

[slate crown]

nah I'm good

[abstract path]

I'm good bruv

[pastel quartz]

more for me

[abstract path]

Yes yes

[abstract path]

It depends on who lives there

[pastel quartz]

balkanites.....

[abstract path]

Also

I think i am slowly having that "brainfary" energy

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/falloutnewvegas-gif-7219878

[wide bough]

Yes hello

[abstract path]

Wow so original

So epic

So unbelievable

[wind forum]

Love this

great meme man

[abstract path]

I am dying of excitement

[wind forum]

Really proud of you

[abstract path]

Oh mein gott

Jesus christ

Such great video

[normal reef]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1031613630040514591/trim.A4FBA6BD-F8AB-453C-BE1A-0AC4EABCD788.mov

[abstract path]

Ok, better

[normal reef]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1031613289383342141/Jerma_make_you_lose_control.mp4

[wide bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1031613630040514591/trim.A4FBA6BD-F8AB-453C-BE1A-0AC4EABCD788.mov

[normal reef]

do you like my meme

i stole it myself

[abstract path]

Yes yes

Go, commit more warcrimes

:>

[normal reef]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-insane-gif-21702784

[abstract path]

I am insane

Most insane brainfart user

[abstract path]

Youngest too

[placid sail]

https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/movies/Drop+dead_08aece_9953402.mp4

[wide bough]

dude I’m literally a fetus

I post from the womb

[abstract path]

Don't tell me

[pastel quartz]

the trinity

[abstract path]

STRAWBERRY

[wide bough]

Someone do this but with sneaky snitch

mega funny

[abstract path]

Oh mein gott breaking bad is so gut

[slate crown]

i gotchu

[wide bough]

[abstract path]

I know now why yall wantet me to watch it

[abstract path]

Uhhhh

Yeah, the pills are kickin in

[pastel quartz]

i can see walls

[wide bough]

(He has 100GB of illegal porn)

[pastel quartz]

the drywall is coming back

[pastel quartz]

just a 100 gb picture of your mom

[wide bough]

DAMN!!!!

[pastel quartz]

i need a schizophrenic to decipher this

please

[wind forum]

I got one for you

[wide bough]

Nuclear fallout causes earthquakes which emit 5G waves (cognitohazard manufactured by Samsung)

[pastel quartz]

snails

[wide bough]

LMAO THANK YOU

[pastel quartz]

you missed the point which was snails

[slate crown]

you're welcome

[abstract path]

Hush bish

No men

[molten meteor]

https://twitter.com/JermSansContext/status/1207405617608085504?s=20&t=iGArJdAQEJRWqYZBl9oROw

Jerma Out Of Control (@JermSansContext)

https://t.co/frpTzovC7T

Likes

1170

Retweets

509

▶ Play video

Twitter · Dec 18, 2019, 9:01 PM

[wide bough]

Cumulation of nuclear photons released into the air caused by nuclear radiation

[abstract path]

No bitches

No life

Just an AI

[wide bough]

If you see a snail your vicinity is radioactive and you are being poisoned

[abstract path]

Literally can't noscope

Eat shit

[abstract path]

That goes to hell

[slate crown]

bro you made me physically gag

and not in a good way either

[pastel quartz]

how could you think gagging would be good in any way

why did you specify "not in a good way either"

[slate crown]

wanna find out? 😏

[pastel quartz]

no

[slate crown]

your loss

[abstract path]

Heh

Brainfart

Never change

[slate crown]

thought i could bust out my gawk gawk 9000 for a test drive

[pastel quartz]

escape from sicily

[real tinsel]

what the fuck are you talking about pango

[pastel quartz]

what the fuck is that pfp

[wind forum]

same vibe

[narrow lotus]

balls convention

[slate crown]

ballz

[real tinsel]

it's goth shrek bob

[pastel quartz]

vibe

[real tinsel]

something you wouldn't understand

[pastel quartz]

i dig it

[real tinsel]

bob.

[slate crown]

mbobb

[abstract path]

Doctor bob

[abstract path]

Rip off cola brand

So

[pastel quartz]

this is me

[abstract path]

table bang

[real tinsel]

crystal finally embraced his true nature

[abstract path]

WHERE IS THE REAL BOB?!?

[real tinsel]

@abstract path

[abstract path]

Yes

[pastel quartz]

i stole bobs account

[real tinsel]

you mean @pastel quartz ?

[abstract path]

Give it bacc >:<

[pastel quartz]

no its mine now

[abstract path]

Okay :)

Have fun then

[real tinsel]

i've only known 2 bobs in my life; 1 was me (i changed my name) and the other is @pastel quartz

there haven't been any other bobs

[wind forum]

me and who

[pastel quartz]

me pulling up to bobs place

[real tinsel]

who is @pastel quartz

[pastel quartz]

the previous AI assisted monkey of this user @pastel quartz

[wide bough]

Bob is a collective of monkeys, orangutans, and other primates that take turns running the account

[real tinsel]

so like M-consciousness

[wide bough]

monke

[pastel quartz]

i present to you a very unique reaction image that you might use in the future @grizzled meadow

[wide bough]

i cooka da pizza

[wind forum]

literal brainfart user

[narrow lotus]

i can relate to users like this guy

[real tinsel]

that's literally me (and i also happen to be a brainfart user)

[narrow lotus]

fuck your video

[pastel quartz]

try pressing play

[real tinsel]

ah so it didn't only get stuck for me

[pastel quartz]

[wind forum]

🔊

[pastel quartz]

or you can download

[real tinsel]

change channels, it works eventually

[pastel quartz]

and play

[real tinsel]

nah

[real pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/666577121144995850/1030812478432608267/310453725_818297269370006_2262057177432736756_n.mp4

[wind forum]

https://tenor.com/view/chuvak-gif-25442619

[upbeat bobcat]

smiles in burnt church

[real tinsel]

he looks submissive and breedable

very

[wind forum]

smiles in dead euronymous

[pastel quartz]

smiles in 23 stab wound inflictions

[wind forum]

Kane?

[narrow lotus]

[ember kindle]

whomstve pungeth

[placid sail]

since when you guys are permitted to open carry?

[pastel quartz]

since bob joined

[placid sail]

factually incorrect, utter bob

go grow some sick muscles stinky

[pastel quartz]

🤓

you

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-no-u-no-you-reverse-uno-uno-gif-22508660

[abstract path]

Who this

[ember kindle]

no stargate sg1? fake

[pastel quartz]

stargate

ignored

[ember kindle]

wot

whats wrong with sg

its the best ever series this worlds ever friggin seen

lmfaoe @ got

and house of dragon

[pastel quartz]

you're talking to a monkey

you're arguing with a monkey

[ember kindle]

literal generic medieval fanstasy trash

[narrow lotus]

got 🤓

[ember kindle]

rings of power >>>> got

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/knuckles-gif-26722749

[ember kindle]

if they added sex to ring of power, i kid you not it would be more watched than got

[pastel quartz]

my opinion > your opinion

sorry kid

[abstract path]

I might make it

[ember kindle]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA send that on weirdlooking food subreddit

[narrow lotus]

Marin Kitagawa literally overrrated as motherfucking fuck

[pastel quartz]

romanian anime?

[narrow lotus]

no , thats Petrica the Earring

[pastel quartz]

i dont know either

[narrow lotus]

Sandu Soup

https://tenor.com/view/sandu-ciorba-manele-manea-sarba-tigan-gif-14293338

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/kkaper-by-gapbl4-gif-7722243

lets gewww bruddderrrr

[pastel quartz]

yEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA

[plucky void]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/868091047224442980/1031630450709499914/No-video-title-fdown.net.mp4

[wide bough]

Rollable cities (aka Boston)

[wind forum]

Fucking miss Pavel bro

They done him for his foams

[pastel quartz]

you mean @minor spearhoefootjob?

what

how did that tag someone

[abstract path]

Hasshd

Whaa

[wind forum]

Yeah aka Landmine survivor

[pastel quartz]

twitter frens nooooo

[narrow lotus]

[pastel quartz]

hollup, the Bobs are coming

[minor spear]

😳

[pastel quartz]

it is now your supreme obligation to rename yourself to arthoefootjob

[pastel quartz]

he did it

[minor spear]

Really can't argue with that logic

[pastel quartz]

based

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/mrgurnsss-friday-feels-monkey-gangster-gif-12327167

[real tinsel]

i have come

[pastel quartz]

2 bobs now

we're bobbing up

[grizzled meadow]

He did the meme

Absolute Chad

[normal reef]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1031634691800957009/AQWtewssf.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

Io

[normal reef]

noi*

[narrow lotus]

🅱️alco

[heady crow]

me

[normal reef]

us*

[narrow lotus]

[swift scarab]

sip.wav my beloved

Only good sound since the oof is gone

[real tinsel]

2> bobs

i'm a colonial organism

[normal reef]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-standing-fat-epic-gif-23115386

[wary zodiac]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/973997914273767426/1031638845642506321/Baller.mp4

[pastel quartz]

and im bob, nice to meet you

[real tinsel]

🤝

it's usually not nice to meet me

you're a good guy bob

you called me nice

i won't forget that

[heady crow]

by meeting you i got muted

[real tinsel]

see bruno is an example

[pastel quartz]

i will, i have dementia

[real tinsel]

it was not very nice of him to meet me

[pastel quartz]

im eating soup rn

any other soup guys in the chat?

[real tinsel]

nah just tea here

[wind forum]

You drink soup

You dont eat it

[pastel quartz]

its hot and i burned my tongue

i eat it

[heady crow]

ate some today

[pastel quartz]

i chew on it

[wind forum]

You eat stew

Not soup

[pastel quartz]

i eat liquid retard

[real tinsel]

i burned my tongue many times it doesn't affect me anymore

i burned all the nerves in my tongue

[heady crow]

same but it affects me

[real tinsel]

👍

[pastel quartz]

i burned my tongue when i cooked lasagna

[wind forum]

By allah do not tempt my hand

[pastel quartz]

it affected the final taste of the product

shame

[wind forum]

Wow thats smaller than i thought

[pastel quartz]

thats what she said

[wind forum]

[heady crow]

how did you burn your tongue when you cooked lasagna bob

[pastel quartz]

by tasting the red sauce when it was cooking

[real tinsel]

he tried to eat it straight out of the microwave

[pastel quartz]

the bologne

[real tinsel]

i got close

[heady crow]

why did you taste the red sauce when it was cooking bob

[pastel quartz]

so i could figure out if it needed more salt and seasoning

[heady crow]

did it?

[real tinsel]

bruno you're asking too many questions

[pastel quartz]

it did

[real tinsel]

are you with the feds?

[heady crow]

im not asking enough

[pastel quartz]

i also needed to cool my tongue down

[heady crow]

so it was worth it to burn your tongue

[real tinsel]

bob don't answer this bruno guy i think he's trying to get valuable critical information from you

he could use them against you in court

[pastel quartz]

if i didnt burn my tongue, the lasagna could come out as less salty

[heady crow]

so it was worth it

[pastel quartz]

it is important to burn your tongue when cooking

yes

but it affected the taste of the end product

aka i could not use 100% of my tongue power for tasting

[stone ravine]

did someone say lasagna?

[heady crow]

you couldnt taste the lasagna as well due to your burned tongue?

or did you get corona

[pastel quartz]

indeed

[heady crow]

im sorry

[pastel quartz]

no i burned my tongue

[heady crow]

you burned your tongue?

how?

[pastel quartz]

i didnt get corona, i dont like that beer

i got pilsner

instead

i burned my tongue during cooking

[heady crow]

ah pilnser. Im not a beer guy myself really

[pastel quartz]

i cooked lasagna

me neither

[pastel quartz]

but i ran out of water

[heady crow]

ye for low % stuff long drink is good enough for me

[grizzled meadow]

Why this stuff is so funny

[pastel quartz]

i clean my palette with tatran tea

[grizzled meadow]

Jesus

[heady crow]

did you burn your tongue by drinking tatran tea?

[pastel quartz]

no

i didnt heat the tatran tea to a boiling point

it could affect the possibility of the tea burning my tongue

the lasagna in question

[heady crow]

thats the lasagna you burned your tongue to churn out?

[pastel quartz]

thats the lasagna i burned my tongue to

[wind forum]

Thats a really nice looking lasagna

[eager quest]

btw @heady crow i finished edgerunners today with a friend (cuz i watched it whole with him, i wouldve done it in the first day of release otherwise)

and

idk

depression

[wind forum]

Did you make it yourself

[pastel quartz]

unfortunately i burned my tongue during cooking that lasagna which affected my ability to taste it properly

[hidden patio]

Cat tax

[heady crow]

i think it was worth it for you to burn your tongue

[heady crow]

aaa omgg!!1 hiii!!!!

[stone ravine]

that siren when a psy storm happens is spoopy

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/chilling-cyberpunk-edgerunners-rocking-left-and-right-relaxing-sight-seeing-gif-25909275

[eager quest]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[pastel quartz]

my homies (who didnt burn their tongues during cooking) say it looks like lava

[heady crow]

did it feel like lava when you burned your tongue while tasting the red sauce while making the lasagna

[pastel quartz]

its got 5 types of cheese in it

[heady crow]

post cheese list

[pastel quartz]

and bologne inspired recipe close to chilli con carne

cheddar, gouda, eidam and parmesan

[heady crow]

good cheese list

now answer my question regarding the red sauce feeling like lava when you burned yourself

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow run a background check on @heady crow i think he's a fed

[heady crow]

me

[abstract path]

Guess what @wind forum

[wind forum]

What

[abstract path]

Hi

[stone blade]

guys

guys

I got forza 4

[abstract path]

I got fofrza 5

[wind forum]

I got uhhh

Scorn

[stone blade]

ew

[abstract path]

Yes

[wind forum]

How I sleep knowing the enemies of the monolith will be vanquished

[cerulean plover]

saw this and thought of bruno

[abstract path]

Scorn

[wind forum]

Scorm

[heady crow]

i drank some greek spirit and thought of you

[abstract path]

My father intrpduceed me to that game tbh

[wind forum]

He what

The ducee?

[abstract path]

He showed me the game scorn

Like before release

[pastel quartz]

it started like this, i added a bit of butter and olive oil into a pan, to it i added 1 kg of beef/pork minced meat mix and cooked it until cooked through. When cooked, i removed the oil/fats from the pan and cooked it dry for 5-8 minutes until brown/caramelised colors appear. To it i sautee with red wine until it stops sizzling. In another pan i have vegetables such as an onion, garlic, olive oil (thats a vegetable) a bit of sliced red pepper and several cut tomatoes, i start with the onions until soft and brown, then i add all the mentioned vegetables. Once the meat is done in the other pan and the vegetables got a good cook through, i add the two together into one pan + the fat i took from the meat mix earlier. Once incorporated i add beef stock, black chocolate, italian seasoning, salt and pepper (a little bit only) and chilli powder. Then i add tomato puree and homemade tomato mix puree. I let that cook for 2 + hours. Once thats done, its time to season it more to taste, exactly in this moment whilst tasting it, i burned my tongue

[abstract path]

Trailer n shit

[wind forum]

Your dad is cool

[abstract path]

With gameplay tho

Yes he is

[wind forum]

We're hanging out okay

[abstract path]

Evn with a bite of bad character development he had, he's kinda cool ngl

[pastel quartz]

after doing the bologne sauce, i do the bechamel sauce and shred some cheese

then i call the lasagna gathering gnomes to assemble the lasagna

hopefully they didnt burn their tongues

[abstract path]

I wanna make lasagna now

Thanks

I haven't eaten that in ages

I want it.

[wind forum]

Cop?

[abstract path]

Cheese, meat, noodles and some vegies

Gosh

I wosh lasagnas could be bigger

[quaint ore]

Average Freedomer Legend:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1021709912297979937/1031644732255895572/c13bccbed89a4c26a28659ddb9a2f798_301157947_1131578634115022_4310990518905172526_n.mp4

[abstract path]

God

Better off then duty getting raped by some random ass dogs

Even if that's 3

[quaint ore]

DO NOT DENY ME MY DOOBIE

• Kratos 495 BC

[abstract path]

The cabbage isn't real

[pastel quartz]

this is unironically my third pic

i hope larkin wont ban me for offensive british memes

[abstract path]

:((( nooooooo he got the bad food

An

Man

I was considering mixing a tonic with alc

Gin with russian water

[heady crow]

ah thats when you burned your tongue

yeah i was a bit confused about the events but now it makes sense

maybe add a graphic or mind map next time

[abstract path]

I'll put this with my other notes

[heady crow]

of how he burned his tongue?

damn

[pastel quartz]

ill graph next tongue burning events

[abstract path]

I mean like

[heady crow]

thank you bob

i appreciate it

[abstract path]

It's a whole recipe

Almost

[pastel quartz]

he works for the anti tongue burning event coalition, he studies and evalutes tongue burning event statistics and coordinates solutions to prevent tongue burning scenarios with alternative means of food tonguing

[abstract path]

Yep that's a r3cipe

Thanks bob

[pastel quartz]

everyday i thank bob

🙏🏼

[abstract path]

Damn

[pastel quartz]

but today seems kinda....

well

[abstract path]

Real mood right there

[pastel quartz]

you get me

[abstract path]

Yes i do

[heady crow]

do you really?

[abstract path]

I actually do, yes

God i ate so less today

Literally just one meal

Fuck.

[pastel quartz]

also, when cooking big batches for prolonged amount of time, add like 0.5-1 l of water

[abstract path]

Imma be eatin at night like this

[pastel quartz]

the sauce is gonna reduce

[abstract path]

My mother taught me that one, heh

[eager quest]

i think i can easily go like 2 days without feeling the need to eat something

if i actually dont wanna eat its more than 2 days

[abstract path]

You don't get it i NEED to eat

[abstract path]

I an stil growing physicsdlly

[eager quest]

why

[pastel quartz]

my mother taught me how not to burn the tip off (my tongue)

but i forgot

[heady crow]

ghosty is younger than you wdym

[abstract path]

Wadit

Eth

[eager quest]

only difference is im more chad

[heady crow]

true actually

[abstract path]

And i am?

:v

[eager quest]

no

[abstract path]

:<

[heady crow]

chimp with a machine gun

[abstract path]

YAYYY

[heady crow]

like slippin jimmy with a law degree

[abstract path]

Hmmmm

I wonder tho

[abstract path]

Why especially a chimp with a machinegun?

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBu77h2FSCM

new vid from ahoy

[abstract path]

Whose ahoy?

[pastel quartz]

i get it

[heady crow]

gun vids with cool graphics

[abstract path]

Ok gonna watch it

[stone blade]

guys

press CTRL / and press any arrow key

[heady crow]

old trick

[stone blade]

ok

i just found out

cuz im retarded

[abstract path]

Walter: falls down and almost dies
Me eating my apple in front of the screen cutely:

Yep

🗿

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cVckcoJ_MU&list=OLAK5uy_lMXoKgCHIqkNFih50GTbKkJY7eTLm79-o

me when that snoop dogg flow hits

[abstract path]

Yes

[midnight tree]

my mans sits like an old lady when he drives

[stone blade]

who cares

he vibin

[midnight tree]

his back cares

bro gonna become quasimodo

[narrow lotus]

the guy is too high to give a shit about us at this point

his back is the least of his problems

[hushed marsh]

Also he is 50, his back is probably already ruined at that age

[heady crow]

the man was on trial for murder i dont think he cares about his back at this point

[narrow briar]

oh look crystal went out and got an accurate nickname

[midnight tree]

ye

picking things up and put them down again means i'll get bige andt stronke

[narrow lotus]

g

[hushed marsh]

if you combine all 3

sleep

food

picking things up

[hushed marsh]

you will ascend

[narrow lotus]

i will ascent to sleep cause i slept only 3 good hours for some fucking reason

i decided to have some weird panic attack or whatever in the night

i dont even know why , never happened before

[hushed marsh]

did you eat enough good food and pick up enough stuff?

[narrow lotus]

yes and n0

[hushed marsh]

see thats the issue

you missed one part

[narrow lotus]

yes , i will take the L

[hushed marsh]

keep your chin up king, your crown will fall

[ember kindle]

Part 2 of peepo plays runescap is out! https://www.reddit.com/gallery/y6d7dd

so wholesome

[ember kindle]

ledy post pic of pepi

[midnight tree]

so if i pick up enough good food i will get stronger faster???

what if i pick up and sleep with good food

triple the gains

[hushed marsh]

see? you get it

you smart person you

[midnight tree]

yeees

me big thinky brain good have

[hushed marsh]

Why do you think Kiryu is so jacked? He eats and drinks constantly and gets into fights all the time

[midnight tree]

my goal is to become a 40k ogryn

[ember kindle]

https://vxtwitter.com/fasc1nate/status/1581955133961023490

vore bros be like

[midnight tree]

i want to have less braincells than muscle mass

[hushed marsh]

If you've ever been in a Used Honda from 1999 this is what all music sounds like from its speakers

[midnight tree]

had an old 2002 octavia

if it wasn't for EU valuations i would still have it

damn those vehicular regulations thinking i need "functional brakes" and shit

[hushed marsh]

I have a friend who still has this old Dodge Neon

[ember kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/437067256049172491/1031651377887326238/cold_beer_on_the_friday_night-1.mp4

[hushed marsh]

The fact that car still fucking works is amazing

His dad gave it to him when he was 15 and he still has it

Its got at least 350k km on it

[midnight tree]

i think my old one had something along those lines

the car i drive at work has around 310k

shit works fine

[hushed marsh]

In Canada, and I think in the US, if you want a car that lasts forever, Police Departments are trying to get rid of their

Crown Victoria police cruisers

so they auction them off for like nothing

They leave all the like police car upgrades on them, its rad

[midnight tree]

if only i was canadian

thankfully i'm norwegian instead

[hushed marsh]

Ive been trying to learn Norwegian actually

Just, for fun really, I have no practical reason to do so

[midnight tree]

a lot of people seem to want to learn norwegian

[hushed marsh]

I learned Icelandic for the last couple years

[midnight tree]

fr?

based

[hushed marsh]

Yeah

[midnight tree]

icelandic sounds cooler

[hushed marsh]

Its closer to old norse

[real tinsel]

he doesn't get into fights, fights find him all the time

[hushed marsh]

Due to isolation and all that

[midnight tree]

but i also lost a blåhaj when i last was there as a child so i will never forgive the icelanders

[hushed marsh]

[midnight tree]

:,(

[hushed marsh]

I have one, you can borrow mine

You have to give him back though

[real tinsel]

you literally cannot walk 10 meters in the city in yakuza 3 without some gang coming at you to fight you

[midnight tree]

sure lemme just send you all my personal info so you can send him to me

this will be epic

[hushed marsh]

It would actually be cheaper to give you enough money to go to Ikea and buy one than it would be to ship anything out of Canada

the prices are nuts

[midnight tree]

🥜

[hushed marsh]

🌰

[midnight tree]

coconuts ain't nuts as far as i know

so i wont post one

[real tinsel]

what are they then

[hushed marsh]

Its a drupe

[midnight tree]

i think they're technically pit fruits

[hushed marsh]

A fruit with a hard stony covering

[real tinsel]

you made that word up moon

[abstract path]

What could it mean when someone tells you that they will eat your heart out

[hushed marsh]

https://i.gyazo.com/37a0e68533ec6184121f96f2d75268a8.png

its a hard skinned drupe

[midnight tree]

uh i think it means something but i don't know what

[plucky void]

the snoot drupes

[narrow briar]

oh welcome to me world

[abstract path]

Yeah same! Same

[midnight tree]

damn bro

[real tinsel]

you just edited the html and screenshoted it

[midnight tree]

we're like twins

[reef anchor]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/1581698251472113664

[hushed marsh]

google is free, you can look it up yourself man

[midnight tree]

google only takes your info

[abstract path]

Wrong, we are completely different

With different skill set

You are not quirky

I am

We.

Are different

[midnight tree]

you are literally me fr

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[narrow briar]

honestly this sounds like a typo more than a message with some deep meaning

[abstract path]

Mito hush you have a girls name

[hushed marsh]

nobody here has english as a first language, if you say you do you are lying

[narrow briar]

Nah, I'm pretty sure my name is peak masculinity

[abstract path]

Yes

I was lying all the time

[narrow briar]

my nickname tho

on the other hand

[midnight tree]

what nicknames do y'all have

[abstract path]

For me i already have my name as kris so my nicky is K

[narrow briar]

it's a: japanese name, a name of an alfa romeo car and a name of toilet manufacturer

[midnight tree]

my nickname is Dexter

[abstract path]

I prefer crystal but then again

German

Kristall

Again

K

Loop

Crazy right?

[midnight tree]

it do be like that

insane, even

[hushed marsh]

mental

[narrow briar]

menial mental

[midnight tree]

absolutely unhinged

[abstract path]

Literally mental

[narrow briar]

manical menial mental

methal

[abstract path]

Yesssss

Methanol

[hushed marsh]

minor spelling error

[narrow briar]

methanoia

[hushed marsh]

point and laugh

[narrow briar]

[abstract path]

Moon

[narrow briar]

ah, moon

[abstract path]

I found you

[narrow briar]

just casually mooning us

[abstract path]

You're up in the sky

♻️

[hushed marsh]

Im in my bedroom actually

[midnight tree]

lies

i can see you up there

[abstract path]

Lies, i can see you up there

[midnight tree]

don't play me for a fool like that

[hushed marsh]

[narrow briar]

moon at noon

[abstract path]

Fuck another alt acc

[narrow briar]

no, don't fuck

[abstract path]

[hushed marsh]

minor spelling error

[abstract path]

*editet

[narrow briar]

can I at myself?

[hushed marsh]

all arguments = invalid

Yes

[narrow briar]

[midnight tree]

sbelling eror

[narrow briar]

anyway, breakdown has been mitigated. day can continue.

[abstract path]

Myushbestspelin in hotiree

[hushed marsh]

radical

[abstract path]

Jeez

[narrow briar]

me, fail at english? DISPOSSIBLE

[abstract path]

I hate speakin like that

Welcome to the breathing lessons

[midnight tree]

please help me to breathe i haven't breathed in 20 years

[narrow briar]

Can i get additional breathing classes? I can't seem to... inhale... just the right way.

[midnight tree]

i need to learn it tbh

i need to get with the times before the times get me, you know?

[hushed marsh]

these mfs need oxygen

[abstract path]

Touch grass nerd

[midnight tree]

it's all the rage these days

[abstract path]

Haheheh

Heheheha

Lmao

[midnight tree]

and i'm all about rage

[abstract path]

Huh

[midnight tree]

how else am i gonna pick things up and put them down again

[abstract path]

How abouy

[narrow briar]

mf is a burer

[abstract path]

You pick me up

And then don't let me down

But instead throw me

[midnight tree]

i have been in the people throwing business for a while

it's a dog throw dog world out there

[abstract path]

Yes yes

[narrow briar]

i prefer yeeting instead

[abstract path]

I don't get the difference

[fading shuttle]

amongus

[abstract path]

NOOOOOOI QwQ

[hushed marsh]

a yeet is more spontaneous and imprecise than a regular throw

[abstract path]

I see!

Welp

yeets moon

Actually

unyeets

yeets amogus

NO MORE

No more

[narrow briar]

tbh you shouldn't yeet good people

good people you should gently carry

[abstract path]

I unyeeted them hey xd

[midnight tree]

what has been yate can not been unyeeten

[narrow briar]

yote

coyote?

[abstract path]

Xwx

[hushed marsh]

Past transgressions cannot be forgiven

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/book-of-grudges-total-war-warhammer-dwarfs-dwarf-vengeance-gif-19626646

dwarf sounding ass mf

[abstract path]

I understood that as "those who do transitions cannot be forgiven" as in "trans ppl cannot be forgiven"

[narrow briar]

uhhhh

[abstract path]

Yeah ik

[narrow briar]

well that escalated quickly

[midnight tree]

hillbilly grindset

[abstract path]

I understood it that way cuz it sounded like it

[hushed marsh]

the words I used were too smart Im sorry

[midnight tree]

no big word thank

[abstract path]

Yes sorry i only speak half of jt

[narrow briar]

meth, go get some crystal

[abstract path]

Yes sir

[narrow briar]

you must be hungry

[abstract path]

I...

Actually am...hungry

[narrow briar]

you aren't yourself when you're hungry

[abstract path]

Snakers

[narrow briar]

snekers

[abstract path]

Sneakers

[midnight tree]

i kinda wanna change my real name to Grug

[abstract path]

I wanna change it to crystal cuz

[midnight tree]

you wanna change my name to crystal?

[abstract path]

Mine, not yours

x3

[swift scarab]

I see others finding that hilarious or idiotic, depending on who you ask

[abstract path]

I always love to scatter my sentences to literal bits