🎪bruh-fart

[broken topaz]

he tried to hug me

[atomic pewter]

Several of my coworkers say I look like the Undertaker, the fucking wrestler

[broken topaz]

school shooter look

[plucky void]

are you almost 7ft tall?

[cerulean plover]

The american badass!

[atomic pewter]

Even though I look at him and I'm like "What the fuck I don't"

[heady crow]

gahdamn

best kind of compliment to get

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/undertaker-gif-26397517

[atomic pewter]

I look like jesus

[cerulean plover]

but which years undertaker?

[plucky void]

he was my favorite wrestler growing up

[atomic pewter]

Idk man I don't watch wrestling

[broken topaz]

Maybe they are hinting at your hairline

[atomic pewter]

[cerulean plover]

OR as they say with Bale. You look like Christian Bale. but they never say which movie from.

[atomic pewter]

Nah fortunately it's because I got my hair in a ponytail when I work

Because otherwise it tickles my face when I bend down to pick shit up

And it drives me insane

[broken topaz]

as dick cheney

[heady crow]

now Christian Bale might be just like me but dont let that distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mcmahon-meme-gif-25576019

[atomic pewter]

I'm 6'3

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-triple-h-head-nod-nodding-approved-gif-13272682

should return back to my triple h pfp

[broken topaz]

me listening to my bf talking about their day

[atomic pewter]

So yeah I guess people call me UT because I'm really tall

[cerulean plover]

The Nose

[heady crow]

where are you mentally when he is talking?

[cerulean plover]

spare us half an inch sir

[atomic pewter]

Sure, that way I could get into cars easier

And my back would hurt less

[slim osprey]

Ay can I get some too?

[heady crow]

how swole are you then?

[atomic pewter]

Not at all

[heady crow]

UT isnt only tall but big too

ah

[atomic pewter]

I'm not a bodybuilder

[slim osprey]

I'm literally just trying to be average, not even tall

[cerulean plover]

try bikes, problem solved

[broken topaz]

listening to the voice in my head usually

[atomic pewter]

I just lift heavy charges all the time

Working in a costco does that to ya

[cerulean plover]

sexual assault charges?

[heady crow]

what is the voice telling you to do?

[atomic pewter]

I used to be a fucking twig before I started working there

[cerulean plover]

[atomic pewter]

Also lmao

Thankfully no

[plucky void]

yeah you're close to his height. he's 6'10 I think

[broken topaz]

To try and listen instead of zoning out

[cerulean plover]

dont trust online sauces for wrestlers heights

[atomic pewter]

I also tend to drag empty pallets like they're dead bodies apparently

[broken topaz]

that sounds like its bad for your back

[plucky void]

wym, wikipedia is the most reliable source

[broken topaz]

lift with your legs, not your back

[atomic pewter]

Nah

[cerulean plover]

not nearly as bad as sitting your ass on a chair all day

[heady crow]

i alone choose to believe the misinformation i come across

[atomic pewter]

One under each arm bro

[broken topaz]

okay ill sit on your lap instead

[atomic pewter]

I don't pull them from the front, if that makes any sense

[cerulean plover]

you did see or you yourself posted the bulgarian lady shitting on turkish history wikies?

[cerulean plover]

you have a bf

[heady crow]

oh btw dingy if you dont mind me asking where in greece do you live?

[broken topaz]

Yeah whats your address

[heady crow]

social security number

etc

[cerulean plover]

fr?

[heady crow]

but nah i might go on a lil trip to Athens during new years

so if youre around there would be fun to meetup

[broken topaz]

Meeting strangers of the internet

[atomic pewter]

Something something north macedonia

[broken topaz]

[cerulean plover]

it would, but im not in Athens. 🙂

[plucky void]

I saw it, didn't post it myself.
That was a joke btw

[cerulean plover]

jokes and memes originate from the darkest and dankest of truths

[cerulean plover]

and also i might be dead this winter

[atomic pewter]

Why ?

[heady crow]

an internet stranger is coming to my place in a few days

[broken topaz]

scaryy

use protection

[cerulean plover]

starvation, cold who knows, or dares to see

[heady crow]

nahh hes straight

[atomic pewter]

You in a warzone or something ?

[cerulean plover]

rubber?

[broken topaz]

I was thinking more so of gun

[atomic pewter]

Chainmail

[broken topaz]

But hey could be worse

I once met someone from 4chan irl

[heady crow]

ah already got that under control then

[cerulean plover]

could be worse. 8chun

[slim osprey]

Good lord I feel sorry for you

[broken topaz]

Well it was a bit spooky, but he was a nice guy

he was more scared of me than i of him

[heady crow]

tfw intimidatingmaxxing

[broken topaz]

because to him i was also a weirdo on 4chan

[slim osprey]

Bruh

[plucky void]

I don't. I applaud Cori's bravery

[broken topaz]

we made passionate love

[broken topaz]

no like for real

[plucky void]

can't be that much worse than meeting people from tinder

[broken topaz]

thats how i lost my virginity

[slim osprey]

[atomic pewter]

Impressive

[slim osprey]

Was it worth it?

[heady crow]

sounds like a shitty backstory to a bad smut novel

[plucky void]

now that is quite a unique story

[broken topaz]

Yea actually

It was his virginity too

So

pretty cool

[slim osprey]

Not the response I was expecting

[atomic pewter]

Found the lucky one I guess

[heady crow]

early morning discord chats be boomin

[slim osprey]

True

[broken topaz]

he was also extremely good looking

[broken topaz]

well not extremely

but for my standards he was pretty

[slim osprey]

He was above average is what you mean

[broken topaz]

he sure was

[cerulean plover]

i miss the days were above average was enough for me to get laid

[slim osprey]

Bruh

Just go after femboys

[broken topaz]

works for me

[heady crow]

you just gotta find the more desperate ones
try discord or 4chan ig

[atomic pewter]

Imagine caring about getting laid

[broken topaz]

also works for me

[heady crow]

[broken topaz]

I slept with 3 people off discord

[heady crow]

inb4 you met your bf through disc

ah well

close enough to my prediction

[broken topaz]

worse

[slim osprey]

Damn

[cerulean plover]

easier if dont mind hanging tails in your partner

[broken topaz]

bro just lay em down on their belly

problem solved

[cerulean plover]

as in them having notakitten

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399228355066724353/1029424952241295370/cat.webm

[cerulean plover]

wait how did that boy fly and fall on the floor again?

[atomic pewter]

There's nothing there man

[heady crow]

idk man must have telekenesis abilities

[atomic pewter]

He owned himself

[heady crow]

weird that theres only the boy on screen

[cerulean plover]

what kind of invisible force

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-beat-up-patrick-gif-15354876

[broken topaz]

i can do

one

pull up

[slim osprey]

Post frogs online

It worked for me

[cerulean plover]

notevenbased

[atomic pewter]

I can't do any but I can lift an entire bookshelf no problem

[broken topaz]

Im weak

and im okay with that

[heady crow]

thats an oddly specific and vague value

[cerulean plover]

you need to work on your skills guys

im weak too but i can easily still do 10

[broken topaz]

I can squat 2 tesco shopping carts

[atomic pewter]

Kek

[slim osprey]

I don't know how many I can do as I have never tried

[cerulean plover]

whats so special about tesco?

[broken topaz]

i dunno

we dont even have tesco here

[cerulean plover]

what the hell is even tesco

[broken topaz]

A super market chain

in engerland

[cerulean plover]

cosco Theodoric now tesco you wtf

[heady crow]

already am

[cerulean plover]

how many can you do bruno?

solid 20

?

[broken topaz]

how many men could you take bruno

[heady crow]

will include banded pullups to my program at some point but ill get iron out my current program rn

[broken topaz]

in a fight of course

[heady crow]

naah my body fat % is quite high rn so a solid 4

[broken topaz]

just dont eat

[cerulean plover]

iron iron and no flex work is a treacherous path

[heady crow]

nah ill do a lean bulk till spring and then start cutting down

[broken topaz]

I was really fat when i was 12

[cerulean plover]

man of culture ❤️ what a game

[heady crow]

prolly might try intermitten fasting. Dont have to eat school food that way

[broken topaz]

And then i stopped eating for like 5 weeks

Good diet plan

[slim osprey]

Damn that's not healthy

[broken topaz]

I think thats why im so short ngl

stopped growing then

[heady crow]

maybe

[slim osprey]

Could be

[heady crow]

wait how short are you then?

[broken topaz]

169.5 cm

[slim osprey]

Bad eating habits can stunt your growth

[heady crow]

oh damn

[atomic pewter]

Lack of appropriate nutrients will fuck your growth yeah

[slim osprey]

Bitch you still taller than me

[heady crow]

i mean thats not too short

[slim osprey]

And you over here complaining

[cerulean plover]

if i didnt smoke i would be a couple of inches taller too ig

😦

[broken topaz]

it is here

[heady crow]

same here

[broken topaz]

i am 3 cm taller than the average girl in my country

[heady crow]

avg here is like 176cm or something and im 184

[broken topaz]

and im probably still gonna shrink a centimeter or two

lol

[cerulean plover]

and 3cm longer than your average bf

[cerulean plover]

plenty of time for that dw

[heady crow]

hopefully they will go to the same place as the other centimeters

[broken topaz]

I dont need the extra there

Im on funky meds so its gonna be interesting if or how they affect my height

conflicting reports about it in the medical literature

[cerulean plover]

but you said you in uni. i doubt you re still growing.

[broken topaz]

yea no

im gonna shrink

possibly

[cerulean plover]

by adulthood most people have reached it.

[heady crow]

eh ppl still grow here when they are in the military

so around uni for peeps without conscription

[cerulean plover]

damn, i shoulda gone when i was 18 xD

[heady crow]

my dream was to be 190cm when in the military

[cerulean plover]

yeah the deadline is like 21 i think.

but usually is sooner than that

[heady crow]

but im perfectly happy with 184cm. Its tallish but not tall

wont have problems with gym equipment

[heady crow]

here its over 30 years iirc

[broken topaz]

i cant reach the top shelf in supermarkets

[slim osprey]

Why the fuck everyone gotta be tall

[cerulean plover]

you are on the 6ft region. shoosh.

[broken topaz]

my dad and brother are both also like 184

[heady crow]

gene diff guys

[cerulean plover]

cause fucking standards

[heady crow]

but then again dutch and dinaric mountain mfs be 2 meters tall

[broken topaz]

If you're under 170

you might as well start taking

estrogen

its over

[atomic pewter]

[slim osprey]

Hell no

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/tradeoffer-gif-25994298

[cerulean plover]

dutch average 1,85 😄

[atomic pewter]

Netherlands mf's

[slim osprey]

Fuck you discord

[candid briar]

Imagine not being 195

[broken topaz]

tiddies are pog

[candid briar]

Absolutely pathetic

[slim osprey]

No I like cock more

[broken topaz]

Already taking testo blockers

[candid briar]

chval monolit

[cerulean plover]

guys what matters is

[broken topaz]

im half ginger, dont have a soul

[heady crow]

that vid still touches me

[candid briar]

How can you be half ginger

is half of your hair red

[slim osprey]

You can always get mentally deranged women by posting frogs online too

[broken topaz]

My hair is brown, with a red tinge

and i got freckles

and am pale

[cerulean plover]

if you were a girl i would

[heady crow]

whats up with you and getting laid by posting frogs online

[cerulean plover]

cutie

[slim osprey]

Idk

[broken topaz]

im working on it

[slim osprey]

It just worked for me

[heady crow]

damn

[cerulean plover]

Frogs as in french people?

[slim osprey]

You'd be surprised how easy it is

[heady crow]

need to get on that frog posting too

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/pet-froge-froge-mmm-yes-mmmm-myes-pet-froge-petting-gif-16361095

[cerulean plover]

[slim osprey]

Some of the women might come with a dick attached

[heady crow]

reminds me of the 4chan post where someone saved peeps pics and named them as their nationalities

[slim osprey]

Just so you know

[cerulean plover]

only poisonous touching pls

[heady crow]

chasing that high?

[cerulean plover]

frog licking high would be something else ig

but these are based frogs

[broken topaz]

isnt it just essentially DMT

[cerulean plover]

get us a purple one

with big spots

[heady crow]

you sir have fine tastes in regards to frogs

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/joerogan-roganexperience-pullthatupjamie-comedy-podcast-gif-22170278

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-rogan-ice-bath-red-face-pooping-poop-gif-22552797

me after licking the froge

[broken topaz]

femboy fishing posting?

on this here discord

🤔

[heady crow]

yes

[slim osprey]

That's the ideal male body right there

[broken topaz]

Do you follow their private account?

They post coc and ball there

[cerulean plover]

that sounds like a successful game

[heady crow]

im only in it for the fishing content

[broken topaz]

sure sure

[cerulean plover]

is there any real fish?

[heady crow]

alright first frog post in a while

[broken topaz]

they do fish

https://tenor.com/view/dance-frog-gif-14112820

[cerulean plover]

oh ig frog posting is a thing because pepe

[slim osprey]

I just heard someone say uwu and my fight or flight response activated

Good lord

[broken topaz]

uwu

[heady crow]

uwu

[cerulean plover]

reminds me when i was 12 and we enjoying crazy frog

[slim osprey]

No guys reading it is one thing

Hearing it is another

[broken topaz]

Ive definitely said it out loud before

[slim osprey]

Especially when they try doing it with that stupid anime voice

[cerulean plover]

3,5billion views omfg

[cerulean plover]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE

where were you when this shit hit the decks?

[slim osprey]

Playing GTA SA on my living room

[heady crow]

playing with legos or some shit

[glad carbon]

this was made for ringtones

same with jelly bear song

gummy bear*

[cerulean plover]

Ah ringtones 🙂

[glad carbon]

you gotta buy a shitty album for your little nokia ringtone

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv8LHpezbLw

[cerulean plover]

why my chicken nuggets moving like this? and wheres the bbq sauce?

oh the sauce is all over them

[heady crow]

youll have to provide the sauce yourself

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-gif-10374658

[slim osprey]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/965338407230386237/993963500332396684/caption-7-2.gif

[cerulean plover]

i was very disappointed to find out that uwu was not sex related after all

[slim osprey]

[broken topaz]

owo is sex related

uwu is comfy

[slim osprey]

uwu is for bottoms

[broken topaz]

also true

thanks for headpats and huggies daddy uwu

[cerulean plover]

hard to read between those lines in my age

[slim osprey]

Good lord

[broken topaz]

also read in the uwu voice

[heady crow]

youll have to read it for us im afraid

[cerulean plover]

and what is that? it is even censored and i dont even know what it means

[broken topaz]

im not going to

[heady crow]

do i need to?

[slim osprey]

Wait the gif is censored?

[broken topaz]

I can't do a good voice for that type of stuff

[slim osprey]

[cerulean plover]

no the typed word

[heady crow]

what

[slim osprey]

What

[heady crow]

oh

[cerulean plover]

K Y S

[heady crow]

it means kuopion yliopistollinen sairaala

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-you-should-kill-yourself-now-gif-23487049

[slim osprey]

Keep yourself smiling :)

[cerulean plover]

and why is it censored then?

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/636282079713427457.gif?v=1

[cerulean plover]

my scandinavian is rusty

[heady crow]

alright

first of all finland isnt even a part of scandinavia geographically

[broken topaz]

perkele

[cerulean plover]

[broken topaz]

voi vittu

[heady crow]

keep yourself safe :)

[slim osprey]

:)

[cerulean plover]

🙂

[broken topaz]

kiss your sister

[cerulean plover]

i think there is something owo about it being censored

[cerulean plover]

hot

[slim osprey]

Ideal male body right there

[heady crow]

for ppl under 180cm its either that or estrogen

[cerulean plover]

that 9th century hairstyle really turns me on

[heady crow]

believe it or not its what the local populace looked like before sweden came on the crusades

[broken topaz]

fuck

i forgot to eat dinner today

[slim osprey]

Bruh

[cerulean plover]

damn, i guess it did you okay after all

[slim osprey]

Dam it's late

Goodbye brainfarts

[cerulean plover]

some much needed genes

[glad carbon]

[heady crow]

yaa. I would look like that too but i got like 0.3% of russian in me

[broken topaz]

Do you know popular finnish youtuber TurboAutism

[cerulean plover]

gn NIM

[heady crow]

nah

[slim osprey]

NIM?

Ah

I'm stupid

[cerulean plover]

your initials bruh

[broken topaz]

He makes eurobeat remixes

[slim osprey]

I'm a bit slow sometimes

[heady crow]

:DDDDDDD

kun kuuntelen tomppaa remix

[slim osprey]

Anyways goodnight

[heady crow]

what a chad

[broken topaz]

And he banned me of his server

[heady crow]

hes finnish alright

[broken topaz]

because i was too fruity

he also did the

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/mimir-the-piterroles-gif-22679697

[heady crow]

AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

[broken topaz]

what is called

polka

the finnish one

[heady crow]

ievan?

[broken topaz]

sekijäärvan?

something like that

[heady crow]

ah säkkijärvi

[broken topaz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxx5p8KnZ3w

[cerulean plover]

ah leva's polka. putting it on.

awesome awesome awesome song

[broken topaz]

I was actually admin on this guys server

and friends with most of the admins

eventually demoted

then banned for being fruity

[cerulean plover]

bruno you ve seen Xena warrior princess right?

[heady crow]

talking about säkkijärven polkka remixes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNC5eu16hEw

[heady crow]

heard about but not seen

im not that old

[broken topaz]

in german it sounds cursed

[heady crow]

[cerulean plover]

right. so there is this character.

[heady crow]

is it kind of a good riddance situation or?

[cerulean plover]

who the dude in leva's polka reminds me of so much

[heady crow]

ahahahahahha

wtf

[broken topaz]

yea kinda, the memes were good, but everyone was a kind of "hahah we're not homophobic/sexist,racist... but" type guy

[heady crow]

yeeee

[cerulean plover]

Reeeee

[broken topaz]

before there was a purge for publicity, the n word was said in the thousands

[heady crow]

felt like it was the same too here with the high influx of slavs but things have turned out well

[heady crow]

this guy or?

[cerulean plover]

yes this chad 😄

[heady crow]

avg finnish polka singer

[cerulean plover]

mind mingling shit.

[broken topaz]

voice of an angel

[cerulean plover]

actually mesmerising vocals

i bet its cheesy af there

[heady crow]

nah not really

its a certified banger but not talked about at all

more popular with you foreigners

[cerulean plover]

no you re right. is cheesy for the rest of the world 🙂

[heady crow]

we our own brand of schlager so we are fine on the cheese part

[cerulean plover]

they all listen to shitty trap and hardbass

[broken topaz]

phonk

[heady crow]

generic power metal?

[cerulean plover]

imma post in music 😉

diversify the metal core

bakery opens in 50min

[heady crow]

still got a solid 4 hours to sleep

[broken topaz]

fuck its 4

[heady crow]

wait

4 hours

like no cancer i woulndt even mind this but recovery in terms of gym is shit

[broken topaz]

[cerulean plover]

oh yea that sucks big time really

[heady crow]

also Cori where are you even from? Presumed you were american for talking here at this time

[broken topaz]

german

[cerulean plover]

gym might be the only other thing to cure my insomnia

[heady crow]

ya but got on a new program so mainly just testing movements and getting used to them before i can properly go to failure

so i mean

its not too bad

[heady crow]

yayaya brothers in arms from the south

[cerulean plover]

full bandaid?

[heady crow]

full coping

[cerulean plover]

i wish there was 24h gym here

[broken topaz]

im gonna try to sleep for like 5 hours

good night everyone

[heady crow]

aight gn Cori, thanks for the chat and sleep well

[cerulean plover]

gn Cori

what do you do for cardio?

[heady crow]

ya same. Would be really chill to pull up to the gym at like 4am full on sunshine in a wifebeater in the summer

[heady crow]

cardio? Nice joke

[cerulean plover]

bro come on. use your brain

do cardio.

[heady crow]

biking to places mainly. Swimming in the summer and cross country skiing in the winter

also hiking when its not winter

last time i went hiking near winter wasnt fun

[cerulean plover]

good. dont leave it. needs to be part of the routine.

[heady crow]

used to play waterpolo at a national level for 8 years so my cardiovascular system isnt too shabby but still need to improve it

[cerulean plover]

its all pointless without cardio if you ask me

[candid briar]

Winter is the best time to go hiking

[cerulean plover]

yeah it is chaddy then for sure.

[heady crow]

ya prolly but cba to spend money on proper gear for it

dream is to go hiking with skis on and have a tent with a oven and other supplies in a sled behind me

[cerulean plover]

havent touched snow in 15years, can u believe it

[heady crow]

ye moving ones body through space is one of the most important aspects of actually working out

thats why calisthenics etc is gigachaddy

[heady crow]

i can you mediterranean crustacean

[cerulean plover]

totally. i would. but my body is too broken for that now.

[candid briar]

All you need is a good pair of boots

Casual

[cerulean plover]

the irony is, that it snowed 3 times in my island these last years but i was always absent

and this fucking city here doesnt preserve snow, only rains.

[heady crow]

ye my hammock sleep system without a underquilt sure will handle the finnish winter

maybe if i get one and a bigger backpack i could go for overnighters when its around -10c or less outside

[heady crow]

ye its dry asf out there

visited thessaloniki last time i was at thassos and fuck me i havent experienced such dry heat

[cerulean plover]

Dry is best. Unless it is a woman.

[heady crow]

dry winters ye but i like a bit of humidity during summer

[cerulean plover]

Yeah these are relatively dry parts.

No no no. Humid=mosquitos.

Humid heat=sticky sweat

[heady crow]

mosquitos are fiine. Yall got horseflies there?

[cerulean plover]

Humid winter=bones aching.

Sure we do. But not too many

[heady crow]

ah thank god

[cerulean plover]

Horseflies are tanky sobs.

[heady crow]

i live in the forest so you just have to go outside and you are squishing them 20 mins after you got back inside

[cerulean plover]

You hit them with shoe, direct hit and they keep flying around

[heady crow]

kekw

rolling them between your fingers will atleast get rid of their wings thankfully

but ye humid winters are deadly. Cant imagine living in the coastal regions

[cerulean plover]

I like to catch them in the air.

It is a pain indeed. And my windows are wooden.

[heady crow]

like if its dry you can survive with one layer of pants till its -25c

[cerulean plover]

Not aluminium.

[heady crow]

meanwhile humid winter especially in the coast

uuuggh

[cerulean plover]

The insulation.

[heady crow]

that wind slices through you

[heady crow]

are they double layered window panes atleast?

[cerulean plover]

nope. these goes the same.

double panes + alumin

or old school shitty ones like mine

living on rent

Priority no1 for my moving out.

[heady crow]

yeah the house i live in in the forest was built in the 60s so the insulation especially in the corners is wacky but cant imagine living with such insulation

how cold do the winters get there btw?

[cerulean plover]

Like average i'd 8 degrees at night. in deep winter.

but humidity makes it feel like <0

that is in my city. other parts vary.

[stone ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/nightmares-dream-baphomet-kun-gif-20240754

[cerulean plover]

ever sore

[heady crow]

4c outside rn

[cerulean plover]

but which is the humidity?

it says 17 degrees now 🙂

its still very good weather, even tho there was a burst of rain

which actually made it hotter

[heady crow]

96%

[cerulean plover]

ah shit

[heady crow]

ya autumn rains finally hit a few days ago

annoying to wear layered clothing bcs of the humidity but whatcha gonna do

[cerulean plover]

finnish weather must be very sad

i doubt i could endure it

[heady crow]

meh its not rain and gloom like the british weather

[cerulean plover]

oh id rather live in finland than in england tho.

[heady crow]

i like colder temperatures and darker days so i dont mind it. Greece on the other hand

can see the appeal but spending 2 weeks there in a year is enough

[cerulean plover]

i like the cold. as long as its dry.

[heady crow]

ya in central finland winters are dry

[cerulean plover]

whichever time you visit it would seem like summer for you

[heady crow]

can go outside after a shower and dry in like a min

[heady crow]

yaa

whens the real heat period there anyways?

[cerulean plover]

But all in all, i would just love to and live in Iceland

[cerulean plover]

August.

[heady crow]

oh man ikr. They god a good amount of snow there rn

[cerulean plover]

Heatstrokes.

[heady crow]

such a fucking dream place to live in

but then again cost of living

[cerulean plover]

But how can one live there?

[cerulean plover]

i mean, if you get a decent job the salary should be proportionate.

[heady crow]

only icelandic guy i talk to regularly is a 2 meter tall viking warlord like figure so ig its easy for him

[cerulean plover]

but they dont need any fucker thats not from there

[heady crow]

yaa. Tbf some more diverse nordic genes into the genepool wouldnt be bad

[cerulean plover]

Actually true. They have strongmen and they have brainmen too

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/frodike-strong-frodikee-gif-22147089

[cerulean plover]

They would ban me for my genes for sure.

Yea bitch, if i was deadlifting from 9months old drinking giants milk i would be like that too

MuhPROTEIN

why did you smash his head like this mr mountain???

[heady crow]

yaya that giants milk (and a lil bit of other juice) got the man to be one of the four ppl on the planet to lift 500kg

[heady crow]

a wasted character

[cerulean plover]

lembas juice

i wouldnt say totally wasted, but gone to waste ig

xD

[heady crow]

ye not totally but there was so much more to be done

but then again cant rem what the plotline was like in the books

[cerulean plover]

he made powerfull impressions. worked liked a charm all the way.

we just butthurts 🙂

[heady crow]

regarding dorne in westeros

let us be

[cerulean plover]

Yeah ig. They coulda done more, but who else could play a part?

The Daynes should be hidden really.

Cause secrets.

[molten meteor]

https://youtu.be/Yp-LpTnrnz4

We knew it would happen. Just never knew exactly when

[heady crow]

yayayayaya

but anyways ima go sleep for a bit

then caffeine, cold shower and into a new day

[cerulean plover]

sexactly!!

[heady crow]

thanks for the chat dingy. Hope you sleep well whenever you go do so

[cerulean plover]

onwards! to victory!

you too mate!!

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/wolfgang-breaking-bad-goodbye-godbless-gif-25096044

[severe linden]

[quartz saffron]

Lmao ending

https://fxtwitter.com/nocontextbrits/status/1579549858322841600?s=46&t=aaEWJSHCiWPrWFfzf5_haQ

[brisk forge]

https://tenor.com/view/doomer-doomer-sad-depressed-gif-15543940

Me after turning warfare mode on.

[plucky void]

unrealistic you didn't die within 2 seconds

[clever python]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EE-xtCF3T94

[vale tree]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OQKhonG-EY

[stone blade]

Orthodox chants in the morning

it hits different

[vale tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/841451660059869194/1029523640645062866/MemeFeedBot.mp4

[vale tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/841451660059869194/1029532156843798638/MemeFeedBot.mp4

[vale tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/841451660059869194/1025193798550163516/MemeFeedBot.mov?2c71032cda8fe586d42c73547dc91e2d5dab14826c74885b0185dde114bdc87a

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/841451660059869194/1025189016003420240/MemeFeedBot.mov?f75f16a952e00f57b6e20149fd3a3c157ce8300b1d218cd413f4cb25c5fda81c

[vale tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/790299526886981692/1025127285495443566/trim.CABA55A0-5A17-4285-B89E-3724B57E62C2.mov

[stone blade]

So ever since victorian literature started
authors have been telling us the UK is shit

[severe linden]

https://vxtwitter.com/bigjoeyslaps/status/1579903708447801345?s=46&t=UmQhu3-O8_wYD4a4F2IKZw

[oblique hearth]

no shanking?

[stone blade]

ok

[tame hazel]

good morning

[severe linden]

[oblique hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/733360720585949255/1029275940230017024/yip_pieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.mov

[oblique hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/227912785290330113/1029531598871351296/ToiletCrusaders.mp4

[reef anchor]

I remember being on his server, then people started posting Nazi shit

[abstract path]

I guess you can really say i am centrist

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/despierta-ya-gif-24011402

What's up bitch

[abstract path]

Oh hi

Yeah I'm fine, you?

Mixed morning feelings

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm good, getting ready for that sweet Deutsch

[plain mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-listening-go-on-jon-stewart-gif-7666771

[upbeat bobcat]

Fun fact, Friday is Cuma in my language and app like to shorten it as...

[abstract path]

C'u'm Bulutlu

Lol

[stone blade]

ANOTHER NEW PFP

crystal stop changing them dude wtf

[abstract path]

I have decided this one will stay for while
How long is a while?
I don't know

[stone blade]

5 minutes

[abstract path]

Nah way longer then that

[stone blade]

6*

[abstract path]

Atleast 2-3 weeks

[stone blade]

na

I know you

you change them every fucking hour

[grizzled meadow]

Crystal change bio as well

Remember

[stone blade]

falco stop being italian

[narrow briar]

Möth

[abstract path]

I don't anymore

[stone blade]

be bulgarian instead

[abstract path]

I stopped changing my bio

[narrow briar]

Břøţhėř

[abstract path]

Cuz

Reasons

[narrow briar]

ĻÅMP

[abstract path]

Yes

[abstract path]

Death lamp lol

[slate crown]

crystal having another identity crisis

[stone blade]

ok but

why do I only have one single class at wednesday and its at 7:30

like

WHY

the classes at the end I don't attent I'm not from their group

[stone blade]

the thing about jiu jitsu
is its not actually about a jew in a jet suit

i'm sorry

[tame hazel]

تركيا اكبر لاكن الله اكبر منها 🤲

[tame hazel]

tbh i would hate a person who always put themself down and never stand up for what they think whats right

considering its from an arab source that woman had no choice in marrying him lol

[quaint ore]

Got bored at school

[tame hazel]

im rewatching code geass at uni

[quaint ore]

Lol

[tame hazel]

bruh

[quaint ore]

[tame hazel]

macbook air powered with rtx 3060ti and ryzen lol

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOLh0RIdsSA

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/295647670712795137/1029678204685930515/trim.C6861AA5-1A0E-4A58-946A-E37AD4A9F549.mov

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/907804235540885518/1029621335166562325/857336.png

[urban ocean]

Time for some morning jams

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/655408594983976981/1029398398782165082/ed85d7ea270f26b12144234ec4ca8f13.mp4

[midnight tree]

aye this slaps

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/813932679480868925/1029706494347845712/Least_racist_french.mp4

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/868708667149652018/1029445378770210926/video0.mp4

[eager igloo]

go commit die

[gloomy roost]

[midnight tree]

smh why vore mfs always be like this

[runic sorrel]

Mashallah

[night sail]

ecologist no swag

[narrow lotus]

Says the flail user kekw

Literally an unusuable weapon

[eager igloo]

Invest in halberd peasant

[wary willow]

Found new anomaly.. is this added with the modpack.?

[oblique hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/262356939583782913/1029567344541966336/video_2022-10-10_13-17-09.mp4

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009104185356193833/1028701727555338330/cyberpunk.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/516189902065500160/1029513441142116402/nerf_battle_tazer.mp4

[narrow lotus]

Ram ranch

[narrow lotus]

Brigitte can crush my melon

https://tenor.com/view/meme-cartoon-sponge-bob-spongebob-gif-18148807

[fading shuttle]

am more of a widowmaker man myself, french when spoken by women is very nice

[narrow lotus]

Yeah i agree

[fading shuttle]

that and i am an ass man, booba dont matter

[tight tree]

bruh winston is the best wdym

[narrow lotus]

French when spoken by women : 🥰

Romanian when spoken by who you thought they would be italian , french, german or spanish : 😫😫

[abstract path]

Ican see you 🍞

[tame hazel]

yes lol

my earphones make me look like i have BEEG ears

[ember kindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/638849275081654292/1029653366508367892/image0.jpg?width=501&height=572

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/240523866026278913/1029737339263651900/truth-about-discussion-platforms.png?width=908&height=572

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/295647670712795137/1029691495684505650/AH.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/UTciETpf3qk
@slate crown @heady crow

[slate crown]

o no

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1027934053275553793/im_not_sorry_for_the_ping.mp4 @slate crown @grizzled meadow

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecw1sMKq5ME

once this hits in nfs heat you know its bout to be fun

All nfs had cool soundtracks apart from 2012 which had shitty generic dubstep songs

[eager igloo]

Civil discourse

[stone blade]

very civil

[eager igloo]

@wide bough fight me

[narrow lotus]

I will take the yellow one ty

[stone blade]

hat

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/450454505772023809/1021443691849711689/m1_garand_ping.mp4

@heady crow

[abstract path]

Cat

[stone blade]

cat

very observant

[urban ocean]

Those who know

[narrow lotus]

Yes

[abstract path]

Wat

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/cloti-tifa-barret-cait-sith-ff7remake-gif-25347844

[urban ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/kind-of-turning-me-on-turning-me-on-makes-me-excited-jr-munoz-gif-13810973

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/295647670712795137/1029733157584523264/trim.60623F7B-CBD8-4D9E-9816-B0551775C2FF.mp4 @slate crown

me

[slate crown]

ivan when homo:

[stone blade]

so true

[stone blade]

ok but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTIWIsw1af0&list=PLLTv4Y3sbmh_7uCxdGTVsRhHDGMC47-fU&index=4

😭 😭 😭 😭

this song hits different

from all the iconic need for speed songs
this one deserves a spot

[heady crow]

buy wireless device
look inside
wires

[stone blade]

wtf

the fk you pinging me for dumbass

[oblique hearth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1026582886935166996/attachment.gif

nothing happened

[oblique hearth]

https://youtube.com/shorts/5CT3VxqSBvw?feature=share

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEhr6qncBhw @heady crow

yes.

[glad carbon]

I saw this a bit ago

Great comedy movie

[abstract path]

Do tell name

[glad carbon]

Hot Shots

[abstract path]

K tanks

[slate crown]

Mad God

[abstract path]

God mad? Fr?

[narrow lotus]

I voted tifa

[slate crown]

watched it last night zooted out of my fuckin mind, it was definitely an experience

[abstract path]

Well thwn

[slate crown]

there's no story whatsoever

it's just a piece of art made in stop motion

[abstract path]

Damn

[slate crown]

but if you're a fanatic for stop motion such as myself it's definitely worth a watch

[abstract path]

Will do

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741945274901200897/1029761338098061362/FB_IMG_1665499974241.jpg

[slate crown]

same bestie

[plucky void]

the only thing that starter pack needed was a picture of Ezra Miller

[slate crown]

no idea who that is but im sure it'll be funni

also

@stone blade
https://youtu.be/PlX9z-hU0To

such a dope antagonist

too bad the movie is shit

[abstract path]

Yooooo

[stone blade]

jak sparo

[slate crown]

jacques barro

[stone blade]

yaksbaro

[stone blade]

why ping me

[slate crown]

because you like listening to weird music

nah im jk

[stone blade]

WHAT

🔪 🔪 🔪 🔪 🔪 🔪

[heady crow]

racism torwards metalheads

[stone blade]

SAY THAT AGAIN

[slate crown]

your threats are null

enjoy the music

[stone blade]

I will enjoy your mom

hahahahahaaha

[stone blade]

I did

[wide bough]

Idk who any of these people are

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIrTuPoVZwk

this one is lit

[real tinsel]

i don't understand the purpose of #╟❓general-offtopic, we already have #🎪bruh-fart

most channels are useless in general

[stone blade]

most of this server is useless

🤝

[wide bough]

Yeah why do we have any channel other than #🎪bruh-fart

[swift scarab]

Most of the members are useless too, and yet we haven’t been banned yet

[stone blade]

I mean

I'm not useless

neither is khatyl

[swift scarab]

Prove it

[stone blade]

or pango

[real tinsel]

i propose deleting every other channel except for #📢announcements and #💣tarkov-released since we don't want tarkov players here and making #🎪bruh-fart the all-purpose chatting channel

[stone blade]

speak for yourself

[sullen osprey]

We shall call it the collective

[swift scarab]

I exist to make others uncomfortable with my presence, what’s your excuse

[real tinsel]

this man understands

[wide bough]

Why do they have teeth

[stone blade]

being bulgarian

[wide bough]

Grind them down

[swift scarab]

Fair enough

[swift scarab]

Average shark-teeth disliker

[swift scarab]

Weed couch weed couch

[wide bough]

No I just don’t like teeth

GumChads where you at

[sullen osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/this-man-react-react-him-this-man-react-him-this-man-rice-react-him-gif-26484523

[swift scarab]

I’ve yet to understand why certain apps and games just decide to cease living and tank peoples computers

[real tinsel]

i've done this

[heady crow]

teethcels seething rn

[real tinsel]

you simply create a 64000x64000 image and open it with paint

[real tinsel]

i tank those apps forever after they do this

[wide bough]

Me visiting subway

[slate crown]

im never visiting florida

[real tinsel]

never visit america in general

[wide bough]

On god

[swift scarab]

Visit Texas, depending on which half of the state you’re on, you can experience both a nice pine tree forest, or a fucking wasteland

[slate crown]

yea hard pass on that one

[swift scarab]

Fair enough

[slate crown]

im not ready to die of heatstroke

[swift scarab]

The heats not too bad in the foresty areas

I live in a more barren section, we easily get over 100°F on a daily basis during summer

[slate crown]

yea I'd die if if lived anywhere that's over 30°C

im not built for the tropics

[swift scarab]

Well

[wide bough]

I’ve been in both extreme and I much prefer the cold

[swift scarab]

Texas is normally consistently over 40°C in summer

Sooo

[wide bough]

Dude Southern America is literally just Southern Africa

[swift scarab]

What

[wide bough]

funny accents
racism
animals that fucking kill you in 5 seconds
consistently 100°F

[swift scarab]

Oh, fair enough

[royal fjord]

As a colombian i have to agree

Also

Guerrillas and narcotrafic

And corruption

[wide bough]

[royal fjord]

And inconsistent climate

[swift scarab]

Then again, I think S. America has Africa beat on stereotypical giant drug cartels

[royal fjord]

AND WHO IS THE RESPONSABLE?

The north

Like in africa

[wide bough]

I love the USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’

[slate crown]

yea I'm not touching this conversation

[royal fjord]

And high crime rates

Shit

I think we need to rebuild goberments to avoid corruption, but thats hard

And also give more weapons to the common folk

Like in texas

I love texas

The gov doesnt do shit

[mild fern]

we raid demo ranch headquarters

for supplies

[royal fjord]

We are not going to survive that

[wide bough]

No more government, no more corruption

Lets bomb our elected officials

[royal fjord]

Hell nah

[slate crown]

@swift scarab

[abstract path]

Hello

[royal fjord]

True american spirit

[wide bough]

Trust me I’m balkan it works eventually

[swift scarab]

Based, but I prefer Chinese food