🎪bruh-fart

[slate crown]

my gf is going to tear me a new asshole

[glad carbon]

Nasty ass meal

[cerulean plover]

im sure in 10-20 years i ll be in an elevator going 30stores up and theres gonna be some k-pop shit banging my ear drums

[plucky void]

this'll be playing https://youtu.be/8CwFNFGSQV0?t=78

[cerulean plover]

why? is there a scandal?

[limpid garnet]

I get on an elevator, I'm the only one one, and the speaker is playing thrash metal cassette. And then it returns to regular ass stuff

[slate crown]

@heady crow as much as i like femboys, I'll never get to experience the warm embrace of one

[cerulean plover]

oh god, i lasted 3 seconds.

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/supernatural-spn-dean-dean-winchester-sam-gif-16140336

[limpid garnet]

Someone prayed for my downfall won, I went down to floor 2

[heady crow]

know one he/them femboy in southern finland but we got a history and dont want to fumble the bag

[plucky void]

watch out we got a Mr. Worldwide in chat

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdjEW1a2AOM

[cerulean plover]

i was looking at the story of one i knew from high school. he has upgraded himself, he looked nice, i appreciate him for his music taste and kind manners.

[heady crow]

why is pitbulls best song a intro goddamnit

[cerulean plover]

he wanted my peepee for sure but never hit on me

nobody saw my grammar error.

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/orbonne-monastery-sniper-minor-spelling-mistake-ffxiv-gif-23944754

[limpid garnet]

Life's too short for perfect spellins

[cerulean plover]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8pTG9Mlm0I

[heady crow]

and besides its english

[cerulean plover]

unfortunately i am a perfectionist.

[cerulean plover]

scratch that, i must have ocd.

[heady crow]

damn thats funky

[cerulean plover]

i think you posting this now made the moon full

[limpid garnet]

Oh hey before I dip for today. There's a radio website called jetsetradio.live that plays the osts and other kinds of stuff

Get funky

[heady crow]

ah if youre dipping might aswell go get a bite and go asleep

3am already xd

[cerulean plover]

imma wait for episode to appear

walking dead hype

[heady crow]

remember rule 4 tho. Kinda have to walk around that mf with pirate references

[cerulean plover]

easy does it lads

oh-oh. :/

[heady crow]

ait have a good evening to both of you fellas

thanks for the chat

[cerulean plover]

likewise. stay strong, dream big

[grizzled meadow]

JESUS

FUCKING FINALLY

THE VIDEO

Downloaded instantly

[plucky void]

🤨

[slate crown]

so glad he found self love in his own fucked up schizophrenic way

[cerulean plover]

wait is that the dude from far cry 3?

havent played any after 3.

didnt he die at 3?

[slate crown]

turns out he survived

[cerulean plover]

monkahmm

[slate crown]

gotta take more than a stab wound to kill such a goated villain

[cerulean plover]

the years treated him well, so did the tennis ball

[slate crown]

"pennis ball"

[cerulean plover]

[slate crown]

best typo I've ever seen

[cerulean plover]

idk how to do the scrath over letter/word

[plucky void]

kinda difficult to survive a knife to the heart

[cerulean plover]

was nintended

[plucky void]

most dumbass overrated character in recent history

[slate crown]

he's still a goat in my heart

[plucky void]

might as well have been "Michael Mando as himself"

[cerulean plover]

your typical latino loco villain. he was cool enough

[plucky void]

precisely the problem

your stereotypical latino loco villain

[slate crown]

far cry series might be a mess, but they know how to make memorable villains

[plucky void]

trying too hard to act like the joker

[slate crown]

the guy went through so much, give him a break

[cerulean plover]

it is nigh impossible to make original villains at this point in time

[plucky void]

eh

no need to be absolutely 101% original

pagan was decently written

the crazy cult guy from farcry 5 not so much

I think Pagan was the most charismatic

[slate crown]

oof yea he was the worst by far (joseph seed)

Castillo was decent

giancarlo killed it with his ads though, those were golden

[brisk siren]

oj puter

[glad carbon]

but but but he had a cane!!11!!

[mortal violet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/815439468584370219/1025920687942152192/rat_fight.mp4

[west owl]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/574613812397867009/1026284226934480926/Cat_Paddle.mp4

[plucky void]

weird kink

[gloomy roost]

https://vxtwitter.com/coolcatsociety/status/1576415417584652288?s=20&t=_F_F1mmLs_mRXtoJcUZqGg

[steel flint]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/586447976021491743/965874512862277632/caption-24.gif

[pastel quartz]

Hey Mod DB dont disrespect snoop like dat man

Fiz ThIs shEEt

Mod DB admins personally called headquarters after watching this

[slate crown]

thanks for keeping us #🎪bruh-fart residents updated on the moddb disasters

[pastel quartz]

I’m tired of madaafujin trying again

[neon gale]

I know it defeats the point but ive played stalker gamma for awhile now and was wondering if there was like a cheat console or debug mode of some sort

joined the discord to ask

[slate crown]

debug mode on startup client, just check the box and press "F11" in-game to access it, simple as

[neon gale]

oh well it seems im blind

thanks

[slate crown]

but next time don't ask these types of questions in #🎪bruh-fart

[neon gale]

sorry and i am a brainfart :p

[slate crown]

aren't we all

[neon gale]

true

[neon gale]

Okay i dont mean to be even more stupid but where in the stalker gamma client 0_0

i feel actually stupid if its right infront of me

[slate crown]

it should be somewhere on the left side of the client, "Debug mode"

[dusky lintel]

homosexual

ok it works

[neon gale]

yeah i dont see it im just blind 0_0

[neon gale]

oh im in the gamma client

not anomaly

[slate crown]

oh it's not in the GAMMA client but you usually run the game using the anomaly client

[neon gale]

oh well thats weird

[slate crown]

yes GAMMA is only used to install stuff

[neon gale]

imma brb lemme check somethin

[slate crown]

once everything is working you launch the game using mod manager

[neon gale]

aha i see now

thanks

i gots it

[slate crown]

pardon me if i missed a few details, I'm doing this from memory

[neon gale]

its all good you helped alot

[slate crown]

great

[neon gale]

already love this discord ^

[slate crown]

all it took was some random guy who has 1.5 mil subs to make a video about the game and now the server has doubled the amount of users

more frens

mods are working overtime though

[fading shuttle]

Would almost feel bad, but it's the mods

[slate crown]

falco punching the air rn

[neon gale]

yeah i knew about the mod for awhile i didnt know there was a discord though glad its getting more attention

[slim osprey]

Point and laugh

@grizzled meadow

[slate crown]

he's dreaming about pasta rn, let him rest

[slim osprey]

No rest for the wicked

[cerulean plover]

he might just pull the plug and go to an exotic island and drink coconut cocktail

[slate crown]

shake or pet

[slim osprey]

Shake

[neon gale]

pet

[slate crown]

pov: you're a #🎪bruh-fart resident while mods are working overtime in general chat

kinda ironic that we're the least chaotic channel in the whole server

[cerulean plover]

you ll be choking on that statement sooner than later i gather

[slate crown]

i trust falcos judgment

if #🎪bruh-fart falls, there's no hope left for GAMMA

[cerulean plover]

what can falco do against suck reckless will to brainfart?

[slate crown]

you'd be surprised

[cerulean plover]

when people get a couple dozen hours under their belt, they ll start popping over for snacks

[slate crown]

he got 1984 in his name for a reason

[cerulean plover]

my popcorn will be ready

[slate crown]

yes

they already muted a bunch of annoying winey bastards for posting political stuff and aldo even added the brainfart exile role as a new type of punishment

[cerulean plover]

the axe of justice will be swift and heavy

[slate crown]

these people crave for attention, best to just ignore them and keep shitposting

[slate crown]

aldo even said it himself, and he NEVER talks in #🎪bruh-fart unless he's here to mute/ban someone

[cerulean plover]

talking here can get you infected, dangerous stuff

[cerulean plover]

but i couldnt really really be, my meme game is weak and my shitpost non existent. 😦

i am merely a man of culture, an appreciator and a good boi

[slate crown]

bro honestly same

I'll find a good meme here and there but most of my stuff are reposts

bruno is the real shitposting king

[cerulean plover]

i prefer lurking but you fellows are so jolly i had to reach out

[slate crown]

yea exactly

we've already planted the bug in his brain, just a matter of time till it farts

[cerulean plover]

damn they do private installation support lobbies?

things have changed a lot haha

i need to check twitch and see about the numbers there too

[slate crown]

usually for people who are technologically inept or can't read

[cerulean plover]

dayum, that would be so many.

shits a full time job with overtime

such heroism

[slate crown]

yeaup

[cerulean plover]

ig if otherwise a life is in order, it is doable. 🙂

[slate crown]

and #🎪bruh-fart is the morale support of the server, people come here to unwind and chill after a long day of reading text logs

[cerulean plover]

all the more reason i am having second thoughts about texting here

[slate crown]

[cerulean plover]

might as well be bannable one day

no text allowed unaccompanied

[slate crown]

nah but fr mostly everyone is very chill here, we get a few bad apples from time to time but we usually bully them out or they get muted

[cerulean plover]

y ik. still, i feel im going against the process when i text normally

against nature herself

[slate crown]

you can alway lurk, nothing wrong with that

[cerulean plover]

[limpid garnet]

Pfft process dawg it's not the scientific method it's more like controlled chaos

[slate crown]

people are very supportive here, if you treat us nice we'll reciprocate

[limpid garnet]

We do bully the illiterate here though

[cerulean plover]

right on. controlled chaos is appealing

well it wouldnt be brainfart if you educated them

[slate crown]

nah c'mon man das fucked up

[limpid garnet]

muh muh gamma don't work

Besides they can't read what we're texting anyway

[slate crown]

there's a difference between being illiterate and can't read

the latter is the most annoying bunch

[limpid garnet]

Well basic reading comprehension then

[cerulean plover]

lacking the appropriate skillllllllllll

[limpid garnet]

skill issue

[cerulean plover]

8/10 im like, huh?

[slate crown]

still, there's so many tutorial videos online, im surprised they can't even follow that

[cerulean plover]

what the hell is even that

tutorial for what?

[cerulean plover]

reading?

[slate crown]

installing GAMMA properly

[limpid garnet]

Pfft tutorials, nah we just brute force till it works

[cerulean plover]

oh rly? when did those come in?

[limpid garnet]

Or it detonates

[cerulean plover]

i think i might have bumped into 1

but several?

[slate crown]

i followed #old-how-to-install

[cerulean plover]

they are the same videos but with different voice over

[limpid garnet]

I tried several times the entire day today but it wouldn't play nice, I'll try in the next week or so when db servers aren't going critical

[slate crown]

i think one of the videos was using an out of date GAMMA client so i had a few hiccups here and there

[cerulean plover]

i am still catching up on new posts on the server. but got sidetracked but the new anomaly mods posting

[limpid garnet]

Till then it's DRG

[slate crown]

mods are too risky tbh, I usually stay away from them unless it's a particulary cool one

[cerulean plover]

just practicing my reading, wouldnt dare plant a thing

[slate crown]

good man

[cerulean plover]

plus, im worried i wont even have enough room on the drive to update BAS and GAMMA when the moddb shitstorm calms

muh gamma is working, i can craft shit, i am content.

[slate crown]

that's why i bought a 500gb hard drive

installing gamma is one thing, learning the mechanics are a whole nother problem

[cerulean plover]

the game mechanics?

[limpid garnet]

The mechanics are basically pain

[cerulean plover]

nah, i generally disagree on that

[slate crown]

crafting, fixing guns,...etc

[cerulean plover]

some points are a bit tricky at first

but then feel very straightforward and simple

[limpid garnet]

It's less about commerce and more about being the self made stalker. You gotta scrap and earn for every inch

[cerulean plover]

is only that fixing and maintaining has more than one paths to it

[slate crown]

i was confused at first because i barely understood the base game Anomaly mechanics, let alone GAMMA

[cerulean plover]

and you need to distinguish them.

i bled my eyes on the fucking low res pda

[slate crown]

god bless yt tutorials

[cerulean plover]

throwing a couple of questions on dsc is most helpfull

and reading the guides

i didnt yt anything.

but each to their own.

[limpid garnet]

Starting anomaly I only had help from a couple friends in another serv. I started clear sky and balled out. Didn't finish it though cause I started a duty run and 100% that one

Only time I used a guide was for stuff like the chimera pelt for that one quest from hog

Apparently you can kill a chimera and save scum that till u get it

It took loading 8 times

[cerulean plover]

but what was the rush for?

surely you'd find more chimeras later

or they'd find you

[limpid garnet]

I didn't want to bother for that long. If I can get it down faster I'm for it.

Which is why I had fast travel on, but only if I've been there before

First time didn't even know it existed

[cerulean plover]

someone hadnt done enough reading

[limpid garnet]

Ha reading, that's for people with higher pay grades. I skim info

[cerulean plover]

at least theres that thing going on for ya if you meet troubles with installing n launching. you read the titles of 300+ mods

[limpid garnet]

Aw fuck I wanted a modded experience and I got hit with a damn novel

[cerulean plover]

tho you can see it in settings too

[limpid garnet]

I could if I could get it to run.

[cerulean plover]

oopsie

[limpid garnet]

Eh, some other time. Now it's Bo3 custom zeds. I sure hope the workshop isn't flooded by mediocre challenge maps

[plucky void]

https://fxtwitter.com/Armand_Gman/status/1575864191512383489

[slate crown]

yea i grew up on 2009 yt so this stuff is very close to my heart

[limpid garnet]

Oh shit One of my buds that plays DRG got an artist commission of my dwarf

It's a bit of a story

We spent like 2 hours in the space rig trying to do tony hawk pro skater tricks on pretzels and hotdogs cause of the Oktoberfest event

Shit looks cool

fuckin love it

Cry all you want OSHA but you can't unstunt the pretzel

[cerulean plover]

sums up nicely why i hate yt tutos

[slate crown]

yea they are pretty hit or miss

[urban ocean]

People. React to this if you enjoy Trackmania and are a race-ist

[plucky void]

you're not the boss of me

[slate crown]

a lurker who communicates using emotes

been awhile since I've seen someone like that, welcome elf enjoyer

[slate crown]

they'll regret using a fox

[plucky void]

tieflings aren't elves

[slate crown]

read the bio

[plucky void]

a firefox named Ember

[plucky void]

how

I'm not gonna scroll down a 25k member list for someone with a nickname that starts with T

[slate crown]

i use mobile so i just hold down to see who's reacted and just click on their pfps

[candid briar]

My english isn't very good, so I communicate by shitpost

[slate crown]

right right

[plucky void]

can't click their profile here

but anyway they no longer lurking I can click now

[slate crown]

well don't feel bad you're not the only here who's not good at english

[plucky void]

elves suck

[slate crown]

skill issue

[plucky void]

except Deedlit

[candid briar]

This is acceptable

[slate crown]

i was trying to be nice

[candid briar]

[slate crown]

ah it was a meme

sorry for the misunderstanding Mr Fossil

[plucky void]

no, elves suck is not a meme

[slate crown]

[plucky void]

and I can't vouch for Deedlit cause I have zero knowledge of Lodoss War

[candid briar]

It's very good

[slate crown]

Bamboozled by the living fossil again

[plucky void]

I know there's a metroidvania where you play as her

[candid briar]

Also good

[slate crown]

damn they even added a Newcomer role

aldo hard at work making the server more streamlined

[plucky void]

apparently it's so they don't ask support questions outside of support channels

[slate crown]

bruh

at least they can still talk in #🎪bruh-fart

everyone is welcomed here

[candid briar]

I'm one of the good ones I swear

[slate crown]

fren

quick question, how did you find out about the GAMMA server @candid briar ?

[candid briar]

I have played about 300 hours of Anomaly and a friend told me to try out gamma

[slate crown]

ah

[candid briar]

So here I am

[slate crown]

here you are

looks like we got a new brainfart resident, just wait till you see the rest of the crew

[plucky void]

trying to filter out the drewski followers?

[slate crown]

nah i was just curious since newcomer and all

[fading shuttle]

new brainfart arrivals have a high turnover rate pango, dont get your hopes up

[slate crown]

doesn't stop me

[plucky void]

he's a tiefling

[slate crown]

going to take more than that to break my hopes

[plucky void]

he can handle demons, devils and general hellish areas

[candid briar]

Very true

I have been to detroit

[fading shuttle]

but this is brainfart

[plucky void]

I know, it's a few layers below hell

[slate crown]

gah damn 💀

[fading shuttle]

brainfart is better described as a monstrosity that brings madness to those who gaze upon it

[slate crown]

we got a veteran right here

[plucky void]

pls no lovecraft references

or you get the hose

[fading shuttle]

haha, funny cat

[slate crown]

nah bro that's general chat, this is #🎪bruh-fart

we are family

[plucky void]

I still don't know whether people back then were unhinged or people nowadays are too soft and are afraid of words

[slate crown]

[plucky void]

both, maybe

[slate crown]

both actually

[fading shuttle]

every single long term brainfart resident has suffered severe mental detoriation and early onset schizophrenia

[slate crown]

ye

[fading shuttle]

i remember the good ol days of cod lobbies

[slate crown]

nah that's just khaaytil

[plucky void]

like Jim Carrey said about Will Smith vs Chris Rock

"he physically assaulted Chris Rock because he said words"

words yepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyep

[slate crown]

I've been a long enough member and i gotta say, this place feels like home

[limpid garnet]

Half of the brainfart sign falls off to reveal it's actually the brain scorcher

[plucky void]

this place is home after a triggerhappy moderator in the DRG discord finally had enough of me tiptoeing around his control freak personality

[slate crown]

abit on the nose don't you think?

[limpid garnet]

Can't even talk in their meme chat

Boooo

[plucky void]

his nose, yes

[limpid garnet]

The nose?

[slate crown]

SCHNOZER

[limpid garnet]

I want to say it but I'll probably get muted fuck

[slate crown]

nah say it

[candid briar]

Just post the flag

[slate crown]

you're safe if you delete it real quick

[limpid garnet]

[plucky void]

now imagine mods being able to read deleted messages

[slate crown]

as much of a control freak the people make the mods to be, they're pretty lax when it comes to our rules

[limpid garnet]

Man I sure hope there's not a log of some kind

[fading shuttle]

already eliminated one of em

rip in pizza

[plucky void]

as long as you don't incur the wrath of the discord mod + redditor + steam reviewer triforce wielder, you'll be fine

[limpid garnet]

You can mess with em, it's called doxxing

[candid briar]

I've been banned from 109 discords for being too spicy

[limpid garnet]

[slate crown]

[slate crown]

what flavor of spice though?

[plucky void]

I've never broken any discord server rules

[fading shuttle]

also, falco may be a mod, but hes one of the good ones dont worry

[candid briar]

Paprika

[slate crown]

ah then you're good here

[limpid garnet]

I don't read the rules, I just ball out till I get banned

[slate crown]

takes alot for someone to get banned here actually

usually you get a warn or muted

[plucky void]

I don't read rules either, they're usually very generic

[candid briar]

Paprika is good on smažený řízek, highly recommend

[slate crown]

unfortunately some people don't have common sense

[plucky void]

[plucky void]

it's funny, really

[slate crown]

it is great entertainment

[plucky void]

I got perma muted in the DRG discord because I annoyed the resident 24/7 moderator once or twice

while not breaking any rules

[slate crown]

least insecure discord mod (no relation )

[limpid garnet]

Malding leaf lover mutes a funny little guy

[plucky void]

leaf lover indeed

[fading shuttle]

a silly little man

just a goofie goober

[plucky void]

funniest part is he just muted me instead of banning

I can read but not post any messages on any channels

and for a while I kept checking things out over there

he started spinning a lie that I posted hate speech

[limpid garnet]

I'm gonna lie to protect my ego

What a tool

[slate crown]

average twitter user

[plucky void]

and ofc people bought it because ppl deify moderators to stay on their good side

[slate crown]

smh

[candid briar]

Cannot understand anyone who willingly mods a large discord server

[plucky void]

that's enough for tonight's bed time story tho

gotta go

[plucky void]

imo it's less about the chip

and more about putting a .45 into my brain cage

[slate crown]

sleep well Mr Fossil

[plucky void]

[fading shuttle]

nah, twas a 9mm

cant believe he doesnt know his fallout lore

kill him

[slate crown]

[plucky void]

a 1911 chambered in 9mm? sacrilege

[slate crown]

fr

[fading shuttle]

its not a fucking 1911 retard

[plucky void]

Imma pretend it was a 45 to make the courier even more badass for surviving a shot that would've exploded his head like a watermelon

[fading shuttle]

its a browning Hi-power

[limpid garnet]

I think it was a browning hi-poeer

Yea

[plucky void]

looks like a colt, sounds like a colt

fucking gun nerds 🤓

[limpid garnet]

The .45 pistol is from honest hearts

Also my favorite gun the survivalist rifle

[fading shuttle]

cant believe you are a boomer smh

[limpid garnet]

I'm an American, it's 2nd nature

[plucky void]

I am a boomer, I don't care about piddly peashooters I like shit that makes boom and splatters people across 3 different postal codes

[fading shuttle]

a 1911 still doesnt do that

[plucky void]

I never said I liked the 1911

[slate crown]

ah shit here we go again

[plucky void]

[limpid garnet]

Be a man, conceal carry a 45-70 govt. Revolver

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alw8Kq6SoaM

[limpid garnet]

Magnum research does make a 45-70 revolver called the BFR

Sadly the F stands for frame and not fuckin

[slate crown]

ain't that the one where they put people in it and then cook them alive? something Bull

[limpid garnet]

That's the brass bull

[slate crown]

yea that

[candid briar]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazen_bull

brazen bull

[slate crown]

don't know whether i should be worried that you pulled up the wiki for it so fast

[urban ocean]

https://youtu.be/huxL-BlXEiM

https://youtu.be/wO-F8iaJunw

I meme too hard

Wish siege wasn't shit now

[limpid garnet]

Can't have gamma rn so I'm trying EFP, I'll let y'all know how it goes

[slate crown]

dumpster fire 2.0

[slate crown]

love this guy

honestly everyone in his shoes would stay and enjoy the crab rangoon

[limpid garnet]

Fuckin love rangoons

[slate crown]

fr

[limpid garnet]

There's a good all you can eat sushi bar that makes some good ones. They also have good eel rolls

[slate crown]

all you can eat sushi

wish i had a place like that near me, I'd make it go out of business

[limpid garnet]

They also do the fired tempura like crab and chicken

[candid briar]

Spicy crab #1

[slate crown]

bro don't do this to me, my empty stomach is growling

[stone blade]

listening to after dark while on the bus is a vibe

[slate crown]

gm ivan

[limpid garnet]

Turn on the BPL, they make some good podcasts.

One of their guys in England a north fc guy participated in a gravy wrestling match

[slate crown]

12pm time to go jim

[limpid garnet]

Get those mooscles

[slate crown]

ye

[candid briar]

Become a kettlebell chad

[slate crown]

international chest day

[stone blade]

da

❤️🤝

[sullen osprey]

cry

[limpid garnet]

Thx EFP for doing max visual settings as default. Lookin at a slideshow damn

[cerulean plover]

that is so fricking perfect actually

spams play button

[candid briar]

He's having a good time

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/729219572393181284/1026354681829654538/EzzOUquqwBqWNvtJ.mp4

[cerulean plover]

this mofo burer hit the viagras and an ecstacy

he doesnt know he dont have the tool

but he feeling horny af for sure

[glad carbon]

[limpid garnet]

First hard truth with efp, I gotta load each individual magazine

[cerulean plover]

i need the song, the beat slaps so hard

[limpid garnet]

Naw I gotta prep my mags now fuuuuck

[cerulean plover]

nah you only need to find me the tune

[quartz saffron]

Tried to kill a small roach in the garage with bug spray. Can confirm that shit didn’t work

That fucker still alive

I sprayed that bitch with more spray it’ll kill an ant hill

https://youtu.be/BvS6iMkPM-g

[cerulean plover]

spraying makes them stronger xD

but fr, the spray is not a flamethrower

[slate crown]

just use the good ol classic Chancla

[cerulean plover]

unless you put a flame in front

[slate crown]

i don't have bug spray, i just use my foot

[stone blade]

I fart on em

[candid briar]

Spray them with WD-40

They will die

[glad carbon]

thats good for most guns though

you can shove extended mags on

[limpid garnet]

Currently eating shit rn during a with love mission the guy I'm supposed to leave alive has an svd and it is ripping through me

And all I got is a 9x19 pistol with no ap ammo and a rust pump shotty

We ball

Also no meds

I do have a can of meat though

Couldn't do it, too many mercs and bandits. And Mr svd didn't miss once

Back to base

[slate crown]

caffeine hitting

[limpid garnet]

in the depths of xilbalba he feasts, for he has no choice

[slate crown]

🥑

I'd feel bad for him if he wasn't so goddamn rich

[limpid garnet]

I wish death upon him

[slate crown]

get in line bud

[limpid garnet]

I got the fast pass

[slate crown]

honestly gotta respect the hustle though, the man made enough money from his own suffering to last him a lifetime, well as long as a life time he has left currently

[limpid garnet]

I think it's a queen of england scenario, no one thinks he's gonna die and when it does happen it's gonna be put off as a joke at first

We want him dead, but he keeps living somehow

[limpid garnet]

Might be a flesh golem at this point

[slate crown]

you think that's bad, at least he's not living in the same country as you are rn

i have to live with that burden

[limpid garnet]

Hope he gets drafted as a heavy infantry vehicle

[slate crown]

the guys basically considered a billionaire in my country

[limpid garnet]

He is like saggy boulder, now we only need trebuchet

[slate crown]

caffeine is hitting harder than i thought 💀

might as well do some back excersises

[echo slate]

new discount Nikolai vid dropped:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOhw_QmqL6I

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/pryM6FjKn6M

ONO

they added furries to warframe

[cerulean plover]

monolit-monolit-mono-monolit-monolit

[stone blade]

BRUHHH

I hate when my stomach starts making sounds like a fucking American v8

love it

[narrow lotus]

It says full attack plane

[slate crown]

[narrow lotus]

💪 balkan moment

[slate crown]

twas a mistake mixing chest and back excersises

[tame hazel]

im stuck at uni

[tame hazel]

i need to check if uni gym is open

[slate crown]

your uni has a gym?

sick

[tame hazel]

its very basic thing to have

[slate crown]

my uni had a gym

emphasis on HAD

[tame hazel]

rip

[slate crown]

the equipment was dogtrash anyways so didn't miss out much

now im going to eat 2kgs worth of food

feelsgoodman

[tame hazel]

damn

how many calories is that?

[slate crown]

about 2000

rough estimate

[tame hazel]

2kg? lol

[slate crown]

i burn about 1900 cals a day just from existing

[tame hazel]

im losing weight thankfully

[slate crown]

vietnamese food is very light so i need alot to fill me up

[tame hazel]

rice

[slate crown]

can't live without it

[tame hazel]

a cup is like 200 calories

💀

[slate crown]

[tame hazel]

yeah i cant live without it unless i buy myown food

[slate crown]

yea but im also having noodles and beef broth

[tame hazel]

noodles are so good

[slate crown]

lots of protein and minerals

[tame hazel]

SO good

[slate crown]

i need to eat alot since protein powder is so expensive here

plus i can only order supplements online, there's not alot of places that sell them at a reasonable price

[tame hazel]

noooo

you live in vietnam yeah?

[slate crown]

at least there's a lot of places that sell fresh food ready to eat, that's my crutch

[slate crown]

ye

[tame hazel]

thats great tbh

ill get to make myown food once im employed

19 dollar fortnite card

who wants it

[tame hazel]

im watching it on mute cause i know what he says

[gloomy roost]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/AAqLh5NAgERwf79GTxj6VmFXjx8k5Ajui7OHa9JtdDw/https/media.tenor.com/_74YQKJlZxQAAAPo/cat-cat-bubble.mp4

[slate crown]

good

[tame hazel]

im in class

[slate crown]

you don't have earbuds?

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377719182663352330/1026075434980474900/929d80689ded41e62fa098aabb629c7a7df69932fb7ed6aedadcc99db4183c60_1.mp4

[tame hazel]

don't want my classmates to hear ninja getting D'ed

[tame hazel]

i do

[slate crown]

not allowed during class right?

i always wore my Bluetooth earbuds in class during highschool and if anyone asked i just told them they were hearing aids

the look on their faces during graduation when i told them

[gloomy roost]

tldr - cat is fat

[slate crown]

mini chonker

[real tinsel]

give me some of your fat

i'm genuinely sick of being skinny

[slate crown]

nah bro it's not as easy as you'd think

[real tinsel]

i have such a fast metabolism that if i eat something i shit it out 10-15 minutes later

[slate crown]

you'll need to be on pills for the rest of your life

[slate crown]

honestly same but my body found a middle ground, i can neither gain fat or loose any, the only thing i gain is muscle mass

my gf on the other hand

i swear a sloth has a faster metabolism rate than that woman

[real tinsel]

in women fat usually goes to the ass

so you're in the winning

[slate crown]

in her case, tiddies

[real tinsel]

even better

you'll have softer pillows

[slate crown]

except the times when i almost suffocate when she rolls onto me

[west owl]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812259709112942617/1017574664828100730/erm_mods.gif

who is this guy, what is that name and pfp

[gloomy roost]

It's Crahtil

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/holls-hollstheamazon-thang-pocket-gif-14216577

[tame hazel]

i can but i dont out of respect

[slate crown]

respectable fellow 🤝

i used to be such a little shit

[lusty sonnet]

still are

[slate crown]

shush you

[lusty sonnet]

I shall get back to work

[slate crown]

go back to work

[stone blade]

In Bulgaria when something is really bad
we say "Full testicle"

[slate crown]

we have something in common then since we also use something along the lines of that

[stone blade]

Lel

[tame hazel]

same

you have to be a bozo to be a uhhh bosso 😎

[tame hazel]

gamers: wait the game is actually good?

[gloomy roost]

Mid at best

[tame hazel]

its like people who hate the last of us 2 but cant name any character

[tame hazel]

tbh depends on what you compare it again lol

[gloomy roost]

Lesbian 1 and 2 and mean girl

👏

[tame hazel]

orange is the new black

[gloomy roost]

Queue mechanicus monday

[tame hazel]

snort melatonin

[gloomy roost]

melatoni

what a weird spaghetti

[tame hazel]

jorge melatoni

[abstract path]

In germany we just say "scheisse"

[cerulean plover]

i like saying scheisse sometimes even tho i generally dislike the german language

it sounds emphatic and appropriate.

[abstract path]

I agree

That's why i use alot of slavic and english slurs

Fuck german

[cerulean plover]

is like saying piece of shit in caps and in 2 syllables

[abstract path]

Yes. It is

[cerulean plover]

the french "merde" also sounds cool.

[fading shuttle]

I am late, it's a 7/10

[cerulean plover]

butt nothing beats the good ol FAK

[ocean pulsar]

I liked cyberpunk but then again I’m also the most deprived man on planet earth

[cerulean plover]

why did you subtract 4?

[tame hazel]

as long as you finish the game its good

i bought 50 games the last year and i only finished a couple 😭

[ocean pulsar]

As far as writing goes it’s great imo

[abstract path]

Indeed

[tame hazel]

yesss the writing is great

[abstract path]

Guys

I want this looped in an hour

And then as background animated

[cerulean plover]

man i was as excited earlier when i saw. this is beyond godlike

[abstract path]

Fr tho

Like dude this is kinda a meme but also shitpost at the same time

Real mood

[cerulean plover]

im gonna shazam it in hopes i find the tune

it could be so many things

[abstract path]

Let's go

[cerulean plover]

Intro to a stalker tv show

OR a degenerate pleasure house

[abstract path]

"Hello, today in stalker news
The gamma community has grown even bigger amongst every other modding communities for stalker
They got even bigger then the EFP server!"
"Now to the weather.
Today it'll will be cloudy and at 2am night there will be an emission...a big one to that
Duty is trying to take over the wild territory again and freedom as always fights them off as we always know....
That's it for today! Enjoy...whatever you're drinking and eating rn!"

Basically it's ok but i could have put more effort

[cerulean plover]

but sadly it is kinda of a process for me to shazam it and cba, so theres a good chance i ll jsut forget it later. XD

[tame hazel]

i want to flex my hair

[cerulean plover]

wrong channel bro, #931238326172794881

[tame hazel]

cant wait until its long

[cerulean plover]

btw is it bots that post in that channel?

[abstract path]

Nah

That's real ppl

[slate crown]

such curls

[tame hazel]

i want to have emperor's curls

[cerulean plover]

hard to think people are so creative and dedicated to such a thing

[abstract path]

Yes

[cerulean plover]

it was easier to believe that shit are AI scripts or smth

xD

awesome stuff really

[abstract path]

Really is tho

[slate crown]

wish i had curly hair but im stuck with the default wavy look

[cerulean plover]

totally immersive

[abstract path]

Bruv i know so many german boys and believe me

[cerulean plover]

solid material to take and make mini series or smth

[abstract path]

they suck to me

[cerulean plover]

that got really sexual really fast

[abstract path]

Bro -_-

[cerulean plover]

[tame hazel]

i find blonde straight hair the ugliest so youre safe

[cerulean plover]

i thought that was a reference to the dancing burer

getting longer.

[abstract path]

[cerulean plover]

i love it when lack of sleep scorches my brain, sometimes

[tame hazel]

i dont know what youre refering to

lol

[abstract path]

Sometimes i feel that
But if i do, then i go off to sleep most likely

[cerulean plover]

its fine, but do please scroll up a bit and admire the dancing burer again

[slate crown]

couldn't get any sleep last night because rats in the walls would not stfu

[lusty sonnet]

What about blonde long-ish curls

[abstract path]

I have it saved

[cerulean plover]

constant conflict in the decision, i ve commited to a 2nd coffee so im holding still. if i open gamma my eyes i would totally be awake

[cerulean plover]

not you!

[abstract path]

Oki

[upbeat bobcat]

Yo I got new banned reactions

[cerulean plover]

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812259709112942617/1026251262120964238/Snapchat-2122509388-2.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812259709112942617/1026252982343434240/gtfo.mov

[cerulean plover]

i was watching Pookie stalker videos. good fun

[lusty sonnet]

Pango gonna melt when i face reveal

[slate crown]

i can never listen to this song without "Where the hood at" playing in my head

[slate crown]

if it's anything like bruno, i will actually see jesus

[abstract path]

Bruno is just

[upbeat bobcat]

Greek reveal

[cerulean plover]

Bruno reminds me of the hairdresser movie and Pango of the dota hero, pangolier.

[abstract path]

And me

?

[lusty sonnet]

Less bulky, more golden hair

[cerulean plover]

of the artifact in stalker

[abstract path]

True stalker fan

[cerulean plover]

more? jesus had brown hair.

[lusty sonnet]

Like Bruno not jesus

Malaka smh

[cerulean plover]

im feeling very malaka on my chair

[slate crown]

chunky

[slate crown]

[abstract path]

[slate crown]

the only time we'll see actual testicles posted on brainfart

[lusty sonnet]

Good good

[abstract path]

Also cat mod:

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-cutie-sunderland-balls-baller-gif-16017134

[slate crown]

oh no not the Ballchinian

[abstract path]

Go on

Shake your head

[upbeat bobcat]

[runic sorrel]

Is this a rick roll

[abstract path]

Don't spoil it HEY

[cerulean plover]

NO. It will hurt

[abstract path]

It already hurt looking at it

Hahaha

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/go-crazy-go-stupid-go-gif-13669783

[cerulean plover]

Who said i am?

[abstract path]

[cerulean plover]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QsNjQh4glE

[tame hazel]

dirty blonde curly hair is hot

but brunette, brunette is king

[grand mason]

bandit radio from clear sky in anomaly is it in or in gamma ?

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-gif-13248385

[upbeat bobcat]

it's in your ass

[grand mason]

cant find it

[upbeat bobcat]

Go deeper

[grand mason]

can you help me

[upbeat bobcat]

@slate crown your expertise are needed

[grand mason]

never mind

i found it

in my liver

[upbeat bobcat]

Sheesh

[grand mason]

[cerulean plover]

this dialogue was very deep

[pastel quartz]

read that in the voice of jonah jameson

[grand mason]

Lol

[pastel quartz]

"get me pictures of the monolith damnit"

[cerulean plover]

personally i prefer jenna

[grand mason]

https://tenor.com/view/john-jonah-jameson-lol-laughing-hysterically-laughing-out-loud-funny-gif-17710543

stop photo graphing birds

[grand mason]

life is a construction site

u build up

[slate crown]

bend over and cough

[abstract path]

"And if you try to make it in order, you might have things more difficult"

[cerulean plover]

this man dropped his magnum condoms. help him find them

[grand mason]

rude who not helping

[grand mason]

https://tenor.com/view/gummy-booty-shake-bear-butt-booty-gif-8771091

[abstract path]

Then i am the architect

Sorry i don't do hard work

[grand mason]

when u plan wrong everyting collapse....🚬 🚬 🚬 🚬

[abstract path]

I know

I like to plan wrong for some people

[grand mason]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-sad-man-man-in-rain-gif-23062134

[grand mason]

[cerulean plover]

fail to plan, plan to fail

[abstract path]

Agreed 🤝

[cerulean plover]

trust me i know failure

[grand mason]

Agreed 🤝

[cerulean plover]

as much as i know success

and succsex

[grand mason]

and Sucksecss

[cerulean plover]

[grand mason]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-sus-the-rock-meme-the-rock-sus-meme-gif-23972805

[abstract path]

🙏

[abstract path]

well me too

[grand mason]

i succsess fully finished kindergarde

i dont wanna say i am a professional but i am

[cerulean plover]

did you develop the skill known as reading?

[grand mason]

yes

kinda

[cerulean plover]

i hear it is very important in this server

[grand mason]

deslexya

[cerulean plover]

lesdyxia

[grand mason]

yea that too

...

[cerulean plover]

iz gut skeel. makes one smarter

[grand mason]

ja i weis

es ist werri imortant

und so

and so

[cerulean plover]

[grand mason]

happy happyness

pea=?

[cerulean plover]

happeeness

=pee

[abstract path]

Happiniss

[grand mason]

Happenys

[cerulean plover]

fappeeness

[abstract path]

[grand mason]

Loude Vine boom sounds

https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk-bug-god-gif-19638019

[grand mason]

calm down he dont bite

[cerulean plover]

just wants a kiss

[abstract path]

He gon bite that whole ass

[cerulean plover]

how would that be for a face reveal?

me and my dog

warriors of the zone

[grand mason]

imagine whole ass biten of from that pub

[abstract path]

That would be painful

[grand mason]

fr

[abstract path]

Prolly eat the thighs too

[grand mason]

fr

but with socks on

so its not sus

[cerulean plover]

he needs his daily human in calories

[abstract path]

There would be bloodshed

[real tinsel]

need me a girl who'd just straight bite my ass off

[cerulean plover]

aint he adorable?

[grand mason]

bdorable

[cerulean plover]

i suggest you look to your nearest vampire coven

[real tinsel]

used to bite my ex's ass but she never bit mine

[grand mason]

damn

thats deeo

deep

[real tinsel]

i even shaved my whole ass once

[grand mason]

F

[real tinsel]

still no bite

[grand mason]

Damn

do u wash ur ass tho

[real tinsel]

yes

[grand mason]

then no wonder

[cerulean plover]

did you try putting salt on it? or honey? or pee nut butter?

[grand mason]

[abstract path]

How bout uh

Parfeum?

[grand mason]

pee nut butter

[real tinsel]

no

[real tinsel]

who puts perfume on their ass crystal

[cerulean plover]

then blame yourself for no trying enough and thinking outside the assbox

[real tinsel]

also perfume would make your ass taste awful

[abstract path]

It's generally for the body, dumbass

[grand mason]

imagine having parfum on ass

[grand mason]

fax

[abstract path]

Plus it would well

Make it smell better

[real tinsel]

would you bite my ass if i covered it in honey @cerulean plover

[cerulean plover]

i wouldnt bite it even if it was covered in stalker 2

[real tinsel]

hypocrite

[cerulean plover]

i have sensitive teeth

[abstract path]

Normie

Lol

[real tinsel]

i have soft ass cheeks

[abstract path]

;b

[cerulean plover]

yea didnt take you for a hardass

[grand mason]

ASS

HARD

[real tinsel]

nope, they're very soft and bite-sized

[grand mason]

WHERE

[slate crown]

LARD ASS LARD ASS

[grand mason]

FART MASS

FART SMASHHHHHHHHHH

[abstract path]

Go on take a seat i have cake, tea, coffe and we have sweet bread too

:)

[grand mason]

🖖

[cerulean plover]

thnx for reminding me of this expression

[slate crown]

i will kill

[grand mason]

i will kill

[abstract path]

I will KILL you FIRST if you don't TAKE A SEAT!

[grand mason]

I will KILL you FIRST if you don't TAKE A SEAT!

[abstract path]

V:

[grand mason]

i gonna copy u

[slate crown]

I'll bend you like a toothpick crystal if you misbehave

[abstract path]

Hey alt account

Hush

[grand mason]

Hey alt account

[abstract path]

Sit down and eat

[slate crown]

fine

[abstract path]

-w-

[real tinsel]

@slate crown eat my ass

[grand mason]

W

[slate crown]

gladly

[real tinsel]

i'll even shave it for you

[cerulean plover]

[grand mason]

*gimme ur ass *

[real tinsel]

nope sorry it's reserved for @slate crown now

[abstract path]

Lol

[grand mason]

nupagadi is underrated

[slate crown]

me when @abstract path

no offense crys

[cerulean plover]

with ass flavour

[grand mason]

Остров Сокровищ is funny af