🎪bruh-fart

[heady crow]

ah

[stone blade]

fk

[limpid garnet]

Nade spam

From ai

[heady crow]

ivan

[heady crow]

logged back into tarkov and my west 216 key sold

[stone blade]

Speak.

[heady crow]

like months ago

[stone blade]

I havent logged into tarkov in a month

dont have intentions of doingso

cuz uni

[heady crow]

ya

but it was 400k :(

now im sad

[abstract path]

OMYGOD

[heady crow]

oh well still lv19 anyways

time to hop back on next wipe

[abstract path]

STAPKER ENWGERY RAAAAAA

[limpid garnet]

[heady crow]

holy shit

hes just like me

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbYa7NBYyRc me casually roaming woods making heaps of money and not meeting a single soul the entire raid

[heady crow]

accurate

[abstract path]

Omygod it's stalcraft

[stone blade]

someone needs to photoshop factory on the screen

[heady crow]

also ivan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk1mgGI1QHs @stone blade

uooooo

[stone blade]

girls on their period

[stone blade]

banger

[heady crow]

a certified one

[abstract path]

Me when swamps

[stone blade]

rules of engagement/denial/the blood we spill

the 3 definitive tarkov songs

[heady crow]

def

too bad i turned off music in the main menu a long time ago

[stone blade]

I always have it on

[real tinsel]

bruno

she's literally me

[stone blade]

hi zayac

[heady crow]

chad. I just grew bored of constant guitar chugging when im playing tetris

[heady crow]

i still miss hearing dark horizon when i die in a raid tho

that

thats something i hold dear onto my heart

[real tinsel]

hi not volk

[stone blade]

thats where the fun is

feels like an intense game of tetris

[heady crow]

id prefer to have some cool vibing and depressing stalker guitar tracks on the backround

[warm prism]

should I play anomaly or gamma as someone new to the stalker series

[limpid garnet]

Start with anom first

Then gamma

[heady crow]

if you want to go the extra mile play the og trilogy first

[warm prism]

im kinda lazy. is the anomaly the best game atm?

[stone blade]

gamma is way too hard for beginners

start with anomaly

[heady crow]

pretty much but gamma adds 333 mods ontop of it

and as such several new systems and a gameplay loop

[limpid garnet]

gamma is permanently set to the difficulty of fuck you with optional increases

[warm prism]

what's the closest non stalker game you could compare it to

[placid geode]

bloons td

[warm prism]

gotcha

[heady crow]

depends

[limpid garnet]

raid shadowlegends

[real tinsel]

gamma doesn't make the game harder but it does make it a little more confusing

[limpid garnet]

[heady crow]

ye why are you responding to me

ivan said it was hard

not me

[real tinsel]

stop asking questions

i never have answers for them

[abstract path]

They made a newcomer roke Ome

[heady crow]

i will kill you

[abstract path]

My lod

Gee

Sowwy

[real tinsel]

you won't

[heady crow]

youre right

[real tinsel]

i'll suck your dick and you'll lose balance

[warm prism]

is stalker at all like fallout?

[limpid garnet]

[real tinsel]

no

[abstract path]

Why did they make a newcomer role!!

[heady crow]

some ppl call stalker the russian fallout so ig

[heady crow]

we can be racist against them

look at this greenname not knowing anything

[abstract path]

Funny

[heady crow]

ikr

[limpid garnet]

So people would be forced to read the installation instructions probably

[warm prism]

i'd being playing it rn and not asking questions. but my download says 8 hours so 😄

[heady crow]

yeah the servers are dying bcs of drew

[abstract path]

Now make a veteran rule

[limpid garnet]

Read stalker read!

[abstract path]

[heady crow]

nah

[runic sorrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858469554866356224/956211043741360179/happy_wheels_in_class.mp4

[heady crow]

this is the only server without level bullshit where everyone is a whitename

i like it as it is

[stone blade]

@heady crow

[limpid garnet]

Yeaaa white pow- no wait

[heady crow]

omgg ivaan!

[stone blade]

💗

[warm prism]

so anomaly is 8gb but gamma is 70gb?

[heady crow]

you know just the stuff that i like

[heady crow]

anomalys size is included in the 70gb iirc

[stone blade]

I'm the apustaja connoisseur

[warm prism]

that's still a lot of mods. :_:

[abstract path]

Yeah gamma is quite a lot

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow our fav vid

[abstract path]

Biggest stalker mod out there

[stone blade]

Pray to our lord and savior

[real tinsel]

modpack

dumbass

[heady crow]

hasheensheeen

[abstract path]

Welcome to this beautiful and humble server

[warm prism]

how many hours of content are in just anomaly ?

[abstract path]

Don't care not important

[real tinsel]

wrong reply

[stone blade]

Gn

[real tinsel]

dumbass

[heady crow]

its more of a sandbox experience than a story based one so cant really be told

[warm prism]

epic

thanks

[heady crow]

gn ivaan! ^^

sleep well : 3

[stone blade]

u2 fuckers

[gloomy roost]

Wth void

Why ya green

[warm prism]

idk

[heady crow]

dont mention it

[abstract path]

Depends on well

[warm prism]

everyone's being racist to me

[gloomy roost]

What a cruel world

[abstract path]

Wdym

[gloomy roost]

Everybody hating on the guy with a pupper pfp

[abstract path]

I am not bein racist

[warm prism]

everyone's pointing out that im green 😦

[limpid garnet]

Yes cause your new

[abstract path]

In fact i am not pointing out rhat chu green

[heady crow]

look whos speaking

[abstract path]

So i have prooven you wrong, human!

[limpid garnet]

Ikr

[warm prism]

this community seems really nice

rare sight to behold

[abstract path]

Yes it quite can be but.

Don't let yourself get fooled easily

Aight?

[warm prism]

i come from rust

i trust no one

not even myself

[abstract path]

Well i guess you wouldn't trust me either

[limpid garnet]

I popped in here last night seeing gamma played by tomato from his old vod streams about it and they just implemented the newbie role today after the mass influx of people who can't read in the stalker game chat

[warm prism]

what's the recommend specs for max graphics on anomaly and gamma?

[heady crow]

dont think grok has released any but i run it around 50fps and 1440p on a 6gb 1060, ryzen 5 2600 and a single stick of 16gb running at 2666mhz without changing any settings

[warm prism]

i see

[mortal dirge]

All users who witness a new user asking for help in non support channels are advised to report them to your nearest moderator

All hail the Big Grok

All users who witness a new user asking for help in non support channels are advised to report them to your nearest moderator

All hail the Big Grok

[warm prism]

thats not me...

[heady crow]

tbf its #🎪bruh-fart

[real tinsel]

how does one become a cock and ball torture player

asking for myself

[pliant fjord]

think it's completing invictus

beat like the main questlines on hardest difficulty on the default settings I think?

[mortal dirge]

sucky sucky

[limpid garnet]

Invictus ain't that ha-

[stone blade]

if abortion is murder
are condoms kidnappers?

[real tinsel]

but the kid dies in the condom

[real tinsel]

that's not very efficient kidnapping

[plucky void]

that idiot is gonna be dead soon lmao

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[real tinsel]

this was my first osu song

it's a banger

[abstract path]

Man

I need a hug, heh

[abstract path]

Lmao

[heady crow]

also @slate crown if i ever have or will talk about "that" astolfo cosplay its this one

[limpid garnet]

Still can't believe they killed sprite cranberry

[abstract path]

What if i wear it

[plucky void]

wtf is that the gmod map irl?

[limpid garnet]

yes

[heady crow]

rock and stone

[heady crow]

yes

[limpid garnet]

No more fun and games I'm banishing you to gm_flatgrass

[abstract path]

Bruno why are you against me wearing that cosplay :[

[heady crow]

anything else i would say would get forwarded to the authorities and i would be put in custody

[abstract path]

Oh

[abstract path]

Hm, i guess

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/seasame-street-seasame-street-martians-book-gif-19927585

words. yep yep yep yep yepYEPYEPYEPYEPYEPYEPyepYEPYEPYEPYEPYEPYEPyepYEPYEPYEPYEPYEPYEPyepYEPYEPYEPYEPYEPYEPyepYEPYEPYEPYEPYEPYEPyepYEPYEPYEPYEPYEPYEP

[heady crow]

dw i dont understand the language either

[plucky void]

https://youtu.be/TStPNqex3uA?t=106

I might have to download and trim this as a reaction

too lazy to do it

[plucky void]

so have this instead

[heady crow]

thank you old man

[plucky void]

completely unrealistic

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[plucky void]

the drill didn't break 50 times before opening the wall

[heady crow]

[viral crater]

I hate myself, thats why i love dark souls and thats why i started playing stalker yesterday and i have to say that it is fun

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/daring-today-are-we-spongebob-squidward-gif-22508233

[heady crow]

started with gamma immediately?

[viral crater]

Well i started with vanilla anomaly yesterday, and today i installed some mods, and yes i plan to install gamma too

[heady crow]

ah base anomaly. Still pretty daring but not as daring as gamma

then again you pretty much cant install it rn bcs of all the new ppl

[narrow lotus]

😔

[heady crow]

welp been putting off updating it eversince 3.0 came and will continue to do so till 1.0 comes

[cerulean plover]

imagine the internet died and noone could dl gamma.

[real tinsel]

i haven't updated since rc1

[cerulean plover]

then it would be like, "we few, we precious few"

[heady crow]

based

[abstract path]

I love myself so i play stalker ironman mode hours long

Get on my level, noob

[heady crow]

you dont even have a pc to run stalker wdym

[abstract path]

I can

[heady crow]

totally

[abstract path]

Yep

[cerulean plover]

so the legend is true.

[abstract path]

Well, i can just steal it at night

Easy

[cerulean plover]

people who dont even play stalker come for brainfart

[heady crow]

brainfart attracts only the special few

[limpid garnet]

The few, the proud, the retarded

[heady crow]

tbf id expect for there to be more new ppl here considering that drew over doubled the server member count but it is what it is

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-together-smile-gif-20682410

[cerulean plover]

yes but there is reading skill issue

[heady crow]

true they cant see the support section so brainfart is a whole other story

but a few have wandered here ig

[viral crater]

The best thing in stalker is that almost everything in it resembles my country (im slav btw) , its so realistic

[limpid garnet]

If anyone asks for help here just spread disinformation

[heady crow]

that ought to teach em

[heady crow]

so the legends are true

stalker really is a slavs daily life simulator

[abstract path]

Proud yes

Retarded maybe

[abstract path]

If you wanna confirm i am retarded?

Giv proof

[cerulean plover]

the only exception is there is not enough balkan or hardbass music

[limpid garnet]

so yea if you want gamma to work you gotta install the hit game among us, it's like gmod using other source games for source textures

[heady crow]

true some turbo folk would fit the vibe

[cerulean plover]

perhaps a section in darkscape or smth, where the gang be chilling with them speakers by a car

[cerulean plover]

what is your favorite cheese?

[limpid garnet]

Pepper jack habanero

[heady crow]

port salut

god its so good

[cerulean plover]

holy shit i ve tasted neither

mission acquired

[heady crow]

i live for this cheese

[cerulean plover]

grilled or raw better?

[heady crow]

raw

[limpid garnet]

ain't got no vodka or anti rad meds but I have several packs of lucky strikes

[heady crow]

on a good rye bread

[cerulean plover]

habanero looks rad too

[lusty sonnet]

Raw cheese with bread

[viral crater]

Anyway its getting late, and my 150ml of 96% alco is beggining to end (if anyone wants to get a taste of it, then in private chat message me, i will answer tomorrow) so goodnight

[heady crow]

dont really like to grill cheese unless its halloumi

[cerulean plover]

cracker ( or baked bread) with grill parmesan oregano and olive oil

[heady crow]

alriiight gn Artorias :33

[cerulean plover]

Baked bread lmao

[heady crow]

sleep well

[limpid garnet]

It's spooky month so why not have a spookie

[heady crow]

alright dingy since you asked whats your fav cheese?

[cerulean plover]

i dont do well with favorites, but i adore parmesan and a local smoked cheese we have in my country

[viral crater]

Thanks you too, if ur gonna sleep of course

[heady crow]

ye ill do so in a bit. Thanks

[heady crow]

ah man smoked cheese

[limpid garnet]

Oh yeah other time zones exist I'm looking at my clock like damn it's only 5pm

[heady crow]

gotta do some research if there are any good producers of any smoked cheese around here

[cerulean plover]

it has a very strong taste and it is fatty

[heady crow]

its like 1am here

[heady crow]

you recommend anything with it?

[cerulean plover]

i aint an expert, but imo wine or beer

[lusty sonnet]

Y'all don't have 6 different cheeses in your fridge at all times?

[narrow briar]

i only have 6 different mouldy cheeses without the cheese

[limpid garnet]

No, US prices are borked rn

Pain

[lusty sonnet]

Rip rip

[heady crow]

nah only 2

[cerulean plover]

white wine preferably to not mess with the taste

[heady crow]

sometimes 3

[lusty sonnet]

I'll take a pic next time i fix a cheese platter

[heady crow]

maaan ares

[limpid garnet]

Get smoked sausage too

[cerulean plover]

i been wronging mouldy ones, blue in food is yikes.

[heady crow]

youll make that disney land girl of yours so happy

[limpid garnet]

I don't trust blue cheese enjoyers

[heady crow]

wish she likes cheese too

[lusty sonnet]

She doesn't believe in raw cheese

[cerulean plover]

whipped cream preferably

[lusty sonnet]

Only grilled

[cerulean plover]

[heady crow]

alr alr solid. Just gotta get into drinking wine then

[heady crow]

yall dont even put any cream cheese on top of bread?

[limpid garnet]

People who don't like cheese probably only have had those weird ass cheese whiz spray cans

[lusty sonnet]

We don't do cheese whiz spray cans

[limpid garnet]

I do cream cheese in bagels and jalapeno bacon wraps

[cerulean plover]

tell me you guys have watched its always sunny in philly

[heady crow]

only seen them in american films

[cerulean plover]

Charlie cheese scenes are the best shit

[lusty sonnet]

Saaame

[limpid garnet]

Dawg cheese whiz is straight up chemicals with the fake cheese taste

Is horrible

[heady crow]

and some mfs just eat it raw?

just like that?

wait

[limpid garnet]

Yea, it's pathetic

[heady crow]

where is it even supposed to be used in

the hell is its purpose

[limpid garnet]

Nothing really, just spray it on a Ritz cracker and eat it

[lusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/lazy-cheese-cheese-in-a-can-eating-whatever-gif-4828206

[limpid garnet]

I swear I think it's radioactive

[cerulean plover]

in my island they make this kind too, goat cheese

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/dave-chappelle-you-disgust-me-disgusting-you-motherfuckers-disgust-me-gif-17052744

[lusty sonnet]

Yea greeks and goat cheese

Adds up

[cerulean plover]

is so gut with pasta stuff

[lusty sonnet]

Once ate cheese with whiskey flavour, oddly good tbh

[light glade]

https://tenor.com/view/reduced-price-sex-mario-dancing-luigi-dancing-gif-18346609

[heady crow]

oooh

[cerulean plover]

where'd you find that, sounds awesoomee

[lusty sonnet]

At the cheese store

[heady crow]

sorta reminds me of a whiskey i drank that had a real smoky taste

[upbeat bobcat]

Good night brainfart residents

[heady crow]

good night mayoorrr

[lusty sonnet]

Gngn mayo

[heady crow]

sleep well ^^

[lusty sonnet]

Also had cheese with white wine flavour

[upbeat bobcat]

[lusty sonnet]

Aka cheese with a lingering alcohol effect

[cerulean plover]

thats like the dude who made cheese was drinking wine and his shit fell in the barrel

[limpid garnet]

Most of the eastern hemisphere people are asleep

[heady crow]

also dingy if you ever get a chance get some tilsit cheese. That one really goes well with good rye bread

[heady crow]

god i need to come there someday

you mainlanders got all sorts of cheeses

[lusty sonnet]

I'll gladly lock my doors

[cerulean plover]

is it sweetish like emmedal? or salty?

[cerulean plover]

mmm looks noice

[lusty sonnet]

I mean we import cheese from holland and france pretty cheapish so we have a wide variety

[heady crow]

slightly salty and acidic

dont really like the texture of it for storage reasons but like i said goes well on rye bread

[heady crow]

yayayayyaya i bet

[lusty sonnet]

And ofc our own cheese

[cerulean plover]

it looks similar to a greek variety, lovely.

[lusty sonnet]

Like perfect spot for all shit tbh

[cerulean plover]

tilsit because you keep eating it till you shit?

[heady crow]

ahahaha nah im pretty sure its named after the town

[lusty sonnet]

Most are

[cerulean plover]

might have been a town tradition

[heady crow]

true. Going through europe next summer seems more and more like a good idea

[lusty sonnet]

Sniff up that culture

[cerulean plover]

oh ya aint europeon?

totally worth if you have time and money

[lusty sonnet]

He aint

Bruno's people are special

[heady crow]

just look at the hiking paths around brussels

maann

[heady crow]

might as well not be in terms of travel

[lusty sonnet]

Boi

That's half the country almost

[cerulean plover]

as in special needs?

[heady crow]

well i mean im finnish and the country might aswell not have a land connection to the rest of europe

[lusty sonnet]

Also that

Nah that is half the country

[heady crow]

heres what the same amount of land looks like around my area

[cerulean plover]

so your people are depressed drunkard whinners? xD

[heady crow]

well i mean

pretty much

[cerulean plover]

https://www.androsroutes.gr/day-hikes-on-andros/

[abstract path]

So we are baptized nzs

Nice

[lusty sonnet]

Pretty straightish paths tbh

[cerulean plover]

if you like hiking might as well take a look at this sometime

[heady crow]

ya the brown paths in the middle are some old projects from the early 80s that have been forgotten about for the most part

[cerulean plover]

my local community would be proud of my promotion, even tho i hate their guts

i ve only seen finland in night on earth and the calamari movie.

[heady crow]

ah youre greek?

[slim osprey]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929807268994744340/1026092856160567326/law_before_hoes.mp4

[heady crow]

niiice ive always wanted to go hiking there somewhere

[lusty sonnet]

You didn't figure it out from the goat cheese?

[heady crow]

nah 😭

[cerulean plover]

chicks making money by selling photos of their feet

[heady crow]

honestly would be lovely to go to greece for hiking purposes. Something different than going to Thassos for the 10th time or something

[cerulean plover]

close to Thassos there is heavenly place, called Samothraki.

[heady crow]

ayo 100km route through the island?

man

[lusty sonnet]

Did the hiking thing, but with a bus

[heady crow]

[cerulean plover]

nah fuck that shit. one route at a time.

[heady crow]

i have a change to do some hiking in the middle of Athens next winter but well see

[cerulean plover]

although dying doing something you love aint that bad

[heady crow]

do any of the routes intercept eachother? Would be lovely to go on some overnighters

well ig i can take a look at the actual hikes too

[lusty sonnet]

Y'all dont do death marches?

[cerulean plover]

yea they do

[heady crow]

im not in the military just yet

[cerulean plover]

only towards the brain scorcher

[lusty sonnet]

No need for the military for that

[cerulean plover]

last tuesday i got a looney acknowledgement from the military and so i dont have to do my service

[heady crow]

[lusty sonnet]

Just hikes with a few thousand other people for 25/50/100km

[heady crow]

god that seems kinda

eh

id prefer to hike alone or with a friend like ive always done

[molten meteor]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/vjiqja/the_only_thing_that_wasnt_moved_by_the_storm_was/

[lusty sonnet]

It's a pretty okay event here

[cerulean plover]

with a few thousand???? wtf, is this the mooses path with the hebrews?

[molten meteor]

Years of research on tornados, millions of dollars spent. All wasted.

Because of Chair

[heady crow]

ye no one here skips service but ive heard stories of ppl threatening to shoot others while in gun training and getting sent off

[lusty sonnet]

Nah just events and the money goes to a charity or whatever

[cerulean plover]

there is usually a way

[heady crow]

theres always one

[cerulean plover]

i mean mental issues are hard to bargain with

and noone is willing to take blame on shit happening later on

so easy peezy

[lusty sonnet]

See another reason not to let bruno in whilst he's hiking

[cerulean plover]

will see how the social stigma will turn out.

[abstract path]

True

[cerulean plover]

would you rather have your next form be a bracelet or an eye?

[abstract path]

An eye

[heady crow]

oh yeah totally can chain some of the routes together and do overnighter hikes

[cerulean plover]

sorry, i am an idiot

[lusty sonnet]

We know

[abstract path]

Professional or rookie?

[heady crow]

its ok we others are barbarians eitherway

[cerulean plover]

totally, after proper planning. cause it aint easy to find spots to camp.

if you talking about camping overnight and not rent a place.

[cerulean plover]

whatever the role requires

[lusty sonnet]

Bruno will sleep in a cave or so

[heady crow]

yee what about the vegetation there? I presume there arent alot of high and sturdy trees on the mountain ranges to put a hammock on?

[lusty sonnet]

Called it

[abstract path]

Sorry we don't have "ultimate retard" as a role

[heady crow]

camping overnight

[cerulean plover]

there are, is a somewhat "forested" mountainy island

[heady crow]

ooh okay nice

[cerulean plover]

not yet. give me some more time

[abstract path]

Lmao

[cerulean plover]

just need to not be in private property

[lusty sonnet]

We kinda do have that role

[heady crow]

man i could just bring in a tarp and a hammock with me then for overnighters

[cerulean plover]

ftr, i aint a tard, i play along the rules of brainfart.

[heady crow]

alright i mean ngl hiking on andros doesent seem bad at all

thanks alot for telling me about it

[lusty sonnet]

Άνδρος

[cerulean plover]

it is really really beautiful if you are into that kind of landscape and secondly architecture

[abstract path]

Same here 🤝

[cerulean plover]

and if you have an absolute change of heart, you take a 4 hour ferry and go to mykonos to party with hollywood celebrities and such

[abstract path]

Also i kinda am just me so

If you don't understand me

That's a crystal moment

[heady crow]

yaya ive fallen in love with the nature that Thassos has so if its anywhere close to it ill def enjoy it

[cerulean plover]

oh i read you crystal clear

[heady crow]

getting some friends into partying on mykonos and going for a 100km hike on andros instead

[cerulean plover]

this is even better than Thassos. Pure nature, no civilisation.

[heady crow]

ah ye but my mom always ropes me into going on Thassos

[limpid garnet]

Even though swamps suck I do enjoy floating around in old bayous, lakes, creeks, etc. I grew up hunting waterfowl with my old man and loved nature ever since. Something bout water I guess

[heady crow]

its a free trip for me so cant complain

[plucky void]

but then no internet for brainfart

[limpid garnet]

Shitpost via Ham radio

[heady crow]

eh swamps have their own vibe. Atleast when hiked through on well upkept duck boards

[cerulean plover]

he be getting an official brainfart leave

[cerulean plover]

mm from cheese to ham, perfect

[heady crow]

for img reference

[plucky void]

says who? I never approved it

[lusty sonnet]

Mykonos expensive

[cerulean plover]

bayou will always remind of the old army men game.

[limpid garnet]

Also I love northern American woodlands wendigos be damned

[cerulean plover]

oh yea totally. and its cancer. we dont do mykonos.

[limpid garnet]

I hope to have a log cabin up north some day.

[lusty sonnet]

Been there once

[heady crow]

Ares reminiscing about the time he spent all his money on alcohol, strippers, hard drugs and blackjack there

truly tragic

[lusty sonnet]

And on Tinos

[lusty sonnet]

Great school trip yeah

[heady crow]

i live relatively north compared to the rest of the world secluded in the woods. Can recommend

[heady crow]

HS really was a wild time

[cerulean plover]

i fucking love the woods too. my dream is a cabin in the woods.

rocking the guitar hard af

[plucky void]

@grizzled meadow the hivehand is too OP holy shit. biggest mistake in half-life lmao

[cerulean plover]

and doing orgies

[plucky void]

the game keeps throwing me into 3 way fights between xen, military and myself
I just duck behind cover and shoot hivehand until everything dies

[heady crow]

cabin + orgies -> murder cabin in the woods?

[limpid garnet]

I was troubled youth cause I skipped school in my hs years so I got sent through a national guard program. Got my diploma now it's trying to find a job that's not
Food service

[cerulean plover]

and be like "just a prank bro"

[heady crow]

national guard program?

[plucky void]

wait, wendigos?

[lusty sonnet]

HS was chilling and not doing any effort anymore in my last year

[heady crow]

ye i got 45 min days the next period

[cerulean plover]

wendigos, hivehand, is all greek to me

[limpid garnet]

Yea, the Texas challenge academy. I was out in eagle lake Texas for I think 12 months

[heady crow]

still doesent ring a bell

[limpid garnet]

Wild times, some kids bunk got covered in lotion and tossed into the showers

[heady crow]

ill just google it

[lusty sonnet]

Rookie hazing

[limpid garnet]

They drove me nuts at times but I do miss em.

I hope they're doing ok

[heady crow]

so wait yall just have a chance to get dropped onto a military boot camp when you are in the risk of falling out of hs?

[limpid garnet]

My parents were worried about me so they talked to me about it and I agreed.

[lusty sonnet]

The entirety of america is a military bootcamp

[slender kayak]

BASED

[limpid garnet]

I straight up was skipping credit recovery classes cause I couldn't be bothered to

[cerulean plover]

first stage is surviving tactics in kindergarden

[limpid garnet]

Hate scool, luv me stalker

Simple as

[heady crow]

simple as

[cerulean plover]

parenting, good intentions, narrowminded trash advice

[abstract path]

You said that already-?

😩

[heady crow]

but ye the more i know i guess

[lusty sonnet]

Was eating crayolas then, that was my survival tactics

[cerulean plover]

born for the zone

[limpid garnet]

I was straight up eating those purple Elmer's glue sticks in kindergarten

[heady crow]

america seems like a wild place. But then again we get thrown into military training for a good year or so

[lusty sonnet]

America be the Wild Territories

[abstract path]

The bs kids do sometimes

[heady crow]

ah ye but letting that liquid elmers glue dry on your hands has better entertainment value

[limpid garnet]

Hell yeah!

[heady crow]

roleplaying spider man and whatever the fuck

[cerulean plover]

were the crayolas tasty at least?

[lusty sonnet]

Can't remember tbh

[cerulean plover]

i only got off smelling them

[limpid garnet]

I didn't eat crayons, I wasn't meant to be a marine

[plucky void]

and I'll say it again for good measure

it's fuckin op

[lusty sonnet]

Got contacted by the military last year but man is everything from benefits to pay utter garbage

Private sector got all the shit i need

[heady crow]

hey we get 5e a day at higher ranks of training like nco and shit

its boomin

[limpid garnet]

I considered military but as I saw where my government was going I was like naw

Is not gud

[lusty sonnet]

Yee the work looked aight

The rest not so

[cerulean plover]

part of me was full on for a mil career. but fuck that. cant be bothered with noobs.

and i got talked into being drafted into the navy, and well fuck that.

[limpid garnet]

Rn I'm trying to find work so I can pay for trade school. I'm getting nothing back

[heady crow]

the monthly pay for a peacekeeper varies alot damn

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/188872930350858241/1026142033745809428/20220414-193545-833.mp4

[limpid garnet]

Bouta air out a place to make a job opening

[plucky void]

I have no idea what military service would be like over here

[heady crow]

ah not that enjoyable of a experience?

[plucky void]

the only thing I know for real is that even if you get drafted, you're free to choose army, navy or air force

[heady crow]

got a friend rn in the greek navy and he seems to be chilling

[cerulean plover]

on the contrary, is the more slacky one. usually you go there if you have connections.

[heady crow]

kekw

[cerulean plover]

but i am a fighter of the zone, there are no ships in the zone. well at least not floating ones.

[lusty sonnet]

Army here is fixing an IT department, too bad they can't get people

[plucky void]

spending weeks/months out at sea with the boys

[limpid garnet]

Current going on in u.s military is weird. Like after the bail out in the middle east shit went in every direction

No vaccine? Immediate discharge

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMYQ4rhwJto

[cerulean plover]

15 year fps expirience to be wasted? no sir.

[heady crow]

with only boys

[lusty sonnet]

Randy dandy-oooo

[cerulean plover]

well there is a gender redefinement process in such cases

[plucky void]

WHAT WILL YA DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR

[heady crow]

[heady crow]

becoming trans to avoid the draft

[lusty sonnet]

EARLY IN THE MORNINNN

[limpid garnet]

I identify as copper wire

[heady crow]

well ig a valid option for me but dont have the body frame for it

[plucky void]

EARLY IN THE MORNIN

[cerulean plover]

and ftr, more than half the troops dont even spend a day on a sea

[lusty sonnet]

AYYY HEYYY AND UP SHE RISES

[heady crow]

ye my friend there is just working as a security officer or something

[plucky void]

imagine the disappointment

[plucky void]

signing up for the navy and never sailing out lmao

[lusty sonnet]

Oh right i have to work in a few hours

[cerulean plover]

is total bs really. a facade.

[cerulean plover]

i think the biggest irony is not being able to swim as a sailor

[limpid garnet]

Well yea you're a sailer not a swimmer

[heady crow]

yall dont have fitness tests there?

[plucky void]

he's got a point there lmao

[cerulean plover]

tests no. training yes.

[limpid garnet]

If a sailor is in water there is a major problem with either the sailor itself or the boat. And both are bad

[cerulean plover]

yes man, but its the fucking sea, like the sailors mother, god, lover etc

you must be able to blend in

[plucky void]

RUNNIN DOWN TO CUBA WITH A LOAD OF SUGAR

[cerulean plover]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXegsaDctGE

[cerulean plover]

my favorite 30sec of simpsons.

[limpid garnet]

Well I give up, I've tried everything to get gamma to behave and it's not playing nice. Probably will try again in the next few weeks after the hype has died down and db servs arnt in meltdown mode

[pliant fjord]

Tried looking up what this is, and I think it's a clip from a Jack Stauber song with clips of Sashley videos for the animation

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/supernatural-spn-dean-dean-winchester-sam-gif-16140336

[pliant fjord]

There's Something Happening - Jack Stauber

[cerulean plover]

is that from an anti vegan protest album or smth?

[limpid garnet]

Idk, all I know is that the song is made by surf curse

I don't even watch TV anymore cause politics suuuck

[cerulean plover]

i am zoking.

[limpid garnet]

I get my news from iFunny comment sections

[cerulean plover]

tv sucks.

[limpid garnet]

[cerulean plover]

definetely more truth in there

what happened to your gamma man?

i aint touching the update button now even tho i stutter all the time

feelskekpat

[limpid garnet]

I couldn't get all the mods to install, before that it said I was missing armor textures for ecologists, and there was a lot of conflicts going on. Might just uninstall anomaly completely and start at square one

[abstract path]

Dude i had same issue over n over

[cerulean plover]

oof. thats an oh boy.

[abstract path]

I'll just do it later

Like

[heady crow]

ye a typical animation meme that sashley has done before

[abstract path]

Not now just

Yeah

[heady crow]

apparently got deleted for some reason tho

[limpid garnet]

What other mod packs are available rn that are gud?

[cerulean plover]

you guys assume its gonna dry it out. but what if it dont?

[limpid garnet]

Just water it then

wait

I can't read

[pliant fjord]

oh wait, I'm no longer banished to here

[abstract path]

Yeah

[heady crow]

none
there is only metro gamma

[plucky void]

I hear EFP is good but I never tried it out

Gamma has it

[limpid garnet]

Maybe expedition? I've heard some ok things

[plucky void]

luger p08 tho

[cerulean plover]

hate it? i love it!!! in my noodles!

[limpid garnet]

I hate geese cause they fly too high when I'm hunting but gat DAMN are they tasty

[plucky void]

I'd say the two weapons depicted in that emblem are extremely ineffective to get rid of geese 🤓

[heady crow]

always time for ogsr gunslinger

[cerulean plover]

We need a Brainfart Task Force to go to Texas and reap on hogs.

[plucky void]

heh thanks for reminding me to play gunslinger at some point

[heady crow]

np old man

[limpid garnet]

Wild bacon is gud, taste good smoked over pecan wood

[heady crow]

ah god that must be amazing

[plucky void]

wait wait wait

[heady crow]

havent smoked any meats in a long while damn

[plucky void]

OGSR gunslinger? meaning I don't have to get Call of Pripyat?

[cerulean plover]

you trying to make my stomach revolt with that delicious sentense?

[abstract path]

Gamma is lit

[plucky void]

it's a serious question bruno as far as I knew, Gunslinger required a copy of CoP

[limpid garnet]

My dream hunt is to head north and hunt bision. I really wanna have their fur made into a thick winter coat. Also hella meat for the freezer

[heady crow]

my dream is for you to go through with it someday

[abstract path]

I wanna hunt giant king crabs under the ICE

Amd eat then

[limpid garnet]

Kaiju king crabs

[cerulean plover]

i'd like to try welligton beef on firewood. once saw a vid and drooled like a baby

and then giant squids?

[limpid garnet]

If you want, I do watch a cowboy chef on YouTube called cowboy Kent Rollins. Dude has a lot of recipe videos and other stuff.

[plucky void]

here is a giant enemy crab

[cerulean plover]

will he send it to my address?

[abstract path]

I seen gordon prepare one of them big bois

[plucky void]

attack its weak spot for massive damage

[abstract path]

He said it's fockin delicious

[heady crow]

iirc its just ogsr with gunslinger ported onto it

so doesent need cop i think

[limpid garnet]

I don't know if his web store does international shipping, I THINK he sells a dutch oven

[abstract path]

With mayonaisse and just...mmmmmm...gosh i want crab now q~q

[plucky void]

nice

[cerulean plover]

i am not sure i can digest an oven, even if it is dutch

[heady crow]

well theres that one guy who ate a plane

im sure you can figure out how to eat a oven

[cerulean plover]

never been a fan of watching foods on screen, i find it self punishing af

[limpid garnet]

Here's one I plan on trying soon. Maybe give it a shot yerself? https://youtu.be/iSTxcUd46g8

[cerulean plover]

what kind of place?

[heady crow]

its fun with a group of friends tbh. Well mukbang i mean

always seeing what the fuck they are eating now

[cerulean plover]

yeeeehaaaaaaaaa

[heady crow]

like a small 2 person one

[plucky void]

watching people eat like pigs? hell naw

[limpid garnet]

I gag at the word mukbang cause of fuckin nikocado

Ze horror

[heady crow]

oh dude ikr

that shit was great

[cerulean plover]

idk what mukbang is. and ig it was an edible plane of some kind after all.

[cerulean plover]

htf can you eat a plane.

[abstract path]

I would need a mukbang

Lol

[cerulean plover]

humans somehow

[abstract path]

I need it tho

[limpid garnet]

It's where people become the embodiment of gluttony and overgorge themselves on food for attention

[cerulean plover]

holy shit, mukbang chad!

oh it is not a food?

[abstract path]

Ohhh there is also

Mukbang ASMR

Xd

[cerulean plover]

ah praise the lord for the internet

[limpid garnet]

I can't tell if you're fuckin with me or not

[cerulean plover]

i thought this cheese stick was a mukbang

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[abstract path]

I want all this

[heady crow]

wrong vid

[cerulean plover]

yes i understand now. no i legit didnt know that shit.

cause i tend to avoid stupid tasteless internet shit

[abstract path]

Well only tasteless if you ain't eatin with em

[cerulean plover]

even if there is tasty stuff included. cheese sticks, hot asian grills etc

[limpid garnet]

It's bad man, I am fat and it's not a lifestyle I'd wish on the worst people. And those that do it for attention horrify me

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[cerulean plover]

yeah the things people will do for attention and money know no bounds.

[abstract path]

People who do mukbangs have to do workouts and daily jogs idk

[heady crow]

well i mean if they want to live for more than 20 years

[abstract path]

After they eat ofc

[limpid garnet]

They don't. It just gets worse

[heady crow]

then theres nikocado

[abstract path]

That's for nikocado

[cerulean plover]

how i beat my meatstick at midnight after 3 times on sunday

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-together-smile-gif-20682410

[abstract path]

If they veer knew how to do it healthy

[limpid garnet]

I pray for the betterment of man.

[abstract path]

They would actually do it healthy

Instead of just

Yeah

[heady crow]

will saint peter be kind to them at the gates after all that

[cerulean plover]

avocado with nikotine?

[limpid garnet]

I only hope

[abstract path]

Wth?

[abstract path]

Anyways

[limpid garnet]

In the mean time, play drg

[abstract path]

Yall have a gn and uhhhh

Nice talkin!

[limpid garnet]

U2 holmes

[cerulean plover]

sorry i get out of line sometimes

you have a goodnight too ❤️

[heady crow]

rock and stone

[cerulean plover]

damn brainfart taught me so much tonight

[limpid garnet]

There are moments of clarity

[cerulean plover]

and almost none of it was actuall usefuly

[heady crow]

that america has wendigos?

[cerulean plover]

[heady crow]

oh dude ikr

[cerulean plover]

i knew that. i just dont recall what they look like

[cerulean plover]

wild dogs right

[slate crown]

oh boy, new sex 01/01 candidate

[plucky void]

100 Rads Bar 01/01

[limpid garnet]

Not this time

[slate crown]

use protection you fucking idiots

[cerulean plover]

List of people i talked on the phone the last 10 days.

1. My cell company promoter trying to sell me shit.
   The end.

[heady crow]

real recognise real

[heady crow]

the cell company promoter is a real one

[cerulean plover]

i have a good scammer story too

[slate crown]

the only thing missing is a big fuck off sign that says "FREE CANDY"

[slate crown]

hey bruno does your D2 game crash sometimes when you play with certain people?

[heady crow]

nah

who you tryna play with?

[cerulean plover]

whats D2? 😅

[plucky void]

Diablo 2

[heady crow]

destiny of the second variant

[limpid garnet]

I hate discord scrolling cause I have to sift through the good stuff and what's war footage and memes that'll get me banned

[slate crown]

khaa had an issue but it fixed itself, but i was doing some well missions earlier today and all was fine until a lvl 1 player joined in and crashed my fucking game and corrupted my files

[heady crow]

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[heady crow]

ah ikr. Thankfully discord has the file browser on mobile nowadays so i can actually get some postable stuff deep in my files

[plucky void]

good. fumble all the bad bitches

[plucky void]

ok gollum

[plucky void]

udo kier my beloved

[heady crow]

me and who

[plucky void]

uh oh

🤨

[limpid garnet]

Fuckin iFunny I can't download vids from it normally anymore

[limpid garnet]

I have to convert it through capcut to make it work

[plucky void]

listening to nioh soundtrack makes me wanna play it again

[cerulean plover]

i feel like showing off my ex cat again to you lovely peeps

[slate crown]

playing mouse and keyboard was a mistake

[plucky void]

"ex cat"?

[heady crow]

aaahhh omgg

[plucky void]

it's a dog nowadays?

[heady crow]

i love his colour

[cerulean plover]

he has no owner for some time now

went off to live off the land and impregnate freely

[heady crow]

god thats a really cute cat tell me everything about him

[plucky void]

LMAO I JUST REALIZED

[cerulean plover]

man i aint no cat fan, but this chad was a miracle

[slate crown]

god these videos always give me an uneasy sense of dread for some reason

[plucky void]

he gon tip it

he gon knock it off the table

[heady crow]

dude i love how humour has done a full circle and i can unironically and ironically enjoy those sorts of vids

[plucky void]

he gon spill it on the notebook

[cerulean plover]

pitch black abused mother, unknown father, escaped with his life multiple times as a kitten, anti social,( only touched him a couple of times but i wasnt really around. and one day he just left home. but i see him some nights. when im at the island.

[heady crow]

man he is in really great shape for half feral cat then

[cerulean plover]

he dont look like that anymore. his white went light brown

[cerulean plover]

but those goddamn eyes, jesus. mesmerising.

[heady crow]

ah ikr

such a fine cat

im glad you took care of it

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lguwFSpP_Ck

[plucky void]

this seriouly gives me that classic goosebumps feeling

[cerulean plover]

he been taking care of himself for some time like the chadcat he is.

[cerulean plover]

and once or twice a year we meet each other again in the thicc of night, only for a moment, and it is an amazing feeling

[limpid garnet]

Are you sure it's still a cat and not a spirit of the forest?

[plucky void]

as long as you don't have to feed it or take it to the vet

[cerulean plover]

hmm. never thought of that.

[cerulean plover]

or perhaps im so high every time it is all in my mind

[heady crow]

you on that zaza?

[cerulean plover]

im clueless, what is zaza.

[limpid garnet]

Weed

[plucky void]

drugs

[limpid garnet]

Droogs

[heady crow]

high grade marijuana

[cerulean plover]

we rarely get high elo weed here

[plucky void]

"high elo"

asdjkfhjd

[cerulean plover]

xD

[plucky void]

🤓

[slate crown]

my cat actually fought off 7-6 feral cats at once, but she chooses to spare my dogs life

[limpid garnet]

I don't do drugs, though there was a small period of painkiller abuse In my mid to late teens. Is fine now

[cerulean plover]

damn i miss ben stiller. is he even doing movies anymore?

[heady crow]

bottom

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-i-have-the-high-ground-gif-4939538

sorry but

[plucky void]

er why can't I send text alongside a gif

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/i-hate-you-anakin-star-wars-gif-10358450

[plucky void]

discord being shit as usual

[limpid garnet]

Now it's hard cider and chicken sandwichs

Fuckin love a good crispy chicken sandwich

[heady crow]

damn could prolly open up the bottle of cider ive had sitting in my basement for a while

[cerulean plover]

damn. im glad you re over it now. it is hard during teen years.

[heady crow]

@slate crown

[cerulean plover]

i hate the mofos that introduced elevator music

[cerulean plover]

if they only knew what scourge they brought upon society

[slate crown]

STOP TEMPTING ME 😩

[limpid garnet]

Elevator music and it's consequences have been a disaster to mankind or some shit

[heady crow]

only time ive enjoyed elevator music is when me and the boys played it on a speaker while going up the mountain when downhill skiing

it went hard