🎪bruh-fart

[grizzled meadow]

@narrow lotus done

[grizzled meadow]

LE MAGMANGO ON A FOK, HEHEHE

[fading shuttle]

deleted from the universe for his crimes

[narrow lotus]

pickle on the fork now

[placid geode]

sent to the mango realm

[fading shuttle]

pickle with chopsticks

[placid geode]

where the pears wiggle

[grizzled meadow]

We can't do that thing anyway, you can't choose it from here

It's something that has to be done manually in settings (I think)

[narrow lotus]

i see , oh well

can always do xcvb one

[sudden elm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/958687392783560717/1025077511891189810/attachment.gif

[narrow lotus]

i think the term pleb was used instead of peasant

during the roman times

[sudden elm]

awesome

[narrow lotus]

or slave

[sudden elm]

awesome

[narrow lotus]

thanks

[stone blade]

I'm not

[placid geode]

it's plebe, it was originally just common people

[hushed marsh]

What the fuck mom, why is Joe allowed to get two ice creams?

[placid geode]

and they had the plebiscite to have referendums

[grizzled meadow]

You are because I can't ping you

[real tinsel]

skill issue

[placid geode]

UTF-8 issue

[real tinsel]

@stone blade

falco disqualified for being a mod

replacement for falco: khaaytil (me)

[stone blade]

I am not.

sorry

try again later

[fading shuttle]

please i can replace falco, i can be trusted

[real tinsel]

you have non-pingable name

i don't

[stone blade]

what is brainfart exile

[real tinsel]

i am the perfect candidate for modding this community

[upbeat bobcat]

Wtf

[sudden elm]

you go to shitfart

[fading shuttle]

someone who can only type in brainfart

[placid geode]

it's for cool people who are bad boys

[real tinsel]

falco created the role for me because he loves me

[narrow lotus]

ivan is gone for night mode discord users

[stone blade]

I dont exist

I am only wolf

[plucky void]

what in the shit

[stone blade]

watching you , judging your every move

[slate crown]

wtf

[stone blade]

who put this role

[grizzled meadow]

Aldo*

[slate crown]

might as well change your pfp to the same color at this point

[grizzled meadow]

No

[real tinsel]

aldo loves me? i knew it

[sudden elm]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-harvest-the-harvest-is-bountiful-skrungly-skrunkly-gif-26457731

[real tinsel]

me and aldo were made for each other

[stone blade]

give me @grizzled meadow dungeon synth connoisseur role

[real tinsel]

it's true that opposites attract each other

[fading shuttle]

EMBED FAIL NOOO

[stone blade]

laugh

and point

[stone blade]

wolf the ultimate chad

[placid geode]

im the wolf of ballin street

[real tinsel]

is that why ivan is obsessed with this cartoon omg

because it's a phonk meme

[slate crown]

nah i made that

he requested it

[fading shuttle]

its not just some cartoon

[real tinsel]

sorry for judging you ivan

[fading shuttle]

you fucking mong

[stone blade]

I forgive.

[placid geode]

it's actually anime and you'll describe it correctly as such

[real tinsel]

it is a cartoon dip shit

[stone blade]

it's an awesome cartoon

goes hard

[real tinsel]

i am rewatching it

i don't remember the first few episodes having shit drawing though

they improved their art by episode

[stone blade]

its that soviet quality

if it aint broke dont fix it

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/nazrin-cheese-big-beefy-bunger-burger-rabid-lotc-gif-23704163

[narrow lotus]

chiz

[stone blade]

кашкавал

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-nazrin-mouse-gif-26376324

[narrow lotus]

gura matii

[stone blade]

gawr gura?

weeb.

[fading shuttle]

i remember the good old days of senzawa, cant believe what hololive did to her

[slate crown]

[stone blade]

remember the good old days when I didn't exist

Good times.

[plucky void]

🤨

[stone blade]

?

[narrow lotus]

brain damaged much

https://tenor.com/view/rise-and-grind-gif-21005026

dont let depression stop you from grinding

[stone blade]

What bulgaria does to a mf

[plucky void]

rise and grind mister freeman

rise and grind

not to imply that you were sleeping on the job

no one is more deserving of a rest

[sullen osprey]

mananc oameni

🥰

[fading shuttle]

imagine just how powerful of a human being i would be if i wasnt bulgarian

[plucky void]

the right sigma in the wrong place can make all the diffFFFFFFFFfffffffference in the world

[stone blade]

just y'all mfs wait till i leave bulgaria i would be unstoppable

every car in germany will be stolen

[fading shuttle]

id steal someones femoral artery and they wouldnt even notice til it was too late

[stone blade]

i'll steal your family

[placid geode]

can you steal me a 2004 opel vectra 24v 3.0 v6

[stone blade]

ofc

anything

[sullen osprey]

BEHOLD THE BULGARIAN STOPPER

[stone blade]

i can even steal myself

[slate crown]

wait ivan how tall are you again?

[fading shuttle]

ill steal your heart ❤️

[stone blade]

under 180 now shut up

[placid geode]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-bnuuy-steals-your-bunny-steals-your-bnuuy-gif-26209043

[slate crown]

fuck he's still taller

[stone blade]

my heart will forever be attached to dungeon synth

best i can offer is a sock

with a hole

2nd hand , brand new

[fading shuttle]

it sells for a lot, the Rothschilds want it

[slate crown]

2 wrenches is all you need

[fading shuttle]

gonna use the bikelock on your car little man

[slate crown]

the classy individuals would use bolt cutters

[stone blade]

a baby can open this

[sullen osprey]

Too big for a wrench, I would know, I hired a Bulgarian to break it

[stone blade]

you steal everything you can and leave the frame

[sullen osprey]

Each one of thoes numbers is the size of a finger btw

[slate crown]

ok that's way bigger than i thought

[sullen osprey]

Yeah the picture really doesn’t give it justice

[stone blade]

penis for scale?

[sullen osprey]

Yeah sure thi…WAIT A SECOND

Are you the IRS?

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/335134129358241792/1025008886043914300/VID_20220929_112525_543.mp4

[stone blade]

no i'm ivan

[fading shuttle]

S O O N

[sullen osprey]

Oh ok, yeah I’ll send you a dick for reference

[slate crown]

[stone blade]

wait that's homo

[fading shuttle]

oh god not the recycle

[slate crown]

too late you asked for it

[fading shuttle]

nooooooo

[stone blade]

PUNISH HIMMMMMMM

HE SHALL BE GIVEN NO MERCY

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/24kgoldn-dead-24kgoldn-roblox-24kgoldn-roblox-concert-dead24kgoldn-gif-25222026

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWOa0FKNgfA

[slate crown]

bruh

[stone blade]

v

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-us8coco3Q&t=196s

[narrow lotus]

[stone blade]

I love this song

its so catchy

[slate crown]

"Better Call Ahmad" 💀

still don't understand why Dick is short for Richard

american moment

[sullen osprey]

You can

It’s free

[placid geode]

https://tenor.com/view/richard-nixon-nixon-president-smile-happy-gif-17083965

[sullen osprey]

Just like the soap

[slate crown]

mmm extra salty

[sullen osprey]

Me when

When

When the soap is a bit too white

[slate crown]

i love salty nuts

[sullen osprey]

On god?

[slate crown]

that typo was too good to be true 💀

[real tinsel]

wouldn't rick make more sense?

[slate crown]

no it's like that for some reason

[severe linden]

10van son of 9van, grandson of Woodsvan

[real tinsel]

it's officially rick now

🤝

[slate crown]

Dick is a nickname most often for Richard, which likely originated in the Middle Ages as rhyming slang for "Rick", as did William →‎ Will →‎ Bill and Robert →‎ Rob →‎ Bob.

💀

[sullen osprey]

Me when no lean

[craggy quarry]

I still dont get it

[narrow lotus]

Bobert

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-basil-lean-i-love-lean-gif-24932296

[narrow lotus]

what is lean

[slate crown]

dumb drug

[sullen osprey]

YOU CANT STAY LEAN WITHOUT TAKING LEAN

YOU CANT

[slate crown]

drug that makes you dumb

[narrow lotus]

doesnt help

[real tinsel]

so like pretty much every drug

[craggy quarry]

Combination of soda and cough syrup

[sullen osprey]

And a jolly rancher

[narrow lotus]

so....ghetto wannabe lsd

[craggy quarry]

Its the thing rappers drink

[narrow lotus]

ok

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/922180581431861308/1013573929060794499/v09044g40000cbvrka3c77u985ke40mg.mp4

[slate crown]

at least that's how Dr House described it

[craggy quarry]

BRUÙUUUH

[slate crown]

Lean, also known as purple drank, purp, sizzurp, syrup, or oil, and several other names, is a recreational drug beverage, prepared by mixing prescription strength cough or cold syrup containing codeine and promethazine with a soft drink.

[sullen osprey]

Understandable

[sullen osprey]

YEEEAAAAAAHHHHH

WOOOOOO

[narrow lotus]

why cant people just drink vodka with smth

[plucky void]

cuz that too basic

[sullen osprey]

Because they need to be special

[narrow lotus]

too bad

[urban ocean]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toZW65rksYY

[craggy quarry]

Drinking that lean yuh
Making these hoes leave yuh

Oh wait

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/755528813357564027/1001914398333489222/redditsave.com_based_tbh-k933rk0sqod91.mp4

[slate crown]

produce mild "euphoric side effects", which are accompanied by "motor-skill impairment, lethargy, drowsiness, and a dissociative feeling from all other parts of the body."

[narrow lotus]

flakka

[narrow lotus]

go flakka or not at all

[craggy quarry]

Sounds pretty nice

[slate crown]

ugh not that shit

literally

[craggy quarry]

Nice escape from reality

[craggy quarry]

WAKKA FLOKKA

[sullen osprey]

GIZ EM LADS

[narrow lotus]

mon roi

[plucky void]

based bo burnham

[fading shuttle]

bruh, lean aint smoked

fake ass poser

[slate crown]

no shit

[sullen osprey]

JE SUIS LE ROI DE CES BOULES HAHAHA

[fading shuttle]

ah yes fallout new vegas

[narrow lotus]

yeah

[urban ocean]

Literally how my wife and I interact with each other (pov I'm a Fallout 4 modder)

[fading shuttle]

the synchronisation as they said lean

enough to make me cry

[narrow lotus]

ggs

i modded f4 for a week , played it tho for a while

sadly after i buffed up settlements it crashed a fucking lot

cause bethesda engine

[urban ocean]

it's a lot better now with mods like Buffout

My copy is super stable, no performance issues and no crashes

it's a shame you have to mod it just to do that though

[upbeat bobcat]

iedy is just shit at modding

[urban ocean]

the worst fallout modder is OmegaD2 and people like him

He'll do some Uber Escape from Tarkov load order

show it off

[upbeat bobcat]

Never heard of it

[urban ocean]

people be like "Yo, what's your mod list"

[narrow lotus]

could be , but i managed to play alot with my custom modlist where i didnt rly try to load it correctly

it was mostly crashing due to bloat

[urban ocean]

Omega be like "Subscribe to my patreon"

[narrow lotus]

my settlements were too big

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/xdzJh-I2i7w

[craggy quarry]

Seeing the videos of all gun mods in f4 I assume theyre all pretty broken op

[slate crown]

[urban ocean]

dude literally charging buku bucks to share his mod list with people

[narrow lotus]

nah , most use vanilla stats rn

so they just copy other guns stats

[craggy quarry]

Oh nice

[narrow lotus]

but they are always OP if u get those perks

[urban ocean]

Si, a lot of them are in line with the combat rifle or assault rifle

[craggy quarry]

I mean ive seen mfs shred enemies like butter

[urban ocean]

My favorite is how literally every Assault Rifle mod uses the animations from the RU556

[narrow lotus]

yeah i mean pop psycho and headshot

u kill everyone

[urban ocean]

You can do that in vanilla real easy

[craggy quarry]

We are all psycho 😔

[urban ocean]

just need the right perks

[narrow lotus]

FUCKING KILLLLLL

[tranquil cedar]

Lean...

[craggy quarry]

I wanna play f4 just for all of the guns

[narrow lotus]

Sarcastic in fallout 4 saved the shitty dialogue system imo

without sarcastic, it would have been completely dog

[craggy quarry]

Will you comply

[plucky void]

even though it's a shitty option?

[urban ocean]

Yeah you can do a stealth ninja combat knife build and straight up murder sentry bots in a single hit

[craggy quarry]

Pew pew pew

[urban ocean]

imagine playing the story

[craggy quarry]

UGHH entire raider camp ded

[urban ocean]

I just do iron man survival runs

or Sim Settlements 2

[narrow lotus]

story unlocked shit

[urban ocean]

~

[narrow lotus]

i used to play up to kellog

so i get BoS spawn

then i didnt give a fuck

[urban ocean]

me be like ~ "bat unlockeverything.txt"

[craggy quarry]

Brotherfuck of steal is way op in f4

Mfs have GIANT HINDENBURG thingy

[urban ocean]

power armor is a joke in base F4

[narrow lotus]

Blimp

[urban ocean]

Lore be like "You can fucking tank rockets and shit"

[narrow lotus]

also thats true, it breaks so fast its useless

[urban ocean]

Fallout 4 be like "Good luck handling .38 rounds from a pipe pistol"

[narrow lotus]

and because bethesda coded things lazily , ur underneath armor doesnt count

[fading shuttle]

the brotherhood were weak in f3 because they abandoned their ideals, they became powerful in fallout 4 because they finally became racist again

[urban ocean]

Yeah I use a few mods to correct power armor

[narrow lotus]

i remember using mods to correct everything

[urban ocean]

What's the lesson to learn here? Racial Supremacy beefs you up.

[craggy quarry]

You mean based?

[urban ocean]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/KGRIS6RC6sF1TRvHaHBmyU3NtcZhEehotkIAh3qWdF4/https/media.tenor.com/WWXvXNfNmuwAAAPo/chicken-dick-appointment.mp4

[fading shuttle]

p a n g o

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/889556069502832665/1025095116660154510/What.mp4

[upbeat bobcat]

Basketball is played with hand, you don't kick it

Maybe you've seen somewhere like

https://tenor.com/view/basketball-player-basketball-moves-dribble-basketball-skill-gif-15661815

This is Michael Scott, Michael Jordan's first and foremost rival

He's still playing but Jordan not

[sullen osprey]

Yes

[grizzled meadow]

That's why

[upbeat bobcat]

What a bright man

Doesn't get enough recognition because of his taste in humor.

[cerulean plover]

aa thnx man

[grizzled meadow]

Can someone go in #1025096893031784598 and tell me if you can write/create threads/do stuff?

[sullen osprey]

I can create a thread

[fading shuttle]

not my funny ratte :(((((((

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G13OHBuy9I&list=RD8G13OHBuy9I&start_radio=1

[grizzled meadow]

Even now?

Let me know

[sullen osprey]

Now I can’t

[real tinsel]

can't do sorry i'm forever confined within the boundaries of #🎪bruh-fart

[sullen osprey]

Lmao

[real tinsel]

i'm getting used to this place

almost as if i've spent every waking hour here for the past 8 months

[sullen osprey]

Tell me, how has your time in #🎪bruh-fart affected you?

[upbeat bobcat]

Healthy

[real tinsel]

very healthy

[fading shuttle]

being in brainfart has been worse to his overall health than being bulgarian is

[sullen osprey]

Ok, and would you recommend this treatment for other criminals looking to serve there time?

[real tinsel]

i would most certainly

[upbeat bobcat]

He not Bulgarian

[real tinsel]

yes, worse, i'm azerbaijani

[fading shuttle]

im just saying, being bulgarian wouldnt be as bad as being in brainfart

[upbeat bobcat]

Talking in experience?

[real tinsel]

being azerbaijani is worse than being in brainfart

being in turkey would probably be worse

[upbeat bobcat]

Being Turkish is worse than being Azeri

[real tinsel]

god imagine being turkish

couldn't be me

[grizzled meadow]

Thank you

[sullen osprey]

Turkish or Brazilian, which is worse?

[real tinsel]

both are equal

there are shootings, raping, currency thingy etc

wait can i say raping

[upbeat bobcat]

Rep

[real tinsel]

i can

[sullen osprey]

My dog will soothe your brain farts

[real tinsel]

i think the major difference between the two is you can practically walk naked in brazil but turkey's religion doesn't allow that

you'd be stoned to death after having each of your holes annihilated first of course

[sullen osprey]

Fun

[real tinsel]

great country 11/10 would live there

[sullen osprey]

Ah, now I see why you live in this channel

[upbeat bobcat]

And you'd have to wear clothes in Azerbaijan because you are one of the ugliest creatures god ever created

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/556979124166590485/1025097628045815880/1bd4e2124c4126f804138c806fd23361.mp4

[real tinsel]

my consciousness is confined within the boundaries of #🎪bruh-fart

[real tinsel]

nah we have hot people too

[upbeat bobcat]

That was the calmest "changing mag" I've ever heard

[real tinsel]

especially women, but very rarely you can see a hot man as well

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-face-cat-meme-cat-puke-cat-vomit-cat-coughing-meme-gif-22332765

[eager quest]

time to mod skyrim for like the 5th time

not rn tho

this time i wont be a crackhead with 10000000000000000000000000000000000 mods modlist cuz i barely have free time

and ill try to also keep the game stable and save me another 700 hours from making everything compatible

[plucky void]

https://imgur.com/a/ApzUfK5

classic fallout sprites upscaled and redone by AI

[grizzled meadow]

Fuck that's amazing

[molten meteor]

this possibly is both the best and worst outcome

best because EA dies. worst because now its amazon holding the keys

[fading shuttle]

seeing ea perish

is not so bad

seeing amazon drive them to death would be justice

[plucky void]

that's like

a pile of shit buying a turd

[molten meteor]

yeah naw cause the last thing I want is Amazon having more power over the gaming space.

[plucky void]

agreed

ideally no one should buy EA because it'd be quite the consolidation

[fading shuttle]

idc since i dont play ea games, them being bought by a piece of shit company til they get run into the ground is beautiful

[plucky void]

there are no good candidates for buying EA

[molten meteor]

in an ideal world they'd go bankrupt and their licenses would be allowed to whoever took em

[quartz saffron]

https://www.theverge.com/2022/9/29/23378713/google-stadia-shutting-down-game-streaming-january-2023

[molten meteor]

Took em long enough

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/814788781503938570/1023741501571866724/trim.ADD41E4C-3D55-4E4C-904F-A508DB63842A.mp4

No but yeah I really wish our well.. 'Institution that shall not be named due to politics' would stop giving these companies money and at least let them have to actually listen to the customer so they don't you know. Go bankrupt

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/889556069502832665/1025095116660154510/What.mp4

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/343835042860105728/1023925268391399524/dentist_open_up.mp4

[molten meteor]

I don't know how to feel about this.

[molten meteor]

It's like an AI creating an even greater AI.

[real tinsel]

@abstract path is on vr now

[molten meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/1024046251223810158/trim.314D88D1-022E-46CB-90A7-8BC9D4951EF0.mov

[plucky void]

what institution? gamers?

[abstract path]

WHAT

WHY

;w,

[real tinsel]

sue them for copyright infringement

[abstract path]

What? Copyright my name? Wth?

[real tinsel]

yea

[abstract path]

No thanks

[real tinsel]

i'll be your lawyer

you can trust me

[abstract path]

Neh

[placid sail]

congratulations on being officially recognised as a menace to the society!

[cedar rain]

I think I downloaded the wrong version of GAMMA

[placid sail]

may your wiki page be long and dramatic

[abstract path]

Uhhh

[real tinsel]

i have a job now btw

[abstract path]

Didn't also makw this

[placid sail]

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

whatcha doing?

[plucky void]

er what's that

[gloomy roost]

D2

My guess

[real tinsel]

selling computer and phone stuff and school stuff

[upbeat bobcat]

Bruh Kha became indian

[placid sail]

oh like sales manager

not bad!

[upbeat bobcat]

Don't sadge me

It's better than no job

[real tinsel]

it's not my genuine reaction. I am not physically able to have emotional reactions

[placid sail]

(retail jobs are usually hell, so not guarantees about that)

[upbeat bobcat]

Dunno man, kinda beats no income

[placid sail]

fair point

[real tinsel]

my brother and i opened the place so it's not a retail job i think

[gloomy roost]

Oh jeez

Family business time

[upbeat bobcat]

And outside means less spending electricity at home, less eating from boredom and stuff.

[placid sail]

yoooo really?

[upbeat bobcat]

Didn't know you had a bro

[real tinsel]

i never ate from boredom before anyway

[placid sail]

he never ate anyway

[real tinsel]

i still have him

[real tinsel]

food is for pussies

[placid sail]

where'd you get money to open your own place though?

[real tinsel]

my dad and mom

i had nothing to do with the recent local news

i swear

it was someone else who did that

my money is 100% legal

[cerulean plover]

can your mom and dad help me out too?

[real tinsel]

no

[cerulean plover]

why not? im totally worth it

what if i get invictus? xD

[upbeat bobcat]

[placid sail]

... what's the local news

KHAAYTIL WHAT DID YOU DO.

[real tinsel]

no idea

i never check them

[placid sail]

what did you do.

I have an agent there, I can ask anyway

[real tinsel]

drank coffee

[cerulean plover]

some geniuses from my country went on to open coffee places in the emirates

[real tinsel]

did you get an agent just to check up on me in case something happens to me and no one's around to do something about it?

[cerulean plover]

as in freddo espresso to go. that was a well played

[real tinsel]

bz11k you're like the boyfriend i never had

[placid sail]

uh yeah sure!

it wasn't just another russian guy running for his life from mobilization hahahaaaa no sir

[real tinsel]

why didn't you join him

[placid sail]

you are there

[real tinsel]

i could let you live in my attic

but only the open part of it

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/300-yeah-hold-it-ce-luptam-la-umbra-gif-17411442

BaS updated

Moderators in the upcoming hours :

[placid sail]

I don't want to eat asbestos and cigarette butts tho

[real tinsel]

we have rats as well

my kitten caught a huge one yesterday at 3 am

[cerulean plover]

damn there's a bunch of food too, where do i sign

[tame hazel]

i want a job ._.

[urban ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/ifunny-watermark-ifunny-watermark-watermark-cringe-cringe-gif-22183183

[tame hazel]

one uni semester left

[urban ocean]

Go and find one

Experience > Education

[tame hazel]

its really not easy

[urban ocean]

Sure it is, if my shut in, Socially awkward, basement dwelling nephew can then anyone can

[tame hazel]

i live in dubai where jobs are cheap labor or corporate slaver

[urban ocean]

Talk to your oil mogul uncle

[tame hazel]

the last thing i want is to boost their ego

[urban ocean]

lol

[tame hazel]

im very extroverted but jobs usually look for overworkers not students

[urban ocean]

Aye

[urban ocean]

At least you didn't get a job working on Stadia

https://www.theverge.com/2022/9/29/23378713/google-stadia-shutting-down-game-streaming-january-2023

You might just have to ingratiate yourself with the oil moguls in your family

[tame hazel]

im a communications major, i can find a job anywhere

[urban ocean]

the sad part about this is that you're likely an ACTUAL communications specialist

[tame hazel]

oh i do be talkin

[urban ocean]

in the US "Communications Major" is code for retard who got indoctrinated by woke shit and couldn't figure out what the hell to do with their lives

[tame hazel]

LMFAO

[urban ocean]

So you'd actually get some decent jobs

[tame hazel]

i mean

[urban ocean]

cause comms majors here in the US sure as fuck can't communicate properly

[tame hazel]

philosophy majors should just jump off a bridge

[urban ocean]

for real

like

I'm fine with the humanities being a thing

but that shit shouldn't be a primary major

Major in something useful then minor in whatever bullshit class you want to take

[tame hazel]

btw my major only has 20 students

less than that actually

just because no one really wants to study it

bozos go to IT and engineering and then cant find jobs

my cousin failed engineering major on his final year and he was the child prodigy
im here vibin and winning

[urban ocean]

I was a technical engineer in the army and by the time I got into AIT, the 20 of us that started in basic dwindled down to 4

We ended up having to be put into a mixed class with marines, airforce and foreign soldiers

[tame hazel]

rip

so most people chose something that doesnt suit them

[urban ocean]

yeah

my recruiter was smart though

he saw that I was taking architectural and mechanical cad in highschool

I was a shoe in for the 12T role

https://www.goarmy.com/careers-and-jobs/career-match/mechanics-engineering/design-develop/12t-technical-engineer.html

[tame hazel]

that sounds cool tbh

[urban ocean]

Pretty much what I did

Go to location X, figure out boundaries, do earthwork computation, make topographical map, ensure construction crews didn't do retarded shit

[molten meteor]

That and Gender studies

I'm personally not someone who went for a major in College. I work for certifications since well every tom dick and harry has a major in something these days.

Pays its worth alright.

[urban ocean]

smart thing to do

[tame hazel]

(im dating an enby)

[urban ocean]

People spent a lot of time shitting on vocations

[urban ocean]

I'm sorry

[molten meteor]

until they need a plumber

[urban ocean]

For real

I have a lot of respect for vocational workers

[tame hazel]

no im winning

femboy supremacy

[urban ocean]

Like, people don't understand how fucked we'd be if there weren't any plumbers or electricians

[tame hazel]

or gamers

[molten meteor]

unless you plan to wire your own house

in which well

https://youtu.be/5pFM6UKudfk

[molten meteor]

possibly

Just a possibility

[tame hazel]

yes

[tame hazel]

ill send this to him lmao

[molten meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/814960577582596139/889921774458900510/image0.gif

[tame hazel]

lmfao

thats not him at all but its a friend

[urban ocean]

damn and the can of battery acid

[molten meteor]

sometimes I feel this way being in the fucking furry community lmao

[urban ocean]

POV: You're @tame hazel gaming with your best friend.

[molten meteor]

'for god sakes, why is everyone a fucking bottom'

[tame hazel]

so much material

[urban ocean]

I got a couple femboy friends, they send this shit to me

it's hilarious watching them do shit like blacksmithing or lumberjacking in a dress

[tame hazel]

no my femboy is so stern and collected

[molten meteor]

okay yeah that's blursed in a way

It's like the images of chads in maid outfits.

[tame hazel]

lmao

[tame hazel]

he is perusing art conserving something

restoration?

[molten meteor]

I mean they'd both professions technically

[urban ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/femboy-test-monke-gif-22195271

[molten meteor]

so either could be valid lol

[tame hazel]

yeah its technical ig

[molten meteor]

Literally Metal Gear Solid 3

Volgin did the femboy test

[tame hazel]

me: do you think im the bottom?
him: what?
me: nothing
him: okay then

[narrow lotus]

[molten meteor]

oh

oh no

[craggy quarry]

WOWWW

What the frick

[urban ocean]

Why @tame hazelhates philosophy majors

[molten meteor]

what the fuck

[tame hazel]

i only read the first 2 paragraphs i think thats enough

[urban ocean]

I meant to spoiler that lol

Now I gotta redo it

But yeah

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/556979124166590485/990986488051302450/masterwork.mp4

@tame hazel you can take up blacksmithing with your NB

[tame hazel]

ill get bored

[molten meteor]

'ah shit man I can't squeeze one out unless I have the audiobook 'The Symposium' by Plato on full blast'

[abstract path]

Wth

[tame hazel]

i think he would be a good blacksmith

he is taller than me lol

[urban ocean]

What, you've never seen a blacksmith in programmer socks?

[molten meteor]

It's a sure fire way to get yourself burned tho

[abstract path]

You never seen a stripper in man clothing?

[molten meteor]

I fucking hate to admit it

[urban ocean]

Jokes on you :p

[molten meteor]

but I have

[abstract path]

How xD

Goddamnit

[molten meteor]

fuckin america can be a hell of a drug you go to the right places

[urban ocean]

I have an all female staff and one of them was getting married. I ran the bachelorette party and hired strippers for them

[abstract path]

Holy shit

[urban ocean]

Mind you, this was before everyone got all PC and shit. Can't do that now in 2022. This was around 2009

Do this in 2022 and you might as well end up in prison

[molten meteor]

Hang on do you mean like 'male strippers' or are you talking like what I was thinking with gals just dressing up like guys

[urban ocean]

Can't have shit now

[molten meteor]

cause maybe we're not on the same page here

[abstract path]

I can imagine

[urban ocean]

Actual male strippers

but yes, I've also seen female strippers in mens clothes

[abstract path]

Pretty cool that you managed to pull that off though

[molten meteor]

yeah, the whole 'tomboy' look

[urban ocean]

do like construction worker motiffs and shit

[urban ocean]

thicc thighed tomboys save lives

[molten meteor]

Thicc thighed ANYONE saves lives

no cap

if they can't hold a watermelon like two pillows, or crush it open, they ain't good enough

[abstract path]

Me though

Ig i could

[urban ocean]

I mean, a boss is supposed to take care of their employees. Her own family just wanted to do some bullshit brunch and gift giving. I paid for her and all her coworkers to have a whole night in NYC

[molten meteor]

God help them.

New York city.

[abstract path]

Yoooooooo

[urban ocean]

To be fair, NYC wasn't fucking retarded like it is now

[molten meteor]

It was 2009 and Cuomo was still in office.

so far as I'm concerned, was still clown world

[tame hazel]

(actually the only thing im attracted to)

[molten meteor]

Wait no, fucking it wasn't actually cuomo now that I think about it lmao

so no you're right, it would've been 'moderately' normal.

but new york city is new york city. fuckin' urban decay man

[urban ocean]

Bloomberg before he went retarded

[molten meteor]

'hurr pay meme pages for anti gun memes durr' bloomburg?

[tame hazel]

money

[abstract path]

Blood

[tame hazel]

money sogged with blood

[abstract path]

Uhhhh

Bloodmonee?

[molten meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-dog-doin-sogga-floppa-what-the-sog-doin-gif-21677023

[molten meteor]

when you want to fuck the paddleboat

[abstract path]

h e l p

[abstract path]

[molten meteor]

okay real talk

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/900559197744279553/1025104015685591111/yooooo.mp4

[molten meteor]

those look like they got better grip than my work gloves

and probably far easier to wash of like. sawdust and shit if I had to imagine.

Bruh. okay someone decided to replace the desert theme in terraria with the fucking breaking bad theme and its the best thing since sliced bread

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-meme-my-reaction-to-that-information-meme-discord-meme-breaking-bad-meme-hank-breaking-bad-gif-26179673

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm gonna unslice your sliced bread

[abstract path]

Whhyyyyyyyyyyhyyyyyyyýyyyyyy

[molten meteor]

I think what's even worse is they didn't just like shittily take the theme and slap it on

[abstract path]

;w;

PA IN

[molten meteor]

they actually like used terraria instruments to make it SORT OF resemble the normal theme

meaning there is some modicum of effort put into it

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/851252755968425984/1025101359046991992/skjlarweris_di_moni-1.mp4

[molten meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/1025128229733937214/misidentified_pottery_fragment_49385.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/814788781503938570/1012684895828590612/Stop-touching-my-pan-dammit1.mp4

https://youtu.be/IPHAmBzhf5c

[glad carbon]

That robussy got me speaking binary

01001011 01101100 01100101 00110000 00100000 01100110 01110010 01101111 01101101 00100000 01100110 01100001 01101100 01101100 01101111 01110101 01110100 00100000 00110100 00100000 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100100 01100001 00100000 01100010 01100001 01100100 00100000 01100100 01101111 01100101

[haughty siren]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-flip-cute-aww-kitty-gif-16722591

[plucky void]

your mom

[haughty siren]

@fallow needle i meant this xd

titi flip :DD

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/194772750957674497/1006992106079928320/ezcr0q4vnug91.gif

and petting titi 💪

[molten meteor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYZeu22bbPw

[urban ocean]

Do people actually go here? https://www.nexusmods.com/stalkeranomaly

[fading shuttle]

glad to see my boy krekk0v still makin bangers

[upbeat bobcat]

16 mods

Bruh wtf is happening in lobbies

15 people in one

[fading shuttle]

i dont see any brainfarters in there, so its not my place

[ember kindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/716406035115540531/1025104815329648690/Battlecrane_e01028_9908797.jpg?width=600&height=609

[ember kindle]

GAWD DAYUM i would pay for this

[urban ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-24239187

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-mega-bonk-bonk-dog-bonkers-bonk-anime-gif-24565990

[ember kindle]

ye but the intel is 3060 tier kek

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/975979006593753088/1024968776149639238/8ba7c2803e86f3788a20837362d23f2be6fb2b5ab4cc6e0367e072f5e48daff7_1.mp4

[upbeat bobcat]

If it releases this time

Meme is about Intel releasing the cards at the same day as 4090 if you don't know.

[urban ocean]

Rate my boy, Boris

[quartz saffron]

https://youtu.be/EKRkAEjjhpE

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/262319460461838336/1024412176460546078/5b279291b3affa86e37c1474fd46ae6a.mp4

[cerulean plover]

show no fear boris is here

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/VSqrCgFMsCI

natural selection at it's finest

[gloomy roost]

literally him

[gloomy roost]

For some reason I thought NyQuil was some type of nail product

[slate crown]

drinking nail polish

[gloomy roost]

Bro

I wouldn't even be surprised if they tried it

[slate crown]

it's been raining for over 12 hours since yesterday
Mother nature rn:

[gloomy roost]

Isn't Naam a tropical "paradise" anyways

[real tinsel]

took shower

balls no longer stink

[narrow briar]

imagine that being said by crystal

[real tinsel]

crystal is the normalest brainfart member

man

balls sweaty already

[west owl]

wuts wrong with you now

[urban ocean]

@grizzled meadow is this the kind of cuisine that Italy is famous for?

[slate crown]

tell that to the typhoon that hit central nam

[slate crown]

if the philippines didn't exist we'd be dead from natural disasters by now

[urban ocean]

https://twitter.com/fuckedupfoods/status/1574456491322621952?s=20

fucked up looking food (@fuckedupfoods)

pizza (conscious)

Likes

66241

Retweets

4105

Twitter · Sep 26, 2022, 5:50 PM

[gloomy roost]

Drango do you know the yt channel by zefrank1?

[urban ocean]

Das a good channel

[gloomy roost]

Best find in a while for me

[urban ocean]

Bosnian Ape Society is good too

[gloomy roost]

Don't trust

[urban ocean]

https://youtu.be/rSvBFm_MuXw

[west owl]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/891283371538395156/1006983270224904252/out.webm

@slate crown

[slate crown]

ty

[west owl]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/275388793039880213/1025006013285412944/FB_IMG_1664450850965.jpg

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/691490991957344326/1025212164040032286/unknown.png

soycat

[grizzled meadow]

This place misses me...

And I miss this place...

Where is that fucking @heady crow anyway

Enjoy the #🎪bruh-fart

[midnight root]

s t i n k y

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/766652884749910066/1025238612188614736/unknown.png

shits from 2199......

[slate crown]

am lonely

[glad carbon]

[slate crown]

I'd rather be a loner than to go out and socialize with my "friends"

too many two faced backstabbers in my circle

[severe linden]

[quartz saffron]

https://youtu.be/Aq3u7y-pBdk

Time for the 2nd playthrough

[real tinsel]

i don't think scelly speaks vietnamese

[echo slate]

Dudes just be turnin SKSs into anything huh

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357063673266831371/1025081770628096000/IMG_8644-2.MP4

dont make fun of him guys he is shy

[echo slate]

That's a cute dog

[stone blade]

it is

rarely barks tho

maybe it speaks spanish

[quartz saffron]

https://twitter.com/xyanaid/status/1575696103231455233?s=46&t=NXD8An61lwOxE-S-VbIBtA

xai (@xyanaid)

512

Likes

16008

Retweets

1886

Twitter · Sep 30, 2022, 3:56 AM

[stone blade]

Is that customs

hop on customs

[narrow lotus]

Hackerstoms

[stone blade]

Da

[stone blade]

Instead of writing English in class i realised i had written englis

Am i becoming dyslexic or what

i can't fucking write

[proven crown]

Skill issue

[glad carbon]

nah thats just carpal tunnel brah

[stone blade]

Well not always

only sometimes it happens but i made glaring mistakes

[glad carbon]

I do that only while writing with pens

maybe the grip

[proven crown]

Is it your usual keyboard?

[stone blade]

i said writing

not typing

im writing on paper

what fucking keyboard

[slate crown]

bruh 💀

current negotiations with the typhoon are failing

it's uncooperative

https://youtu.be/oZdVfWC6b-I

thank god it's over

[abstract path]

Me: want to search summin
Also me: forgets it the next 3 seconds

Perfect start of the day

[fading shuttle]

I fuckin love Bulgarian salt

[stone blade]

WHAT

[fading shuttle]

Warning, it contains salt

[stone blade]

are you bulgarian?

[fading shuttle]

Yeos

[echo slate]

Yes, his ancestor is Ghengis Khan

[stone blade]

yoooo

lets go

[fading shuttle]

Дядо ми е Атила

[stone blade]

Майкати е Елизабет 2

[fading shuttle]

Ако беше нямаше да съм беден

[stone blade]

:D

[abstract path]

:v

[stone blade]

yes

[abstract path]

Yes.

Hru today ivan

[echo slate]

Something about Atilla and Elizabeth II

[stone blade]

alive

[abstract path]

Yay

[tranquil cedar]

He'll come in when he wants to

He's busy practicing his nunchucks outside

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6u33j_T5VQ

[stone blade]

@abstract path what happens when i twist the finl teleport

on stage 5

[abstract path]

Back to okd stage

[stone blade]

oke

[abstract path]

Btw achievement

Lel

ALSO

@stone blade

Heavenly portal

After turning the portal

On soke stage after it

[stone blade]

I m a bit strong

ok im really strong

[stone blade]

wanna see

I unlocked merc

ez

[stone blade]

ok but void items kinda bussin

some of them are fucking disgusting

[slate crown]

with the existence of collosal squids, a collosal octopus wouldn't be that much of a stretch of the imagination

[ember kindle]

he is literally me

oh man yesterdays memes were lit af on this server

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-patrick-bateman-christian-bale-gif-20941501

Stg

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

does pango want to play overwatch 2?

[pastel quartz]

bro thugshaker mvp

[abstract path]

They are tho

Sadge that they ain't on console ;w;

[stone blade]

skill issue

[ember kindle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1G-u-4Xamg

[stone blade]

oh nooo.....

[plush zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/monkeys-2001aspaceodyssey-stanleykubrick-gif-8729999

[slate crown]

this is what eating rice does to a mf
https://youtu.be/ug2QE2K8x_4

[plush zodiac]

Wanna some rice? 😳

[slate crown]

already got a whole ass rice field in my backyard im good

[slate crown]

MBOmnis moment

[slate crown]

say what you will about the guy, my mans got moves

[slim osprey]

What he doing with all that ass?

[slate crown]

it's so hypnotising

[slim osprey]

Truly

[slate crown]

me when the

[tame hazel]

hello

[stone blade]

ok but look at apustaja drawing

[fading shuttle]

i just found the only set of armor that would fit @slate crown

[slate crown]

gah damn

[tame hazel]

walkable city 😳

i have a video of an ass jiggle is that NSFW?

[stone blade]

we have a street like that in my town

with such stones

[tame hazel]

gives me assassins creed vibes

[slate crown]

woman ass or man ass?

[tame hazel]

man ass

[slate crown]

send it now

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/874927352667324487/1025354657134034974/catjam.mp4

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7PbIC7kFDk

masterpiece

fucking art

[fading shuttle]

Tarkov

https://tenor.com/view/kots-straal-spugen-vomit-puke-gif-14891152

[stone blade]

da.

the edit is insanely good tho idc

[slate crown]

still waiting

[stone blade]

me

[slate crown]

[upbeat bobcat]

[fading shuttle]

cant expose pango like that man

[tame hazel]

my guy probably made men consider being ohhh-- civilized

[slate crown]

the struggle is real

[tame hazel]

i relate too

i remember shopping with my aunt and she got confused cause i said these jeans dont fit

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-hiss-hissing-donald-snack-gif-12874197

[slate crown]

the thing about vietnamese clothing is that when they say it's a size XL, that usually means a size S in US

i only wear sweatpants as my formal wear

i can still fit in my jeans

i just can't sit down comfortably

[stone blade]

The rifle off safety just to insure im safe

[tame hazel]

same

sweatpants supremacy

[tame hazel]

wear women's jeans

it will fit

and youll be comfy

[slate crown]

i never thought about that actually

my mom always buys me tight ass jeans that looks nice but i can only suffocate my balls for so long

the bois need room to breathe

[slate crown]

100%

[tame hazel]

i wear medium or small and my mom buys me XL

i always tell her not to buy me clothes just dont or give me money and ill got buy

[slate crown]

awww she thinks you're going to grow big and strong

[tame hazel]

im 22 in 22 days

[slate crown]

im 21 but you won't see me complain about free shit

[tame hazel]

im not complaining but i cant wear XL outside

[slate crown]

what's the issue again?

too loose or not suitable for your kind of weather?

[tame hazel]

im wearing a size small shirt rn

[slate crown]

so it's like quadruple the size of your torso?

[tame hazel]

yeah

[slate crown]

the biggest one I've got rn is XXXXL and it still fits me well

[tame hazel]

lmfao

[slate crown]

it'll probably work as a blanket for you though

[tame hazel]

thats comical

im a tiny man

a wolverine

[slate crown]

how tall?

[tame hazel]

165cm or 5'5

[plush zodiac]

170cm?

Uh

😳

[slate crown]

well you are asian so that's normal

[heady crow]

@slate crown

[tame hazel]

my dad is above 6ft

[heady crow]

Man yall really are short here but then again im not tall

[slate crown]

sorry but no zaza for me rn, gotta take a drivers license test

[tame hazel]

i took a genetic L

[heady crow]

Sacrifices must be made so you can hotbox that mfer

[tame hazel]

at least im handsome

[slate crown]

it just means that next time i smoke it will be much better

[heady crow]

As if wed know that

[plush zodiac]

I got my driver license last week, just like we always talked about

[heady crow]

Exactly

[tame hazel]

i never take pictures of myself

[heady crow]

No face reveal

[tame hazel]

i used to have a broken nose

[tame hazel]

lmfao

[slate crown]

my mom is 150cm and dad is probably 160cm, and im 170cm

[heady crow]

Yoo the genetic lottery?

[tame hazel]

lkmfao

[slate crown]

i got lucky