#🎪bruh-fart
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LISTE N
who is the alt at this point
Mf was quick
Hello New, I'm @slim osprey
Nice to meet you
Actually
you get used to the rhythm 
back to bein crystal, nature is healing
Yes
in before the profile pic and name changes in two days
Hey are there any people in here that play VR gaems

nope
I wish
we poor
i mean i would if i could
you are poor because you bought vr, i am poor because i am bulgarian, we are not the same
Welcome to brainfart madame
Well i bought it while i was full time working
We are all poor
now i am student
bruh
fuck sounds
shame nobody here got VR now i dont get to nerd out about Bonelab
shut yo

we listening to Ror 2 ost
Also my bf finally fucking managed to kiss me-
Congrats I guess
:(
You should really try harder
i love that gif
i heard about that, I'd definitely try that out if i had vr
shit looks cool af
Ye its coming out in a few hours
what?
Ever heard about minecraft? 🤓
Boneworks was already crazy good, and it being a sequal i have high hopes
yes!
gah damn
Ye it looks insanely good
even somehow managed to get it to run natively on the Quest 2
without any PC
i gotta look this shit up rn since i never heard about it until now
its like the biggest VR game release since Half Life Alyx
pango... staph looking games you are not gonna play! 
doesn't stop me 
i like gwames and wish to be involved
from what im seeing rn, it looks dope af
still got the goofy ahh running mechanics though 
the guy I'm watching is putting WAY too much effort into it 
yea that's the one 
seems like he's just exaggerating abit now that I've gotten a good look at it
yea i think thats just for the trailer
Tho there are other VR games where you have to flail your arms like that to sprint
I've seen the ones where they strap you down in a torture device and let you run freely there
that was peak vr back in the day 
You mean those 3d treadmills?
yea
the omni i guess
Yee those mostly exist in like VRcades
or with very very rich people
They are like 2k i think
yeaup
Tho like my VR setup cost like 1.5 k too


But only because i decided to waste extra money on full body trackers
which no game actually uses
seems like planning isn't your forte 
Okay its used by
Blade and sorcery to do kicks
Dragon Fist Kung fu for the same thing
And VRchat
for
doing things i guess



idk the only game that almost pulled me to get a vr headset was when i was hooked to elite dangerous
I hear thats good
but ive spent too much time playing normal elite
i dont wanna get sucked back into it
😩
@abstract path back to @abstract path phase
okay what's your name
Crystal
Hello khaatil (real) 🤝
khaas off his meds again
It's crystale
ETA til crystal changes name again?
Maybe, maybe not at all
khaa refused to take the normal pills long ago, he is tired of matrix
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this was my first vr thing I've witnessed
it blew my 9 year old mind
real
I actually got the pleasure of testing that out, as well as a original HTC Vive
and the new headsets of the current gen are so much clearer and better
tbh I'd buy a vr kit just so i can play as neco arc 
you can do that on vrchat
but then you have to deal with the cringe people on vrchat
I would buy a VR to play with amazing people
imagine #🎪bruh-fart vr 💀💀💀
-w-
i wouldnt be able to play with vr, so its just gonna be chat
Abd ivan-
There is a desktop client for vrchat
yeah, thats what i mean
but that shit is kinda whack
like whats the point when you cant virtually touch people
yea the models were definitely not built for desktop setups
They were built with virtual sexual harrassment in mind
Yes
bro i actually remembered my first vrchat video
the jiggle physics were no chill back then
Yea all the egirl avatars have jiggle physics bones everywhere
Yes they do
They actually recently upgraded that system
degens
so that other players can interact with your physical bones
Wha---
👀
ey we're having a nice and civil conversation
Me and all my male homies in Girl avatars touching and jiggling eachothers boobas on vrchat
says the bird fucker
pyrocinical moment
I admit being a part-wise degen
im honestly the most degenerate creep in #🎪bruh-fart
Most people on the internet are fucking degens
Most
exactly
play vrchat, you will fit right in
hyperbolic
everyones a fucking creepy degen on there
Well i mean
It fun talkin so idm any degens lmfao
come on, ill show you around
i refuse to play vrchat, i will not take hormone therapy
Imagine having a VR set and wasting it on VR Chat

Beat saber 
couldnt be me
It's like buying a lambo and only taking it to dirt roads
I'd play vrchat but I'll probably get borded of walking around for awhile then uninstall the game 

jesus fucking christ almighty
LISTEN OKAY
stalker in vr when
There is only so many good vr games
Into The Radius
You successfully wasted 1.2k hours of your life
I agree
that's literally what the "game" is
heck is it even considered a game
it's just a chat room you can walk around in
And when you run out of VR games to play that are good
you are faced with a challenge
let your VR headset collect dust
or swallow your pride and pre conceived notions
sell it
and take a dip in vrchat
or play the bad VR games
to get your moneys worth
one does not simply get one's money's worth in VR chat
You do
on the contrary
This is why being poor is cool, you don't have to deal with such dilemmas
you lose it by losing braincells at a faster pace
29 mins stage 5



That was my plan 3 years ago and still is
I wish you good luck with that
Hahahaha
DIY HRT
i am 18, nothings changed yet
Just more agony
when is the pain
Too expensive
Sell your VR set
cant wait til it starts
It already started, you just haven't noticed it yet
The change is very gradual
God that's edgy
very
i don't get it 
not necessarily
it's not a magic number where you suddenly can do anything you could possibly want
its the magic number that restricts the crimes you can commit


not even that
You can commit all the crimes you want
at least not here
what ez mode country are you in that you can commit crimes under 18 like that
Any third world country
i was this 🤏 close to getting arrested once actually 
only once?
all the other times i managed to get away
romania
he is constantly under arrest by his gf
stealing
Handcuffed 

@grizzled meadow can we get this pinned?
Ay yo

hmm according to random Discord person I don't live in a third world country 
What you mean blindfolded
idk what you're talking about
What country you live in?


you know it 
Well at least you don't deny it

Same
Atleast for the country im from, im short
Bro I'm literally 165cm
Ayo
just found a pic of him
short kings
why tf is everyone so damn tall 
Tiny
180+ gang rise up
im asian so unlucky i guess 
You can get a tall mommy gf more easily
at least im 1 inch taller than my gf 
he was built to be a sleeve, no shame in it

@slate crown is it time for a... TILL?
VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 
VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
VALHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL
back into hiding
who?
time to run an errand again
oke
im gonna assume im older than the majority here
I wish I was tall instead of having this massive cock
23
MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE
That's so me
I think there are some older people here
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nsfw
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This is literally 1984
fetish
wut
yeee
its the word combination
thats illegal
Literally 1984
You cannot say the g word for homo either
@grizzled meadow This is an actual 1984 moment
This server is homophobic
quite the opposite
homosexual
we cherish homosexual men who are bottoms
Truly
🥺
really?
yes
too bad im switching teams
i personally like them
no longer male
i still have one yes
No not you
Okay fair enough
i can give you my spare penis if you want
I wanna be short
🤔


tall queen
I'm like 5'7 i think
thats pretty short
ah yes, a pocket prince
Still taller than me 😔
it's average fuck you cori
I live in germany
atom-sized noble
and slightly taller than average in germany
its i think 4cm taller than the average girl in germany
Damn
theres gotta be something shorter than a pocket prince, thats you
dw, im also from germany, I had plenty of girls who were taller than that in my classes
so you're good
:3
Oki ;^;
@slim osprey are you at that size where 1.7 men can pick you up with ease
you know that tiny pocket in your jeans above the normal pocket
thats where you sit @slim osprey
It depends on how strong they are

If they are average, I don't think they can easily pick me up
can i still try
ah, the weekly brainfart hazing, love to see it
Only if you let me pick you up afterwards
only if you push me into a wall
no
You fucking bet I will
artist?
Epic embed fail
Epic embed fail 
Fuck if I know
goddamn it, welp i am disappearing to hunt them down
😏
I just made a lava farm
Magan and Danai
thank you
Lul
Where you belong
i never keep my homies hanging
that's what every weeb fantasizes about how their relationships should begin
im not touching that 
cursed
its pango, his ass has had his gfs strap-on in it more than shit has left it
b a s e d pango
that's a bit blunt don't you think? 
its c o r r e c t
he loves blunt objects
||i wasn't denying||

a pothead I know has a simple mind
he always laughs at metaphors or wordplays that make him think about it
so I told him AC Origins has a weapon type named "Heavy Blunt"
'ell yea
Snoop dogg's weapon of choice
wrong message replied to

having a dumptruck ass has it's ups and downs 
What are the downs of having a dumptruck ass
no comment
C'mon tell us
that sounds like a phat bunda
i have to go to special made places that has pants that'll fit my waistline
😩
Gah damn
i can't even wear jeans anymore without suffocating the bois
What the hell you doing with all that ass?
bASED
make sure she saves some for the rest of us
There is plenty to go around for all of us
sending love to the brainfart boys and girls, with a thought, from my ass 😗
careful, some people in here are into that
they're me
better be into love too, not just war
i'm into that
damn, you shit with that ass?
what is the circumference of your average shit?
usually yes. other times no 
what do you mean no
5,6cm
e l a b o r a t e
Wtf
hmm
icant rn, gotta visit the proctologist to take todays measurements
i happen to be a plumber
it is not even that thick really
give me your house address
ok mario
just the average
ironically enough
Brains literally saying "fuck you"
the heart, liver and lungs are the ones who should tell us to kill ourselves
they're the organs we abuse the most
is it just me, or do yall the moment you pick up a knife immediately have a thought like "imagine what would happen if you stabbed yourself right now"
goddamn it uwu
i had to do it 

Ez pz
no, I have decent mental health thanks for asking 
pangos ass is grass, we are just the lawnmowers uwu
and you put the pocket prince as the tallest one 
pango is the office slu t
is brainfarts boywife, but i just want his platonic love and edibles dishes
kinda cringe, i just want his ass uwu
you already have my love sexi spanish man
When's the wedding?
homosexuality...

oh god what have i started 
ppl who use this excessively are braindead
Homosexuality in brainfart, nothing new
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i have brainrot 
ok big man uwu
i noticed it was getting stale so i was mixing in
as well
4 more minutes until my pain ends uwu
what are you doing dude?
calling women "big" usually means calling them fat 

"big man" is frequently used sarcastically to refer to someone who considers themselves better than others, uwu
in england???
backwards
admins, the cat girl used a slur, can we ban her?
catgirl
what the fuck happened there
still waiting for that pfp @urban ocean
if you're ukrainian you make me ashamed to be ukrainain
Lol
what
russian?
they dont even know the lore smh
Bruh
anyway that avatar is addictive
What avatar
hello
not your lol
Whosaidiwastalkongaboutmine
i have provided you an answer to your question
if you are feeling dissatisfied with said answer, send complaints to my lawyer
Yeah well what avatar were you talking about
If it were an answer
I wouldn't ask gain
a nice one, obviously
LWYRUP
come again?
Why did I make this?
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puurrrrrr
currrrrrsed
better call saul joke 
what is a call saul joke
skill issue
Kill issue
but what if my issues are people
да здравствует монолит
uh oh
слава монолиту
Jarvis, look up Bayes theorem, open up the wikipedia page, scroll down to interpretations and open the first image
Google show me this guys balls
hey google, can you show me his ass
check dms
You two need to kiss already
AAAAAAAAAAAAA THEY PUT FCKIN QMOAGUS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I FELL OF MY CHAIR
hahah, p e r i s h
@slate crown tell your girlfriend that she literally made the only Neko Arc thing I can stand and actually like
you mean my pfp?
The gay thing?
You can't say gay for many reasons
No the fetish
What fetish
Yes
what
ok i will 
Is banned 
Cropol you're not helping me, I already saw that 
You can't say foot fetish?
No 
F00T FETISH
Seriously?
look up Bayes theorem, open up the wikipedia page, scroll down to interpretations and open the first image
Yeah
Fucking degenerates
I'm not against it tho
I am
I hate foot liking people
ankle fetish

Amogus
Too many steps

local man cant click mouse and type words
her response
pssst send me naked female ankle pics
w0ps
No
Average italian
do i hear andrew tate
andrew taint
terry tate
the only andrew tate thing i like
Heart Attack - Andrew Tate #SHORTS
god this guy is such a good troll 
i like andrew so long as i dont take anything he ever says seriously
facts
i mean, the dude under human trafficking investigation shouldnt be a role model
but he is funny as shit
the only bad part about him are his fans that take his words RELIGIOUSLY
mental cases
they make crystal look sane
no offense crys 
all neko arc stuff is funny
fuck you falco you have zero taste
khaa nooooo
Shit take
you're going to be sent to gae baby jail again
Jelly?
I literally made this channel
You're all part of me
If you're not on the lore you're useless
he's in brainfart so he belongs there
you forgot to use 


i made the lore. So you're all part of me
/ 
anyone who's in the lore is me
We are all part of you so that made sense
No
Si
Buranyuuu
i am very close to losing it so you're all going to stop existing in the near future
HE SAID THE THING
either that or you'll become physical
so i'll be able to touch your balls
and pango's ass
and bruno's pecs
I said it because the video doesn't have it
don't care still love it 
you made that word up
i keep forgetting we're all apart of khaas C-Consciousness
its an old mans word
how old
its FRENCH
💀 old or
old?
@grizzled meadow mute yourself for 5 minutes for using a french word
oh yea that's definitely 💀 old
i think 💀
I don't see the é
Stupid ass stupid
Looking ass stupid looking
in·e·luc·ta·ble
/ˌinəˈləktəb(ə)l/
unable to be resisted or avoided; inescapable.
"the ineluctable facts of history"
my man @grizzled meadow are you a fan of Brain Power - Noma? 🤔
🍍
you have an ignorable nature
ye i know, that's why pango never features me in memes


not my fault you're such a straight and respectable person
MARKED ONE, WHAT THE HELL
CALL ME LEADER
COCAINE
i have a gift for you falco
DON'T YOU TRY IT
DON'T YOU TRY IT
i fucking love cocaine
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@grizzled meadow
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/552206849282146331/1007417039566155856/coloride.webm
I know the youtube video, great video
And great troll video
Epilepsy is a skill issue
Whqt
goodbye and safe travels, you're welcomed back anytime 
The Brainfart role
Who got it
-_-
that guy and another one called redbull
woa
Deez nuts after i cbt'd general
Ahhhh lmfao
ReBull*
:)
Also there was another
yea that
But that one got granted a pass
i got put in the ghey baby jail 😔
point and laugh
there is noone homo in brainfart, fake news


*i kissed a guy and i liked it
emotionally unstable unreliable narrator

what does it do
Its terminal
a few seconds after you said this an ambulance passed by me
someone got the brainfart
🙏
he's now one of us
Allah wills they will survive
the curse is real 
one of us one of us one of us one of us
brainfart is purgatory
You can only talk in here
You can check the other channels but can't talk in them
we cleanse ourselves of our sins until we can reach gods grace
can i have it
too bad instead of cleansing, we only get more
There, you have it

sick
i am imprisoned
They won't be back
what
jannies deleting post
Try again

suck my hard throbbing tarkov jannie
pearlman my beloved
always knew you were into b0ndage
R O N
also b0ndage is an illegal word apparently
I hate AutoMod
falco baiting mutes again 
my rant about wanting to have my chest crushed by a very muscular woman didn't give it away?
Baiting? I literally did that

thats just based khaaytil
falco doxx
this is pango
that's literally me wtf are you talking about
omg new guy get your lore correct
idk who pango is and i dont want to
You'll have to learn
bruh 
Because now you're stuck here
And you can't leave
Thank you Based Aldo

This fucking role is amazing


welcome to the club hell
holy shit Ron perlman real????
no
Fucking Donkey Kong looking ass
i'm real

Hi real
I'm @grizzled meadow
hi falco judgemenet 1948 i am real
did you know the brazilian currency is named the real
I just quickly skimmed it lol, I didn't notice it until I glanced a second time
mutes me for talking about tarkov
gets rid of my access to tarkov channel
amazing
so in a way, if you're real
better get used to it my (wo)mans 
you're general-br
amazin
Gonna cry?
Gonna make me suck on your hard throbbing jannie?
alo
ayo
what the fuck
what is going here
Read above
It's all an elaborate ruse
you know how it be, new boys cant behave
new
Mf is an old guy by now
falco is relentless, he's having a powertrip 

new**** can't triforce
The dude already know how we roll in here
i will show u powertrip
I'm just fucking with FunnyName
if funny name is old, he hasnt had a big enough presence for me to notice
rip robin williams btw
aladin 
I miss him still
must be a lurker or smth
It's because you only check in here
🫂
can't wait to meet the genie and Aladdin in AC Mirage
a snork i found in yantar

blocked
uraaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANIUM fever
nice
Blocca

AMICIZIA
6 9
when you cant even embed a picture
just discord being discord
@stone blade fucking bastard with a stupid name




