🎪bruh-fart

[slate crown]

plus i wasn't cut out to become an engineer anyways

[pastel quartz]

i have a brazilian friend

plot twist

he's brazilian

[grizzled meadow]

Can he double jump?

@unkempt oasis can you double jump?

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-cute-squishy-gif-23788023

[slate crown]

falco pls

[pastel quartz]

i'll ask him at the annual brazilian chimpout

[unkempt oasis]

dude I literally will brazilian-flag every message of yours

[grizzled meadow]

You can't double jump because you're vietnamese, jelly?

[slate crown]

yes

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/muscle-morph-bodybuilder-beach-gif-20724724

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-scared-startled-hey-you-cute-gif-17667286

[pastel quartz]

brazilians when they see a corpse

[grizzled meadow]

@unkempt oasis ask for a gen channel, my answer^

[unkempt oasis]

I will fucking do it
and while listening to the Brazilian anthem
AND the independence anthem

[stone blade]

stage 3

alright

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldinho-soccer64-pixelated-intro-gif-17407808

[slate crown]

Tornado hitting vietnam

pog

explains the shitty weather recently

[west owl]

damn, mother gaia being busy these weeks

[slate crown]

it's only hitting central vietnam so i should be good

[stone blade]

stage 4

ez

[abstract path]

L

[stone blade]

?

@abstract path

balanced

and im dead

somehow

ok

get hit
from nothing
die

[abstract path]

He

He

[stone blade]

cool mechanic yo

[abstract path]

Howd you get a keycard tho

Lol

[stone blade]

from the orange chests

[atomic pewter]

[unkempt oasis]

@grizzled meadow HOPE YOU'RE GETTING ALL THOSE REACTION NOTIFICATIONS

[stone blade]

this keycard is op

[atomic pewter]

The keycard is great on vanilla

With sacrifice though it's fucking trash

[abstract path]

L

[atomic pewter]

How often do you run into void content anyway

[stone blade]

often

[abstract path]

I don't run into it at all cuz xbox

[atomic pewter]

Shame

Man I can't even remember the last time I got the funny benthic bloom

When I find void content it's usually pretty shit lately

[abstract path]

Mang if i had the void updatw i would prolly have that one void class already lol

[unkempt oasis]

OU FICAR A PÁTRIA LIVRE OU MORRER PELO BRASIL

[urban ocean]

Peak Division 2 aesthetic. "TRASH MAN"

[atomic pewter]

Cleaner moment

[urban ocean]

Ye

I just have to scour my gloves to see if I got some duct tape shit

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/garbage-day-gif-23997532

[craggy quarry]

Theyre gonna release The Division Resurgance on mobile.

[grizzled meadow]

I don't get any

[craggy quarry]

I love looter shooters
Especially Shadowgun Legends

[unkempt oasis]

anyways check the 12 recent pages of your messages

Ouviram do Ipiranga as margens plácidas
De um povo heróico o brado retumbante,
E o sol da Liberdade, em raios fúlgidos,
Brilhou no céu da Pátria nesse instante.
Se o penhor dessa igualdade
Conseguimos conquistar com braço forte,
Em teu seio, ó Liberdade,
Desafia o nosso peito a própria morte!
Ó Pátria amada,
Idolatrada,
Salve! Salve!
Brasil, um sonho intenso, um raio vívido,
De amor e de esperança à terra desce,
Se em teu formoso céu, risonho e límpido,
A imagem do Cruzeiro resplandece.
Gigante pela própria natureza,
És belo, és forte, impávido colosso,
E o teu futuro espelha essa grandeza.
Terra adorada
Entre outras mil
És tu, Brasil,
Ó Pátria amada!
Dos filhos deste solo
És mãe gentil,
Pátria amada,
Brasil!
Deitado eternamente em berço esplêndido,
Ao som do mar e à luz do céu profundo,
Fulguras, ó Brasil, florão da América,
Iluminado ao sol do Novo Mundo!
Do que a terra mais garrida
Teus risonhos, lindos campos têm mais flores,
"Nossos bosques têm mais vida",
"Nossa vida" no teu seio "mais amores".
Ó Pátria amada,
Idolatrada,
Salve! Salve!
Brasil, de amor eterno seja símbolo
O lábaro que ostentas estrelado,
E diga o verde-louro dessa flâmula
– Paz no futuro e glória no passado.
Mas se ergues da justiça a clava forte,
Verás que um filho teu não foge à luta,
Nem teme, quem te adora, a própria morte.
Terra adorada
Entre outras mil
És tu, Brasil,
Ó Pátria amada!
Dos filhos deste solo
És mãe gentil,
Pátria amada,
Brasil!

[abstract path]

I love survivals with good music

Aka minecraft and terraria

[craggy quarry]

Day R Survival had a smooth soundtrack

[abstract path]

oh that one too

Yes

🤝

[craggy quarry]

Minefart and Tearraria

[abstract path]

More like terrarium

[plucky void]

if DRG had Diggy Diggy Hole in the soundtrack it would be the best game ever

[abstract path]

Stuck in the terrarium

[craggy quarry]

Sounds like a mineral from terraria

[abstract path]

It's german for something else

Google it

-w-

[unkempt oasis]

14 pages so far(t)
god I'm tired already

[craggy quarry]

Walk up in the spot made the bitches pop 😎

[craggy quarry]

Bruh

[slate crown]

skill issue

[stone blade]

yeah

[slate crown]

that's the classic RoR2 experience though

so many effects you can't even see what's on your screen anymore

[stone blade]

yeah

thats the problem

[plucky void]

FFXIV in a nutshell if you don't disable other players' effects

[hidden patio]

Cat tax

[plucky void]

CAT

p!cat

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[plucky void]

wtf lmao

[hidden patio]

Lololololol

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus

this show was fucking comedy gold

[slate crown]

MY GLIZZY

[unkempt oasis]

ayo tell falco to do a brazilian general chat

[slate crown]

buddy

you're barking up the wrong tree at this point

im just saying

[grizzled meadow]

It's a recurring meme

He's been asking that for months

[slate crown]

bruh

[grizzled meadow]

I won't fulfill his request and he knows it

[stone blade]

bulgrian chat is what we need

obviously

[slate crown]

classic falco strikes again

[grizzled meadow]

I still believe he's the only brazilian in here

[slate crown]

send him to gae baby jail

[grizzled meadow]

Shotout to SimpleFlips

[stone blade]

https://youtu.be/6ZqaXHSE7gY

[craggy quarry]

CALL ON MEEEEEE
CALL ME CALL ON MEEEEEEE
CALL ME CALL ON MEEEEEEE

[stone blade]

?

aight

[grizzled meadow]

I'M THE SAME BOY I USED TO BE

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY5IQjIG9UI

bro what

[stone blade]

wtf

its a youtube link

hello

discord?

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY5IQjIG9UI

[stone blade]

????

[stone blade]

what

[grizzled meadow]

ALL THE RAGE MY LITTLE DARK AGE

[stone blade]

aight

[slate crown]

POLICEMEN SWEAR TO GOD

[stone blade]

I FOUND IT

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946292698510426172/1016031668819214427/Bulgaria.mp4

[craggy quarry]

🤝

[grizzled meadow]

LOVE SEEPING FROM THEIR GUNS

[slate crown]

I KNOW MY FRIENDS AND I, WOULD PROBABLY TURN AND RUN

[grizzled meadow]

IF YOU GET OUT OF BED, COME FIND US HEADING FOR THE BRIDGE

[stone blade]

ok shut up already

ty

[slate crown]

BRING A STONE, ALL THE RAGE MY LITTLE DARK AGE

[unkempt oasis]

cringe

[grizzled meadow]

I GRIEVE IN STEREO (👏) THE STEREO SOUND STRANGE

[slate crown]

I KNOW THAT IF YOU HIDE, IT DOESN'T GO AWAY

[craggy quarry]

[grizzled meadow]

IF YOU GET OUT OF BED AND FIND ME STANDING ALL ALONE

[slate crown]

OPEN EYED, BURN THE PAGE MY LITTLE DARK AGE

[grizzled meadow]

This is where it ends but I didn't care

[slate crown]

[unkempt oasis]

Alright then buddy
I will shit yourself
And then send you to Brazil

[craggy quarry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946292698510426172/1016031668819214427/Bulgaria.mp4

[unkempt oasis]

hold my cuscuz

[craggy quarry]

This is how I imagine beating up my relatives

[dusky lintel]

@grizzled meadowget off discord damn

[craggy quarry]

Theyre shit people

[dusky lintel]

youre always online

go get some bitches

[slate crown]

says you

[craggy quarry]

Mfs be like I hop on to discord how about you hop on some bitches instead

[stone blade]

not many bitches would want that

[unkempt oasis]

literally 1984

[craggy quarry]

Andrew Tate Moment

[unkempt oasis]

@grizzled meadow giv brazilian general chat or we'll kill your porpoises

if he's really italian, he will change sides eventually and create the general brazilian channel

[craggy quarry]

Bruh I just found gigachad on ads

[dusky lintel]

yeeeahhhh

[dusky lintel]

i must kill

[slate crown]

do it then pussy

kill me

aim true

I've lived a full filling life

[stone blade]

💗

[slate crown]

oh shit it's TMAP

[unkempt oasis]

Totally Mutant Augmenter of Potato?

[slate crown]

Teenage Mutant Autistic Pepes

but that's good too

[unkempt oasis]

The Mods Are Portuguese

[slate crown]

💀

[unkempt oasis]

that's a sign for the brazilian general channel

[slate crown]

why would that be needed anyways?

[unkempt oasis]

brazilians are lurking here

[slate crown]

you're the only brazilian here, or at least the only one sane enough to admit it

[unkempt oasis]

there's a few others who have admitted, but they mostly talk in english

[slate crown]

you're the only one asking for a channel though and the rest aren't

[unkempt oasis]

for example

[slate crown]

still doesn't change the fact that you're the only one going out of their way to risk a mute for a channel most likely no one will use

[unkempt oasis]

who knows, maybe it'll be quite active

we don't know how many people here are brazilians

[dusky lintel]

i love boysmell

[slate crown]

cái thằng này tao thề

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/295647670712795137/1024360882421125240/1574413658100478000.mp4

[unkempt oasis]

gosto das suas palavras engraçadas, homem mágico

[craggy quarry]

Yeah he got the thang 😎

[unkempt oasis]

also, what's the problem with creating a new chat?

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415600489338503182/1024335869647261696/saxes-20220927-0001.mp4

[gloomy roost]

https://vxtwitter.com/OutMayor/status/1574069558805159936?s=20&t=9Cg8xvw20eLn2_u3fMls9g

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1024364171732721705/VID_20220901_172428_058-1.mp4

[unkempt oasis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1024364171732721705/VID_20220901_172428_058-1.mp4

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1024364171732721705/VID_20220901_172428_058-1.mp4

[stone blade]

[craggy quarry]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ????

[stone blade]

nothing

[plucky void]

it's like that battletoads stage

[stone blade]

ramp

[craggy quarry]

Pls tell me thats your photo

[fading shuttle]

no

but there used to be a wheelchair ramp at the school nearby, til one dumbass kid decided to go down it and fuckin tripped himself up or some shit and broke a leg, then it got demolished

[craggy quarry]

Deserved

The kid, not the ramp

[craggy quarry]

https://youtube.com/shorts/sErYzseBs9k?feature=share

[fading shuttle]

dutch people dont exist

i refuse to believe it

[craggy quarry]

https://dababysussyamogusschool.wordpress.com/comment-page-1/

Brub

Bruh

[fading shuttle]

and even in turkey

its spreading sire

[upbeat bobcat]

I love how they just lose it, can't take it seriously.

[plucky void]

NOW I CAN FINALLY SAY 'LITERALLY ME'

[fading shuttle]

ayo we got a pocket prince here

[plucky void]

🤝

[craggy quarry]

Hehheheh pocket p

[upbeat bobcat]

Pocket old man

[ember kindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/701825991772995654/1024062194884821022/Screenshot_20220926-143259_Instagram.jpg?width=479&height=572

[craggy quarry]

Simp

Grand Theft Auto SIMP

[abstract path]

Top hoursglass bodybuild

L

Bottom hourglass superior

[stone blade]

@abstract path

[abstract path]

Wat

[stone blade]

what is thist

[abstract path]

Rex

[stone blade]

who dat homo

[abstract path]

You need da battery

[stone blade]

where

[abstract path]

From da capsule

[stone blade]

what capsule

[abstract path]

You spawn out of

Dummy

[stone blade]

?

bitch

[abstract path]

You go behind pod you get out of

[stone blade]

aha

[abstract path]

You see something to interact with

Open

[stone blade]

ope

[abstract path]

See battery

[stone blade]

oke

grab battery and give to rex

[abstract path]

The...way there is self explanatory

won't spoiler anything ;)

GL

You'll sure need it

[stone blade]

well

this is the 4th stage

the pod is on the 1st

lol

[abstract path]

Yeah

[stone blade]

oh

[abstract path]

Lmfao

At first realized now-

anyway gl unlocking this very awesome buddy

[stone blade]

what is this @abstract path

weird door

[abstract path]

Oh it opens sometimes sometimes not

Kinda like those 1st stage doors that look the same that are there too

[stone blade]

ah ye

[abstract path]

You'll get used to the different parts no worries

[stone blade]

when youre so fst

GO CRAZY AHAYWAWYAWDYWD GO STUPIDD

[abstract path]

Literally me

[stone blade]

what this

[abstract path]

Ooo

Moon items!

[stone blade]

oh

i died

ok

cool

again from seemingly nothing

[craggy quarry]

Isnt the original ome a 2d game?

[abstract path]

Yes

The 3d one is also cool asf

[craggy quarry]

Ooooh what a big change

[stone blade]

tomorrow i dont have a single lecture

gg

[abstract path]

Gg

[abstract path]

Me showing my bf my genius drawing methods how i make my drawings look do cool
Also me: 🤯

[stone blade]

yes

me not showing my gf stuff because I don't have one cuz of reasons
also me: 🍞

[abstract path]

@grizzled meadow

What are you testing

[grizzled meadow]

Fuck

So you can see it

What did you see?

[abstract path]

"Warned for testing reasons"

[grizzled meadow]

Where did you see it?

I was testing if we can shadow warn
Turns out we can't

[abstract path]

You tell me

[grizzled meadow]

Ah it's Pancake

Okay

[stone blade]

блин

[grizzled meadow]

p!clearinfractions @abstract path

[foggy mantle]

Successfully removed 2 infractions from @abstract path

[abstract path]

Wooooo

[grizzled meadow]

Pancake be snitchin'

[abstract path]

Yuh

So hru mister falco

[narrow lotus]

p!warn @grizzled meadow

[foggy mantle]

You cannot moderate Falcoman#0759 because they have equal or higher permissions.

[narrow lotus]

[abstract path]

Huh

[narrow lotus]

one day....

[abstract path]

Me when dead cells

Also i actually drew the hands right for once?!?!

~>

Big improvement

[narrow lotus]

alo

[abstract path]

That's cetirizin-ADGC

KSK-Pharma AG

Nothing bad just for your immune system

[stone blade]

ALOO

da?

[abstract path]

Also sorry for the mess >~<

Kinda just tidy from time to time

[stone blade]

you mean never

[abstract path]

Almost never

Yes

I wanna let out a fuckin creativity rush today god damn

[unkempt oasis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd_JMD0t5QU

[stone blade]

[abstract path]

IKR THO

L8ke he just

"Yep, thanks mate!"

[fading shuttle]

this is just how it is in the balkans

germoids wouldnt understand

[stone blade]

yeah

[abstract path]

So true though

I mean i get it lol

[grizzled meadow]

[upbeat bobcat]

p!ban @upbeat bobcat

[foggy mantle]

You are missing the mod.ban permission.
Use p!perms to learn more.

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/unexpected-didnt-expect-i-dont-know-what-i-expected-arrested-development-charlie-bluth-gif-16828385

Wowee, what did I miss

Dude became a god after 2 weeks

[stone blade]

p2w

[abstract path]

I kinda knew he had it in himself

Send him a congrast for his promotion from me @grizzled meadow

[upbeat bobcat]

Dude literally paid to become a god?

[ember kindle]

https://vxtwitter.com/ObamaEraCons/status/1574606265334079493?t=PSUv6Viz6CPucnf73L6lLg&s=09

[stone blade]

yeah

not only in Serbia

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-rules-rules-gif-18972022

[grizzled meadow]

He literally gave Grok a big hand, even both hands

He fixed much shit in these months

Especially a performance related thing

Now he's officially a dev

[grizzled meadow]

@hidden patio

[stone blade]

a hand and a leg

[grizzled meadow]

Fried chicken on a friday night

[abstract path]

Yooooo

Big time

[hidden patio]

Thank you!

[stone blade]

A PAIR OF JEANS THAT FIT JUST RIGHT

[abstract path]

No problem!

[stone blade]

gn folks

волк is out

[abstract path]

Ok gn sweet dreams

[abstract path]

Birds <3

[narrow lotus]

❤️

[atomic pewter]

Free birds

[ripe ibex]

freeeee biirrrrrd yeahhahhh

[plucky void]

ZRDAVSTSVUY

[atomic pewter]

The solo do be half the damn song lul

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7MDYxle1DE

[quartz saffron]

https://www.newsweek.com/spains-transit-mascot-bussi-delights-baffles-internet-nightmare-fuel-1745969

[upbeat bobcat]

Doesn't even play the game

What an ass kisser

[abstract path]

I played it yesterday want me to stab you?

It's free

[upbeat bobcat]

Played with what?

You said mom's not giving the laptop

[abstract path]

Well i grabbed it yesterday

Cuz she was gone

[upbeat bobcat]

I'll tell her

[abstract path]

Go ahead

[upbeat bobcat]

[plucky void]

"EA after seeing Cyberpunk 2077 be saved by an anime"

[abstract path]

Huh

Interestin

[upbeat bobcat]

Little do they know that they are too late

CP77 was a unique one but Battlefield kinda thing is just too common

[quartz saffron]

Forbidden Cinnabon https://fxtwitter.com/dailyloud/status/1574664386383384582?s=46&t=NqodcglLhmBxx4iuHw6slQ

[plucky void]

imagine it starts moving

better yet

IMAGINE THE SMELL

THE FOULEST STENCH IS IN THE AIR

THE FUNK OF FORTY THOUSAND YEARS

AND GRIZZLY GOONS FROM EVERY TOMB

ARE CLOSING IN TO SEAL YOUR DOOM

[upbeat bobcat]

...

[plucky void]

c'mon someone keep going

you know you want to

[abstract path]

Bs

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/indian-thriller-bollywood-golimar-donga-chiranjeevi-gif-17959423

[quartz saffron]

https://youtu.be/Yd47Z8HYf0Y

[plucky void]

nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEDGtQDDhoA

[atomic pewter]

https://youtu.be/spc3Py-oyTs

[abstract path]

But i have a bf ;(((((

[atomic pewter]

A singular bitch is enough

[abstract path]

Guess i am the bitch in question then

[plucky void]

https://www.pcgamer.com/its-finally-time-to-try-foxhole-the-tremendous-war-mmo-hitting-10-tomorrow/

Running With Rifles on steroids

[upbeat bobcat]

Tried once, got bored

[plucky void]

Renekton lookin different

[urban ocean]

average Germoid commercial transport truck https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/556979124166590485/1024459385013014668/agunTDhd0kWRFOQD.mp4

[quartz saffron]

https://youtube.com/shorts/KxKjt2-Z7ts?feature=share

[urban ocean]

Blizzard leading the way in inventing new ways to kill a game at launch.

[quartz saffron]

no amount of asses can bring this game back to life

[glad carbon]

especially with overwatch 1 not having widowmaker's ass nerfed like 2

[grizzled meadow]

Great film

[grizzled meadow]

Great video

[grizzled meadow]

Great fuckup

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/477195779417571329/1024184596084035704/SnapTik_7146528241203891502.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

Great real human bean

[glad carbon]

great frenchy

[urban ocean]

https://twitter.com/vulfyre/status/1574566067762266112

-` Han ´- (@vulfyre)

the ultimate #kirby
made by my friend as an early bday gift lol

Likes

247

Twitter · Sep 27, 2022, 1:06 AM

[glad carbon]

[upbeat bobcat]

Great ass

Oh wait, wrong chat.

[abstract path]

Dork

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/556979124166590485/1024482716667879544/bodywash.webm

[mortal dirge]

Great ass

bruh arrived late

[ember kindle]

reel human bean!

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5Z5aOuNZpo

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/he-was-forced-to-play-ffxiv-he-was-forced-to-play-he-was-forced-to-play-ffxiv-gif-22827495

game sux

[plucky void]

interesting idea to make an AI produce images based on each verse of the lyrics

some of the images go pretty hard

[slate crown]

everyone rn:

[glad carbon]

Singapore?

[slate crown]

bruh

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/729219572393181284/1024517815853666304/dogcooking.mp4

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/743508428546113658/1024138912492437594/ezgif-3-5225212657.gif

[mortal dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/polish-astolfo-astolfo-polish-polska-astolfo-astolfo-polska-polksa-gif-23651227

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[glad carbon]

nah

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/589519755615010828/1023333343632314481/F69441F4-04FD-4ECB-A51A-532DE0AA0988.gif

this man pops off

[echo slate]

I had no idea it even got cold in vietnam

[plucky void]

gets cold everywhere dood

white frost 'n shiet

[urban ocean]

https://youtu.be/k8e3Lzm2YDs

[plucky void]

oh no, portuguese

also they translated 'neighbor' as 'resident'

[slate crown]

only cold place that has snow is in the north, the south usually gets cold and rains a bit but that's it

[urban ocean]

https://youtu.be/TGAtMNn3td0

[craggy gulch]

STAKER THE HCIKEN STACKER MARKE ON THE STAXKRT CHCIKEN SLSKER!! ARTFUCT STUNKRT!!@ GOJN UN ARMOR STALK!!

[abstract path]

So true

[fading shuttle]

Phrog

[abstract path]

Chernobyl frog

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB-eSM5qXQE&list=RDHB-eSM5qXQE&start_radio=1

daily aniki

gas tank + the other thing that quadruples your fire damage is fucking bussin strong

[upbeat bobcat]

This gato loves to sit there and watch the rails

[slate crown]

she's dreaming

[real tinsel]

what a strange name for a cat

[red sand]

i can relate to that

but i'm even worse i go the speed limit clockwise

[craggy quarry]

Fuck my nitro is gone

[real tinsel]

where did it go

[craggy quarry]

Home 🫡

[real tinsel]

good for him

[grizzled meadow]

❤️

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/527091868534833152/1024233569482186752/019330835152433.mp4

[heady vapor]

https://twitter.com/fuckedupfoods/status/1574525523065114624

fucked up looking food (@fuckedupfoods)

jagersickles

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[slate crown]

my brother you haven't even heard about her name yet

literal translation for her name is "black dick"

[abstract path]

[slate crown]

because there's a small patch of black around her nether regions

[abstract path]

How

[slate crown]

genetics

[abstract path]

Genetics pog

And kinda succ

Lol

[placid sail]

@real tinsel I have an agent in Azerbaijan now

he may or may not be circling around your house as we speak

[slate crown]

bz11k using tiny feds connections to bomb khaas house

[placid sail]

nah it's my personal agents

https://tenor.com/view/rasputin-tiktok-gif-20775897

who is ironically tiny too

[grizzled meadow]

♻️

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/235164125196451840/1024623091688681482/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/940088961936810044/995132330693898270/SPOILER_SPOILER_image0_1-1-1-2-1.gif

[stone blade]

first translation text we get

is about fall/autumn

pretty fitting

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/754098483534758019/1017289965740236830/playing_tetris_effect_connected_for_the_first_time.mp4

[stone blade]

same

[abstract path]

Yes

Also same

[narrow lotus]

I do not speak London

Viva ISlanda!!!

[heady crow]

AAAAAA LESGOOO

[west owl]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276441788791914497/1024263506620579891/alone.mp4

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1IgYeC0nrg

I lost it when he said "it has a cock and ball vent"

[west owl]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/823908595686047824/1023554025557336155/Brazilian-army-training.mp4

[west owl]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/275388793039880213/1024677203243434125/unknown-10.png

[west owl]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/686899565558890547/1024446160271851631/unknown.png

[slate crown]

[plucky void]

WW3 (the game ) going f2p on the 29th

[slate crown]

💀

[plucky void]

Finally I get to check out how messy it is myself

going f2p usually means the game is doing badly, but from what I've seen it had some interesting ideas

oh well

find out tomorrow or something

[upbeat bobcat]

Old man opinion strikes again

[slate crown]

Millennials punching the air rn

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm punching my balls rn

[slate crown]

need a hand?

[upbeat bobcat]

Job's done

[slate crown]

aw

[plucky void]

I checked out the steam page

already has game as a service bullshit like battle passes and sucker coins

[plucky void]

you can set your loadout anyway you want but unlike BF2042 there's a weight system

you move slower if you're packin too much

so you can't be a sweaty tryhard using a bolt action sniper rifle + missile launcher to be anti-everything

not without some penalty, at least

[placid sail]

albino's lair

[plucky void]

bepis

[placid sail]

my pal right now who is not so big on leaving the house but is currently in entirely different country out of a rushed last minute decision:
https://youtu.be/63Lf3KpIIGM

[plucky void]

also tell me a paid game that went f2p out of the kindness of the devs' hearts

[heady crow]

The old man does spit out 📠

[upbeat bobcat]

Literally any abandonware game

[plucky void]

that's not a game that the devs made f2p

it's literally in the name: abandonware

I'm talking about games that are still supported by the devs

like gw2, swtor, this one

[upbeat bobcat]

You said a paid game that went f2p, we wouldn't know if they didn't wanna maintain it, it goes free

[plucky void]

"out of the kindness of the devs' hearts"

[upbeat bobcat]

And for "kindness", no one does anything kind for free so.

[plucky void]

important bit you left out

[upbeat bobcat]

We wouldn't know if they'd feel kind to abandon the game because they'd still make money selling it

[plucky void]

now that's whataboutism if I've ever seen it

[upbeat bobcat]

You tell it's kindness, they they we don't wanna maintain it

What is kindness

Companies are not one person

[plucky void]

good think I didn't say 'one person'

[upbeat bobcat]

If you gonna ask something like that, you gonna have an answer like this

Nothing is ever that "easy"

[stone blade]

@abstract path

I may have gone out of bounds

[upbeat bobcat]

Some publishers do free to play weekends, some might say it's because they are kind to allow starting from something like thursday, someone might argue it's because they want people to get addicted to it.

[stone blade]

lol

[plucky void]

the only ones I know made a 'good thing' about abandoning their games was id software, by releasing their source codes

[plucky void]

but even that's just the old id software, not the schmucks of today

[upbeat bobcat]

Same goes for technology, AMD released FSR 2.0 as open source like everything else they do, was it from their kindness or they are just desperate for publicity, can be both but AMD is not a one person.

Kindness is really a debatable topic, we wouldn't know.

[stone blade]

bro fuck carrying this battery man

[upbeat bobcat]

I'd say a "company" never does anything out of kindness because they need material to stay alive, it's their primary need but shit happens.

[stone blade]

@abstract path

what is this

oh its artifact code

i get it

[abstract path]

Lol

Imagine

[stone blade]

i imagine yes

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/930030583751532574/1023392131685031996/a25b6afb6456616891dee05ee02c40f3.mp4

[stone blade]

risk of rain is a perfectly normal game

or as i like to call it

lag simulator 👍

and im dead ofc

from nothing

cool

i see they made this one even more unblanced than the first one

gj hopoo

retrds

[eager quest]

skill issue

also the lag is on ur part

[abstract path]

Got there 2 times

[stone blade]

indeed

[eager quest]

@stone blade play ror2 with me

idk if i told u i have this game

had it for a long fucking while

[stone blade]

i dont want to

[eager quest]

why not

[ember kindle]

time to watch russian gas stream https://www.twitch.tv/russiangas228

just had to turn the heat up in my house for 5 mins, now i gotta sell my whole house, F bros

[plucky void]

sell your personal information to china so you don't go homeless

[stone blade]

I dont want to.

[eager quest]

you dont wanna play with me

i see

traitor

[stone blade]

no

[upbeat bobcat]

Imagine China doesn't have your information already?

[slate crown]

[eager quest]

is it because i said skill issue

[stone blade]

and i said yes

the fk else you want

[eager quest]

bruh

just cuz of that?

anyways time to play hunt showdown

[plucky void]

I know China already has full dossiers on each and every one of us here

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-mass-effect-joking-time-gif-18610540

[slate crown]

the only thing you'll see in my dossier are pages and pages of hentai

[slate crown]

but fr though what the fuck would they even use our information for?

[plucky void]

kidnapping our family

[slate crown]

man the media really fucked you up

i even got recommended a video of how the chinese have infiltrated the Whitehouse and all this conspiracy bs

nice try youtube but im not being radicalized that easily

[upbeat bobcat]

I was born in rice farms, molded by it

[ember kindle]

i have rice blood flowing in my veins

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/malta-derby-potatoes-i-have-potato-blood-in-my-veins-gif-23608538

[ember kindle]

ye that was my reference

[upbeat bobcat]

my fav

[slate crown]

real

[narrow lotus]

[ember kindle]

my life is rice

[upbeat bobcat]

I feel sad when we sell the rice

[slate crown]

i am rice

[ember kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/livony-taoqan-rp-gif-26033787

[upbeat bobcat]

What the hell

Bring back my beloved malta farmers

[slate crown]

likes Metallica

[upbeat bobcat]

Ikr, built different

[slate crown]

constructed alternatively

[narrow lotus]

his name is Freckles

[upbeat bobcat]

[slate crown]

all my favorite youtubers either fell off or are in jail rn 💀

[glad carbon]

🤨

Jail for what?

[crimson heron]

jail for what?

[slate crown]

depending on who is it though

i can only remember a few

[glad carbon]

Average Minecraft YouTuber acts...

[slate crown]

yea those

[glad carbon]

[real tinsel]

that is a very great name for a cat

[slate crown]

my grandma gave her that name when she was first adopted

[real tinsel]

what strange coincidence, i was circling around my house as you spoke at approximately 3:15 pm in my local time

could your so called "agent" happen to be partially bald, 1.7 meters, around 22 years old and have a very distinguishable face with a limpy walk?

[slate crown]

he only limps like that after I'm done with him

[real tinsel]

my grandma used to call me "qara daşşağ" which means "black testicles" verbatim

[slate crown]

legend

[real tinsel]

most grandmas here call their grandsons like that for some reason

[slate crown]

true

[real tinsel]

i swear old people in my country are unhinged

[slate crown]

same here as well

[placid sail]

the height is about right, but he's not bald and he's 30 something

perhaps he overdid the disguise a bit

[real tinsel]

when a fight occurs between an old woman and some other old woman/man, they usually lift up their dress and show their opponent their crotch, saying "come eat it"

and they do this in public

[glad carbon]

Dude my ma used to call me her little beaner????

[real tinsel]

i don't even know what that means

[slate crown]

tf is that emote

[glad carbon]

Use google

[real tinsel]

i did

i only ask questions if i've googled them first

[glad carbon]

It's a pretty rude word to call a Mexican, no idea about the origin

[slate crown]

most older people here refer to younger people (early 20s and below) as "cu" which literally means penis

[glad carbon]

Wack

[slate crown]

I'm just confused as you are my man

plus we don't even have a scientific name for "penis", we mostly use surrogate words to refer to it

[hushed marsh]

Imagine like

going to med school

and your doctor starts talking about

the cock

now turn to this page in your textbooks

todays class is about the wiener

[slate crown]

"cu" is a playful way to refer it
"cặc" is the swear word version of it
and "cậu nhỏ" is the most formal way to refer it

everyone uses that last one

even med students and doctors

[hushed marsh]

mandatory cậu nhỏ inspection

[slate crown]

there's a shit ton of ways you can say penis though, sky's the limit really

[real tinsel]

@slate crown can inspect my cậu nhỏ any time of the day he wishes

[hushed marsh]

ayo

[slate crown]

bruh 💀

dms

now

[hushed marsh]

group dm?

[real tinsel]

i don't remember allowing women

[slate crown]

you don't even have one

[hushed marsh]

discrimination

[slate crown]

no wamen allowed

[real tinsel]

show us your dick. @hushed marsh

[hushed marsh]

I cant, they took mine 😔

[slate crown]

god this is like high school all over again

[real tinsel]

dickless

no dicks?

[hushed marsh]

no dick?

no balls?

[real tinsel]

it's plural

unbelievable

[hushed marsh]

there was that one dude on reddit who had two dicks

[real tinsel]

did you ever have a dick, @hushed marsh ?

[hushed marsh]

I did actually

[real tinsel]

you seem to be lying about being a man previously

[slate crown]

and probably no butthole since this guy feeds on radiation

[hushed marsh]

Ive never lied about it

Lol

[real tinsel]

every man knows that men are born with 2 dicks in case you lose one

[slate crown]

bro i wish

[hushed marsh]

Good ol Johnny Two-Cock

[real tinsel]

one for friends

[slate crown]

i feel like 3 people relationships would be surprisingly common if that were a thing though

[upbeat bobcat]

@narrow lotus

[hushed marsh]

Some people do that

[real tinsel]

why

[hushed marsh]

sometimes even more than 3

[real tinsel]

even if i had 3 dicks i'd still be in a monogamous relationship

[slate crown]

my gf talked about polygamy or something like that

[upbeat bobcat]

People like to micromanagement things

[slate crown]

a guy that has more than 2 wives

[hushed marsh]

Having only one girlfriend is for casuals

[real tinsel]

that's what makes him a 10

[narrow lotus]

birb moment

[real tinsel]

i like to play all my games casually and in singleplayer

[hushed marsh]

damn, sleepy bitch hours, I only woke up like 3 hours ago and I still want to take a nap

[hushed marsh]

Honestly same sometimes

You just wanna relax

[real tinsel]

i can't possibly ever maintain a relationship due to my schizophrenia and partially diagnosed bipolar thingy

[hushed marsh]

Oh yikes, thats too relatable

[real tinsel]

speaking from experience

[narrow briar]

but man there are some games that are really fun just to run around in circles in

[real tinsel]

shake my hand dickless man

[hushed marsh]

I know bringing up Elder Scrolls is a one way ticket to cringe baby jail, but I like Morrowind as my casual game

[narrow briar]

am a simple man

i see gothic, i play

[hushed marsh]

So you are either German, or Polish

which is it

[real tinsel]

morrowind is still installed in my pc, waiting to be played again

[hushed marsh]

I love it honestly

Smoke some weed

hop on Morrowind

its a good night

[narrow briar]

you can legally smoke in your place? :<

[hushed marsh]

Yeah Im Canadian

[narrow briar]

i don't know, take a guess

[real tinsel]

can't do that, will probably end up maiming someone

[narrow lotus]

h

[real tinsel]

i

[hushed marsh]

Im going based off the PL in your name so Polish

[narrow briar]

yaaay

Good hit

[hushed marsh]

It helped me, its probably mostly the meds, but it helps

Everyone is different though

[narrow briar]

yeah, different people react differently

[hushed marsh]

I have like a chronic pain issue though, so having a body that isnt fighting me probably helps my mental health too

[real tinsel]

alcohol gives me hallucinations and makes me delusional. I try my best to stay away from anything that might "activate" my mental illness

drugs are a part of that

[hushed marsh]

At least you know what works, jokes aside Im glad you've figured out how to live with it

Some people cant, and its game over for them

[real tinsel]

most triggers for mental illness stuff is stress or recreational stuff

[narrow briar]

trying to be a real person is so tiring, isn't it?

[real tinsel]

i've learned to manage stress better which helps me when dealing with annoying ass customers

[hushed marsh]

Yeah

[narrow briar]

oh God customer service

[hushed marsh]

Customer service makes people without mental illnesses want to kill themselves

So yeah

Im glad my interactions with customers is limited at my job rn

If I had to do customer service and university at the same time Id be back in the hospital

[narrow briar]

...university.

[real tinsel]

customer service is something that requires patience and once you acquire that patience it becomes easy

patience is a skill

so you can learn it

[hushed marsh]

med school specifically :)

[real tinsel]

my dad could NEVER deal with old people the same way i do

[upbeat bobcat]

@grizzled meadow

[real tinsel]

he'd yell at their face and become visibly red after having to deal with them for 5 minutes

[hushed marsh]

sounds like you had a fun father

[real tinsel]

i did

i still do he isn't dead

[hushed marsh]

my mother is like that but in a bad way, cant stand her

[stone blade]

@abstract path what is this shit

[real tinsel]

he's just not as fun as he used to be, now he can only verbally abuse due to his old man bones

[real tinsel]

ah wait you meant something else by "fun"

[narrow briar]

I would disagree with that, customer service is something that might be something different to the generic term of patience

[hushed marsh]

English isnt my first language

Sometimes I forget how to write it properly

[narrow briar]

are you undercover French?

[hushed marsh]

Yep

[real tinsel]

she's canadian so she's french

sorry i forgot women exist for a moment there

[hushed marsh]

Its fine, Im not gonna like

Get on your ass about it

Im not that sensitive lol

[upbeat bobcat]

Moon once made me cry and was proud about it

[hushed marsh]

I still am

[upbeat bobcat]

See? Quick response bam

You actually didn't

We don't even know each other

[narrow briar]

excuse me what

[hushed marsh]

I need to try harder then

[real tinsel]

@hushed marsh is the type of women i'm trying to stay away from relationship-wise

[upbeat bobcat]

Why

[hushed marsh]

Feeling's mutual, Im not into men

[real tinsel]

people like that are fun to hang out with and the sex is great but i've never met one who is into monogamy

and my old man brain can't handle the knowledge that my girlfriend wants to sleep with other people

[upbeat bobcat]

You sleep with walls all the time

[real tinsel]

i didn't say @hushed marsh i said people like @hushed marsh

[hushed marsh]

There was a compliment at the start of this so Im gonna be happy about it

[real tinsel]

you live in canada why would i want a relationship with you

long distance sucks ass

[hushed marsh]

True

sorry the brain rot kicked in, my brain is smooth again

You ever like, idk if you guys have pets or not, but I have a dog and sometimes Im just sitting at my PC doing things

And I remember I have a dog

and I suddenly want to stop whatever Im doing to go pet my dog

[upbeat bobcat]

[narrow lotus]

[real tinsel]

mine come ask for pets themselves

[narrow lotus]

man this is some wattpad shit

[hushed marsh]

my dog is lazy and spends the whole day on the couch

[real tinsel]

they stand right in front of my door then meow repeatedly in progressively higher tones until i let them in and pet them

but i don't pet them most of the times because i feel like i'd be bothering them

if i was a cat i wouldn't want someone to come touch me unexpectedly

[plucky void]

my pets make a habit of constantly reminding me they exist

[real tinsel]

as a human when someone touches me unexpectedly i want to punch them in the face

[hushed marsh]

true

[narrow lotus]

same, when they shit the floor

goddamn my dogs smell sometimes so bad

[plucky void]

that's not even the worst thing my pets do

[upbeat bobcat]

And they like to breath to your face directly

[narrow briar]

I have a couple fantastic cats and a great dog, and I used to have two more... well in my parents' house in the countryside, I haven't been there for ages

[plucky void]

one will just randomly start meowing loud as fuck as if armageddon was upon us

another will just walk up to me and start rubbing itself against my legs

regardless of what I'm doing

[narrow lotus]

i dont see how thats worse than shit on the floor but ok

[plucky void]

try dealing with that at 3am

every single night

it's like having a baby

except it never grows up

[narrow lotus]

try dealing with ur dog having diahreea at 3 am

[upbeat bobcat]

Cats are night animals so

[plucky void]

many times I almost fell down the staircase when I'm going up or downstairs

because that fucking cat decides it wants to rub against my legs while I'm walking on the stairs

[upbeat bobcat]

Oh

Then they are just tryin to kill you

Typical

[plucky void]

my brother's dog doesn't like being left alone in the backyard and will absolutely not stop barking until we let that filthy bitch inside

[narrow briar]

best cats are the ones who cuddle you instead of just letting you cuddle them

[plucky void]

and then she goes inside and immediately does one of 3 things

1 shits on the floor
2 pisses on the floor (sometimes 1 and 2 go together)
3 eats the cat's shit from the litterbox

and then we send her outside again

[upbeat bobcat]

[plucky void]

and then she starts barking again until we let her in again

[upbeat bobcat]

Built different

[plucky void]

we were gonna donate her to someone else but my brother is a selfish fuck and decided to keep her

in a house that already has 10 cats, mind you

[hushed marsh]

too many cats

[upbeat bobcat]

[plucky void]

he doesn't clean after her messes

spoiled her to hell and back and then to hell again

[hushed marsh]

imagine having 10 cats and going

[plucky void]

to the point where she absolutely does NOT accept staying outside

[hushed marsh]

yeah one more sounds nice

[plucky void]

if it were one more cat, it would've been fine

[wide bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/456076296657567749/1024583879845232710/Goofy_ah_scanner.mp4

[plucky void]

we used to have 12 at one point

and it was fine

but a dog in a house full of cats

is just asking for trouble

we've been "steadily" losing our cats (1 per year at average) due to old age. They all friggin' old

[abstract path]

What the fuck

Where did you find it

[stone blade]

I found like

3

on that chinese looking stage

with the big circles

[abstract path]

I dun no that stage

3:

[urban ocean]

https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2022/09/28/70a5e56288dbc26c.mp4

[slate crown]

my man's stacking buffs

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599006925560086538/1024501388593594468/Just-a-subtle-marshmallow-prank.mp4

[slate crown]

i take it she doesn't swallow

[plucky void]

not an entire egg, she doesn't

holy shit she's pourin out

lmao

[urban ocean]

Yeah I was just expecting some spitting, but this is glorious

[slate crown]

i wasn't expecting that level of vomiting over a raw egg

[urban ocean]

SAMONELLA

[slate crown]

that's like 1 in a million chance

[urban ocean]

I know

If it's a pasteurized egg (which it likely is), risk is super low

[slate crown]

shiet we don't have pasteurized eggs and i still eat them raw (sometimes)

[upbeat bobcat]

Our time has come

[slate crown]

phew im just 1 inch over

[narrow lotus]

@ripe hollow Ivan "Alo" Ivanovi

[slate crown]

my gf's 5'6

time to throw her off of the roof

[narrow lotus]

nobody : nothing
pangolin : yea so my gf

[slate crown]

what?

not my fault i love her so much

[plucky void]

built different, just like crystal

[narrow lotus]

you go king