#🎪bruh-fart
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2k?
2000
nah 2000 euros
maybe i'll log in this morning to spite you 
maybe
you savages
time to dm you on D2
Bro why can't i play with u guys tho-
you can?
no one said you couldn't

@slate crown good luck having people with 10+ IQ on the nightfall
had a dude yesterday, rank 173 or so in the season pass playing like a first timer in a shooter
A WHAT? 
Bro i can't 
how the fuck
dude its probably like someone who grinded the fuck outta them 3 years ago them played when they saw the new expansion
rusty beyond belief

season passes reset every 3 months so everyone is rank 1 again
thats fucked
unbelievably
so the dude grinded out 17 tiers every day or bought them flatout
me

''Puts holographic sight on everything''
Song: Июльские Дни - Не для меня
Tarkov so lonely i relate to it in real life too
minus the guns
and the sick ass lonely urban environments
you get the mall WITH people pre-war, and maybe customs
its more or less the same
shoreline with a bunch of old people in their rooms, no vacancies
hewwo
Do you know Common Rain Frog?
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you might not like it, but this is what peak male physique looks like
need my calcium
i already know
because that's literally you
me fr
ok but
for the next week or two i'll walk around while listening to the blade runner ost thinking im in their universe
yes
why would you want to be in a dystopia 
cuz its cool
now i have to shower too?
im literally not
i want my hair to be clean thats the main thing
BROOOOOO
why does my professor have a youtube channel
WHERE HE PLAYS GAMES
WTF

sick
this aint real
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bruhhh
thats
very very specific
its a vibe tho
we know yes
reminds me to finally buy an HP Lovecraft book
okay
Yooo this is so cool wish 8 had a prod like tat
susser bacchus
What
oh n
Once i get in the shower
there will be so much red water coming out cuz of the red dye
it will be like a murder scene
Amazing
❤️
Waltuh, support the Finnish army waltuh, they need you waltuh.
its so huge
the fk you want
.....
Why are they blushing 
Always first option
cringe
Ofc
No.
Woke up at the spot made the bitch pop (pop pop) 
Wha
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oh shit
Me when
OK BU T
I HATE
WHEN
SOMEONE
SENDS ME A VOICE MESSAGE
in the middle of my music vibing sessions
fuck off ya cunt
Lmao
me seeing my rich classmates go to Dubai because fuck everyone my parents are corrupt lawyers
😏
Dafuck are you gonna do in Dubai
Go somewhere at least have a stable culture or smtn
bro vietnam could use a futuristic dystopia or two, we need a boost in our economy 
we're already making electric cars better than the Musk's Teslas so...fingers crossed
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Ah, yeah
thats the thing, Musk's Teslas are really just overpriced, the quality is rly bad
Their stupidity rises once again
yeaup we're making it affordable for everyone and as long as you have a subscription they'll replace all the batteries you want
in the future the Chinese will most likely win the electric market, they are already thinking of mass producing an electric car
and guess where they wanna sell them first?
right , in the US
that would be a power move
yea but we're America's favorite child, not china 
i mean Vietnamese would probably just work on chinese cars since u have alot of cheap workforce
same as China themselves
Musk himself turned into a clown lately
he is making retarded decisions and lost alot of faith
most likely but we usually stay away from anything china related because we still got beef with them
yeah but u know that saying
money does not stink
chinese stink of rice
ey
USA tries to win over electric market , but they are dumb and make electric SUVs and Trucks
which makes them super expensive and not that efficent
yeah , we reveal the new Ford F150 Electric, starting at 120k USD
ledy just watch the video I sent, it explains everything much better than I do 
bruh
Pray to god that they will someday accuire a tiny bit more brain
🙏
can't spell america without piece of shit (ford)
Average Slavic moment
why not 
Agreed pango 🤝
bro not these mobile game ads 💀
Not these ads ong 💀
false advertising is what it's called
lvl 1 Crook @eager quest v.s lvl 100 Mafia Boss @narrow lotus
he don't bite
But he eat
yeah , he just swallows you entirely
?
And shit
polish mfs punching the air rn
My mother be like
I am romanian and i approve i am not from Poland
good for you ledy
cease.
My mother is polish but i am not
i can't watch edgerunners or else i would've been depressed for a week 
That makes you part pole. I'm sorry for your loss.
Don't care didn't ask 
I don't live there neither does my mom lol
Doesn't matter, in your blood. I'm sorry for your unfortunate situation 😞
But look on the brightside. At least you aren't French.
I have atleast a riny bit of french blood in me which explains the sillyness
Oh no.
let me break it to you
people are stupid regardless of nationality
But the French take the cake
bruh
But i make cake :<
The Guy is Acting Like a Cow and He is Mooing and he is Mooing Nonstop.
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holy shit he's not dead 
nah he do be dead tho
been so long bro how you doing?
why does this guy looks familiar?
it's uhhhhhhhhh fineeee hehe, as long as you don't leave the house
He does all those weather reports
Frankie is a good soul
Frankie is a national treasure 
great to see you again that's all that matters to me
time to die
pls
Hi busy
not the ananas 
Italy just got an LoTR fanatic as a leader
Italiano*
Don't remind that thank you
bruh
How soon till we get dwarf italians
Never
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had a stroke typing that extra "n"
hello uh sees "17 and taken" oh hey Crystal what's up!
I just couldn't distinguish the person addressing me
Yes yes
cos Crystal is changing his name and pfp once an hour
Give the man some slack
He's been out of the server for months
He missed a lot of shit
IT'S BEEN YEEEEEEEEARS
definitely
He sure did
He went to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism
SssPACE
@placid sail when he comes back and sees 9000+ new messages
heard about the live action cutscenes from this game but never played it 
germans
There's something very surreal when you're listening to orthodox chants
wtf 
facts facts facts
you gonna get smacked for that one 
Or even better
German duolingo
it's just a meme pls don't kill me 
it'll depend on how they feel like
yes
I'm playing smash again (big mistake)
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am i on mars?
at least 2 good things happened today, bz11ks resurgence and albino upload
Music video by Ice Cube performing It Was A Good Day.
albino, you fucking idiot
Nikolai needs to come back

Guys, help.
albino, you beautiful beautiful person
become ungovernable

oh my god last nikolai's video was a year ago 
For real
did you eat something you weren't supposed to? how long have you suffered from this constipation
drink more water and pray to god
About to walk out the door
huh, there's usually a cause
Gotta poop again
how old are you? asking for medical purposes
39 lol
Dude you old

Getting the ol pooper checked out in Novembre
"brainfarter is so old they can't stop pooping, live at 5"
I thought I was old around here
@urban ocean dude you're most likely experiencing your second puberty

welcome to oldhood
Is this what teen women feel like?
Just uncontrollable bowels
it happens to everyone bro
unless there's blood in your poop or it looks really weird or it's very watery, there's probably nothing to worry about
again, drink more water and pray your ass will spare your life today
now you gotta invest in those fiber gummies or else it'll get worse
Yup
fiber is extremely important now
Now I'm done. I feel empty
Tmi
yeah I wouldn't advice adding anything to the mix right now 
man's just shidded his entire body weight 
Also that shit happens like one day you can't shit and other day diarrhoea. I'm not saying it's normal but can happen in general.
I feel 9 pounds lighter
Depends on your genetics
he might not need them now, but he's going to need it eventually
Probably the worst experience was a 5 day ftx where we had no shitter and just ate mres for 3 meals a day
bowel problems usually strike men in their late 30s to early 40s
Also psychological effects some people's bowels so goddamn hard
I thought for a moment "why am I engaging in a conversation about some guy's poop now" and then horrible answer came to mind "the alternatives are worse"
truly, the darkest timeline

so now you've done shidded i suggest you watch your diet and drink ALOT of water from now on
eat less fatty foods, eat more greens
Might be psychological
at 40, 1 cup of coffee= 1 cup of laxatives for certain people
Also do you smoke?
I have no bad habits
that shit will go straight through you and you either get constipated for days or get liquid diarrhea
it wasn't that bad at all to like tense up and start changing your life over it guys
A little??
it was a single act of shit terror by his ass, no weird symptoms, no anything
I did lol, 25 years ago
skill issue 
gayming
I had all my fun between 18 and 25
🙏
wtf
tl:dr "you're fuckin old so watch out"
might be something in his family
yea
shiet I've got a solid chance of getting diabetes from my moms side
More than 10 years ago, I was having social anxiety and severe depression attacks, whenever I was smoking, I literally had to go shit for like 10 mins straight.
Jeez
Psychological effects fucks you up physically and mentally
If it's nothing major, just give it time and everything will return to normal because the more you overthink about "if something's bad" it'll go bad.
since we're sharing poop facts
as long as you watch what you eat, you're good honestly
That's what I've learned my whole life smh
Damn, no cheese life
Must be hard
I once attended a funeral of a relative in another city, and the whole atmosphere and situation was so uncomfortable to me that I couldn't poop for like 5-6 days until I ran away from there
i can still eat that no problem but too much dairy at once still fucks me up
vietnamese people don't drink milk
It's a strange fuckin thing. Some days you can go for a little before fucks you up, sometimes you just eat whole breakfast
they chew on bones to get calcium
And that
I heard about that east asia and lactose thing
Or west
I dunno
yea but thank god I've got an iron stomach genetics from my moms side
she's 45 rn and she can literally eat anything without trouble at all

she literally eats sugary shit before bed and still sleeps without any issue
while my ass will stay up till 3am if i drank a drop of slightly sweet tea
That's a strange sentence to imagine
Not sure if it's a welcome one or not
But I get what you mean kek
basically most of our flaws are out of our control, so we shouldn't stress over it and live our lives as best we can
this is the most dad thing you could possibly sent 
NOW what's happening to my body?
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@urban ocean needs this rn

oh shit that's a classic
@placid sail how are you doing apart from being busy?
to say that stuff is tense here right now would be a bit of an understatement
We all know you joined freedom
I should be fine, but it's not certain, nothing is
Heard about the shit but can't imagine how it feels anyway
suffering from others stupidity is stupid
discord be like that
imagine yourself rambling about how Turkey goes to shit
now it's ten times more intense and frightening
and eeeeeveryone is talking about it
all day, nonstop, everywhere
Yikes
one of my closest pals is flying to Kazahstan soo
@placid sail you seem stressed, have mouse girl
another acquaintance has arrived to Baku already, so khaaytil could have said them hi if he would leave his house voluntarily
bestie's sister and her bf already gone abroad too
everyone is either booking it fast or laying really low

eh it's fine, I'm fortunate enough to have some... safety measures in place to feel a bit more certain
but shit's flying to hell much faster now
it's the least i can do, you have my best wishes bz11k
||that's me slowly losing it lol||
aren't we all
yeahhh
Yeah
it aint slowly for me

tell us about it, dad of war
just dealing with people actively being retards
ohhhh
mirrors eh?
Sorta
dude
Other servers you can say rather
And i believe the mirror would sometimes have more iq then them even
shhhh
oh yeah also my boss is thinking about leaving too
it seems like soon I'll be the only person left here
Huh
just me and the bunker full of old bloodthirsty psychopaths
This is fine 
- bz go pay us taxes and make us a breakfast
- fuck youuuuu
- we're gonna make you seat on a bottle you stupid cunt
- you haven't left the bunker for a year now
- ... you're so fucked when we leave it eventually
you just described #🎪bruh-fart 
._. You what 🗡️
case in point 
you made our bloodthirsty child upset
crystal about to give me the 1am London experience
aka bruno at my front door
well said
That hike through europe gon do things to me
gonna turn you into an unpleasant gradient
oh hey bruno x ares ship is going nicely I see
yoooo
i helped 
Pango was our 3rd wheel
i was just vibing
Pango the wingman
actually it was more like bruno being the third wheel


What about your gf pango
she likes to watch
she'll understand
Ofc
or this 
Wifegolin going behind Bruno and spreading those cheeks
💀
i think she would mind, she would wanna be involved drilling his cheeks
Pangolin would have an argument with her over who gets to taste Billy Jr.'s cake first
ono
we're sitting in a chat with the pals and somebody asks him like are you staying or not
and he shouts WEAKLINGS and post this
There is a good chance that our trench romance will become a reality
Sadly for pango and ares maybe
Me
nah i'm totally fine with it
......I am speechless
I'll gladly eat brunos ass if the opportunity arises
I'm afraid I cannot accommodate you anymore buddy
Thank you for giving your word for this 
go wild 
Hike through russia cancelled

today ladies and gents
i went for sport class
we signed on the rulebook and all that stuff
and at the end
we got scolded and insulted for how out signtures are trash and that we're only good for sweeping the streets
.......
👍
balkan moment
"I rule young blood with an iron fist" - some middle-aged deadbeat coach, probably
i cant have confidence
i dont drink alcohol
Pangoo. When we get drunk on call tho?
no money for alcohol rn 
Your gf needs to get on those furry commissions
i said the same thing
And the answer?
probably involves pango and pineapples
Ay
You gotta wife her
furry porn is like some weird loophole in the world's economics
it's kinda like japan with hentai
that or I'm just not willing to accept there's a lot of furries out there who's also rich for some reason
they're everywhere in the military too, can't forget that
"owo commits several warcrimes "
Yep
Vietnams military service must be a trip then
bro i don't think they know what furries are 

oh yea definitely
but immense bullying is still apart of our culture at all ages so they'll most likely keep it a secret
still not as bad as japans
True true
I do agree there
And 1% of the furry community has actually no problems whatsoever
Their just there
Madelyn furry confirmed
heff cownfideynce
Ah
crystal might be an anomaly, but "its" definitely not a furry by any means
crystal is just trynna 100% their build, they will spec into furry sooner or later
More like curry
Stephen curry? 
Madelyn what's your height and weight
lies, crystal is short, they got short energy
Oh
I'm sure weight won't be checking up but wtill
at least im double your bodyweight 
Bruh curry is old af
i can still pride myself on saying crystal is short cus im 183
what gender are you @abstract path
oh no
Male for now
don't call me dumbass
You can't spell female without male
blame your fucking bio 
imma be honest crystal, ive been exclusively referring you as they because i geniunely have no fucking clue what you were
Ehhhhhhhh
"what" you are 
Imma be honest i didn't know what to be either
Homeboy being curry from now on
I am honest
dont switch too often, my brain can barely handle school pls
Well tbh I'll just go by male for now cuz i am trans but kinda accept who i am physically so i am like "yeah, a decision finally"
I've come a long way since 12th grade tbh
these days i actually think i look decent most of the time
:)

Juan
Pedro
And where is gutavo
yeh
just like me fr ong
i mean
idk about mental illnesses but
sometimes i fucking feel like i have dyslexia
idk why but rarely when im typing words be it english or bulgarian
Ofc
i would spell the word with like 6 mistakes
You're bulgarian

and steal your berries
I like visitors
i dont
So that's on ya
ua
😩
me and my roommate have this joke where if he goes to the shop and says
do you want something
im like "yeah buy me some will to live" and hes like
"aha white monster got it"

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cringe
Get the monsoon skins of different characters
Rn i only got the one from rex
Which was easy to get cuz of how easy he is to actually navigate
how do i get them
haha this is so funny, im like: "ye but can run stalker anomaly with 330 mods in dx11 without crashing cuz its amd?"
i think its just #🎪bruh-fart
rebecca fergusson such a kewtie
facts
stuck at 79
nvm that was a repost
Idk
Check background processes
i was mid vid smh
got less money for alcohol now?
ye
shieet
am i stupid
but i can just get some from my workplace if im lucky 
cheating the system
we love you no matter how autistic you are ivan
what
getting free alcohol from workspace and weed from the place next door
i kid i kid 
@lusty sonnet
still need to see the movie
same
same
welp
might as well use this time to cry my heart out again 
need to vent some emotions
have fun pangoo
i will


god they really made one of my biggest fear a reality in the anime
losing people i love
I'd rather die tbh
just like him fr
just a few days ago i had a dream about a friend getting violently hit by a car as well
it was too real 
I've never been so happy to wake up my entire life
I've had a few dreams where i was crying so hard I started choking on my own fluids
they were BAD
I had a dream where i got late to one of my biggest exams and i got in a fight with the teacher and got expelled
yall be having real asf dreams damn. One dream i had a few days ago was just me having working headphones which lead me to be sad again when i found out that they still are broken
last dream I remember is a friend of mine bought me a gun for my birthday and took me to a shooting range
Happiest Finnish man
can't even remember what gun it was 

but yes one of my biggest fear is waking up one day and realizing the one i loved is no longer around
so im spending as much time with everyone i love as much as possible
Hopefully u never get to experience that , none of us
yes
wholesome brainfart

i feel alot better now
@abstract path wandering vagrant is the most bullshit boss ever
real
Skill
issue
magma worm is worst imo
magma is ez
this fucking jellycringe uses that ability where it nearly one shots you every 5 seconds
like
FUC K OFF
i thought you meant the first
no

2nd
lul
sometimes i wish i wasn't so emotionally attached to certain things
meh happens. Better than being completely emotionally numb
can't even enjoy shows that have depressing endings anymore
onto romcom seasonal animes then
I'll be broken for a week
its like i know exactly where this man is right now in his life mentally
gotta love that i havent watch an ep of the show nor i think i will, still know the fate of the main characters, gotta love the youtube random ass algorithm spam
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ye i succesfully kept myself from all spoilers expect rebecca but then my friend accidentally spoiled some more 
canon ending in my heart 
i just binged it in 2 days
you can cope with this
i binged 86 in 2 days
copium overdose rn
still cry myself over to sleep fr
yeah issues smhsmh
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now we know why Smasher is called Smasher
@grizzled meadow
gave bruno a quickie
wake up babe new sex 01/01 dropped
ayo 🤨

uh oh
wait how do i do the lines across my texts?
like this?
ye
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inventor of the strand-type game
i ruined the bit 💀
meh my youtube recommendations are shit today
same here
I posted this here the other day. 10/10
ye her 200k sub face reveal got on my recommended so checked out the rest of her channel
content is boomin
mines are always crap the home page shouldnt exist
I'm less surprised at it being a man than I am of that voice changer making such a legit woman's voice
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alr alr pango pango
how about. Upper lower split with an arm day and i split some of my back work to lower days. So i work out the smaller muscles rear delts, teres minor etc on upper and then lats, traps on lower days
glad im not the only one who's getting fucked up tonight

since i plan on doing a pretty minimalistic routine for legs anyways itd give me some wiggle room
how boomin would that be
sounds like a solid plan
go kill them king
LESGO
just gotta figure out what to super and giant set and then we are off to the races
in 4 hours 
fek
was thinking of a banger cable curl into tricep pushdown into upright row giant set
might be boomin
yea for super sets i like to go safe and do cable excersises
Don't drink as much as I used to
machines are good too
is this still english
is it actually weed or is it a cat's vomited furball like the pic you sent earlier
ok now i can't unsee it 
i told them to roll it into a joint for me as well
it smells like skunk dookie, it's the good shit
that zaza?
yes, the zaza
idk it all smells awful to me
yea you're like my gf then
she's fine with me smoking it as long as i don't hotbox it
my brother sometimes forgets he doesn't own this house and smokes indoors
the entire house stinks like burnt shit for hours
some do smell bad to me, but the ones that smell like a rainy day
i love it
Real
fake
But yk what's worse?
it's always the brothers 
playing gambit alone is also bad






