#🎪bruh-fart
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uaii, eu am meditatii maine, dar o sa fiu acasa mai pe seara
7 si juma'...ceva de genul?
cred
Sometimes you just wanna.....break down...
Go sleep
yeah go sleep or something
maybe , then i remember im still young and i wanna enjoy life more
how much do you sleep daily or how much do you rest?
so i try to motivate myself not to be a depressed shit
geniunely, idk what this entire situations about, take a fuckin nap if you are so beaten down emotionally you cant do anything
and i never think about my own death cuz why would i
sure, i went through tough times, i am in a rough position
but
its all part of life
i try to fix it and move on
I wanna cry that's what
Prolly not even my bad parenting
just cry if you wanna and feel like it
theres absolutely nothing wrong with it
its a way to vent and imo relieve stress
It's my one of two ways to relieve stress....hahaha
I mean i once even fucking...i cried a whole week once
It was....alot happening and i just thought alot that one week
Right after a break up too
also, my previous question
Ah?
how many hours of sleep/rest do you get daily?
Oh yesterday i got 11 hours of sleep
I usually get 10
Or 8
Was moody today once i woke up
Or got woken up
better than me
u need a healthy hobby that doesnt involve attaching to people or internet shit
my sleep is fucked
Going outside?
Sinply just walking?
Does that count?-
I mean i also draw
And do poems sometimes
that sounds good stuff
i mean, only thing recently going on for me is
trying to live through the fact that i am an absolute fucking neanderthal when it comes to math
and that im sick out of nowhere
Hahaha
I can do alot of brain stuff
Thus i limit myself with just games
Why i don't do anything about it? Kinda waitin for summin
Not a sign, no
Waiting for something else
an emission?
I wish 
That'd be me in stalker every 30 minutes after getting every artefact from a map
time to wait more time off and get more artifacts
at least you play good games
hey its ya boi, here to tell ya that elden ring felt like a downgrade in quality and fun boss and enemy design compared to ds3
What about dark souls?
i am fighting a boss irl too rn
it being the will to play tarkov
i dont wanna
this game will achieve me nothing but sadness
dark souls 1 me no like, my favorites are ds3, then ds2 and then the rest of the series
Why you no like ds1?
i dont count sekiro in this because it exists in a league of its own
bruh ds1 is good
So ds is good?
ive never really enjoyed the whole exploration shit, i liked my souls games linear
Ayeeee
Whats wrong with that place?
I like exploration alot
id rather not look at a fuckin spreadsheet just to navigate the first part of the game
:3
everything
Guess you like dead cells then?
It is sorta souls-like hehe
You when you see that spreadsheet:
Man fuck this sheet
sekiro is beautiful, and i wish elden ring took some lessons from it
Basically dark souls sim
i fucking LOVE Nioh 2
just dark souls but more complex
2d souls-likes dont work, change my mind
Can proove wrong
Are you saying 3d is better than 2d?
Dead cells exists
yes
2d and 3d is both good depending on gameplay ohnestly
Good
dead cells is overrated
Wdym overratet
also i didnt like deadcells, i firmly believe that the souls like genre works best 3d
How is it overratet
that yes
That i do agree with
anything else that takes away from the combat, character building and the boss fights ruins the gameplay loop
thats why i didnt like elden ring
But dead cells bein overratet? I don't think so
never shouldve been an open world
its more The legend of souls: breath of the dark
I wanna see more death stranding games where you travel large parts of podt apocalypse
they really turned my dark souls into an open world with crafting elements
Like Day R Survival but 3d
They Ubisofted my dark souls
Bro day R is good
Change my mind
Imagine day R but 3d bro that shit prolly be bussin
Yeah until your bike breaks and you have no spare parts 
Thats what made me ragequit it
And youre overencumbered by 200%
Now THAT would be a proper stranding game
The spirit summons were a mistake
Ohnestly, yes
I literally never thought of it 
How 😩
Im stupid in general
I like to think smart but simple
Even my dad says so 
And smart and simple is just
Perfect
Like
Not too much words
Just important info
And well
Sometimes i can put a whole context into one sentence
I got two words for you
Moistourised rat clit
Then i get like "congratulations, you just described .... in a few words"
Oh my god
Aren't those 3 words?
Xd
Okay well
Lemme ask ya this
What did the most unga bunga version of the human race dsicover that changed everything?
Fire?
Very good
porn

Promoted by them
i love hardspace shipbreaker
it bothers me knowing that twitteroids think "the world" was created basically on 0
so they think the world is
2022 years old
i just wish insignificant characters didnt ask me to uninionize cus they hate their job, the reason im playing is cus i fuckin like the job
They de-evolve dumbass 
Society is just dumb and that's pretty much it
your meal ma'am
It looks terrible, look how uneven her ends are
I just noticed
Yeah
Looks actually horrible
hi
day 437: they suspect nothing
ok wtf
Wtf go to sleep dude
if i took a 30 minute nap i would be in a state of delirium
naps are 2 hours minimum
See what I do is
I take adhd meds
I take them right before a nap
so when you wake up
I know this sounds like a bad idea
it actually works
dude
dont hate the process man
what kind of adhd meds do u chug before taking a nap
are u not thinking of the consequences
or side effect
See I take them, because I have ADHD, Im not taking them for no reason
Mfs be poppin pills like skittles
ok then say so
I feel like that was implied
i thought u were over here chugging down on adhd meds for no reason
Nope
before napping
i know people who take pills for no reason
Yeah I do too
and its not hard to believe that some stranger over the internet could be doing the same
Sorry, Ill be annoyingly clear about it next time
Im sure its because theyre tasty 😋
ive seen people take pills with alcohol before
or carbonated drinks
What the fuck 🙂
i dont recommend
resulted in
passing the fuck out
with some spasm beforehand
genuinely saw that happen
Yeah
There is a reason the warnings are plastered all over it
There is a Monster energy drink that will give you seizures if you drink more than 4 cans
WHERE
At your local gas station
damn it, too far away
aw man I miss playing Hitman games
If you drink 5 5 Hour Energys within 24 hours, you will break free from the limitations of time
and meet god
Had a shit ton of caffeine I think
This was a training error, wasnt it?
I have no idea how that works, but I think that was their reasoning
I remember seeing the video, there was a guy just sitting in the garage on break and these guys bust in clearing rooms with M4s
They probably got like a briefing that only said
"If you see a large building or a factory here, thats the training camp"
Yeah likely
The second part of this training was, being screamed at, and doing PT until you pass out
for fucking up this bad
pango and his gf (colorised)
Thats called the amazon position if im not mistaken
Its time for horrors beyond comprehension
You see
I have ADHD too
And i don't take meds anymore
It doesnt work for everyone
I was half expecting the girl to kick the guy off the bed
weird people with weird tastes getting worm coom on their arms
i like the one where the dumpster fights the coon
Welp
Dead chat 💀
So faction based Stalkers and Bandits have about 80% the same quest but with the dialog a bit switched up
i am trying hard to keep it alive with memes, but it takes time to find them
I mean
Kinda makes sense
Thus
Normal stalkers might just be like bandits and...bandits are like stalkers but........with a criminal activity list
Yeah see?
they are also sneaky fuckin bastards
i firmly believe bandits with a sawn-off double barrel have unique ai to them
its always them
OMG YES THOSE
LIKE BRO I JUST CAME HERE YOU BASTARD NOW YOU AMBUSH ME!??!?!
fucking bastard
Wdym you came here 😳
videos r gonna come out at a slower pace for a bit cuz there's a lot of stuff happening and i'm suddenly very busy, so stfu and stop whining.
Don't have time to see this movie? That's fine i gotchu bruh here's a recap.Already saw it but forgot some of it and too lazy to watch it all again?That's fine i gotchu bruh here's a recap.Just saw the m...
I mean Will Smith isn't the most bright person out there, I agree.
Dude with white shirt is my favorite character
this kink has started with the Jetsons' Rosey and you cannot convince me otherwise
when my cat wakes up at night and we're all asleep
@stone blade how did you like the first one? or did you have already watch that one?
I loved it
now I suddenly understand people complaining about the media imposing "impossible standards"
I think it was a bit more existential than the latter one
uh I don't get it 
Good

frfr
why did this video have an ad for a pregnancy test for me
I uh.. should probably talk to my girlfriend 
how thoughtful to prioritize family
Great meme
Not anymore, Juno is kil
rip
I've used to vape and the thing is not safe at all but it's not even that dangerous if you compare it with tobacco
Its a gateway to quitting smoking, thats all it ever should be
In fact I don't vape anymore
Got a friend who vapes and smokes at the same time
new literally me meme guys
Falco if I die in this hurricane, I leave my plush animals to you
Get a room
crystal
What is it ivan?
hi
You two are like an AI
no
So cute
yes
Hey shush -3-

i wonder if taco bell killed someone in the movie A Quiet Place
probably 

They do be lookin thick
Die hand des Konigs
public voice file library: https://patreon.com/GetGianni
http://GetGianni.com
song used: Cyberpunk 2077 - Hyper
Anyway
This
thanks for the spoiler
Literally me
crystal don't fuck the game character
Sorry that i impaled them with the big spear
he was going good until the hacking bank account thing
you can pistol-whip me but if you steal my money i'll poke you in the eyes
doing my part by sharing this classic
im being sarcastic
Oh
Now I want you know why
Gifted.. how?
built different

polo
Falco
oh wait it's marco polo
Falco
Yes
Do not know
I never thought about it until now
I know i stand out from way too many people which does put up the big role here
And you could say "you're just different" but there are other aspects obviously
You're more open about it
I mean i am pretty much almost as open as can be
Except for secrets of others obviously 
Neither did i ever worry about grades...cuz why should i-
I was like "why are you guys so worried about your grades?"
"Scared that it turns out bad"
Because we gotta keep those numbers up
I kepy my average and didn't care alot because i understood quick
the opposite
Which got me a big advantage
Also i was the onliest one to actually finish the english class first
Which is quite funny
Because i as like "why is everyone so slow? This is easy!"
Clearly they don't own a air fryer
or a gaming chair

with rgb
👏
lmao reminds me when i would finish the exam before they could let me out and still get a whole mark
now im a communication major
not an A+?
Great movie
on my recent assignment i was a week late and got A- lmao
Maybe they all wanted to remain subpar and really didn't care about learning a other language
Mfw it's 1 am and my brain's cogs are getting rusty
No they had skill issue except one girl that was writing a novel 
I love how Crystal goes from "I don't care about my grades and neither should other people" to bragging about getting an A and making fun of the rest of his class
Truly
Classic Crystal smh
my current GPA is 2.7 
I mean sure i made some friends but dude cmon ya can't tell me i can't score an A in every grade
I mean sure i can't cuz i wouldn't waste that much time on learning

More free time
If i were interested I'd waste my time sure
wish i was that pencil
photoshop is a cursed thing..
how do you know if the sky went back to normal if your eyes are closed
shit guide, 1/10
ok no more mr. nice guy in AC Origins
Yo you hear about how Rodney from diary of a wimpy kid was gonna assassinate a political figurehead?
Play Odyssey
once ubisoft gives it away for free, I might
but I just got to a point where ||they killed a child|| and they gon die
Cheapskate
Odyssey is worth the cost

Dlc is iffy
I hope they're better
I never understood the point of an AC game having souls-like controls lol
So i googled what characteristics make me gifted this is what i found....well
And?
I can only say as much as i might be wanting to deny this but i just might be giftet
LOL
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yeah facebook embeds are shitty like that
ah excellent idea I forgot I could do that
been so long since the last time I saw something on facebook that was actually funny
Caption on top says "This is everyone's reaction when playing Bayonetta for the first time"
Do you have a naked cat?
My partner badly wants one too XD. Was gonna have you fork over some of the adorable pics so I can keep her sated and not get one XD
I slow scrolled her through the whole thing XD the look I got at the end
why are some of them so excessively wrinkly tho
Because they are weird alien babies.
She said absolutley no to the skinny pig XD
Why did someone shave that cats head ....
Also you should look up Maine coon summer cut XD
maine coom
What about a hairless rabbit?
"Strange"
Nah the cat breed is half hairless and has half hair
That things weird.....
Blind dog lookin' ass
New dynamic mutant NPC that one-shots you because it only ever targets your head
lmao
Oggi alle
😭
I dont speak Korean 😭😔
Is this chill?
triming the carpet
honey its time to mow the shingles
osha violations aren't funny!!11!!
I'm serious
He said it in some old videos

Who needs Snake or Raiden to save the day? Looks like the enemy is doing a pretty good job of taking themselves out!
If you want to try this:
First, traq a guard and then wait for him to be woken up by another guard (or go ahead and do it yourself). If you're playing the plant chapter then just use the coolant spray to wake them up once Raiden...
i wanted to say start cu mming

Project Grizzly
1996 / Canada / Peter Lynch
Canadian inventor Troy Hurtubise tests his armored grizzly bear protection suit
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"Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing?"
"Sir, training to fight bears"
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@stone blade when tarkov again man
yeah i only have 2nd year of uni to worry about
but no worries
tarkov yeah
thats all thats on my mind
well you said youre not studying for exams anymore
and didnt keep me updated
and u kept playing stuff except for tarkov
damn
Because they know that life has no pleasure
while we americans like to fool ourselves into thinking that there is much to life other than working and slaving ourselves
"We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war. Our Great Depression is our lives."
theyve given up on being optimistic long ago
They know its all shit
skill issue
ty
Np 🤝
❤️🤝
Btw it was poisoned 
Good
i exist
Same
lovely
Hehehe
Well i hope todays gonna be atleast better then yesterday
So what will you do today ivan
i bought a ps5 with no games to buy
travel with train
Choo choo
NIER AUTOMATA ANIME FIRST LOOK
Sounds pog
Artist : The Wanderer
Album : Journeys In The New North
Year : 2021
Genre : Dungeon Synth, Fantasy Ambient, Folk Ambient
Country : United-States
Label: Dark Age Productions
TRACKLIST :
- Dawn in the Forest 00:00
- Mushroom Grove 03:14
- March of the Esserman 06:14
- A Hillside Confrontation 09:08
- An Unwelcome Valley Journey 12:14
- The...
this also sounds pog
it's an amazing piece of dungeon synth with tons of fantasy elements
me and the ecologist boys in lab X 18
ecologists while the mercs they hired outside are getting torn apart by snorks
the c-conciousness checking in on wtf the monolith are doing
ecologists after successfully managing to kill a dog
Duty after killing one freedomer
Please be decent 🙏
We dont want an angry Yoko Taro
never played Nier but the anime looks good quality
I still kinda remember how to do the glitch where you can blow 2b's skirt off and have her just run around in that leotard and thigh highs
that glitch is a normal game feature
just self destruct and you'll be skirtless and with 1 hp or so
The devs really knew what they were doin
Shoutout to thigh highs gotta be one of my favorite things girls wear
I love seth
That burning note dame cover will forever be engraved into my mind
its just that good
🤝
🤝
French black metal pioneers SETH have once again lightened the flame of the early days with ‘La Morsure du Christ’, which can be seen as sequel to their acclaimed debut ‘Les blessures de l'âme’. Returning to their original sound, the band employs French alexandrine verse in their lyrics and choose a striking image as an album art. In a world mov...
LOOK AT ITRTTT
dude it's so cool
honestly one of the coolest and best well made albums of 2021
He'd have an actual fit
he'd be ready to throw hands
Hey madeline
Hey
Lol-
Damn
I have a similar one
idk ill see
one image justifies a million austrian painters
Yep

Congrats
wtf
Yes
ok these are a little cringe ngl
I think we got another crystal
somehow managed to lower the collective IQ of #🎪bruh-fart
yea i was about to say
Wdym?
Also Crystal changed their name again, I hope someone's managing to keep track
Falco prolly won't 
its a lot more than two times
Shut up-
what math does to a mf
what meth does to crystal
I like the music behind it

dont make me expose you crystal
Here's a never before seen outtake from Bear in the Big Blue House.
what is there left to even expose 
UNDENIABLE PROOF
Me when listening to this while listening to a song: keeps vibing
Nooooooooo my onliest weakness
told you, can't spell crystal without meth
I swear to God if Crystal changed the name
Uhhhhh
Nah
Uhhhhh...
It's my second account
This is @abstract path
putting "attractive" in your own bio, sheeeesh
no one's crazy enough to have a bio like that only you know who
damn they really just googled what it means to be gifted and were like
Guys we can say bad comments now, we can't be goner anymore
omg thats like me frfr
bad comments
Lmao-
spelling mistake
Sweet summer child
Challenging ha
You clearly haven't catch up with the lore
Yes
giftet <> challenging
When you gonna fill your bio with berry lore?
gifted to be challenged
too mentally challenged to be gifted?
Gifted with a curse
I mean that kinda sounds cool
i didn't say that 
in before they start calling themselves a fuckin "lavender child"
think mine is more correct in this context
A what?
ah it wasnt lavender it was indigo
got my retarded mom bullshit wrong i see
Well lavender sounds more correct then fucking indigo
They banned the word g a y
we just use homo now, skill issue crystal
What god
grok rn
well as they say dont whip your cock out if you dont want it smacked
actually don't know who banned the word gae but I think someone mentioned grok
Oh
I see now why
"Wowwww"
Give the goblins some gold!
god the ranni porn was premium level shit
Complete install done
i may not have enjoyed elden ring, atleast i can enjoy the porn
i believe in Zoraya supremacy
Not bad
it was a skill issue
born to shit forced to wipe
ive never played the game before
No you're still in training ivan
who are you
Ror2 is different from the first part
i havent seen you before
Game didn't even start boah
crystal
snake girl is aight, just wish her back got fixed
read the bio 
ah mb
No problem ivan
crystal changing personalityfor the 358th time this week
Can you change personality if you don't have one?
Anything goes
Didn't have a kiss at 15
L
same
I don't even remember my age 15
and im still stupid 😎
Couple years from now on, you'll call yourself I was stupid then again
It never changes
I used to be
and you still are
I still am a bit on that stupidity level but kinda also not
Hmmm
My boyfriend does unfortunately for you
But he only picks them for me cuz
They look cute
You have a bf again?
you didn't notice?
Nah, whenever I enter this chat, it'l like 1000+ messages so I skip.
I should be a mod
Okay understandable then
Mb
I'd ban the shit out of people
"Banned for changing name, status and bio without permission"
Nah you good
"Banned for not liking the same gun"
Kovac, gone

Too much talking
"French, banned"



Fucking
Sounds nice
Done with work so alright
Very good 
What about you

Fucking saved 
hang on, gotta make it realistic
I feel AWESONE
Aayyyy lets go
FOR THE LOVE OF GOOOD
PLEASE
LONELY AS A MAN WITHOUT LOOOVE
EVERYDAY I START OUT, THEN I CRY MY HEART OUT
skill issue
There we go, improved realistic version
for 20 mins i tried to get the color
its such a fuckin specific one
It's a weird pinky red
Dark Signal?
atleast groks was easy to get
Ayo
rgb(218, 0, 78); this is the color
👁️
go bully falco some more now you have the right color 
I heard Falco hates Italian women
i shall first recreate the magnum opus with all details prepared, then i shall find how to mock him further
Salve
Yeah it's good
Just a little bit "faded" but it's basically that color
Imagine loving them
Here's to another thing taken out of context
Too bad the dude were muted and can't do it again for another Twitter moment
can be arranged





