🎪bruh-fart

[abstract path]

I have it on steam

[hushed marsh]

and had to go to hospital

[abstract path]

I can lend it to you if you want

[craggy quarry]

You cant lend games silly

[abstract path]

I can

[west owl]

like this https://www.leafly.com/strains/black-widow now this is a sleeper, it was my first experience with a indica, or well its supposed to be hibrid, but hell it put me in bed full zombie

[abstract path]

It is possible

[slate crown]

james crashed again

[craggy quarry]

Bruh what

[atomic pewter]

Oi hamey where's the lambo chevy

[abstract path]

Just need you friended on steam and ask for perms on the pc to do that

[atomic pewter]

Gone and crashed it into james' car m8

[craggy quarry]

Oh nice
Variety is always welcome

[slate crown]

muffled screams

[atomic pewter]

Tonight on methtasters

[craggy quarry]

Nah we good
I domt have pc atm plus the pc I have at home is hotdog water levels of strong

[abstract path]

Ou jeez...hehehe

[hushed marsh]

I should get some weed later

[abstract path]

Well alrighty then

[hushed marsh]

before the hurricane hits

[abstract path]

Offer still stands once ya have a better one though -w-

[slate crown]

hell yes

[hushed marsh]

and just get high and watch out of the window

[craggy quarry]

Thank you for the offer tho
God be with you

[atomic pewter]

Nah get high and sit outside in a plastic chair

[slate crown]

everyone get some weed, annual #🎪bruh-fart 420 celebration

[hushed marsh]

I mean I have some, but some more would be nice

[craggy quarry]

Nah I have an actual job and disposable money i can finally buy some games that I always wanted

[abstract path]

and nitro

[craggy quarry]

Yeyy

[slate crown]

can't ever have TOO much wed

[hushed marsh]

Its true

I love Canada

[atomic pewter]

Grow your own cannabis

[hushed marsh]

Its so easy to have a ton of weed

[slate crown]

i wish

[atomic pewter]

Grow one plant in a pot

[craggy quarry]

Ive given away nitro to some good friends too

[atomic pewter]

Cannabis has really pretty flowers

[hushed marsh]

I think I have some free nitro gift codes

[abstract path]

Damn bless you then 🙏

[hushed marsh]

or some free shit

I could throw it in here like a free for all

[abstract path]

Me want

[slate crown]

the hard part is trying to find a good place to keep it that's out of sight but also doesn't make the plant die

[hushed marsh]

Oh nah I just have Xbox game pass codes

[abstract path]

Nuuu

[atomic pewter]

I could easily grow weed in my room

[hushed marsh]

Its really easy

[slate crown]

Xbox record that

[craggy quarry]

Literally same

[atomic pewter]

I never invite anyone over, nor do my parents

[hushed marsh]

weed plants arent that like sensitive

[slate crown]

really?

[abstract path]

My father has weed plantet at home-

[hushed marsh]

they dont require a huge setup basically

[atomic pewter]

I could also buy one of those greenhouse lights from costco

[slate crown]

speaking from experience moon?

[hushed marsh]

yes actually

[abstract path]

I mean i agree with moon

[slate crown]

damn

[hushed marsh]

Its legal here, Im allowed to grow weed

[atomic pewter]

Soon as I saw those things I thought "People are gonna buy these to grow pot"

[craggy quarry]

Are your parents potheads?

[slate crown]

it's still illegal here unfortunately

[hushed marsh]

There is a limit, but its still like

8 full plants

which is a ton of weed

[atomic pewter]

8 fucking plants ? God damn

[hushed marsh]

for one person

[slate crown]

most of the stuff i get are imported from the big city

[atomic pewter]

Wait so if you grow pot as a group you can stack the 8's ?

[slate crown]

im so fucking jealous rn

[abstract path]

My father is very smart narcisst and my mother is sprititually able to help you and also heal your body with....pretty much alot of ways

[hushed marsh]

Nah I think its per household

But to be fair

[atomic pewter]

AW

Sad

[hushed marsh]

They arent gonna check

[slate crown]

[hushed marsh]

They dont come in and ask to see how many you have

[craggy quarry]

Do they let you smoke da plant?

[atomic pewter]

I mean if you see a house here in canada with NO snow on it's roof in winter

Something's growing in there

[abstract path]

I would ask my father but nah i don't wanna

Not yet

[craggy quarry]

Is your dad a good fayher figure??

[hushed marsh]

I say its alright to try it, to most people who havent

Its better than like drinking

and people do that constantly

[abstract path]

HAHAHAHAH no

[craggy quarry]

Ah

[sullen osprey]

F

[atomic pewter]

I chose drinking over cannabis

Because asthma

[hushed marsh]

I chose weed over alcohol because I have like a

[abstract path]

Basically my mother had to slowly play father role too

[hushed marsh]

chronic pain issue

[sullen osprey]

I choose none cause more money to me

[hushed marsh]

Its actually better than those crazy meds they gave me for pain

[craggy quarry]

Hmmmm

[hushed marsh]

Like between weird synthetic opioid painkillers, and weed

I think Im choosing weed

[slate crown]

my country still makes weed illegal to grow but if you've got less than 5 grams on you they're still let you go but still confiscate your weed

[hushed marsh]

Yeah thats how it was here too, it was super relaxed

[plucky void]

feels good to be appreciated

[hushed marsh]

The cops would just take it from you and tell you off

if you were underaged

[abstract path]

Basically half father less because my father just abused me and only taught me on how to tidy my room

Not even properly that is

[craggy quarry]

Damn cant have shit in detroit vietnam

[craggy quarry]

Sorry to hear that

[abstract path]

Nah dw i got over that

[atomic pewter]

Wait which part of vietnam you in, pango

[slate crown]

i mean our police are lazy as fuck so unless you've got a warrant or snitch you can grow all the weed you want out of sight

[abstract path]

But sure did change me

[atomic pewter]

North or south

[slate crown]

vietnamese police LOVE bribes

[abstract path]

Bribes?

[slate crown]

yes

[hushed marsh]

Yeah pay them off

[craggy quarry]

North Vietnam

[hushed marsh]

they leave you alone

[abstract path]

Ayeeee

[slate crown]

south vn

[craggy quarry]

God DAMN IIIIT

[atomic pewter]

Gottem

[hushed marsh]

here was that crash I meantioned earlier

[slate crown]

South is much more westernized than the north

[hushed marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3AXzqKAoGk

shits brutal

[atomic pewter]

I wonder why

[slate crown]

Saigon moment

[craggy quarry]

Saigon more like Bai and gon

[hushed marsh]

Go Home Gee Aii

Your country has abandoned you

[slate crown]

we still call it saigon btw, aint no body got time to say "Thành phố Hồ Chí Minh"

[craggy quarry]

When you wrote that I imagined this in my head

[hushed marsh]

I assume the first two words make up the City part, in English its just

[craggy quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/asain-throwing-up-em-gang-signs-gif-18505010

[hushed marsh]

Ho Chi Minh City

[craggy quarry]

I dont know why

[slate crown]

yea yea

[hushed marsh]

Cool

I like learning other languages

[craggy quarry]

Moon youre a cool person

[slate crown]

we used to be very communistic also but people started to see how fucked that is and we've been embracing the wonders of capitalism

[hushed marsh]

Thanks man, I like you guys too

Yeah the Communist Thaw

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/kakashi-naruto-ready-to-fight-gif-15498752

[slate crown]

there used to be banners of hammers and sickles all over my city

but they slowly disappeared

[hushed marsh]

I assume people just stopped caring too

[slate crown]

oh yea definitely

[hushed marsh]

Less indoctrination

[slate crown]

plus we hate china

so...

[hushed marsh]

I think everyone bordering China hates China now

[slate crown]

real

[craggy quarry]

Soviet YOUUUUUUUU-nion disolved and it turned into like a domino effect for othee commie countries

[west owl]

both suck, embrace the friends you make and that's it

[slate crown]

spittin str8 fax my mans

or should i say womans

[hushed marsh]

Im not gonna get on your ass about it tbh

[slate crown]

i embrace my homies everynight

[hushed marsh]

I use man as like a

Neutral term honestly

Like dude

[craggy quarry]

Same for dude

AYYYYY

[slate crown]

dude

[slate crown]

i always call my gf dude bro terms

[west owl]

hell yeah dude

[slate crown]

she much prefers that

[craggy quarry]

My grandma used to calll my mom son

[hushed marsh]

In Canada there is a lot of

[craggy quarry]

Thank you son

[hushed marsh]

Bud, and Buddy too

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/big-lebowski-far-out-gif-24569173

[craggy quarry]

Its a balkan thing

[slate crown]

im not your buddy pal

[west owl]

his dudeness or duddette

[quartz saffron]

Yes, to avoid the political rule. Choyna is bullying all surrounding countries, my parent's country hates fucking china

[hushed marsh]

Its a shame, because Ive met a lot of Chinese immigrants, who are great people

Its just the country ruining its own image for the most part

[slate crown]

oh yea chinese people are great

[craggy quarry]

Remembee clashes between india and chinas border

[hushed marsh]

A bunch of the people themselves are great

[slate crown]

the government is just so braindead

[hushed marsh]

Plus they open up Chinese grocery stores in our cities, and I love Chinese grocery stores

[slate crown]

stuck in the past syndrome

[craggy quarry]

Like indians and chinese would use melee weapons to fight in large groups

[quartz saffron]

I was watching footage of that one, that might actually be an awesome fight becuase they aren't allowed to use weapons

only melee

[craggy quarry]

Exactly

[hushed marsh]

I support it only if China uses those like

Three Kingdoms Era Spears

[slate crown]

💀

[craggy quarry]

But the chinese causalities would always be double of indian ones

[hushed marsh]

See there is the communist equality, everyone dies in the pointless wars

[slate crown]

im enjoying the wonders of colonization by the french

[hushed marsh]

Capitalism? More like Crapitalism - Karl Marx

My family are recent french immigrants, well

[slate crown]

funny thing is the moment the allies stepped foot in vn they surrendered right away

classic

[hushed marsh]

Depends how recent you define recent

WW1 is when it happened

thats only 100 years ago so, not crazy as far as families are concerned

[craggy quarry]

When I master the german language, i eventually wanna learn french too

[molten meteor]

why the fuck would you want to learn french?

[hushed marsh]

French is my native language because I was born in Quebec

[atomic pewter]

Ay moon

[craggy quarry]

Cuz we live near a french border

[atomic pewter]

My fellow quebecker

[molten meteor]

yeah but. they're french

[craggy quarry]

Ok?

[hushed marsh]

my family moved to NS when I was 5 though, I plan on moving back when its reasonable for me to do so

[craggy quarry]

New Sork

[hushed marsh]

Nova Scotia

[west owl]

he just want to learn the language of the 2 big fuckers in the eu parlament

[hushed marsh]

New Scotland

[craggy quarry]

Exactly

[molten meteor]

He wants to learn how to eat cheese and snails properly

[west owl]

I'm moving to ireland fuck this

[craggy quarry]

Exactly

And make fun of parisians

[hushed marsh]

But yeah French is one of, 7 or 8 languages I know, depends how much of one you have to know to say you know it

[molten meteor]

Yeah personally I tapped out of French pretty damn quick

My attention has gone towards eastern european languages like Russian or Polish

[craggy quarry]

What are other languages

[molten meteor]

Since they're places I want to visit.

[slate crown]

we get it, you hate french

[craggy quarry]

Arent they also significantly harder to learn

[molten meteor]

Yes. Significantly.

But I would actually have a use for them

[west owl]

pango getting psycho agressive

[craggy quarry]

Im a slav(e) so I understand the pain

[hushed marsh]

French, English, Spanish, Dutch, Afrikaans, Icelandic, small bits of Romanian, and Norwegian

[west owl]

no more all frens mode

[hushed marsh]

And the slightest bit of Arabic

[molten meteor]

I really shouldn't hate the French. They're the reason my country exists.

But also canada

[slate crown]

i just hate repeating gags, my pet peeve sorry

[craggy quarry]

Ok but in how many can you hold a conversation?

[hushed marsh]

the first 6

[craggy quarry]

God damn woman wtf

Go work in UN or some shit

[molten meteor]

Yeah legit fuckin' A

[eager quest]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QmSr4Woyso

BROLEGGGGGGGGGG

[hushed marsh]

Translator could be a backup, depends on how med school goes

[west owl]

now i know what a pet peevee is

[slate crown]

breh 💀

[craggy quarry]

Pet pve

[slate crown]

you learn something new everyday

[west owl]

i searched first peevee alone and i was very confused

[craggy quarry]

Hop on pve

[hushed marsh]

Translator seems cool, but it wouldnt be my like, first choice as a career

[craggy quarry]

No dude YOU are cool

[molten meteor]

yeah no but I'm an American (if it wasn't already fucking obvious) so I should hate the British more than the French. Being the whole you know.. Allies in the revolutionary war stuff.

[hushed marsh]

Now you're being too kind lol

[molten meteor]

Simp

[craggy quarry]

Yes now lets go back to being a dick

[hushed marsh]

its fine if he simps, Im not into men

[craggy quarry]

Pangolin prelare your block button

[hushed marsh]

Lol

[molten meteor]

Fair

[west owl]

as you should, everyone should hate the bri ish

[lusty sonnet]

Another language fan

[slate crown]

bro you're like the 4th american here in the sea of EU slavs how was it obvious

[hushed marsh]

Yeah Americans are a minority here

[molten meteor]

I don't know, the red hot blood that runs through me

I'm an explorer

[hushed marsh]

Hell I think there are more Canadians here

[molten meteor]

I'm a pioneer

[lusty sonnet]

@slate crown Tilllllll

[slate crown]

im the only asian smol guy here

[slate crown]

VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[molten meteor]

you'll find plenty in the US from my experience

[hushed marsh]

You're still taller than I am, pretty sure

[craggy quarry]

You may be smol but you have a big heart

[lusty sonnet]

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[slate crown]

literally 5'7 manlet

[molten meteor]

Asian americans are kinda shorter than most

[quartz saffron]

i'm asian too

so only 2 asian Stalkers

[slate crown]

BROTHER

[molten meteor]

the lads

[atomic pewter]

My best friend is vietnamese :D

[slate crown]

🫂

[quartz saffron]

🤝

[hushed marsh]

Im 155cm

[eager quest]

bruh

[slate crown]

how

[west owl]

[hushed marsh]

Which for you americans is 0.0169 Football fields

[craggy quarry]

Nice

[atomic pewter]

I think I'm 194cm

[eager quest]

stand next to ur door rn

[slate crown]

jesus christ

[eager quest]

measure ur door

and stand next to it

[west owl]

see that is short, and cute

[craggy quarry]

You must get lots of attentiom from girls no joke

[atomic pewter]

I don't

[hushed marsh]

I grew to like 155 when I was 14 years old and then it just stopped

Genetics are weird sometimes

[craggy quarry]

What the fuck 🙂

[slate crown]

that's unfortunate

[molten meteor]

because this is the place for dating advice. clearly.

[quartz saffron]

5'8 and thats like 172-3 cm

[eager quest]

where u from again?

[hushed marsh]

Canada

[eager quest]

damn wtf

are ur parents short?

[hushed marsh]

Not really

[quartz saffron]

short king

[molten meteor]

rolled a nat one.

[atomic pewter]

Pocket prince

[hushed marsh]

My parents are both like, 170-175?

[eager quest]

i have scoliosis and im taller than my whole family tree

[craggy quarry]

Cant a brother in zone compliment another brother in the zone

[molten meteor]

yes.

[atomic pewter]

192cm

[quartz saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/manlet-gif-21205301

[craggy quarry]

My brother in the zone

[slate crown]

my moms 140cm

[hushed marsh]

Jokes on you, this means Im better than you at hide and seek

[molten meteor]

Hide and seek queen

Or king.

I don't wanna go to jail.

[slate crown]

queen

or king

[hushed marsh]

You dont need to like, worry about me snapping at you about it

[slate crown]

we'll never know

[hushed marsh]

Some people would, I wont

[molten meteor]

You're not the one I worry about

[atomic pewter]

Idk why the stereotype of "tall men get women easier" is a thing

[molten meteor]

Because Tall men are typically rarer

Higher demand

[slate crown]

yea this place is twitter pronouns free

[quartz saffron]

i dont think they are considered "rarer"

[slate crown]

the RGB community is nulled here

[hushed marsh]

I like women who are taller than me, which is easy so

[molten meteor]

Well I mean like Tall Tall

[atomic pewter]

I've never gotten excessive or even much attention from women

[hushed marsh]

We're set

[quartz saffron]

I went back to my highschool to get some papers, and all these fucking Zoomers are like 6'0 kings

There's something in the water

[craggy quarry]

Im 180cm
Who knew shit could stack up so high amrite

[eager quest]

canada moment

[west owl]

more like shorter men have it harder, if they really are short so they are shorter than the avg woman

[eager quest]

and height is seen as such an influencial thing

[hushed marsh]

I never thought it mattered that much though

[slate crown]

im shorter than most women 💀

[hushed marsh]

Wouldnt you want to be with a person for them like

[craggy quarry]

Its prevalent tbh

[hushed marsh]

As a person, not just height?

[eager quest]

you are dominated by most women

[hushed marsh]

Some people are too vain

[eager quest]

shorter is another story

[eager quest]

idk ask current society

[molten meteor]

Yeah no people are quite vain

Men and women both.

[hushed marsh]

HE SAID THE WORD

[slate crown]

*1 woman

[hushed marsh]

SOCIETY

[molten meteor]

[craggy quarry]

Literally same

[eager quest]

are you implying it wouldnt be the same with other women as well?

[quartz saffron]

Honestly i dont think being short is so bad if you into fem dom

[slate crown]

definitely

[molten meteor]

I mean

[hushed marsh]

If you like being pegged, being a short man is probably awesome

[west owl]

that's cool for the disney plot, but man, people gonna be people irl, power dynamics, shame, social pressure expectations and stereotypes

[slate crown]

mine is the only one brave enough to admit and do it

[molten meteor]

I wouldn't know since I target the male variety lol

[eager quest]

yes because youre submissive

[molten meteor]

so. I'm not the person with the proper information

[eager quest]

you let her do such

you dont wear the pants in the relationship

[quartz saffron]

nah man, its like climbing a mountain if you date someone who's like 6'0 tall

[slate crown]

i feel called out

[eager quest]

you are not the man, not the dominator

you are the woman, the dominated

[hushed marsh]

See this is why I dont bother with dating, fwb is the farthest Im going with someone

[slate crown]

i am the gf

[quartz saffron]

your children will balance out the height difference

[hushed marsh]

Its too complicated

[molten meteor]

what's the one quote from H3H3 again?

[hushed marsh]

Oh fuck off

Not him

[molten meteor]

something something women meant to be conquered or something

[hushed marsh]

That dude is just as bad as Joe Rogan

[slate crown]

h3 fell off big time

[molten meteor]

cause that went over well

[atomic pewter]

No H3H3

[quartz saffron]

https://youtu.be/PWfRu5YQahs

[craggy quarry]

They like that shit bruv

[hushed marsh]

Whats it with annoying white dudes, and starting podcasts with the most dogshit takes on everything

[molten meteor]

Joe rogan is better than fucking H3 by a mile, no shot.

[hushed marsh]

its so stale and lame

[molten meteor]

guy may be flowing with DMT but still

[slate crown]

Andrew Tate moment

[craggy quarry]

Yeah podcasts popped up like locusts in china

[molten meteor]

Jimmy Kimmel moment

[slate crown]

sorry

i meant Andrew Taint

[quartz saffron]

joe rogan?

https://youtu.be/Y49MadyyDys

[molten meteor]

short king

[hushed marsh]

No but really I cant see the appeal

[molten meteor]

You'd need to live in pretty rural areas. I'm talking like, boonies America to know fully

[craggy quarry]

Its one of the ways dudes can open up and talk about stuff without going to a therapist or be called a sissy

[slate crown]

bro i saw this 1 short on youtube, basically delusional toxic masculinity

[molten meteor]

since there's not much of a representation for their group.

[hushed marsh]

its for a good reason we dont talk about them a lot

[molten meteor]

I mean. They make up 50% of the landmass in this country so. I'm forced to talk about em these days

[slate crown]

men can't have emotions and some other retarded shit that's put into a sigma male edit

[hushed marsh]

Rural americans can stick to like, Nascar and College Football

they can have that

[molten meteor]

Nascar is dead

[craggy quarry]

No one like seeing a man being emotional

[molten meteor]

It died with Dale Earnhardt

[craggy quarry]

It is how it is

[quartz saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-nightmare315-gif-24908881

[hushed marsh]

Ive always been a rally fan personally

[molten meteor]

Finnish Rally ftw

[hushed marsh]

nascar didnt have any appeal to me

[quartz saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/shang-abi-gif-23582936

[molten meteor]

Nascar HAD appeal

but like I said

it died with Dale Earnhardt

All the drivers are fucking boring now

[slate crown]

Who tf still watches nascar 💀

[hushed marsh]

the only thing I know about it is its filled with like

[quartz saffron]

the southern folk

[hushed marsh]

cookie cutter white bread dudes

[craggy quarry]

I use to play with these nascar car shaped candies as a young boy

[slate crown]

it's been so long since I've heard the name Nascar

[craggy quarry]

Fun memories

[quartz saffron]

https://youtu.be/6tuYIXi6nTQ

[west owl]

never watched nascar, not sure what it is

[quartz saffron]

honestly watch this

[hushed marsh]

stock car oval racing

[quartz saffron]

you'll know what type of people who wathes nascar

[molten meteor]

Okay. To be fair

Talladega is pretty dope

I'll admit that

[abstract path]

What

[west owl]

BUTT HOLE

[abstract path]

Tallageda?

[hushed marsh]

whats the banking on it? 33 or something?

[atomic pewter]

One of my coworkers who says "Beyond two souls" and "Last of us 2" are fantastic games also likes F1

[quartz saffron]

thats where the "Lets go Brandon" come from

[molten meteor]

Yeah. Thanks Nascar.

[slate crown]

I've seen this and i know full well the type of people who watch it, it was just a rhetorical question

[molten meteor]

The one good thing that came from it lol

[hushed marsh]

You know what I like? Sleeping

I think Im gonna do some of that

[craggy quarry]

Same

[abstract path]

I like

Doing stuff

[craggy quarry]

Especially when you work in construction jobs

[abstract path]

Alot of stuff!

[hushed marsh]

I cant really do anything today, fucking hurricane is probably going to knock out my power in a few hours

[craggy quarry]

A mf gets tired real fast

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/QrfxyFvAX-A

[abstract path]

Ya

[slate crown]

bruh 💀

[craggy quarry]

Ayy crystal you back

[hushed marsh]

epic embed fail

[abstract path]

Yes

I am

[hushed marsh]

😔

[slate crown]

the moment crystal comea back i get an embed fail

[molten meteor]

YO. WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT DUMPING PIZZA INGREDIENTS INTO A FUCKING BOWL IS A GOOD IDEA.

Papa johns gone downhill

[craggy quarry]

No
I am epic 😎

[abstract path]

Yes you are

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-nikocado-avocado-epic-embed-escape-escape-epic-embed-gif-23481520

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/2-oCNXMsMvg

[hushed marsh]

Papa John said the gamer word, and now his pizza sucks

[slate crown]

meanwhile in america

[craggy quarry]

Oh ty

[molten meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-embed-fail-embed-fail-mock-this-user-gif-25720827

[atomic pewter]

Nicocado would cosplay a fantastic fat grandma

[hushed marsh]

That dude is going to be dead in a year

[molten meteor]

I don't give a shit about the gamer word, I give a shit that he makes shit pizza

[hushed marsh]

Its just sad

[craggy quarry]

Man i hope so

[molten meteor]

pizza is shit. that's a worse crime.

[hushed marsh]

Sad as in like, not that I feel bad its just like

Pathetic

[slate crown]

time to binge watch sidetalk

[molten meteor]

I'm in New York so I get the right to complain about pizza

fuckin its about the only export we have beyond.. Fragile infrastructure and taxes.

[hushed marsh]

You got the right to shut up

rat man

[molten meteor]

New York State*

City sucks balls

[abstract path]

I wanna draw

[molten meteor]

Lmao

[slate crown]

BING BONG

[molten meteor]

I live in like.. Fuckin' Orchard country.

[hushed marsh]

Dont lie to me, New York State doesnt exist

its only the City

stop making shit up

[molten meteor]

GOD I wish it was

[craggy quarry]

Greatest motivation not to commit die is that nicocado would outlive you if you do

[hushed marsh]

True

[atomic pewter]

That is

Fucking disgrace to humanity he is

[slate crown]

I've said this once and I'll say it again, New York City is Vrchat irl

[molten meteor]

I wish the city wasn't apart of us cause like. Go north and its polar opposites up here.

[hushed marsh]

So what you are saying is

Kill him

[molten meteor]

Yes.

[hushed marsh]

so you can kurt cobain yourself after

[craggy quarry]

100 percent ong

[hushed marsh]

https://i.gyazo.com/fd652d3777ca993b9ff96c8cdfeedea7.png

[molten meteor]

Show the artist that was inside you, and paint the wall

[slate crown]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[plucky void]

oof

[molten meteor]

Garand thumb is a national treasure

[slate crown]

bro that is foul

[hushed marsh]

He forgot High School students too

[molten meteor]

or rather, Micah is

[craggy quarry]

Or depressed authors

[molten meteor]

Or terminators.

[hushed marsh]

I have a fun Pablo Picasso fact for you

He would carry around a Browning Revolver filled with blanks, and if you ever asked him what the meaning of a painting he made was

[west owl]

he was bald

[hushed marsh]

He would take it out and shoot at you with it

[craggy quarry]

Arent those still lethal tho

[slate crown]

.💀

[molten meteor]

Yes, at a very close range

[craggy quarry]

Isnt that how bruce lees son got killed?

[hushed marsh]

He would also do it if he found you dull and boring

[abstract path]

Yaya

[molten meteor]

They're basically just the bullet without the actual bullet part

[craggy quarry]

Welp guess Im taking the full cylinder them

[molten meteor]

its literally just casing and gunpowder but obviously, burning gunpowder ain't much fun to touch

[hushed marsh]

The casing is just like crimped instead of putting a bullet in it I believe

[molten meteor]

Correct.

Better gun knowledge than my governor at least.

[craggy quarry]

Assault weapons

[hushed marsh]

Im not even allowed to own a gun either

[molten meteor]

Ah same.

[slate crown]

"Fully Semi Automatic"

[molten meteor]

YES.

FUCKING GOD

[craggy quarry]

You... you have a criminal record?

[hushed marsh]

I have a like, red flag from previous mental health issues

[molten meteor]

No.

[hushed marsh]

So it disqualifies me

[molten meteor]

I live in New York State

I can OWN one technically, but I can't actually USE it anywhere

Cause they made EVERYWHERE a place you can't carry.

[hushed marsh]

Not that Id want one anyways tbh

Its a hobby Im not interested in

[molten meteor]

Long as you ain't gonna take mine, thats fine by me

[craggy quarry]

Bruv you good now

[hushed marsh]

Im fine with people having them, you just need to actually like

[craggy quarry]

?

[hushed marsh]

Do background checks

[molten meteor]

Which we do already.

[hushed marsh]

Oh me? Im better

[molten meteor]

So.

That's covered. Thank god

[craggy quarry]

Good

[hushed marsh]

Im still mildly schizophrenic, but Ive learned to control

[craggy quarry]

Oh

[molten meteor]

The normal pills have worked?

[hushed marsh]

Yeah, plus a lot of therapy and shit

[molten meteor]

Yeah no same.

[hushed marsh]

Also just growing up really you just learn how to live with it

[craggy quarry]

HAVE A BEST FRIEND WITH YOU TOO

[molten meteor]

I gotta take normal pills or rather.. The 'Anti-expresso-depresso' pills

[hushed marsh]

Of course it sucked when I was a teenager and had hormones out of whack and shit too, and I didnt know how life worked

[molten meteor]

Teenage life sucks regardless

I was suspended from school like 4 or 5 times so.

I missed most of middle school lmao

[hushed marsh]

Now that Im in University and have some stuff figured out, life got better

[craggy quarry]

Yeah youre so insecure about yourself, bullying, ass hair etc.

[molten meteor]

HAIR HAIR.

[hushed marsh]

My life got better the moment I realized nobody cares

About mundane shit

[slate crown]

watching CowChop high off my ass is definitely an experience i never thought i needed

[molten meteor]

Mine got better when I learned to stop giving a fuck in the most basic terms.

It's not actually what I do but.. It's best described as that lol

[craggy quarry]

But weirdos on discord care bruv

[hushed marsh]

You mean more like, not letting everything bother you

I assume

[molten meteor]

Yep

[craggy quarry]

Or a small circle of racist friends

[molten meteor]

I literally have no shame anymore

'Oh you think I'm a people murderer for owning a gun? Cool. Cry about it. '

Or some shit like that

[slate crown]

wat

[hushed marsh]

Shoot I really need a nap, but if I dont sleep, and my power goes out

I can just go to bed

[craggy quarry]

GO TO SLEEP

[molten meteor]

Truuuu

[hushed marsh]

Instead of sitting around and being bored

[slate crown]

ride out the storm dude

[hushed marsh]

It should be pretty bad, but not like catastrophic

[molten meteor]

Personally I love the rain and thunder we've got from the hurricanes

[hushed marsh]

I think they are saying its Cat 3

[abstract path]

Huh

[craggy quarry]

Hide in your basement if hurricane is gonna come

[hushed marsh]

when its hitting us

[abstract path]

I love rain

And i love risk of rain 2

[hushed marsh]

250mm or more of rain

[slate crown]

you got 3 cats? sick

[molten meteor]

It's not a tornado

[craggy quarry]

Oh shit right
Ehmmmm
Stand outside right

Yes stand outside

[molten meteor]

I would think from my experience with hurricanes the LAST place you want to be is the lowlands

Or in this case, a basement

[sullen osprey]

Run

[hushed marsh]

I live among like a bunch of hills, a bit away from the coast so Im fine

[slate crown]

moon will actually get picked up by the storm with her build

[hushed marsh]

No flooding here

[molten meteor]

nah don't be worried. This is typical behavior for our school system

[craggy quarry]

RUN FOR THE HILLS

https://tenor.com/view/run-bitch-run-gif-14941022

[hushed marsh]

Plus if I need safety

[quartz saffron]

you also in the US?

[hushed marsh]

thats what the meter long shark plushie on my bed is for

[molten meteor]

Yeah.

[hushed marsh]

I hug it, and I feel safe

[slate crown]

don't you guys got like a storm shelter or somthin?

[quartz saffron]

So we have maybe 3-5 americans here

[molten meteor]

And let me be first to say, it's either to kurt cobain

[craggy quarry]

Ooor the guy started playing tarkov and was interested in the guns

[molten meteor]

or because our system shat out another loner looking for infamy

[craggy quarry]

Tsk tsk we shouldnt judge

[hushed marsh]

Or the CIA heard he was mentally unstable

and are gaslighting him

[quartz saffron]

fbi

[hushed marsh]

Same thing

[craggy quarry]

Nsa

[molten meteor]

Honestly, based

lmao

[craggy quarry]

Herc

[molten meteor]

All the Alphabet agencies are the same thing these days

[slate crown]

IRS

[hushed marsh]

NBA

[molten meteor]

NHL

[craggy quarry]

Ok that ones actually the worst

[quartz saffron]

cia is outside US, FBI is inside US.

[molten meteor]

Uhhh.

About that

[quartz saffron]

ngl probably has happened

[molten meteor]

Have you heard of a little thing called MK Ultra

[hushed marsh]

the CIA has actually microdosed people with LSD without consent because they wanted to see what it did

[quartz saffron]

weren't they experiementing on foreigners, thats foreign. checks out

[hushed marsh]

so yeah I dont believe the CIA has limits on what they do

[molten meteor]

No. They didn't

[quartz saffron]

damn :/

[molten meteor]

They experimented on Vietnam veterans as far as my knowledge goes

[quartz saffron]

i was hoping to get you there lol

[molten meteor]

We're lucky we even know the experiment happened

[slate crown]

feeling like dancing all the sudden

[hushed marsh]

Ever heard about Project Stargate

thats one of the weirdest things a US Gov agency has done

[west owl]

DROP IT

[craggy quarry]

I remember reading once that cia convinced some president that the soviet union had hundreds of nuclear warheads pointed at usa but in reality it was only 2

[hushed marsh]

Where they had guys try to kill goats by staring at them, with psychic powers so they could give them heart attacks

[fading shuttle]

remember lads

[molten meteor]

oh no

[fading shuttle]

everyone with anime profile pictures is a fed

[molten meteor]

they're.. among us

[slate crown]

i will kill

[hushed marsh]

the CIA anime folder

[craggy quarry]

Wait isnt that one chick here an actual fbi agent

[fading shuttle]

haha funny orca

[molten meteor]

There has been so many instances these days of feds trying to hide among the population and failing spectacularly.

[abstract path]

Uh....guys

[slate crown]

womp womp

[west owl]

when the fbi hololive team is gonna drop

[abstract path]

Juno kinda removed me from their friendlist-

[hushed marsh]

Aight

[craggy quarry]

Oh right juno

[abstract path]

Any idea what happened-?

[hushed marsh]

Who?

[slate crown]

ono

[fading shuttle]

juno found the piss drawer

[slate crown]

she found the mechanical bull

[hushed marsh]

Idk who this is so I dont care

Lol

[craggy quarry]

Theyre many reasons tbh
For instance I just remove people when I see they dont bother wanna talk

[molten meteor]

'Yes, we are here to protest.'

[fading shuttle]

god its like they dont even try

[molten meteor]

LITERALLY

It's like so fucking obvious they're undercover feds lmao

[upbeat bobcat]

İt's me

[hushed marsh]

Sometimes you can actually see the outline of body armour under their shirts

Its really low effort

[fading shuttle]

"greetings fellow american, would you like to do a single terrorism?"

[abstract path]

Oh mhm
I think they just...something must have happened

[molten meteor]

Or like that one time when they came to a protest in unmarked uhaul trucks without plates and the police did fucking nothing.

[abstract path]

Maybe they weren't interested anymore?

[molten meteor]

Meanwhile if I have a spec of mud on my plate, I get pulled over

[hushed marsh]

Whats funny is that cops always look like cops

[slate crown]

this "protest" makes the cafeteria line at my highschool look like daycare

[atomic pewter]

Because they look like fucking blockheads

[hushed marsh]

because they are blockheads

[molten meteor]

No. It's the hair

100% the hair is a distinct look

[atomic pewter]

Either they look like blockheads OR they look like psychopaths

[fading shuttle]

its always the hair and specific clothing style

[craggy quarry]

One time they arrested a bunch of "white supremacists" that had their faces covered but the police didnt even bother removing the masks which is a stanard protocol

[fading shuttle]

thats how you tell em apart

[atomic pewter]

County sheriffs spook me

[abstract path]

Huh

[molten meteor]

Or how about when they like.. Asked a dude if he was undercover mid protest and he had to be like 'No.. I'm just.. here'

[hushed marsh]

Im not the only person who has a worse opinion on the police over the years

[fading shuttle]

OH GOD THAT ONE

[slate crown]

currently busting it down sexual style

[fading shuttle]

where tf was it, gotta find it

[molten meteor]

That shit is rich

That has to be framed and put in the Smithsonian

[craggy quarry]

I wanna see it where is it

[molten meteor]

working on it

[hushed marsh]

Hey are you undercover? haha just asking, unless

[atomic pewter]

Quebec's police is sleepy as fuck

[quartz saffron]

Is Jerma actually a good streamer? I've never watched his stream

[hushed marsh]

Yeah, if you have like, ADHD

[quartz saffron]

i think lately i've just been watching tarky streams

[hushed marsh]

its even better

[atomic pewter]

They often disrespect speed limits in boulevards and give no fucks

[craggy quarry]

Idk but zoomers see him as their streaming messiah

[hushed marsh]

So like the average person on a Quebec road

[molten meteor]

Okay to be fair

[hushed marsh]

a complete disregard for traffic rules

[atomic pewter]

[molten meteor]

Jerma has got to be one of the most CREATIVE streamers ever

[craggy quarry]

See?

[molten meteor]

This man just straight up played an MLB game for an entire stream

[hushed marsh]

WOOOOOOOOO

MAGICIANS

GO MARYLAND

[molten meteor]

WOOOOOOOO-

[fading shuttle]

Found it

[molten meteor]

I find it funny that despite the guys not being MLB players, they made better plays than the entirety of the Boston red sox

[fading shuttle]

35 secs in

[hushed marsh]

I like the "Archaeology" stream, where he somehow convinced a man with a PhD to be on stream

[atomic pewter]

American riot popo looking like fucking GI's

[slate crown]

they look like dollar tree darth vader

[fading shuttle]

"im just here"

[molten meteor]

To be fair, everyone is equipped like GIs so. They're equipped to handle Us

As it should be.

No yeah but that kills me that when Brandon Herrera saw that clip

He straight up was like 'I gotta ask Donut operator if that was a Bad idea'

[atomic pewter]

Brandon herrera the guy who played aquaman ?

The man, the legend, the meme

[molten meteor]

Yeah

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/zFTJLQrds84

[molten meteor]

Like what fucking cop thinks its a good idea to ask a fed if he's undercover in front of like. hundreds of cameras

Can't make this shit up man.

[stone blade]

Watching blade runner 1982

[hushed marsh]

i wish I could hear the screaming from his CO

afterwards

[molten meteor]

Oh god you KNOW he would get a fucking serious talking to

[fading shuttle]

if you gotta ask someone "you undercover" u are either retarded, or they suck at being undercover

[molten meteor]

Like. The HUGEST ass grilling this century

[slate crown]

reminds me of the guy going around pretending to be a police officer

[molten meteor]

YES

JERMEY DEWIT

[slate crown]

what a retard

[fading shuttle]

remember to watch the "oh my god hes like me frfr" 2049

[molten meteor]

He's been arrested for it like 3 times or more

and he STILL does it

[slate crown]

deserved

[molten meteor]

At this point, just fucking join the police, its literally probably easier lmao

[stone blade]

already did

it was awesome

[hushed marsh]

He's already good at doing illegal shit

He'd make a great cop

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-cat-dead-died-gif-13827091

[molten meteor]

Depends on the agency

[fading shuttle]

watched em out of order

[molten meteor]

NYPD? Oh yeah, perfect fit

[stone blade]

don't care

[molten meteor]

LAPD? Close second.

[abstract path]

I am so bored

._.

[craggy quarry]

Wanna talk about life?

[molten meteor]

Fun fact, Steven Seagal has been named a threat to national security by Ukraine.

[abstract path]

Uhhh sure ig

[hushed marsh]

let me go take a bong rip first

and I will

[abstract path]

Who is that

[molten meteor]

Oh no

https://youtu.be/xz2JyPgUmH4

Just watch this.

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/bVECE1RHFgo

double cheeked up

[abstract path]

Kk 👌

[craggy quarry]

The mf never took a hit in any of his movies

[molten meteor]

better than john wayne or chuck norris combined

he is beyond our understanding

[craggy quarry]

📠

[eager quest]

jebem te usta

[fading shuttle]

lemme show you some real music

[quartz saffron]

i ironically love this meme

but it didnt gain alot of traction on the twitters

[slate crown]

fucking degens brains are too rotten to understand it's meaning

[eager quest]

@stone blade doci

jedi mi

kurac

[slate crown]

beautiful meme

[eager quest]

so funny talking shit to ivan and he understands it cuz bulgarian is literally carbon copy of serbian

[abstract path]

I think i know now why.

[craggy quarry]

You serbian?

[eager quest]

nah

im romanian

[craggy quarry]

Fuck I keep forgettkng

[sullen osprey]

Lmao

[eager quest]

i only shittalk ivan in serbian, not actually talk to him normally

cuz i cant stand hearing bulgarians speaking

i mean

my cat

damn bro

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/YZoblsXpeJk

just let them do it at this point

[west owl]

maaaaan

[hushed marsh]

grandma's classic nyquil chicken

[west owl]

dont post pyro

[slate crown]

natural selection

[slate crown]

you gotta give me a good reason though

[west owl]

I don't like him

[slate crown]

[craggy quarry]

The funny part is that if FDA didnt put out a disclaimer, no one wouldve heard of this challenge

[slate crown]

fair enough

[eager quest]

@stone blade volim te brate

enjoy the movie

zao mi je

[stone blade]

умри

[eager quest]

you know i understand what that means

[stone blade]

yes

never said you don't

[slate crown]

man khaa was right i am like a human golden retriever, I can't dislike anyone

[craggy quarry]

Dont mind him, his cat stepped on the keyboard

[slate crown]

starting to think its a curse

[eager quest]

theres nobody insane enough to like me

i dont even like myself

[stone blade]

sorry it was my fish

[slate crown]

news flash bud, i like you as well even though you're a pain in the ass sometimes

[eager quest]

good, ive left an impression

holy shit my cat keeps jumping on my keyboard

fuck off

[craggy quarry]

I dont hate anyone here

[west owl]

sometimes

[slate crown]

[craggy quarry]

Youre all unique in your own way

[west owl]

Bitch, you are right, i'm special

[eager quest]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTxetL2ihaw @craggy quarry @stone blade

HELLOOOOOOOO CAN U EMBED

[slate crown]

yaaaaaas queen

i mean

king

[eager quest]

there we go

[west owl]

[craggy quarry]

S.P.E.C.I.A.L.
The fallout way

[west owl]

No, the retarded way, only the the low .I. way

[slate crown]

.I.

[craggy quarry]

.I.

[slate crown]

hehe it looks like a pp

[slate crown]

reeeeeeeeeee

[craggy quarry]

When youre doing the dishes and a piece of food touches you

[west owl]

maaaan, how scrupulous are you?

[craggy quarry]

When youre doing the dishes and your uncle touches you

[west owl]

ok what

[atomic pewter]

"What are you doing step-dad"

[abstract path]

Hello

I feel like shit

[gloomy roost]

You're all unique but not unique in a Crystal way

Is it about your friend Crystal?

[abstract path]

Kinda

I generally feel like shit because rn i can't enjoy anything

I don't wanna draw i don't wanna game

It feels....empty, useless

[eager quest]

what do you think ive been living for the past 3 years

[fading shuttle]

this is the crystal i know, nature is healing

[eager quest]

im used to it

[abstract path]

Not even laying down i am interested jn

[eager quest]

i spend my day talking with friends, gaming with friends, listening to music, vibing

and then going to sleep for a very long time

unless its weekdays

i hate mornings in weekdays

[abstract path]

Yeah well that's me in a nutshell but...it feels wrong rn

[abstract path]

Also wednesday

Hehehe

[eager quest]

but every morning starts with my huge soldier greeting me from bed

then me trying to find the inner motivation to get the fuck out of bed

and not be late to every important activity of the day

[abstract path]

There is so much going on in my head

[eager quest]

been there done that

im mostly numb honestly

after going through what ive gone through my life, i am not mentally scared by anything anymore

[abstract path]

I mean me neither but...sometimes you loose the motivation for quite literally anything in your life for about an hour or so

[eager quest]

i highly doubt we have the same situation, but i understand the feelings

try to be honest with yourself, you might be overexaggerating it

[abstract path]

I mean i know i am I'm just saying how it actually feels to me

[eager quest]

i can still feel good and i have fun doing certain things

but again, in reality im mostly a cold person

who cant be mentally hurt by many things anymore

[abstract path]

I mean....am i cold..?

[eager quest]

no

[craggy quarry]

Thats how I felt 2 years between finishing high school and getting a job

[eager quest]

lol

[narrow lotus]

you are fucking 15

shut up

[craggy quarry]

You gotta do shit to be occupied

[fading shuttle]

[eager quest]

i would ask the good ol' "do you know me?" but it doesnt work lmao

ive genuinely been through a lot

but that doesnt mean ill reveal it to everyone

so think what u wanna

[abstract path]

Woo...cool if i had the motivation for thqt

[fading shuttle]

being depressed aint the job for teens, that for adults only aight

quit stealin jobs

[narrow lotus]

yes

[eager quest]

i steal many things hence romanian

[craggy quarry]

Yeah it sucks but what else can you do

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[abstract path]

Wait

And wait

And....wait more

[craggy quarry]

Ok Ich werde warten

[eager quest]

wtf @narrow lotus is online on discord for the first time in their lifetime

[abstract path]

Sure my patience is quite long....but this feels like forever

[eager quest]

has this happened before?

[abstract path]

Even can't talk to my bf

Can you imagine that

[craggy quarry]

Let us talk to him instead

[eager quest]

then talk to some other people instead

like parents

or friends

someone close to you

[craggy quarry]

[abstract path]

He's over at somebodies place....their friend

They left their phome at home..

[craggy quarry]

Lmao

[abstract path]

And my friends don't wanna talk with me today
Quite literally my best friend from my childhood wants to be left alone

[eager quest]

apropo @narrow lotus soz pentru ping din nou, dar mersi cu SSHIP, e misto

nu am mai jucat SS de ceva vreme, si SSHIP e mai fain

[abstract path]

Internet friends are a thing sure....but what much is the use?

[craggy quarry]

Luckily weirdos on discord are here

[narrow lotus]

n-ai pt ce , e naso ca mai are cate un bug , crash cv dar merge

[eager quest]

astazi a fost primul crash

[craggy quarry]

Good point

[eager quest]

dar asta e cam tot

[abstract path]

Weird=cool

[eager quest]

apropo, cand mai joci tarkov?

[abstract path]

That's from juno btw

[narrow lotus]

i was the other way around, my real life friends were such a bad influence that i was glad i finally broke off from the group

[eager quest]

tend to change the more time you spend with people

and with what people

just a natural thing

[abstract path]

I always was quite a loner and....it feels wrong to be...back at such standart for maybe a day

[craggy quarry]

I only have one in real life good friend

And he is back in bosnia soo...

[craggy quarry]

Yeah... it can be very lonely at times

[abstract path]

I hate this.....

[eager quest]

idk just do what you like, or try new things

it all starts with you

its just you and yourself alone

[craggy quarry]

Exsctly

[eager quest]

its your life and you control it, so find some motivation or think about something

youre not gonna achieve anything just giving up like that

sure, maybe rest a bit, think about some stuff, but dont stay like that forever

[plucky void]

find something else to keep you busy

[eager quest]

find some solace

[abstract path]

Today has been alot .