🎪bruh-fart

[stone blade]

gm

[narrow lotus]

sup ivanovi

[stone blade]

hi

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHsh8GHU7S0

mfw posted in tarkov

kekw

[real tinsel]

brainfart finally managed to bully ledy into removing his hidden status thing

great success 🤝

[slate crown]

you're welcome

[real tinsel]

i'm not welcome anywhere

[slate crown]

you're welcomed here

stfu and accept my love

[narrow lotus]

no he is not

[slate crown]

damn ledy that's cold even for you

[real tinsel]

majority of people dislike me and i tend to keep it that way

[stone blade]

ПАААААААЧКААААААА

СИГАРЕТТТТ

[slate crown]

i don't dislike you

[upbeat bobcat]

Tbh i like that way because it keeps people honest towards you, not fake shit.

[stone blade]

[real tinsel]

you don't dislike anyone

you're like a human golden retriever

[slate crown]

true

my gf also says that

[real tinsel]

your gf is me

i'm your gf

[upbeat bobcat]

[slate crown]

[upbeat bobcat]

Bald gf

[stone blade]

oyoyoy

hi rav

[real tinsel]

at some point pango's gf is going to shave her head and go all the way inside pango's hole

[upbeat bobcat]

I have a meme for that but it's not allowed as always

[narrow lotus]

[real tinsel]

...unless i go to vietnam and do it to him first

[upbeat bobcat]

Will you be able to find him tho

[real tinsel]

he'll give me his address

[upbeat bobcat]

Fair

[stone blade]

hi

[quartz saffron]

yo

[stone blade]

WHAT

[quartz saffron]

wrong discord

[stone blade]

WHAT WAS THAT

[quartz saffron]

[severe linden]

[stone blade]

LMAOOOOOOOOo

[severe linden]

throw in a lil smakaro for the bois

[stone blade]

rav xposed

[slate crown]

not possible she would never go bald

[stone blade]

unless you give her a buzzcut

heheheheheh

[real tinsel]

even if it's for analyzing your intestines?

my ex would've probably done that

[slate crown]

i like her hair long

[severe linden]

https://vxtwitter.com/videopug2020/status/1573175887482306565?s=20&t=7E1wa4LEBxBVHR7EugNeIg

[narrow lotus]

[slate crown]

i like to help brush it

[narrow lotus]

[real tinsel]

the first time we got naked together she went down under the sheets and started analyzing my cock and balls with her watch's flashlight

[slate crown]

what? you don't help your significant other brush her hair so it doesn't get tangled?

[narrow lotus]

no , i did once and she told me to fuck off cause i am hurting her

[slate crown]

rookie mistake

[real tinsel]

a bit later i did the same thing because i thought she felt like i think she's a weirdo

[proven crown]

Unless she was giving compliments, that's rough as hell

[real tinsel]

nah she was just overall weird. She'd pop my pimples and sniff inside of my ear and stuff

it didn't exactly bother me

[stone blade]

average romanian gf: you do something nice she tells you to fuck off

[real tinsel]

but i wasn't a fan of it either

[proven crown]

What's that saying about dick and crazy?

[narrow lotus]

yes , the true CoD experience

[slate crown]

i used to brush my moms hair so im a seasoned veteran

[narrow lotus]

right there

[narrow lotus]

i did it once and she told me to fuck off cause i was hurting her

huh...there is a pattern after all

[real tinsel]

what

[narrow lotus]

so who the fuck made a zootopia abortion comic now

[severe linden]

https://c.vxtwitter.com/murdoink/status/1573057653865123843?s=46&t=1I1Lw2og-kOM3YuYN0gzxg

Hamptr

[real tinsel]

what are you talking about bird man

you're into some weird shit

[narrow lotus]

youtube recommending me weird shit ye

[real tinsel]

i wonder why

[stone blade]

this entire server

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1022247374250319872/video0-2050.mp4

[proven crown]

Don't stick your dick in crazy.
Simple rules

[real tinsel]

both of my exs were crazies and i will keep sticking my dick in crazy

[stone blade]

why does the quake 2 ost go so hard

[narrow lotus]

The Rockstar Games Hacker Is Being Hunted By The FBI...

5 stars wanted level , gg my man

[stone blade]

😭

[stone blade]

In that case he can steal the hydra and fly away

its all a part of the plan

[stone blade]

my man ryan gosling bout to go down on his gf in the rain and gets cockblocked by his boss

[stone blade]

GOOD MORNING GOD DAMN ITTTT

[west owl]

LETSSS KILL THISS

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus

[narrow lotus]

yes, why mr American

[stone blade]

id like a five seven

or TBH

why get an ar15 when the p90 exists

smh

[narrow lotus]

price

[stone blade]

eh

[narrow lotus]

i love how the americans are like , yeah imma get a gun to defend my family , probably a pistol or smth easily conceilable

but then they just get a fucking AR

so when it happens, they sure have fun with it

[west owl]

and a p90 on semi and with the enlarged cannon following atf dogma it isnt as cool larping

[stone blade]

at that point why not get a vulcan minigun and place it in the middle of your living room

[west owl]

i mean, you get everything, pistol, shotgun and rifle, minimum

[stone blade]

i still love how kids to this day think the 15 minute rule in school is real

[narrow lotus]

whats that

[west owl]

possibly they dont think its really real, but they just want an excuse to gtfo to the cafeteria

[stone blade]

where you can leave afte r15 minutes if the teacher doesn't show up to class

which

is a bunch of bullshit

[stone blade]

you'd be surprised

[narrow lotus]

ah yeah

i mean....i would do it tbf

if the teacher didnt say it beforehand, look i am going to be late tc

then sure ,, u wiat

otherwise, fuck him , if he doesnt respect the time of his students then dont expect it back

[stone blade]

lol

chad romanian

im gonna use that shit against my professors

[west owl]

im pretty sure i did it, sure its not a rule, but, 15 min is quite a margin, if the teacher hasnt come yet, prob is not gonna come

[narrow lotus]

yeah we used to have a teacher like that and when he asked me where i was the next class i told him i went to eat cause he didnt show up

[stone blade]

LOL

[narrow lotus]

[stone blade]

HOW DARE YOUUU

[narrow lotus]

[stone blade]

he is

[upbeat bobcat]

Good luck affording 5.7×28mm ammo

[stone blade]

shit costs more than gasoline

[upbeat bobcat]

Gas doesn't cost shit in US if you think about the inflation in other parts on the world.

Only gas price went up in US and they were like "is this the end of the world?"

[narrow lotus]

but but my V8 !!!

meanwhile europeans risking thier lives everyday when they try to overtake with a 65 hp engine

[west owl]

someone gets used to what they have

[upbeat bobcat]

Exactly

And western europeans were living so well until today, inflation rising up whilst I've been living like shit for the last 10 years already. Living standard differs but some are aware of other parts of the world so.

[west owl]

not all west spain didnt come back for a moment to the situation before the bubble burst

[west owl]

sure it's no longer now that 50%+ of unemployed young force, but thats just because the amount of shitty jobs created and adding more hours to the standard daily

[west owl]

the saddam hussein jokes to this day

[stone blade]

BRUHHHHHHHHHHHH

bulgaria dun hit the fan

theres a chance bulgarian universities will go online and close(not forever) cuz they dont have gas supplied and gas is expensive

LMAO

[west owl]

[narrow lotus]

i would love that tbf here

[stone blade]

same

like yes

get me online

[west owl]

man return to horse

[narrow lotus]

last time i had online exams i cheated the shit out of them

like no shame , all in , fuck everyone

im paying , im getting 10/10

[stone blade]

ooooh same

:D

[west owl]

is not like the rest were not gonna cheat

[stone blade]

i feel so bad

but fk it

i passed

ion give 2 shits

[narrow lotus]

you would be surprised, there is always those nerds that are afraid of anyhting

but well....im not one of them

lets gooo

[stone blade]

I think the problem is people focus on how much they will get on their exam rather then if they will pass or not

[west owl]

did you learn something you wanted to learn in your degree? if you did good, but dont forget that primarly what you are doing the degree for is for the title

[narrow lotus]

luckily i was never like that , for me minimum was 5 so thats what i was aiming

5/10 u pass

[stone blade]

in bulgaria its from 2 to 6

[narrow lotus]

i learned english

[stone blade]

and how to say skill issue

so thats all that matters

[narrow lotus]

ye fuck college

helped me i guess cause now i am an english teacher

oh shit i gotta go to work at 2

i forogt

talking about the 15 minutes thingie

[west owl]

if you wanted to just learn, you could just get the books that come in the bibliography of the courses and open available

[narrow lotus]

nobody hires u on that bro , u gotta have that paper

[west owl]

but a degree is what it is

[narrow lotus]

nobody cares if u know english , u gotta have a paper that says u do

welcome to real world

😔

at least here in Romania

[stone blade]

best thing is so many kids in bulgaria suck at english even tho most schools learn it at such a basic and braindead level its incredible

[west owl]

depending on the job, but yep, in general what you said is the rule and more on this times. Mostly in spain because state "programs" like they will pay the business part if not all your salary for the first year to "help professional formation"

[stone blade]

i was pounding my head at school thinking how are these people that dumb

to not know simple shit in english

[west owl]

here i've had the same, even professors, in fucking computer science degree. People that want to live in hard mode searching documentation in spanish gl hf

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/323779754513924106/1022800908968529950/5_6134394934385444724.mp4

Literally me fr

[stone blade]

is it weird that i never played oblivion

[west owl]

idk

[narrow lotus]

same , skyrim took all from me

my life, my soul

[west owl]

maybe you were too young when it came out

[real tinsel]

i'm gradually finishing all the classics

[narrow lotus]

ye , it was not rly marketed alot in Eastern Europe

[west owl]

that happened to me with morrowind, i didnt know much back then

[real tinsel]

i'm playing e.y.e now which is not as difficult as people make it to be

[west owl]

but then when oblivion came out, a friend from the neighborhood told me about a game in first person with goblins and skeletons and demons, i got hyped about it

[west owl]

there's people with skill issue, and others without it

[real tinsel]

[stone blade]

oblivion came out when?

2008?

[real tinsel]

2008

[stone blade]

i was born in 2002 so i was 6

lol

[real tinsel]

2006

[stone blade]

wha

[west owl]

2006

ye

[stone blade]

ok 2006 so i was 4

[narrow lotus]

i was born in 1998 but many of those games were not marketed here

[stone blade]

[narrow lotus]

like, the shelves were full of call of duty , battlefield etc but none of bethesdas games for example

[stone blade]

the main games i played as a kid were serious sam / need for speed

serious sam was popular here

[narrow lotus]

ah yeah same damn

[stone blade]

since croteam are croatian company

[west owl]

they werent really that marketed here either, all my knowdledged on videogames back then was through videogames magazines and friends' uncles

[real tinsel]

mine were mostly ps2 games like shrek, spyro, god of war 2, that king arthur game etc

i played a shit ton of ps2 games because there was a club near us

[stone blade]

I never had a console

[real tinsel]

pc games i mostly played as a kid were cs 1.6 and point blank because all my friends played those

[stone blade]

oh ye and cs

i loved surfing

i never played casual

only surfed

i was the bulgarian leafy

[west owl]

[real tinsel]

i didn't know about surfing until i started playing cs go

[stone blade]

lol noob

[west owl]

playing cs with the school classmates on fridays in a cyber after lunch was a rite

me neither kha, i didnt know about surfing until those leafly videos no jk

but idk i couldnt play that much videogames until already deep in my teens, before that my parents just kicked me out of the house to play with other kids

[fading shuttle]

I got to sleep in my English classes cus of that

What having access to the internet at an early age does to a mf

[upbeat bobcat]

You supposed to call me daddy but you are the mod damn. Y'all just lil kids

[west owl]

cmon the bird is only 5 years younger

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm not talking about mental age

[west owl]

still a 90s gang

[upbeat bobcat]

Y'all daddy to me considering mental age

[abstract path]

My mother woke me up and i am tired

And moody

-_-

[stone blade]

the void?

[abstract path]

What void

[stone blade]

blind

[abstract path]

My head hurts

[stone blade]

das some dark ass clouds

rain incoming

[west owl]

[abstract path]

I wish blyat

I really fucking wish

[slate crown]

mad?

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/didnt-cry-about-it-gachimuchi-billy-herrington-aniki-danny-lee-gif-26324876

[slate crown]

[abstract path]

the timing

[slate crown]

that timing

[west owl]

[abstract path]

But yeah...

Howz everyone today?

[slate crown]

güd

[abstract path]

That's good

Used to be in a bad mood some moments ago ig

[west owl]

it is a cloudy day like the bulgarian and i think it rained a bit earlier, so gud

[abstract path]

Great

Yeah idk if we had rain

Wantt to draw yesterday at night

And didn't

[west owl]

then draw now while you bs around internet

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/t3AVtQkEHaE

gah damn

what a throwback

[stone blade]

oka

[west owl]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/493156996644864001/991778222163374171/take_your_best_shot.gif

[abstract path]

Yeah i wish

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/H_33j-XQak0

here you go ivan

[west owl]

i should crop the guys voice, i hate how he sounds

[gloomy roost]

Damn dude?

You hate how you sound?

[west owl]

yes

[gloomy roost]

[abstract path]

Dead cells is fun

[slate crown]

he sounds funny to me

[west owl]

i dont think so, i just wanna hear the frogge going e

[slate crown]

here ya go

[west owl]

me happy now, ty bru

[slate crown]

make someone happy: check

my day is complete

[west owl]

daily quest grind, now you can unlog

[slate crown]

no, now i get to do side quests

shitposting

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/tomfoolery-cat-gif-20855967

[stone blade]

okay i have a huge problem with memorizing where cities are in bulgaria

people be like im from pleven

and me thinking its somewhere near my town like 60/70 km away

meanwhile its 150 away on the other side of the mountain that seperates bulgaria

man im smart

[slate crown]

you're smort ivan

[stone blade]

big

huge

im smart
just backwards

[slate crown]

galaxy brain

[stone blade]

brain bigger than bulgaria

[fading shuttle]

i have absolutely no idea where exactly my oblast is

[west owl]

man is bulgaria smoll

at least you have beaches

[stone blade]

it is

[west owl]

unlike serbia

[stone blade]

we do

we used to have 3

3 seas that is

or czechia

or slovakia

or hungary

lmao get rekt

[west owl]

mfs they can only go to the lake or the river

[stone blade]

yes

also

[fading shuttle]

look at those swiss bastards, cant even get shanked by a gypsy

[stone blade]

theres this hill behind my neighbourhood

i can go there

one small issue

theres a canal deviding it

lol

theres bridges ofc

[west owl]

the czechs are ok though, at least from what i hear from erasmus is a nice experience

a lot of good beer and partying at a good price

[stone blade]

should i go

maybe i drown

lol

[slate crown]

i don't think it's possible for me to outright hate someone, unless that person has done something especially heinous

[west owl]

also idk where i read it, but they are the closest to the us, at least in europe, when it comes to firearms

[slate crown]

everyone is fren

[abstract path]

Everyone is fren :)

[west owl]

you are fren

[stone blade]

the council has decided
you are fren

[west owl]

others... not so much, but we can be frens if theres a nice thicc wall in between

[slate crown]

understandable

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/my-enemy-enemy-gif-26060859

[slate crown]

my gf is the complete opposite of me then

[abstract path]

Damn

Frenemy

[slate crown]

well she doesn't outright hate people

but she's very antisocial

[stone blade]

shes a psychopath

[slate crown]

i wouldn't say that

[west owl]

she sounds like a person i would like

[stone blade]

yeah you would say that

[fading shuttle]

She is disinterested in people that don't like getting pegged, I can respect that

[slate crown]

if im a human golden retriever, then she'd be a human cat

[stone blade]

shes just like me fr

[west owl]

[abstract path]

I would be....idk what i would be

Myself

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-patrick-bateman-gif-25746875

[slate crown]

she loves me but struggles to say "i love you"

[stone blade]

me resisting the urge to say skill issue https://tenor.com/view/linokisser-gif-reaction-tiktok-alien-gif-21656547

[west owl]

if she likes you, thats enough

[stone blade]

if she exists , that's enough

[west owl]

dont take the normal pills denton

[stone blade]

i havent taken my pills in 6 years

im sane

Im normal

[west owl]

in your lane, nourished and hidrated

[slate crown]

she's not good with emotions

[stone blade]

focused.

pango gf reveal when

[slate crown]

she's very good at logic but anything emotional just completely shuts her down

[west owl]

literally me fr fr

[slate crown]

sadly never ivan

but she's happy that I've finally got friends to talk to on a daily basis

[west owl]

except she has been able to hold a relationship for big part of her life instead of pushing them away after half year

[slate crown]

actually she met me by complete accident

[west owl]

it is what it is, each one is its own little animal

[slate crown]

we just attended an English class together as kids, i asked her if she liked video games and we were best buds from then on

[fading shuttle]

holy shit he got the gamer gf

https://tenor.com/view/i-kneel-kneel-kneeling-avgn-angry-videogame-nerd-gif-25509746

[slate crown]

i thought you already knew she's a gamer from the fact that she pegs me

[west owl]

big tidhy asian gamer gf if you mind

it's legendary status

[slate crown]

she loves playing Pokemon and kirby

[fading shuttle]

a unicorn, yes

[slate crown]

she's my residential pokemon expert

[west owl]

so she is a shiny

[fading shuttle]

you mentioned pokemon

[slate crown]

no matter what she is

[fading shuttle]

now i gotta post it

[slate crown]

still won't change the fact that I'll love her no matter what

[fading shuttle]

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

[slate crown]

yea i sent this to her once

she added 3 extra paragraphs

[west owl]

[fading shuttle]

resident pokemon lore expert commits crimes against humanity

[eager quest]

what does she play

[abstract path]

*and dead cells fan

[eager quest]

dead cells makes me wanna make all my cells dead

[abstract path]

Mine already are

[eager quest]

good

[slate crown]

pokemon, kirby, minecraft, terraria, deadcells...etc

[eager quest]

sorry typo

[eager quest]

she plays dead cells

may i introduce myself

[slate crown]

also binding of issac

[fading shuttle]

i was about to write "basic" but you said binding of isaac

all is good

[eager quest]

yes

[slate crown]

she likes to play alot of indie titles

[abstract path]

I'm on 5bc almost beat the game thanks

[eager quest]

does she play any shooters

[eager quest]

not to u

[slate crown]

i recommended CRAWL and Death road to Canada

[slate crown]

nah she has never touched a single shooter

[eager quest]

damn

rts games?

[slate crown]

nope

[eager quest]

bruh

rpg, prpg, arpg?

[slate crown]

i think she played a few once but they never really stuck

[eager quest]

rip

crystal

[slate crown]

right now she's doing a pokemon nuzlock challenge

[fading shuttle]

only thing stopping her taste from being basic is the binding of isaac

[upbeat bobcat]

Found @real tinsel

[slate crown]

she's a binding of issac god

she unlocked everysingle item and achievement

[west owl]

[slate crown]

she's really good at bullet hell games since she would always force me to play them with her when we were young

i sucked at bullet hell games and would always get carried by her

she also plays piano in her free time

[eager quest]

does she play touhou

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1021793840618803341/Korone_-_Have_Confidence.mp4

LITERALLY ME

[slate crown]

i think i got a video of her playing the piano somewhere i can send

[eager quest]

yeah yeah squeaker

[slate crown]

i think so? memories abit foggy

[eager quest]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOO

SHES LOST

[stone blade]

yo stfu

[west owl]

denton

[slate crown]

wait lemme ask just to make sure

[fading shuttle]

wait WHAT

[west owl]

if you want him to shut up just ask about a girl and a phonecall

[fading shuttle]

weep for my mans

i look away for a fucking second and the moment i turn around

Geniune fucking travesty

[abstract path]

Dude

[west owl]

when it comes to indie games i just used to simp for whatever indie that had a banger soundtrack

[abstract path]

I played that game it's actually fun

[west owl]

super hexagon, electronic super joy, hotline miami, necrodancer and such

[unkempt oasis]

holy fuck, what a deal!

[fading shuttle]

i only keep track of indie games for the soundtrack

i never play them

[west owl]

it's been a while that i dont go indie exploring, now more than a decade later, there is soooo many indie games, and so many that look actually at least pretty good that idk i just end up not trying any

[slate crown]

here's a video of her playing the piano she sent me awhile back

hand reveal

[abstract path]

Also i am into eldrich horrors

[fading shuttle]

gotta learn how those kpop stans can dox someone from a single frame reflection

[abstract path]

And a lovecraftian fan too-

[stone blade]

LALALALALA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmDwnQDpw_o

fuck yes nu pogodi music

[fading shuttle]

🤝

[slate crown]

confirmation

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/sweat-wipe-wipe-sweat-gif-12059010

crisis averted

[west owl]

tell her to play them, just to screw the ghosties

[slate crown]

what's so bad about touhou games anyways?

[west owl]

🤷‍♂️

[slate crown]

genuine question btw

[fading shuttle]

he doesnt know chat

[slate crown]

i always see people hate on it but never know why

[west owl]

me neither

[west owl]

https://youtu.be/ss0ioE4VDuo

[eager quest]

YOOOOOOOO

SPIDERHECK CAME OUT

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/XgTWewix3BA

ain't this just the stick man fighting game but with spiders?

[west owl]

it looks so

[fading shuttle]

"party game" yep goodbye

[slate crown]

i like couch coop games

[fading shuttle]

i barely know one person and he is my brother

[slate crown]

💀

no bitches?

nah

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-juice-cry-cat-kitten-tears-gif-15751834

[slate crown]

no frens is even worse

[fading shuttle]

screw you

you with your nonlack of bitches

[slate crown]

no i didn't mean to offend

[west owl]

[slate crown]

i was just making a remark

[fading shuttle]

we barely scrapin by

[west owl]

nah, man whatever you find comfortable with

[slate crown]

alex dont worry bro you'll get all the bitches in the world

starting with me

[fading shuttle]

i respect your girlfriends ability to feminise you, so sadly i dont wish to disrespect her and the sanctity of your relationship

[slate crown]

nah bro i just need to tell her beforehand and she'll be cool with it

[fading shuttle]

i wanna gape the bussy myself, i dont want it pre-gaped

[stone blade]

okay

[west owl]

picky isnt he

[fading shuttle]

yes

[slate crown]

as long as im honest, my gf will basically let me sleep with anyone

[fading shuttle]

my lack of relationship may be due to the fact ive never gone out of my way to talk with anyone of the opposite sex, but idk i think its because women fear me

[eager quest]

i have long hair, no emotion on my face, wear trench coats and take walks at night

women walk away from me for some reason

[slate crown]

i mean you can stay single man, nothing wrong with that imo

[abstract path]

I would play it

[fading shuttle]

yo shit, its Not Important

[abstract path]

And destroy friends easily :)

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/hate-hatred-my-name-is-not-important-controversial-marilyn-manson-gif-24085578

[eager quest]

fun game

[fading shuttle]

ghosty going outside for a walk

[eager quest]

played it whole

[fading shuttle]

the destruction mechanics were baller

[eager quest]

aside from this game being made for absolute fucking psychopaths

it was pretty fun

[west owl]

man, you dont need to get out of your way to talk to anyone, just get out and hangout, thats it

[slate crown]

we live in a society

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-gif-15292392

[fading shuttle]

lemme rephrase that, i dont go out of my way to talk with anyone or go to social gatherings because i like doing what im obligated to do then going home and being a cave troll until the time for obligated doings returns

[west owl]

https://youtu.be/TnlPtaPxXfc

[west owl]

welp in that case, if you want a partner, either you trust and try luck many times with the shitty apps, or you get a hobby that gets you around a group of people irl

[gloomy roost]

Only thing I know about touhou is that its full of girls so maybe people are mad because there's no male representation? Also haven't played any of them but I have a friend in a other server that loves touhou

[fading shuttle]

ah but you see, i wish i had one, but i never plan on going out of my way to get one because while i understand with my routine of doing my job/school work perfectly and then going home and disappearing from public life until the time comes again makes this impossible, i find this entire system very comforting

[west owl]

thats the thing, if you are comfortable with the whole situation then keep it. Only stirr it when you get enough uncomfy

[fading shuttle]

still feel personally attacked when i get called maidenless

[slate crown]

sorry

[west owl]

ego is a thing

[slate crown]

i didn't know

[fading shuttle]

mine is extremely fragile

[west owl]

just let it go

[slate crown]

i was trying to say having no friends is worst than having no bitches

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/rav-rav-despawned-rav-cry-cry-confused-gif-22445793

[slate crown]

I won't do it again

[eager quest]

homies before hoes anyway

[eager quest]

bros before hoes

[fading shuttle]

from stabbing me to downright murdering me, bruh

[slate crown]

i mean it in a good way

insulting you was the last thing i wanted to do

don't worry alex

we're your homies

if i could I'd tuck you in and kiss you goodnight everyday

because that's what homies do

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-a-homie-kiss-smack-gif-17593938

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/hZPCBVl4MlA

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/235164125196451840/1022857400304291881/happiness-1.mp4

[fading shuttle]

grumpy boys

[west owl]

literally me and the bros

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/574613812397867009/1022691613761347594/FB_IMG_1663899061432.jpg

https://youtube.com/watch?v=f3AZYQh2e0k&feature=share

[craggy quarry]

Ngl id still eat that

Im a sucker for corn

[pastel quartz]

Corny

[stone blade]

hi

i love winter

no i dont

season sucks dick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya3XufguZMY

the burning white house cuz of the events in 1993 really hits different

[slate crown]

fucks sake it was a mistake signing up for Marxist philosophy classes

[stone blade]

deserved

[pastel quartz]

Lmao

[slate crown]

if i show up to classes tomorrow and they're not at least explaining everything in english im walking out and getting my money back

[stone blade]

ooo maaa gaaaah

360 euro

damn

[slate crown]

what job?

[stone blade]

average

[slate crown]

damn

[stone blade]

thats in all of bulgaria

basically

we're fucked

[craggy quarry]

5pm in winter be like

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/first-time-meme-first-time-the-ballad-of-buster-scruggs-gif-24656975

[stone blade]

no

we're used to it

balkans do be a fun place

[craggy quarry]

I completely forgot vietnam is still run by a commie goverment

[slate crown]

idk what the average spending is like over there but if you had that amount of money a month in vietnam you're good

[upbeat bobcat]

Our government

[slate crown]

360€ = 8.304.242,56 vietnamese dongs

[stone blade]

hehe dong

hehe

[craggy quarry]

Bruh what

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/donkey-kong-intensify-shaking-gif-14723368

[craggy quarry]

And I thought turkey had it bad with inflation

[stone blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/733214991515123772/1022867498011480095/284130374_1073813003235617_2883924526363761364_n.mp4

[slate crown]

that basically covers rent and you'd still have alot more extra to spend

[stone blade]

i go to vietnam

[craggy quarry]

Why

Nist why dude

[stone blade]

because fuck you
thats why

[craggy quarry]

How fucking disentisized are you by this shit its not even cool

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/466709831844233226/1022869447377170482/Moldy_Cooking.mp4

[slate crown]

the power move is to work your ass off and deposit most of your money in a bank until you're 60 and move to vietnam to live the rest of your life like a king

[craggy quarry]

See now I completely understand Zio

[stone blade]

dude its a meme

chill the fk out

[west owl]

man thats what the germans and some british were already doing in spain, theres suburban neighborhoods of just retired nordics

[slate crown]

exactly

[upbeat bobcat]

I don't believe british can live outside of britain

[west owl]

barely

[abstract path]

I think my friend feels not okay

[craggy quarry]

Britan more like britistan

[abstract path]

Or just eants to be left alone

[upbeat bobcat]

There was one idiot went to Spain for vacation and then filed a complain about so much Spaniard around.

[craggy quarry]

Whats going on

[west owl]

the average british still thinks that they can get tanned through getting like a boiled lobster on our beaches

[abstract path]

Idk him bein a bit mean when i got something up planned with him

Even yesterday he seemed very...

Moody?

No

[upbeat bobcat]

Crystal sit

[west owl]

mfs need to eat more carrot or rerroll genetics

[slate crown]

mmmmmm melanoma

[abstract path]

He just seemed like he didn't want to

[abstract path]

Why

[upbeat bobcat]

"i got something up planned with him"

[abstract path]

Well i mean

I wantet to

He just seems...yeah

I guess he wants to be left alone

Something is bothering him surely

[upbeat bobcat]

If he wanted to be alone, he wouldn't be here

[abstract path]

Yesterday asked him what's up and he said he doesn't wanna talk about it...today is still the same mood

[real tinsel]

he's literally me

[craggy quarry]

Bow chicka wow wow

[craggy quarry]

Hey crystal how are you my man

[abstract path]

Feel okay just worried about my friend....what about you?

[craggy quarry]

I don't wanna talk about it

[abstract path]

W-why?

[real tinsel]

he probably wants to be left alone

i know because that's what i do when i want to be left alone

[abstract path]

Yeah...i would guess so too ohnestly

sigh i just...hope he'll be fine

[craggy quarry]

Dont overreact is ok
Prolly nothing

[abstract path]

Dude he is almost 18 and his parents not only once threatened to throw him out
At his birthday he's on fucking thin ice, he's probably overstressing

i can more then relate on it though

[craggy quarry]

Why do they want to throw him out?

[abstract path]

yeah only because he does the things they should be supposed to do and he isn't a "perfect child" thinking that their kids are there to do their fucking ERRANDS in the house

You do not know how angry i am at those parents sometimes

[pastel quartz]

<<Whoever installed this microwave on my jet is a god-damn genius>>

[real tinsel]

fat 🫵

[craggy quarry]

Yo is that the funny-mustache-man cat?

[west owl]

maybe is one of those

[west owl]

as long is only errands, if he lives in his parents house it is what it is

[abstract path]

Yeah well they put that on him since he's prolly idk 13-14?

Parents are just toxic, most of them that is

[west owl]

idk what his parents work on, but if they happen to be lower class or whatever you wanna call them, they prob want their kid to have a taste of their daily

[abstract path]

Nope

They wanna brag about how their job is harder then the one he works already
They want him to do everything so they can watch TV

Dead ass

[west owl]

if he has the age of being able to get a job he can try gtfo, but then maybe is gonna now the meaning of errands for bs price

[abstract path]

Well.

He sure is working on it

[slate crown]

my gf is also suffering something similar with her parents as well

[slate crown]

i was surprised they gave her the greenlight to switch her major over to game designing

im going to have a game dev gf, pog

[west owl]

that's already a huge

[slate crown]

a huge what?

[west owl]

i wouldnt let my kid get into that kind of mayors

[slate crown]

i had the same worries as well, but she's studying at RMIT

she's in good hands

[abstract path]

Les go

[west owl]

ye but still idk, haven't seen that many entry jobs admitting a degree of game design

like all the entry jobs ive always seen in aaa have been either just plain cs to start in scripting dep or an arts for the concept arts or assets dep

and then there's the indie studios, where all they care is if you have a portfolio showing actual projects you've done no matter paid or not

[real tinsel]

nu zayec

nu pagadi

[real tinsel]

game dev is more of a passion job, people who don't have passion towards game dev wouldn't choose it as their major. And if you have passion towards something you'll do your own projects as you're learning and likely even afterwards

[narrow lotus]

hello

[sullen osprey]

Yeah

[west owl]

that's the thing, but i'm not sure that seems to be clear. Some think that a degree is all you need, others think that a degree is what you need, and others see the job market being a little more colorful depending where you are or where you are going

[slate crown]

i forgot to mention

that's only her secondary major

her actual major is in art designing and her old one was marketing but she recently changed to game design instead

plus she's got a few connections who can hook her up with an internship for a game company here in Vietnam once she graduates

[sullen osprey]

Flexing on the normies I see

[slate crown]

[west owl]

and hello bird 🦃

[abstract path]

Yeah you're missing out some details

Lol

[sullen osprey]

All I need to put on my application is “no 1 pogchamp” and I will literally be accepted into anywhere

[slate crown]

her main thing is art, she's just branching out from there

[sullen osprey]

Your degrees mean nothing to my 20 dollar subscription

[abstract path]

I try to do art but it is quite...a bit difficult

[west owl]

see, if she can just plug herself into the first job, that would be neat, already a good grease for the future

[slate crown]

told you, she's 12 quantum realities ahead at all times

[sullen osprey]

So she can find my father finally?

[slate crown]

even god can't find him at this point 💀

[sullen osprey]

NOOOOOOO

[slate crown]

jk jk

you'll find him someday

i think

[sullen osprey]

I’ll find him with my nosorog on and make him take the L I have been taking for years

[slate crown]

did your dad leave for milk as well?

same honestly

[sullen osprey]

He left for the Poland femboys

Never came back

[slate crown]

although mine was a raging alcoholic before he left

we still keep in touch sometimes

[abstract path]

And I'm only 5 steps ahead of my bf

[sullen osprey]

Why is he following you or something

[stone blade]

NU ZAYECCCC

lights up cig

i just realised

the wolfy is just a "literally me" character

[abstract path]

Yeah sometimes he's like a puppy that follows you everywhere

And when he makes plans i sometimes see through it like glass

[sullen osprey]

Curbstomp your ambitions

Go to the zone looser

And if you no cigarettes then bad times many with air deadly juices

[slate crown]

i only smoke exhaust fumes

car gas good for health

i can already feel my brain swelling from all the nutrients I've ingested

[abstract path]

Big brain time

[slate crown]

i like how everyone in my family is fine with alcohol, but the second i mention cigarettes i get lynched

thank god alcohol doesn't turn me into a violent scumbag like my dad

[west owl]

dont get too real pango, i dont wanna kiss you

https://twitter.com/BreakingBadIrny/status/1572994138248601600?t=bhvfmYVJUqlxwyLmf72zgA&s=19

Breaking Bad Irony (@BreakingBadIrny)

https://t.co/nwUux56mDn

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[real tinsel]

NNNUUU PAGAADIIIIIIII

[real tinsel]

that's why people get paid to make art

[abstract path]

well that's obvious

[real tinsel]

goblin tax

[stone blade]

guys

im going to london

[west owl]

O hi o

[slate crown]

little did we know, khaaytil just took a selfie

that's also a very uglycute cat

[west owl]

I love it

[real tinsel]

i waited like 7 minutes for him to take an ugly position

[slate crown]

[west owl]

looks like a cute warhammer goblin

[slate crown]

here's mine then

shhhh

[real tinsel]

fat 🫵

[slate crown]

be quiet, she's slepin

[slate crown]

believe it or not, that's actually how a healthy bob tail supposed to look like

she's not fat at all

[west owl]

doesnt look fat

last time i was gonna tell you to stop eating her food

[slate crown]

slightly chunky

[slate crown]

ok dude

[west owl]

naaah, look at those legs, have hare legs

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyPjwxHxbus

[plucky void]

iawiawiaiwaiwaiwiw

[real tinsel]

this is what he looks like without the ugly filter

[slate crown]

[real tinsel]

those are some weird cats man

[west owl]

those fucking ears man, anubis

[proven crown]

only having cats

Amos the cat sleeps on top of the dogs though

[slate crown]

oh yea forgot to mention

my cat's 14 btw

[stone blade]

HE BALD

[slate crown]

she still looks young af

[stone blade]

🫵

[real tinsel]

are you blind ivan

[west owl]

also @real tinsel , kinda got jelly im finally gonna give it a try

[craggy quarry]

No hes bulgarian

[stone blade]

no im bulgarian

[craggy quarry]

I wanna try eye but ive seen that its a hard game to get into

[real tinsel]

invest all points into hacking

it's so fun watching people eat each other from the inside

[craggy quarry]

Like one of those games where you have to play multiple times to figure it out

[real tinsel]

it's not hard to get into

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toA6YjKYCTw&list=RDMM&index=6

[west owl]

man where do you get your sources?

[proven crown]

He was 15 when he was run over. Never lost a fight with the other cats either.

[craggy quarry]

Oh oke

[real tinsel]

you can literally max your strength, endurance and accuracy in the beginning and take a minigun with heavy armor and become god

[west owl]

mandalore only said that you should watch out for your legs because of the movements speed

[craggy quarry]

Oh nice

[west owl]

otherwise

just enjoy the brrrrrrrr of the guns

[craggy quarry]

Yeah those ladders are crazy long

[stone blade]

@eager quest show simon

before he jumps off the window again

[craggy quarry]

Simon says show simon

[proven crown]

The starting anti-material rifle is great

[real tinsel]

ah mandalore was the one who introduced me to E.Y.E as well

🤝

[craggy quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/i-beg-your-pardon-gif-25374687

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r7RWTaGezc&list=RDMM&index=7

[real tinsel]

i'm going for a stealth hacker build because it's fun to hide in a corner and hack into people's ai then watch them turn on each other

but if i fuck up i'm dead in an instant

[stone blade]

stealth fucker

puts stealthily balls into peoples coffee and runs away

[proven crown]

The anti-material rifle you can get from the start for free can 1-hit anything but choppers without trying.
Cyber-Struemon being the outlier as you need to shoot the weak spot

[west owl]

and you were playing cyberpunk before dont you khaa?

[real tinsel]

no my pc can't handle cyberpunk

wish it did though

game looks very fun

[west owl]

were did you get the falcos quest name then?

[proven crown]

Steamdeck can handle Cyberpunk on medium at 40fps

[real tinsel]

youtube video

[west owl]

oooooh

[real tinsel]

today i learned my pc is worse than steamdeck

[eager quest]

stfu im writing an essay

but i will send

[stone blade]

haha school moment

laugh at this mf

[eager quest]

hes chilling on the couch next to me

[stone blade]

communist couch

[proven crown]

Not writing essays in reply to shitposts while pretending to be ultra-socialist

[west owl]

the red of the couch oof

[stone blade]

literally communist couch

[proven crown]

The commie casting couch

[stone blade]

communist cat

[slate crown]

what if we sat together on the casting couch

haha jk jk

unless...?

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsNY-mR-9F0

extremely faithful to the scene in the manga with 100 enemies, where only 1 or 2 attack at a time

https://twitter.com/MatthewKeysLive/status/1573298480520404992

Matthew Keys (@MatthewKeysLive)

UPDATE: @CityPolice confirm 17-year-old arrested over hacking incident; source says the crime is related to intrusion on Rockstar Games and possibly Uber Technologies. https://t.co/lLHX2cpGfA $UBER

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[real tinsel]

i wonder if it does actually feel that heavy or if he was doing it for the entertainment

[stone blade]

ok

i came up with an idea

if youre having a homo party right

how about

playing russian roullete but instead of bullets

its with shlongs

why hasnt anyone thought of that

[west owl]

... i mean the game of the bottle is not uncommon

and sounds like something they already would do in orgies

but never have been so cool, nor done that much coke to get invited to one of those, so idk

[plucky void]

🤨

[stone blade]

9/23/2022 - the russian roulette incident

[atomic pewter]

It be friday

Booze time

[craggy quarry]

Hold on there partners, this cock aint big enough for both of yall

[craggy quarry]

[slate crown]

weed: acquired

time to have fun bois

[atomic pewter]

Man I didn't know how insane Dragonforce's solos are

[plucky void]

yay, drugs

[plucky void]

their entire songs are made of solos

[atomic pewter]

On a warm winter morning

[slate crown]

needed an excuse to use this pfp

[plucky void]

in the time before the light

fairy metal at its "finest"

[atomic pewter]

Fairy metal xD ?

[plucky void]

ecks dee

[slate crown]

ecks ma dee

[plucky void]

it's an 'endearing' term for these prog metal bands that sing about fantasy stuff

aka

FAIRIES

[atomic pewter]

Isn't that just a slang term for gays

[west owl]

what did you get

[plucky void]

what isn't a slang term for gays nowadays

[slate crown]

what do you mean exactly?

[west owl]

strain

[plucky void]

muscle strain?

[slate crown]

no clue but it's 300k a gram and people call it the AK-47

[west owl]

you leave me with no clue either

https://www.leafly.com/strains/ak-47

[slate crown]

yea that

[west owl]

doesnt sound bad

[slate crown]

it's better than the 200k i usually smoke

[craggy quarry]

Wait shouldnt weed make you relaxed and mellow as it should?

[west owl]

not always

my favourite was https://www.leafly.com/strains/kali-mist

and it's kind of the contrary

it puts you happy yes, but it hit me better than coffee

[craggy quarry]

Its like if you drink coffee to fall asleep bruh

[slate crown]

not all strains work the same kovac

[atomic pewter]

One of my coworkers always smokes a joint before coming to work

[hushed marsh]

Cat 3 Hurricane tonight

[abstract path]

Deez

[hushed marsh]

Wahoo

[slate crown]

'ell yea dude

[craggy quarry]

Bruh

[abstract path]

What

Are we talking about

[hushed marsh]

Smoking on that MKUltra

[craggy quarry]

About you

[atomic pewter]

Today we Freedom

[slate crown]

weed.

[hushed marsh]

Sure the like, Anarchist thing is kinda lame

But the sitting around smoking weed

[slate crown]

feet.

[hushed marsh]

I can get behind that

[atomic pewter]

CEMENT

[abstract path]

I wish someday i could get high actually

[hushed marsh]

Its fun, just dont go overboard

[slate crown]

DAS CONK CREEK BAYBEEEE

[atomic pewter]

Welcum to bo'om gear m8's

[craggy quarry]

Like coke?

[hushed marsh]

Yeah

Ive tried it, its not great

[abstract path]

I know
I tried once, i was literally stoned

[slate crown]

tonight on gear

[abstract path]

Or however ya call it

[slate crown]

cars

[atomic pewter]

Jams

[slate crown]

hammond

you fucking munter

[atomic pewter]

Hanomd

[hushed marsh]

today on Top Gear, Clarkson gets fired again

[slate crown]

HAM man

[atomic pewter]

Oi haemorrhoids look at this new lambo chevy middle

[slate crown]

HAM MAN

[abstract path]

Guys

[hushed marsh]

One of them almost broke their neck again recently

on the Amazon show they have

[atomic pewter]

Grand trip ?

[hushed marsh]

Grand Tour

[slate crown]

2002 chevvy highlander

[atomic pewter]

Wait Grand Tour

Ye

[craggy quarry]

Id definitely wanna try fallout 4 just for the gun varieties

[hushed marsh]

Yeah James May sideways slid a car into a tunnel wall