#🎪bruh-fart
stone blade
uhhh no
gloomy roost
stone blade
yes
slate crown
nah i don't need twinkies, I've already got @heady crow
upbeat bobcat
nah i don't need twinkies, I've already got <@273796868469686272>
"we"
west owl
slate crown
fading shuttle
funny dog 
west owl
what if i tell you that it is not about confidence, but is about not giving a fuck if you fell to a pit or not 
fading shuttle
he is a modern day philosopher
like the homeless crack addicted man that lives next to the Lidl in my town, he speaks the truth
slate crown
at least you have a philosopher crack addict, i got the "I'll suck your dick for a pound of dope" addicts 
fading shuttle
bruh, a dicksuck for a pound of dope? who tf does he think he is, we are in a recession
slate crown
ikr?
stone blade
omg it's literally me
slate crown
funny dog <:stalkerpeepohappy:981963701433278464>
fading shuttle
doeg
slate crown
DOOG
fading shuttle
dopamine doog
slate crown
serotonin overdose
heady crow
heady crow
slate crown
real tinsel
me and my wife (me on the right)
slate crown
he met miku 
heady crow
slate crown
heady crow
gloomy roost
slate crown
@stone blade be like: omg literally me
https://youtu.be/ahHhF9a-swA
time to binge watch BBC earth with gf
night sail
burers in x18
slate crown
we've got a high risk target right here
narrow lotus
i swear to god Zoom calls turned into malware at this point
abstract path
Lmao
real tinsel
i've seen a lot of people say E.Y.E. is incomprehensible and requires a hefty amount of time to figure out how the game works
is that true
abstract path
eager quest
"realistic WW2 shooter"
tarkov more realistic
slate crown
fr 💀
real tinsel
tarkov more realistic
tarkov actually more realistic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT059hCJKFk
abstract path
I wonder too
real tinsel
https://youtu.be/1pLczwqwUc4
i haven't played call of duty since 2017 and it was black ops 2
narrow lotus
funner thing is , everyone think tarkov is aiming to be realistic
but its aiming to be immersive, not realistic, realism would kill the fun real quick
helmets are a good example of that
slate crown
i haven't played call of duty since 2017 and it was black ops 2
black ops 1 was peak
it went down hill from there
real tinsel
when we were together my ex tried to get me into warzone but i couldn't get myself to like it enough to even download it
slate crown
modern warfare was the saving grace and now they've managed to ruin it
real tinsel
funner thing is , everyone think tarkov is aiming to be realistic
but its aimin...
most people who say realism probably mean immersion
i wouldn't want a realistic shooter, especially world war based ones
most of the gameplay just would be wait in place and hope you don't get artilleried
slate crown
shatters legs
rubs oil on face
legs healed
realistic
lusty sonnet
i swear to god Zoom calls turned into malware at this point
Always have been
narrow lotus
most of the gameplay just would be wait in place and hope you don't get artiller...
battlefield 1 , counter scopes with scopes , or get blown by some random nade / tank / whatever the fuck comes ur way
in 3 and 4 it was even worse-ish cause u had so many explosive types of shit there it was funny
west owl
man, red orchestra 2 in a good server, that was a blast
real tinsel
in 3 and 4 it was even worse-ish cause u had so many explosive types of shit the...
bf3 metro map
slate crown
if gold star balm can cure broken limbs then i need to get another bottle of tiger balm from my local pharmacy
ASAP
real tinsel
in anomaly drugs give your psyche a boost instead of ruining it
echo slate
eager quest
funner thing is , everyone think tarkov is aiming to be realistic
but its aimin...
even so, it isnt that immersive to me..........
spawning into a raid and dying 2 seconds later cuz shit spawns
getting folded by cheaters once every 3 games
bullets being able to bounce off of people's bald heads
cuz they somehow work like helmets?
and im not even kidding, if the angle is awkward enough, a fucking bullet will bounce off of someone's scalp
💀
west owl
the cheaters is what made me uninstall and never come back, idc how other people play, but if it is not a competitive game i like larping, and if i play solo im gonna play like a pussy pussy rat
eager quest
i legit only die to some dude in a bush with 1 min left in the raid or a cheater
i dont think ive ever died to an actual skill issue in like
the past 20 raids
or a 4 man camping
theres always one more
west owl
but no problem because with more or less that 1/3 - 1/5 rate i will have a guy running to my position acrosss the map and throwing 4 nades in the hole im at
abstract path
I feel like 11 hours of sleep weren't enough today
eager quest
i dont think ive ever died to an actual skill issue in like
if we dont count the fact that i shoot people like 10 times in the chest and they dont die
abstract path
the cheaters is what made me uninstall and never come back, idc how other people...
Solo ain't really bein a pussy
Maybe you just wantet to play alone
slate crown
abstract path
I agree man i agree
eager quest
Solo ain't really bein a pussy
i mean, this game solo is aids anyway
abstract path
Yeah see
abstract path
Exactlyyyy
eager quest
but i personally dont play like a pussy solo
not being aggressive and fast as a solo will get u killed every time
imo at least
eager quest
game is high risk high reward anyway, so might as well go ahead
abstract path
But what about faster?
slate crown
👉 
slate crown
I'm just kidding
west owl
slate crown
i always take the opportunity for a funni
west owl
I do that too, but 90% of my funnies don't land
slate crown
it is what it is
most important thing is that you're having fun doing it
that's what funnies are all about
west owl
My tarkov desillusion was what made me got hooked with hunt for a while
and still go back from time to time
sure it doesnt have as much gun porn value as tarkov
but in exchange of beautiful old guns
slate crown
i wish i could play tarkov tbh but after looking at some bullet spreadsheets i immediately lost interest
west owl
yeh is a grind gacho machine fest
first get the money, so you have a bigger chance for a fair fight
west owl
is what a liked about hunt, sure you have some semi auto guns, but they dont do a lot of difference, the cheapest of loadouts can slap easily the most expensive
now in tarkov... gl with that, maybe you catch some chunky boy that lost his visor, thats the greatest chance you are gonna get
narrow lotus
now in tarkov... gl with that, maybe you catch some chunky boy that lost his vis...
i think less than 25% wear faceshields now
if u can tap their head its a kill , right now its the other way around, they made faceshields so difficult / expensive to get and have big disadvantages
that u go in fully kitted and some cunt with a PPSH will spray ur head and get you in the face
narrow lotus
also legs , naked with a shotgun > legs the shit out of your chunky pmc
eager quest
one tapped me, i shot him right in the face with flechettes
he didnt die
?
"immersive" my ass
west owl
that u go in fully kitted and some cunt with a PPSH will spray ur head and get y...
ppsh? too expensive man i was thinking in whatever shotgun you get with buckshots
eager quest
some russian hobos have more hp than ur trained mercenary
and can survive taking like 10 pellets to the face
from 5 meters
west owl
narrow lotus
nikita moment
eager quest
loot run too
oh and dont ask why but
i went to melee the scav cuz i wanted to be quiet (no suppressed gun)
he took 2 red rebel swings to the head and just walked away
?
didnt hit shoulders or chest, straight up forehead
heady vapor
slate crown
new art who dis
west owl
we need to make bots so we can harrass them
abstract path
new art who dis
Just take the hoofs and use em like in ror2
slate crown
it's supposed to be the arms dealer from terraria as a goatman
abstract path
Wtf
slate crown
yea and that's the nurse as a centaur
eager quest
@narrow lotus ba
of course
blocked message
cuz
whatever
ill just ask in english
slate crown
And then there is the golfer as...an imp?
she said he's a carblunco, which is some sort of fire elemental
eager quest
how did u install sship
slate crown
so close enough
eager quest
is it like standalone or combined with ss?
abstract path
she said he's a carblunco, which is some sort of fire elemental
Ahhh i see
narrow lotus
standalone , il iei si il bagi in folderu mods din main folder
unde e medieval 2 vanilla
eager quest
aaa, si e ss + submodul?
narrow lotus
da
eager quest
credeam ca le instalezi separat sau cv
narrow lotus
nu mai tb , era enervant dar au schimbat
eager quest
mai bine
slate crown
eager quest
mersi boss
abstract path
I just hit my head on purpose
gloomy roost
Haha
abstract path
Haha
gloomy roost
That's not how you get rid of the voices silly
abstract path
But it's how i go with gamer rage
grizzled meadow
Do we have any Bulgarians here?
grizzled meadow
haha imagine if we did <:kekpat:978054486918578176>
Come on I'm serious
grizzled meadow
Hmmm
grizzled meadow
Impossible for Ivan to be serious for five minutes
stone blade
yes.
hi
also this song should be in gamma too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHsh8GHU7S0&list=PLR9aPG20db4uOsZx9epTauQUgDv6zHxTq&index=28
slate crown
Come on I'm serious <:kekw:919974270132711444>
falco getting gaslighted by ivan again
classic
steel wadi
stone blade
Come on I'm serious <:kekw:919974270132711444>
ive told you about 7 times probably by now that im bulgarian
grizzled meadow
You know I forgor 💀
grizzled meadow
Rip
stone blade
skill issue
grizzled meadow
Anyway
There's this italian music band (I don't know how to call it properly in english) who made a song... using this song
stone blade
did the lore get updated
stone blade
There's this italian music band (I don't know how to call it properly in english...
theres many artists out there who sample our traditional folk songs
grizzled meadow
theres many artists out there who sample our traditional folk songs
Wait it doesn't end there
grizzled meadow
@stone blade
The funny thing about the song is that they take the lyrics of this Bulgarian song and pass it off as Italian words
To make you understand, when they sing "dilmano, dilbero" in the original song, in the italian song you can understand "more human, more true", it's a phonetic/sound thing, I think it's understandable that way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0RuPKpU-_0
stone blade
italians are weird
grizzled meadow
italians are weird
Apparently there are many bulgarians who are upset with this
plucky void
update: kot is ded
upbeat bobcat
plucky void
died sleeping on my bed this morning
gloomy roost
update: kot is ded
upbeat bobcat
grizzled meadow
died sleeping on my bed this morning
Sorry to hear it dude... my condolences
upbeat bobcat
@grizzled meadow
stone blade
yes
slate crown
<@237635783249494016>
check pins
upbeat bobcat
aww
stone blade
noob
upbeat bobcat
@real tinsel
grizzled meadow
@slate crown
slate crown
💀
upbeat bobcat
And then Twitch didn't care
stone blade
good
slate crown
hang on i need to see this for myself
upbeat bobcat
i want him to leave it
There's always more people to take their place.
grizzled meadow
hang on i need to see this for myself
Pyro
slate crown
ty
upbeat bobcat
"Quicker fuck me"
slate crown
Quick, fuck me
upbeat bobcat
Ehhhhhhhhhhhh
plucky void
<@812027221782167613>
xQc, who lost almost 2mil gambling
stone blade
fuck me , quick
slate crown
plucky void
twitch bans gambling
xqc leaves twitch
coincidence?
heady crow
upbeat bobcat
>twitch bans gambling
>xqc leaves twitch
coincidence? <:kekw:919974270132711444...
He'll probably return once run out of money or smn
slate crown
they didn't ban gambling technically
grizzled meadow
@upbeat bobcat send one of those mute videos
heady crow
grizzled meadow
Nothing I wanted to make a studid joke
slate crown
they just made gambling content more strict and only permitted on official gambling websites
stone blade
he looks like a jew
upbeat bobcat
He literally looks like 
proven crown
stone blade
idk why
upbeat bobcat
heady crow
stone blade
wtf
plucky void
despair
grizzled meadow
I saw that
stone blade
grizzled meadow
Send it again
plucky void
kino fabino
heady crow
yeah
grizzled meadow
I WANT THE OTHER THING
stone blade
OKAY
grizzled meadow
SAWOMBA SOMETHING
stone blade
GIVE ME A MIN
slate crown
WHY ARE WE YELLING
stone blade
heady crow
grizzled meadow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VqiMQoMXmw&t=29s
I hope it's nothing political because Kino is amazing
stone blade
WHY ARE WE YELLING
CUZ I CAN
upbeat bobcat
stone blade
i posted the video falco
grizzled meadow
i posted the video falco
upbeat bobcat
heady crow
stone blade
YEAHHHHHHH BUDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
upbeat bobcat
heady crow
finally some new sigma edits
slate crown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv1G5x7YHGI
this most of it i already know but still love watching stupid drama
stone blade
upbeat bobcat
slate crown
shiet if yt turns into a streamer haven i might hop on as well
real tinsel
bz11k is now spending his allowed weekly social quota with juno instead of us
slate crown
good for him honestly
he still comes in from time to time khaa and he reads our messages
real tinsel
i'm going to gauge her eyes out
slate crown
well...most of them anyway
lusty sonnet
@heady crow
heady crow
lusty sonnet
moar
heady crow
slate crown
bouta get my gf to design a femboy robot model and start streaming
fading shuttle
tell me your channel once you start
slate crown
alright buddy calm down 
don't get your hopes up just yet
it's a very small probability
miniscule
upbeat bobcat
whomst
slate crown
sorry that was me
upbeat bobcat
slate crown
slate crown
owie
upbeat bobcat
Ark is free on Epic
lusty sonnet
why is the red button an objective card from Risk
cuz that's what Hera promised him
grizzled meadow
I'm 'bout to leave home with sweatpants
Never did this shit
This keto diet is bussin
real tinsel
I'm 'bout to leave home with **sweatpants**
how are you going to hide your magnum dong
upbeat bobcat
slate crown
you think this is bad? try living with a touhou player
upbeat bobcat
İdk why this was named spoiler
fading shuttle
75% of the touhou fanbase have never played a touhou game
lusty sonnet
tofu
upbeat bobcat
you think this is bad? try living with a touhou player
ADHD unite
fading shuttle
i have discovered this through extensive research
slate crown
ADHD unite
try goblin woman on speed, that was my gf during her touhou phase
upbeat bobcat
Yikes
slate crown
glad that didn't last long
upbeat bobcat
She must've been better than you at everything
slate crown
still doesn't know what RAM stands for btw
lusty sonnet
RAM it up pango's ass?
slate crown
i fuckin knew it
lusty sonnet
way too easy bro
upbeat bobcat
still doesn't know what RAM stands for btw
Do you?
slate crown
of course
heady crow
bouta get my gf to design a femboy robot model and start streaming <:kekw:919974...
fuck you in my head or smthing?
slate crown
im already inside you bruno
fading shuttle
how did you get my tags
upbeat bobcat
plucky void
upbeat bobcat
fuck you in my head or smthing?
Stopbackseating
west owl
plucky void
slate crown
Agony was good too
upbeat bobcat
slate crown
stone blade
upbeat bobcat
Whoa someone is boomer
slate crown
@west owl is that a cactus in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
west owl
I'm 'bout to leave home with **sweatpants**
full sweat outfit and the golden cross chain 
do it real
eager quest
stone blade
okay
west owl
wut happened
narrow lotus
apparently EVGA and Nvidia had a fall off and they will not be making any GPUS anymore
upbeat bobcat
bruh no more EVGA GPUS
They are still selling the remaining stock
Just not gonna participate in the next batch
narrow lotus
yeah but they wont be involving themselves with any new gpus
not even next batch , apparently the CEO doesnt want to make them at all
as long as he is CEO
upbeat bobcat
I know
plucky void
apparently EVGA and Nvidia had a fall off and they will not be making any GPUS a...
yep they won't be making any GPUs at all (not even for intel or AMD) from now on
upbeat bobcat
I've seen the drama, welp PSU then
narrow lotus
kinda a shame cause EVGA were always quality gpus and actually had a good Warranty response
plucky void
the current stock of 30 series is their last
plucky void
kinda a shame cause EVGA were always quality gpus and actually had a good Warran...
y e s. I'm real sad to see em go
all my gpus since 2007 have been EVGA
upbeat bobcat
yep they won't be making any GPUs at all (not even for intel or AMD) from now on
Imagine making GPUs for Intel
plucky void
well ya never know 
narrow lotus
Imagine making GPUs for Intel
they are making it themselves and.....nothing new so far kek
looks like they kinda talked big and did nothing
atomic pewter
died sleeping on my bed this morning
My condolences homie, mine's being put to rest as we speak
narrow lotus
died sleeping on my bed this morning
what rly? damn im sorry :((
narrow lotus
My condolences homie, mine's being put to rest as we speak
im sorry , man , may he be laid to rest with no suffering 😦
craggy quarry
apparently EVGA and Nvidia had a fall off and they will not be making any GPUS a...
Is that a bad thing?
real tinsel
try goblin woman on speed, that was my gf during her touhou phase
she's short?
narrow lotus
Is that a bad thing?
yea , i explained above why , they made actual good GPUs and their warranty was rly good and responsive
real tinsel
i thought you're the short one
upbeat bobcat
they are making it themselves and.....nothing new so far kek
They talk big about everything and doing nothing about it. That's why they lost so much market share and keep losing. They cut down the SSD business and did the same for mid-high end gpu because it's not worth it anymore due to second hand market much better than their GT1030 cards
slate crown
i thought you're the short one
only a slight difference, she's 5'6 I'm 5'7
plucky void
Is that a bad thing?
for me it is
narrow lotus
They talk big about everything and doing nothing about it. That's why they lost ...
yeah i think they just wanted a slice but got overwhelmed by AMD and NVidia literally being veterans of war at this point in the GPU market
they realised its pretty hard to match the big boys
real tinsel
only a slight difference, she's 5'6 I'm 5'7 <:kekw:919974270132711444>
that's not goblin you cock
atomic pewter
only a slight difference, she's 5'6 I'm 5'7 <:kekw:919974270132711444>
Damn boy both of you are shortasses
real tinsel
goblin is 150 cm and below
atomic pewter
But hey at least you're both almost the same height
narrow lotus
im 1.75 meters, because fuck inches u goddamn aliens
slate crown
that's not goblin you cock
well she calls herself goblin/gremlin so, suck it
west owl
only a slight difference, she's 5'6 I'm 5'7 <:kekw:919974270132711444>
that's not that bad for a woman
upbeat bobcat
yeah i think they just wanted a slice but got overwhelmed by AMD and NVidia lite...
They said q1 of 2022, didn't deliver, then said end of summer, didn't deliver. Fucking Raja ruined everything
atomic pewter
I'm 6'3, gf is 5'7
slate crown
she doesn't like cute nicknames so i call her goblina/gremolin
real tinsel
i'm 170cm and my ex was somewhere between 163-167 (but my schizo-instincts are telling me it was 167)
plucky void
I'm short, my girlfriend is shorter
slate crown
i think you guys keep forgetting that im literally asian
plucky void
slate crown
we're fucking tiny
slate crown
WAAAAY ABOVE AVERAGE
real tinsel
so what are you talking about you cock sniffer
slate crown
Im taller than everyone in my family, and that says alot
my mom is literally below 150
west owl
between your heigh and your frame, dont you have issues when buying clothes?
slate crown
oh yea all the time
real tinsel
my mom is slightly above 150
that IS a goblin
you are NOT a goblin
neither is your gf
slate crown
that's her preferred nickname bro chill
upbeat bobcat
Y'all have significant others, I'm jelly
upbeat bobcat
upbeat bobcat
i'll stay single for maybe 17 years then i'll *maybe* look for another person
Imagine future plans
atomic pewter
Imagine having a relationship with a girl in the same country as yours
real tinsel
have a relationship with a man in your country
west owl
i'll stay single for maybe 17 years then i'll *maybe* look for another person
2 decades of planning ahead 
west owl
slate crown
have a relationship with a man in your country
Bruno wants to know your location.
real tinsel
**Bruno wants to know your location.**
found you a bf @atomic pewter
real tinsel
you need an ejeculatron
heady crow
plucky void
found you a bf <@174609140180582400>
stone blade
is that pango
slate crown
real tinsel
https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-leaving-turning-around-no-gif-21...
you're either going to have sex with bruno or die a virgin
fading shuttle
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1016435827846426745/CI...
pangos gf in a month
slate crown
NA mfs when gae:
real tinsel
pangos gf in a month
pango would be the one who brings his bf to introduce him to her gf
upbeat bobcat
slate crown
pango would be the one who brings his bf to introduce him to her gf
this is scarily accurate 💀
real tinsel
"hi gf this is the guy i'll be sucking the dick of for the next few months"
fading shuttle
"im doing some outsourcing since you keep complaining about how much i nag you to put on the strap-on"
slate crown
"im doing some outsourcing since you keep complaining about how much i nag you t...
had a fucking stroke trying to read this 💀
fading shuttle
my right eye has a blind spot rn please forgive me
for not making fun of you correctly
fading shuttle
i live in bulgaria
upbeat bobcat
stone blade
shik shak shok
slate crown
"im doing some outsourcing since you keep complaining about how much i nag you t...
nah bro if i find someone else to sleep with she'll just ask to sit in the room and watch
abstract path
We did it
upbeat bobcat
Oui
heady crow
fading shuttle
we are discussing pangos gapin ass rn crystal pls
upbeat bobcat
Ass we can
abstract path
nah bro if i find someone else to sleep with she'll just ask to sit in the room ...
Lmao
Quite the voyeur she is
slate crown
she's not a voyeur by any means
abstract path
Hmmmm
slate crown
she just wants live references
narrow lotus
spicy relationship , i guess mine will do the same but will watch 2 corpses instead
abstract path
she just wants live references
Ahhhh lmao
fading shuttle
spicy relationship , i guess mine will do the same but will watch 2 corpses inst...
she gonna pose em or is she a necromancer?
upbeat bobcat
Maybe iedy is already undead
stone blade
hi
vivid edge
upbeat bobcat
https://yt3.ggpht.com/tH5e6RRyZaSP_L7pskTvQlI7XoAZlPmcc14YiACDnbvq882onVZ9XH5rVZ...
4gb take it or leave it
fading shuttle
west owl
she kinda has good taste
real tinsel
spicy relationship , i guess mine will do the same but will watch 2 corpses inst...
that's the type of woman i want in my life
so ruthless she'd straight murder me if she found out i'm cheating
upbeat bobcat
so ruthless she'd straight murder me if she found out i'm cheating
I'd guess you especially use that for your own advantage
real tinsel
I'd guess you especially use that for your own advantage
use what
narrow lotus
i mean in my younger days i was rly insecure cause i got cheated on by my last ex , but rn i know she is loyal to the end
real tinsel
nah i'd never cheat on my gf
upbeat bobcat
i mean in my younger days i was rly insecure cause i got cheated on by my last ...
Fun fact, I got cheated once. Then the next gf turned lesbian after me.
fading shuttle
thats why i am into obsessive women, i am insecure aswell
upbeat bobcat
Women fear me, fish want me
plucky void
my first gf, after breakup, had 3 new boyfriends in the span of 1 year
fading shuttle
still trynna find the goldilocks zone where they are obsessive enough, but not so obsessive that they want to cut off my skin and live in it
plucky void
then she decided "men are trash" turned into a misandrist
slate crown
that ain't healthy bro
upbeat bobcat
then she decided "men are trash" turned into a misandrist <:kekw:919974270132711...
Men are trash tho
fading shuttle
men are better than women at everything wtf do you mean
west owl
that's wholesome af
fading shuttle
damn thats adorable
upbeat bobcat
we basically grew up together
Onii chan situation ha
fading shuttle
when did she start pegging you?
west owl
real questions
heady crow
they live in a very progressive country
slate crown
i wouldn't say that
heady crow
@grizzled meadow
upbeat bobcat
Met in rice fields
slate crown
we're just very progressive people
real tinsel
what exactly is progressive? Google wasn't much of a help with answering that question
fading shuttle
they age faster
real tinsel
if i'm absolutely okay with lgbt people but don't want my gf to fuck other people, am i progressive?
slate crown
open to newer things
heady crow
if i'm absolutely okay with lgbt people but don't want my gf to fuck other peopl...
id say so yeah
west owl
it makes sense anyway, after so much time, there should be little to hide and a lot to explore together
slate crown
when did she start pegging you?
yes.
upbeat bobcat
open to newer things
Like RTX 4080 4GB
real tinsel
my ex kept bugging me saying i'm not progressive because i wouldn't be fine if she had sex with another person
fading shuttle
if i'm absolutely okay with lgbt people but don't want my gf to fuck other peopl...
sorry my man, you gotta put on the Schutzstaffel uniform now, no going back
heady crow
Just a meme
heady crow
@placid sail you still busy?
upbeat bobcat
@placid sail more like bussy
slate crown
ayyy it's the man of the hour
west owl
siberian maan 
fading shuttle
💋
real tinsel
he has to read 8970 messages before being in the present
heady crow
such is life
upbeat bobcat
how have you been?
Busy
slate crown
narrow lotus
placid sail
how have you been?
oh it's been great closes off the window to the russian internet going completely bonkers haha how are ya?
plucky void
Men are trash tho
she was no angel herself, but 2 of the 3 boyfriends she got after me was some serious bad luck
upbeat bobcat
Jokes aside tho, you good? Heard about the thing going on, not gonna elaborate on it since rules, just asking @placid sail
plucky void
one of them was homosexual and only wanted to keep up appearances towards his family
the other broke up with her because he wanted le SEX and she didn't
placid sail
Jokes aside tho, you good? Heard about the thing going on, not gonna elaborate o...
me personally should be fine
upbeat bobcat
Maaan sex is boring
placid sail
but it's fucking spicy as hell here now
upbeat bobcat
*but it's fucking spicy as hell here now*
I can imagine
real tinsel
Maaan sex is boring
it isn't if you're doing it right
upbeat bobcat
Nothing beats a good cuddling
narrow lotus
Nothing beats a good cuddling
40c in the Summer does
real tinsel
naked cuddling after being done with sex 🤝
placid sail
he has to read 8970 messages before being in the present
I gave up
it's probably even more
upbeat bobcat
naked cuddling after being done with sex 🤝
Disgusting
plucky void
Maaan sex is boring
She was a "no sex before marriage" kinda girl, and the guy wanted to get in her pants within 1 month of a relationship
upbeat bobcat
40c in the Summer does
Everything hurts in that temperature so, cope
real tinsel
40c in the Summer does
my ex and i used to cuddle naked in the summer and let our sweats join together
real tinsel
my ex and i used to cuddle naked in the summer and let our sweats join together
and she sweat a lot
west owl
that's kinda nice and kinda yikes khaatil
real tinsel
it was mostly nice
narrow lotus
and she sweat *a lot*
BRUH
west owl
idk why dont do that in the swimming pool
narrow lotus
idk why dont do that in the swimming pool
lmfao easy there American
plucky void
my girlfriend sweats a lot but only on her face
narrow lotus
only swimming pool we have here in romania is in the graveyard
dont believe me? lemme show
placid sail
imagine having your own swimming pool
heady crow
the lakes are my swimming pool
west owl
tf
placid sail
bourgeoisie
heady crow
west owl
ok, no proper swimming pool, get into the bathtub and watch netflix in the phone
is not that hard to fix something
eager quest
real tinsel
ok, no proper swimming pool, get into the bathtub and watch netflix in the phone
how are 2 people supposed to fit in the bathtub
heady crow
its not that hard
plucky void
it's possible... depending on the size of the people and the size of the tub
west owl
1 on top of each other, just like you were supposed to be cuddling
real tinsel
1 on top of each other, just like you were supposed to be cuddling
yeah but it's uncomfortable in the bathtub
heady crow
sitting on the other sides of the bathtub and legs are touching in the middle
real tinsel
that's a longass bathtub
eager quest
real tinsel
me, 170, ex 167, together 337
eager quest
ok
real tinsel
average bathtub, 200
stone blade
real tinsel
337 cm bathtub is long
heady crow
khaa
narrow lotus
summoner ew
west owl
it's ok khaa, if you like the sweat to sweat is fine, just dont put excuses
heady crow
holy shit i need to draw this for khaa
plucky void
here's a pic of my cat who died today
eager quest
bro
plucky void
his name was Brownie, can you guess why?
narrow lotus
he was cute af damn
real tinsel
his name was Brownie, can you guess why? <:kekw:919974270132711444>
he always had shit on him
eager quest
i pray for the cat even tho its not a human
west owl
resting in whiskas the lucky fucker
eager quest
i hope ur ok
narrow lotus
p!mute @real tinsel 1m we pay respects to cat now
foggy mantleBOT
@real tinsel has been muted for 1 minute.
plucky void
I'm okay all things considered
heady crow
@real tinsel
plucky void
had pets all my life, a lot of them have passed away over time
heady crow
its not that hard
narrow lotus
<@318693410384904192>
wait wtf is that
craggy quarry
had pets all my life, a lot of them have passed away over time
What kind of pets?
eager quest
<@318693410384904192>
what in the name of heresy are u watching
heady crow
wait wtf is that
the fucking bathtub
plucky void
a HD mod for homm3?
eager quest
"#Femboy"
real tinsel
<@318693410384904192>
that's uncomfortable as fuck
plucky void
but I think this is what we should be paying attention to lmao
heady crow
what in the name of heresy are u watching
shut up typical slav teen number 12543
craggy quarry
Ive heard russian children are born with homm3 and counter strike 1.6 disks in their hands
eager quest
shut up typical slav teen number 12543
?
stone blade
rip the kitty
slate crown
<@318693410384904192>
welp at least i know who's going to be my first viewer once i become a vtuber
stone blade
he will be missed
narrow lotus
Ive heard russian children are born with homm3 and counter strike 1.6 disks in t...
well yeah, i mean we had cs 1.6 on our high school pcs
narrow lotus
and like the teachers tried unninstaling it but people always had backups somwhere cause it was like a 30 sec instlal
remember when u could get Destroy in CS 1.6
ultimate troll
craggy quarry
Same here
EVERY PC in our computer class in hi school had 1.6
Hell even one pc had Far Cry 2
fading shuttle
<@318693410384904192>
they play league, instantly disinterested
heady crow
slate crown
that's not something you should be joking about ivan
craggy quarry
Yeah dude thats not somethibg that should be joked about
stone blade
i know
fading shuttle
Same here
EVERY PC in our computer class in hi school had 1.6
Hell even one pc h...
not just russians, pretty sure the balkan children aswell
stone blade
i know now
real tinsel
that's not something you should be joking about ivan
what did he say
fading shuttle
i played cs1.6 in my information technologies class
craggy quarry
what did he say
He drank orange juice after brushing his teeth
real tinsel
okay
stone blade
narrow lotus
powertripping bird fucker
heady crow
mod abuse
stone blade
sex abuse
fading shuttle
i wouldnt mind if ledy abused me
heady crow
stone blade
i wouldnt mind if ledy abused me
what
heady crow
i wouldnt mind if ledy abused me
what
craggy quarry
i wouldnt mind if ledy abused me
what
narrow lotus
i wouldnt mind if ledy abused me
what
craggy quarry
Isnt iedy a guy?
west owl
nah
stone blade
scary stuff
west owl
She is Ledy Bird
craggy quarry
west owl
yes
craggy quarry
https://youtu.be/Z0DO0XyS8Ko this is my favorite romanian song
narrow lotus
i do not wish ledy to abuse me
too bad, come here, we have catalytic converters to steal
heady crow
narrow lotus
https://youtu.be/Z0DO0XyS8Ko this is my favorite romanian song
his family name is literally Soup
Ciorba = Vegetable Soup in romanian
stone blade
supica :D
narrow lotus
craggy quarry
Ciorba = Vegetable Soup in romanian
We sy the similar thing
čorba
narrow lotus
lol
stone blade
albanians built different
narrow lotus
Fallout 4 weapon modding
stone blade
new meta
craggy quarry
KAKVU ZENU IMAM BOLJE DA JE NEMAM
A KAKVA JE LEPA TO MI SADA SMETA
JAO STA MI RADI JAO STA MI RADI
AL MI DUSU VADI AL MI DUSU VADI
heady crow
mfs play one wipe of tarkov and this happens
stone blade
yes
heady crow
stone blade
супичка :Д
narrow lotus
mfs play one wipe of tarkov and this happens
that guy that has 50 million rubles in cash but still brings an SKS to woods cause fucking bitch
stone blade
that guy that has 50 million rubles in cash but still brings an SKS to woods cau...
so....me
sks with bp
stone blade
suck my di-
craggy quarry
that guy that has 50 million rubles in cash but still brings an SKS to woods cau...
I have gear fear leave me alone >>:((((
narrow lotus
ghosty's definiton of budget kit : literally not a budget kit
heady crow
has anything even happened this wipe
fading shuttle
чорба :DDDD
real tinsel
found falco's youtube account https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_vJ_xg03jc
narrow lotus
has anything even happened this wipe
no , its rly stale
heady crow
ah splendid
narrow lotus
lightkeeper was a lie , he doesnt exist
stone blade
ghosty bringing in a kit worth 1M roubles + and calling it budget
west owl
that's spanish
craggy quarry
WHERE IS RAY OF HOPEEEEE
heady crow
WHERE IS RAY OF HOPEEEEE
in my server list
narrow lotus
he used all that money to get bitches, aint coming back to tarkov
fading shuttle
please, yall got free landmines
narrow lotus
3 trillion roubles would last you like 3 lifetimes in Romania or 3 hours in Las Vegas
CSGO ANNOUNCER VOICE : IT'S TIME TO CHOOSE
stone blade
AYYYY
craggy quarry
At least we can play minesweeper irl 
stone blade
wtf las vegas
craggy quarry
Unlike you poor peasants
craggy quarry
Arsenal?
narrow lotus
TRY BOSNIA
wait you are from Bosnia?
craggy quarry
Yes
narrow lotus
I thought Bosnia got dismantled
stone blade
omg
narrow lotus
oh no that was Yugoslavia
fading shuttle
I thought Bosnia got dismantled
we wish bro
lusty sonnet
Herzegovina
lusty sonnet
Lube?
stone blade
no
narrow lotus
I now work in germoney
a yes , as my romanian peers would say :
GO BE A SLAVE IN A ANOTHER COUNTRY ! - while they pack their bags to go to Italy , Spain or Uk
stone blade
though it could be used
craggy quarry
we wish bro
Go take a walk in the woods pls
fading shuttle
I now work in germoney
the two fates of a balkanite, go to work in germany, or steal cars
narrow lotus
from germany
craggy quarry
Mf I havve no ome in bosnia this is my only chance pls understand ljubi brat
fading shuttle
thats an advanced fate, only available to the rogues who specialize in the Roma arts
narrow lotus
Germany : Sell a BMW with a small imperfection in paint , hmmm thats SUS ARREST HIM
Balkans : Oh shit this BMW is only 600 Euro , dont worry bro they are good cars , yes , luxury car , yes
stone blade
what do you call 2 homo men doing 69
jaja na oko/ ouă prăjite
craggy quarry
There is a culture here in germany where you leave the shit you dont need outside for free so that others might take it
Some balkanoids take that shit and resell it back home
lusty sonnet
I swear germans would drink toilet water for the rest of their life just to drive a fancy BMW
lusty sonnet
Both
narrow lotus
There is a culture here in germany where you leave the shit you dont need outsid...
here the beggars are choosers lmao , u give them a no brand shoes that are actually not torn apart - nah man fuck that shit
u give them an Adidas shoelace - HOLY FUCK GOD BLESS UR FAMILY BRO , GOD BLESS YOU ! Listen do u have some spare change....
craggy quarry
Clothes are status
stone blade
The shit that happens in romania is scarily true for bulgaria aswell
narrow lotus
or a cigarette , holy fuck what u can make beggars do for one cigarette
craggy quarry
Really? rubs hands together
stone blade
or a cigarette , holy fuck what u can make beggars do for one cigarette
dont say that to khatyl
narrow lotus
My friend went to a beggar gypsy kid and told him that he would give him 5 cigars if he would spit the security guard at the local shop
That kid earned those 5 cigars ngl
fading shuttle
absolutely based
stone blade
do you have gypsies looking for coins under vending machines in romania?
here its a tourist atraction
no cap
narrow lotus
do you have gypsies looking for coins under vending machines in romania?
yes, they take the vending machine with them
stone blade
HAHAA
narrow lotus
they literally had to screw them into the concrete
fading shuttle
i wouldnt have ever been able to cheat as effectively as ive been if it wasnt for that gypsy kid i bribed to make a ruckus in the hallways and bang on our class door.
narrow lotus
There was one of those machines that gave u rubber balls , u know the ones that jump
Well a gypsy was fucking tilting and beating the machine , so the store owener came up and told him , if he wants a rubber ball he could just ask
The gypsy said fuck that rubber ball i want the machine
then he called the cops
west owl
the check in the return opening and under the machine is global, hell i did that as a kid
narrow lotus
i mean if i remember from my childhood holy shit the amount of Balkan thing si saw
fading shuttle
its scary to realise the balkans share a continent with germany
lusty sonnet
the check in the return opening and under the machine is global, hell i did that...
I never did that..
fading shuttle
i found 2 leva once in there
the most joyous moment in my life
thats about 1 euro
craggy quarry
its scary to realise the balkans share a continent with germany
Balkans be like
Im not locked in here with you
YOURE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME
narrow lotus
There was an old lady that wanted to give an ice cream to a 8 year old gypsy beggar
The kid told her , can i have a cigar instead
Absolutely Based
fading shuttle
they are just built different
west owl
I never did that..
man maybe you had a bigger allowance or you were less gluton, but i bought many chips thanks to duros found in payphones and arcade machine in bars
narrow lotus
they actually make alot of money by begging, thats why i never give them money anymore
craggy quarry
Iedy i have romanian coworkers, what can I do to impress them with?
Romanian culture related
narrow lotus
Iedy i have romanian coworkers, what can I do to impress them with?
dont be a cunt to them
craggy quarry
Damnit
narrow lotus
at this point alot of romanians expect the germans to be pompous and full of themselves
cause u know, germans actually pay 30-40k for their BMWs
craggy quarry
Too bad im no german 
west owl
a yes, the average german name, muhammed
craggy quarry
Mustafa
abstract path
Heyo
craggy quarry
CRYSTALLL
How it goes
lusty sonnet
man maybe you had a bigger allowance or you were less gluton, but i bought many ...
Yeah i'm the opposite of a gluton
abstract path
CRYSTALLL
How it goes
Good wbu?
narrow lotus
i actually met a trans person today , and it was exactly how i expected to be sadly
rude as shit
craggy quarry
Really? Where and how?
narrow lotus
i went to enroll in masters degree and it was there doing the papers, and was complaining and talking shit left and right about the college etc
while nobody was asking or whatever
like just vibing negativity for existing , idk
lusty sonnet
it 
craggy quarry
It happens dw
hidden patio
Cat tax
fading shuttle
most of the trans people ive met are some of the least mentally stable people ive interacted with
west owl
like just vibing negativity for existing , idk
just like me
narrow lotus
most of the trans people ive met are some of the least mentally stable people iv...
yeah , many i heard of had issues down the line , idk
fading shuttle
actively avoid them since i do not enjoy getting pity baited
craggy quarry
Do you know they have to dilate for life?
I thought it was for a couple of years but no theyre forever cursed with that
abstract path
Dilate with life?
west owl
dilate what?
narrow lotus
lol
west owl
i have no experience whatsoever with trans
abstract path
Do you know they have to dilate for life?
I thought it was for a couple of years...
Kovac, explain dilating with life
craggy quarry
No FOR life
west owl
for*
craggy quarry
As in forever
abstract path
So what does dilating mean-
craggy quarry
They have to those fake vajays but its nothing more than a wound
So what does a wound do? It closes up
abstract path
Exactly
craggy quarry
Hence dilating for life
fading shuttle
what dilatin does to mf
abstract path
I mean i can deal with pretty much alot of shit myself so i wouldn't disagree