#🎪bruh-fart
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bruno knows it too well 
yeahhh
💀
hi
at least we know what ivans into now
ivan what will saint peter say to you at the gates?
yea keep telling yourself that 
i regret living
oh i would be sent straight to hell
i live in bulgaria ofc
im perma racist
ye
we need this emote
nah we dont
its a fucking shit emote that used to be good
ppl just use it for anything nowadays and not for its intended purpose
I love the nupogodi soundtrack
SHITS BUSSIN
so hard
Ну, погоди ( Nu pogodi ) Soundtrack - Krysha doma tvojego

me when ghsoty doesnt know every stash on woods
Quake 2 OST.
Composed by Sonic Mayhem
0:00 Operation Overlord
3:30 Rage
5:50 Kill Ratio
8:24 March of the Stroggs
11:15 The Underworld
13:52 Quad Machine
17:29 Big Gun
20:35 Descent Into Cerberon
23:13 Climb
25:15 Showdown
Quake 2: The Reckoning
27:16 Gravity Well
29:52 Counter Attack
33:05 Stealth Frag
36:04 Crashed Up Again
39:01 Adrenaline...
average spanish male neighbour
let mom eat them all
oooh good ending 
literally me when i find my kids drugs
unlike my mom who threw away my 5g bag of weed that one time
so much money wasted
just grow your own
i wish
next to the potatoes
there's so much prep to be made
mom goes to cook
hmm sum aint right here
if he isn't alone and his family doesn't approve theres very little chance of success
i mean my gf is 100% down with the idea of me growing weed to save money 
so a weed garden might be possible one day
but not rn
fuck
dream house
getting doxxed again
we know your secret
Gigachad theme song, but I made a phonk house remix
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Motivation to workout: regained
only workout i can do right now is basic pushups
and its variants
wide/regular/diamon
and the others
shiet I can't even do diamond push ups so you're already in way better shape than i am
im too top heavy to do push ups effectively 
yea yea i know all about home workouts
but I've got dumbbells so im using them instead
Im also a dumb||......|| 😎
kovac youd benefit greatly from doing a set or two push ups a day
Guess I'll have to move then
ivan is that ayran
idk
i'll teach you IT shizzle

wanna become one too?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oUVdVc7ZgzY @heady crow
NU AR DET FREDAGGGGGGG
me busting into office on factory
AAAA
my brother its tisdag not fredag
when we go fishing
when you come to finland
come to bulgaria
pref during winter so we can go ice fishing
yayayay
:D
spooky
me when social interaction:
this pic goes hard tho ngl
oh dude real asf
LITERALLY ME
i say the same shit to myself everyday
enter
door closes
appear on new floor
you guys seriously believe this shit?
put wet clothes in
dry clothes come out
they cant keep getting away with this bullshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnBQv-3iHU8&list=PLR9aPG20db4uOsZx9epTauQUgDv6zHxTq&index=2 @real tinsel
Title: Tante Agathe
Artist(s): Le Grand Orchestre De Paul Mauriat
Composer(s): Jean Kluger, Frank Gérald
Album: Un Banc, Un Arbre, Une Rue
Released: 1971
Genre: Easy Listening, Lo-Fi
Comments: Features "Nu Pogodi" (Ну, Погоди!) Episode 9 (1976), USSR.
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nu pogodi knew how to put on the most banger songs
pfff wht is the original video
idk
some of them could also be faked and just use audio like this
for example some guy hits a metal pole and the sound is similar to hitting some people
i love these roblox recreations tho
entertaining for some reason
Uhhhh
?
i mean i think its an actual car crash recording
Yesh
what I think is even more 🤨 is the fact that people are "recreating" this sort of shit in roblox lmao
people are touched in the head
And it's PTSD inducing because I was in one of these crashes before
humour is seen differently by folks , sadly not all humour is funny
It wasn't this bad and I'm not that badly effected but just saying.
That scream isn't funny
Iedy GOD DAMN IT
Hows you
You could never convince me that there's absoluetly anything "humorous" about recreating a real life accident where people died 🤔
especially with a rl recording of something similar
there defo is , but rarely , i wont shed a tear for a retard that goes 200km/h and hits a tree
Humour is about making the best of the darkest moments
i would be glad he didnt take others with him
but 90% those kind of things are indeed not haha inducing at all , if else u get the ironic / sad laugh where u just feel too bad for the situation
this is why there are US School Shooting jokes
its such a sad situation at this point people only ironise it
cause its too stupid and yet nobody does shit
I was gonna make a school shooter joke but then I forgot about it
ultimately nothing can be done to prevent it
there's school shootings even in gun-controlled states/countries
Dark humor differs from person to person. For ex, I'm good with any deep political and every kind of racist meme but no gore.
Bro the kids ehy
yeah i know its not that funny
what not instituting mental checks does to a country
but believe it or not
theres a whole channel of this
on yt and an acc on tiktok
full of these compilations
How what
its getting out of hand 💀
idk people just like making 1 to 1 recreations of dashcam car crashes
in roblox
just make that joke + many more by simply saying
America ☕
There always been special places for these and that you sent is prolly the most softcore of it yeah
Bruh.
Kids
Amr
i dont think you have a say
lack of decent parenting does that
it/they/them/xem/zey
probably
videogames and the internet are today's version of kids being raised by the TV
No i am just a boy with tis smh
yeah i dont like gore either
tolerable but i dont love it
🍿
i think this is also another example of lack of decent parenting
as @plucky void previously mentioned
fuck bro my cat is so annoying
get off
I wouldn't say that... out loud... 
No i just lack braincells for a normal conversation sometimes
It's always the cat
My bad mang
im sorry, my cat is stupid as fuck
even if it wasnt me who typed it tho, i still agree with what has been said
We know he's just being based, he's not really serious
WTF I JUST TURNED AROUND
is someone entering my room and typing
while im not looking
TURN AROUND
every now and then I feel a little bit lonely nanananana I forgot the lyrics
Not same, better
buyuk kopek
Hdhshsjjs
Okay that counts 👌
orospu cocugu
idk what turks actually view that as
but
i said it
Son of a b*tch
bitch
Actual translation
then get the fuck out
NO CONFIDENCE
that doesnt mean i cant see notifications
you sassy lost child
lost in confusion
hehe
hehe funny green finish frog
wdym
what a selfish bitch
@stone blade study for exams instead of playing risk of rain
Ivan you are bulgarian hush
destroyed
i dont have exams
we are legally a minority, i cant believe crystal is so racist
i have been with my family yes
HAVE CONFODENS
NO CONFIDANS
ban em
ah is that like chiv 2 or smthing
Aaaaagathaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
no , its apparently just battle of agincourt
I can hear it
a cool artwork
yeah and u can see the french knight slipping on the ground
on the right
cause of mud and shit
reminds me of AoE2
aye , imma play medieval 2 now
@narrow lotus HAVE CONFIDENCE
i love it
FEAR NOT BROTHER I AM HERE
gets fucked by a balista
he is , in fact , no longer here
romania no longer exists?
u wish bulgar man
yess , SSHIP
if i keep dreaming
maybe one day
my dream will come true
try tsardoms
play moldova or wallachia
those 2 exist
and its oddly very historically accurate
i tried playing the serbs and even the characters were accurate
yeah i did , insane work
when u play as Wallachia , get fucked from all sides
then Mircea cel Batran spawns with a full army

i wonder if
theres a mod where u can play as
dacians
or getae
same thing
bruh i want that now
im gonna do a lot of research cuz i wanna play as dacians
decebal 
@stone blade
850 watts
Woman with dick it is then
Bzzzt
Dont forget meth
quality meme
the someone is about to call sounds
also my high school still had those kinda speakers lmfao
I still do at home
they're just not plugged into the pc :V
also my meme is even moar quality
Your article link about PUBG?
yeah 
The Talibans would also ban women if they could
Wait thats a bad thing?
why would you ban us
Good lord...
Isn't the US banning women too?
You mean what malewife 
no comment
HMM
Repost smh
I have my ways to see things that are gone
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how can you not love this cat
LOOK AT HIM
beautiful cat
BROOOOOO
😭
THE WAY
HE POSES
Like a 50 year old dad on facebook

I LOVE THIS CAT
stepan dedicated channel when
@grizzled meadow
They'd know the AK better than PUBG developers for sure
Maaaan temperature is dropping slowly but it's still hot af out there and I'm still chonky
Firtnight or bubbag
How thicc are you?
Her:
Youre on your way 
He reminds me of that blob from I have no mouth and I must scream
someone hit me up with the fuck you cat gif
Fucking Crystal I can't ping because it's not Crystal anymore
ID changing was a mistake
Good enough
shut up denton, you are a stranger, we miss 9van
We got a new doggo, so do you want cat tax or dog tax...
no
do you want a gep gun up your ass
go back to unatco to harrass female coworkers
@west owl
go translate it
translate it to wat?
It probs does
i was kidding about the enchantment table language
its real
but it's real 
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takinga tarkov break now
me
o no
can we ban rav
Give me at least three good and serious reasons
1: he send a screenshot of fortnite
2:he plays fortnite
3: because i said so
He fucked up
i didnt
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2: Your
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Can't fuck because virgin?
Fucking Maria didn't upload the original video
He's still a virgin so he hasn't fucked yet = he can't fuck

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omg yess
ill choose cat tax
context?
we were talking about greek history and i sent her this, that was her response
aaa omg
god hes such a cutie
why? You interested?

hell naw

das homo
@hidden patio do your cats always invade your workspace or?

Sounds like some denial.
^
Yes -_-
sounds like homo
internalised homophobia 
why would i be afraid of g ay people
it's 2022 you can come out of the closet now ivan
Yeah. I dont mind so much until about the fifth time of the day
well uhm
im straight
sorry to disappoint
ban this man
nothing homo about being into pango, his gf feminised him so its fine
CIS STRAIGHT MAN
💀
she's doing a good job I'll give her that
I dont think anyone is dissapointed, no one was interested to being with.
👍
Ivan
the fk you want
Why enchanting table
Oh
he's upset now
Why he angy
He earned it. At this point I believe I have demonstrated that I am nice to those who are nice, and an absolute asshole to those who are an ass.
@hidden patio
???????????
In case I actually hurt your feelings, which in this channel should be impossible. I dont actually mean that. Im sure you are a good person.
bro he was just kidding about the whole "im straight" and "that's turbo homo"

brainfart getting spicy tonight
the fk
clearly people are too dumb to notice
Nah, you came @heady crow first lol. I was having a pleasant conversation with them. I dont give a care what you are. You do you.
and im being actively insulted for having dyed hair
by zio
every day
but its cool
im used to being bullied
its fine
👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍
good you better be
i don't like this 
More like died hair
go k y s zio
Apparently also dont notice that Im not being serious. If I really thought you were being homophobic in chat I probably woulda summoned aldo instead of firing shots. PS feel free to give it right back to me.
i wasnt
nah
it was just a prank 💀
topical post
it was a meme
I KNOW YOU WERENT
Who is this zio and how many legs does he have
THATS THE POINT.
2
Was it 

2 less you are gonna have 

this is giving me flashbacks to when mommy and daddy were fighting 
are we assimilating Larking into brainfart now?
your dad was in denial about his homosexuality too?
another day of happy ivan bullying
Same
Always has been
oh no
nah he was just a raging alcoholic 
Nah, apparently im too savage. Because anytime I give someone shit everyone thinks im actually trying to insult them for real.
He was always one of us
your shittalking is too on point larkin
simply a skill issue on their fault
the trick is to always insult them for real, their mind warps it to a compliment and they think it's a fake insult
just too good at shit talking trully
👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍
Years of dark humor will do that. The jokes I could tell but we would all get banned.
👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍

yeh we get it femboy you supposedly over it
I know how it feels nw
hell no, larkin is a nap violator, i don't trust his belligerent ass
Master strategy, then you just double down. And if they cant take it, you wouldnt have gotten along anyway XD
EXCUSE ME. NAPS ARE FUCKING SACRED.
nah but i dont get how ivan is so pressed about this to. Cant count how many times ivan has called me homosexual despite be being bi
ivan is just a bit shy about it
👉 👈
shy about what
the fk are you on about
at this point its just constant bullying by you because i have dyed hair
its just flatout bullying
because i look a certain way
like
yes
i have my own style
ivan youre so secure in your sexuality
have their own
opinions
and they like certain things
example being long hair and or dyed hair

im literally straight can you all stfu now
yeah thats what im saying
Can you all for the lov e of fucking god
SHUT UP
oQO
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SHUT IITTTT
Falco is hugging that new emote like it was his own face
what?
HOW BRAILESS AREYOU ALLA
+
What? Where?
FUCKING SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPp
The fuck's going on?
im just trolling ivan as per usual
ivan got mad when jokes were thrown at his sexuality
Thats what I am trying to figure out.
How does that relate to dyed hair?
Huh
falco

you really are one the people here
I really am

Hey there's Zio alright
goofy ahh skull emotes
you want more?
Zio do you know that in italian "Zio" means "uncle"?
ye
6th person to tell me it
Are they italian as well?
i unironically get told it so many times
Bawngiorno
i guess that most are
the fuck happened to ivan
ok so the context is:
i started to use "you have dyed hair shut up" as an argument whenever ivan said some dumb shit, and it just kinda stuck around with other people in that server, we just use it to make ivan shush but the layers of trolling are beyond humanly comprehension
and no
who we bullying?
Ivan
its just several layers of irony and trolling that got out of control and the answer is ivan
again?
yes
well you guys kinda go for the throat, don't ya
coolcool
I remember him complaining that people were staring at him because of his hair
throats not enough, we going straight for the brain
so there's some insecurity there
.
he lives in a eastern shit hole of course people will look at him funny with colored hair
Which one?
@wispy flame I'm trying to understand what you told Ivan
falco remove the blacklist bullshit it's not working
another bit gone too far
the original ivan
i said hes a femboy
What happened?
retribution time
Zio mah man hoes it going
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Actually fk it, its hoes not hows now
there's goes my mood for this evening
the guy who calls me a femboy on a daily basis gets mad at being called a femboy
isnt it huh
He left?
maybe the denial theory might have something behind it
ahahahahhaha yeah ivan left what
Ah. Dont mess with someones hair. Thats too far even for me.
Bruhitty bruh bruh bruh
nah he still here i think
@stone blade
Ive heard messing with womans eyebrows is a whole another thing
mm now it updated
It is
honestly he had it long time coming
Damn yall are savage
mans a complete hypocrite
from what i can tell, zio said something about ivan's hair and ivan took it far too personal, then had an ivan meltdown
Yeah
elaborate.
Wheres the meltdown
ivan is probably self-conscious about his dyed hair and maybe people have judged him or talked behind his back irl about his hair
I'm talking to him
I'm trying to understand the situation
so what zio said probably triggered him
the latter part of it
he would constantly say shit but when i started to say something about his hair he instantly went defensive
read @craggy quarry
Oh ty
If it helps at all, please tell him I have died hair, and I dont mean anything seriously. Im sure his hair is awesome and if someone doesnt like it, they can go fuck themselves.
him being homo started as a joke in another server
IT WAS JUST A BIT
My man turns to code when he gets a meltdown
as i said several layers of irony and trolling
Yeah...quite
i had a good day
Pangolin be like
You're not the problem
im not even sorry for him anymore considering how much of an ass he can be
Music video by Ice Cube performing It Was A Good Day.
i had a good day...until now
I agree
I know, but dyed hair is cool, and if he really gets shit for it, fuck those people.
"you" are not the problem but you should learn not to care about what people say
Make that two of us I had a bomb of a poo today
thanks man, i needed that

What does your hair look like
yoo larkin face reveal?
the thing is, me and other guy making fun of his hair is just a way to get him to shut up, we literally dont give a shit about it otherwise
Giving eachother shit for luls is well and good, actually insulting someone, meaning it, and ruining their mental health for fun is not cool. Shit I even apologized to @real tinsel when I thought they took it seriously.
Ive seen ivans hair from the beginning
From those ancient days
The days before bread
i am 90% sure entirety of brainfart thinks i'm legally retarded but it doesn't bother me. If people were to make fun of my bald (which nobody has so far), i'd still not care about it. Ivan shouldn't let his insecurity or what other people say about his visual appearance etc bother him
i look like this guy
Its weirdos on discord, no one should take anyone here seriously
its either the goofy man or that one person who could kill you with their stare alone
Do you look like tyler1 by any chance?
the only people who are bald
my mom, ex and ex's friend said i look like i'm about to eat your face
I mean you probably have a beard of some kind
and the bald just adds more to the intimidation
i don't like facial hair so i shave
Ahhhh i see
i don't like hair in general
I lick bald peoples heads for that salt
just imagine gollum and thats khaa
you wanna lick my head ivan (the fake)?
Is your head salty enough?
fuck i wish i was gollum
yo shit we already got the replacement then
it's mostly oily, but you can find a crumb of salt there if it's sweaty enough
new ivan can you be slightly biphobic torwards me like the old one?
I think it gets to a point where the person is overloaded with it
I dont have a shiny hair, just plain old hair
Mhmmm deliciouso
like I said he got stared at because of it so it probably bothers him
then more people start memeing on it and it starts pilign up
Bi what?
brainfart has been shitting on my bald for like 7-8 months or something
imagine homophobia but torwards bisexuals
if you're secure with it, no way to overload you
Youre bi?
phobic
Yeah sure

Okay, this is the decision I made, I already know that Larkin (or Aldo or okay_cat) will follow it without making "too much fuss."
@wispy flame, I don't care what you do on other servers, because, as I understand it, it's something you do elsewhere. It doesn't work that way here.
Ivan doesn't like this behavior of yours, he got tired of being called "gay", "femboy", "colored hair spoke his mind" and all that stuff, which I find funny as well.
But as long as the joke is shared and Ivan laughs too, that's one thing. Since he can't take it anymore and the whole thing is moving towards "online bullying", I'm stopping the thing right now.
@real tinsel is right, "you should learn not to care about what people say", but we are not all like that, and it doesn't always work that way.
As long as you are in here, you have to abide by our rules, so no bullying or end up in such situations. Outside of here, you can do whatever the fuck you want.
I hope I have made myself clear, if I see another "insult" towards Ivan from you, I will take action.
I'm guessing it's because he's had to deal with it irl
when there's an irl part to it it's... tougher to deal
what are you gonna do? ban me from this server???
the small problem is
Then ban you if you continue
WOAH
inb4 "i don't care"
inb4 "I've fucked your mom"
inb4 "I'm inside your walls"
inb4 "your IP is"
would you fucking let him say it
well i really dont give much of a fuck about this server
The inb4 was correct
its just something im in
since it won't make a difference 
I'm not letting you go or banning you or something
🍿
I'm just saying
Stop that
If you want to stay
If you don't want to stay, it's your choice
then aldo shows up and bans him anyway 
Yoooo this reminds me of mosses 10 commandments
Or how it is spelled
Outside meme-channel
ivan has brought it upon himself
It's Moses? I think?
there's a seven laws of noah
Moses
I'm honestly curious about this
If you want to explain
SORRY
ye, moses
Because I don't know the whole story
I just know (and I saw) that he can't take it anymore, he doesn't like that kind of joking around
Fixed
It was funny the first time, now he doesn't like it anymore
ivan is somehow the only person that gets mad when we say something about it, even tho he trashtalked people before too
and a lot
the whole femboy thing is just a taste of his own medicine
he developed some god complex for a while and was a total bitch to others
everyone trash talks everyone here. But if someone tells your their limits you should respect it
otherwise you're not better than the person you're shitting on
i'm fairly certain he has some elements of autism somewhere in there so there's no way he could've known it was coming a long time ago
the absolute amount of bitching from him now is just comical considering how much of a pain he was before himself
I've had a few words with mr ivan
autism my ass
i talked with people with many different stages of autism and down syndrome
Use this as an example of what a "bad influence" from your peers looks like.
Can you explain what he did to you or to Kovac?
Its not autism, jokes aside
Because in here I didn't saw him do anything
his ass is just insecure af because nobody gives him any more respect anymore for having high level in a server
idk who kovac is
The Ivan dude above you
Apparently you and him are in the same servers with Ivan
He didnt do anything particular special per say. One time I made a meme about his warface skills (when he use to play) in a meme channel and he didnt likr it very much at all. He said that I frequently bullied him which wasnt the case. I mentioned him like once in a blue moon
Thats just my perspective
basically ivan got the taste of his own medicine, but unlike me he took it personally for reason
somehow me calling him a femboy every so often is such a bad thing when he would do it everyday

i think i've seen him once before
so whats the verdict
not a frequent, at least not in brainfart
never seen zion here before
People change pfps and names frequently, its hard to keep up
that's falco's call, not mine
Give me some minutes because english is not my forte
a mean ivans version
should speak up more. One of the more sane members here id say
i am anything but sane by this point
lmao how the fuck did Nvidia just say DLSS 3.0 is only for 4000 series
like thats such a big fuck you to everyone
one of us
idk for me all these internet chat dramas are always confusing. Idk if they are fake, a meme, real in part, just for the lolz of other alt idfk
what severe childhood trauma does to a persons empathy in the long run
nah we are all just khaas alts
this one is definitely real. It wouldn't have gone this far if it wasn't
say something only i'd know
My man
@grizzled meadow ban this individual
retards what are u doing here now
I am a @slim osprey I cannot be banned
what are we not
i am very offended ledy take that back
im not sorry

you will wake up with bird poop all over your bed sheets
I think the world is finally ending. @real tinsel and I agree on something...
youre bald
Larkin show us your hair dude
no i'm just really smart and emotionally mature
God damn it
the bird is still awake
Nah. That has my face, and no one wants to see that XD





