🎪bruh-fart

[heady vapor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1006302424685871211/1007346222622855238/lol.gif

[slate crown]

im just a imagining ares the almighty God of war is working as a retail employee

[heady crow]

areees hiii

whatsuup

me

[slate crown]

"I AM GOING TO KILL YOU FOR BEING SUCH A RETARDED CAT."

i got 9 lives bitch

[heady crow]

btw pango

you know what day it is in 2 days?

[slate crown]

wednesday

[heady crow]

what?

no

[grizzled meadow]

I don't want to call the beast, is this stuff any war related?

[heady crow]

well yes but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

[thorny mango]

no?

just minutemen missile footage from the early 2000's

unrelated to recent events

[slate crown]

it's literally the 19th of September for me rn

[heady crow]

yeah

same

[real tinsel]

ban him just to make sure

[slate crown]

oh 21st of September

[heady crow]

dont ban him hes based

[slate crown]

now i get it

[heady crow]

yaaay pangoo :D

gj

[slate crown]

im a bit slow when it comes to anything that is not internet related

[grizzled meadow]

Just wanted to make sure it's not related to any war at all
At this point explain to me what this Minutemen is, since I only know the Fallout 4 thing

[grizzled meadow]

Nooo don't ban him he's so based haha

[thorny mango]

the minuteman is a type of icbm still in use in the united states

[real tinsel]

succumb to the dark voices (me), ban him

[heady crow]

what kind of reasoning is that its related to any war 😭

that could be applied to so many things

[grizzled meadow]

A type of what

[grizzled meadow]

I see missile, I think war

[heady crow]

you see gun you think of war?

[grizzled meadow]

Yes ()

[thorny mango]

intercontinental ballistic missile as part of the M.A.D doctrine

[heady crow]

and guns are allowed?

[real tinsel]

i see @grizzled meadow i think of sex

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/55T8urLPBsk

[grizzled meadow]

Not in my peace world

[grizzled meadow]

Part of what

[heady crow]

we are finally starting to reach the last stage of brainfarts evolution

[thorny mango]

@grizzled meadow the use of icbm's are meant as a deterrent https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutual_assured_destruction

[heady crow]

the pacifism arc will begin

[lusty sonnet]

Wish i could

[heady crow]

arees

how you doing?

[lusty sonnet]

Just IT

[heady crow]

fine

sorry for existing ig :/

[lusty sonnet]

Bad, wanna strangle our technical contact at a customer

[grizzled meadow]

brainfart-nwo

[heady crow]

ares again ignoring me

[eager quest]

@heady crow guess whos home

[heady crow]

you

[eager quest]

but shitting so brb

[lusty sonnet]

Mfer i'll ignore you fr

[heady crow]

thats not a part of your daily life?

[thorny mango]

https://tenor.com/view/coffee-gif-18759864 tasty coffee

[west owl]

brainfart-OwO !

[lusty sonnet]

My daily life is suffering

[heady crow]

prolly should hop on the instant coffee grind

[thorny mango]

sigma coffee drinker mindset!!!

[heady crow]

would be solid to just ingest closer to 1000mg of caffeine without drinking an entire pot of coffee

[heady crow]

yayayayya

[lusty sonnet]

Sniff coffee grind

[slate crown]

eat coffee grounds, drink boiling hot water

[real tinsel]

does that mean you're going to finally call her?

[thorny mango]

best method of consuming coffee

[heady crow]

well stuffing snus up your lip is effective at ingesting nicotine so i dont see why that wouldnt work

[lusty sonnet]

Sniff monster drinks

[slate crown]

maximum flavor and guaranteed liquid shits

[real tinsel]

weaklings with weak stomachs

[slate crown]

you can't even smoke weed stfu

[real tinsel]

i'm afraid of addiction

i have an addictive personality

[slate crown]

same here but gf keeps me in check

[west owl]

the worst that could happen is go dumb and happy

[thorny mango]

being dumb is nice

[grizzled meadow]

Brainfart is having another 2010 Moment

[slate crown]

that's lean though

[west owl]

just grow your own once you can and dont go broke

[real tinsel]

then start selling your ass for the next hit

[west owl]

that was the second tip

[real tinsel]

addiction, especially substance addiction is a very scary thing to me

reason being that i've spent time with such people

[thorny mango]

welp i got my smoking addiction from high school

and to this day i still smoke a pack a week

but im getting better lol

[gloomy roost]

https://vxtwitter.com/nescartridges/status/1571600509810900992?s=20&t=LbYw6b2vuYKB9Vu8fPhXpA

[thorny mango]

been smoking less

[slate crown]

can't even get addicted to smoking cigarettes if i wanted to

[real tinsel]

my dad-side grandpa was also a smoker, but he'd smoke 2-3 packs a day. Eventually he died of lung cancer

[thorny mango]

must be high tolerance

[real tinsel]

and my mom-side grandpa was alcohol addict, which led to near-complete failure of his kidneys

[thorny mango]

yea my lungs are already screwed but im putting in the effort to lessen the amount i smoke

[real tinsel]

they had to attach those long strawy things to his dick so that he could pee

[slate crown]

a catheter

[west owl]

previous generations of smokers were ballsy, starting at 12 yo downing packs

[thorny mango]

uh thats when i started lol

[slate crown]

Zimo Nitrome fell off

[heady crow]

the 12yos here start with snus and not cigs

[west owl]

man old school

[thorny mango]

im only in my 30's please dont say im old school lol

[west owl]

at 12 i couldnt barely finish the 1/3l bottle of beer

[gloomy roost]

He did yeah

[west owl]

and tobacco was just too fucking expensive for me

[thorny mango]

i got my tobacco for free from some "friends"

[real tinsel]

@stone blade's ideal world

[heady crow]

nah

those are swedish products

[thorny mango]

https://tenor.com/view/spy-gif-25548864

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[thorny mango]

https://tenor.com/view/gurkha-gurkhacigars-cigar-gif-13484799

im a poor bastard with expensive tastes....

[heady crow]

tbf i could get behind cigars if it wasnt for the cost

[thorny mango]

i can only afford a good cigar once in a blue moon

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/take-no-shit-arnold-schwarzenegger-gif-19763542

[heady crow]

sadly so. Only smoked a few during hikes and birthday parties

basically financed by my friend kek

[thorny mango]

yea i do the same thing tbh

well i can afford cigarillo's more often though

[lusty sonnet]

Finance me

[thorny mango]

rich friend moment

[heady crow]

well i was about to buy you the season pass but you were like "nooo dont im a cheapskate but i dont want free things anywaysssssss ://"

[heady crow]

the student budget cannot accomidate such luxuries

will get a solid 5e a day in the military so maybe i can hustle more by selling nicotine products to the addicts there

[thorny mango]

well as long as you can treat yourself once in a while than it's fine

[heady crow]

yee

[thorny mango]

anyways what's your favorite tobacco product?

[heady crow]

i mean if i had to choose something that isnt just nicotine pouches prolly snus

[thorny mango]

for me i like buying old cigarettes from decades ago

they are so smooth

[heady crow]

ah how do they hold up to modern day ones then?

[thorny mango]

things like lucky strikes are great

well they are much better in my opinion

i dont know if it's because there aged but i really enjoy them

it's one of those things that is hard to explain unless you try it yourself

[lusty sonnet]

You wouldn't

[thorny mango]

https://youtu.be/ZSgfpTZEgGU?t=327 @heady crow

[plush creek]

fireball

[slate crown]

shiet we sell all kinds of cigarettes even the illegal ones where you're not allowed to sell

[lusty sonnet]

You wouldn't fund a hobo

[heady crow]

man there isnt a direct option to gift the season pass only silve

r

do you promise that you will buy the season pass and not the fortnite skin

[abstract path]

That is chad dude

But like

How do they not notice?

[slate crown]

gotta keep it hush hush when you're buying it though

[abstract path]

Obviously

[slate crown]

the po po is too lazy to bust them unless they're caught red handed

[thorny mango]

used to hustle some unique cigarettes in high school

[heady crow]

65 years

[abstract path]

Damn ya got it easy lol

[heady crow]

mfers must be dry and aged to all hell

[lusty sonnet]

I'll promise to refund it

[thorny mango]

yep thats the type i look out for

[abstract path]

Police be a tiny bit different here ngl

[heady crow]

how hard are they to find then?

[heady crow]

man youre such a tease

[thorny mango]

they are super rare to find in a unopened box

[lusty sonnet]

😉

[slate crown]

EU police either do fuck all or literally will fine you for walking wrong

[heady crow]

pango

[thorny mango]

sometimes you can get them loose when they aren't in a box

[heady crow]

the eu isnt a singular country 😭

[abstract path]

Ditto
Ikr

[slate crown]

im just sayin

[thorny mango]

[slate crown]

EU police in general

[abstract path]

Police be shit here

American police is rassict but so is german police smh

[heady crow]

here police are actually highly respected

[thorny mango]

In case of an investigation by any federal entity or similar, I do not have any involvement with this group or with the people in it, I do not know how I am here, probably added by a third party, I do not support any actions by the member of this group.

[slate crown]

good, that's a great thing

[heady crow]

yayayayya

[slate crown]

keep the community safe

[abstract path]

That is very good

[heady crow]

only a few scandals relating to police come to mind and they are of corruption at higher levels

makes me wonder what went wrong in america and their regular police

[abstract path]

Oh shiet

[abstract path]

Why me too lmao

Americans happened mang

[thorny mango]

well my local police precinct is pretty respected even though im in the old U.S of A

[heady crow]

ah thats good to hear

[abstract path]

Double in

[heady crow]

and to get an actual american throwing in his opinion kek

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdbCMUX_Wx4

[slate crown]

usually if something bad happens it's usually the people in the area who are the first responders instead of police

[west owl]

germans

[abstract path]

Yep

Germans

I mean i am near german but like

[slate crown]

got a burglar? no problem, now the entire neighborhood is going to beat his ass, the only reason we call the police is so that they'll make sure we won't kill the burglar ourselves

[abstract path]

Could say i have more slavic spirit

[abstract path]

Mang tell me where ya live

[thorny mango]

it's the same in the US but we just shoot the burglar

[abstract path]

Might aswell just go there for that

[slate crown]

Kkona brudder

[west owl]

here in spain, law is very free style even in court, just pray for an enforcer or judge alignning towards you

[heady crow]

here in #🎪bruh-fart we truly are multicultural

[west owl]

you have places where you can get a 800e fine for getting caught with a weed nugget

down in granada, talking from experience, they don't even give a shit if you have both pocket of weed or a hash dice

[west owl]

they ask you for heroin, meth or at most cocaine thats it

[slate crown]

over here you'd still get in trouble if you've got weed in possession but if you do it in private it's fine

[west owl]

ye thats the law on paper here

[slate crown]

plus cops here will take bribes without batting an eye

[west owl]

but as always from paper to real life there s a big jump

[slate crown]

if you want to get out of trouble with the po po in vietnam, BRIBE

I've even faked being a foreigner once to get out of a speeding ticket

[abstract path]

And i am too you could say

[heady crow]

in finland buying or selling snus is illegal but using it is not

[thorny mango]

anyone know where i can obtain some soviet cigs

cause im going to a airsoft s.ta.l.k.e.r event

[heady crow]

classic holiday trip is going on a cruise to sweden, buying several towers of snus and then selling them on in finland

[heady crow]

ah that reminds me that i should buy some stalker patches for my vest

[slate crown]

just buy a regular pack and print on a new cover

[thorny mango]

https://tenor.com/view/smort-smart-peralta-gif-5914562

i did not think of that thank you

[heady crow]

bout to take the textures from gamma and just print them out

[slate crown]

fucking 144p cigarettes irl

[heady crow]

🥶

been thinking of doing the same but for the energy drink

supposedly should fit onto monster cans pretty well

[grizzled meadow]

Dun-dun-duuun

Caught Crystal changing the bio for the 99th time today

"Busted again!"

[heady crow]

ah i mean crystals bio has been unchanged for a while

well a few days is a while for that bio

[grizzled meadow]

She added a bunch of mumbo jumbo recently

[west owl]

fucking falco stalking on minors

[grizzled meadow]

Crystal bio is a guilty pleasure

[west owl]

he wont ever change

[heady crow]

last time ive seen it change is 9 days ago tho

[grizzled meadow]

Bruno out here literally taking notes with dates and hours

Yet I'm the stalker

[heady crow]

i atleast have a reason for it since i typed it out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvkI1GPdvuM

[slate crown]

i didn't want to send this at first out of respect but cat's out of the bag now

[grizzled meadow]

@slim osprey I haven't see you in awhile, where tf are you

[grizzled meadow]

What a specimen

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[grizzled meadow]

BIATCH

[heady crow]

the cat is me

you dont get it falco

[thorny mango]

https://tenor.com/view/big-spliff-gif-24594863

[slate crown]

"no homo, we smokin penises"

[thorny mango]

bbc = big black cigar

[heady crow]

😭

[slate crown]

that was a quote from a real person btw

i think it's from the Cold Ones podcast

[grizzled meadow]

Been working way too much need to get out and get fucked up
Whats going on, where's it at
Make some calls to make it crack, lets see...
I need money, drugs, a ride
And a spot with hot ones inside
The mission:
To get all of the above in a limited amount of time
I can do this and it's done
Like that we're on our way

[heady crow]

real asf falco

[thorny mango]

of course it is lol

[heady crow]

i feel that

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/yWd1LTPAnho

found it

[heady crow]

now why did ex military get deleted from spotify

im sorry falco but im bout to 🏴‍☠️ the album

[grizzled meadow]

AS YOU KEEP GETTING HIGHER
LIGHTS LOOK LIKE THEY'RE ON FIRE
SOON ALL THAT'S LEFT OF YOU
IS YOUR MOST PRIMAL DESIRES

[grizzled meadow]

I fucking hate Spotify

[heady crow]

i love spotify

there has been only a few artists that arent there but they are mainly open nazis anyways so not much lost

[grizzled meadow]

Responsibility's cool, but there's more things in life

Like getting your dick
Rode all fucking night

[heady crow]

yayayayya

i feel that falco

[thorny mango]

damnit im still using SoundCloud

[heady crow]

ah same

lots of small jungle and breakcore artists that cant get on spotify

but then again no black metal artists which are on spotify

[thorny mango]

i love all the unknown artist's on there

[heady crow]

theres like old nick posting shit on soundcloud thats it

[thorny mango]

can find some real gems

[heady crow]

ikr the algo is pretty good

[thorny mango]

yea i dont think im gonna start using Spotify anytime soon

[heady crow]

yeah fair enough. Both have their positives and negatives

free version of soundcloud is actually useable tho

[thorny mango]

yep thats the big positive for me

[heady crow]

spotifys free version is kinda scuffed

[slim osprey]

I have been kidnapped by a mexican cartel

[heady crow]

maybe someday when i get a stable income ill start buying shit off of artists bandcamps...

for now its the pirates life for me

[thorny mango]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-tanamen-gecky-incorporeal-gif-21102682

[thorny mango]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[slim osprey]

Oh and btw

@grizzled meadow

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/ramuda-hypmic-gif-21515452

[grizzled meadow]

Great comeback of the bawls in your jaws

[slim osprey]

If you want the real answer tho, I've just been trying to get my life in order

[heady crow]

the fuck

when was this added

[thorny mango]

https://tenor.com/view/wait-that-thats-is-illegal-gif-18393263

[slim osprey]

I am above the law

[thorny mango]

https://tenor.com/view/fair-enough-shea-brennan-sam-elliott-1883-thats-reasonable-gif-24225989

[thorny mango]

https://youtu.be/OXiTmYGMWcQ

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-armstrong-metal-gear-metal-gear-rising-out-senator-armstrong-out-gif-23706021

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-metal-gear-rising-gif-23706041

[thorny mango]

https://tenor.com/view/voices-medic-tf2-cosss-mikk_-schizo-gif-26228618

[thorny mango]

is that an energy drink with ice!!!???

[heady crow]

prolly not

[thorny mango]

https://tenor.com/view/disgusting-disgusted-steve-harvey-gross-gif-18516272

[slim osprey]

That looks like whiskey

[thorny mango]

look at the sussy can top right

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-discord-gif-23720565

[slim osprey]

The fated champagne with monster energy

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/eat-pen-not-hungry-gif-19257521

regular monster tastes ass tho

[grizzled meadow]

🖐️ 🕶️ 👌
🥚
👟 👟

[slim osprey]

That's why you mix it with champagne

[west owl]

[slate crown]

look at dis lil fella

[grizzled meadow]

❤️

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-american-psycho-right-yeah-of-course-totally-gif-24784535

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/-cQAgu_rO6U

[thorny mango]

alright fellow gamers i gotta go do my daily stalker grind bye

[heady crow]

aight cya dude

thanks for the chat

[slate crown]

discord can't even let you download gifs as gifs anymore smh

[slim osprey]

Have fun

[thorny mango]

np it was nice

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/998320608586780843/f886ceb.gif

[slate crown]

every good gif i download turns into a video

[slim osprey]

Yeah

File turns into a fucking mp4

[grizzled meadow]

Best meme of the channel

[heady crow]

bias much?

[slate crown]

Bruno fell off

💀

[grizzled meadow]

@slate crown have you seen the little fella

[grizzled meadow]

He fell off

[heady crow]

shut your goofy ass up

[slate crown]

my ass is pretty goofy

one might even say

silly

😛

[grizzled meadow]

@slate crown there's a little feller

[slate crown]

now i understand Chads pain

[slate crown]

I'll do you one better, hang on a sec

[grizzled meadow]

The one that says "You're gnna lve m nts"

[west owl]

man it took me a while to find it again

[slate crown]

there now i can counter your bullshit

on second thought maybe the MP4 version might be better

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf46sph44_8

[abstract path]

Frogatto!

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-staples-fax-it-do-be-facts-tho-its-the-truth-gif-16329641

[heady crow]

ah cant make a certain joke about that video

btw @slate crown you know whats in 2 days?

[abstract path]

Bro just got shocked from the spicyness of the man

[slate crown]

do you rememba

[heady crow]

well i mean

that too but

[slate crown]

sucks that my gymbro had to go back to his military school

[heady crow]

ah shucks

is it just like school school or actual training in the field

[grizzled meadow]

Where the fuck is Ivan, I can't ping him

[slate crown]

he's studying to become a "back up officer"

[heady crow]

back up office?

like nco?

[slate crown]

that's the literal translation in my language

i have no idea what it is in english

[west owl]

mf is no longer 9van

[heady crow]

non commissioned officer

[grizzled meadow]

@stone blade

[grizzled meadow]

I swear I'll ban him

[slate crown]

yea that sounds accurate

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/palpatine-star-wars-emperor-do-it-go-for-it-gif-17446081

[heady crow]

alr alr nice

been thinking of the same honestly. Dont know if i have the willpower to go through reserve officer school tho

so might just do nco

[slate crown]

househusband boywife ftw

[heady crow]

fr

reserve officer and boywife on the resume would look clean 🥶

[slate crown]

sheeeesh

[heady crow]

oh shit i think the last stage of conscription will be next month for me

[slate crown]

what's a conscription?

[abstract path]

Wha?

[slate crown]

sounds familiar

[heady crow]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conscription

[heady crow]

what?

[slate crown]

ah i know "drafts" but not conscription

[abstract path]

You have boywife?

[heady crow]

i wish

[abstract path]

Madge

[west owl]

mandatory military service

[grizzled meadow]

Ah-

[slate crown]

this is kinda funny to me actually cause mandatory military service doesn't apply to me since technically im a foreigner

[west owl]

the nothern and more eastern eu countries still have it because history keep them always aware of the

[heady crow]

scamming the goverment

[slate crown]

mfw i have vietnamese social security but an impossible name to spell

[heady crow]

"john"

[grizzled meadow]

99% your surname is Nguyen

[grizzled meadow]

John Vietnamese

[slate crown]

nah I've got a full English name

[heady crow]

basically ye

longest european border with russia 🥲

[slate crown]

i did have a vietnamese name at one point but only my family call me that

[heady crow]

do tell

[slate crown]

Ngô Hoàng Nhân

[west owl]

if it is not the east is the west

[slate crown]

my family isn't nguyen

[slate crown]

vietnamese people have their surnames in front so im Ngô not Nguyễn

[slate crown]

but also means that people use my last name as my first name in every fucking documents

[west owl]

and with this im going to eat

[heady crow]

me

[slim osprey]

Edging my mute with this one

[slate crown]

am 🚴

[slim osprey]

Amazing

I'm 🍞

[slate crown]

i support the RGB community as much as the next guy but this is too much

💀

[grizzled meadow]

Missed the ocean channel

[slate crown]

he fogor 💀

[grizzled meadow]

@slate crown now I only miss the full video

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/HB-eSM5qXQE

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah I got it

Bruno posted the Discord version

[heady crow]

falco where ocean channel?

[grizzled meadow]

Wait a sec and you'll see it

🎧 sex 01/01

💦
🚬 🍺

As the hours pass
I will let you know
That I need to ask
Before I'm alone
How it feels to rest
On your patient lips
To eternal bliss
I'm so glad to know

OH I BID FAREWELL TO THE PORT AND THE LAND

[slate crown]

AND I PADDLE AWAY FROM BRAVE ENGLAND'S WHITE SANDS

[grizzled meadow]

TO SEARCH FOR MY LONG AGO FORGOTTEN FRIENDS

[slate crown]

TO SEARCH FOR THE PLACE TO WHERE ALL SAILORS END

[grizzled meadow]

AS THE SOULS OF THE DEAD FILL THE SPACE OF MY MIND

[slate crown]

I'LL SEARCH WITHOUT SLEEPING TIL PEACE I CAN FIND

[grizzled meadow]

I FEAR NOT THE WEATHER, I FEAR NOT THE SEA

[slate crown]

I REMEMBER THE FALLEN DO THEY THINK OF ME?

[grizzled meadow]

WHEN THEIR BONES IN THE OCEAN FOREVER WILL BE

What? I didn't read what Bruno said

(the song is over )

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/865730416799645696/948156620498685962/IMG_0550.gif

sorry for existing ig

[slate crown]

don't be sorry

you're an absolute joy and gift to this tiny community

[grizzled meadow]

I'm serious, what's the problem with our little text song

[heady crow]

that you got two messages there that are replies

[slate crown]

he said to rewrite the texts without replies

yea that

[grizzled meadow]

Aaah okay

[pastel quartz]

Farewell and adieu to you, Spanish ladies

[grizzled meadow]

To be completely honest this is wrong 👀

And I paddle away from brave* England's white sands

[slate crown]

idk what you're talking aboot

[grizzled meadow]

aboot

[radiant grove]

https://tenor.com/view/point-flex-we-cock-dick-balling-gif-17132634

[grizzled meadow]

[slate crown]

yes im canandian now

[grizzled meadow]

p!ban @radiant grove no more coming back

[foggy mantle]

@radiant grove has been banned.

[grizzled meadow]

AH

FUCK HIM

GOT 'EM

[slate crown]

[grizzled meadow]

The troll has been trolled

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-complete-returning-to-hq-gif-24966546

[grizzled meadow]

The dude liked to exit and come back without a reason

[real tinsel]

what did he post

why do i always miss these things

[grizzled meadow]

"The dude liked to exit and come back without a reason"

[heady crow]

THANK YOU

[grizzled meadow]

The actual reason was about a moment where brainfart was 1984

In that particular moment, he said something like "fuck this I'm leaving"

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/bunda-feia-cute-cuzaop-macacko-macaco-gif-24529902

[grizzled meadow]

After that moment, he literally did that

Came back here, said two shits, went out again

[slate crown]

💀

[grizzled meadow]

As another moderator likes to say, "if you don't like it here, you can leave"

So @real tinsel you didn't miss anything

[slate crown]

i just witnessed this in real time

[real tinsel]

i missed a lot of great opportunities in life

[grizzled meadow]

Same

[real tinsel]

🤝

[real tinsel]

i thought he ate them

took me 2 watches to realize he hates them

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/dwarf-warcraft-chad-repost-if-dwarf-chad-gif-21569293

[slate crown]

exactly

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-nikocado-avocado-epic-embed-escape-escape-epic-embed-gif-23481520

[slate crown]

this is a new one

[pastel quartz]

OnlyFans

https://tenor.com/view/agonyman-gif-25333932

[grizzled meadow]

[west owl]

literally me https://youtu.be/3ZUs4m9Pnfw

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-there-ping-hello-there-obi-wan-kenobi-obi-wan-kenobi-gif-22867127

[slate crown]

you didn't see it, good

[slim osprey]

Damn I missed a ban

[real tinsel]

i unironically enjoy his videos

but only the non-mukbang parts. His eating disgusts me

[west owl]

what does he post apart from mukbangs?

[real tinsel]

just fucking around or something

[west owl]

@grizzled meadow

[zenith grove]

@grizzled meadow i am sorry, did you just ban someone for leaving and joining again ?

[plucky void]

what'd I miss

[slate crown]

you're just as surprised as we are catto

[gloomy roost]

Did that person even interact in other channels?

Otherwise nothing lost

[west owl]

idk if troll posted something or not, was still munching

[slate crown]

nah he just posted the we cock dick balling meme

then falco thanos snapped him out of this quantum reality

[west owl]

[west owl]

i want to take a bite of that

[slate crown]

glad im not the only one

[proven crown]

It looks and sounds like merangue

[slim osprey]

What even is that?

[proven crown]

Weight lifting chalk iirc

[slim osprey]

Huh

[proven crown]

https://youtu.be/1afRpbWxPoM

[west owl]

is not merengue

[slim osprey]

You can still eat it

[slate crown]

ate chalk before

would not recommend

[slim osprey]

Simply a skill issue

[west owl]

what kid didnt eat chalk at least once

[slate crown]

maybe even a crayon or two

wash it down with a glass of play doh

[proven crown]

As someone who went into early years marine training, I ate crayons instead

[west owl]

and take a bite of that soap that smells sooo good

[slate crown]

we didn't have play doh as a kid, we had actual clay used in pottery

[plucky void]

that's so roots

also at 5 years old I once took a bite out of an eraser

[slate crown]

i only got my hands on play doh later in life but at that point I'm not retarded enough to eat them

[proven crown]

Not being retarded

Where do you think you are?

[slate crown]

there's a time and place for that

sorry for having braincells sheesh

[proven crown]

Imagine needing a brain

[slate crown]

can't imagine life without it

so to speak

[stone blade]

hi

[plucky void]

hello there

[west owl]

Здравейте

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/wLBFnpCd8D0

[west owl]

that's too wholesome and happy for this community

[slate crown]

i know

suffer.

[slate crown]

because its cute

[west owl]

meanwhile yt algorithm putting my feet down back to the ground

[slate crown]

new Miilkywayz upload les fukin goo

[slate crown]

das a cold ass honkey

[hidden patio]

Bruno price paid XD

[west owl]

that's a cool cat if i ever seen one

[stone blade]

hi

❤️

[slate crown]

also nice room though I'd die the second i make contact with that bed from all the cat hair

[fading shuttle]

booba lady

[west owl]

is that Larkin's room though those cute outfits are his?

[slate crown]

i was about to say, i love those cute outfits

[stone blade]

hes a femboy ob

[fading shuttle]

the cutest boy he is, the cat is nice too

[stone blade]

v

v

[west owl]

Bruno is gonna be even happier if that's the case Larkin

[west owl]

that really is a thing

[slate crown]

space cow is my religion

though her new model is very "distracting" to say the least

i prefer her chibi model

[plucky void]

that's what gets them clicks

[hidden patio]

Thanks. Believe it or not we lint roll the bed once a day. But with 4 cats and 2 dogs, it's honestly a frustration in patience

[stone blade]

hi

[slate crown]

bruh i only have 1 cat and she's already a pain to keep off the bed 💀

[stone blade]

im eating a croissant

[heady crow]

aa omg such a cutie

is he the elder one?

[stone blade]

the femboy clothes in the back

[slate crown]

2 cats if you count my gf

[hidden patio]

Yup 16years old

[heady crow]

aaaaa

man his fur still seems so silky smooth

[hidden patio]

Ah we let them all on the bed, we try to just clean up the fur. But its an exercise in futility.

[stone blade]

I LOVE PEPSI MANGO

[heady crow]

exercise in futility?? mgla reference??

[hidden patio]

Yeah he has good fur, his skin needs some help but we got a special waterless moisturizer we ambush him with to keep his skin nice and healthy.

[stone blade]

MGLA POG

[craggy quarry]

Bruh i never heard of such stuff

[slate crown]

sometimes I'll let my cat onto my bed but there's a high chance that it'll set off my allergies but It's worth the headpats

[hidden patio]

In the US we can get it at pet stores or amazon. Its basically a shampoo but its like a foaming soap that just dries almost instantly

[craggy quarry]

Ofc i never had a cat before but still

[hidden patio]

Im slightly allergic, so I feel it, we just buy lots of allergy meds. Animals are worth it

[craggy quarry]

So much freedom

[hidden patio]

They have for dogs too

[craggy quarry]

Thats very dope actually

[slate crown]

Headpats are worth it

[hidden patio]

Its more useful for cats as alot of them are scared of baths, so its less traumatic for them

[heady crow]

ahahaha you having to say ambush doesent sound like he enjoys it

but then again cats

[hidden patio]

Its pretty funny. They dont like it the first couple seconds because its wet, but then when you start massaging into the skin they love it. Because it stops itchiness and helps with his dry skin

[stone blade]

plot twist
all of this played out in his head and none of it happened

[hidden patio]

TBH we spend too much money on our cats, special foods, buckets of toys, beds, heating pads, scratching posts, towers for them to hang out it, hammocks for naps.

[heady crow]

just like me fr

[heady crow]

well then again cats pretty much own you and not the other way around

gotta keep the overlords happy

[west owl]

maaan spoiled cats

[lusty sonnet]

@west owl

[heady crow]

@lusty sonnet

[hidden patio]

And healthy the food is the big expense to feed all 4 we spend approx $200 USD a month

[heady crow]

renting out a car?

[lusty sonnet]

Remind me in 3 hours

[heady crow]

man

[lusty sonnet]

No just got home

[west owl]

negro preferred mortadela (a very very cheap deli meat) over everthing even the gourmet cans.

[lusty sonnet]

Time to chill a bit

[heady crow]

ye but like that car

[hidden patio]

Best part of day.

[lusty sonnet]

Company car?

[heady crow]

ahh right

ye nah i saw the no smoking sign so

[lusty sonnet]

Facts, now i can play with my cats till they get hungry or annoyed

[heady crow]

Ares??

you have cats??

[lusty sonnet]

That's company cars are considered offices/workplaces so no smoking there

Ye i have 2 cats

[heady crow]

we require the cat tax

[slate crown]

here's mine then

[heady crow]

aa omgg

[slate crown]

i don't want #🎪bruh-fart IRS on my ass

[heady crow]

god i love the turtle shell colouring

[slate crown]

she's a genuine bob tail

[hidden patio]

Fucking cute, and clearly we'll taken care of!

[slate crown]

she takes care of herself tbh

extremely low maintenance cat

[lusty sonnet]

Maybe i'll post mine later

[heady crow]

come to you with the first cat vid with our old cat

[slate crown]

bruno bussy reveal

glad i was here to see it

[lusty sonnet]

Look at that finger wiggle

[hidden patio]

SO CUTE

[plucky void]

2 girls cats 1 cup chair

[stone blade]

Literally me

[abstract path]

His first second video

:)

[fading shuttle]

no shame in gaming the system

[cerulean plover]

hi lovelettes

the gamma and brainfart appreciation society is the sole group of (allegedly) people i wanna associate myself with at these troublesome times. cheers. ❤️ hip hip.

[plucky void]

second first video

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/ramuda-hypmic-gif-21515452

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/HGIygVx-Aps

[cerulean plover]

my 2nd favorite cat internet thingy from 2012 or smth

GoatAMMA 1.0

[abstract path]

Hip?

[abstract path]

Yes.

[cerulean plover]

usually followed by-hooray.

[abstract path]

Eat it

[abstract path]

A

I'm not used to that

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/865730416799645696/948156620498685962/IMG_0550.gif

[abstract path]

Ah

[abstract path]

I either got that from you or you from me?

[heady crow]

ye

[abstract path]

Ya

Imma take a nap cuz i actually don't feel that well

Ahaha

[cerulean plover]

what is the old age threshold in this channel?

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF5QqzL7GmE @heady crow literally lightweight

[sullen osprey]

I’m going to Pripyat guys!!!!!! My girlfriend Проповедник(her name sounds so cute 🥰 ) told me to only bring this

[narrow lotus]

ivan when he recieves 2 clowns emoji at one of his tarkov posts

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHCFxL8XS-0

[stone blade]

Literally lightweight

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/849339961358680084/1021406629356371988/304869770_173050695237244_3027441179792652064_n.mp4

[slate crown]

@grizzled meadow

[slate crown]

i remember when the word "radical" meant cool

i want those times back

[lusty sonnet]

That's radical duuuude -surferbro

[slate crown]

I'd do it for the vine

100%

[plucky void]

"amish elders" at the end

[plucky void]

that's rad

[craggy quarry]

I'd do it for mah homies

[cerulean plover]

Alternatively, i call rad.

[gloomy roost]

Toadicus has a waifu

[heady crow]

@stone blade

[cerulean plover]

if i were that hot i would leave it in a similar manner. cause on the other end of the hall would be a couple of women to console me into oblivion

But you scratched the real wound still, i skipped todays exam ffs.

[lusty sonnet]

We skipping exams?

[cerulean plover]

if you are my age and country sure you do.

and most importantly, state of mind and 420 gaming

[lusty sonnet]

And where is that? 👀

[cerulean plover]

Take a wild guess god of war. 😉

[lusty sonnet]

Mozambique.

[cerulean plover]

I wish.

[unkempt oasis]

Now's your chance to take a [BIG SHIT]

[gloomy roost]

If I were in Mozambique I'd too skip the French test

[cerulean plover]

i speak the language of your dsc name

[lusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/apex-apex-legends-mozambique-on-my-way-gif-24938135

Ah hellas

Understandable

[cerulean plover]

well we usually call it greece now.

if turkey was invaded by the rear would greece help? xD

[lusty sonnet]

Skipping exams bad tho

[lusty sonnet]

Def not

[cerulean plover]

Greece=grease 😉

[lusty sonnet]

Ah puns

Too mentally dead for that atm

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/552987302633275403/1021456331821023232/suffrage.mp4

[cerulean plover]

you are not greek too?

[lusty sonnet]

Hell no

[cerulean plover]

oh yk, your name, i imagined you were.

[lusty sonnet]

I know i know

I studied it for a few years but that's fading from okay to surviving on basic stuff

[craggy quarry]

Ive never been with any hoes

[heady crow]

hello? Im literially here?

[cerulean plover]

welp you only need the basic stuff to survive your vacations here

[lusty sonnet]

True true and most people speak english as well

[lusty sonnet]

Me when bruno asks for D2

[heady crow]

idk my experience of greeks being able to speak english isnt that great outside of bigger cities

[heady crow]

alright ares

when have i asked you to play d2

[lusty sonnet]

Yesterday?

[cerulean plover]

greek tradition has it so the majority speaks it broken.

[heady crow]

nah man i just slid into there not even asking

[cerulean plover]

the fluent ones are heretics

[lusty sonnet]

No consent

Abuse bruno

[heady crow]

just how you like it

[heady crow]

yeah yeah you tease me 24/7 let me have this atleast

[lusty sonnet]

I'll make a crayola

[heady crow]

hmm

an interesting offer

[cerulean plover]

new Thor movie, Zeus speaks it nice and proper. 😄

[heady crow]

crayola for the season pass?

[lusty sonnet]

That movie was a meme

[lusty sonnet]

Crayola cuz fuck others having fun in pvp

[heady crow]

alright boss lemme get back to leveling then

[cerulean plover]

movie is very good. Waititi is special.

[ember kindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/663756333908099083/1021244752756215838/unknown.png?width=457&height=571

[lusty sonnet]

Dunno was kinda a meme

[heady crow]

too bad alone since you never seem to want to play anything nowadays

[cerulean plover]

memes are good no?

[heady crow]

eh depends

[lusty sonnet]

Depends

[heady crow]

most of the stuff posted here arent

mine included

[lusty sonnet]

Sure I'll play alone tonight

[cerulean plover]

xD. Well the thought behind it is noble.

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/bateman-patrick-patrick-bateman-sad-american-psycho-gif-26178064

[ember kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/667040484270669852/1020678062095999017/ovpdaoiqgdo91.mp4

[lusty sonnet]

Solar crayola

[cerulean plover]

Memes portray humans very well. And screaming goats that later come and save the day as cartgoats make thor ingenious comedy.

[heady crow]

you getting kneed in your face for the 11th time in a non comp game

[lusty sonnet]

I'm banking on a solar nightfall next

[heady crow]

something other than arc pls

[lusty sonnet]

Solar dps time

[heady crow]

ayayayyaya

void would be fun too

could actually survive shit

but then again my ll is actually high enough

[lusty sonnet]

Maybe you can carry a NF then

[heady crow]

says the man at the bottom of every gambit game

[lusty sonnet]

1 gambit match you were on top

[heady crow]

ye like you can find the screenshot where i wasnt at the top

[lusty sonnet]

Cuz you ulted their team

Mfer I'll start taking screenshots

[heady crow]

alright bet

[lusty sonnet]

Mr average 2 orbs of light

[heady crow]

ye only bcs i ulted 3 ppl

[heady crow]

bitch tf you want me to do underleveled on arc warlock 😭

[lusty sonnet]

Yayaya block out prime damage

[heady crow]

there is no prime damage

[stone blade]

meMEMEMEMEMEMEMEM

[heady crow]

get your facts right Ares

god its like you dont even play destiny

[lusty sonnet]

2nd screen

[heady crow]

ye so i didnt block it out

[lusty sonnet]

Not showing it either

[heady crow]

no screenshot of it so

keep on coping and seething frenchman

[lusty sonnet]

Imma take screenshots just to punk on you Swede

[heady crow]

yayayayya sure sure

you can punk me in a diff way at the same time too

[lusty sonnet]

Ah yeah kneecap into a wall cuz those physics are still in D2

Also D2 in 10

[heady crow]

yayayayyayayayayaya

died to the architects always funny

[heady crow]

k French Übermensch

[lusty sonnet]

Better be there norwegian

[heady crow]

yayaya

also remind me to remind you in 30 mins

[lusty sonnet]

And fix your steam

[heady crow]

fiiine

[lusty sonnet]

Tyty

[lusty sonnet]

tilllll valhaaaaal

[real tinsel]

the virgin energy you radiate is off the charts

[plucky void]

is that first stage necrosis?

[real tinsel]

i love this cat

[grizzled meadow]

We finally have our @slim osprey, Cropol

[slim osprey]

Two of my posts did numbers today

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-smoke-sigma-gif-26186111

[lusty sonnet]

when falco likes your post

niche internet macrocelebrity

[grizzled meadow]

It's a benefit

[lusty sonnet]

is it tho?

[grizzled meadow]

Being a niche internet microcelebrity is a benefit

[slim osprey]

You get bitches

Most of them are schizophrenic men that call you king

But bitches nonetheless

[fading shuttle]

grow a bit more and you will start attracting femboys, more of them on discord than actual women

[slate crown]

TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[slate crown]

i feel called out

[eager quest]

@stone blade

[slate crown]

actual dystopia

[abstract path]

til valhaaal

[stone blade]

ok

[abstract path]

:)

[abstract path]

Yes.

For me it's just tidying up

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[tranquil cedar]

Love mantises

Will fight anything

[abstract path]

They're frickin cute

Cute predators

[abstract path]

[slate crown]

shush

i had a minor stroke

[abstract path]

[quartz saffron]

Just got it in the mail

https://youtu.be/ThMqnICE55Q

woooooo

[real tinsel]

star wars kotor alongside some other games is 1$ on humble bundle https://www.humblebundle.com/games/starlight-childrens-foundation-bundle?hmb_source=&hmb_medium=product_tile&hmb_campaign=mosaic_section_1_layout_index_1_layout_type_threes_tile_index_2_c_starlightchildrensfoundationbundle_bundle

[abstract path]

NOOOOOOOOO

NOT THE SHARK q~q

[quartz saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-cat-furious-cat-cat-angry-fury-gif-23071861

[fading shuttle]

fuck the blahaj

this is hydraulic press channel

[slate crown]

it's been a long day

[abstract path]

Yes it was

I took a nap

And I'm about to do it again

That's how long it was

[slate crown]

i just got home from work and im pooped

thought about hopping on destiny 2 with the bois but im too tired even for that

[real tinsel]

tom and jeremy

[abstract path]

Go nap boi

[slate crown]

im about to enjoy this 20 hour sleep

[abstract path]

Hehe

[slate crown]

watching jerma movie night highlights to wind down rn

[abstract path]

Good

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUGPUJy9A8Q

louis rossmann our lord and savior

[plucky void]

Shadow of the Colossus

[stone blade]

@heady crow

[tranquil cedar]

Bugs are cute

I wish those stick bug enemies got added to stalker

And the blyat spiders from the online game

[pastel quartz]

:klMA.ESJNFR

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[tranquil cedar]

Flattened

Dead

Compressed

Anyway, look at this funky beetle

[abstract path]

Yooo

[tranquil cedar]

Hercules Beetles are the best beetles

When it's mating season, a female will climb to the top of the tallest tree she can find, and call out to males with pheromones

The males will climb the tree and battle one another on the branches

They'll knock eachother off the tree by using their big horns

[abstract path]

That is epic

[tranquil cedar]

If a male manages to reach the female, the female has to decide if she likes him or not

If she doesn't, she'll knock him off the tree

[tranquil cedar]

If she does, he'll mount her, pump for about five seconds, then throw her off the tree

[heady crow]

so what you are saying is that the hercules beetle mating ritual is a metaphor for modern day society?

[abstract path]

That's copium for them

[tranquil cedar]

The female will then lay her eggs at the base of the tree and leave

This whole process can take days or even weeks

[abstract path]

you could say so

[tranquil cedar]

Beetle battle royal

[heady crow]

oddly close to my home actually

[abstract path]

I wanna live there now

[abstract path]

I love snow

[stone blade]

no you dont