#🎪bruh-fart
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trying to break the ice after the clusterfuck of a conversation we had
Chumboy

You're trying your best pango, really
She?
ye
then she showed me her watermelon pillow collection so we're good
Brainfart-2 was a fucking mistake
This thing also hits home
Because I've just lost a cat
Another one?!?
hehe penis
Crystal it's the same one
don't worry, the cats fine and healthy
Oh ok
The rest of the gang doesn't know about it
Because I posted the thing when no one was around
time to get the last monster log

And with that said, deleted

back to our regularly scheduled shitposting*
They give more shit about you than my dead cat...
falco
understandable 🤝
Absolutely me

I laugh > Download > Delete post
my condolences
At this point I'll repost the thing
Yeah
CRYSTAL HOWS YOU
yeah i wish
Damn
Oh i feel well just alot busy
Wbu?
Me with queen elizabeth memes
Didn't you ask for it tho
Im doing shitty but its going
Why shitty
Yes I did, thank you


I really believed no one saw the post
But like I said^, real ones
Its alright
No I didn't want the attention, of course
Man
I posted the thing in that moment because I knew nobody was around at that time
I did it "on purpose"
ye expect the real ones
I seriously didn't expect the real ones to actually see the post
The sequel
'
literally me
Yesterday was wild, a friend (online) went to Iceland for his birthday alone and yesterday he cracked down hard because he was vibing with a girl and then the girl and her companions just disappeared. Went a bit overboard with the alcohol and uh became a bit suicidal.
brainfart-2 was a miracle
It was at first mango on a fork
sorry cat stepped on keyboard
New memes
Now it's the tomato
Tomato on a fokk
HE HE HE
falco?
oh the humanity

not da avocado
i see shit getting deleted

Falco i saw that 
ah onlyfans
i forgot how relaxing this was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfBmYfnjLho
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good thing i'm recording
Saw what? I can't see anything
🥑 ❌
It's just a frame sent in a group I follow
day 274: Ivan still hasnt learned of the existence of #921156747631157299
Yes
It's literally him
Yes
destiny 2
Wha
For Yakuza 3 Remastered on the PlayStation 4, Guide and Walkthrough by CyricZ.
:(
falco? haha more like
italianco
ok but after that?
:)
They're playing it, not me
Ah
3 actually
then?
Well i play it too
but i can only tolerate the game if im zooted out of my mind
well i got one but its been dead since lik season 7
More like
Progetto
Ikr xd
we're you mentally aware of the sherpa shenanigans yesterday?
he wasnt even mentally there Ares
i forgor 💀
he was just going through the motions
good good
but like fr Ares what do we do now
i had to sherpa 2 people
Sherpa me daddy
convince people to play D2 and then we go raiding
do we legit just grind nfs, lost sectors and crucible
and looking for pvp rolls 
well one guy is kinda interested
i mean i'm fine with that as D2 is just a vibe for me
I mean
5-6-7-Judgment-Lost Judgment-8
What power rank do we need for the raid?
Me and you arguing
might get some dlc if i go to the city again and get a steam card
😩
then again FF Reunion is coming out in 3 months
but i already have a job
Wtf, Judgement is Yakuza canon?
yeah exactly
am also a cheapskate 
you cant be that much of a cheapskate 😭
oh yeah
alright fiine
at this rate ill have to gift you the season pass
don't
whens your birthday again
never
zamn he ageless?
there's no destiny 3 yet you silly goose
bonesless and ageless
i need that godussy
and thank god there wont be
I don't think so
But I want to play them before 8, since 8 then it's RPG
Ha aight
This channel in a video
i need to do an overhauled morrowind run
Okay if someone want that thing I posted, let me know now in DMs
👀
Just know that it's not the full thing

well tbf i spend more money on energy drinks in a week than the season pass costs prolly so it woulndt matter all that much to me
falco we get it you like + sized people. That doesent mean we do
I actually don't
thats what youd say ofc
send it, i didnt even see it, and my folder is a very inclusive and free land
Like I said the still frame of the video was posted as a pic
that's discrimination
Then, I saw the actual video
new gta VI map incredible 🤯 🤯 🤯
But the actual video isn't the... actual video
It's another completely different video with something in it
the couch one?
See? You even have a different one 
I literally spend no money 
bro ofc you dont know the depths i go to secure memes
yeah and thats fine ill be your sugardaddy
provide visual example
Should be the other way around tbh
they've been reacted by the same person
yeah keyword being should
which is you @abstract path
WHY WE'RE NOT FRIENDS YET
Yyyyyy
we are lovers
almost the same
Falco grooming us all
ok thats...
maybe opening up our dms was a mistake on my end
that is gonna reach the folder
Nah dw
but it's gonna be in a dark corner
Knew it
shut up
its kyriakos time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5HYZcEKXQs
bro mf strapped the weights with tape 💀
why are you posting emiru cosplays
her eyes fuckin scare me
she looks zooted off her mind
I'd still tap
ye happens
you should see the depths of which some guys go
with the way her eyes look im scared that shits a bear trap thats never letting go
YEAH BUDYYYYYYYYYY
LIGHTWEIGHT
Ha
Ha
@grizzled meadow went in tagged as gluttony is a cardinal sin.mp4
Ew
@heady crow is this even healthy?

Kiiiiitos
I'm serious though
Baited you, it's 90% downsides
tfw he doesn't bloat up to 400lbs to mog plebes
tfw Youtube doesn't allow "greater than" symbols in the description
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heres a vid from NH sir on the topic
Playing destiny with Bruno is basically hearing "HELVEEETE PERKELEEE" every 5 seconds with added moaning
but in general nahh he has gotten several injuries from his lifting for example
So come play D2 Falco
damn i gotta pick up destiny then
too bad they got rid of most the content and the rest costs way too much
We're f2p atm
And here's why I don't play Destiny 2
i mean me and ares havent payed any money for it (expect me for the expansions they removed)
Might eventually end up buying shit but i dunno yet
cmoon stop teasing me
Depends how willing i am stepping away from me being a cheapskate
@slate crown can be arranged
i can't say ga y but can say that
she can help you out
@slate crown get your gf to playe destiny 2
i tried still a "not yet"
maan
khaaytil moment
@stone blade idk if you've already seen this but here ya go https://youtu.be/vVkfxIlZFY0
Animations by Matt Furie. Videos cut from pepeiceimo on TikTok
pepe out here really being the mascot of the internet
yes kovac we get it
Thank you, you get me 😔 ✊
Someone made a first person mod, wow this is amazing
Motion sickness
👉👈 dlc?

why are you always here 
Timing is bad I dunno
It's the second time I've been just looking around here as you posted it
What you accusing me of I didn't say anything against gae
Emit
The Dark Gods
- MMIV -
UK
Meurtre Noir Records
A1 Distant Dragon 9:37
A2 Watching From The Hills 5:08
A3 Cold Fire 5:26
B1 In Darkness Let Me Dwell 5:59
B2 A Miserable Death 6:47
B3 Inhuman Malfeasanse 2:47
B4 Your Pray For Death 5:39
yaaaas slay queen
the VrChat state 
i love how one of the tags is "the left"

suck shiit
Gaytracing
@grizzled meadow you got any the boys edits?
GTA 6 leaked
ye old news weve been through this two times
Looks like a unity asset game LMAO
Oh shit they have a album this year, anyone went through it?
İt's been 12 hours since it's been a leak kek
I just woke up
prob it is and its fake
you slept for 12 hours?
13
It's not, confirmed

they have discarded everything of their animation system
Named as biggest leak in video game history
why tf did they have to put that song there goddamnit
Nothing in that leak is final, treat it like day 1 of development
Nope
it's funny cause it's true
Fucking game didn't have underwater while I was playing
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AAAAAAAAA WHAT IS THIS IVAN
Ohh idk
ELDRITCH HORROR FROM BEYOND THIS PLACE??
Iron
Bronze
a blender was the main instrument
naw
a dogs penis
DUDE... ITS SOO HARDCORE.. IT literally says GORE!!! on the cover dude!!
its the mid dm band only known for its long name
bruno 🤓
what
what
i post lots of songs just because i like them
sure
🤝
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listen to something other than dungeon synth for once 
this is #921156747631157299 now
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LYRICS
I don't wanna be me anymore
Ever throwing at his home
Two glass houses, twenty stones
Fourteen yellow, six are blue
Could it be worse?.. Quite doubtful.
I don't...
yes.
This is what purgatory looks like (warning: disturbing content)
My man Type 0 negative mmm
God I hate Hololive, their vtubers make them millions and they can’t throw their modelers a fucking Nickel to make good models
real
I'm not super fan until they drop the bangers https://youtu.be/JDT0FSECCbk
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sorry i just inhaled the fattest dab and swallowed some of the weed
raw edible yum
just burped it out, we're good
Cant wait for vtubers to die out tbh
Mf a cartoon character
what if i became a vtuber though 💀
🥵
Already loading the shotgun pango
so that's a yes then 
It's a 200% double barreled yes
2 of what
yes.
2 of what @slate crown
lumi 
I'm a solo destiny player now
i will join you in 3 days
I wont
Gonna make a clan "no vtubers"
at this point, i doubt they will within the next 2-5 years
right never utter the word vtubers in #🎪bruh-fart noted
Thank you 🇧edy
i forgor 💀
i think they are only gonna get bigger
People crave evading the ugly 3d photorealistic world more and more

literally btw
ahahahahahahahahaha

hold on
this is what 53kb/sec does to a mf
literally used to be that worse
couldn't even watch a 480p youtube video
bruh even me, the bulgar has 1.5 megabyte download speed
mine was slightly faster
i've passed 2 years with a limited mobile internet as only resource, you get used to it

good thing you're past that
i got 10mb/sec and i thought that was bad
peak is 37mb/s
fuck internet, fuck electronics made in asia and fuck paying taxes
The fuck
kid stood no chance
10 megabytes or megabits?
megabytes
I swear they filled up the trenches in vietnam with fiber

bro ikr
@slate crown do you live in an apartment
no is my house
in cities i think so
ah so vietnam has actual decent internet
also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He6CO2osqnU @lusty sonnet
Lance Reddick (Zavala voice actor) reads out Destiny 2 Meme Full Sequence. Zavala's Alternate Answer to the Cabal Empress Caiatl, daughter of Calus. Zavala bows to no one. I edited it the cutscene to make it feel like it was supposed to be a part of Season of the Chosen.
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Here's...
look at this bourgeois bastard
here houses don't get decent internets, only apartments do
because fiber cables are expensive and stuff
ye that happens in some zones in here as well
what
Kinda hard to put fiber in the ground when half the city is unesco protected
my pc is directly connected to the modem so maybe that's why
if it is the posh suburban zone though those indifidual houses have the 1000 Mb 
Remind me in 15 minutes
kk
New weapon mod idea for underused caliber
can't believe im simping over a jack in the box mascot
my life has truly reached a new low
or high depending on how you look at it
gotta love the non symetric deals 
1 star 
the only internet provider i know outside of my country are Spectrum and Verizon
the muricans
show us so we can know if we dont want to see that
it would probably even stay up for 10 mins so the mods can look at it, save it and screenshot it before they remove it
yea nah i am not posting my ass in #🎪bruh-fart
veldig utdanende, mange takk
@heady crow didn't remind smh

@slate crown https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1011204673526575104/1021127143641600081/pineapple.mp4
a little something from Juno for you
🤫
I still have to understand why "Joryu"
there could be only one crystal
And I'm not sure I want to know it, especially if it's spoiler
kiryu may cry
its not like it was posted 3 times already
brainfart at this point functions on reposted memes
I'm on it
yes
i was too indpeth on a conversation
sowwyyyyy :(
btw
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Here's...
watch this
gonna watch Cyberpunk now
aight gl on it boss
I have scratched the back of the toadge
Ah it's called Joryu there? Make sense, I think I know why, don't tell me anything else
Yes
sir this isnt #╟📸screenshots
then i posting there too ;]
||falco||
So
Brain damage
Why is this called brainfart "2" now?
We don't talk about Brainfart 1
the channel was deleted for a bit
Fun police wiped out the first one I suppose
But why
electric boogaloo
what
Wtf
From which song did he get that sentence
welldone ring
I see. Well, here's a picture of my slerpy cats. Take this, fun police 
do you not have any image editing software
omggg theyre so cute
nah somebody sent that to me and i thought it was fun y
what are their names??
Nobody can stop cat pics invasion. Not even Falco
Shitpiss and Cumfuck 
idea was mine, falco executed it
The one on the left is Mooncake (like the alien from Final Space), on the right is Milo (like the dog from The Mask)
All of my pets have cartoon or movies originated names
Hell yeah brother
My next cats will be names like that
I actually have a cat named Dovesei, "Whereareyou" in english lol
I can feel my mind losing itself
HAHAHAHH
catposting it is
I worked really fricking hard on this video so please make it blow up.
#doomer #russian #postpunk #doomerwave #soviet #nazbol
Songs:
00:00:00 Кино - Закрой за мной дверь, я ухожу
00:04:28 Молчат Дома (Molchat Doma) - Судно (Sudno)
00:07:06 corn wave - soviet encounter problem
00:10:06 Кино - Группа Крови (Blood type)
00:15:35 дурной вкус - пла...

Another D2 player?
day 1 of asking ghosty to play d2
anytime but today
long story why i was inactive entire day
i will genuinely play when and if i have time
too bad i dont have latest dlc tho
so
Did you call her?
yayayayayayayayayayyayaya
i only got shadowkeep anyways so its kinda w/e
every other dlc which i bought kinda got vaulted so
No dlcs here
no
So it isn't krystal
nah thats kpyctab
@abstract path I see you changing the server nickname like every two days, but how in the world are you changing your Discord user ID?
The nickname is a meme
The Discord user ID is taking the meme to another level
Crystal
The fuck

I guess it's Nitro btw
should be named Monolith instead
don't mind me
No no we mind you
I don't mind you... but I wanna know
are you ransoming some discord highups to do that meme?
Dude how should i know how to even change the discord ID
Despite not even knowing my own
because you are apparently doing it?
Then how am i doing it damn.
nice try at feigning ignorance
am I still Mito#whatever when you click on my profile?
Yeah
ye i feel you
yeah
this is VERY interesting
brain coils crackling
what did you think was gonna happen?
we sciencing out here?
I was wondering if something with discord bugged out and started changing/letting you change the user ID
well it didn't
hence I hereby deem Crystal a heretic and a dangerous member of the society
It can only let you changr the thing after the hashtag but das all
"Kристαл#4854" - I've seen this entire thing, not only the number, change on your end like three times already
Wth
discord bugging out as usual
It sure is buggin
hasnt let me use the mobile app in like 4 days kek
i see ping notifications but when i open it the channels just load and only load
ah, you CAN change your user ID!
ye with discord nitro
okay, it was a feature separate to nicknames
sorry for the confusion
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
sure
ah wait
yeah atleast ya didn't call me out for something that isn't true
forgot i don't have D2 on my laptop
Rip
cba to turn on my pc
I feel this some days.
are you alluding to something specific?
man back in d2 by myself with no one to play with since Ares baited me
You know when someone leaks someones ID or IP they call him a hacker ye?
Or smth like that
I mean you asked for something specific!
In Ye olden days we did. Now its called "doxxing" apparently or you are a "doxxer"
i know it boots up fast but actually no energy to put effort in it
Well then there is no further discussion needed
how did it even happen that you didn't immediately point me to that feature existing 
also who we doxxing?
crystal
Oh I have no idea. Im just trying to learn the new words. Because im old XD
I didn't know either
Xd
I get that
why is this place full of old people
you obviously used said feature, how can you not be aware of it
not worth it
I never changed it -_-
listen here I'm only old mentally okay?
@lusty sonnet should i put on the trans pride emblem and see if i get any shit for it in d2?
could be funny
Because not a single damn one of us has a fuck to give left. Otherwise wed been on tiktok or whatever replaced that.
playing D2 on my phone, aka vault sorting
alr looking omega cute now
kekw
i will legit play but cant rn
also cyberpunk anime good so far
i like it
is goood
could only watch 3 episodes today
finished it like 5 minutes ago
Im just gonna say lies. Because I can.
anyways back to my business
still no one to play d2 with
Personally
this > edgerunners tho

welp
look i can sherpa a finnish femboy and a viet that's probs on the moon with the amount of weed he smokes but don't push it
Push what?
so zoinked hes mentally irl in the place where we are in d2
You? Over the cliff?
god now crystal is threatening ares
time to farm leviathan next week for weapons cuz i'll really need em
yayayaay
Damn
and buy the season pass
It would be so much easier for me to learn who is who in this channel if people at least kept the same fucking avatar.
cap
i don't have the energy to change it
Maybe
Get used to it
And I appreciate that
🤝
ye i feel you. Dont have avatars on myself and with ppl changing their names so often
its hard
Impossible
Nah. I demand the world change for me.
ive talked to khaa so many times thinking its crystal bcs they are both so pepega
Keep up with society or die conpeting with it
khaa is easy to spot, he only use cat pictures
-_- Brainfart lore if it even actually existed would just be a long list of bans.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1EEe48_wdjJVOK6CjCcHlAiXz2BtOlJ5Fk4DrRlFaqHM/edit?usp=sharing
Think again
Brainfart Lore
khaaytil#3368,Falcoman#0759,bz11k#9693,PangolinStirfry#0281,Brüno Bratwürst#3283,9van_fivekov#3948,shoebill the c#7589,gtanil#5694,Skully#2100,Crystal#4854,Drad#3343,Mayoringram#5072,Eversor#7712,Kha#4951,BadBitch<3#2177,FlaKry#4034,Derpy-Neko#4909,Vans Pebble#8079,Ἄρης#6424,Juno#...
true actually
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1EEe48_wdjJVOK6CjCcHlAiXz2BtOlJ5Fk4DrRlFaqHM/edit?usp=sharing
Brainfart Lore
khaaytil#3368,Falcoman#0759,bz11k#9693,PangolinStirfry#0281,Brüno Bratwürst#3283,9van_fivekov#3948,shoebill the c#7589,gtanil#5694,Skully#2100,Crystal#4854,Drad#3343,Mayoringram#5072,Eversor#7712,Kha#4951,BadBitch<3#2177,FlaKry#4034,Derpy-Neko#4909,Vans Pebble#8079,Ἄρης#6424,Juno#...
Not for me that is
@grizzled meadow 🤝
Or pave your own way and say fuck you society.
I totally agree 🤝
Holy fuck. I did not expect this...
Omg how
I like this part 
@hidden patio since I have you here, I don't understand something
Why GAMMA is still plagued with bugs
just play D2
I am ares, i am
Oh. Because we intentionally have a special version of you so that you randomly yell at people being dumb in support channels.
GTA 6 leaked gameplay so early in development that it almost looks like a finished ubisoft game
48312
3942
it was for Falco
This isn't even a support channel
Ik
I was serious btw, you and Grok are basically destroying and building back the game, yet we still have bugs and crashes
I don't get it
Yeah, but I like when he yells at people.
Sorry but that's aldorien 
oopsie woopsie, looks like we made a fucky wucky
Oh. In that case because Xray is written in the first programming language I learned 20 years ago, then it uses a newer language to tell Lua to do things. And half the code comments are cyrillic so half the time you only think you know what you are changing.
they made code comments and didn't wing it?
just learn cyrillic?
Aldo yelling is not as fun. When peeps in support finally push @grizzled meadow and he starts throwing skill issue and I cant help you because you cant read. Thats pure gold.
I've been doing this support shit for months
paints titanfall looking shit into diarrhea green
What does it mean?
The bot and all the commands I wrote are literally there to avoid me doing that support shit again
falco is becoming more jaded by the interraction in gamma support section
I wish, at least I would make some money
fucked up his sleep schedule just to be here when america is awake
truly dedicated to his job
could never survive a first line tech support job
i just don't have the patience to deal with people
Easy
thank god you work backend then
the bots will
You need to maintain the bots?
humans need to be maintained. Whos gonna maintain the humans
too bad AI can't do my work for me
They themselvee
Dont you let him change it too, otherwise it would be me and the occasional Aldo visit and im usually at work XD
what. the. fuck.
Khaa made it
me with D2 dlc @heady crow
That makes way too much sense. I guess they are more advanced of a troll than I thought.
dw ill keep shitposting him stuff at midnight so hell keep being online
yeah Khaa and his 7 other personalities made it
Ares you teasing me about your nationality and whatever is whateve but this
this is really breaking me
yeah i'm fr*nch
you are beginning to see whats behind the veil
our mask of sanity
What veil.... What mask? I could smell the insanity before I even stepped foot into this channel
Reee fucking patients, just take your god damn meds
yeah I'll just... steer clear of this channel
ghosty
whats your ll in d2
that cutlery be laying sus
gear level thing?
This is nothing
idk but i last played when it was like capped at ~1000
ah alr
then what is something?
@lusty sonnet we really need to wait for these mfs to get to soft cap before we can really start churning stuff out
ghosty will get 1540 with the HELM chest
i have 800 hours and op gear, dont worry about me
i can sherpa nightfalls for gear
yeyeyeyyeyeye
imma go sleep now doe






