🎪bruh-fart

[abstract path]

Horny free

[grizzled meadow]

mfers better know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMayh7FhLGE

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-cat-funny-animals-gif-22699922

[ashen yacht]

[plucky void]

Assassin's Creed games do one thing well

they teach you how to curse in different languages

[west owl]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/1020780810669936710/FB_IMG_1577029301803.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/1020794498248364072/tobeymmemesreelCilp4ZEJXPC1.mp4

[upbeat bobcat]

If they manage to use that language anyway. Dudes in game use half of their native and half perfect English for some reason

Reminds me of oblivion

[pastel quartz]

the duality of man

[plucky void]

guards will generally speak english so you can understand their level of aggression

but since AC1 there's 'special enemies' that speak their native language

in AC1 there were french templars who spoke only french

in ACO the egyptian soldiers/guards speak english

but greek and romans don't

and in dialogues, cutscenes and whatnot they'll always throw in some native word or expression (mostly curses) for flavor

I only know this game is full of neket iadets

[upbeat bobcat]

Yeah, they really fucked up the balance in the revelations tho. An ambient sound in the streets was like "n'oluyor be(what is happening), I have to get out of here". Sultan was speaking half Turkish and then some english in one sentence. I can imagine the same for other games. Really ruins the immersion of the game.

At least make it like depending who they are speaking to, not splitting a sentence into two.

[urban ocean]

https://youtu.be/EwZZHF7S3MQ

[urban ocean]

Yeah, no. TV is so trash these days that I literally stopped watching it.

[glad carbon]

you should enroll in donda academy private school

[narrow lotus]

Mornin

[plucky void]

"you know what they say... the Greeks invented threesomes, the Romans added women"

[plucky void]

what's an "E4" shit

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/sunglasses-cant-deal-with-it-gif-5853358

[glad carbon]

E4 Mafia shenanigans

[plucky void]

oh, I'm unfamiliar with miiltary memes

anywho

stalker co-op

N I C E

[glad carbon]

When where

[plucky void]

here

[craggy quarry]

Wait what
EXPLAIN

Oh found it THANKS

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/mXCx50yaseA

[west owl]

@slate crown https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/574613812397867009/1020836564294717530/unknown.png

[slate crown]

'ell yea dude

sadly I've run out of weed

but my dealer owes me a batch so im getting more tonight

[fading shuttle]

dont smonk the devils cabbage

first yuou smoke, and then without even realising it bam

youre a liberal

[quartz saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/ofergang-daniel-gif-25330530

https://youtu.be/HR432XFDUQQ

https://youtu.be/JsV8EI3c48M

Shark coming monday

[quartz saffron]

https://youtu.be/CGyNTNJCaqU

[real tinsel]

I cannot believe that this happened, My cute femboy all this time

HAS DISGUISED HIM, OR WHAT DO I CALL IT, HER?!?!?!?!? SHE DISGUISED HERSELF AS A CUTE FEMBOY
LIKE YOU COULD'VE JUST TOLD ME ABOUT IT YOU'RE NOT A FEMBOY?, WHY DIDN'Y YOU SAY IT

...

She loves me now, There's no going back to what I said, And the fact that that I am talking to a, Rare species that is literally from the female gender, I've literally never gone so insane, How did it happen, I literally just wish I had a time machine to go back in time and never accept her as my "cute femboy", I'm so done

[stone blade]

this mf on crack

[zenith grove]

isnt he always ?

[lusty sonnet]

Most likely

[pastel quartz]

why do people think copypastas are funny?

ive seen this like 6 fucking times in the last 2 days

[stone blade]

probably not ONLY crack

maybe a few other substances

[upbeat bobcat]

Wa'er

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-cat-grab-pet-petting-gif-23800535

[stone blade]

ME

[slate crown]

we found Ghosty's cat

just moved an entire washing machine and now I'm ready for a 12hour intra workout nap

[stone blade]

bonjour

[grizzled meadow]

This is Ivan disguised

[stone blade]

this is me

[slate crown]

this is you

[stone blade]

it's literally me

🤝

[slate crown]

AH HAH

you just admitted you're French

[stone blade]

I've been bamboozled

time to kms

[slate crown]

get boozled

[stone blade]

i can't bear the fact im french

goodbye cruel world

[real tinsel]

shut up lying cock

you've been playing destiny 2 for the past 16 hours

i've been watching you

[stone blade]

destiny 2 homo

[slate crown]

moving a machine doesn't take up more than 5 minutes ivan

[real tinsel]

i'm not ivan you cheating piece of shit

have you been fucking ivan now?

S LUT

[slate crown]

you know it

[stone blade]

?

nobody has been fucking me

apart from life

that's homo

[slate crown]

also because everyone changed their name to ivan once my mind thinks everyone is ivan now

[stone blade]

yes

we still are ivan

ok bye i go

later homos

💗

[slate crown]

also who tf plays destiny for 16 hours?

i got tired after ONE match

[stone blade]

destiny 2 boring

[slate crown]

and just stayed in the lobby browsing my phone

[stone blade]

purble place is the best

[slate crown]

nah bro

minesweeper is where it's at

im talking about windows XP minesweeper not the modernized version

[stone blade]

aka Bosnia

[lusty sonnet]

@grizzled meadow come come, Destiny 2 time

[slate crown]

everytime i see or hear the word Bosnia i think of this
https://youtu.be/ujQBKpjYqfE
@grizzled meadow is this allowed btw?

[craggy quarry]

Go fuck yourself

[grizzled meadow]

I know the meme

I don't know the history behind it

[stone blade]

no 💗

[slate crown]

i was kinda worried since youtube gave me 5 fucking warnings before i could watch it

[lusty sonnet]

youtube gives warnings now?

[grizzled meadow]

What greek man said

[lusty sonnet]

Greek man says: play destiny 2

[slate crown]

they had it forever, just yt being yt

[narrow lotus]

wish they did , but they banned me twice

[stone blade]

Greek man is Greek chad

[lusty sonnet]

i'm just permanently running adblock on an account with no age restrictions

also helps i do fuck all and never upload

[west owl]

also gm

[lusty sonnet]

gmgm

[slate crown]

Video: has graphic images of violence, drug use and naked women
Youtube: i sleep
Video: has curse word in first 5 minutes
Youtube:

[lusty sonnet]

classic youtube

[slate crown]

there's literally porn on youtube

[lusty sonnet]

i really wanna see their algorithm for some reason

[lusty sonnet]

👀

[slate crown]

and they still worried about the word "fuc k"

[slate crown]

both irl kind and animated kind

[stone blade]

https://youtu.be/hPO6w5XgLxs

[west owl]

bra

[stone blade]

[west owl]

stop using youtube for your arm sessions

[lusty sonnet]

i know there are full movies on ytb

[lusty sonnet]

interesting

[west owl]

because it was probably under the tag "educational"

[slate crown]

it was 💀

[west owl]

it's the legal hole everyone hugs

[slate crown]

those things are fun

[west owl]

then yt will recommend that educational content to 5yo babysitted by mom's ipad

[slate crown]

they got youtube kids for that shit now so parents can't blame youtube for raising a fucked up child

it's the only reason they made yt kids

[west owl]

[slate crown]

then there's the whole COPPA fiasco and that's not a can of worms I want to open again

[west owl]

havent heard of that, but reading only what those letters mean sound like a ton of tomfooleries

[stone blade]

Hi.

@grizzled meadow hi

[west owl]

a gen of kids that they will be kind of right to say sOcIeTy MaDe Me ThIs WaY

https://tenor.com/view/we-live-in-a-society-society-joker-gamers-rise-up-gang-weed-gif-13919217

mfs with parents only on weekends to go to mcdonalds

[slate crown]

at least we can learn from their mistakes

lord knows I've learned PLENTY

[west owl]

yeah, move to the country side, maybe even join some amish

[slate crown]

ew no

i want modern technology

im not willing to give that up just yet

that washing machine is carrying my ass rn

[west owl]

[slate crown]

i don't want to hand wash all my clothes again

household appliances are my best friends

[real tinsel]

electricity was the best invention

[west owl]

[slate crown]

facts

[real tinsel]

imagine a world where you still have to boil water in pot just to drink some water

[slate crown]

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/brave-little-toaster-cape-egg-timer-jump-fall-gif-4950511

[lusty sonnet]

the UK?

[pastel quartz]

It isn't a invention

[slate crown]

out of respect for her majesty's passing imma tone down on the br'ish shitposts for now

[slate crown]

thank you khaaytil

my conscience wouldn't allow me to shitpost

[heady crow]

you just heard about that?

damn

[real tinsel]

pango operating on a single neco braincell

[slate crown]

nah i posted a meme about that before and got spanked by falco

[real tinsel]

spank me italian daddy

[west owl]

it was worth tho.... it was a good meme

[lusty sonnet]

just moan in a vc with him

[slate crown]

😳

[slate crown]

spanish colonization be like:

[real tinsel]

i'm gonna do it

i'm gonna watch one nikocado avocado video

[west owl]

I'm downloading the brave little toaster

[heady crow]

i just use to watch him sort of consistently with friends on call

among other mukbang youtubers

good times

[slate crown]

my gymbro watches mukbangs to fight off the cravings

it just made mine worse though

[west owl]

bruh...

and you cant just drink water? or conflicts with whatever you are doing

[west owl]

good ending

[slate crown]

now that's fasting and a whole nother problem for me with my Singaporean family

islamics fast between May and June and they literally spend their whole summer sitting inside doing nothing

[lusty sonnet]

so the average discord user

[upbeat bobcat]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ4hzRx1AAA

[slate crown]

it's been so long since I've last visited my Singaporean family

i really miss the time we spent together but I don't keep in touch with them much since they all use Facebook and im not using that shit

[real tinsel]

facebook sucks

[slate crown]

facts

[real tinsel]

discord is the only good social platform

[slate crown]

Zucc can Succ it

[real tinsel]

what are you hmming me for

i'm right

[slate crown]

discord is meh but i wouldn't say it's the ONLY social media platform

[west owl]

discord could be cooler... , buuut it what most people soo democracy wins the day once more kappa

[slate crown]

my gf after sex:

always pee after sex people, wouldn't want to catch a UTI now

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-funny-wtf-wth-jesse-gif-17336046

[west owl]

@slim osprey, she is enjoying mex beer though...

[slate crown]

is this beer good? been searching for a new brand to drink since vietnamese beer is trash

[west owl]

if you like mex beer i guess so

[lusty sonnet]

belgian beer

[west owl]

i haven't tasted that many

[lusty sonnet]

go for it

[slate crown]

i love drinking EU beer

you guys are good

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-destiny2-gif-22713946

[west owl]

just modelos, coronita and a couple more, mex beer for me is just too light, too watery

[lusty sonnet]

already on

[heady crow]

wyd?

[lusty sonnet]

dares

[heady crow]

zaaaaaamn

[slate crown]

ares is a dare addict now

my mission is complete

[heady crow]

ill go get bounties and come with

[lusty sonnet]

halo weapons tho

[slate crown]

ye ye

[heady crow]

pulse is smexy

[slate crown]

i like the Forerunner

[real tinsel]

i had UTI once but not because of not peeing after sex

i was still a teenager at the time

[slate crown]

nasty boi

[real tinsel]

no idea why it happened though

[slate crown]

did you wash Private Privates?

[real tinsel]

yes

[slate crown]

then it might've been something kidney related

[real tinsel]

the doctor never told me shit but my mom said it's because i was "wearing thin clothes in cold ass winter"

[grizzled meadow]

lemao

[real tinsel]

which is correct i never liked thick clothes

[slate crown]

sometimes if you don't drink enough water and small kidney stones can still cause micro tears inside of your urethra and cause an infection

[heady crow]

why dont you like thick clothes?

i love thick clothes

[slate crown]

yea that's complete bullshit

[grizzled meadow]

Good morning guy?

[heady crow]

nah

[west owl]

ofc bruno likes thicc clothes, fucking norska, is either heavy pelts or butt naked in the ice

[slate crown]

bro I would've definitely rocked a tank top in winter if i lived in EU

[west owl]

but wheeeere in the eu

[slate crown]

yes.

[slate crown]

just someplace cold where I don't need to worry about sweaty armpits is nice tbh

[west owl]

then go with bruno and enjoy bellow 0 on september

[slate crown]

my body is NOT built for the tropics

[heady crow]

you say that and it has been below 0 several times here this september

[heady crow]

me

[slate crown]

my gf even calls me her "Portable Radiator" when it's cold out

always clinging to my arm for warmth

like the cold blooded reptile she is

[west owl]

yeh i was not joking, i had a class mate that did the erasmus there his summer vacation ended quickly that year and when we were still on the beach he was freezing his balls there

[heady crow]

[slate crown]

damn I'd love to experience 0 degee weather at least once in my life

below 0 is even better

[west owl]

at least he was smart enough to read throughly about the southern individual doing erasmus on those lands. Most important rule, don't bring your wardrove, is useless against the kind of cold from there, buy clothes once you are there

[real tinsel]

my ex used to call me something similar but i forgot what it was, except that it was the opposite of radiator. She'd cling onto me because i'm always super cold

[slate crown]

💀

[real tinsel]

especially in the summer she'd hump me with that oven of a body of hers and steal all my cold

[heady crow]

oh yeah its great

[slate crown]

actual leeche

[heady crow]

theres a certain vibe to going out to school with -30c in complete darkness and exiting school in complete darkness

[slate crown]

that sounds awesome

[heady crow]

nah it gets depressing real fast

[slate crown]

yea but i enjoy depressing weather for some reason

unless im spending the day at the beach

unfortunately the coldest thing I've experienced is the walk in freezer at my local supermarket

asians in 30°C weather:

asians in 29°C weather:

[urban ocean]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92zJRSXNrpE

[real tinsel]

i am more asian than the rest of azerbaijan

mfs literally can't stand a little over 26c

[slate crown]

I've experienced hot weather as much as the next fellow but i cannot stand hot humid rooms with little to no ventilation

[real tinsel]

weak

[slate crown]

try having all this muscle and fat insulating your body

then call me weak

[real tinsel]

no

i prefer my skinny build with 0% fat and 100% bones

[slate crown]

💀

and he still has the nerve to talk shit

[real tinsel]

see you when the global warming fully takes over

[slate crown]

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-dance-skeletons-dancing-cool-gif-12587740

[slate crown]

yea nah mate im gud

weather so hot I'm turning australian

[real tinsel]

when the weather reaches 50c and you become human kebab i'll laugh at you with all my bones

[west owl]

welp you already have scary creeps around, i'm still trying to get over when you said that centipedes crawl out from the shower

[real tinsel]

man i saw one in my room the other day

i don't think it was a centipede but it was something similar

[west owl]

I haven't seen one out of a zoo in my life, and i appreciate that a lot

[real tinsel]

i accidentally stepped on it and separated its leg but the leg was still functional

[slate crown]

if you wanted to defeat me just turn the thermostat up 1°C

and im gone

[real tinsel]

all that muscle and your weakness is some spicy air

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-pathetic-principal-skinner-gif-19732520

[slate crown]

this bitch

the AUDACITY

[west owl]

the most scary creeting that i've ever encountered was an iberian black widow, and just because my dumbass kid me wanted to fuck around where i shouldnt be

[real tinsel]

mine was the one i described

the thing literally has live limbs

[real tinsel]

scariest insect i've ever encountered

[west owl]

ghosty ^

[slate crown]

weed: acquired

[real tinsel]

did nikocado get exaggeratedly fat just to make fun of other fat people?

[slate crown]

maybe

[real tinsel]

that's pretty based tbh

[slate crown]

really hope he and his girl finally talked it out

[slate crown]

did he leave the server at some point?

[real tinsel]

not "his girl"

she was his dancing partner

[west owl]

I don't think so, i've pinged him and asked a couple of times while he was active on chat

both times ignored

[real tinsel]

dude is literally scared of calling his dancing partner

[slate crown]

tomato potato

[real tinsel]

he's gonna wait too long before apologizing and then come apologize like my retarded junkie ex when it's already far too late

[west owl]

[slate crown]

it do be like that sometimes

[west owl]

idk the impression it gave me being ignored is that he called her, and she sent him to fuck off

[slate crown]

not like this not like this 💀

[west owl]

getting fucked on love matters on early years, very original stuff

[slate crown]

it was really never about love when i met my gf

it was more like "i tolerate you"

"and we have alot in common"

[west owl]

that is a very mature vision

200 iq 1000 steps ahead

[heady crow]

day 6 of asking @grizzled meadow to play destiny 2

[slate crown]

i always trust her to be at least 12 steps ahead of everything

[lusty sonnet]

and ananas

[heady crow]

ananas

[west owl]

🍍

[slate crown]

[slate crown]

AYO WTF

this isn't mcdonald's

[craggy quarry]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twelve-step_program

Yo is everything ok?

[slate crown]

dammit bruno now I can't stop watching it

what have you done

[radiant grove]

average destiny player

[craggy quarry]

Ok wheres the firing squad

[slate crown]

[west owl]

literally me the moment the 0/7/0 top flames

[radiant grove]

https://tenor.com/view/point-flex-we-cock-dick-balling-gif-17132634

[west owl]

and then rito gave me already honour 5 this season

[real tinsel]

is this reverse revengeance status or boom boom status

[slate crown]

whatever it is...I'm starting to enjoy it...

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow ban this individual

[radiant grove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1015595960702873730/erm_mods.gif

[slate crown]

gf caught me watching the video send help

[real tinsel]

she's gonna replace the ananas with a plastic mouse

[slate crown]

guess i have to workout extra tonight 💀

[west owl]

bziik would be proud

[real tinsel]

where's the mouse fucker

haven't seen him for a while

[west owl]

he is living the bussy life

@placid sail

[radiant grove]

https://tenor.com/view/not-detroit-detroit-meme-ifunny-gif-22422248

[real tinsel]

oh no

now he's going to read 3580 messages before replying to this

[west owl]

[slate crown]

damn bruno you really sent that video at the perfect time

my gf is recently off the pad now and it's peak horni season

[real tinsel]

pango is going to get mouse fucked

[slate crown]

just had to negotiate my backside to do extra work for the next few days

thanks alot

[lusty sonnet]

🍍

[west owl]

that's exactly how i imagine you sound like

[slate crown]

fuck i forgot to crop out the like and subscribe at the end

hold on a sec

[slate crown]

An accurate representation of how the conversation went:

much better

[lusty sonnet]

ds2 mobs mmm

[slate crown]

the lengths i go to for you guy's viewing pleasure

[real tinsel]

you're the most submissive bottom i've ever seen pango

that was a compliment

[slate crown]

ty

[real tinsel]

i'd tap dat ass

[west owl]

best boywife of 2022 - pcgamer

[real tinsel]

this implies pango farts in his gf's face

[slate crown]

i would actually crush her skull if i sat on her face

[real tinsel]

isn't that an absolute win for her?

[lusty sonnet]

that fat? 👀

[slate crown]

not all of us want a woman just so she can crush your ribcage and head khaa

[slate crown]

i prefer "BIG BONED"

[real tinsel]

then your assumptions were wrong, your gf is less of a crackhead than me

[slate crown]

my gf is the furthest thing from crackhead

an asylum patient is more accurate

[real tinsel]

nah

an asylum patient (me) would want their head and ribcage cracked by a very muscular/thick woman/man

[slate crown]

💀

then again she does have her crackhead moments

but that's because of my influence so it doesn't count

[real tinsel]

i should've been your gf

not her

it should be ME being under that ASS

[slate crown]

down bad today are we?

[real tinsel]

ye

[slate crown]

same

[lusty sonnet]

Big boned except in 1 place?

[slate crown]

[real tinsel]

it's pango roasting sunday

[slate crown]

IT'S AVERAGE OK?

my gf says it's big

biggest lie ive ever heard

[lusty sonnet]

y'know the asian average is below normal average?

[real tinsel]

mine made fun of my dick

[real tinsel]

she's interested in pango's ass more than his dick

[lusty sonnet]

facts

[slate crown]

asians were built for the tropics, it's only normal for people in the EU to be so gigantic since their bodies have adapted to the cold weather

i am coping so hard rn

[grizzled meadow]

I'm late but Pangolin's azz could crush the whole world

So he's just stating facts

[slate crown]

he saw

the moon

[upbeat bobcat]

@severe linden

[slate crown]

but fr though she says it's the perfect length and girth for her liking so you can shove your smol pp jokes

it's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it

[real tinsel]

i mostly do stuff with my hands because i'm scared of pregnancy and stds

[slate crown]

understandable

sex isn't happening without a condom on that's my rule

[real tinsel]

i don't like the way condoms feel

neither did my ex

[slate crown]

latex fetish sure comes in handy

so to speak

[abstract path]

Yes

[real tinsel]

i have deep hate for anything latex

[abstract path]

Someone: says they support toxicity
Me: go to hell

[slate crown]

nah don't send them to hell

that's too easy

send them to a permanent league solo Q

[real tinsel]

send them to have a one-on-one conversation with crystal for 45 minutes

[abstract path]

Damn.

[abstract path]

Yes please lmao

[real tinsel]

crystal gets to choose the topic

[slate crown]

too far.

[grizzled meadow]

One shameless comment and the dude is a goner

[real tinsel]

my kitty jumped on the table and came to give me a kis

[abstract path]

🤝

[slate crown]

send pussi pics

[grizzled meadow]

Send that cattussi

[slate crown]

literally being held hostage

[real tinsel]

he has kinks

[slate crown]

yea you choke that pussi

[real tinsel]

looks like a 40 year old dad's facebook pfp

[slate crown]

why is your pussi so wet?

[real tinsel]

i slap his hairy butt every 5 minutes

[real tinsel]

took shower

meowed a lot

[abstract path]

Mmm corny

[real tinsel]

like crystal jokes

[slate crown]

oof

[abstract path]

Man shut up

[slate crown]

crystal fell off ever since "it" stopped cooking meth

[grizzled meadow]

What's his name, he's adorable

[real tinsel]

i don't name anything or anyone out of fear for developing attachment

he answers pspsps so that's his name

[west owl]

psps

i like it

[grizzled meadow]

PlayStation PlayStation

[grizzled meadow]

Lobby be like SCREAM OR I WONT HEAR YOU

My body is telling me no but my mind is screaming internally like I've never screamed so hard

[slate crown]

man you'd make a great buddhist khaa

[west owl]

Yesterday i was scrolling through photos and found this, this was negro, lucky fucker resting in whiskers

[slate crown]

EL NEGRO

[real tinsel]

nah i'm just deeply emotionally damaged

[gloomy roost]

[slate crown]

scelly didn't like that one

[real tinsel]

skully what happened to the cat gifs

[gloomy roost]

I'm on mobile

We're in 8 hour blackouts atm

[slate crown]

it's ok scelly, i watch Gabriel Iglesias so i can say these things

[gloomy roost]

Life good

Mfw I want to get political

[real tinsel]

we can get a little political

but only a little

miniscule amounts of politics wouldn't hurt anyone

[west owl]

one cannot simply get a little political

i cant

[gloomy roost]

[real tinsel]

just a crumbe of politic

[lusty sonnet]

how about philosophical?

[gloomy roost]

We're being ruled by ex commies. That is all.

[real tinsel]

that's crystal's job

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/610719180085264384/1021049612708089926/Screenshot_20220918_162615.jpg

[lusty sonnet]

nah that's dishwasher philosophy

[west owl]

i get to talk about inmoralities and i end up unveiling my manifesto and encouraging domestic terrorism

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-political-gif-21438301

[gloomy roost]

[slate crown]

political

[gloomy roost]

Coca ola'

Mmmmmm

Rimworld mod that removes humans..

[stone blade]

there's some drunktard asking for directions to the nearest super market

in the bus

[craggy quarry]

Ivan stop asking for directions

[stone blade]

i ain't drunk tho

[craggy quarry]

Liar liar plants for hire

[heady crow]

is that really note worthy tho

[west owl]

tell the time ivan

[heady crow]

https://youtu.be/-CKleuY2qv0

[slate crown]

the spam bourbon was exquisite 👌

[lusty sonnet]

i hear deftones

[slate crown]

i see dead people

[heady crow]

i see creatures

i eat them

[west owl]

[stone blade]

HI

[heady crow]

ivaaan hiiii

!!!!!

[stone blade]

HIIII BRUNOO

omg !!!!

[stone blade]

brunoo!!!!

[real tinsel]

do these have a channel or something

[west owl]

no idea really, i've got that and others from a yt channel that resposted memes in 2010

[heady crow]

oh my god

[west owl]

https://youtube.com/shorts/0KahSmyvMKQ?feature=share fix *leave your kids with aurora

[slate crown]

TILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[slate crown]

i wish that was me

[heady crow]

fr

[stone blade]

@heady crow how you bruno

[heady crow]

omg ivaan hii!!!

idk doing fine reading some biology stuff slowly

[west owl]

2022 7yo children in some tech market in east asia refurbishing phones all day

[heady crow]

been living like a goblin for the past few days tho but soon thatll be over

wbu? :3

[heady crow]

2033 10yo children in some underground metro/bunker assembling shitty 7.62 ammunition of which half explode when fired

[slate crown]

2010 me in my room with a rubber glove, a pringles can and 2 sponges

[stone blade]

omg hi bruno

[heady crow]

ivaaan hiii!!!

how you doing??

[stone blade]

im nice bruno

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[stone blade]

amazing argument

[heady crow]

alriiight im happy that youre doing nicee

[stone blade]

yes

💗

[slate crown]

dammit, time to watch the Atari 5200 video for the 1000th time

[slate crown]

shit

got caught in 4k

[upbeat bobcat]

@grizzled meadow

[grizzled meadow]

Good

Because I'm a moderator

Not an admin

[slate crown]

[real tinsel]

we have 2 ratfuckers now

@grizzled meadow delete #🎪bruh-fart

[slate crown]

grok punching the air rn

[upbeat bobcat]

Now now, you work harder than an admin so

[grizzled meadow]

Done

[heady crow]

about time

[real tinsel]

we did it #brainfart, #brainfart is no more

[slate crown]

sanest pandimonica fan

[grizzled meadow]

These [REDACTED] aren't loyal

[heady crow]

now #brainfart_2:electric_boogaloo may rise from the ashes

[heady crow]

those mongolians werent loyal to their homeland coming to finland and populating it beside the sami ppl

ong

[real tinsel]

i admit defeat

[grizzled meadow]

INTRODUCING
#🎪bruh-fart

[stone blade]

could have fucking posted the video bruh

give the guy some credit

hes awesome

[heady crow]

mf

[stone blade]

mf

[heady crow]

someone just needs to type throat singing and hes the first result

[grizzled meadow]

[stone blade]

mod abuse

ban

k

[west owl]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276441788791914497/1020262159097278525/Snapinsta_305225737_398766315707904_5398235349959467065_n.mp4

[heady crow]

now with added homophobia

[stone blade]

dlc: extra homo

[heady crow]

this ones doing numbers

[stone blade]

ok but youre literally homo

that implies that you hate yourself

[slate crown]

[real tinsel]

i do indeed hate myself

how could you tell

[stone blade]

yes

[slate crown]

the schizophrenic voices in your head

[gloomy glade]

[grizzled meadow]

Best video of all time

[west owl]

https://i.imgur.com/PJ0pIz0.jpg

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/837729372575105084/1021067253338361906/Screenshot_2022-09-03_2109222_Trim.mp4

[slate crown]

yaaaas queeen

im sorry

force of habit

[west owl]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fc38dpXWIAMZVvc.jpg

[slate crown]

i don't want peace, I WANT PROBLEMS ALWAYS

[heady crow]

hmm i wonder what happened to chaos

[upbeat bobcat]

He got banned?

[heady crow]

nah just hasnt been active in almost a week

[upbeat bobcat]

Huh, couldn't find his name searching to ping

[slate crown]

do "(bob)"

[upbeat bobcat]

nop

[west owl]

you mean neko?

[upbeat bobcat]

Ye

[slate crown]

wait who are we talking about?

chaos?

nvm I dum

[heady crow]

dude wild wild west

what a jammer

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/546622191094071307/1001876080145211432/998083515814002749-1.gif

[real tinsel]

god

so submissive and breedable

[slate crown]

i might look like a grizzly bear but deep inside im just a small widdle himbo

[sly rover]

Here are some vids

https://youtu.be/wPgu-np6I4A

[slate crown]

bruh not 6

[sly rover]

Apparently 2019 footages

[slate crown]

6 is just 5 copy pasted with minor changes in scenery

[slate crown]

but it's too early to judge

so we'll see

[sly rover]

Well how do you top V except some minor improvements?

[real tinsel]

rdr2

[slate crown]

i don't play V

im not 5

[sly rover]

Yeah as I saw, they could use rdr2 as base

[sly rover]

Damn I was 13 years old when V released

[slate crown]

they could've just made 6 be in the medieval era, NOW THAT i want to see

[real tinsel]

ah another 2000 born

[real tinsel]

grand theft horsecart

[slate crown]

based

[echo slate]

https://tenor.com/view/savingprivateryan-ww2-old-soldier-matt-damon-gif-4203998

[sly rover]

Such game exists

[echo slate]

Kingdom Come Deliverance?

[real tinsel]

it's 2d as far as i remember

[sly rover]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/844260/Rustler_Grand_Theft_Horse/

Steam

Rustler (Grand Theft Horse)

Grand Theft… HorseRustler is an open-world, top-down action game paying tribute to the good old GTA style and gameplay, fusing it with a historically inaccurate medieval setting. Play as The Guy, whose parents apparently were too lazy to give him a proper name. Experience feudal injustice, inquisition, witch-hunting, and join The Grand Tournamen...

Price

$10.74

Recommendations

694

Metacritic

65

▶ Play video

[slate crown]

top down open world 💀

Darkwood moment

[craggy quarry]

I use to play top down flash games like Endless War series

Top down brings back nostalgia honestly

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrYRpPxBEaU

Jerma my beloved, Jerma I'm a big fan...

And nobody posted this

[echo slate]

That was good stuff

[craggy quarry]

The games were so flawed design wise but still fun

[slate crown]

the only game i wanna try rn is this
https://youtu.be/QktZ4b_nuNQ

[slate crown]

too bad it's a BR though

[real tinsel]

my god

so submissive

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHtlo9ISVyE

[real tinsel]

so breedable

[stone blade]

good video

hi kha

[craggy quarry]

What the fuuuuuuuuu

[west owl]

i dont remember really really playing anything top down, always isometric

[heady crow]

nah thats not the bad part

the bad part is that its legimately dead

[slate crown]

true

[real tinsel]

hi ivan

[slate crown]

if they made an open world with this style, i would go bankrupt

[slate crown]

either that or Titanfall 2 PVE

i really want to try Titanfall 2 at some point

[echo slate]

Riddle me this, batman. Why do i dislike movement shooters but love titanfall 2?

[real tinsel]

because titanfall 2 perfected it

[west owl]

man

🤝

[echo slate]

YES

[real tinsel]

i don't know how to explain it but titanfall 2 just feels right

[west owl]

thats an awesome shooter pango

you put the aim well put

[real tinsel]

i tried playing cod bo2 multiplayer back in the days but could never get into it due to it being far too fast-paced

[echo slate]

Daily reminder there will never ever be a titanfall 3

[west owl]

from the ai to the level design is good

[real tinsel]

there will be as soon as they can't milk apex anymore

[echo slate]

That's when apex 2 comes out

[slate crown]

maaan i just wanna shoot the guns from apex without worrying about ammo management man

[real tinsel]

wtf is apex 2

[slate crown]

hyper did a good job animating

pls no

[echo slate]

Titanfall 2 defense mode (i forget what its called)

[west owl]

playing titanfall in max difficulty you win just because your character has more mobility and go invisible for a moment, that's it, the npcs cooperation is spot on, they cover their peaks, it is just guuuud

[craggy quarry]

I assume they get bored eventually

[echo slate]

The apex they make after they milk apex dry in 5 years

[craggy quarry]

Cats are assholes

[slate crown]

Frontier Defense and I've been eyeing that shit since i was 10

[upbeat bobcat]

Then they get back starts crying in front of door

[echo slate]

Yeah bro that's good stuff

[upbeat bobcat]

Arent you 13 now?

[slate crown]

im literally 20

[upbeat bobcat]

Ah still a child

[slate crown]

am baby

[heady crow]

ahaha literal child

[echo slate]

https://tenor.com/view/savingprivateryan-ww2-old-soldier-matt-damon-gif-4203998

[craggy quarry]

Da baby

[real tinsel]

what the fuck man i thought you'd be older than me

[craggy quarry]

LETS GOOO

[west owl]

my cat would peak and put a paw out of the door and immediately come back

[upbeat bobcat]

Aren't you married wtf

[slate crown]

turning 21 in 6 months if that makes you feel better

[craggy quarry]

Oh cool youre one year younger than me

[upbeat bobcat]

Aren't you married?

[slate crown]

not yet

[real tinsel]

no still 2 years younger than me

[craggy quarry]

My boy is speedrunning life, nice

[upbeat bobcat]

Please don't get married wtf 20 yo

[real tinsel]

sorry pango i don't want to be labeled a pedo

[upbeat bobcat]

live your life

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/pppoof-gif-18346599

[slate crown]

jesus christ no

[west owl]

you've been hitting on tender flesh and now you realise, how does it feels

[stone blade]

здравейте отбор

[craggy quarry]

OH COME ON

[slate crown]

i mean it doesn't have to be that way yknow, age is just a number afterall

[heady crow]

gahdamn yalls fonts be big on discord

[craggy quarry]

Ooooo someones gonna say ut

SOMEONES GONNA SAY IT

[west owl]

meanwhile @grizzled meadow and me being 93-95 bros

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm 93

[craggy quarry]

How was ww2?

[west owl]

my man

[upbeat bobcat]

Ask your mom

[heady crow]

why tf is this server populated with ppl nearing the end of their lifespans

[slate crown]

i am not attracted to children, i was just making khaa laugh

[echo slate]

Tf does this mean vanya

[upbeat bobcat]

That's the plan

[craggy quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/poggers-pog-hi-hello-funny-gif-19532381

[abstract path]

Wait

[stone blade]

отбор means team but ok

[abstract path]

What

[stone blade]

google is retarded

[abstract path]

Wdym

[real tinsel]

exactly what someone who's attracted to children would say

[stone blade]

it doesnt mean selection

ИЗбор means selection

retarded google

[echo slate]

Are you a bulgar?

[stone blade]

1/10

[slate crown]

bro stop the bit is over

[echo slate]

It says "hello team" when i translate from Bulgarian

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/how-could-you-tell-i-was-bulgarian-how-could-you-tell-bulgarian-bulgaria-gif-25101235

[real tinsel]

that's finland

[stone blade]

yes

thats what it means

good job

💗

https://tenor.com/view/bulgaria-gif-23078083

https://tenor.com/view/bulgaria-lesbian-kiss-gif-18412988

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow where's #brainfart-1

[grizzled meadow]

The only grown up around here

[slate crown]

tf just happened

[west owl]

[heady crow]

me

[echo slate]

https://tenor.com/view/bulgaria-bulgarian-anime-gif-26003171

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/spy-clown-bulgarian-funny-gif-9802689

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/bulgaria-bulgarian-audeius-chad-gif-25656219

[echo slate]

Why is it bulgaria and not bulgary

[gloomy roost]

@slate crown

[stone blade]

because we use cyrillic and not cringe latin alphabet

[heady crow]

why is it bulgary and not bulgeARYAN

[gloomy roost]

This was the one I was talking about

wayback

[stone blade]

we made our own alphabet

[echo slate]

Булгарстан

[heady crow]

you need to refresh my memory

[upbeat bobcat]

Why is it Netherlands and not Holland

[slate crown]

i shat myself

[stone blade]

Булгаристан*

[abstract path]

Literally my excuse for parents bein mean

Their just grown up kids

And they still have to learn

[slate crown]

pls just had another talk with my gf about her parents, no more bad parenting pls

it's too retarded

[abstract path]

Kk then

Lel

[slate crown]

literally threatening to disown her

she's 20

[gloomy roost]

[abstract path]

Mine did too

[gloomy roost]

Disown her because of you?

[echo slate]

Nvm we're serious now

[slate crown]

partially

[abstract path]

Bruh

That is ridiculous

[gloomy roost]

I mean

[slate crown]

here I'll just send a couple of screenshots

[real tinsel]

what would exactly happen if your parent disowns you

serious question btw

[echo slate]

Kiss me goodbye and write me while I'm gone
Goodbye my sweetheart hello vietnam

[gloomy roost]

Life becomes a real survival rpg

[abstract path]

Survival

[abstract path]

You ask for food, money and need to beg yourself through life

[gloomy roost]

Bruh

[abstract path]

What.

[slate crown]

ikr?

[gloomy roost]

https://tenor.com/bU6By.gif

[abstract path]

I wanna punch them

[slate crown]

trust me i did too

[heady crow]

shes not gonna perform as the feminine figure of society when you will pango

wtf

[real tinsel]

what does that mean

[gloomy roost]

Clearly

[grizzled meadow]

Polite Cat/Beluga my beloved

[gloomy roost]

They don't value her freedom that much

[slate crown]

tl:dr basically parents treating her like a 3 year old and can't stop controlling every aspect of her life

[real tinsel]

ahh

[abstract path]

Just cut contact

[gloomy roost]

She has a sister right?

How is the treat diff?

[slate crown]

we had a whole ass rant about building the perfect argument to help her debate against her parents horrible parenting

[real tinsel]

i think she would've done that. She's probably still dependent on them financially

[abstract path]

Jeez

[real tinsel]

i believe as soon as she gets financially stable she's gonna ghost their asses

[abstract path]

Well rich jerks aren't uncommon

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/ramuda-hypmic-gif-21515452

[abstract path]

i hope so khaatil

I fucking hope so

[west owl]

that's not going to happen, that happens in movies thats it

[grizzled meadow]

...to be honest

[abstract path]

To be honest

[grizzled meadow]

I kind of agree with her parents

AS IN

LET ME EXPLAIN

[abstract path]

Yes

We will let you explain

[grizzled meadow]

Knowing how to do housechores, it's a good thing

[slate crown]

i shall put my pitchforks down for now

[grizzled meadow]

Forcing people to do them, no

And I know it for a fact

[abstract path]

This ^

[ripe ibex]

falco the based

[grizzled meadow]

It's literally the way you treat a person, it's something that deteriorates mental health

[slate crown]

yea but her parents are literally forcing her to be a housewife

im like

[heady crow]

falco

[grizzled meadow]

This is in fact a problem and I don't like it either

[abstract path]

And my mother raised me a femboy

Hahaha

[grizzled meadow]

Why are you booing me I'm right

[abstract path]

Clearly

[grizzled meadow]

You don't own an air fryer

[slate crown]

didn't even mention all of the horrible shit her parents did to her as a child

[real tinsel]

i support every word that came out of my italian lover's mouth

[west owl]

just wave the storm until you achieve independence, that's all you can realistically plan for. Human nature is not for the rational but for the impulses, dialogue is only a way for the powerful to coerce the weak.

[slate crown]

like making her strangle a kitten

[abstract path]

🤝

[heady crow]

feel like this goes a bit deeper than just her parents making her do chores

[grizzled meadow]

The fuck

[slate crown]

no joke

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah I can see that now

[slate crown]

parents are literally psychopaths

[abstract path]

they are

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-willem-dafoe-duh-duhh-obviously-gif-16794513

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/inception-deeper-go-deeper-we-need-to-go-deeper-leonardo-di-caprio-gif-16756828

Or maybe we don't

[heady crow]

@hidden patio where are the daily cat pics

[real tinsel]

forge fake medical document saying she can't give birth

[abstract path]

That might make things worse

[real tinsel]

fuck you

[abstract path]

I know i am right

[hidden patio]

You get a bonus dog today

[abstract path]

That's parents for you though

[heady crow]

aaaaaaa omggg

[gloomy roost]

[craggy quarry]

WHAT THE FUCK

[gloomy roost]

UH

[slate crown]

i wish i was joking

[heady crow]

god the cats fur seems beatufiul

[gloomy roost]

Losing cats are natural tho

[slate crown]

I WISH

[hidden patio]

What the ever living fuck

[abstract path]

...

I think he should be the one strangled

[slate crown]

now you see why i don't like her parents

[craggy quarry]

How to lose your kids love and respect for you 101

[slate crown]

real

[gloomy roost]

Like we lost a cat just because we ✂️ out his hair clouts, earlier this year a other one that got lost by we think, a huge rainstorm

[craggy quarry]

Where was it if it was a huge rainstorm?

[slate crown]

yea the whole things fucked and i helped out as much as i can in formating the perfect argument against her parents

[gloomy roost]

Not huge per say but a heavy rain, one that pushed a wall into our pool.

[hidden patio]

Yeah hes adorable. Hes our old man of 16 years. I think he knows we are talking about him, just jumped up on my partner for cuddles.

[craggy quarry]

Parents be like
We gave you life and we can take it away

[real tinsel]

good, take it away

[abstract path]

That's my father in a nutshell.

[upbeat bobcat]

https://variety.com/2022/tv/news/blade-runner-2049-sequel-series-amazon-1235373625/

[abstract path]

It isn't as funny as you think...

Cuz i had to deal with this psychopath

[heady crow]

oh my god yes

[abstract path]

Every. Day.

[upbeat bobcat]

But you are the psychopath

[abstract path]

Yeah no

I don't think about taking my childs life away even if i had one

[abstract path]

Hehehe

[heady crow]

bro pango