#🎪bruh-fart
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May aldo be praised
That's nothing to joke about though-
Wait, better idea
This is #🎪bruh-fart
Using the superjump gives you cancer
It...isn't really an excuse
It's just insensitive and dumb
Crystal, I need you to be honest with me
My honest oppinion
It's uh
moldy is the best
Hmm
GARLIC BREAD
Graham bread
rustic bread of the day
rye bread is the best kind
american moment
We have detected massive amounts of diabetus
👲🏿
Bro i am watching anime why is there so many weird people-
how do people be productive
Motivation.
Do not watch anime, no more weird people
sourdough is insurmountable
Jojo in a nutshell
theres nothing that tops it
whats that?

Yes
I will start watching breakimg bad now 🤝
Good, very good
Actually
Pangolin, come on man
Love death & robots
You know that shit is going to get you muted
dumbo doing dumbo things
bro i literally choked so bad 💀
the preview is literally a black screen
This is why I title any memes I save
I have a section called "thiswillgetmebanned" for a reason 😂
no it was how to make the adhd medication amphetamine
it always getting worse
They have no compact option on phone, hence why I refuse to use it on my phone
ty ty
date night?
maybe 😏
Love
Death
Robots
Lord of the Rings
Lord of the sphinx
Go kiss a pharaoh or some shit

Nah that gone bit too far sorrey
What the hell?
Ffs
Kayne couldn't even get a 20 minute sleep
Europeans vs Americans: Cryptids edition
how do i write that
there are reason why i don't date you
fictional women
wow guys dnd so fun i have to roll to walk forwards oh look i got 1 time to step on a 1 cm rock and fold like a chair
the cat ears mm
UwU that made my chest hurt
I could not get further than 10 seconds without massive cringe
not supper opposed, though i'm incapable of using it as main editor, and im kind of jelly of pro vim users just because it looks cool 
got used to sublime first and still is the one
maiden is the key word there
sublime lives up to its name
i am the whitest mf youll ever see
but Nano is my true love
will not argue with that
ryan gossling binge time?
maybe even the og sigma film
staying in the seasonal anime comfort zone
i'm like 3 seasons behind probably
no this is schierke
||funni||
You can't understand how much I want to go back to punch stuff out in the gym. I just have to wait one more week 
got covid?
injury or just dont have access to a proper gym?
No, my boxing teacher is on his summer vacation lol
our boi Herc
go punch a defenseless woman on the street
ayo when i was in Athens, i saw a statue of Ares and was so tempted to buy it 
luggage was already full of tshirts
just a small one
yeye but still
dude id be so fucked if i visited you and saw that

Quite a shit uh. Last year I've been in Transylvania but my pockets were so full I couldn't bring a castle back home
too much cheap shit that can't fit in my luggage 
the one street where they have the good tshirts 
and a card set of people having sex
and i presume tons of wooden cocks
glass ones too
oh wow
they have upgraded to them in the capital then
but maan i wish i could visit athens someday
you got any plans of going there again?
maybe one day with a group but not currently
saving up money and trying to force a raise 
either forcing a raise or changing company
simply disappear for 2 weeks and make them see how important you are to the company 
that's already how it is
i'm responsible for a pretty big tool for our 2nd biggest customer 
and only i have enough knowledge to efficiently work with it
ookay nice
then you really are in a nice position to argue for a raise
hopefully you get it since you do deserve it
probs won't get it
and maybe be my sugar daddy
maybe a small one
small is more than nothing
ehhhhhh
"They never know how much they need you until you're gone"
how much do you even make per month rn? If you dont mind me asking ofc
i'll buy you books
my first job that i've been doing for 6 months so i'm at 2250
- car + phone + all that good shit
oh man really?
pay is low imo but benefits are good
Yikes
that really isnt too shabby then
its around the avg for the lower point of the median here iirc
whats wrong crystal
Do i need to see this shit
the thing is, i can get 2800 with the same benefits somewhere else for basically the same job except my big tool
so less work, more money
Aha
you see yourself daily, so dont talk about the video
Pulling gtanil out now i see
creature
which one
and we have index raises in our country cuz life gets more expensive soooo that 2800 gets bumped to 3k+ in a matter of 4 months
Me? A creature? You're merely a waste and eat nothing but dust
pretty big difference to stay or to go imo
yeah i can see that
Your choice
but there is something stopping you from just switching to a better paying position right?
uh tbh atm the people and the location is kinda okay
actually just waiting for the other company to open their 2nd office so i can contact them 
i got all the certs they are looking for + experience

ye so thats the reason
basically and one of my friends is having the exact same idea rn, just hop to the other company
either that or i want a fatty raise
still young as well, as it's my first job 
yes you
Eat shit and die
but 3k + normal car vs 2.4k maybe + hybrid car is huge
That's your lifecycle
why project ur lifestyle onto me
I was faster
are u tired of it?
I pulled up first
ye ill prolly still be studying at your age
or maybe ill get a fat job through reserve officer school at the army
"i typed first 🤓🤓" stfu bitch
ez fix, be my sugar daddy
how do the car benefits even work. Can you in a way reject the company car and get a cash bonus for it?
since id imagine a plug in hybrid would be pretty nice in your small country
you can but it's minimal, like 200 a month more?
true. Grind those 5am mornings for 3 years and become burn out
oh god 200 more
ye that wont get you far
yea i'd rather have a gucci company car and free gas 
at that point yeah 
i wonder how new of a car youd get
recently drove around in like a around 2020 model mercedes and it only had usb c inputs
that shit was wild to me
my lease rn that i got for joining has 30k kms and is maybe 2 years old
when i order, i get a new new car
custom options, albeit within my budget
options too man
look at you big man
working in western european it companies does pay off
from what ive heard from my eastern european friends working in it it isnt as good 
but then again they seem to be more jaded and closer to 30 than 20
only going up tbh 
i presume its more than just hurr durr why pc not work when their ethernet cable was disconnected
life is boomin 
new house is being bought ready for 2023
nah i don't do that peasant shit
maybe 2024 depending on life
Ah yes
We do a little AWOLing
might shank a dude in germany
get beat up by gypsies in athens
Some nice funny words right there
that protein powder flavour will put me down a road i would have never expected
ah true

was gonna watch anime but DJ Peach Cobbler popped up in my recommended
salvation 
also goddamnit prayge is peepopray
I CANT
IVE BEEN DYING TO THIS FOR THE PAST 3 MINUTES
do link the vids. Rome and the medias its in is really diverse
you overestimate the humour standards of avg balkan teenagers
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This is the good shit
it is one of my weak spots
him talking to his cat tbh
You should watch it now
him talking to his cats is one of the moments in his videos
It is prime Youtube content
after 44 minutes he's like: is this video fucking stupid?
i love this man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFtmy5oOADU also got other videos to watch
Another wholesome fitness Q&A session.
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Peach Cobbler is worth it
i bet it is Ares
have i ever lied to you Bruno?
well
i think you yourself know the answer that
say it
We never quite did receive a full confirmation
Except me, I had it figured out from the beginning
it's in the lore
eversince he said it i knew it too
as i am indeed D*tch
The French Übermensch
uhuhu
still need to finish that movie
Oof
want to watch it from the start?
Do not watch the video then 😂
id be up to watch it
mine's broken, then
its cause the average british lifespawn was like 50 years until the industrial revolution
10 year old chimney sweeps and shit
Today we're looking at what is more or less a direct port of the dead city area of The Zone in Ravenfield. Really liked this map, loved how they put vehicles in it.
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match lol of the day and got reported by a spanish for being racist towards him for being spanish. daily mission accomplished.
I blame the alcoholism
absolutely beautiful, well done, you glorious bastard
ty bz, hope you're not feeling too down about the juno thing 
Trampolin, reading any manga atm?
"dude, I've pimped your shield, so that you won't get bored during raids"
???
"freeze men! selfie wall!"
poopmadness
it's fine, don't worry about it
💀
Fucking Clyde cucked me
I can't believe that a fucking handshake is considered porn or whatever

🤝
🤝
love these
@grizzled meadow possible scam link?
Yes
Thank you
p!ban @pastel quartz scam link
@winged ermine has been banned.
lmao homie was almost to the level of a real estate scam
on fucking discord 
POV: faction war
pov: you've entered the abandoned hospital
@slate crown
holy shit I need to update mine
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Bruh, this dude is so good
literally the definition of all bark but no bite
i thought you're @slim osprey
Scammer got banned, wooh wooh
You when there's poisonous berries, don't know what to do
Ok that's more accurate
me when i'm a bird hitting the lens of a camera
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Ayo @abstract path, best not do any of those sudden profile picture changes now
How did you guess
Almost
Lmao
Oh my god thank you 
He truly is @slim osprey

The fuck
just the two of us
I guess i know now why you said that
i can understand why people were pissed with seasons 7-8 writing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doY0IjisBlk
Tywin talks with Tommen, giving him good advice and smoothly manipulating him into being the sort of pliable, tractable puppet king Tywin requires in Breaker of Chains, the third episode of the fourth season of Game of Thrones.
Obviously, I do not own copyright for this video, all rights reserved to the creators of Game of Thrones and HBO.
Tyw...
Everyone's critic
i'm the viewer of course i'll be criticizing it
GoT 🤢
asoiaf
Its amazing how quickly GoT dropped out of the public consciousness
GoT did it in a single season
Rian Johnson martyred himself to kill the beast, but alas, it was for naught
How old is GOT anyway
The show
I remember hearing about it when Two Best Friends was still a thing
April 17, 2011 first ep
May 19, 2019 last ep
Fuck man I'm old
Yeah i would
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did something happen there?

It's just the reference officer, don't worry
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Mod vs mod hmmm
what is everyone talking about ?
go
you wouldnt want me to send someone to the shadow realm, would you?
I do
oh my god what it just wasnt a random shitpost
Come on, do it!
I am right here, ban me!
This is some english alright
I don't understand if it was shitpost and you know it
Or if you asking if the thing you post it, is actually shitposting
falco
i am not understanding any of that... are we still speaking english ?
i am in amazement that the video i posted wasnt just thrown together randomly for a comedic effect and that there is actually "lore" behind it
it being the game
Is this even real life?
Movie?
no
Okay now I get it

now?
Eating rn tho
And of course I knew the reference
ye i was about to test an update to a vr game
O boi vr
ye
ofc
you know all the references
expect lotr
Expect lotr references
expect

A fitting punishment for playing genshit
ew alcohol
bold of you to assume I'm educated about greek philosophers in any way
goood damn it
though a quick google search made me your peer in such studies instantly
isn't technology wonderful?
okay that I do understand without external aid
it's def a lot more normal 
Bust out some of those Slavoj Žižek philosophies, my guy
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bz11k, how about you touch some grass?
ayo, me and bruno tbh
those 3 euro books from antique book stores be hitting hard
true. Me on the left
shrek of war
say cap
👀
both on the left
too late i'll take shrek
Bruno and Ares fighting for being a Geralt on the cake and Bruno going a bit overboard

Nah bro, who would not want to be Shrek
Only idiots would refuse such an honor
the average finnish girl
big
*guy
also never actually had a corndog
same thing in finland
😂
😐
Sleep tight, Aniki.
how many stfu videos do you have in total
jordy2d the Warzone player / Streamer Gets BANNED on Twitch #warzone #callofduty #twitch #gaming
what are my yt shorts
Corn dawg
My mum after she gets out of her room:
???????
You don't know
Cool
and I never wanted to
Let it stay that way
Yes
Let us bask in the infinite wallet of Gun Jesus as he reviews a 21st century classic
Good
It will just maybe exist
finally finished prey mooncrash
@grizzled meadow doesn't know his shit
it's short but actually a good dlc with a decent story
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Around elves, watch yourselves
ROM = 💀
That smile...
That damn smile....
is that just mushrooms?
and 3 dips
i think im going to be sick
i love mushrooms
but that is too much
especially on a pizza
wait what dip flavors though
Darkwood special
dunno, someone sent this to me
might put out a hit contract for that person
if you find out that they used ranch, kill them on sight next time you see them
yes
im not sure if this is better or worse than the pizza i sent
the devil made yours
oh yeah boy
i am
tomorrow pecs, triceps and shoulders
prolly gonna up the rep weight to 65kg and see how that moves
i still don't understand what this is
tinnitus inducing asmr 
seems like that meme was so retarded that even you don't understand it 
but yea there's alot of weird shit happening in the ASMR community
the only asmr i need is bury the light playing on repeat
you finished that isekai right?
yeah today whilst training woodcutting 
i dont know if i hate or love that at first i thought you meant actual irl woodcutting
then realised it was rs
next time i go to the jim ill just say im going to train my strength fr fr
idk westworld got kinda wacky after the first season
strength is already at 60
it got even wackier in S3 but i like it
really curious how it'll play it out
ye i watched up to the third season when it originally came out
so its all kind of a blur to me
i guess youll watch westworld then
any specific ideas for which?
TILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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TIL VALHALL
TIL VALHALL
where's your pineapple fantasy?
not a fantasy if it's already happening 
i've had the right one happen to me but it's still a fantasy because it isn't happening anymore
can always fantasise bigger
how is his anus going to handle a bigger pineapple

it'll just stretch
i've always wondered if the people in those porn videos where they shove a leg-sized dildo into their anus ever accidentally shit in their pants
oh so that's what they're for
i don't know why i never thought that would be their purpose
i just thought it's like, hot or something to have a buttplug in your ass
the world wasn't ready to admit what it was really for yet
man's an expert on that

one day pango is going to come into brainfart and proudly announce how his gf began fisting him
💀
she doesn't already?
so the ananas was a lie
Waking up in Estalia be like
i tried searching for this video khaa but it's literally impossible to find
i have a feeling it's actually only this long
yea it might've been a bit or something
from some obscure otaku channel that doesn't exist anymore
the company porns or whatever you call them have the best stories, they're hilarious as fuck
it's probs a private video of pango and his gf
they're literally the only porn i watch from the beginning to the end
it's not private if we've seen it
Thought it was one of bz11k's fantasies?
but now that you mention it. Pango was the first to post this video in brainfart
so it's....very likely what you're saying is true
👀
he's doing the disappearing act
@slate crown 🍍
he'll come back in 30 minutes when we've changed the subject
Very interesting
Imma say this rn
there it comes
i wasn't the first one who posted it
Then who did?
i forgor 💀
well that throws my assumptions to shit
i just saw it and downloaded it instantly
and you named it literally_dumbo.webm
That is a very big giveaway, yes
YOU FUCK

im literally getting framed
Undeniable proof
pango is into weird shit
oh as if we already didn't know
getting an ananas shoved into your anus wasn't the end of it, it seems
He is already encouraging his girlfriend to study German so it becomes even more authentic


you can tell from the accent it isn't a real german either
pango needs to come up with some real proof to deny the accusations
Can someone confirm if this channel #📍577-mods-in-mo2 is accessible?
Sorry, accessible as in "click on it and tell me what happen"
Hm okay
Yeah I wanted to make the channel "not accessible"
Like those channels where you can just read the name
can't you make a folder out of it?
instead of a channel?
YES
Something like that
I want it to be an informative channel
You can click on it but it won't open the "chat"
here, have my cat
hes a fine boy
remain ignorant
Peak male
glass cola > other colas
water > cola
the me 1 year ago would agree with you but i haven't cared about my health since so i choose cola
though i would much prefer kvass or grape soda
grape soda is a fantastic drink
grep
🤝
i'm unable to be around people in general
We know that khaa
Today we had an ice cream break and one of our colleagues took out his scalpel and proceeded to cut out the entire chocolate layer that covers the ice cream

Is he fired yet?
I hope so
veri naice
shhh.. no tears... only dreams now. ...
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yeah :(
fellow imbeciles, I bring to you the troubling/happy news, depending on your point of view
they sound better to me but thats bcs of the nostalgia
neutral news
nostalgia and the civ themes were also better in the og
suprised that bible is more popular in finland considering the vast majority are atheists/agnostics
one of my gripes with DE is that the spanish and mongols got fucked for their themes
perhaps y'all just despise manga even more than bible
yee
but it was really nice how they extended the civ themes into full tracks in de
Israel and Quran? Cursed
i had alot of fun just going through them and discussing them with a friend
maybe
no, it's in "manga" camp too, or so the caption said
that it was, but the og mongolian throat singing and spanish HEEEEEEEEEEEE oh lord mmm
Bz and countries smh
google it up
well I see a sliver of orange where it's supposed to be
a part of my childhood fr
even tho later on i only played vikings
Teutons 
Goddamn bro, you going to make me get my reading glasses
get bent
gimme my slow ass chuck norris knights
How is that a bent moment
buffed
for doubting my fair word
*buffed is the keyword
ah really?
hello
ah thats nice
need to do 1v1 arabia teutons vs vikings someday 
I like this one
howling hamler
I THOUGHT IT WAS MANGO lmfao
😂
it was in fact mango all along
arabia? suuuure rip viking water bonus 
i can see that its a meme and all, but just dont 
Ah right, I forget that "get some bitches" does not work on bz11k anymore
just tell them how viking women look and arabs would win
taking an indepth look vikings effectiviness on water is glorified 
viking power comes from free fucking wheelbarrow and its upgrades
that includes the comments from others
I'm sorry, I won't mention manga ever again here
🤣
dude ikr that wheelbarrow
damn dude needs to chill
just make yourown burgers at home
takes less than 10min
No
Bruno
just wanna say, you were the bottom left of the original pic
i'll refuse that offer for now
What the hell did I miss
Not even for the wojak but bcs its mayhem
nothing
Dogshit overrated band for edgy pre teens
Btw @placid sail can you translate Сначала к барыгам, потом по бабам?
first [come] to hucksters, then to babes
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this is a fever dream
alright thank youuu
amazing next level narrative hidden in plain sight in an old ass shooter game
@grizzled meadow
😂 👌
This is literally @heady crow
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