#🎪bruh-fart
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i mangled delphine and threw her corpse around a room in my last playthrough
dem redcoats
i got long hair, looks good
nobody asked what you have
nobody asked for you to be born you failure to society bulgarian
condom broke
yes
Atleast ivan can aknowledge it
Unlike you
Bulgar destroyed
yes i am romanian
yikes
oh i know
you really are a princess
I only know 3 things about Romania
- Dracula
- High rate of wallet theft
- Pavel's Twitter
cuz fk you

And you are my knight in shining armour
that's looking for a better castle

don't forget gypsies
- BMW > Food
if u dont ahve a bmw in romania u are a l0ser
priorities
i dont even know how some people in romania have like 500k dollar cars
probably stolen
do you have a BMW 
in bulgaria its golf 4 > food
rip embed
i went to the work place and i shit you not it was in the most sketchy place possible, thought they were going to harvest my organs or something
did they have an operation table? 
also the commute is literally an hour and a half
no just a ton of wood
figured 
the fuck
meeting is over, resume anime
She's pretty good with that banjo ngl
bruh who wouldn't want a masculine female?
ye
shiiiiet my gfs voice is deeper than mine 
the inside wasn't sketchy, the location was
👏 you 👏 are 👏 the 👏 fucking 👏 gf 👏
but she used to scream and strain her voice alot, so eventually that took a toll
ayo i thought you said the junkie had a high pitched voice 
isn't high pitched deep?
You guys have had relationships?
bruh
words are hard man
high pitch sounds like the typical anime girl, deep is a low masculine voice
ain't you the one who had "i love my boyfriend" in your about info?
i deeply hate discord mobile
get used to it 
see you when i get home
nah I'm new here
different crystal alt
Also I'm not gay
huh my mistake then, must've mistook you for someone else
Another Crystal alt?
possibly
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this one seems too sane to be a crystal alt
🤔
Who is crystal
See, Crystal alt
I need the lore
Check pinned messages
It is most likely very outdated, however
pins here?
😐
oh an actual lore tab
Yes, provided by @real tinsel
nah I've updated some information here and there
most of it is pretty accurate
I do not see my daughter included but 👌
nah I aint fucking German
just a little bit more
and the week is over
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🎵 ...
we have already enough germans
i might be an asshole, but not fucked up
your family is good fam
Bz11k's IP tho 
🤝
i might make a slander meme about #🎪bruh-fart one day, still work in progress
I have been thinking about making an iceberg
ooooh that's good too
Since our lore is quite intriguing
i better be at the bottom with some obscure shit

I already have a good amount of interesting things planned, my friend
Do not worry 💪
my man
you mean like those videos "german when X, british when X"?
something like this, yup
yo that's a cool idea looking forward to see what you'll cook!
da
Hello welcome to the server
ENJOY YOUR STAY
bz11k, what is this
sir this is Wendy's
Real
him getting denied by juno
😂
помой попу бельгиец
p!translate EN помой попу бельгиец
помой попу бельгиец
wash your ass belgian

или что?
AMOGUA
Where's he work out?
I just find it amusing to make you jump through the hoops to translate my utter nonsense
i have great minions
а то Бруно выберет вместо тебя другого горячего накачанного парня
bz11k, how about you get some bitches?
Fuck, how does he know I am a United States Soldier?
my pleasure babe
Where did you learn to speak german you potato head?
lay that off, i'm not Juno

KIT
cyrillic do be kinda mediocre to read after greek
In Argentina, of course
Hmmm
Damn, cheating arc confirmed?
they speak goddamn german?
jawohl
Ja
Crystal lacks critical information
only critical information...?
Yeah I'm not that informed my guy
poor idea to try to stick those on me
everyone knows Ares is only moist for Bruno
Bruno knows i'm not moist for him
awww he's acting coy
and you are forcing something that isn't real 
Yes
at least forge some spicy details come man you lacking
Gaslight it enough and it will be reality
weren't y'all told by your parents that lying is bad
what the fuck
Diabetus
Somewhat
the only thing I've eaten today is a glass of kefir
No british here
and now it's probably the last too
They do not exist in this channel
Mashallah. No British.
here's some more
Naidesu
What
also whoever got additional clips of music mouse please post them here I'm trying to improve my collection please and thank you
🤨
Oi mate a cup o' tea? 🍵
I don't have mouse but will you accept vibri
Yes pls
what is vibri
A bit rewd innit bruv
oh hey you've found a new clip to harrass crystal with
gman was getting kinda stale
Yes.
ngl
@clear prism Bruder, hol den Flammerwerfer bitte.
und schnell
A bit lewd innit bruv
W h a t
g t a n i l
Hans, wir brauchen den Panzerkampfwagen IV.
thanks, I'm bleeding from my ears now 🤝
Hello bleeding from my ears now 🤝
gut gut, wir werden diesen unheiligen Ort reinigen.
I am @clear prism
Yep
The cursed lands of north america
In about
😂
Forests in NA be like
Pew pew pew pew
23 hours I'll be across the US deep in the mountains
I cant wait to be torn apart by goblins
Why would you willingly go to the US
WOWW
We have an American here, everyone
what did i miss
My man

gtanil is gonna end up like the previous japans prime minister
they're young and proficient in blood magic, it'll be fine man
there
included
wtf is 💪
shake my hand
🤝
I took a different route with the meme with different clips given how Raiden's VA said the lines
Raiden VA: https://youtu.be/I85txXTjO8M
Armstrong VA: https://youtu.be/85gFeaz0YYs
This one is a different take of Armstrong I found and put together: https://youtu.be/AfjpciBVxH4
(Because I see what you wrote and this is not amusing)
:)
Ah yes, American memes
quick, send healthcare memes to combat the american
If I am one of the few Americans I must establish myself
Ok, establish yourself
one day I'm going to travel to US of A and get shot instantly solely for the purpose of eating all of their outlandish food
You will die there
I will die there
so basically regular food with corn syrup all over it
you're gonna die in the airport
but my quest of tasting junkfood is beyond life and death
You will not even make it out of the airplane, bz11k
its regular food but 6 times bigger
if you're looking for diabetes simply consume 10 kilograms of powdered sugar
is it that bad there?
If you want lasting health issues, you are better off in Ukraine
give me like 3 hours
hey, american! is it that dangerous there?
sugared food overall 
now that's where I'm 100% getting shot
sigh
Actually! The danger of America is incredibly exaggerated! I haven't been within 50 feet of a crime in 3 years now!
What do you call a smart person in America?
Foreigner
If you go to America, you might even start a USSR 2.0 with some gaslighting and deception
Perhaps you should go, bz11k
do you leave your house though?
Sadly I have to go to work
sometimes i wonder if i'd have found brainfart if i never broke up with my gf
gather a bunch of closeted 13 year old communists
what for
after all i joined gamma after breaking up with her
For the funny factor
right
probably not
In darkness you will find a bit of lightness
In lightness, you will find a bit of darkness

Ah yes, the edge
If your GF wouldn't follow you into Gamma, then she wasn't worth it
True that
iirc americans still jump and start shooting whenever someone merely says "communism" out loud
so I guess the funi is me dying, again
😂 👌
win-win
extraordinary, Andrew.
what the fuck is this crystal type poem shit
bz11k
are you crystal alt
I AM A POET BITCH
You should kill yourself, now.

Did Crystal write poems to chat
Yes
who's crystal
I would like to previously, but since it's Friday, nuh uh, fucker
oh fuck yeah I love that shit
No one you need to worry about, @radiant grove
then I have bad taste from time to time
Get better facts
but overall a nice guy
Ok heres a fact, I am beHIND YOU
This is so sad
the most unsettling thing about this clip is quality
Mfs be like i hate being alive :[
Like damn nibba who pissed in your cereal bowl this morning?
I love compressing memes
They make them better
The low quality enhances the meme
Fucking knew it
Squat warmup time c:
Explain
watch this video now me @clear prism
This is you?
yes
Ah yes, your mother stopping you from drinking beer
Very authentic Mordor experience
I thought you'd go for Juno again
WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS
not bad
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/875495099814010880/1012095301219262485/manipulate.mp4
Huge video, up your manipulation game #🎪bruh-fart 😤
listen Crystal
How would I know if she is against or for alcohol
fair point 🤝
ah yes, last resort play, simultaneous posting
Crystal are you the real Crystal
Crystal, why are you not made out Crystals?
Good question!
😶
Me n who
all this alt talk reminds me something
@placid sail i must confess
but do not shit yourself
shits yourself
i need your presence here before i confess @placid sail
big reveal time
there's a type of rocks that look like jellies
i forgot their names though
Throwing rock best rock
I used to get in trouble as a kid because I would take decorative rocks from my neighbors front lawn
Die bitch
How inconsiderate of my neighbor
nah
it's like the third or fourth best rock
have you ever held granite
what is it my crazy friend
Juno is my alt
aight like 7 people won the bingo
Did you leave and join or did you always have the new member indicator on you Juno?
always
you've played it pretty well tbh
Hmmmmmmmm
@brazen granite @pastel quartz
thanks
2 different ones
there were some... flags, but all things considered
Two Feds
What the heck?
hi

oh shit
the plot thickens even more
not a day without causing a scene kha
If speculations are correct, Kha made a account, named it Juno, copied the pic and status and fucked around and found out.
Truly
No wamen allowed here huh, only "literally me" posters and femboi stans.
f for Juno
🇫
i could be wrong but i think juno starts with j
weird looking dog
the fuck do you think the letter J is?
What happened to @ember cape
Something
why juno left?
They left 😂
Breach of personal space ig
@real tinsel was fucking around with impersonating her account
What?
Seriously?
i tried to prank bz11k by impersonating juno
I really shouldn't have played along, didn't expect a reaction like that
Goddamn, bro
i thought i actually pranked you
yeah i thought you'd ignore it
It is new on the server
no
also been over a week
There is a week period where you have that leaf
Then 🤷♂️
At least it worked on her so mission success 😂
Yes seriously
._.
I have awoken
Are you in contact with Juno? If you can send a message on my behalf saying I'm sorry
Salutations
I can just screenshot this and send it to em
Would be easier for me atleast 🤝
easy slide in dem dms
also say sorry in my behalf. I genuinely did not mean any harm
it was supposed to be a prank on bz11k but apparently the green leaf fucked that up
It wasn't

Whatever you want
Just let them know
I did let them know that most of you are sorry, yeah
I can't do it otherwise I would
Thank you
You guys are being serious?
most 
I was serious when you were banned and didn't know it, why shouldn't I be serious with Juno?
I see
The constant ironic nature of #🎪bruh-fart really has clouded my judgement on this
Good boy
Well
Things can change
bzeek from being a good guy become a maniac
As you must know, they must have had their reasons
Thus they didn't reply yet
Their offline for now
Most likely very upset
listen
Hence ignoring any messages
i am a bad influence
we've had this account charade here for months
bzeek you were one of the good guys
I just treated it like another jest, because no one was ever really bothered with it
Now brainfart swalled you whole
Brainfart is falling apart
I think bzeek is taking my thing seriously
And english is hard to convoy emotions
I'm getting very upset from the idea I've had my part in making a good person upset
use your hands
apparently it's impossible to find the first "make us whole" Nicole says in ds2 at the start of the game
All I'm saying, now in a more serious way, is that you have "unloosen" yourself a bit, now you're more prone to joke around and embrace the fuckery that is this channel, while before you were more "grumpy"
I hope it makes sense
It's basically what you said
I guess
honestly you having a part has no factor in this. It was 100% my fault
I'm saying good things, english hard
even if you didn't play along she'd have probably left
You don't have anything to do with Juno of course
Now I was talking about you personally, not that stuff
Nah man, I believe this was more seeing someone copying her one to one
Some take it as a joke, some take it rather seriously
Hence why we have a rule for such a thing, it can go wrong very fucking quickly
I agree with Andrew, Juno probably saw that
Which, in this case, it did
Yeah
I would normally say that this should be expected with #🎪bruh-fart
But eh, not so sure
man i look away from chat for a minute and look what happened
👏 Very cool bois.
howling halmer
Where Kid named Finger
WOO SPAMMING
isn't that still spamming
he's at a class lmao
khaa shut the fuck up
nah
Ah yes, bread in french
oui oui du pain
ello
yuchub
blackjack and hookers
@slate crown
literally me
The devil a true homie 🤝
this was the end goal all the time 
FR
wants to eat more -> goes to workout -> wants to eat more bcs of the workout
its genius
yes
bcs better call saul
Ayoo
Now i wanna play guitar hero
do you know the definition of insanity
i sense a reference not understood
@grizzled meadow
bz11k is listening to this on repeat and crying right now
😩
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I am planning to make a full stop motion movie ...
Man i wish warframe had better download speed
yo bruno, if you had as much money as ur phone number, how much money do u have?
i dont have a phone number, social security number or anything. On paper i do not exist, there is nothing that the government could do to even imagine that i exist
hypothetically...
for the sake of argument
i am severely allergic to fish
I love fish
what language even is that
i literally have only eaten fish like 3 times in my life
excluding anchovies cuz those i can eat for some reason
ANCHOVIES??
is that what theyre called?
anchovies taste a bit weird imo
british
@sanchovies with @chefcuso. Sanchovies YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdfHmHxYQkcFbSR0ZYTehwg
This video: https://www.tiktok.com/@sanchovies/video/6855714599895862533
Base video: https://www.tiktok.com/@chefcuso/video/6832428866129169669
Sanchovies' Twitter: https://twitter.com/Sanchovies
#🎪bruh-fart slander
yeah
How the fuck do people eat that shit
It's so fucking red, you could probably bring it back to life if you took it to a vet
He actually fucking did it, what a G
Sadly, Juno arc is over
No more Feds
it was fun i enjoyed making it 
whaddya mean the juno arc is over, they get fired by the cia?
Nah, khaaytil made them leave 😂
the CIA doesn't fire people
they suicide people
Yes, this too
On Putin you should have added the sorry for the ping
Missed opportunity
shit unironically doesnt look bad wdym
The CIA I know would never let one of their operatives go
Amazing video anyway, fucking amazing
aw damn
wheres the pin
Pin now.
deadass evicted the fed gamer girl, i cant tell if this will improve brainfart or is a sign of its downfall
juno left? huh.
I was already on it
Yes
Not in it, crisis averted
also this is beautiful. Im sad and happy that the femboy slander continues

I shall wait for Andrew's iceberg to be mentioned
YES
DISCORD VERSION
so who's gonna update the brainfart lore on juno's unexpected departure
It will be here soon
uh oh that's a webm. ⚠️
good
I suppose Imma addendum the #🎪bruh-fart lore
well scratch that for juno ig
😂
wait what
also when is my lore being updated
i made it clear 20 times im romanian yet still nationality unknown
whos the moron running this shit
So in theory @placid sail can call his ex too now
If you think hard enough, you know the answer
i dont know the answer
the key word was if
this is epic. I kiss you on the penis
i dont think
Khaaytil of course
@real tinsel airhead update my lore
this must be the work of an enemy stand
skully you exist between the constraints of my very fragile imagination
ty khaa much appreciated 
@slate crown what's the problem with 🍍? I missed this lore piece
@placid sail
pango's gf shoves ananas inside pango's manhole
that's probably what they're going to do all the time once his gf actually makes an only fans
pangos asshole is gonna cry

Fucking MowtenDoo starting a v-tuber thing and saying goodbye to his channel
KEFKA
kafka
women are temporary, brainfart is the only constant
There, done
we will exist even after the end of time
Franz
The lore has been updated
cant believe yall bullied bz11ks girlfriend outta here smh
franzj presents
Franz Kafka
@heady crow
juno left?
yeah, its the new arc
Why do all those girls have more paint on their faces than the entirety of the Louvre
we lost our token nonbinary character
Post-Juno arc
someone now needs to step up
cuz women
fuck women, me and all my homies fucking HATE WOMEN
Ah yes, #🎪bruh-fart is truly becoming an Incel hell
homies do it better
you realised it only now?
It was tolerable before
Now it is reaching cringe levels
juno down, crystal left to go
true
if crystal leaves brainfart collapses, we need contrast ok
As we saw, there are no consequences with bullying someone out of the server
So we can 100% get away with it 😂
like i said, brainfart is a leper colony
damn junos gone? what happened?
Don't believe the thing have gome unnoticed
i impersonated her in order to prank bz11k
🤨
rip bozo😂😂
WHAT
well shit
CUZ OF IMPERSONATION?
yea
Papa Antonello is on the case
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As I said, some people can not take it all that well
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Released on: 2012-01-01
Producer: Kai Hiilesmaa
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i guess the video i made can be a memorial for her then




ive created fake messages where crystal espouses their love for eastern european meth, glad we got a softy that can take a joke
yeah. The percentage of stereotypical balkan teenagers has now risen 
have you called that gal? no?
@slate crown not many references to crystal's diplomatic relations with me
i have no idea what you're talking about
youre not that guy
The lore is not expanded enough to cover this
Peculiar name you got there, where did you get it from?
I've been getting alot of sleep these past few days, also means that I've been missing out on crucial lore
basically me making fun of crystal
I google Italian names and go random tbh 
giuseppe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
also @gloomy roost check out pinned messages
My original plan was to list the 4 ninja turtles but that was boring
idk. What do you think Salvatore
❤️ Atleast I've been included
Can't say i have
the video is a proof that pango loves me because he included me on 3 slides
one day i will grow powerful enough to be included in le funny brainfart meme video, you will see
youre included in my memories always ❤️
you will all see
I'll never be a memory
just start hating something with a passion and u will get there
ok sephiroth
like my anger when i see neco arc

thats the only thing referenced
:)))
@slate crown based mem.
ty ty
We got done dirty, my guy
i think with my dick first
👋
INVITE ME TOO SOMETIME
I HAVE SQUAD TOO
Ghosty desperately wants people to play with
i would've definitely included you ares if only the video had anything relevant to do with you being awesome
Man with a silver tongue
@grizzled meadow are you Vegliantino
What is this sanity you speak of
check pins 
Poor MBO
And the war over pixelated images shall forever continue
wut
Ah yes, the only American, just as it should be



i thought gtanil is also american
He’s gtanil
I for one do not think AAA prices should go up, there simply aren't good AAA games nowadays.
they should go down and then get massive discounts
ebicwhapbarrelsofshestiny
top 10 anime betrayals
ppl don't realize it but guts is definitely an ultra right-wing boomer
Just had an accident at plasma donation today, right arm got covered in blood
Fun stuff
blood for the blood god
It’s a lot warmer than I thought it would be
This time


blood is usually inside our bodies, and our bodies are warm, so blood normally should be warm too 😛
Damn, Rimsenal storytellers got updated
I mean when I first started I accidentally gave myself a hematoma
That was fun
Meh
one of my cats is in surgery right now due to an otohaematoma
mfw hematoma
It didn’t hurt, it’s just a balloon filled with blood in my arm that went away over time
One of our cats disappeared this week, so uh, 2 cats just gone up and disappeared in a year.
my cat knows that if she leaves the house she'll be dead in a week 
so she never leaves
Smart cat
Same difference
my cat is more dog than anything tbh

she loves belly rubs plus she never bites
mine just disappeared for days and weeks and then randomly comes back meowing at the back door at 3am with it being -20c outside
he was a real one

“Mortal, I crave warmth”

i love watching men kiss
Ofc you do

Time to create a questing technocratic empire
oh no
bruno have mercy, i don't have a spare shirt 
oh thank god
i got one up my sleeve
its loud ass song
Pangolin pfp is back, finally
BLUE LOBTA
its one of my fav ones
@grizzled meadow
omfg I can't
Well then
wat the
Me after covid
same 
Holy shit
._.
Bro i feel like shit reading that idk why
it was her decision


