🎪bruh-fart

[slate crown]

if you like dark stories and conspiracies i suggest you check out wendigoon, good shjt

[west owl]

wouldn't you like to know fed

ill make pass my manifesto once is complete

[slate crown]

took you long enough

[west owl]

he is bussi with the new hip roleplay

[slate crown]

wait is he actually roleplaying with hip or as hip

i really hope it isn't the latter

[west owl]

i hope is the latter

[placid sail]

it's technically Friday already, perhaps I should get smashed already

[slate crown]

hell yes brother

i am getting zoiked tonight

bouta contact my dealer for more of that jungle weed

[west owl]

@slate crown this is the one that for today i usually follow https://www.youtube.com/c/IntotheShadows is more about dark history, good to pander ones cynicism and blackpill mood

[slim osprey]

And for the boomers of this chat

[grizzled meadow]

Fucking Amazon

They removed the series

I was watching God knows what season

Rip Forever Mad Men

And yes Cropol I do know (almost) any reference

Even fucking Mad Men

[slim osprey]

I know nothing

[grizzled meadow]

You live better than me

[west owl]

Falco stop watching fucking series madman

[grizzled meadow]

Why

[slim osprey]

I have no idea who those people are

[grizzled meadow]

It's a good series

[slim osprey]

I only know like Bateman and A-train

Heisenberg

[grizzled meadow]

It's from Mad Men, both videos

A TV series

[west owl]

or recommend me some, pls no bcs nor bb

[grizzled meadow]

The Sopranos

[slim osprey]

Never heard of it

[grizzled meadow]

Watch The Office

[west owl]

possibly the last series that i watched and loved was chernobyl

and before that it was black sails

and then there was westworld... freaking loved the first season, but the season 2 for much that i tried i cant put out with it

[west owl]

i guess i will keep binging martin's filmography again and again

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-19492417

[grizzled meadow]

Gangs of New York?

(or something like that)

[west owl]

yes

[grizzled meadow]

I TOLD YOU

I KNOW (almost) EVERY REFERENCE

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/ving-rhames-bringing-out-the-dead-i-be-banging-i-be-bangin-frederick-smith-gif-25863065

i'm testing you falco 👀

https://tenor.com/view/andrewgarfield-gif-21767690

[west owl]

three favourites, if you haven't watched them my sweet riccaforte, watch them

[grizzled meadow]

Throw me some names

[grizzled meadow]

What is this, the count of Monte Cristo?

[west owl]

the other two are bringing out the dead and the last silence

[grizzled meadow]

Bringing out the dead

[grizzled meadow]

Silence

Okay

[west owl]

just , silence

[grizzled meadow]

Ah

Okay

I'm missing the third one

[west owl]

[grizzled meadow]

You said three

[west owl]

the first was gangs of new york

[grizzled meadow]

I watched that movie

Just once, in fact I don't remember much

But I remember it's a good film

What about There Will Be Blood

[west owl]

[west owl]

A Daniel day Lewis simper, very tasteful

I drink your milkshake @grizzled meadow ! I drinked it alll!

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/marmota-rot-eat-hungry-gif-16803641

[abstract path]

He pull up

[abstract path]

We have pepsi man
Now there is pepsi king

[swift scarab]

And then we have me

[abstract path]

Gonna play this on loop

[glad carbon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxgGKxO-ZSM&ab_channel=quagmiretoiletgaming

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-war-epic-embed-glow-up-gif-21522416

https://tenor.com/view/embed-embed-fail-epic-embed-fail-epic-embed-surprise-war-embed-win-gif-22598300

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-epic-embed-fail-epic-embed-funeral-snake-metal-gear-solid-gif-25500737

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-resisting-urge-mario-judah-discord-gif-23317319

[west owl]

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-embed-fail-embed-war-embed-war-ii-gif-22781244

[abstract path]

Oh god..

Anyway

[real tinsel]

man i get so confused in that game

[abstract path]

I wish mate

I wish

[real tinsel]

i went and read an entire detail-to-detail article on how to play scp secret laboratory and i still have no idea how to play it

i just go around and take keycards and shoot people who are shooting at me

the map is so confusing too i always get lost

[abstract path]

Maybeeeee you have a lack of bitchesss

And also a high diagnosis of uh..uhm...skill issue

[real tinsel]

i do indeed have a lack of bitches

i won't fix this issue in the foreseeable future

[abstract path]

Oh okay

Well i been playing games for like

15 years?

No 14

[real tinsel]

man's been gaming since gaining consciousness

[abstract path]

Yes

My mind won't ever get off this free time hobby called "gaming"

It's too enjoyable

But spending time with friends is too

[plucky void]

frieza at the end

nightmare fuel

[real tinsel]

shed

[grizzled meadow]

THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD

[real tinsel]

THE ONLY ONE

THERE

MAN UPON THE DRAGON something forgot the rest

[grizzled meadow]

BECAUSE THE MOUNTAINS DON'T GIVE BACK WHAT THEY TAKE

OH NO THERE WILL BE

[real tinsel]

BLOOD

SHED

IT'S THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN

instrumental solo

[grizzled meadow]

Great duo we are

🤝

[tame hazel]

hello

[real tinsel]

hi

[tame hazel]

whats up

[real tinsel]

not sure

[tame hazel]

about?

[real tinsel]

uhh?

[tame hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/guh-cat-gif-22906544

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/floppa-freakout-omg-music-crazy-gif-20706362

shake my hand

[abstract path]

Thee almighty

[real tinsel]

AND IT WILL COME

LIKE A FLOOD OF RAIN

POURING DOWN ON ME

[abstract path]

That's like, a referance
Yes?

[west owl]

dont

please crystal

dont give him more cord

[real tinsel]

red sun

red sun over paradise

red sun

[abstract path]

Oh ok

[real tinsel]

red sun over paradise

WHEN THE WIND IS SLOW WHEN THE FIRE'S HOT

[abstract path]

They said i should look at them
....they didn't see me

Marbles

:3

[west owl]

what game is it

[abstract path]

Doors

On roblox

[real tinsel]

i see a lack of doors in this game

DESOLATE PLACE

WITHOUT ANY TRACE

[abstract path]

You'll go through alot of doors kn this game dw

I just didn't take pics of the doors

I mean why would u be so interested in them? Their just doors

[tame hazel]

wish there was a BOO mechanic in mgs

like as a joke

[abstract path]

Lol

[real tinsel]

what's BOO

[tame hazel]

me when i need to ask someone aboutt something and they only reply in 2 word answers

[abstract path]

Literally me

[tame hazel]

like jumpscare them

[real tinsel]

you can already do that

[tame hazel]

happened with my classmate "my professor said that a previous classmate of mine got hired, was it you?"
him: i dont know (two words in arabic)
me: ok
him: which professor:
me:( telling him )
him: say hi to him (two words)

i swear i was going to call him a slur or something, i got so mad because thats the driest convo i had in a while

[real tinsel]

simply cease the convo

[tame hazel]

yeah

i hate engaging with people like this

[grizzled meadow]

Ah yes, Crystal song

[abstract path]

Indeed

Fuck my back hurts

Gonna sleep

[upbeat bobcat]

Happy friday mdudes

[severe linden]

Uh lads

ive been dead for like

a few weeks but uh

cats

kittens

they have consumed me

help me

i am an endagered rat

[zenith grove]

[heady crow]

locked to the gym with no internet access and the only source of nutrition being a 2kg wad of massgainer

tragic

[severe linden]

these FCOKERS

[heady crow]

betrayal.

[severe linden]

THEY ATE MY ARM

IM MISSING AN ARM

OH THE RATMANITY OF IT ALL

battle of the gods shakes my home

i am no longer safe

[severe linden]

To ascend to bingus hood

We must cleanse them

[lusty sonnet]

WETSWOOOORLD, Season 4 is out 👀

[heady crow]

el camino

[lusty sonnet]

time to whip out the old harddrive and look for stuff to watch

[heady crow]

maybe the seventh seal?

[lusty sonnet]

maybe

but as in series

also still dying

[heady crow]

yeyeye and im still at school

[lusty sonnet]

i'm at 'work'

[heady crow]

hard at work or hardly working

ehhhehhhhheeeeeeeee

but are you just clocking in the hours or on sick leave?

[lusty sonnet]

both depending on which of my colleagues you ask

just clocking in hours whilst i monitor the rules i made and adjust little things

gotta love AI not doing their job

[heady crow]

getting paid to see lines on a monitor move on their own

could be worse

but for the series recommendations one i recommend is great teacher onizuka

[lusty sonnet]

that's an old one

[lusty sonnet]

just waiting for pop-ups at a 100% risk rate tbh

cuz i put it at max risk so i'll def know when it triggers

[heady crow]

it is but its great. They dont make shows like they used to

[lusty sonnet]

do you already have a place to watch the movie? 👀

[heady crow]

yes

[lusty sonnet]

ah pog, me too

[heady crow]

with good subtitles, albeit they come in late like a split second later than the lines

[lusty sonnet]

i mean the movie is from 1957

be happy there are subs

[heady crow]

yeah but its the sites own subtitles you can turn off and on. So its not really the movies problem

[heady crow]

[lusty sonnet]

ah one of those

we'll live

[heady crow]

what did way did you find then?

[lusty sonnet]

streaming site

[heady crow]

mhm mhm

inb4 we both have the same one

[lusty sonnet]

i'll send it to you

[lusty sonnet]

easiest way to slide into those dms

[upbeat bobcat]

@severe linden Ayo whatsup mang

Been a long time yee

How you doing

[severe linden]

Prty good, finished setting up the house and now I’m living with two kittens haha

https://vxtwitter.com/coolcatsociety/status/1562898810065817601?s=21&t=CxePzgrPnPnrSz-2zkOgcQ

[upbeat bobcat]

Yee, that's nice, share the floofs sometime.

[severe linden]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[upbeat bobcat]

Holy shit such qts

[severe linden]

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ3V4kMVqUU

I just noticed theres many many people in the water jumping from the boat

[heady crow]

did you notice the giant skeleton on the boat?

[pastel quartz]

Huh, isn't not a GIF anymore?

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/dumpy-gif-25099970

[real tinsel]

fish

[pastel quartz]

Oh god..

[real tinsel]

what flag is it

[pastel quartz]

Sus .webm

[echo slate]

Gypsy

[real tinsel]

i used to try doing stuff like this in my dad's car but he always yelled at me

[radiant grove]

damn i wonder why

[placid sail]

from the very early age I've always behaved properly in a car because the first one was grandpa's, who's got a sticker on the interior of the door saying "не хлопай дверью! замочу!" and a capability to produce honestly impressive amount of obscene passionate curses upon any fool who would inconvenience him on the road

but I did get to know a lot of cool curses early on

[pastel quartz]

Oh wow, Bzbz got the premium cursing lessons early on, huh?

Tell us the best one!!

[real tinsel]

my retard dad would literally say every curse in front of me when i was like 6 and when i said those curses randomly later he'd be like "where the fuck did you learn that you little shit" then beat me to pulp

[lusty sonnet]

time to make random .webm videos

[real tinsel]

some of them don't work anymore

[lusty sonnet]

discord actually patched their bug?

[placid sail]

I mean, they're not usually set in stone, it's like freestyling, it depends on how much hot shit you can think of in the heat of the moment to express your genuine resentment

[real tinsel]

this one still works though
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465163876753866754/1003597327812010015/unknown.png
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465163876753866754/1003597328235626506/Punisher_wait.webm
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465163876753866754/1003597328671854613/unknown.png

[real tinsel]

the bit one doesn't work

[placid sail]

пиздоглазый мудила блять, смотри, куда ты ведешь свой тарантас обоссанный, выкидыш слепой коровы блять, триждыебаный деревенский дурачок!

[pastel quartz]

I totally know what that says heh

[real tinsel]

god i love russian cursing

[lusty sonnet]

probs stuff like bounce and shutter still work

[real tinsel]

i missed these

[real tinsel]

conjure up another lengthy russian curse for me bzeeko boy

[placid sail]

I'm not sure I can translate that or that I even should

[pastel quartz]

Heeeey!

I'm curious now!!

[placid sail]

also, english doesn't exactly conveys the complexity of our obscenities

[placid sail]

aight fine!

lemme try

[real tinsel]

you fucking vagina-eyed asshole look where you're driving your shitty tarantass, you miscarriage of a cow, thrice-fucked villager

it sucks in english

anglichans have shitty curses

[pastel quartz]

Unless ya know how to craft a really smart and nifty one heh

[placid sail]

*village idiot

but other than that, good enough, beaten me to it heh

[pastel quartz]

But yuppp, English isn't good with expressing a lot

[real tinsel]

ahh i didn't see дурачок

sorry i still haven't had my third coffee of the day

i'll be having it in a second

it's still very hot i'll be having it in 2 minutes

[placid sail]

consider the following

iced coffee

[real tinsel]

i remember doing this with a friend in like 2018

[placid sail]

going insane?

[placid sail]

btw how are you doing darling?

[real tinsel]

no she randomly texted me and i replied to her something, then she sent me a sound of her laughing and then saying something. Then i liked the way she laughed and took it and made it into a laugh track then sent it to her

she laughed again

but not very laugh track-worthy this time

just regular, normal person laugh

[pastel quartz]

I'll tell ya later!

[real tinsel]

i like my coffee hot

[placid sail]

like your men?

[real tinsel]

yes

[placid sail]

nice.

[placid sail]

also funny thing

[echo slate]

ебат

[placid sail]

I've had it occured with several different people during my life

whenever we would get in a sleeping with a bunch of guys in a single room, like, in a summer camp or a sleepover

[real tinsel]

my favorite russian curse word is недоебанный or something like that

[placid sail]

the moment everyone was going to sleep and was laying in the beds

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPRiTXMIqN8 @heady crow

[real tinsel]

also долбаный

[placid sail]

someone would just start randomly giggling

and that wound eventually turn into everyone losing their collective shit and roaring with laughter

I dunno why it kept happening, probably all that asbestos in the soviet walls

[echo slate]

Can't go wrong with a good педераст or пидор

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKsJQdga9ys

[placid sail]

aye it's like a sneaky little fart

insult inside an insult

[real tinsel]

pizdyuk is also my favorite

[placid sail]

a bit uninspired also apparently no longer appropriate for the enlightened by the west sort of folks

[placid sail]

usually towards somebody small/young

[echo slate]

Why is that? It just means pedophile doesn't it?

[placid sail]

or insignificant

[placid sail]

my mans

педераст or пидор is like faggot or fag

nothing to do with pedophiles at all

[echo slate]

Ah

I mean the term comes from pederast

[lusty sonnet]

not yet

[echo slate]

Which means pedophile

[stone blade]

Hi

[placid sail]

hmm

fair point

[real tinsel]

HI

[echo slate]

Wonder what made it jump from one to the other

[placid sail]

but it also turned into a curse meaning homosexual slur for some reason

[real tinsel]

i've never seen pidr be used as pedophile

[placid sail]

I don't think anyone associates the word with pedophiles anymore, dunno why since it is a correct meaning

[placid sail]

see?

[real tinsel]

sea

[stone blade]

❤️

[placid sail]

you are indeed right Mark but for some the reason the meaning has changed for us

[lusty sonnet]

i think there's a distinct difference between pederast and pedophile, small but distinct

[echo slate]

I guess because a pederast is specifically a pedophile that rapes young boys

[stone blade]

pederast means a faggot

in bulgarian

[real tinsel]

even ivan agrees

[stone blade]

pederast isnt a pedophile

[real tinsel]

mark davis, take your pills

[stone blade]

its not what that means

[placid sail]

apparently all slavs know this word differently from westerners

[echo slate]

The original term

[placid sail]

that's a bit odd honestly

[echo slate]

Pederast

Means a man who has sex with boys

[stone blade]

no it doesnt

[lusty sonnet]

the original term is a lover of boys, purely for relationships

[echo slate]

That is my point

[stone blade]

it means homosexual

[real tinsel]

maybe westerners call gay pedos pederast, hence the reason they confuse it with slav pederast

[echo slate]

Google it

Right now

Google the word pederast

[stone blade]

i did

[placid sail]

interesting! the original meaning isn't even mentioned in your dictionary!

[real tinsel]

stop arguing retards

[stone blade]

idk

all of bulgaria will agree that педераст means a homo

[real tinsel]

slav pedarast means faggot, western pedarast means boy fucker

[heady crow]

Ye kekht arakh goes hard

[stone blade]

this

[placid sail]

that seems to be the correct summary for this

[real tinsel]

a word can have the same structure while having different meanings for different cultures

[heady crow]

Want to buy his longsleeve since its in pre order rn but it will take like 3 months to arrive kek

[stone blade]

I want to go to kanonenfieber show

or 1914

[real tinsel]

i think you're late to that like uhh 108 years

[stone blade]

haha

hahaahaha

[stone blade]

HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

[lusty sonnet]

@heady crow

[eager quest]

u good?

mr bulgarian

[stone blade]

nah

I'm literally bulgarian

stop asking me

[real tinsel]

his only way of coping with the fact that he's bulgarian is drinking 2 cans of monster a day

[eager quest]

gonna pop up in the news "20 year old bulgarian dead in his home from drinking monster"

[stone blade]

I dont drink 2 per day

[heady crow]

Haha

Nice

[real tinsel]

cause of death: being bulgarian

[lusty sonnet]

more than 2?

[stone blade]

less than 2

[slate crown]

nice

[slate crown]

it's bz11ks slave

[lusty sonnet]

that's Juno?

[slate crown]

[placid sail]

I was considering getting a pet rat, but they're notorious for having a heartbreaking lifespan

[real tinsel]

oh shit i forgot about the thing where juno had to be someone's slave for like 100 days if they managed to get into her dms first

bz11k is gonna make juno do all his work stuff

while he plays rimworld

[placid sail]

😏

[slate crown]

[stone blade]

just get a tutel

[lusty sonnet]

more like rimming his world

[placid sail]

tutel?

[real tinsel]

i have no idea what that even means

[stone blade]

TUTEL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxzEdm29JLw

[lusty sonnet]

rimjob

[real tinsel]

rimjob steve

[placid sail]

ааа блять

nah, not really into tutels, sorry

[real tinsel]

tutel

[placid sail]

tutel

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4t49LpC30I

tutel

[real tinsel]

1 hour is too much man

1 tutel is enough

[stone blade]

no

its not too much for tutel

[real tinsel]

no

1 tutel

pause

[placid sail]

make that seven

[real tinsel]

16 seconds

take it or eat shit

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4ygVwbOyJU&t=281s

[pastel quartz]

I love this vid so much hehehe

[real tinsel]

that's why he posted it

bz11k's in love

[pastel quartz]

Awwwww! Cute!

[placid sail]

yeah same)

[real tinsel]

he even did the

)

yep, definitely in love

[placid sail]

так блять лысый из браззер сиди там тихо

[pastel quartz]

He's speakin vodka agaaaain

[placid sail]

it's the language of Friday

[real tinsel]

honestly i'm honored you chose the multi-talent guy to refer to me

there are approximately 7 bald guys you could've chosen from and you chose the third best one

[lusty sonnet]

rank all 7 now

[real tinsel]

1 is my favorite mike ehrmantraut

[placid sail]

I agree

in great details

[real tinsel]

he's an absolute badass

2 is old kratos

[placid sail]

walta

put your dick away walta

[real tinsel]

3 is johnny sins, as i've previously mentioned

4 is me

[placid sail]

you vain jerk

put yourself in the list huh

[real tinsel]

[pastel quartz]

What kinda insult is that?

[real tinsel]

the list ended at 3 actually

[lusty sonnet]

i'd expect that tbh

[real tinsel]

i'm making up the other 4 along the way

still have to think of 3 more bald guys

[placid sail]

what about vin diesel, the patron saint of all cool slavs?

[real tinsel]

i don't like vin diesel though

[placid sail]

also statham for the same reason

[real tinsel]

also don't like him

[placid sail]

good 🤝

[pastel quartz]

Hmmmm

What about the Rock?

[real tinsel]

ehhh no

[slate crown]

CAN YOU SMEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL

WHAT THE ROCK

[real tinsel]

i don't like johnny sins either i also made that up

[slate crown]

IS COOKIN

[pastel quartz]

Well, then who do you like?

[real tinsel]

i've seen a total of 0 johhny sins porn videos

[slate crown]

[real tinsel]

mike ehrmantraut and old kratos

[placid sail]

also you're not bald anymore so you're disqualified from your own list

[slate crown]

dude you're missing out

[real tinsel]

shaved again, am bald

eat shit

[pastel quartz]

Good choices!

[real tinsel]

suck cock

l + ratio

[pastel quartz]

Oh jeez

[real tinsel]

you have 1 bitches now so i can't say no bitches

[pastel quartz]

He's got ya there, Bezey

[placid sail]

I will never recover from it

[lusty sonnet]

Sundowner is a pretty kewl baldy as well

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-jump-นกโดด-นก-โดด-gif-13943434

[real tinsel]

i cannot form an opinion on sundowner yet because i haven't played mgr

[lusty sonnet]

my man play it

[real tinsel]

i like his song however

[lusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/sundowner-metal-gear-rising-mgs-metal-gear-smile-gif-16724291

[placid sail]

làm ơn anh bạn phải dừng lại

[real tinsel]

today i'll be having a job interview so if i do land the job i'll buy it and play it

also mgs5

[lusty sonnet]

nice

good luck on the interview

[real tinsel]

and like 20 other games that lay in my wishlist

[slate crown]

không :)))

[lusty sonnet]

man i have a job and i'm really fucking hesitant to buy games

[pastel quartz]

Ohh, good luck khaay! Hope ya get it!!

[placid sail]

yooooo

poggers

[lusty sonnet]

also might reinstall mgs5 👀

[placid sail]

what was the job again?

[slate crown]

as long as i am breathing, the Heisenberg edits will never cease to flow

[real tinsel]

something wood related

i'm gonna make chairs

[lusty sonnet]

carpenter

[pastel quartz]

Carpentry?

[real tinsel]

and other wood stuff

[placid sail]

carpenter??? huh?

[real tinsel]

yes

[real tinsel]

yes

[slate crown]

carpenters are dope

[pastel quartz]

Mhm! Awsum stufff

[placid sail]

have you ever done it though?

[real tinsel]

no

[slate crown]

[placid sail]

so it's like traineeship?

or are you just bullshitting your way to prosperity?

[real tinsel]

latter

[pastel quartz]

Oh jeez

[lusty sonnet]

my man hustling

[placid sail]

I knew it

[real tinsel]

it's not bullshitting if they never find out

i will gaslight my way into jobs

[lusty sonnet]

also me

[placid sail]

I mean, do you intend to actually do it tho?

[slate crown]

i would've loved to become a carpenter myself, if only the job wasn't ridiculed so badly

[real tinsel]

it gives money so why not

[slate crown]

there's alot of job ridiculing that happens in my country

[real tinsel]

i do actually like carpentry. I'll learn how to use the machinery and after some experience start working on better stuff

[placid sail]

also the sawdust smells nice

[real tinsel]

carpentry and that stone stuff is hot as hell

i forgot the name of the stone stuff

[lusty sonnet]

masonry?

[real tinsel]

the one where they make stone people

[lusty sonnet]

oh that

[real tinsel]

bigass stone people

[placid sail]

yo that's actually cool my dude, I wish you luck with that path

[real tinsel]

sometimes also regular ass stone people

[lusty sonnet]

sculpting, kinda

[real tinsel]

SCULPTING

yes

[slate crown]

sculpting is fukin sick

[placid sail]

same for us, but also most of the job have insultingly low wages too

[slate crown]

oof, yea most people tend to job shame labor intensive jobs even though they pay way more than any ordinary office jobs

[real tinsel]

this job pays 400 manats which is somewhere around 240$

but better carpenters usually get like 800-1000 manats or more

and if you make your own shit and sell it you keep all the money

[slate crown]

[real tinsel]

i'll basically work for this guy and learn his stuff, then open my own shop and steal his clients

[placid sail]

that's modest, but then again, your prices are not that high either, so you should be fine

[slate crown]

brilliant

[lusty sonnet]

or take over his shop

[real tinsel]

nah that's below me

[slate crown]

wooooooooooooow

[placid sail]

Elcan's delirious furniture! buy your own wooden horror beyond human understanding today! chilling whispers, human fingers scratches, great materials and quality!

[real tinsel]

the secret is glue made from human corpses

which i definitely stole from the cemetery

[placid sail]

I mean the usual glue is kind of made from animals corpses anyway, you're just cutting corners here

[real tinsel]

i'm making things more cursey

[pastel quartz]

Jesus, you guys are actual menaces

[placid sail]

great furniture for Halloween themed parties!

[pastel quartz]

OHMYG

[placid sail]

and tf2 halloween maps

[pastel quartz]

You just reminded me of sumthin

Be right baaaack!

[placid sail]

you're welcome

come to think of it, I need to think about my halloween costume too

not that we celebrate it in any way still, but my old friend is having appropriately themed birthday party soon

any retarded ideas @real tinsel

[real tinsel]

wear a white t-shirt with blood stains on it

and when someone comments on your "costume" tell them "it's halloween already?" or something similar

i know it's a cliche but you can't beat the classics

[real tinsel]

in real life most of us couldn't even harm a spider

we're menaces on the constraints of internet only

[placid sail]

ahhhh I see what you mean

and you smile like a maniac while saying this, yes?

[real tinsel]

eat shit bozo

[pastel quartz]

Awww!!

[pastel quartz]

And also, not a bad idea Bowzer!

[placid sail]

I will bite you little fed

also I dunno

[pastel quartz]

Oh yeah?!

[placid sail]

I want to go an extra mile with that

[pastel quartz]

You won't!

[placid sail]

I like costumes

[real tinsel]

oh wait you meant you smile like a maniac while saying it

[real tinsel]

not me smiling like a maniac while writing this

[placid sail]

just you wait till I'm conscripted to the army, I'll desert while in Europe and find you! and bite you! in the dead of the night! also perhaps tickle you too!

[pastel quartz]

Whaa

[lusty sonnet]

this is starting to feel like Bz11k is flirting with his kid sister

[pastel quartz]

OH GOD

[placid sail]

wow you sure made that weird

[real tinsel]

cut him some slack, he hasn't seen a girl since 2011

[pastel quartz]

What?

[placid sail]

I dunno man, I just feel uncomfortable going full horny in brainfart

[pastel quartz]

Prolly better to keep that in Dms, maybe? Prolly??

[placid sail]

I'm not some animal like pangoling

[pastel quartz]

Bz????

[placid sail]

dripping jizz wherever he goes

I dunno what y'all taking about I've got stuff to do babye

[lusty sonnet]

aight aight, i take it back

you cool @placid sail keep on being horny on main

[placid sail]

you really take for granted whatever that psychotic jerk says huh

@real tinsel please don't completely demonise me in brainfart they seem to actually believe what you're saying, I know you can go long and hard with it

[pastel quartz]

Ohh no, I don't believe anythin they're saying hehehe

Just playin along!

[pastel quartz]

Beat him up right on the spot

Littering bad.

[lusty sonnet]

nah i just vibe with the joke tbh, just like Bruno being a total femboy twunk

[placid sail]

I mean he owns thigh-highs tho

[lusty sonnet]

if you want me to vibe with a different joke or stop vibing with your lack of bussy, then just say it tbh

[lusty sonnet]

Bruno is THE man tbh

[placid sail]

nah man I'm just clowning as usual all is good

[pastel quartz]

Idiot

[lusty sonnet]

aight but after not havin seen a girl in 11 years, Juno isn't going to do you good

[pastel quartz]

That sounds like I'm a freakin safety hazard hahahaha

[lusty sonnet]

haven't you heard the saying?

[placid sail]

I will wear my safety googles, it's fine

[lusty sonnet]

never put your dick in an Apache Attack Helicopter

[pastel quartz]

Heh

[placid sail]

but aren't helicopters cool tho

[lusty sonnet]

yeah but you don't put your dick in em

[placid sail]

dude I literally cannot put my dick in Europe without getting shot or incarcerated

[pastel quartz]

That sounds soo weird ehehe

[heady crow]

#🎪bruh-fart revolves around my cult of personality

[placid sail]

ares bein really thirsty for that good ol greek grappling action with you

[heady crow]

Eversince i mentioned that graeco roman wrestling its all he can think about...

[real tinsel]

so you're saying I'm the brainfart jesus

[placid sail]

can you honestly blame him? after all those photos you've posted and even doing a round of webcam flexing

[placid sail]

the same way Juno is Hip of brainfart, you're Noah of brainfart

[pastel quartz]

Everyone hates Hip tho

[real tinsel]

they didn't believe Noah as far as i remember

[pastel quartz]

That too hehehe

[placid sail]

I'm talking about stalker Noah

[pastel quartz]

Ohhhh

[placid sail]

have you kids even played the damn game?

[pastel quartz]

Well I mean

[gloomy roost]

Which one

[real tinsel]

if it'll make you feel better, Hip is my favorite companion in gamma

[pastel quartz]

Awwww!

Thank youus

[placid sail]

listen sweetheart, we gonna make do with what we have, there isn't exactly an abundance of female characters in the game

you wanna be Sidorovich??

huh???

[pastel quartz]

Ahahaaha

[real tinsel]

they didn't believe him either though. Everybody thought he's just really crazy

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/late-night-seth-lnsm-lnsmgi-fs-seth-meyers-here-you-go-gif-9198812

glad you figured it out!

[real tinsel]

the point is I'm right and everybody else is wrong

unless they agree with me

then they're also right

[placid sail]

see, you're a natural

also need to make a shotgun shot or two and have some doggies

[real tinsel]

i should legally change my name to Noah

[placid sail]

I don't think it'll fly with the locals

[real tinsel]

I'm also probably going to start learning carpentry if job goes right

god's signs

i am the Noah

i will save you all from the flood

it's no accident i was born in the age of global warming

[placid sail]

brainfart lore update: our local mascot nutjob has become a religious messiah

[real tinsel]

I'll see your hobo ass in 2030

[zenith grove]

its only right that we banish him into the shadow realm now

[pastel quartz]

Silencing religious figures?

That's a lil too real for me heh

[placid sail]

you will break pasta man's heart, how could you

[lusty sonnet]

but have you seen me tbh?

[real tinsel]

catto......

[placid sail]

nope, but judging by your passionate sympathy to Bruno, you're either ripped or aspire to be

[real tinsel]

you're the last person I'd thought to be going on power trips

[lusty sonnet]

what about my passion about the graeco roman world?

[real tinsel]

it's just an indication you're violently homosexual

[lusty sonnet]

fair fair

[pastel quartz]

Hmmm...

[abstract path]

Oh shit

[lusty sonnet]

oh so the discord fuzz about account grabbers was recent

[pastel quartz]

Huh?

Ohkay..

I'm a lil worried now

[abstract path]

Oh uh.....god

Hell no

[lusty sonnet]

mainly potentially malicious if you use a lot of roblux

[abstract path]

"Guns? Food? Armor? You want it? It's yours my friend, aslong as you have enough rubles!"

[shell lichen]

YES

[pastel quartz]

Good thing I don't play that game

[abstract path]

Uhhh

Yeah

I do play it and idk how to prevent it?

[placid sail]

don't play it

[abstract path]

Why

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/sundowner-metal-gear-rising-mgs-metal-gear-smile-gif-16724291

[lusty sonnet]

yeah don't play it, easiest way to prevent it

[abstract path]

._.

Just

Change your password ig

[lusty sonnet]

just be mindful of those newer games/activities/whatever the fuck they are in roblux

y'know password resets don't help against every thing

[abstract path]

Ofc i will

Dw bout it

[pastel quartz]

Just stop bein sad! Hehehe

[abstract path]

Hehehe

[abstract path]

Now make it a GIF

[wind forum]

does discord not have two factor authentication or anything

[abstract path]

It probably does!

Atleast i hope so

[pastel quartz]

I mean

[lusty sonnet]

general reminder to use MFA whenever you can ❤️

[pastel quartz]

It'll ask ya to verify if it's really you with email and stufff

[abstract path]

That's actually easy

[lusty sonnet]

you also have authenticator apps

[abstract path]

That would be smarter

[pastel quartz]

It's up to whatever ya like heh

[wind forum]

requires phone number, but doesn't text me a code

70$ an hour development team

[lusty sonnet]

cuz it generates one every 30 seconds

[wind forum]

I'm not downloading a whole different app for this. There's no reason that it can't go off of the information I already use. Twitter does that and so does steam

I was going to say 'they got lazy' but it is discord

So yes

[lusty sonnet]

pretty sure that's the google authenticator too that's mostly standard on phones nowadays

[pastel quartz]

Yeahh, like lotsa games with authenticators use that app

[abstract path]

Yeah...they do -3-

And it's annoyin

[pastel quartz]

Like lots of people say!

It is what it is

[abstract path]

It is what it is

[lusty sonnet]

captchas are a pain in the ass as well but still pretty useful

[abstract path]

True

"Are you a bot?"
The bot in question: uhhhhhh...system crash error 404

[pastel quartz]

"I don't believe you're human. Tell us which of these images have bridges in 'em to prove your humanity!!"

[pastel quartz]

Awww, cute!

[abstract path]

💧

[stone blade]

wudanyy

[slate crown]

literally me

[abstract path]

Literally me

🤝

[stone blade]

I just thought of something

[heady crow]

Zamn a nonbinary hottie 🥴

[stone blade]

jetstream sam vs vergil battle

[slate crown]

you know it 😏

[abstract path]

Yes sir -3-

[gloomy roost]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/407989900881952771/1012515273389133945/RDT_20220826_0159011672732584124453820.jpg

[heady crow]

power metal

[stone blade]

cant say the same about 1914

[lusty sonnet]

power metal 🤢

[gloomy roost]

black metal

[abstract path]

Bruh ._.

[heady crow]

Most of black metal is concept albums wdym

[stone blade]

see thats the thing with black metal
none of the songs sound good

[abstract path]

Yeah lol

[heady crow]

Early 2000s italian power/speed metal my guy

[stone blade]

it all sounds like an angry wasp

thats the beauty of it

[heady crow]

Every album has 2 good songs and thats it

[wind forum]

https://tenor.com/view/chuvak-gif-25442619

[lusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/kingdom-hearts-ok-i-believe-you-gif-13519426

[heady crow]

Hurr durr funny zoom zoom man

[stone blade]

unless youre listening it from the cheapest dollar store headphones youre doing it wrong

[lusty sonnet]

was chilling whilst watching a show
coworker: can you explain something to me real quick?

was also nearly done with the episode

[wind forum]

what were you watching

[lusty sonnet]

anime

[wind forum]

[lusty sonnet]

short and good to watch whilst shit is doing its own stuff and not breaking

[wind forum]

I have enough time at work that I watch one piece sometimes

One piece of shit

[lusty sonnet]

imagine watching all of one piece during work

[wind forum]

If I put it on 2x speed

[stone blade]

Literally me

[wind forum]

I might get there in a few months

[lusty sonnet]

do it

[stone blade]

this guy is an actual real life chad

[wind forum]

ah lifting memes

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/466703037684121611/1012474323329630228/youseeingthisshit-wxlq97.mp4

[abstract path]

SHEEEEEESH

[wind forum]

the fuck is with these blue lobsters lmao

[lusty sonnet]

was gonna @ bruno with that till the frogs came

[wind forum]

whats stopping you

[lusty sonnet]

the frogs

[wind forum]

🇫🇷

[lusty sonnet]

bonjour

[heady crow]

Ello yuchub

[heady vapor]

white monster is for gays though

[lusty sonnet]

ello Bonjour Bruno

[heady crow]

Also ares since youre here how you feeling?

[wind forum]

White monster is for men

[heady crow]

Thankfully i like men then

[wind forum]

Where did you hear this disinformation

[lusty sonnet]

yeah it's not my liver that's utterly fucked, i just have covid

so pretty good

[heady crow]

Ah thats nice

[heady crow]

Free immunity for 3 weeks and back at it

What symptoms do you have rn?

[lusty sonnet]

yeah basically, probs got it from when i went to a restaurant

[lusty sonnet]

coughing, thirst, sweating and that's about it

maybe a bit sleepy

also less hunger

[heady crow]

Alright so still only same symtoms as with a flu

Nice

[lusty sonnet]

yeah for now

i can still taste shit

[heady crow]

Mhm and no annoying shit like muscle soreness

Flu is bearable but that shit is awful

[lusty sonnet]

just 1 day a bit around my shoulders

but that soreness was just like soreness after a small rep

[wind forum]

I've yet to catch covid despite everyone around me having it

Not that I'm complaining

[lusty sonnet]

man i've avoided it for 2,5 years and got it probs from going to dinner with family

[wind forum]

I thought I got it earlier this year

[placid sail]

quite possible that you've already got it, but the mild asymptomatic one

[heady crow]

Ive avoided it thus far atleast. I might have gotten it from the airplane when i went to greece but i never did a test

[wind forum]

Came down with a fever of 100 degrees within 3 hours after going grocery shopping

Turns out I just had a spontaneous fever

Actually thought I was toast

[lusty sonnet]

what's 100 degrees in normal numbers

[heady crow]

Around 40 i think

[abstract path]

I'm on a seafood diet

[wind forum]

108 degrees is lethal for comparison

[abstract path]

I see food, i eat it

[lusty sonnet]

liar

that's my temp rn

[heady crow]

Im sowwyyy :(

[lusty sonnet]

was at 39.6 yesterday

which is 103.28

when my liver was fucked it was over 40

[heady crow]

Good thing you dont drink then

[lusty sonnet]

yeah

[lusty sonnet]

those 2 weeks were wild asf

[heady crow]

Ye i bet

[abstract path]

Wanna break from the ads?

[wind forum]

damn man I'd be on my ass with a temp that high. I didn't even get on my computer

how you holding up

[lusty sonnet]

dunno

always have been decent at holding my temp

[abstract path]

Huh?-

Ohhh

[wind forum]

built different

[upbeat bobcat]

me ngl

[lusty sonnet]

daily 2l of water at least and probs adrenaline

[heady crow]

Well see how hot it goes between us then 😉

[lusty sonnet]

you know it's gonna cool down

[sudden elm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1012691686331273329/redditsave.com_real-n72xoit214g91.mp4

[abstract path]

Me who drinks 1l or so daily:

there's fish outside

[heady crow]

Talking about us two how you feeling about that movie? Got back from the gym so im just gonna finish eating and shower after

[wind forum]

You gotta wait at least 10 minutes before stealing my mem

[lusty sonnet]

i'll be up for it around 8:30pm ish

[lusty sonnet]

is that 1l of water?

or monster?

[heady crow]

Ive already reposted it here a few days ago dw

[clear prism]

Check out this new meme

[abstract path]

It's water mixed with monster which makes that 2l

[heady crow]

Alright bet. What was your timezone again?

[lusty sonnet]

gmt +2

or utc +1

[stone blade]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6diU4PBn3D17IUtq37VPyv?si=a53ce316b2f14a17 @heady crow da?

[abstract path]

Lmao

[lusty sonnet]

or SPT -6

[abstract path]

I miss my long hair ;^;

[stone blade]

I dont

cuz i still have it

[heady crow]

Ah there we go

[stone blade]

I do be kinda fabulous with this long hair

[heady crow]

Utc +2 gang 💪

[heady crow]

TRUE

[stone blade]

tyty

my mom says i'm handsome too

[lusty sonnet]

UTC bonjour gang

[heady crow]

For a good reason

[stone blade]

🤝

I need to get a haircut on the side again

and get it redyed

in red again

[clear prism]

🤝

[stone blade]

fk me i love this bright red color it looks so BUSSIN as the kids say

[wind forum]

I had thought of growing my hair out but unless you've got a beard it looks kinda fruity

[wind forum]

Which I simply do not

[lusty sonnet]

i grow my hair out and cut it once every 4-6 months or so

[heady crow]

Man i want to grow my hair out. Would complete the nordic black metalhead look

[stone blade]

tbh i do look like an alt girl but in a male form

[heady crow]

Or go the other extreme and get a buzz cut

[abstract path]

Gimme

Lol

[heady crow]

Its a good look

[stone blade]

no.

[stone blade]

get your own

peasant

[lusty sonnet]

it's certainly a look

[abstract path]

Oki -3-

[sudden elm]

scary