🎪bruh-fart

[abstract path]

Yes

Yes he's winning too

[abstract path]

[real tinsel]

fucking same man

[slate crown]

for some reason coffee makes my gf sleepy

[real tinsel]

sleeping has become so easy after i restarted drinking coffee

[slate crown]

i have no idea HOW

[real tinsel]

i am your gf pango

[abstract path]

For me actual coffee can kill me in high dosis

[real tinsel]

it appears i have been the one pegging you all this time

[slate crown]

you wish 😏

[clear prism]

You should drink coffee, now.

[abstract path]

Gtanil

Go get some bitches

Now.

[clear prism]

No need

[slate crown]

the only thing i drink is tea, ancient medicine level of bitterness is preferred

[abstract path]

Oh i got used to it too

Weird

Tea gang

[real tinsel]

coffee is heaven man

i can't believe i've abstained from it for 4 months

unbelievable

no more therapists

only coffee

[slate crown]

i haven't had coffee in nearly a year

[real tinsel]

go have coffee now

[slate crown]

no

[real tinsel]

fine, more for me

[abstract path]

Last time i drank coffee was like

Idk when

Months ago

And then i had to lay in bed

Lol

[real tinsel]

i drank 3-4 cups since morning

i'll have maybe 3 more after eating or else my stomach starts yelling at me

[slate crown]

jesus christ

at least you have no problem shitting that's for sure

[abstract path]

Atleast you won't have any problems with your cycle after drinking it

😩

[real tinsel]

what cycle

[abstract path]

._.

[narrow lotus]

Period

[slate crown]

circadian rhythm

[real tinsel]

i have a dick CRYSTAL i don't get periods

jesus man do they not teach you biology in school

[slate crown]

[abstract path]

[narrow lotus]

[slate crown]

he's having one rn

[clear prism]

Nah man, they teach them the good old "fantasy" nowadays

[real tinsel]

i am intrigued

[abstract path]

Better then having no creativity whatsoever

[real tinsel]

tell me what this fantasy is about

[clear prism]

Ah yes, science

[slate crown]

[clear prism]

The very definition of creativity

[eager quest]

same 💪💪💪

[real tinsel]

this is the first time i'm agreeing with you skully

it won't happen again

[eager quest]

dishonored 2 tho

u also agreed with that

[real tinsel]

i have no memory of that

[slate crown]

gaslighting again

[abstract path]

I found apple sauce

[clear prism]

Ok

And?

[abstract path]

Where's the cinnamon

[clear prism]

Ok

And?

[slate crown]

[abstract path]

Breh

[clear prism]

Ok

And?

[slate crown]

share

[placid sail]

some people are just naturally resistant to caffeine, that's it

[abstract path]

Ok bukaro

[clear prism]

Ok

And?

[slate crown]

[abstract path]

I will -3-

[clear prism]

Ok

And?

[placid sail]

khaaytil pls

[mortal violet]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/kZep3VUag1VaOOC_xCVUHRFEfgidkdQhRYBtu2BGayo/https/media.tenor.com/OqY2B6VH5ygAAAPo/resident-evil.mp4

[abstract path]

Found the mf

[clear prism]

Ok

And?

[eager quest]

imma do this

[real tinsel]

i think drinking it for a long time creates resistance

[grizzled meadow]

Classic ghosty

[slate crown]

what it feels like talking to @clear prism

[grizzled meadow]

Sorry my dog stepped on the keyboard

[clear prism]

I am indeed a wall

@clear prism

[abstract path]

Quite resistent to that

[grizzled meadow]

Send the gif

[placid sail]

yes, but some are just not affected by it from the get go

[grizzled meadow]

I dare you

No balls

[clear prism]

No dick

No balls

[mortal violet]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-village-alcina-dimitrescu-tall-lady-hot-beautiful-gif-20217438

[abstract path]

No bitches

[clear prism]

And probably no butthole either because this guy feed on radiation

[placid sail]

I have a friend who can, like pangolin's gf, chug any amount of caffeine and just fall asleep instantly

[clear prism]

Embed failure 😂

[eager quest]

like what are u tryna prove

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-propaganda-epic-embed-epic-embed-propaganda-gif-21517756

[eager quest]

i aint lying

[placid sail]

and he's not exactly drinking it daily either

[radiant grove]

https://tenor.com/view/booba-gif-18809577

[mortal violet]

me when I can't post resident evil porn

[clear prism]

Try again

[real tinsel]

i am your friend bz11k

you old man

stop drinking weed

smoke it instead

[clear prism]

No, he should snort it

[eager quest]

i own a whole sack of methamphetamine

[real tinsel]

dishonored 2 is a very good game

i can't believe it didn't meet profit stuff

if bethesda doesn't let arkane make a dishonored 3 i'll burn their hq

[clear prism]

It was, in fact, the corporate fucks who were dishonorable

😔

[radiant grove]

i take adderal to be a gaming god

[clear prism]

Take fentanyl

[slate crown]

she also chuggs bottles of milk tea and keeps complaining about how she keeps getting thiccer

[real tinsel]

milk tea?

your gf is bri'ish?

[clear prism]

What the fuck is milk tea

[grizzled meadow]

They did that Deathloop shit

[real tinsel]

IT SUCKS OH MY GOD

[radiant grove]

why the fuck would you put the beverage of the gods into some shitty ass leaf water

[grizzled meadow]

Not to mention that other crap Redfall

Consider Arkane dead and gone

[clear prism]

This is so sad

[real tinsel]

the director literally said "we won't be making linear games anymore because they're boring and dishonored IS A LINEAR GAME" and then they make deathloop a linear game

[grizzled meadow]

@real tinsel do yourself a favor, play Prey

[real tinsel]

i have finished Prey

[grizzled meadow]

Told you, "Consider Arkane dead and gone"

[grizzled meadow]

🤝

My best man in here

[placid sail]

nah, that asshole is pure slav, even was studying in orthodox christianity school, you're too kebab to mix you two up, though indeed you're an asshole too

[slate crown]

it's a popular thing in asia, it's basically boba tea but without the boba balls

[real tinsel]

i think it's a new director too, which is why their new games are shit

the dishonored era director is gone

[clear prism]

Truly a loss

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow

[eager quest]

death of the outsider

[real tinsel]

did you play prey mooncrash

[eager quest]

tho i dont think its as good

[grizzled meadow]

Nope

[radiant grove]

what the fuck is boba

[grizzled meadow]

I don't like the mechanic

[real tinsel]

that's a dlc

[grizzled meadow]

The... what's the name again

Roguelike?

Roguelite?

[radiant grove]

roguelite

[grizzled meadow]

I don't like that mechanic

[slate crown]

i forgor most of you guys are all EU

[placid sail]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ODPDz2dMviI
huge baldtil energy

[slate crown]

This is boba tea

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-boba-fett-happy-dance-gif-13431844

[glad carbon]

Everything on TikTok is staged, still funny

[placid sail]

this is boba fett

[radiant grove]

why

[slate crown]

asia

[radiant grove]

ah

[real tinsel]

why

[clear prism]

Walk the plank, now.

[slate crown]

i personally hate drinking it, too sweet

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/call-an-ambulance-callanambulance-butnotforme-gif-19487241

[real tinsel]

i personally hate the way it looks

i think they sell it here but i'll never try it

[slate crown]

imagine how it tastes, don't buy it

[radiant grove]

so its milk tea except you're slurping balls now

[clear prism]

😂

[placid sail]

you have the same mischievous little goblin energy

[clear prism]

At least we now know what Pangolin's girlfriend likes

Whatever that knowledge will bring us in terms of benefits

[real tinsel]

pangolin's ass

[clear prism]

Yes

[slate crown]

i said she drinks only the tea without the balls

fukin hell

[clear prism]

With pineapple

[grizzled meadow]

That sound sounded like that sound they used in memes with loud sounds

I don't remember the name of that thing

[radiant grove]

dementia

[clear prism]

The fucking Gordon Ramsey violin shit?

[slate crown]

i will fuck you and your wife.

[grizzled meadow]

YES

FUCKING

[grizzled meadow]

🤝

[clear prism]

Nah bro, what the fuck

[slate crown]

jk

[grizzled meadow]

Not this one

[slate crown]

unless

[clear prism]

Pangolin, no

[slate crown]

jk jk

unless...

[clear prism]

My daughter is not up for debate either

[real tinsel]

gtanil has a wife?

disappointed

[eager quest]

@grizzled meadow u still didnt answer me

[placid sail]

it wasn't about the sound, but the way you've constructed your sentence

[clear prism]

So hard no

[slate crown]

oh you have a daughter, nvm then

[grizzled meadow]

Ghosty you know I was joking, read the channel title, we shitpost 24/7 in here

[slate crown]

your family is safe from my wrath

[clear prism]

My guy, I would bench lift you into the next lake

[placid sail]

oh shit

[grizzled meadow]

I even said the "dog stepped on keyboard"

[placid sail]

new lore dropeed

write that down @real tinsel

[real tinsel]

nah

you do it

i'm tired

[slate crown]

i wouldn't mind that actually, getting picked up by a man like a toy 🥴

[eager quest]

are we both thinking about the same thing?

how u said my voice is making u act unwise

what was that about

[grizzled meadow]

I can't say that other thing I'm thinking about

[placid sail]

well now I don't want to

[grizzled meadow]

That's true

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/cpkc-gif-20657920

[radiant grove]

average discord user

[real tinsel]

he wants to sex you @eager quest

[eager quest]

elaborate

[grizzled meadow]

Your voice is sexy

[eager quest]

tf

is it?

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

Everybody agree on this

[eager quest]

where

[slate crown]

it's hard to find people who can actually lift me off my feet bro, i like strongmen

[grizzled meadow]

Everywhere

[eager quest]

i didnt see any of that

[placid sail]

gasp spanish man why

[real tinsel]

that's gay

[slate crown]

yea no shit

[grizzled meadow]

They're too shy to say so

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/laughs-in-spanish-gif-14427991

[placid sail]

completely oblivious to his surroundings; having only bury the light on his mind

[real tinsel]

at the moment the rabbit song is playing in my head

[eager quest]

proof?

[real tinsel]

bury the light has to wait

[placid sail]

what rabbit song

you know what, don't answer that

[grizzled meadow]

Guys, tell Ghosty he have a sexy voice like mine

[real tinsel]

rabbids yes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyAP6PpAzK8

[placid sail]

oh no

[slate crown]

too late

[placid sail]

I regret I asked

[slate crown]

it's crackhead hours

[real tinsel]

it's such a good song though man

addicting

[placid sail]

well, yes

but I imagined you listening on repeat for seven hours and now I don't feel so well

[real tinsel]

it has the same energy as that other crackhead song but more

[slate crown]

dont give us ptsd too

[eager quest]

WOOOOOO I FORGOT RABBIDS WAS A THING

[real tinsel]

it kinda plays in my head so i don't get to choose

[placid sail]

your head is like the zone

[slate crown]

perks of being a schizo

you'll never get bored

[placid sail]

side effect: you're wanking off half the day in the voice chat of gamma while listening to dmc ost until your peepee starts bleedning

[slate crown]

he's the C-Consciousness, we're all created by him

[placid sail]

oh no

[real tinsel]

this part is true because your head literally NEVER stops thinking or imagining things or playing music or having random conversations with a group of 2-8 people depending on the context

[placid sail]

we all were khaaytil all along (again)

[slate crown]

is that something he actually did?

[real tinsel]

but it has cons too

[real tinsel]

no

[placid sail]

@real tinsel what say you sir

[slate crown]

we're the voices in his head, manifested in reality

[real tinsel]

rumors

[placid sail]

you asshole

you gaslighted me again

[clear prism]

*gaslit

Lit 👌

[placid sail]

that isn't lit at all, that sucks

[clear prism]

Of course it is lit

Gaslighting is fun

[placid sail]

you bald cunt I believed you how could you

[slate crown]

😂👌🔥

[clear prism]

Let me demonstrate

[slate crown]

burns down orphanage

[clear prism]

@pastel quartz, burn down your local convenience store now, they are aliens

[slate crown]

Truly a master of his arts

[clear prism]

Yes

[placid sail]

that... couldn't have possibly be more random and meaningless

[slate crown]

he chose the sanest person here though

[real tinsel]

in 2012 the earth was hit by the moon and blew up and i was the last person to die. You're all my imagination in my last oxygenless minutes

[grizzled meadow]

What's this, Evangelion?

[clear prism]

khaaytil

[slate crown]

[placid sail]

once again, your imagination sucks

[real tinsel]

baldengelion

[placid sail]

make me more stable next time

[clear prism]

I need you to kill yourself, right now

[grizzled meadow]

vine sound effect

[real tinsel]

i'm too invested in the lore, can't do that anymore

[grizzled meadow]

YOUR ONLY PURPOSE IN LIFE IS SUCK ON MAH DICK DAILY

[clear prism]

If you die, all of us will die too

So no more taxes for us anymore

You should walk the plank, now.

[eager quest]

why not say what he actually says

[clear prism]

Funny pirate meme

[glad carbon]

Yarr, you should hang from the gallows NOW!

[clear prism]

You know what time it is, boys

[slate crown]

too bad junos offline

[clear prism]

@clear prism

[slate crown]

waltuh

i became a sex symbol waltuh

[slim osprey]

Yes

[placid sail]

https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/movies/Lazy+boy_fb936b_9820632.mp4

[lusty sonnet]

Brainfart is basically grinder lite

[abstract path]

Me too

Wait wrong reply

Huh

[slate crown]

bruh

stop smoking meth crystal

[abstract path]

Now what is grinder lite

[real tinsel]

more main menu music for my head https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mHFjJszcpU

[slate crown]

Grinder is a dating app used for gay men to meet up for sex...is what i heard, idk personally myself...

[abstract path]

Omg

[real tinsel]

it's where they grind their cocks to each other

[slim osprey]

You can find femboys/twinks in grinder

[slate crown]

[abstract path]

I will not even

[real tinsel]

i'm only gay with the homies

[slate crown]

🤝

dicks out for the homies

[abstract path]

That's it

You're getting shot

[real tinsel]

homies can suck my dick any time of the day they want

women must pay for that privilege

[slate crown]

[gloomy roost]

Why are people getting shot?

[slate crown]

it's crystal

[gloomy roost]

Ah, jealous that they're not the token gay anymore.

[slate crown]

[real tinsel]

my favorite crack time song https://youtu.be/detOIeKuQwU?t=349

[slim osprey]

The real question is, will you also suck your homies dick?

[real tinsel]

no

[slim osprey]

Not a real homie then

[real tinsel]

understandable

suck my cock

[slim osprey]

Only if you suck mine

[slate crown]

I'd be right happy to.

[heady vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357063673266831371/1012094725802692768/a_third_bus_hit_the_buckingham_palace_at_3-30am.mp4

[real tinsel]

i think mines are physically impossible to suck

[slim osprey]

Why's that?

[real tinsel]

they're big

and they're usually a huge hole

you'd have to somehow wrap your mouth around the stone that makes the mine

[slate crown]

take your pills khaa

[real tinsel]

never had them

[slim osprey]

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-blink-bruh-show-man-wtf-going-on-gif-21848921

[slate crown]

gay shit

[plucky void]

Muchly appreciated

[plucky void]

uh oh, politics

[slim osprey]

Too much?

[lusty sonnet]

nah, pango just has pineapple flasbacks

[slim osprey]

I'm not sure if I should delete it

Y'know what

I'll just risk it

[west owl]

it's good compadre

[heady crow]

Test the limits

[lusty sonnet]

Ping aldo try your luck

[eager quest]

delete what

[slim osprey]

Hell no

[real tinsel]

how is it politics

[slim osprey]

I'm dumb, but not that dumb

[real tinsel]

the soviet union doesn't even exist anymore

[heady crow]

Unlike the roman empire which still exists within my heart

[eager quest]

is that where ur homosexuality comes from

not judging tho

[slate crown]

[eager quest]

also for those not getting the reference, im pretty sure romans used to fuck each other in the ass as a form of respect

[lusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/there-is-only-rome-barbarians-nothing-else-exists-rome-is-the-best-rome-is-powerful-gif-21512235

[eager quest]

something along those lines idk im not roman

[real tinsel]

weren't those the greek

[heady crow]

My brother know your history

[eager quest]

idk i forgot

[plucky void]

both

[eager quest]

i just know one of them did it

not which

[real tinsel]

both

[lusty sonnet]

My brother get your references

[heady crow]

In roman society it wasnt that uncommon to have sex with a man but the more prestigious man could never be the bottom

[lusty sonnet]

We can only laugh with Falco fucking them up

[heady crow]

Weirdly explained but thats how i remember it

Also ares i just finished the chapter on brutus yesterday

[lusty sonnet]

Nice

[heady crow]

I shed a tear when cassius died

[lusty sonnet]

It do be like that

[heady crow]

It do. Thanks again for the site kek

[lusty sonnet]

Lmaooo

[slate crown]

4chan

[lusty sonnet]

Every time you read something on it
Bruno: i gotta thank ares

[eager quest]

jump off

[heady crow]

It be like that

[heady crow]

Gotta show my respects to the man

[real tinsel]

who is this guy

[real tinsel]

he looks like the kinda dude to tell someone to go kill themselves

[eager quest]

why yes my discord username is crystal

how could u tell?

[upbeat bobcat]

Your dad and I

[eager quest]

im in train rn if i suddenly poof mid convo its cuz signal died

[eager quest]

https://tenor.com/view/fictional-women-deive-dorps-gif-21380595

[real tinsel]

i still have my ex's credit card details

[lusty sonnet]

You with every character in Chainsaw Man

[eager quest]

me with zoe from league of legends

sorry typo

[lusty sonnet]

League 🤢

[eager quest]

the joke is that zoe is a minor

funny joke right?

[slate crown]

[lusty sonnet]

But league 🤢

[eager quest]

in lore shes like thousands or millions of years old

but i dont believe that shit

she a kid

[heady crow]

Slander

Its only makima and aki

[lusty sonnet]

Ah Scylla from smite

[eager quest]

@heady crow u read chainsaw man?

[heady crow]

Ye

[eager quest]

daaamn

im trying to get myself to read opm manga or one piece manga but i cannot read for more than 5 minutes

i hate reading

actually i could on pc

but not physical

[lusty sonnet]

Bruno has classical literature in one hand and manga in the other whilst doing squats for the booty training

[plucky void]

just like every other loli

[heady crow]

Bro i go from reading ancient roman historians to otaku elf in a heartbeat every evening

[slate crown]

I'm getting my gf to draw this

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-happy-anime-vr-gif-26404766

[heady crow]

Its surreal to me

[eager quest]

shes good tho

i mean

good chanpion

[lusty sonnet]

Please fucking do

[abstract path]

Why the cute

[eager quest]

champion

[upbeat bobcat]

loli thread

[slate crown]

bet, it's been sent

[heady crow]

[lusty sonnet]

You know i'm right

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWeF4kP3DzM

[eager quest]

@slate crown i wanna talk to ur gf

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/pain-sad-anime-loli-gif-20376542

[slate crown]

no

[eager quest]

why not

[slate crown]

no comment

[eager quest]

??

[slate crown]

why do you want to talk to her?

[eager quest]

idk

[slate crown]

even if i ask, I'll highly doubt she'll talk to you though

[lusty sonnet]

Would she talk to me?

[slate crown]

she's not keen on strangers, let alone strangers on the internet

[gloomy roost]

[lusty sonnet]

I'm basically a god so that doesn't matter

[slate crown]

[eager quest]

larp

[slate crown]

[lusty sonnet]

Just irl stuff

[gloomy roost]

Why tf mine got a space inbetween

@slate crown share your secrets

Oh

Nvm

[pastel quartz]

A god, huh?

[gloomy roost]

[slate crown]

I'll tell you in dms but don't tell bz

[eager quest]

nice one skully

[gloomy roost]

Shhhhhh

[eager quest]

moron

[heady crow]

If i may ask for one change to it its during the rest time for barbell bench instead of squats

[gloomy roost]

Atleast I aint the one with girl problems

[lusty sonnet]

Interested?

[eager quest]

at least im not a moron

who am i kidding

[slate crown]

[gloomy roost]

[pastel quartz]

Nu uh! I'm just wonderin what it's like up there at Mount Olympus

[eager quest]

larp

[real tinsel]

90% of #🎪bruh-fart would do literally anything for a second-long whiff of a vagina

[gloomy roost]

@slate crown does your gf use sus texture packs on terraria

[pastel quartz]

Oh jeez..

[gloomy roost]

Eww

[lusty sonnet]

Just vibing with Aphro and ignoring my brother

[slate crown]

wat, no

[pastel quartz]

So the usual stuff hehehe

[eager quest]

oh dont worry i can do that with force and it doesnt need to be a second long

this is why i take walks at night

my discord glitched

mb

[lusty sonnet]

Oh ye the usual

[gloomy roost]

[slate crown]

tf sckully

[pastel quartz]

I'd say "How about startin a new war?" but welllllll

[gloomy roost]

So no thicc gobbo tinkerer huh

[pastel quartz]

That's a lil Meta right now

[eager quest]

THESE GUYS ARE ACTUALLY RPING RN

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-another-one-one-more-time-gif-4816107

[lusty sonnet]

That's the thing; i do not start wars, i keep em going

[pastel quartz]

...

Oh

Oh no

[gloomy roost]

Hah

He's America

[pastel quartz]

Oh gosh hahaha

[lusty sonnet]

Bawngiorno

[pastel quartz]

Marghareeeteee

[eager quest]

anyways imma be having fun for few days, outside and hundreds of km away from home

[lusty sonnet]

Gorlami

[pastel quartz]

De koko

[lusty sonnet]

But have you called her already?

[gloomy roost]

But have you texted her already?

[pastel quartz]

Uh oh, what's this about?

[lusty sonnet]

Mistakes

[gloomy roost]

Ghosty and his uh ex dancing partner?

[pastel quartz]

Ohhhh

[real tinsel]

he STILL hasn't?

[lusty sonnet]

no clue, that's why i asked

[eager quest]

going to the beach, having fun (hopefully) and drinking

oh shoot my signal is 1 rip bozo guys cya later

1 SIGNAL

[lusty sonnet]

He ignoring

[pastel quartz]

Suuuuure

[real tinsel]

what a cock

eat shit skully

[pastel quartz]

He hasn't called her at all

[lusty sonnet]

He hasn't called

[placid sail]

[gloomy roost]

He's entirely avoiding it

[pastel quartz]

How long's this been goin on?

[grizzled meadow]

Margareetee

[gloomy roost]

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/ninja-smoke-bomb-gif-9219041

[pastel quartz]

Ehehehe

[real tinsel]

even i, despite my terrible social anxiety, texted both of my exes recently

[grizzled meadow]

Nooo

[west owl]

whyyy

[gloomy roost]

[real tinsel]

you are worse than me ghosty

you can't go lower than that

[grizzled meadow]

Someone send that dolphin laugh that goes "heheheh hey hey hey HEY HEY HEY"

[lusty sonnet]

Same Khaa, it was a good laugh

[placid sail]

pointless to compare

[real tinsel]

i am still sorta friends with them

[gloomy roost]

And here I thought we were all you had

[real tinsel]

i talk to them once every 2-3 months to know how they're doing

[eager quest]

IM IN

[real tinsel]

i talk to you every day

[eager quest]

oh ok its back to normal

i warned u guys if i poof mid convo its my signal

[pastel quartz]

Came a lil late heh

[real tinsel]

sure skully

[gloomy roost]

For better or worse, you do in fact, talk to us everyday.

[lusty sonnet]

Still no answer

[eager quest]

no fucking shit ive been typing messages and them sending after 10 minutes

[grizzled meadow]

HAVE YOU CALLED HER?

[placid sail]

so.

[west owl]

this ghosty is gayer than crystal

[real tinsel]

yes of course

[upbeat bobcat]

Gay ghost

[pastel quartz]

Oh jeez

[upbeat bobcat]

[lusty sonnet]

Falco doing god's work

[real tinsel]

lurker knows his brainfarters

[eager quest]

how am i gay

[grizzled meadow]

Greek man, I've finished BCS

[pastel quartz]

So he's doin your work?

[real tinsel]

🤝

[lusty sonnet]

My boi Lorenzo, i don't watch that stuff

[eager quest]

no cuz im constantly busy and had to get ready for going out of city

[placid sail]

you guys are as sympathetic as a pack of hungry hyenas

[lusty sonnet]

I'm a lazy man

[pastel quartz]

That's not the Mars I know!

[real tinsel]

you're busy but you still somehow make time to spend 20-30 minutes on brainfart just arguing pointlessly

[west owl]

and has the same baiting tactics

[real tinsel]

you're a pussy, ghosty

[upbeat bobcat]

What's wrong with being a gay

[real tinsel]

unpussy yourself

[eager quest]

like rn or what

cuz rn im in a fucking train

[lusty sonnet]

Too bad Mars and Ares are mostly different

[pastel quartz]

Yeaahh

Romans, right?

[gloomy roost]

They just want to know if there was any progress Ghosty, yes or no question yaknow.

[lusty sonnet]

Man ghosty is still avoiding

[pastel quartz]

I mean

At this point, it's prolly never gonna get done sooo

shrugs

[lusty sonnet]

Uh yeah and Mars not being a complete copy paste Greek deity

[grizzled meadow]

@eager quest we want to know if there was any progress

[lusty sonnet]

Lorenzo wants progress

[eager quest]

hasnt happened yet but i wanted to but again i was busy

[pastel quartz]

Shhhh heh

[lusty sonnet]

The shhhh will only work on bz11k

[grizzled meadow]

I'm literally asking for you bastards

[upbeat bobcat]

@real tinsel go open some music for PinkGamer in lobby, they are alone.

[lusty sonnet]

Not commenting on the name, must be the wrong one

[west owl]

Falco is Lorenzo?

[real tinsel]

they mute me and then complain to @grizzled meadow on #959832945391202375

[upbeat bobcat]

Really?

[pastel quartz]

Wait wait wait

There's a guy called te?

[real tinsel]

yea

[lusty sonnet]

That's my quest, to discover it

[real tinsel]

@pastel quartz

[pastel quartz]

Oh gosh haahaha

[upbeat bobcat]

te

[gloomy roost]

@west owl new udyr gud?

[eager quest]

is it on live servers yet?

[gloomy roost]

Yeah

It is

[eager quest]

oh wow

didnt know

[west owl]

no idea , dont ask me for anything lol anyway, im a bitch ass gold stuck this season

[heady crow]

Oh my god thats amazing

[real tinsel]

honestly if they made a singleplayer campaign for bf 2042, it would've worked great with the context of the game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcvP8tPkXM0

[pastel quartz]

Awwww! That's so cute

[real tinsel]

i'll let you have this one, mayo. I have 5 of them already

[upbeat bobcat]

EA thinks single player is dead so

[real tinsel]

fuck ea

[placid sail]

oi cunt

[upbeat bobcat]

But still makes SP titles

[lusty sonnet]

I just want another MGS game :(

[lusty sonnet]

Your girlfriend needs you

[upbeat bobcat]

There was a rumor that Kojima is making one with Konami once again but just a rumor.

[real tinsel]

mgs survive

[pastel quartz]

Don't

Don't speak about that game

[real tinsel]

[heady crow]

But you just had metal geas survive?

[pastel quartz]

Just don't

[lusty sonnet]

We don't talk about survive

[pastel quartz]

It never happened

IT NEVER HAPPENED

[real tinsel]

great big kojima guy left the company so no more good mgs games

[upbeat bobcat]

It happened alright

[pastel quartz]

NO

I refuse

[lusty sonnet]

Listen here

[pastel quartz]

I abstain

[grizzled meadow]

Bruno
Don't talk shit
Thanks

[placid sail]

I perceive this game as Konami's weird way to express their appreciation of Kojombo

[lusty sonnet]

Tell that to bz11k too

[real tinsel]

@pastel quartz mgs fan confirmed

[heady crow]

Im listening

[placid sail]

since it was done without him, and it's utter shite

[pastel quartz]

So what if I like Metal Gear???

[real tinsel]

@placid sail go play every single mgs game if you want to win @pastel quartz's heart

[lusty sonnet]

Imma yeet that site away from you

[grizzled meadow]

@pastel quartz is a MGS fan confirmed?

[heady crow]

PLEASE AKUTJING BUT IT

[pastel quartz]

Duhh

[heady crow]

MY MENTAL HEALTH RELIES ON IT AND THE GYM

[pastel quartz]

They're freakin awsum games!

[abstract path]

MGS?

[placid sail]

good taste

[eager quest]

why willingly do that

[grizzled meadow]

@pastel quartz you have been proclaimed queen of the #🎪bruh-fart channel

[lusty sonnet]

[eager quest]

we dont even know junos gender

[pastel quartz]

Wh

[abstract path]

Lmao

[grizzled meadow]

Fuck you're right

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/NOaSh1-d9gc

Just go play Peace Walker

[real tinsel]

why play an mgs game?

[lusty sonnet]

Apache helicopter

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/simp-simpleton-pewdiepie-pewds-simp-pewdiepie-simp-gif-18209528

[plucky void]

I know, right

[west owl]

@grizzled meadow

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow ban @eager quest

[eager quest]

no, why willingly do smthn for juno's heart when we dont even know their gender

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/milk-and-mocha-cry-sad-tears-upset-gif-13809854

[grizzled meadow]

@pastel quartz you have been proclaimed something royal related to gender of the #🎪bruh-fart channel

[pastel quartz]

Ehehe

[pastel quartz]

This is so dumb, I love it

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow don't ban @eager quest, i thought they were shit talking about mgs but apparently they aren't

[placid sail]

we have a meme about it

[heady crow]

Juno is confirmed to be the token enby of #🎪bruh-fart

[plucky void]

great we got a mascot

[lusty sonnet]

I wanna replay MGSV now

[pastel quartz]

First Bzbz calls me the Hip of Gamma

[placid sail]

"good ending: if they're cute then what's the difference?" (what?!)

[pastel quartz]

And now I'm sum kinda royalty heh

[plucky void]

the best mgs

[lusty sonnet]

I dunno man

[real tinsel]

ohhh the Hip of gamma. I thought he meant the hip of gamma

[placid sail]

told you you're above me in hierarchy

[real tinsel]

like a hipster

[pastel quartz]

NO

[grizzled meadow]

Shit take

[west owl]

cmon start arguing if mgsv is a mgs

[placid sail]

you dum

[plucky void]

we've been over this falco

and you haven't finished the game yet

[grizzled meadow]

Shit
Take

[lusty sonnet]

I rate Sons of Liberty also pretty high

[plucky void]

your opinion is irrelevant

[placid sail]

oh no

[grizzled meadow]

I don't care

You're talking lore

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-popcorn-michael-jackson-gif-26271837

[grizzled meadow]

I'm talking game

Shit take

[placid sail]

I remember that argument

[grizzled meadow]

Simple as that

[plucky void]

I'm talking game, too you fucking moron

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/kek-cat-kek-cat-laugh-laughing-gif-25202548

[plucky void]

like I said we've been over this

[placid sail]

somebody stop them

[grizzled meadow]

Game best MGS is shit take

Simple

[lusty sonnet]

But Snake Eater numbah 1

[grizzled meadow]

You know it

[pastel quartz]

It's too late Bezi

The battle's already begun

[lusty sonnet]

Just straight facts

[real tinsel]

metal gear survive is the best mgs game

eat shit kill yourself

[upbeat bobcat]

Best MGS my ass

[grizzled meadow]

I mean seriously we really wanna talk about Mother Base?

[placid sail]

this is so sad, they're gonna kill each other

[grizzled meadow]

And all that shit you have to do just to expand it?

[plucky void]

✅ least involvement from kojima
✅ gameplay above everything else
✅ the least amount of kojima bullshit

[grizzled meadow]

MICROTRANSACTIONS?

[pastel quartz]

Don't worry Bozai!

It'll be fiiiine

[grizzled meadow]

Ah yes, shit take 3
My favorite opinion

[plucky void]

if it had been made by kojima the fanboys would've gone ape about it
especially the intro scene

[placid sail]

HOLY SHIT GRAPHICS HAVE BEEN EMPLOYED ON THE BATTLEFIELD

what will be Falco's counterattack?

[grizzled meadow]

Ah yes, no story in a fucking game where story is everything

Come on man

[plucky void]

if you prefer 30 mins of codec dialog for every 5 min of actual game then you calling my opinion a "shit take" is a compliment

[grizzled meadow]

This is a fucking shit take

[heady crow]

BUT YOURE SOOO SUPREEEMEEEEEE

[lusty sonnet]

V has Quiet so y'know....

[upbeat bobcat]

Dialog is everything in MGS tho

[grizzled meadow]

We all agree that MGS 4 is too much

But MGS V literally doesn't have anything

It's bad

[placid sail]

nature truly is an amazing thing eats asbestos popcorn

[plucky void]

MGSV has plenty

[grizzled meadow]

And this is literally what the whole internet is on about

[plucky void]

it's just that YOU have to call people

[grizzled meadow]

No lore, no story

[plucky void]

instead of them calling you

[grizzled meadow]

Only codec

[plucky void]

just like MGR

[grizzled meadow]

How?

[real tinsel]

so you're the one who's been stealing all my asbestos

[grizzled meadow]

You can't call anyone

[real tinsel]

not cool

[plucky void]

you want them dialogues

YOU use the codec

[plucky void]

you can ping stuff you're looking at to get "advice" and quips from the main mother base staff

[placid sail]

it's for your own good babe

[real tinsel]

@pastel quartz be a dear and slap @placid sail very hard

[plucky void]

it's mostly kaz but you also get a lot from ocelot

and ofc you can do it during main missions and story stuff

[pastel quartz]

Nu uh, I'm not doin that

He can go and slap himself!

[placid sail]

get bent bald man

[grizzled meadow]

Man

[upbeat bobcat]

My man Falco played MGSV for 170hours and says it's bad

[placid sail]

wait what

[real tinsel]

even your wife doesn't want to slap you @placid sail

[grizzled meadow]

You know it's not literally the same thing, right?

[plucky void]

It's the same ting

only difference is YOU have to engage in it

[grizzled meadow]

And I didn't even finish the game

[real tinsel]

stealing MY asbestos

[grizzled meadow]

NO IT'S NOT?

[real tinsel]

FROM MY WALLS

[plucky void]

instead of having your game interrupted every 5 minutes

[lusty sonnet]

You have falco on steam????

[grizzled meadow]

Fucking look at MGS IV (exaggerated) or MGS 3

[real tinsel]

I WILL STEAL ALL YOUR BONG FUEL

[grizzled meadow]

Totally different

[upbeat bobcat]

Uhhhhhhhhhhh

[heady crow]

You dont?

[lusty sonnet]

No????

[heady crow]

???

[placid sail]

he made sure it's bad lol

[pastel quartz]

Oh jeez

[eager quest]

he never added me

[upbeat bobcat]

????????????????????????

[eager quest]

i have u tho

[real tinsel]

kicked myself in the balls accidentally

pain

[grizzled meadow]

MAN, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE STEAM

[lusty sonnet]

This luigi looking ass didn't add me

[grizzled meadow]

Going now

[plucky void]

the only difference is that you're the one who has to press the fucking button

to get the radio

[real tinsel]

fainting

[upbeat bobcat]

Bootleg Greek doesn't even have steam

[grizzled meadow]

Man you're talking about two different things

[lusty sonnet]

MY DUDE I DON'T LINK SHIT TO DISCORD

[heady crow]

You can find him in my friends

[grizzled meadow]

DON'T COMPLAIN THEN

[upbeat bobcat]

[lusty sonnet]

I will

[heady crow]

Easiest way to add him

[pastel quartz]

He really is Ares hehehehe

[lusty sonnet]

Fair fair

[plucky void]

fucking kojima fanboys man

[upbeat bobcat]

How would you expect people to add you if you don't even link your profile here.

[eager quest]

he doesnt expect

he cant think

[upbeat bobcat]

🗿

[grizzled meadow]

Man, you're literally saying that asking for advice and listening to shit is the same thing
Kojombo can suck my dick honestly but you're saying two totally different things

[lusty sonnet]

Privacy reasons :)))

[upbeat bobcat]

I have your IP adress

[swift scarab]

I just got deferred from plasma donations for the day due to high pulse, more then a little disappointed

[real tinsel]

i always ask @placid sail for advice but i never listen to them

[grizzled meadow]

You know my name now, add me

[heady crow]

I know your name

[lusty sonnet]

Bet, it's 127.0.0.1 right?

[slate crown]

@heady crow my gf needs a few extra things to complete the artwork

[lusty sonnet]

Uno reverse card

[heady crow]

Oh shit waddup

[plucky void]

you get the same amount of lore

[lusty sonnet]

Yea in 2 hours

[heady crow]

Whats up

[plucky void]

it's just not forcefed

[eager quest]

i also know urs but i keep forgetting it (or at least i think its urs)

[grizzled meadow]

How come you're saying this but the rest of the world (including me) isn't?
Either you're right or the rest of the world is wrong

[eager quest]

pretty sure

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/nchO8MVHqIo

[plucky void]

you didn't beat the game

and most of the world is monkey see, monkey do

[eager quest]

tommy calls u by ur real name, bruno?

[plucky void]

just like you're being rn

lmao

[placid sail]

Bruno pornographic novel arc progresses nicely

[grizzled meadow]

170 hours is more than enough in my book since I'm talking stuff that isn't here, while previously there was, looking at older games

[placid sail]

don't be surprised when they ask you to show them your dick man

[plucky void]

170h and you didn't beat it?

[grizzled meadow]

The stuff you don't like it's literally what made MGS popular

[slate crown]

ayo

[grizzled meadow]

Well I mean, it's a big game
You can do a lot of stuff

[gloomy roost]

What's having a high pulse like

[plucky void]

not 170h big

[grizzled meadow]

Bet

[real tinsel]

i've played fallout 4 for 300-400 hours and still haven't beat it

[grizzled meadow]

Look at some I don't remember the term on Steam then

[heady crow]

Do i need to be naked? 😳

[grizzled meadow]

Look the hours on them

[placid sail]

this will end with nothing but bloodshed and grudges 🙂

[plucky void]

doing radiant quests fro 400h isn't 'content'

[slate crown]

maybe later, but not right now

[swift scarab]

My pulse can’t be over 100 to donate, I was at 103

[pastel quartz]

That's why I never talk about this kinda stuff

[eager quest]

ive played life for god knows how many hours and the only thing ive achieved is depression

[grizzled meadow]

Nah me and @plucky void are friends

[heady crow]

Alright bet. Any pref where i hold the phone when i take the pic

[grizzled meadow]

We're discussing in a friendly manner

I'm cool, I'm sure he's cool as well

[lusty sonnet]

So far

[placid sail]

so far lemao

[grizzled meadow]

So far

[slate crown]

she just need a full frontal image that has your face and shoulders fully visible

[eager quest]

and cock

[west owl]

falco is gonna end up crucifixing someone, and i cannot wait to see it

[plucky void]

I'm jugglign this and ffxiv dungeons

cause I'm built different

[heady crow]

Alright alright

[placid sail]

it's because you abandoned your main quest

[upbeat bobcat]

Homeboys discussing personal cons and pros from games and stating them as a universal fact.

[eager quest]

one of them is becoming financially stable

[upbeat bobcat]

Nothing new

[eager quest]

jk i live in romania

[placid sail]

like I said, you're very smart

[real tinsel]

if you can't have a heated stabby argument with your friends without holding grudges later, you're not very good friends

[eager quest]

my other friends i argue with are retarded but even with a disagreement we are still homies

[placid sail]

based

[eager quest]

love the homies tho, know them for like 6 years

[pastel quartz]

Huh

[grizzled meadow]

@plucky void to wrap this up BECAUSE YOU'RE RIGHT, I have to finish the game

In my opinion, the game actually miss Kojima, I know forced stuff is bad but fuck it's a given when you play a MGS, it's full of shit to watch and to read, it's always been like that
MGS V have that codec shit where you need to stand still and listen, inb4 literally the same thing but without cutscene or shit to watch
Okay, I can agree with that, it's still shit and I'm not the only one who agree with this thought

[pastel quartz]

I guess I don't have friends like that then..

Weird

[eager quest]

you got it all wrong

[grizzled meadow]

@pastel quartz will back me up on this

[eager quest]

you dont have any

[upbeat bobcat]

[pastel quartz]

I mean yeah, it's been like that since the first Metal Gear game heh

[placid sail]

oi cunt I've heard you were busy, get to it

[pastel quartz]

It's like... a tradition? Ya could almost say, yeah

[gloomy roost]

And they can't wait for it to calm down?

[real tinsel]

you don't have friends who do healthy arguments without holding grudges for having a disagreement?

[pastel quartz]

Well uhm

[eager quest]

this is the third time i say it i am in a fucking train theres nothing better to do PIDAR

[plucky void]

damn I'm almost dead

dungeon boss got hands

[placid sail]

oh, there is ONE THING you can do right now then, my mans

[eager quest]

no im gonna die mid convo cuz like 0 signal

[swift scarab]

It’s a medical business, they’re only allowed to test me twice for health reasons, and both times my pulse was too high, which means I’m deferred till tomorrow

[eager quest]

i aint even thinking about it

[placid sail]

that would be very dramatic and cool tho

[pastel quartz]

I got two friends I can do that with! But the others don't really uhm... they don't take that too well heh

[placid sail]

she'd think you died or something and then you're like ayo I'm ehere

[echo slate]

Is it at least a cool train

[eager quest]

besides its so fucking loud in the train i cant hear my thoughts

[echo slate]

Or is it a cringe train

[lusty sonnet]

Take bz11k with you

[eager quest]

missed the 1st class one cuz im a lazy cunt but got 2nd class

[placid sail]

fine, fine, buy you can still write yourself a note about what should you say, it's actually quite helpful

[eager quest]

its...alright i guess

[pastel quartz]

Nu uh!

[lusty sonnet]

Poor man

[slate crown]

damn

[placid sail]

for the protocol, we do get grudges with my friend

[echo slate]

Take train pics

[placid sail]

and get toxic with each other for some time

[echo slate]

I've never been on a train

[placid sail]

but it's in a kind of playful manner, you know?

[eager quest]

i dont believe it

[echo slate]

But they look neat if they're not like subways

[eager quest]

look up interior train pics i dont need to give u one

internet is a thing

[echo slate]

I'm American and I live in a rural area

[eager quest]

oh

[lusty sonnet]

I used to take trains every single day for uni

[placid sail]

ayo you leaving me behind?

[real tinsel]

i'll take you

[pastel quartz]

Nooo, I'm angry with you right now!

[placid sail]

WHAT?

[real tinsel]

come here you homeless mordorian cock sucker

[eager quest]

does anyone know the person in Wilderness' pfp btw? research purposes (theyre in vc rn)

[west owl]

💔

[gloomy roost]

Could be a OC tiefling

[lusty sonnet]

Call your ex and i'll answer

[grizzled meadow]

Search for "Manda Mercedes"

[pastel quartz]

Hehehehe

[grizzled meadow]

That's seriously all I know

[eager quest]

it is an ex-something but not ex gf