🎪bruh-fart

[slate crown]

imagine having high standards for memes

[lavish dragon]

I can't tell whether you didn't get the sarcasm or are operating on a higher plane of irony

[heady crow]

Yeah 3 year old memes are really high standard youre right

[slate crown]

Bro, that shit was so retarded im bouta respond in another language

[real tinsel]

stop arguing

i'm going to cum

[slate crown]

you're right khaa

sorry darkslief

[lavish dragon]

I'm sorry for disrespecting the cat grind

[slate crown]

im a bit irritable these days, since im sober as a stone

[real tinsel]

thank you

[slate crown]

no more fighting 🤝

[real tinsel]

that was starting to become a painful boner

[real tinsel]

cat version of this song sounds way better

i was mildly disappointed when i found the original song and realized it doesn't sound like the cat version at all

[pastel quartz]

even patrick bateman has standards

low standards but standards none the less

[zenith grove]

do not.

oh wait. i just read that again

[pastel quartz]

i just did whatchu gon do bout it bich?

[zenith grove]

carry on

[pastel quartz]

if you want i can do it for real this time

5 bucks for each line

[placid sail]

god fucking damn it

ow

why do I click before fucking reading

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-diuxc7BWc

[placid sail]

bad take
also legend spam and bateman spam were far worse

[zenith grove]

i will take cat spam over most things that have been spammed on this channel before

[lavish dragon]

Okay 👍

[placid sail]

good ending, crisis averted

[abstract path]

I just woke up of a dream of germanies cities being bombed.

What the fuck

[abstract path]

[placid sail]

https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/movies/Defeated+salamander_3c9a58_9818185.mp4

[pastel quartz]

"Up yours, woke moralists! We'll see who cancels who"

[placid sail]

law enforcement goose

[abstract path]

I think they broke out of the goose game..

[pastel quartz]

has somebody ever posted porn here before?

or some sort of thug shaker video?

I can tell this is a bad idea already..

im in another server and almost all the fucking time people join the server post a video of a black dude shaking his ass and gets banned rinse and repeat

[zenith grove]

a lot of things have been posted. including NSFW and gore stuff

porn? i dont think so but maybe i missed it

[pastel quartz]

im sure the italian man would know

[zenith grove]

yes

he probably knows

[pastel quartz]

hes in the mafia if anybody knows about anything it would be him

[eager quest]

its trendy now, seems like everyone is into it

[zenith grove]

oh no. please no

[pastel quartz]

i think it would be super duper funny if i posted a thug shaker video

[placid sail]

just when okay cat thought it's gonna be a fine new day

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/559839004913172491/1012269992152141884/signal-2022-06-21-23-44-28-162-1.mp4

[pastel quartz]

gustavo shaker video

[zenith grove]

new objective : survive until aldo is online

[pastel quartz]

Poor le cat..

[placid sail]

there there

it's gonna be fiiiine

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/thug-hunter-thugs-thug-shaker-thug-hunter-reaction-gif-25440934

[abstract path]

Most probably not

Just NSFW

[pastel quartz]

the occasional tittie

[abstract path]

As i know trolls they don't go into that section

[placid sail]

great name for a bar

[pastel quartz]

Juuuuust a lil bit of naughty imagery

"hi welcome to the occasional tittie would you like to see the occasional tittie?"

[placid sail]

I mean don't you have those?

I've been to one which had a poster on the wall saying "show boobies to bartender, get a free shot of vodka!"

[pastel quartz]

dunno im not legal yet

What

i look legal but im not

[placid sail]

it had clarification below that it has to be women, so I got upset

I was ready to flash

free shot is a free shot

[pastel quartz]

Sus

[placid sail]

whenever I'm hanging around in Gamma I feel like I'm playing League

because safe for MBO and some other folks, the rest is just around twelve or something

[placid sail]

no not bateman pls

[pastel quartz]

Bring more Bateman memes, right now!!

[faint belfry]

Ok, sorry

[placid sail]

nah you can post it now

[faint belfry]

But that's all I have

[placid sail]

Juno is around five levels of brainfart hierarchy higher than me, my authority is overridden

[placid sail]

well then go find something!

chop chop!

[pastel quartz]

Since when did that happen..

[faint belfry]

I'm tired

[placid sail]

btw cool profile description

[placid sail]

same my dude I'm dying 🤝

[faint belfry]

Are you talking about the berserker?

[placid sail]

you're an official Hip of brainfart, remember?

[pastel quartz]

...

[placid sail]

you're almost like a mod here

[faint belfry]

understand 🤝

[placid sail]

ohhh that's where it's from I see

[pastel quartz]

Ya want me to speed that up??

[placid sail]

yes please my dear

[faint belfry]

[pastel quartz]

There's really no way to freakin threaten this guy, darn

[faint belfry]

wat

[placid sail]

I'm supposed to start working already but I'm just sitting here looking at memes and slowly sipping tea with my nose

[stone blade]

replace it with tarkov death screen

[placid sail]

👉 #💣tarkov-released back in your hellish pit, fiend

[faint belfry]

Have a nice

[placid sail]

also hello ivanko

[pastel quartz]

I haven't admitted defeat just yet, ya idiot!

[abstract path]

He is indeed an idiot

Our idiot 🤝

[placid sail]

good 😏

[gloomy roost]

Me in MTG

[pastel quartz]

Nu uh, my idiot

Get your own!!!

[abstract path]

I...kinda do -3-

Hehe

[placid sail]

land card goes speeeeen

[pastel quartz]

Good!

[abstract path]

uwu

[faint belfry]

Lol?

[placid sail]

indeed, any slav plays either league or dota

it's as much of a dead give away as this)))

[pastel quartz]

No way, Bzzzz is a slav?

[placid sail]

nah man wdym

I'm from Netherlands

[gloomy roost]

You got a addidas suit?

[pastel quartz]

Ehehe

Dutch

Hehehehe

[abstract path]

Dutch

Lol

[placid sail]

HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH ORTHUR

[abstract path]

arthur

We need the money, arthur

[placid sail]

TAHITI

[abstract path]

MANGOS

I uh

I got some jellybeans

You like jellybeans?

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/jelly-beans-gif-18267191

[abstract path]

Yes

Bzeek

Hru?

[placid sail]

I thibk I'm dying

[pastel quartz]

ok i just watched american psycho for the first time seems like a schizophrenic meltdown of a movie that meme culture picked up

[placid sail]

but it's only two days left so it's fine

what about you

[pastel quartz]

Nooooo!!

Don't freakin die!!

[placid sail]

isss fine

[abstract path]

Why are you dying bz tell me rn

[placid sail]

very tired from work

even got some spicy 8 hours sleep today but stil ttired

[grizzled meadow]

Don't send people there, it's not a support channel
Use #🔨base-gamma-support or #old-bugs

[pastel quartz]

He asked about mags redux tho

And that isn't Vanilla stuff!

[grizzled meadow]

It's only ping but you probably know that

[grizzled meadow]

We consider Mags Redux vanilla at this point, it's very common to use that, even if it isn't used

[pastel quartz]

Ohhh

My bad then, sorryy!!

[grizzled meadow]

Don't worry you couldn't know

[placid sail]

if you like pina coladas

and getting caught in the rain

https://tenor.com/view/sunday-happy-gif-19295153

[abstract path]

Hell!

[pastel quartz]

I actually got a mod that plays the Better Call Saul theme whenever I level up in PZ ehehe

[placid sail]

I've been fucking indoctrinated by an endless stream of clips here

[slate crown]

[pastel quartz]

Ya really gotta watch Breaking Bad, Bzz

Like c'mon, Beze, it's freakin awsum stuff!

[slate crown]

my job here is done

[placid sail]

indeed it is you pineapple asshole

say I indeed will bite

[slate crown]

😳

[placid sail]

where should I start? breaking bad or better call saul?

[pastel quartz]

Obviously Breaking Bad first!

[slate crown]

breaking bad first for context

[pastel quartz]

Then Better Call Saul after and if ya wanna throw in a lil extra, there's also El Camino

[slate crown]

el camino should be last

[placid sail]

oh god there's also a third thing too

[pastel quartz]

That's a movie, not a TV series!

[placid sail]

okay noted thanks

ahhh

I see

[pastel quartz]

So yeah, that's the best way to watch!!

[slate crown]

You're goddamn right

[grizzled meadow]

El Camino is the ending of a certain character, IIRC it can be watched after Breaking Bad

Better Call Saul is the story of Saul Goodman

[placid sail]

in continuation of bb/bcs posting

[pastel quartz]

Bezey doin everythin he can just to avoid work ehehe

[placid sail]

eh I'm waiting for texts approval anyways

[pastel quartz]

If ya say so, Biziii

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=467zP89AfnA&list=RDGMEM_v2KDBP3d4f8uT-ilrs8fQ&index=2

[placid sail]

I have other stuff to do tho, but fuck it, it can wait, eat my shorts

also that nickname doesn't fucking work here as I intended at all, time for some los polos theymanos rebranding

[pastel quartz]

ah @grizzled meadow your here good perhaps you would be able to answer this question

What'cha mean, Bozey?

[placid sail]

oh I see what you're doing there you naughty tiny fed

[pastel quartz]

Haaah??

glowie

(yes i use 4chan)

[grizzled meadow]

Not that I remember

inb4 post porn

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946292698510426172/1012096294250106900/IMG_20220824_232905.jpg

[pastel quartz]

damn not even the mafia man knows if it happened or not

[grizzled meadow]

I'm almost sure it didn't happen

[pastel quartz]

lets ask the other italian man

[placid sail]

you're encouraged to become a first bannable juridical precedent for gamma

[grizzled meadow]

We had other stuff but not actual porn

[pastel quartz]

if my sacrifice is needed for the greater "good" then so be it

Bozo, don't get people banned!

[placid sail]

absoluter Schurke

[pastel quartz]

Ehehe~

[placid sail]

a hero we need, but do not deserve

[pastel quartz]

ill probably just make a alt account and do it

I mean

but you'll never know when

https://tenor.com/view/test-gif-26169958

[placid sail]

yeah uh well now if someone does post some bannable shit you're getting banned regardless lol

[placid sail]

yoo vinesauce

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XisJD8V1Rqw&t=1s

[pastel quartz]

it is done ive spoilered it since im chaotic neutral and do whatever the fuck i please

[heady vapor]

moral alignment charts are just zodiac signs for permavirgins

[pastel quartz]

so zodiac signs?

[placid sail]

man you're such a Scorpio

[real tinsel]

i had a hard time comprehending this sentence

[pastel quartz]

italian gibberish

[real tinsel]

hello @placid sail, i am bald

[placid sail]

I think he mean that he still got one ping regardless of how many times you wrote it

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5xeylfWqOM

[real tinsel]

nooo

[placid sail]

hello bald, I am busy

[real tinsel]

he brought this upon himself

@grizzled meadow

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow

@grizzled meadow

@grizzled meadow

@grizzled meadow

@grizzled meadow

@grizzled meadow

[placid sail]

that sounds like victim blaming

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow

@grizzled meadow

@grizzled meadow

@grizzled meadow

[placid sail]

oh god you monkey

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow

@grizzled meadow

@grizzled meadow

[slate crown]

the voices

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow

@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow

@grizzled meadow

@grizzled meadow

@grizzled meadow

@grizzled meadow

@grizzled meadow

[slate crown]

they never stop

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow

@grizzled meadow

@grizzled meadow

@grizzled meadow

@grizzled meadow

@grizzled meadow

@grizzled meadow

@grizzled meadow

@grizzled meadow

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-voices-in-my-head-voices-cat-gif-23453583

[placid sail]

he forgot to take the meds he doesn't have again

[real tinsel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1012304220520710224/image0.gif

@grizzled meadow

@grizzled meadow

@grizzled meadow

@grizzled meadow

@grizzled meadow

@grizzled meadow

[real tinsel]

i never did take meds

i am self medicating with coffee

[pastel quartz]

if your gonna use a cat gif ping okay_cat instead

[slate crown]

@grizzled meadow when he's going to see this

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow

@grizzled meadow

@grizzled meadow

@grizzled meadow

@grizzled meadow

@grizzled meadow

@grizzled meadow

@grizzled meadow

[placid sail]

he's a smart psycho

he knows this shit won't fly with okay cat

he's only abusing his beloved one, that asshole

[slate crown]

Falco's going to develop second hand schizophrenia from this bullshit

[real tinsel]

we'll be even more compatible

schizo couple

[pastel quartz]

from the first hand schizophrenia he already has?

[abstract path]

And i am gonna develop hydrophobia

[real tinsel]

that's me australian cunt

falco is normal

[abstract path]

NOOO

AAAAAH!!

My onliest weakness

[pastel quartz]

Oh my god..

[real tinsel]

Crystal more like Graphite (because he's hydrophobic)

[slate crown]

welcome back juno :))))

[real tinsel]

dumbo i know your gf's discord

i will screenshot this and send it to her

[slate crown]

you're just in time for schizo posting hours

[real tinsel]

know your place fat cock

[pastel quartz]

Yuuup..

[abstract path]

Jeez

[placid sail]

oh no Crystal got rabies again

[slate crown]

she barely uses discord, you schizo freak

[real tinsel]

you literally gave me her reddit and as far as i know there's a chat system on reddit as well

[slate crown]

screenshot what?

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/floppa-freakout-omg-music-crazy-gif-20706362

[gloomy roost]

https://tenor.com/bOCNG.gif

[pastel quartz]

Uh oh..

[slate crown]

I'll just tell her you're schizophrenic, she'll completely understand

[pastel quartz]

Is khaay gonna steal Pango's girlfriend now?

[real tinsel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1011701809661886624/necoluminadance4.gif

[abstract path]

I do not hope so

[slate crown]

fuck yea, stealing pangos wife arc

[abstract path]

Lol

[real tinsel]

is she into schizos wtf

[pastel quartz]

seems like a double edged sword

on one hand you could protect him from the skin crawlers on the other he could think your a skin crawler and kill you

[real tinsel]

i would think you're a skin crawler and kill you

[pastel quartz]

im australian makes sense

all the fucking spiders and shit

[grizzled meadow]

It's only one ping, I don't know the "one" didn't make it

[real tinsel]

there was a time i thought someone is impostering my brother and just taking his place

i legit saw his copy walking in the house but it happened at night time every time

[grizzled meadow]

Oh right my Discord was still on this channel

So no pings

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow

[grizzled meadow]

I'm still here you dumbo

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow

[gloomy roost]

@grizzled meadow
❤️

[pastel quartz]

https://www.moddb.com/mods/call-of-chernobyl/addons/call-of-chernobyl-relay-chat

as per falcos words

[real tinsel]

no i'm not into e-dating

and i have no wish of moving to vietnam just to steal pango's gf

sorry pango's gf, no offense

[pastel quartz]

I guess Pango gets to keep his girlfriend then hehehe

[abstract path]

Very well

[real tinsel]

i'm also not into being pegged so

[abstract path]

No chaos then

[grizzled meadow]

?

[real tinsel]

pango's gf is definitely winning here by keeping pango

[grizzled meadow]

Ah the meme

[pastel quartz]

...

[real tinsel]

this sounds like something i'd tell to my gf on a daily basis

mine mostly consisted around her uterus

[craggy quarry]

You sound like a very interesting indivdual

[real tinsel]

yes and also i'm a very loving person

would you like to be my gf

[craggy quarry]

No

[real tinsel]

understandable

[grizzled meadow]

Say the word and I'll ban him

(jk)

[real tinsel]

what word

[pastel quartz]

the safe word

[real tinsel]

safe

[pastel quartz]

mangoes

[real tinsel]

ban him now @grizzled meadow

[slate crown]

lmao

im the best boywife on #🎪bruh-fart

[slate crown]

i dont watch jojo

[eager quest]

me neither

its bleach

jojo is for closeted homosexuals

[slate crown]

[pastel quartz]

That's a lotta gamer words hahaha

[slate crown]

he's a gamer, what did you expect

[grizzled meadow]

@real tinsel @slate crown send the two cats video

[grizzled meadow]

Now I need to remember who wanted this

[slate crown]

oh i already sent it to him

[grizzled meadow]

🤝

Who was it

[slate crown]

@plucky void

[grizzled meadow]

I think MBOmnis

Yes

[slate crown]

he have me a trade offer too good to be refused

[grizzled meadow]

Great edit that one

[eager quest]

madcon is so good

[eager quest]

go kill

your

sorrows

[slate crown]

don't got any left to kill

mad lad

that was the quickest one I've seen

[eager quest]

nah that was probably one of my slowest

[slate crown]

wow

[eager quest]

ive done way quicker

[slate crown]

that's honestly impressive

[eager quest]

but ive also sometimes choked so hard that i miss the delete button

like

5 times

[slate crown]

man khaaytil REALLY wants that as an emote

he's getting desperate

[slate crown]

holy shit

he wasn't lying

[slate crown]

truly a certified cinder block moment

[placid sail]

may I request the a-train clip boys

[clear prism]

High quality or low quality?

[slate crown]

@pastel quartz moment

[slate crown]

waltuh

[placid sail]

high quality if possible please

[placid sail]

allow me to shake your hand, friend 🤝

wait wasn't there the one with the song going longer?

[clear prism]

That is the low quality one

[grizzled meadow]

?

[placid sail]

may I have that one too?

[slate crown]

#old-emotes-suggestion

[placid sail]

I thank you once again for your superior meme collection 🤝

[clear prism]

Ah yes, before I forget

Ayo @grizzled meadow

[grizzled meadow]

FINALLY THE DISCORD VERSION, YES

[pastel quartz]

Yuupp

[placid sail]

I will freshen up your endless show reposts with yet another stale repost

[pastel quartz]

What the heck did I just watch..

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/n52MADpXYT8

[slate crown]

your future husbands waifu

[placid sail]

SÌ! PERFETTO!

[pastel quartz]

Huh?

[clear prism]

You were not aware?

[slate crown]

he loves the rat girl didn't you know?

[clear prism]

bz11k enjoys the rats

[pastel quartz]

...

[placid sail]

I can feel the life coming back to my body thanks to the power of Old Spice

[grizzled meadow]

I (almost) know all the references, I'm serious when I say it

[slate crown]

[clear prism]

🤔

Shall we tell about the mechanical bull as well?

[slate crown]

[clear prism]

[placid sail]

I will neither deny or confirm anything

[slate crown]

[pastel quartz]

Huh

[clear prism]

Oof

That was not the right thing to say

[slate crown]

the silence is deafening

@placid sail

[clear prism]

Slavic bread

:)

[placid sail]

my boss just told me of a challenge he's devised with some of his colleagues

they're planning to spend the whole September booze-free

[clear prism]

😂

[placid sail]

here's the kicker

[clear prism]

Impossible

[placid sail]

the prize that one of them will get for abstaining the most number of days

IS A FUCKING EXPENSIVE BOTTLE OF BOOZE

[clear prism]

Ah yes, very effective bet

[placid sail]

I know right

[clear prism]

Encourage no drinking with more alcohol

👌

[placid sail]

I mean dude, it's fucking bad out there

my bottle of beer for a single week is nothing near those boys, they're literally drinking 5/2

and that whole challenge stemmed from them thinking "yup that ain't good"

[clear prism]

😂

The alcohol staring at them:

[placid sail]

I told my boss "at least make the prize a free voucher to spa or something!"

"haha yeah nah"

[clear prism]

Voucher to spa?

The fuck man, take the alcohol and sell it

[placid sail]

yeah dude they're gonna fucking drink it

[clear prism]

[placid sail]

no way they have enough will to just sell it

also spa is bussin

only been in it once, but it was so fucking nice and relaxing

[clear prism]

👌

bz11k be getting ready for spa

[placid sail]

if I ever get to be disgustingly rich, I'm gonna do it every week

[slate crown]

i give my gf a spa every month or so

[placid sail]

sheeeeesh man

[clear prism]

Pangolin's budget when it is that time of the month:

[placid sail]

treating her like a queen indeed, good job

[slate crown]

everytime she sends me out to get pads, i always make sure to get her favorite snacks too

[clear prism]

What the fuck

😂 😂

I do the same thing, goddamn

🤝

[slate crown]

real recognize real

[placid sail]

them good boys be flexing

[clear prism]

It took me fucking three tries to understand which type of pads are the right type

[slate crown]

rookie mistake

[clear prism]

But fuck bro, there is a shit ton and it was confusing at first

[slate crown]

but I've definitely been there

the selections can be intimidating

[clear prism]

Every boyfriend has been there, my guy

Except gays

Fucking lucky bastards

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtube.com/shorts/XDFAj7YmjH4?feature=share

[placid sail]

just send them a photo and stand awkwardly in the aisle for a couple of mins until the reply

[gloomy roost]

[slate crown]

[clear prism]

You clearly have never done this

[grizzled meadow]

[clear prism]

[slate crown]

[clear prism]

😂

[placid sail]

yeah I think that actually never happened

what's the catch then?

[grizzled meadow]

[slate crown]

fuk u

[grizzled meadow]

It's easy come on

[clear prism]

I will let you experience it for yourself

[grizzled meadow]

[slate crown]

HOW

[clear prism]

[slate crown]

FUCK

[clear prism]

🤣

[placid sail]

oh you asshole denying me the knowledge

[slate crown]

[grizzled meadow]

[slate crown]

AH HAH

[clear prism]

You did it, Pangolin

[placid sail]

also what the fuck are you doing

[grizzled meadow]

Don't tell bzeek

[clear prism]

Welcome to the club of Discord knowers

[slate crown]

[stone blade]

hi

[clear prism]

Salutations

Would you like to bully bz11k?

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/ah-shit-here-we-go-again-ah-shit-cj-gta-gta-san-andreas-gif-13933485

[stone blade]

for?

[placid sail]

for? wdym for?

[slate crown]

[stone blade]

I dont follow the chat

[slate crown]

i thought he meant that there were too many reasons to bully bz

[stone blade]

yes

.

[placid sail]

I was just surprised he even need a reason to at all

[slate crown]

[clear prism]

Not to worry, he has tiny fed girlfriend to defend him

Ain't that right @pastel quartz

Damn, they are offline

[slate crown]

what that nightstick do though 👀

[clear prism]

Nah bruh, tazers 👌

[slate crown]

even better

[clear prism]

Pepperspray 👌

[slate crown]

that however, not so much

[clear prism]

Gun 👌 👌 👌

[slate crown]

that one's just self explanatory

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-asin-man-with-a-gun-gif-21700002

[slate crown]

i thought EU police didn't use guns though

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/889556069502832665/1012113471699161129/Screenshot_2022-08-25-00-37-24-638_com.instagram.android.jpg

[clear prism]

The long awaited sequel to:

[clear prism]

Holy shit, that cropping is shit

[stone blade]

yes

cry about it

[clear prism]

Did I ask?

[placid sail]

no little german boy! don't speak with gtanil!

[slate crown]

oh mein godt, im being radicalized

[fading shuttle]

Cant believe yall posted the bad version

[placid sail]

oh shit 💯

[clear prism]

Ok, I have to bail now

[slate crown]

bye dad

[clear prism]

I have written the N-word somewhere in the middle of this video, Moderators

Safe day 👋

[slate crown]

my gf loves this video WAY too much

[placid sail]

did she watch it all?

[slate crown]

i hope not

but it's in her mental breakdown playlist so who knows

[grizzled meadow]

Great tv series

I already miss him

[eager quest]

terminally ill

[abstract path]

Gtanil

Why are you here

[lusty sonnet]

my man MoM

[grizzled meadow]

I hope you really did because otherwise it would be a lame meme

[abstract path]

Huh

[grizzled meadow]

Now send the original

[gloomy roost]

Mind
Blown

[real tinsel]

gtanil is the kinda guy to pay his 3800$ loan with pennies

[placid sail]

oh snap that's some high quality memeing

[real tinsel]

scelliest

[real tinsel]

how do they never get tired

[placid sail]

different muscle composition

[slate crown]

sweating

[real tinsel]

go ahead and run for 1 hour, busy boy

see if you get tired or not

[slate crown]

i agree

[eager quest]

so relatable

i would do the same

[placid sail]

I'm not accustomed to it, but it's absolutely possible after some training

you stinky pile of asbestos

[heady crow]

Khaa is clueless to marathons

[slate crown]

[real tinsel]

asbestos diet is finally over, i'm purely standing on caffeine from now on

[eager quest]

42 miles straight running was a thing

i think it was 42

i forgor

[placid sail]

he's been outside last time in 1997

[real tinsel]

they do get tired eventually

[placid sail]

and he was just buying more asbestos that day

[real tinsel]

the meme says they never get tired

[slate crown]

have you seen tribal Kenyans hunt?

go look at them

[placid sail]

okay now you're just nitpicking

[real tinsel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1011701809661886624/necoluminadance4.gif

[placid sail]

smelly

[heady crow]

Mfer hasnt been outside since the battle of marathon circa 500bc 💀

[real tinsel]

@gloomy roost

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/floppa-freakout-omg-music-crazy-gif-20706362

[heady crow]

Floppa activities

[eager quest]

@heady crow

why is elosanta

thinner

than xqc

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow@grizzled meadow

[real tinsel]

reminds me of this jerma video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dc4zr2UOsU

[slate crown]

welcome to my humble abode

[real tinsel]

@slate crown

[slate crown]

[real tinsel]

is this you skully

[eager quest]

"why is elosanta thinner than xqc"

can u read

no it is not me

[real tinsel]

yes

[real tinsel]

okay

[abstract path]

The happy meal doesn't look so happy

[real tinsel]

she sounds exactly like my junkie ex

[abstract path]

I can try but i will promise nothing

[abstract path]

Huh

[abstract path]

Funnnnnnnn!

[echo slate]

Wut gaym

[abstract path]

Definitely not goin insane lol

[abstract path]

Doors 👁️

[abstract path]

Yes the eye belongs to the name actually

[echo slate]

Thanks bro

[abstract path]

It's fun

[abstract path]

Np

[abstract path]

Why is there playing "we'll meet again" frol the inkspots in the background?

[slate crown]

🙂

[abstract path]

Aha

[grizzled meadow]

Wrong song

[real tinsel]

it's a MEME

[heady crow]

i agree

[real tinsel]

IT'S A MEME CRYSTAL

[abstract path]

Wdym

[real tinsel]

IT'S A FUCKING MEME

[abstract path]

Ok?

[placid sail]

меме

[real tinsel]

god

[heady crow]

меме

[grizzled meadow]

It's not "We'll Meet Again"

[abstract path]

Then what is it

[grizzled meadow]

Address Unknown

[abstract path]

Send it rn

[slate crown]

i think falco thinks its "I don't want to set the world on fire"

[abstract path]

Same here

[slate crown]

it sounds REALLY similar

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/llm_CCA7fr8

[grizzled meadow]

Man

[slate crown]

nvm

[grizzled meadow]

Don't you even trying to catch me lacking

[abstract path]

Oh i know
I heard both of em -w-

[real tinsel]

every ink spots song sounds similar

[real tinsel]

the beginning part is like their watermark

[slate crown]

yea

[grizzled meadow]

Don't you even THINK of catching me lacking

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[heady crow]

falco knows ALLL the references

expect lotr

[grizzled meadow]

(almost)

[slate crown]

[abstract path]

Almost

Yes

[grizzled meadow]

[abstract path]

But most

:v

[placid sail]

what a cute kittie cat

[real tinsel]

does he know where each of my pubes hairs are located

[abstract path]

Also sorrey for not believing you falco

Lel

[grizzled meadow]

You don't have any

[slate crown]

What if it was all a dream?

[real tinsel]

wrong

i haven't shaved in like a month

i have many

my penis is lost in the jungle

[abstract path]

I read slayed i was like WTF

[grizzled meadow]

You have just one long pube hair

[real tinsel]

it's like vietnam all over again

[grizzled meadow]

Because you're bald

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/fr-frog-smiling-friends-pimp-charlie-gif-24673786

[real tinsel]

for context https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVTLuiH2YKk

[abstract path]

Ok i get the meme now

[real tinsel]

that thing radiates extreme crystal energy

[placid sail]

hence why I chose it

[real tinsel]

#🎪bruh-fart gaslight @abstract path into making this his pfp

@clear prism

[placid sail]

no, that would be out of character

[real tinsel]

pretty sure #🎪bruh-fart is a haven for gaslighters

[heady crow]

id be up for it

[echo slate]

idgi

[lusty sonnet]

i wonder if falco knows obscure MGS references

[abstract path]

How about i gaslight you with actual fire hm?

Lmao

[real tinsel]

sure go ahead

[abstract path]

-3-

[real tinsel]

someone shaves their head in fight club?

how did i miss that

[west owl]

https://youtu.be/hhgwbIC9v_w

and pretty much everyone if i remember well, after they start the pro shenanigans

[real tinsel]

it's not even a clean shave

amateurs

[west owl]

razor is for homos, clipper for soldiers

[slate crown]

stop

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pyBB7y8fDU

[real tinsel]

good

[gloomy roost]

So which countries would sacrifice themselves for said small nuclear war huh

[real tinsel]

america would sacrifice other countries

[gloomy roost]

[slate crown]

this comment brought back some bad memories

[gloomy roost]

[echo slate]

Wes Anderson is a great director i love his movies

[real tinsel]

who uses electric razor to shave their balls man

you USE razor

REGULAR razor

[echo slate]

Literally me

[slate crown]

i use straight razor

[west owl]

sometimes... i rip the skin!

[real tinsel]

i thought you're into men

[slate crown]

i thought you were american

[real tinsel]

i'm lesbian

i like women

[slate crown]

it all makes sense now

[echo slate]

https://tenor.com/view/lebanon-flag-gif-11289794

[real tinsel]

i honestly thought this is some form of canada flag

didn't know a country named lebanon exists

[echo slate]

You just said you're lebanese

[slate crown]

but im lesbian

[echo slate]

Yeah that's what i said

[real tinsel]

i thought you were straight

[echo slate]

Lesbianese

[real tinsel]

lebanese

[slate crown]

straight as a dick

[real tinsel]

my dick would disagree with this statement

meaning you're gay

because my dick isn't straight

[slate crown]

gotta stop tucking it to the side dude

[real tinsel]

i tuck it under

[echo slate]

Got a bit of a kink in it

[slate crown]

jesus christ that's even worse

[real tinsel]

no it's comfortable

my ex would always tuck my dick upwards after being done with it

[slate crown]

at least your balls have extra protection

[real tinsel]

it was uncomfortable as fuck

[heady crow]

Mfer got his foreskin in a knot. No way he doesent pull out in time

[real tinsel]

i had to tuck it under every single time

[real tinsel]

they stole my foreskin when i was a kid

[heady crow]

No

[slate crown]

my condolences

[heady crow]

What

Im sorry khaa

[real tinsel]

thank you

[echo slate]

Ayo same

[slate crown]

they tried to steal mine too, luckily i broke free

[heady crow]

I might have to do that eventually

Mines a bit tight

[echo slate]

Just grease it up

Fill your foreskin with piss, that'll stretch it out

[real tinsel]

a pro of not having a foreskin is no more cleaning dick cheese

[slate crown]

yknow, i actually broke the skin

[real tinsel]

dumbo probably eats his dick cheese

[slate crown]

no

don't got any anymore

[real tinsel]

his gf picks it all up with her finger and then puts them in dumbo's mouth

forcibly

[slate crown]

Jesus christ dude

[heady crow]

Anymore? You ever had dick cheese?

[echo slate]

Do you just not wash your penis?

[real tinsel]

i do wash my penis

but there's no dick cheese anymore

[slate crown]

i used to have them underneath the skin, but after it broke, no more dicc cheese

[real tinsel]

how does it even break

[echo slate]

Literally me

[echo slate]

When you pull on it too hard

[slate crown]

there's a thin tissue connecting the tip to the base, that's where most of the cheese accumulates

[echo slate]

My daddy taught me how not to rip the skin, by using someone else's mouth

[real tinsel]

it's actually a tradition in turks and some of our parts to eat your foreskin inside rice after it gets cut off

[slate crown]

that's why people get circumcised

[real tinsel]

they cook rice then put your foreskin in the rice and make you eat it

[slate crown]

wtf khaa

[heady crow]

Aldo watching the channel rn ->

[slate crown]

[echo slate]

The jews used to do it to mark themselves as Jews, not sure why muslims do it, and it came back in America because the dude who invented corn flakes thought it would make it impossible to masturbate

[real tinsel]

in muslims if you're not cut you basically can't get married

no idea why though

[heady crow]

Needed more raw material for the corn flakes prolly

[slate crown]

actually most asians never get circumcised, it's mostly my islamic family over in Singapore that almost made me give the little Johnson a trim

[real tinsel]

i kinda like my dick trimmed

[slate crown]

it has it's perks

[real tinsel]

foreskin is extra protection, yes, but it feels weird

[slate crown]

it's like summer camp all over again

[real tinsel]

besides, i'd have probably torn it by now seeing how rough i jerk off

[slate crown]

i think that's what happened to me

[real tinsel]

you too use no lube, yes?

no lube gang

[slate crown]

dry rub it most of the time

[real tinsel]

my ex's hands were literally always sweaty which acted as natural lube

[gloomy roost]

Nice chat

[slate crown]

[gloomy roost]

https://tenor.com/bvKso.gif

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-gif-23800645

[slate crown]

it's penis inspection day in #🎪bruh-fart

pants down

NOW.

[west owl]

wouldn't you like that leather boy

[slate crown]

fuk u

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-shocked-no-comment-speechless-wtf-gif-22572053

[real tinsel]

check your dms

[slate crown]

we'll see who's the boss of #🎪bruh-fart

[slate crown]

if i see 1 ping I'll block you

[real tinsel]

you are blessed with the presence of my mighty penis

[slate crown]

#🎪bruh-fart penis inspection day is now closed

no more submissions

||nice cock khaa||

[proud ice]

Penis inspection day legally lasts another half minute

You're done for

[slate crown]

no more submissions.

[west owl]

he is just asking for more

[slate crown]

nice try ass face

[proud ice]

I have submitted within the legally acceptable time limit

[slate crown]

no one can ever rick roll me

it's the 2022 version so I'll give you a pass

[proud ice]

Bulevar Kneza Mihaila 212 Novi Sad, Veliki Šef will see you there, you have six days

Good luck

(Not a dox mods the address is fake)

[slate crown]

man's clearly new to brainfart

[proud ice]

I am

Which is sad

[slate crown]

we doxx each other all the time bro

you're good

[proud ice]

No way

192.795.204.6917

[slate crown]

[real tinsel]

shave your head

[slate crown]

shave your head, join the Breaking Bad fanclub

[lusty sonnet]

imma skip shaving my head

[proud ice]

Since you did not specify any constraints within the realm of time, I have already done that 12 years ago

[real tinsel]

good

do it again

in the constraints within the realm of time of now

[slate crown]

you should shave yourself NOW!

[proud ice]

On the condition I grow a beard

[real tinsel]

shave your entire body

[real tinsel]

i only care about what you do to your head, your beard does not concern me

[proud ice]

Then we have a deal

I will shave it as soon as my beard grows since we did not agree to a deadline

Good day

[real tinsel]

i have made 4 people shave their heads in the past 20 days

one could say i am much more influencing than majority of instagram influencers

[proud ice]

At least you're better than Tate

[real tinsel]

i don't know who that is

he should influence his presence more

[gloomy roost]

He can't

He got banned

Rekt

[real tinsel]

skill issue

[proud ice]

Exactly

[eager quest]

good

[real tinsel]

pango

play terraria with me

fear is on huge discount on gog https://www.gog.com/en/game/fear_platinum

[placid sail]

bury the light playing very menacingly in the distance

[real tinsel]

he's doing a deep dive again

[placid sail]

nah, it's done already

[real tinsel]

you're fast man

[slate crown]

im working rn, no pley

[real tinsel]

understandable 👍

[placid sail]

the trick is about deeming half the chat unworthy of my attention on the go

[real tinsel]

ohhhh so you don't read the whole thing

[placid sail]

also 3/4 of posts are breaking bad re-rererereposts anyway

[placid sail]

sometimes I do, sometimes I don't

[slate crown]

he totally skipped the foreskin discussion

[placid sail]

I literally reacted to foreskin check

[slate crown]

i forgor 💀

[abstract path]

[abstract path]

Idk if one of that os racist but

[slate crown]

yea im definitely the first one and brunos second

[abstract path]

Well same here

[abstract path]

Hey concrete, cmere

[real tinsel]

how is any of these racist

[slate crown]

i can't drink coffee ever, but my gf literally chugs that shit before bed

[real tinsel]

black coffee btw

[abstract path]

Reference

[real tinsel]

to what

[abstract path]

Raciwm

Smh

[real tinsel]

how

[abstract path]

Or well

That's just me

[slate crown]

he's racing