🎪bruh-fart

[real tinsel]

i said i thought you'd be a vasili or a seryoja

[pastel quartz]

@placid sail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0wydgArBts

[real tinsel]

yes but i didn't now

[upbeat bobcat]

Nik?

Niki?

Niko?

[placid sail]

DA BLIN

[upbeat bobcat]

My cousin?

[placid sail]

I feel you, Nikita

it's a constant battle for me too

[pastel quartz]

Awwww!

[abstract path]

Aww x3

[pastel quartz]

Copycat

[abstract path]

Shush-

Hehe

[pastel quartz]

Nu uh!!

I'm not gonna get shushed

I'm gonna shush you instead!

[stone blade]

wtf is this chat

[abstract path]

Go ahead x3

[stone blade]

why is it half fucking cat girls and shit

[upbeat bobcat]

Tarkov irl

[placid sail]

you should be flattered, you're their role model mate

[stone blade]

kinda cringe dawg

[real tinsel]

bz11k's name is vasili in my canon

[pastel quartz]

I'm actually gonna slap ya, I swear to god

[placid sail]

your brain is really a swiss cheese, huh?

gosh darn doxxer

[abstract path]

I'm already holdin a knife mate

[slate crown]

bz11k is tarkov dev confirmed

[real tinsel]

i said i didn't now

not i didn't "know"

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/eft-escape-from-tarkov-nikita-buyanov-punch-gif-17506617

[placid sail]

WELL WHAT IT MATTERS NOW SINCE YOU'VE DONE IT SO MANY TIMES BEFORE AND GONNA DO IT AGAIN

[pastel quartz]

Ehehehe

[abstract path]

Ahahaha

[real tinsel]

decrease alcohol and marijuana consummation, mordorian modern slave

[placid sail]

come at me bro

[pastel quartz]

Haaahh??

[slate crown]

never

[placid sail]

don't worry, just for a hug

[abstract path]

you what

[placid sail]

huge slav energy

I approve

[pastel quartz]

Hehehe~

[real tinsel]

what pussy does to a man

he never hugged me despite being his bff

[upbeat bobcat]

Don't forget to hydrate m'dudes

[placid sail]

I've smoked once in several years you monke

[slate crown]

oh shit almost forgot, thanks for reminding me mayo

[real tinsel]

i have coffee now

[upbeat bobcat]

Diehydrate ha

[real tinsel]

it's heaven

[heady crow]

i have monster

[real tinsel]

i can drink coffee

[placid sail]

as if you'd let me

[upbeat bobcat]

Which?

[real tinsel]

i would punch you in the face but that shouldn't stop you from hugging me

[placid sail]

I'm drinking kefir rn

[heady crow]

i decided to be extra today and go for purple

[upbeat bobcat]

[heady crow]

also got a water bottle but saving that

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JQDONbHBsQ

[placid sail]

listen bud, I'm neither an abuser nor a gaslighter, I don't see that working

[real tinsel]

@placid sail i'm home alone

take the first flight to baku

[placid sail]

nuh uh

[real tinsel]

why are you and @abstract path copying @pastel quartz

bring some originality to the table

[pastel quartz]

Help

So many copycats

[abstract path]

I will kill you.

[upbeat bobcat]

Like he can travel anywhere else other than our two countries

[real tinsel]

you know that's a win for me right?

[placid sail]

it's just a ruse to leave me deserted in Azerbaijan, you can't even turn your mic on you shy lizard

[abstract path]

Yes

And for me

Lol

[real tinsel]

rude eat shit fuck you die

[pastel quartz]

Woahh!

That's very mean

[abstract path]

Woah

[placid sail]

because I can

[abstract path]

Bad khatil!

Go back into walls

[upbeat bobcat]

Khajit my beloved

[placid sail]

right back at you, sweet cheeks

[real tinsel]

which cheeks

[abstract path]

Lol

Bu-

[upbeat bobcat]

That's a nice question

[placid sail]

not yours, asshole

get cockblocked

[upbeat bobcat]

Boring

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-xd-gif-25076264

[stone blade]

stfu xd

[abstract path]

It's been 2 mins stfu

The ultimate battle

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2duane-gif-25031696

[real tinsel]

i like both

[abstract path]

Well too bad

[real tinsel]

but kvass is better

[abstract path]

Yes.

My man 🤝

[real tinsel]

you ever tried kvass

[abstract path]

Once

It's good

[real tinsel]

it's literally like drinking brown bread

[abstract path]

Mmmm bred juice

[real tinsel]

when i was a kid in gandja they'd sell the pure shit instead of the manufactured bullshit they sell in bottles nowadays

[abstract path]

And whatd it do?-

[real tinsel]

some dude in his 30s or 40s used to sell them, he

he'd bring a huge ass barrel with kvass and sell a cup for 20 qepik which iirc at the time was 30-40 cents

[abstract path]

Damn wth

[real tinsel]

i haven't had kvass that good ever since

[abstract path]

Homemade kvass is best

That's why

[abstract path]

Padme?

AH

Nvm

Lmao

[slate crown]

@grizzled meadow Say my name...

[stone blade]

wudanyuu

[heady crow]

buranya

[stone blade]

saitama

[heady crow]

khaa

[slate crown]

ty @placid sail

[gloomy roost]

Baldolin...

[fading shuttle]

batman one week into the balkans

[heady crow]

somethings in my ass

[slate crown]

oooooougughhhggooooooh

[fading shuttle]

i fear the ass man, if i focus, i can hear him

[gloomy roost]

[heady crow]

whats up with the fresh cut tho

[slate crown]

well im getting a week off so I'm much more comfortable going bald now, plus the weather is getting way too hot

[heady crow]

yessir

so alot of plus sides with the minus of looking like a skinhead

[lusty sonnet]

chug chug chug chug chug

[gloomy roost]

Sseth vid dropped

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741945274901200897/1011727997482573964/2020-04-30-deer.gif

[onyx birch]

Canadian Air Force

[heady crow]

so their ground forces consist of catgirl maids and their air forces are elks

[onyx birch]

more like catfemboys

[gloomy roost]

Cursed vid

[stone blade]

hi

[gloomy roost]

👋

[onyx birch]

salutations

[grizzled meadow]

Goddamn Right

[stone blade]

why is there a horse in the d2 bunker

[onyx birch]

Juan likes to travel

https://tenor.com/view/juan-gif-21122849

[stone blade]

me and who

[slate crown]

me and u😉

[stone blade]

ayyyy

[stone blade]

very cool

[slate crown]

im waiting until falco finishes his binge so i can post a recap video

[gloomy roost]

Def the better one

[heady crow]

we stan saul here

[west owl]

I don't know exactly how to describe it, i would say that average thin man? like the only flag that i've watched out for longer is not having a belly resting on the belt, once i had it an is uncomfortable , idk i was thin but no plain belly and some fat in the arms. now i look like this https://i.pinimg.com/originals/93/fa/6b/93fa6be0a0baba3384b57960c3a4fc65.jpg just plain lean. But really i just started it due to morale inclination, some religious larping and because i like to experiment with my mental.

[grizzled meadow]

/\＿/\ /\＿/
( •ω•) (•ω• )
/ >☕ ☕<
Woman Women

/\＿/\ /\＿/
( •ω•) (•ω• )
/ >☕ ☕<
Crystal Juno

[slate crown]

@them

[grizzled meadow]

[pastel quartz]

What the heck

[placid sail]

oh I see I see
and how would you describe your wellbeing after a year, other than getting lean? has overall feeling improved/declined, athletic capabilities? your mental health?

[placid sail]

you are now Hip of brainfart

[pastel quartz]

NOOOOO

[placid sail]

[pastel quartz]

How could you say that, you idiot..

[slate crown]

fight fight fight

[heady crow]

mfer was 😔

[placid sail]

come on mate, you got yourself an iconic stalker character as a local alias, isn't it great

[lusty sonnet]

🤝

[pastel quartz]

But I'm not dumb like Hip!!

[heady crow]

bro Ares this shit is great

[lusty sonnet]

i know right

[heady crow]

not having to bulk around some 1950 print of a book around being careful that nothing happens to it

and like this translation is great too

im in bliss

[lusty sonnet]

you're welcome

[placid sail]

you probably know more things than twenty Crystals combined don't worry

[lusty sonnet]

20 * 0 = ...

nvmnvm

[slate crown]

@placid sail you can use this to tame her

[pastel quartz]

...

Buncha meanies

[placid sail]

I'm just teasing relax dear

[pastel quartz]

I'M GONNA TEASE YOU IN A SEC

Wait no that doesn't sound threatenin at all

Uhm

I'm gonna punch ya, you freakin idiot

Yeah!

[placid sail]

Juno, behave!

[pastel quartz]

Aaaa

Uhm, yes Master...

[slate crown]

@pastel quartz to bz11k rn

[gloomy roost]

[placid sail]

good girl 😌

[slate crown]

ayo

that took a sudden turn

[abstract path]

Man what the heck

[slate crown]

they're roleplaying in #🎪bruh-fart now Jesus Christ

[abstract path]

Lmao

Juno you need to get yourself together xD

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/giggly-villain-evil-laugh-jafar-aladdin-gif-15597017

LET THE POWERPLAY COMMENCE

[slate crown]

well at least we know who's bottom now

[abstract path]

I also typed in smth about body types

Turns out there is different body types

[placid sail]

oh man, I really need to work now, but it's too much fun

[abstract path]

You get to do the fun after work

Lol

[slate crown]

no fun until you get dat paycheck to feed your wife bz

[lusty sonnet]

that 8 rouble paycheck

[slate crown]

[west owl]

I dig it personally, i don't think it's great in the athletic specs, or at least not so easy so carry about, now i really need to eat fruit before doing some intensive effort, but i dont feel the urge nearly as much as before to go for a run because im stressed or anxious. I'm much more chilled and cold headed in general, one could be cause the diet, but i also changed the rhythm at which i operate so 🤷‍♂️ . Idk all i could say to others is try and experiment and tweak by yourself and see how it goes

[abstract path]

True

[slate crown]

if you're comfortable with who you are that's all that matters

[abstract path]

Hope it goes more well for you then

[placid sail]

ah, perceived or actual mental improvement, very nice!

yeah, I was looking into it

but all the research about intermittent fasting is done on obese population

the benefits are there, but they're only proven for that demographic

so your own experiment got me really curious!

okay I really gotta focus on work now sorry

[heady crow]

bz looking to cut some food expenses

[abstract path]

And i gotta get more estrogenic herbs

[slate crown]

he's going to have another mouth to feed soon, so to speak

[west owl]

hey they can be really big

[abstract path]

Food expenses can be big

But do they have to?

[pastel quartz]

Not if ya know where to get all the proper ingredients!

[slate crown]

im already big so just imagine mine

[abstract path]

Exactly

[heady crow]

i live off of quark, chicken and rice

[west owl]

yeah, idk i went having no idea of the modern literature, it was initially inspired by the stories of my grandpas on how they ate back at my age and younger while working in the country, you have an official meal a day and then you eat if you need it

[lusty sonnet]

i live off of candy :)

[slate crown]

Diabeetus.

[lusty sonnet]

fake word

trust

[slate crown]

whatever you say

[lusty sonnet]

nah i eat pretty normal

i think

[slate crown]

i can only imagine the amount of waffles you consume on a daily basis

[lusty sonnet]

one a day

at most

some days none

[slate crown]

AT MOST

[lusty sonnet]

yeah

[slate crown]

you fake belgian

[lusty sonnet]

you better look up what other food we have

waffles aint the only shit

[slate crown]

is it a savory waffle or sweet waffle though

[lusty sonnet]

sweet ones

well

[slate crown]

ah ok

[lusty sonnet]

dependent on the region and city but mostly sweet ones

[slate crown]

"There are many foods and drink items that Belgium is famous for such as cheese, mussels, rabbit stew, chocolate, waffles, fries, and boterhammen or tartines."

those last 2 i have no idea

[abstract path]

Boothammern

[lusty sonnet]

basically sandwiches

[abstract path]

Mmm I'd love to taste it

[slate crown]

oh it's buter brod

[lusty sonnet]

yeah

pretty basic

[slate crown]

pretty small but balanced meal

overall

[lusty sonnet]

usually breakfast shit

[slate crown]

yeaup

[lusty sonnet]

or latenight dinner

[slate crown]

breakfast foods is best food group though

[thin willow]

Are the fries at the fries museum edible @lusty sonnet

I've always dreamt of raiding that place

[lusty sonnet]

yeah, they're okay

not terrible but also not great

[slate crown]

damn we actually have a belgian bistro in my city

[lusty sonnet]

like average

[slate crown]

might check it out one day

[lusty sonnet]

take a pic of the menu

[slate crown]

oh nvm, it's not really belgian bistro but it does have belgian dishes

most of the items are very american

[lusty sonnet]

:(

sadge

mussels and fries are pretty typical for us

[slate crown]

their prices are pretty nice too

[abstract path]

No it's "boothammern"

[slate crown]

boot hammer

👢🔨

[abstract path]

Lmao

[slate crown]

Vietnam has all sorts of different food but the most common ones you'll see in every average asian household is usually rice, stir fry and fish/pork

very balanced and light

we rarely eat beef, only on special occasions

[slate crown]

oi lads, fancy a bit of deep-fried batter with a side of heroin?

wash it down with some dried leaf water and flavorless cardboard biscuits

[gloomy roost]

Now we're talking

[crimson pagoda]

lemme whip up some Eel gello and pea mush for the lads eh

Tonights dinner is set to be scrumptious

[placid sail]

god of war lard

[lusty sonnet]

:)

[heady crow]

Mans took the concept of a bulk to a whole other level

[lusty sonnet]

Gotta get those proteins

[placid sail]

ayo

I gotta admit

at least this particular sweatshop is generous on overwork pay

like really so

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-im-die-thank-you-forever-oh-im-die-thank-you-forever-korone-inugami-gif-21412091

[abstract path]

Lol

[slate crown]

best doggo

[upbeat bobcat]

yeye

[slate crown]

🤝

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/lTw20-gAL2U

[slate crown]

soap is scary dude

you ever got some in your eye?

[upbeat bobcat]

I always rub soap to my eyes wdym

[slate crown]

shit stings

[clear prism]

Where are they, Dave

[slate crown]

@upbeat bobcat be like:

[upbeat bobcat]

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-monkey-dying-gif-13123180

[clear prism]

Nikita Khrushchev spotted

[placid sail]

ay, not bad, not bad, you know your history

well, ours more like

IT'S OUR HISTORY NOW COMRADE

[clear prism]

Ayyy, welcome to the club 🤝

[slate crown]

ty ty

[clear prism]

What the fuck

????

[slate crown]

yea you missed a golden opportunity

[clear prism]

Motherfucker

To think that I will miss out on even more #🎪bruh-fart lore, this is so sad

[slate crown]

oh

mah

GAWD

[clear prism]

Gaddayum

[slate crown]

I LAWST

i need to send this to my girl ASAP

fukin ASAP ROCKY

[real tinsel]

what's up with juno and bz11k roleplaying as master and slave

[upbeat bobcat]

Who's juno and bz11k?

[real tinsel]

i play prey 2017 for 2 hours and you develop new relationships

[real tinsel]

crystal knockoff and mordorian homeless man

[upbeat bobcat]

[real tinsel]

cut on the mayonnaise, mayo. It's damaging your memory

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm not throwing non-existent person's names around, it's you issue.

[real tinsel]

welcome to the gang, dumbo

[real tinsel]

are you gaslighting me

that's @clear prism's job

[upbeat bobcat]

Why

I'm tellin you

Those are your imaginary friends, check your notes

[real tinsel]

i can decide between my imaginary and real friends mayo

cease the gaslighting

[upbeat bobcat]

I don't fart on people

[dawn zephyr]

It's 10 am why aren't u at the jim brainfart???

[placid sail]

are you from Detroit?

[slate crown]

canada

[placid sail]

even worse

[slate crown]

he literally benches 200kgs dude

he'll snap us like a twig

[clear prism]

Answer the goddamn questions, @placid sail

[dawn zephyr]

I have never claimed this

[slate crown]

i forgor, it was an 100kg inclined bench press

[placid sail]

whatcha talking about pal? 🙂

[slate crown]

my mistake

[clear prism]

Are you really Nikita Khrushchev

Answer right now

[placid sail]

maybe

[dawn zephyr]

Don't mess with canada I'll show up in a flannel and a covid mask and axe you to death

[placid sail]

would you think I'd be able to confess that if I was one?

[slate crown]

with his hand

[placid sail]

please bring poutine with you

never tried that thingy

[slate crown]

it's cheese curds gravy and fries dude, not missing out much

[dawn zephyr]

Poutine kinda mid tbh

[slate crown]

yea

[placid sail]

listen

it's a piece of culture okay

[dawn zephyr]

On other news I got hired on the spot at my interview yesterday

Gonna work at my college gym

[slate crown]

of course

[dawn zephyr]

You will have to pass the mog test to sign in

[placid sail]

the amount of shredded boys in brainfart is starting to be concerning

[slate crown]

[dawn zephyr]

I'm not shredded I'm at average bf%

[slate crown]

#🎪bruh-fart is slowly turning into a gachimuchi haven

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1011997825397174372/video0-5.mp4

right

[upbeat bobcat]

Repost at it's finest

[placid sail]

you are sentenced to nut all day dumbolin

[slate crown]

fine by me

[placid sail]

I indeed scrolled up and grabbed the last one to post it again

so that pineapple boy can edge some more

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812259709112942617/1008124236738613258/magik.gif

[dawn zephyr]

Realest shit I've seen today

[slate crown]

me

[upbeat bobcat]

My mobo has erp mode 🥴

[slate crown]

ayo

[clear prism]

This is, of course, what bz11k and Juno are up to

Ain't that right, @placid sail?

[slate crown]

he'll deny it of course

[clear prism]

Of course

[slate crown]

but we all know somethings definitely going down in those dms rn

[clear prism]

💯

[slate crown]

lotta slapping

[clear prism]

Some fucked up shit going on in them DMs, my guy

[slate crown]

just waiting until she busts out the mechanical bull

[gloomy roost]

Domestic
Abuse

[clear prism]

Yes

[radiant grove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/485846706630426624/1007887922877435934/caption.gif

[slate crown]

dayum

[clear prism]

Gawddayum

[radiant grove]

whats the joke

[upbeat bobcat]

Language of gods

Wtf is that

[radiant grove]

more like brain aneurysm

[upbeat bobcat]

Yeah

[clear prism]

A '#🎪bruh-fart', if you will

[upbeat bobcat]

İdd

[slate crown]

i cut my hair and now my mom's dog thinks im a complete stranger

[slim osprey]

https://vxtwitter.com/FirearmsRetro/status/1562441061577867265?s=20&t=JGhCOCHYtlAG1sS90eyAXQ

[placid sail]

let em sniff your hand

[gloomy roost]

why did you cut it though?

[slate crown]

took her awhile but she did recognize who i was

[slate crown]

funni

why is everyone so concerned though i don't get it

[gloomy roost]

Hmmmmm?

[slate crown]

even my family members are asking me if i broke up with my gf or something

[gloomy roost]

Did it on a whim huh

[slate crown]

yup

[gloomy roost]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[placid sail]

everyone is concerned there will be second khaaytil in brainfart

[slate crown]

[west owl]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/838144020588658699/969564343920382032/video0_7.mp4

[gloomy roost]

[slate crown]

we just witnessed an attempted murder

[dawn zephyr]

This is a good idea

I think

[slate crown]

i feel bad for the car

[west owl]

I dont think it was a score, i bet she just bounced back up

[gloomy roost]

I agree yes. Maybe if ominous forces were just present in America at all times they would be uh, slightly more chill.

[slate crown]

i also have a pair of babers clippers just laying around, i had to have a reason to test them out

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/385620326303662082/1011973105725480960/lOhmvR57juzqi3Gm.mp4

[slate crown]

at least I'll save up money by not going to the babers from now on

[gloomy roost]

Ah yes

Sons of the Forest

Great footage

[slate crown]

return to frogge

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531875045165760572/1011707253033799710/twitter_20220824_013458.mp4

[slate crown]

[gloomy roost]

[slate crown]

wish someone did this too me

but most anime girl costumes don't come in size XXXXL

[gloomy roost]

Uhuh

Just eat kelp

And only kelp

I forgot which cartoon dad did that

[dawn zephyr]

I though xxxxl weeb women was their target audience?

[gloomy roost]

Was it Jimmy's?

[dawn zephyr]

Popeye????

[slate crown]

it was a yoke jimmy

[dawn zephyr]

He ate spinach

[gloomy roost]

????

[slate crown]

yea it was spinach

[dawn zephyr]

Lmfao

Popeye the kelp eater

[gloomy roost]

Is he a cartoon dad?

Does he have kids?

[dawn zephyr]

Probably

[west owl]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/937538764216094751/1008176474177667142/king_elmer.webm

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud1JXqGWPvU

[plucky void]

that didn't seem to bother people 5 years ago

but now that the avengers arc is done I guess it's trendy to trash them

[slim osprey]

Idk I rarely watch movies

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqasJcCUAA8

hey hey, people

[placid sail]

that's a third one today, old man

[plucky void]

watch me as I make the utmost effort to pretend to care

the good message cannot be shared too many times

[placid sail]

fair enough, cheeky old man

[plucky void]

goddamn ad in the video

[slate crown]

no adblock

[pastel quartz]

Adblock's mandatory nowadays heh

[slate crown]

or are you talking about his transition to ExpressVNP ad

cause it was a good one

[west owl]

[plucky void]

no, it's IN THE VIDEO

SSeth markets expressvpn

[slate crown]

yea yea figured, my mistake

[plucky void]

goddamn this game is actually creative and interesting

if only it weren't a disgusting furry game for people with vore fetish

[west owl]

@clear prism @abstract path is it true that around there in the germanic lands you might get a fine one day in your mailbox for torrenting certain content? idk i think i heard that time ago from a mate that migrated there like the 30% of the spanish degrees

[slate crown]

goddamn verizon

[west owl]

furry and inflation fetish

here they started to push control the dominions access, but thank god they still dont dare to literally sniff whole packages in general as far as i know

[dawn zephyr]

Awful just awful

[placid sail]

sseth gotta eat something too you know

[dawn zephyr]

Tbf sseth has reviewed much much worse

[slate crown]

[placid sail]

probably something disgusting

[dawn zephyr]

I don't even know if some of his worst videos are still up

[slate crown]

they're still there

even the deleted ones

[dawn zephyr]

Awesome

Thank you YouTube

[west owl]

if not there's always his webpage

[heady vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/349276154118799391/1011776187481194546/FullSizeRender.webm

[slate crown]

aint this a real thing that happened, dogs biting a monkey to death so the monkeys retaliated by dropping puppies off of rooftops

[heady vapor]

Ye

250 dog casualties

cause one dog killed and ate a monkey baby

[pastel quartz]

Look at the lil seal plushie it's got on its back hehehe

[slate crown]

i drink to forget but i always remember

[lusty sonnet]

Ye that shit can happen here as well, it's cuz of how torrenting works

[glad carbon]

We should start killing feral monkeys

[clear prism]

It is true, yes

[slate crown]

mans was hangry

[slate crown]

we witnessed 2 murders today

little shit deserved it

[glad carbon]

objectively wrong

kick the shit back, dont stomp a kids head in for tapping you in the shin

👲🏿

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXzqKTCrJ2Y

[clear prism]

Ah yes, good old HERCULES. I do love me some HERCULES. Best movie is HERCULES

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/megara-gif-25146133

[slate crown]

he's doing what all of us aren't brave enough to do

[clear prism]

Do not put me in that group

[glad carbon]

you're mentally ill

[clear prism]

I would kick the shit out of a kid if they tried this with me

[slate crown]

jesus christ it's just a meme, just leave it be

[west owl]

ayo @grizzled meadow bro... https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276441788791914497/993508460920578168/video0-1-2.mov

[clear prism]

He is trolling, Pangolin

😉

[glad carbon]

🤤

[slate crown]

im too sober to deal with this rn

just don't make me block you pls

[clear prism]

Block me right now, Pangolin

Do it.

[slate crown]

why

[clear prism]

Because I demand it

[slate crown]

you didn't do anything

[west owl]

just time to hug pango

[slate crown]

...

aight

[west owl]

@slate crown 🫂

[clear prism]

🤝

If I can not get banned, I will make the whole server block me

That shall suffice

[slate crown]

[slate crown]

ty brother

[clear prism]

🤨

[slate crown]

I've yet to meet someone that unironically likes feet thankfully

[slim osprey]

I know a total of two people

Sadly

[slate crown]

my condolences

[slim osprey]

Thank you

It's rough sometimes

[clear prism]

My ex was one 😂

[slate crown]

that's why she became your ex

[clear prism]

Yes

Not even kidding, that is straight up it

[slate crown]

good man

[slim osprey]

Lmao

[west owl]

i mean... it's hard to find actual cute feet, but there are out there

[clear prism]

😐

[slate crown]

wtf @west owl

[slim osprey]

Took me a bit to find it, but let me shake your hand

[clear prism]

🤝

But also yes, what the fuck @west owl

[west owl]

[slim osprey]

What do you mean by that?

[clear prism]

Elaborate immediately

[slate crown]

i mean not to kink shame, but why feet

[clear prism]

Begin the reasoning this instant

[slate crown]

of all the things

[west owl]

that there are lovable feet? what that there is more to elaborate?

[slim osprey]

What is it about toes that makes you want to suck on them?

[clear prism]

😂

[west owl]

or which ones i consider lovable?

[slate crown]

huh i guess you're right

[slate crown]

no one said anything about sucking toes cropol

[slim osprey]

I know they thinking about sucking them toes

[west owl]

but let not discard the possibility

[slate crown]

ayo

[west owl]

[slim osprey]

I said I have the misfortune of knowing two dudes that like feet

I, sadly, know their way of thinking

[slate crown]

bruh

[clear prism]

They have shared their thoughts on this matter?

[slim osprey]

Yeah

😔

[clear prism]

My condolences

[clear prism]

Get better friends

🤝

[slim osprey]

Can #🎪bruh-fart be my new friends?

[slate crown]

of course

[swift scarab]

Ah yes, gotta love old American cartoons

[west owl]

old

[slate crown]

he knew

[slate crown]

wtf

[clear prism]

where ice age

[heady crow]

Ice age 2

[swift scarab]

It’s old for me, I wasn’t born until 2003

[clear prism]

🤣

[west owl]

and bruno came immediately to smash even heavier

[clear prism]

😂 👌

[heady crow]

Woke up from a 2 hour evening nap just for that post

Np

[clear prism]

Unbelievable that "Schlatt" would do such a thing

[swift scarab]

I overslept here and now it’s 11:30pm, I think my sleeping schedule might be fucked

[swift scarab]

Oh god not the essays

[slate crown]

i slept a full 12 hours today

no more classes

no more stress

[pastel quartz]

GIVE ME MORE BLUE LOBTA

[heady crow]

The entity Schlatt also known as Big Guy would never do that

[slate crown]

FUK ME

[swift scarab]

There’s a nextbot for the lobster on gmod

[slate crown]

i almost spat out my drink AGAIN

[pastel quartz]

EWWW

[heady crow]

Also entity has been over used after scp became popular again recently

[slim osprey]

Okay when?

[slate crown]

now

[swift scarab]

There’s a bigger issue then the lobster, the AI are too intelligent

[clear prism]

This is so deep

[clear prism]

Ah nice, the boys are here

Have good day, everyone

👋

[slate crown]

bye dad

[heady crow]

Goodbye Andrew

[slate crown]

brunos future wife

[slim osprey]

Do they still have a dick tho?

[swift scarab]

God I wish I could afford to do that

[plucky void]

that 28 days later song is just perfect

[heady crow]

Uuh no its actually the metro exodus song 🤓

[swift scarab]

The clothing part, not removing my dick dumbass

[slim osprey]

I thought you wanted to afford HRT

[swift scarab]

Hell no

[heady crow]

Who reacted with the nerd, unreacted and reacted again

[swift scarab]

I couldn’t afford that if I wanted to

[slim osprey]

Me cause I'm a dumbass

[heady crow]

I feel you

[swift scarab]

I just like to wear nice clothes

[slate crown]

discord is so fucky rn

[swift scarab]

I wanna wear a nice business suit but they’re all expensive

[slim osprey]

No money gang 🤝

[heady crow]

[swift scarab]

https://www.menswearhouse.com/p/collection-by-michael-strahan-classic-fit-vested-suit-gray-windowpane-3VUM3VUN64

Like this for example

[abstract path]

I do not know

[swift scarab]

Ah yes

Lemmie just screenshot then

[west owl]

gtanil already answered, and the answer was: Crystal dont torrent without vpn

one that works

[abstract path]

I won't torrent almost at all smh

[slate crown]

[swift scarab]

This suit

[slate crown]

300?

[swift scarab]

That’s a cheap one by the way

[west owl]

thats cheapo

[swift scarab]

Some go easily over $1000

[heady crow]

Ye still 300 and youd have to get it fitted too right?

[slate crown]

that's like 4 million in vietnamese dong

for a fukin suit

[heady crow]

Nobody takes your currency seriosly with that name

[swift scarab]

Hehe dong

[slate crown]

4 million dongs

[swift scarab]

[slim osprey]

[slate crown]

the perfect dream

[swift scarab]

The gayest currency in the world

[slim osprey]

"I ain't gay but 20 dongs is 20 dongs"

[swift scarab]

But still, that suits way too expensive for me

[slate crown]

ah yes, my house values at 20 billion dongs

[west owl]

welp why the fuck would you like that suit?

do you have a wedding or a job that requires it?

[heady crow]

No way to advance in working positions in that small town of yours then?

[swift scarab]

I just like nice suits, is there an issue with that?

[heady crow]

He wants to return to 1920s americs

[slate crown]

also it's texas hot af

why would you want a suit

[heady crow]

Just renamed to the rawring 20s

[swift scarab]

We have three options here, fast food restaurants, the supermarkets, or the local factories

All of which suck

[west owl]

and i would like to snort coke like in that scarface movie, but it is what it is

[heady crow]

Ye factory is sadly your best choice ig

[swift scarab]

Heat doesn’t bother me very much anymore

[slate crown]

jesus

[heady crow]

Honestly speaking do you have any chance to learn welding?

[swift scarab]

That’s why my dad has been working at a cardboard box making factory for at least a decade or two

[swift scarab]

And not really

[heady crow]

Sad bcs welding is actually a really great profession to be in

[slate crown]

how about becoming an electrician

there's always a need for electricians

[heady crow]

Atleast in europe and id imagine the same in america where every industry is on a whole other level

[swift scarab]

If it’s something that requires some sort of degree or time spent learning a profession, I can’t really do it

[west owl]

in us at least was also

[swift scarab]

I have to do plasma donations to pay bills as it is

[slate crown]

damn

[west owl]

but neko, never discard moving states, similar to texas you still have more states

[heady crow]

Move your state from a physical one to a spiritual one

Be free

[west owl]

🙏

[swift scarab]

Texas has one of the lowest costs of living, why would I move

[slate crown]

move to the mountains

become one with nature

[heady crow]

Run to the hills

[swift scarab]

I’m allergic to plants

[slate crown]

wat

[heady crow]

Become the medicine man to a tribe

Learn to live outside of modern day society

[swift scarab]

Mostly grass, but also trees and mold

[west owl]

write a manifesto

[slate crown]

my mans literally allegic to touching grass

im so sorry

[west owl]

f

[heady crow]

the next day

[swift scarab]

I can evolve into the ultimate 4chan user

All I have to do is figure out where someone lives based on the position of clouds

[real tinsel]

what are you gonna do after finding out where they live

[swift scarab]

Probably nothing, like most people

[heady crow]

Gl

[real tinsel]

no stalking them for 17 consecutive days in hopes of finding something?

[swift scarab]

Easy, somewhere not in the US

[real tinsel]

half-asser

[heady crow]

Well true i am not aboard the ISS

[swift scarab]

Well I wasn’t wrong either way

[west owl]

tf? is that finland?

[heady crow]

Its what lies above lapland and the arctic ocean. Hyperboria

[swift scarab]

It looks like a generic “cheerful countryside” area in an RPG

[west owl]

so its mediterranean vegetation doing larping

[swift scarab]

Yes

[swift scarab]

Oh, great heavens

[real tinsel]

falco has been ignoring #old-emotes-suggestion

ping him

ping spam his ass

[west owl]

man i know is vanilla and mainstream but... https://cdn3.emoji.gg/emojis/gachiBASS.png i think it would be nice

[swift scarab]

Ah yes, the nut emote

[west owl]

nutting? nah, we just appreciate brohs muscles

[slate crown]

bustin

https://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBJn67Rj9O4

[plucky void]

I ain't 'fraid of no sleep
I ain't 'fraid of no bed

FREAKY GHOST BED

[upbeat bobcat]

gasm

Gachigasm

[grizzled meadow]

I see everything

[upbeat bobcat]

Booooooo

[slate crown]

i see dead people

[slim osprey]

How about you see deez nuts

[real tinsel]

i see cocks

i'm in detroit public toilet

[slate crown]

let's have a look then 👀

[upbeat bobcat]

Look at all those chicken

[real tinsel]

group nut examination

[slate crown]

gotta check for testicular cancer

[upbeat bobcat]

Milk is expensive

[real tinsel]

might as well check for prostate cancer while we're at it

[slate crown]

YES

[slim osprey]

Yooooo

[slate crown]

bend over and cough

[real tinsel]

assume position

[grizzled meadow]

Group masturbation start at 19:30, don't be late

[slate crown]

FINALLY

[real tinsel]

weekly brainfart nut and prostate examination over. All of you have several stds

you're welcome

[real tinsel]

it's 21:05, you're late

[grizzled meadow]

Timezone is a bitch

[slate crown]

Khaaytil was patient zero

[real tinsel]

i was indeed

[slim osprey]

What timezone tho?

[west owl]

in vc a chorus

[slim osprey]

Might be busy

[real tinsel]

my fingers are made of penis

i had sex with all of you under the guise of checking your prostate

[slim osprey]

That makes you gay

[real tinsel]

that makes you gay

[grizzled meadow]

Mine because this is my realm

[real tinsel]

it makes me a man

[slim osprey]

You fucked another man and enjoyed it, that means you're gay

[slim osprey]

Fair enough

[real tinsel]

no it means i'm a real man

and you're a twink

[slim osprey]

You fucked a man you're gay

[real tinsel]

i am man

[slim osprey]

Hi man I am Cropol

[real tinsel]

why does everyone join the lobby and start streaming their game

they're all playing nobody is gonna watch

[west owl]

go ask them

and report back

[grizzled meadow]

Because that's what the voice chat is made for

To stream shit

[real tinsel]

yeah but sometimes all of them stream at the same time

literally nobody is watching

because they're all playing

[slate crown]

also falco

[real tinsel]

BUT when i stream bury the light i'm "an annoyance"

[slate crown]

have you finished bcs?

[grizzled meadow]

Two episodes

[slate crown]

damn

[grizzled meadow]

I'm in the middle of the first one

[slate crown]

wait do you have 2 episodes left or have just watched 2 episodes

[real tinsel]

better call saul spoiler ||pango gets pegged by his gf|| in the end

[slate crown]

😂

[grizzled meadow]

Won't open it

Good try

[abstract path]

Man

[slate crown]

[abstract path]

Man

Pain.

[slate crown]

my ass in a nutshell

[abstract path]

Gotten better at rythm games (finally)

[mortal violet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819351263749341224/1012047298760556574/Cat_was_broke.mov

[abstract path]

Either i gotten faster or they just lackin

[grizzled meadow]

@real tinsel I'm one of you

[slate crown]

spelled rhythm wrong btw Crystal

[grizzled meadow]

Couldn't expect anything else from Crystal

[slate crown]

i was waiting for it to be corrected

but it's been too long

[placid sail]

||italian mod man is a nice guy, but don't tell him that||

[grizzled meadow]

Good try you sausage

[slate crown]

[grizzled meadow]

I won't click on that

[slate crown]

bro

[placid sail]

your loss

[grizzled meadow]

I don't care, I don't believe you

🤝

[slate crown]

you did him dirty bz11k

[abstract path]

Without the h behind the m

Dumbo -3-

[placid sail]

another intricate scheme is complete

[grizzled meadow]

He can't fuck with me

I'm him

[placid sail]

but Falco, I already did

[abstract path]

I'm gonna spoil falco

[grizzled meadow]

I'm gonna ban crystal

[real tinsel]

hello one of you

i'm khaa

[grizzled meadow]

Fucking handshake emote

I can't greet anyone without thinking of it

This meme is too powerful

[placid sail]

it's getting out of control

[slate crown]

🤝

[grizzled meadow]

Fucking Andrew

I can't think about the name Andrew without thinking gtanil

[abstract path]

🤝

[placid sail]

so thirsty for him

[grizzled meadow]

Me 🤝 Me

[real tinsel]

🤝

[grizzled meadow]

99% of the server

[grizzled meadow]

That's Howard (BCS)

I won't click on that

Good try Bruno

Go lift somewhere else

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[grizzled meadow]

That's also Howard (BCS)

I won't click on that
Good try Bruno
Go lift somewhere else

The leather man bar is two blocks down

[upbeat bobcat]

Bruh

[real tinsel]

BCS (Bulimic Cock Sucker)

[slate crown]

💀

[real tinsel]

BCS (British Cock Smuggler)

[slate crown]

[upbeat bobcat]

Profit

[upbeat bobcat]

Make them egirls and keep the profit to yourself

[slate crown]

so true

[abstract path]

So true...

[real tinsel]

he looks very polite 👍

[heady crow]

You

[abstract path]

Kim yong un when he doesn't get his sushi:

[slate crown]

me in the rice paddies every morning

[heady crow]

Real

[real tinsel]

welcome to the rice fields

[slate crown]

motherfucker

[abstract path]

Yep

[heady crow]

Motherfucker

[abstract path]

Yeah i fucked your mom so what

[heady crow]

No you didnt

[abstract path]

Yes i did

[real tinsel]

rats told me crystal still hasn't got his first boner

[abstract path]

Kartoschka

[slate crown]

im so glad she finally found another someone to love, make sure to treat her well

[abstract path]

I will 🤝

[real tinsel]

lalo looks like spanish trevor

[abstract path]

Wait he's smoking my babies?

He's smokin my stuff??

[slate crown]

[real tinsel]

i'm trying to understand what this means

provide explanation crystal

[heady crow]

Marie

[abstract path]

Crystal-> crystal meth

[heady crow]

They are MINERALS

Not rocks

[abstract path]

Omg

[slate crown]

[real tinsel]

@heady crow

shave your head