🎪bruh-fart

[slate crown]

all the qualifications to be a great leader

[heady crow]

Fr tho look up farnese hercules

Legit physique goals for me

[slate crown]

mmmm

veri naice

im more of a thor physique enthusiast myself

not avengers thor btw, actual greek myth thor

[heady crow]

Yes fucking sir. Well developed mid body, triceps, quads, lats etc but pecs, shoulders and biceps on the smaller side. Has a really nice look to it

[heady crow]

Strongman type of beat

[slate crown]

you know it

[heady crow]

Thumbnail is dumbo in a few years
https://youtu.be/Tktf1LEccew

[slate crown]

i love this guy

[heady crow]

Hes fucking great

Only recently heard of him sadly but then again i dont follow much of the strongman and powerlifting circles

[slate crown]

yea it's definitely a niche taste

[gloomy roost]

Ao

Just finished Le Boys S3

Violin time

[grizzled meadow]

Shit season?

Shit season

🤝

[gloomy roost]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[slate crown]

you play violin skully?

[heady crow]

Its harvestin season

[gloomy roost]

Nah the season ends with with violin solo

[slate crown]

ah

[gloomy roost]

It's a fun filler season imo Falco

[heady crow]

https://youtu.be/hnQNC1cXujw

[grizzled meadow]

Shit season?
Shit season

🤝

[gloomy roost]

😂

[slate crown]

[gloomy roost]

Man I watch anime

My standards are low

[slate crown]

[grizzled meadow]

Sorry Scelly but it is what it is
And I only spit out facts

[pastel quartz]

Poor Scelly..

[heady crow]

Wait no way this fucking vid is explicit

Cmoon

[grizzled meadow]

@west owl teach Bruno how to put a shade

[gloomy roost]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

I enjoyed the season, wasn't as good as the others yeah.

[heady crow]

No

[gloomy roost]

But I enjoyed it.

[heady crow]

Fuck you falco

No shade

[grizzled meadow]

No tea?

No shade

[heady crow]

Im going to sleep now

[slate crown]

gn bb

[heady crow]

Have a good rest of a night

[grizzled meadow]

G'night girl

[pastel quartz]

Good night, Bruno!!!

[heady crow]

Love you guys

Gngn

[pastel quartz]

Sleep well!

[grizzled meadow]

👁️👁️ u tmrw

💥

[real tinsel]

fuck you giuseppe, boys season 3 was good

[slate crown]

breaks several ribs

[grizzled meadow]

Suck my dick

It was a shit season

[pastel quartz]

Oh jeez..

[grizzled meadow]

Filler as fuck

[real tinsel]

with pleasure

[real tinsel]

visible refusal

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-win-reddit-discord-gaming-fungus-gif-20386856

[real tinsel]

the fight between british anger bag and narcissistic manchild psychopath was insanely good

[slate crown]

Falco is the unstoppable force and khaaytil is the immovable object

[gloomy roost]

What's your opinion Juno

[real tinsel]

also there was the granny fucker but he was more of a side character to me

[pastel quartz]

Look, khaay's current name starts with a B and Falco starts with F! Together they're BF, don't forget that!

[gloomy roost]

Stop being on the sidelines.

[slate crown]

Boy fucks

[real tinsel]

falco juno is trying to say that you and i should do the sex

[pastel quartz]

I mean

[grizzled meadow]

Literally the fight that declared Butcher as a ||cuck||

[real tinsel]

no no

[slate crown]

oof

[grizzled meadow]

YES YES

[real tinsel]

that was the season ending fight

[slate crown]

kinda true

[real tinsel]

i'm talking about the orgy fight

orgy fight was good

[gloomy roost]

Herogasm

[real tinsel]

cuck fight was meh-ish

[upbeat bobcat]

There might be some people who didn't watch it yet, stop spoiling for them you boobies. Especially you Falco

[real tinsel]

falco mute yourself for 3 weeks

[slate crown]

oooooooh he called you a boobie

[pastel quartz]

Jeez, that's a tough insult

[slate crown]

means your getting soft falco or he's just calling you fat indirectly

[real tinsel]

falco is italian, insult his cooking instead of his boobs

[west owl]

or worse, he is calling you bri ish and fed

[slate crown]

sorry but i ain't got a death wish

[upbeat bobcat]

I dunno I'm dumb but especially him because after how he's been attacking to the spoiling people

[slate crown]

hell hath no wrath like an Italians scorn

[real tinsel]

i dunno man i'm dodging dishonored dotd spoilers like the "doesn't like monty python" red flag

i kinda get falco

also whore youtube keeps recommending me dotd videos for some stupid reason

[upbeat bobcat]

If you don't want your show spoiled, you don't spoil either

[slate crown]

facts

[real tinsel]

falco mute self for 4 weeks

[pastel quartz]

That's a big red flag

[upbeat bobcat]

Phones and browsers collect data about what you do so, it happens

[slate crown]

the wamen agrees

no more teasing on tiny fed

you are no longer tiny fed

[pastel quartz]

Awww~!

[real tinsel]

opinion tolerated

friendship established

🤝

[upbeat bobcat]

Doktor uncry my tears

[slate crown]

Doktor

[upbeat bobcat]

Seeing Solid Snake streaming put me in a different mood nvm doktor

[slate crown]

disable my lean inhibitors

[real tinsel]

man my left hand looks like it barely survived a meeting with a pitbull's mouth

[west owl]

wut you doing with that hand

[slate crown]

i actually got bitten by a giant husky once when i was about 4 years old

[gloomy roost]

What in the fuck did you do with it

Didya play with a wild snork

[real tinsel]

7 hours of non-stop wanking

[gloomy roost]

[slate crown]

my mans edging to his absolute limits

[real tinsel]

why do you think i had bury the light playing all this time

[west owl]

dum bru

then how would you say your pp looks?

[real tinsel]

like a penis

[slate crown]

it'll be like that scene from devil man cry baby once he's done

[gloomy roost]

[slim osprey]

What's going on?

[gloomy roost]

Wack shit

[west owl]

it must be the nanomachines son

[pastel quartz]

I dunno myself, I just stopped askin heh

[slim osprey]

More like wanking shit

[real tinsel]

smart fella ^

[real tinsel]

fart smella ^

[west owl]

we are talking about men health

[slate crown]

look at what you did

[slate crown]

not enough distortion

[real tinsel]

perfect distortion

[west owl]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/275388391086882816/1011029997554778223/misty-vaporeon.gif

[slate crown]

i mean the CAS is perfect

im talking about the audio

[real tinsel]

you get pegged, argument is over

[radiant grove]

fuck

[slate crown]

"I want to become irresistible to men"

[slim osprey]

It doesn't have a dick, so it is very resistible

[slate crown]

aYo

[slim osprey]

Hell yeah

[west owl]

too much

[slate crown]

yea

[west owl]

i had to do a dumbo

[slim osprey]

Hold on I'll give you something to use

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/950782748891693056/1004852408461054063/414FCFCE-9DD5-48A1-8052-AD256FA629D7.gif

There you go

[slate crown]

[slim osprey]

SFW

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/felix-re-zero-felix-argyle-speech-bubble-speech-gif-25397116

[slate crown]

bruno would be proud rn

[west owl]

i have many more, but that was the most recent

[slim osprey]

Epic

[slate crown]

searching for femboy gifs was a mistake

[real tinsel]

i missed accidental porn again goddamnit

[slim osprey]

What did you expect?

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/no-cat-shaking-head-nope-nah-gif-17505282

[slate crown]

safe search did absolutely nothing 💀💀💀

[pastel quartz]

When does it ever?

[west owl]

damn incognito, never works, here are the feds again

[slim osprey]

https://twitter.com/DaysUntilHallow/status/1562102245507928066?s=20&t=mpA3S_Q-NWKOeIRvC31Lnw

Days until Halloween - Follow for updates (@DaysUntilHallow)

69 days until Halloween

Likes

7902

Retweets

2169

Twitter · Aug 23, 2022, 3:39 PM

[pastel quartz]

Welll

[slim osprey]

Haha

Nice

[pastel quartz]

I don't know your search history so that's sumthin?

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnloTmSxhcM

[west owl]

already?

[gloomy roost]

Oh no

[slate crown]

wait

dead island 2 again?

[gloomy roost]

Yes

[real tinsel]

yea

it's either gonna be a disaster or gonna get cancelled

[slate crown]

this is the only time i wish i had a dementia moment

[gloomy roost]

Ugh

Homefront's devs

[real tinsel]

hopefully i am proven wrong

[gloomy roost]

First HF was fun

Other's are meh

[real tinsel]

there's more than 2?

[west owl]

if it is by the same company and they didnt change much in the company should be ok-good

[upbeat bobcat]

I tried to take Homefront seriously but

[slate crown]

ok this doesn't look too bad

[upbeat bobcat]

It's like an 8 yo wrote the stories

[gloomy roost]

🤝

[west owl]

so no techland

wtf

[gloomy roost]

Mayo

When they decided to pull an EA on the game

[upbeat bobcat]

Never trust early press releases

[gloomy roost]

I just got sick

[upbeat bobcat]

Look what happened with Dying Light 2

[gloomy roost]

Look at all these fancy collectibles we have for ya

[west owl]

with a prerendered video and from ign

[slate crown]

oh my bars are set VERY low, im just hoping it'll at least be decent

[upbeat bobcat]

Exactly

[upbeat bobcat]

Sure, can be a decent game but prolly it won't be memorable like the first game which was still weak after that first teaser?

[slate crown]

||me||

[west owl]

what happened? im still wating for fit gal to give it a try

[slim osprey]

Damn bro you living my dream

[upbeat bobcat]

It's just tooooooooo much casual after first game

[gloomy roost]

T h e

[real tinsel]

gameplay looks good, i can already tell the story is going to be shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekHA3EFwSCQ

[upbeat bobcat]

You don't expect that level of casual approach, it's like your character is fliying and no gravity is in place.

There are mods but still

[placid sail]

heard you were talking shit boi

[real tinsel]

i talk a lot of shit

which shit are you talking about in particular

[slate crown]

it's always about high gen graphics now, they can never hire a decent enough team to write a good story

[real tinsel]

because gaymers demand high gen graphics

[placid sail]

I dunnoman

[upbeat bobcat]

Good story is really depends tbh

Not everyone has the same taste

[slate crown]

yea

[real tinsel]

unfortunately the majority are either adolescents or retards

[slate crown]

im just hoping Dead island 2 wil be as fun as 1

[plucky void]

what sort of good story would anyone expect from a zombie game of all things

[slate crown]

that's all im asking for

[real tinsel]

look at dead rising games

walking dead games

[gloomy roost]

Yet again

Homeworld is on sale

[west owl]

idk, big corporates, with several branched teams, and no one really taking a lead in design, don't expect much art from that

[upbeat bobcat]

Dead Rising is a fucking meme and it succeeds about it

[plucky void]

dead rising... good story? oof

[slate crown]

dead rising is like The room movie

[real tinsel]

a good story isn't necessarily one that must be dramatic

[slate crown]

so bad that it's good

[upbeat bobcat]

Dead Rising devs didn't really think complex, they wrote the games really straightforward

[plucky void]

ironically enough, walking dead is all about the drama

[slate crown]

tell tale fell off

on the walking dead

[pastel quartz]

Poor Telltale..

[upbeat bobcat]

Maaaaang Telltale will release an Expanse gameeeeee

[quiet stump]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/160631851025825792/1010892849400774746/oE2W-bY4AzmPAoim.mp4

[gloomy roost]

https://tenor.com/bGVUp.gif

[west owl]

dead rising 1 still best of his kind, fight me

[slate crown]

im just praying to God they won't fuck up the wolf among us 2

[upbeat bobcat]

Wolf Among Us 2 and Expanse

[gloomy roost]

I liked the borderlands one

[upbeat bobcat]

There'll be new Borderlands as well

They just announced I guess

Tales from the Borderlands

[gloomy roost]

Fuck Borderlands 3 tho

[slate crown]

looks like i struck a nerve

[gloomy roost]

Not really

[pastel quartz]

Oh my goddd, Bigby!

Can't believe I almost forgot about him

[gloomy roost]

I played like 2-3 of their games

[slate crown]

[upbeat bobcat]

As expected From Skully

[real tinsel]

skully do the cat gif

[slate crown]

the only thing I'm looking forward to is wolf among us 2, I don't even care if thr stories trash, just let me be bigby

[gloomy roost]

https://tenor.com/bSd77.gif

[upbeat bobcat]

Big muscle wolf man

[slate crown]

yes.

[west owl]

literally dumbo

[west owl]

dumbo let your hair grow

[slate crown]

i was about to shave bald

[west owl]

theres nothing more sexy than male asians with long hair

[gloomy roost]

I was a huge Black Ops fan, didn't care too much about lootboxes in BO3 but those were simpler times, BO4 just fell flat

[slate crown]

im joining the khaaytil club

[real tinsel]

BECOME BALD

merge with me

[slate crown]

bro im not 100% asian

[upbeat bobcat]

Fish fear me , bald want me

[west owl]

fucking krillin

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gB-Vcyrk8s

[real tinsel]

🍆 out for harambe

[grizzled meadow]

What did I miss?

@slate crown send the photo

[gloomy roost]

Maybe I should finish EDF5

[west owl]

nah he is going krilin

[real tinsel]

unbelievable

[real tinsel]

you all forgot about dicks out for harambe?

[grizzled meadow]

Fucking millenials

[west owl]

are you not one of them?

[real tinsel]

you're a millennial dingus

[west owl]

[slate crown]

no you didn't miss anything, i was just announcing that im joining the khaaytil club and going bald

[west owl]

of us*

[gloomy roost]

Fucking Italians

[grizzled meadow]

Do it

I'm bald as well

[slate crown]

🤝

[west owl]

bald force

[grizzled meadow]

The fucking italians had an official poll about naming a bridge "Harambe"

Fucking millenials

[slate crown]

bro you don't understand

[gloomy roost]

Skill issue

[west owl]

so much self hate falco

[gloomy roost]

Ong

[west owl]

is not healthy

[slate crown]

my head is literally the shape of tyler1's

[slim osprey]

Imagine being bald

Couldn't be me

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/anger-issues-issues-tyler-screaming-disappear-meme-gif-23950735

[gloomy roost]

My condolences

[west owl]

not a cute one

[grizzled meadow]

I was saying that as a victory

Unfortunately, of course, it didn't worked out

[west owl]

like my life

[slate crown]

im not going for a cute look, complete opposite in fact

[west owl]

transcending, what a madlad

[slate crown]

im going full Heisenberg

[pastel quartz]

Ya can always go for a cute look just because?

[slate crown]

i can get a beanie

[west owl]

ofc the woman had to say that

[slate crown]

a pink beanie

[gloomy roost]

Man looks like a brick

Iirc

[slate crown]

more specifically

a kirby beanie

where it looks like he's swallowing my head

[west owl]

just get a pink wig

and a mini skirt

[slate crown]

because my girl loves kirby

[pastel quartz]

Ehehehe

That's so dumb, I love it

[gloomy roost]

[slate crown]

I'd go bald just as an excuse to wear this

[real tinsel]

when children look at me they become mortified and change their direction

[west owl]

your heads sweat in the vietcong jungle will make it look that kirby is drooling

[slate crown]

too specific

and i live in the middle of a city my guy

the nearest jungle is in my gfs panties

[west owl]

[gloomy roost]

[west owl]

what a fucking hippie

[slim osprey]

Gah damn

[slate crown]

praise the mighty bush

[real tinsel]

bush is hot

this man clearly never witnessed the presence of an organic vagina

[pastel quartz]

Oh jeez...

[west owl]

and that's why i shave it, i already sweat my ballz off enough

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/vcyjJOdBtL0

[slim osprey]

What if I made a path down the middle?

[placid sail]

ha neither

[plucky void]

your head is shaped like a head? fascinating

[placid sail]

I mean cool meme

[slate crown]

clearly you haven't seen the tyler1 dent

[real tinsel]

if a person gets hit by a car in front of me and i laugh, am i bad person

[slate crown]

everytime he wears his headphones it clicks in place like a lego

[real tinsel]

unironic question

[plucky void]

so... like headphones are supposed to?

[pastel quartz]

You're bald then?

[slate crown]

bruh

apparently Tyler1s bald head is explicit content

[real tinsel]

i am a virus, spreading baldness

[real tinsel]

today a quarter of brainfart members, tomorrow the entire europe

[west owl]

fucking clyde at it again

[slate crown]

look at that shit

literally a DENT

[west owl]

i thought you meant the lateral ones

[upbeat bobcat]

He was born with a headset what you expect

[pastel quartz]

The infamous headset imprint

[west owl]

idk man is that a dent, or the fade of the headphones

[upbeat bobcat]

Strong fade at that

[slate crown]

oh the photo i wanted to send which was labled explicit is even worse

[upbeat bobcat]

Lebron would be jelly

[placid sail]

constructed alternatively

[grizzled meadow]

Built different*

[placid sail]

yeah that was the joke man

[west owl]

adaptive engineering

[slim osprey]

Constructed in an unorthodox manner

[plucky void]

manufactured exotically

[west owl]

now those are the dents i meant

[pastel quartz]

It's been produced by usin very complex, intricate processes!

[west owl]

a fucking deflated ball

[slate crown]

i want to believe that this was edited

but it's the original

[west owl]

i think it is the original ye

[slim osprey]

God damn

[slate crown]

wait hang on a sec

[slim osprey]

Hang on to what?

[west owl]

diz nuts

sry

[slate crown]

the only thing missing is the black and white

[slate crown]

yes much better

ty khaa

[real tinsel]

who has rising storm 2

@everyone

[west owl]

i have one only

[real tinsel]

pango do you have rising storm 2

[slate crown]

i wish

[real tinsel]

it was free on epic games, you didn't take it?

[slate crown]

i can just step outside

[west owl]

[slate crown]

was it?

[real tinsel]

yeah

[slate crown]

then again my potato ass pc wouldn't be able to run it at 10 fps

[real tinsel]

we should find a game all of us has and make a gaming time

[glad carbon]

you should all play chivalry 2

[slate crown]

that would be sick

[west owl]

pz seemed like it was almos rolling

[real tinsel]

dumptruck's pc would kill itself

[pastel quartz]

That'd be pure chaos heh

[glad carbon]

some swordfighting among friends

just bro stuff

nah its not that resource intensive on low graphics

[slate crown]

i could go out to an internet cafe though

[real tinsel]

we can play chivalry 1 though which doesn't demand much pc power

[glad carbon]

true

[slate crown]

you can rent high end pcs to play

[real tinsel]

how about garry's mod

[pastel quartz]

Oh god

[slate crown]

don't got garrys mod either

[glad carbon]

TTT??

[slate crown]

i only got terraria

[pastel quartz]

What??!

[slate crown]

and

that's about it really

[pastel quartz]

That's kinda sad..

[glad carbon]

sven coop?

[slate crown]

most of my games are pirated

oh sven coop

[glad carbon]

not that resource intensive, free on steam, and half life 1

[west owl]

terraria is still a lot of fun

[real tinsel]

i told them but no one said anything

[slate crown]

damn

[west owl]

i haven't played since 2009 prob

[glad carbon]

you guys gotta play that

[gloomy roost]

I did

And then I played Calamity

[real tinsel]

same

great game

[gloomy roost]

Now im burned out

[real tinsel]

hence the reason i recommended we play that

[glad carbon]

calamity is pretty decent with multiplayer

[gloomy roost]

Got Terraria from the GF Pango?

It's fun yeah

[slate crown]

yup

always play it with her

she's an insanely good builder

[gloomy roost]

Nice

[pastel quartz]

You're defo her pack mule

[west owl]

oof

[real tinsel]

hauling all that loot on his mantruck

[slate crown]

nah im the guy who make sure she doesn't die while she makes the hell bridges and shit

its honest work

[pastel quartz]

Ohh? Well, that's very nice of ya!

But you're still carryin all those blocks, aren't ya

[slate crown]

nah bro

[real tinsel]

i have terraria but played it for a very short time

still have it installed though

[slate crown]

gotta make room for all my guns and ammunition

[pastel quartz]

You're packing some heat, jeez!

[real tinsel]

he is, indeed

[slate crown]

brainfart terraria definitely sounds fun but how are we going to get a server, or do we just organize for someone to host it?

[real tinsel]

latter?

[slate crown]

who here has the most stable internet though

[real tinsel]

present to me your steam profile, man with the huge ass

[west owl]

that would be one way, really the biggest worry is where the server should be located

[fading shuttle]

I bring you incomprehensible horrors born of the human mind

[west owl]

a russian one probably?

[slate crown]

shiet i can be the server host

I've got an entire week off which means i can be online whenever

[placid sail]

look who's woken up from the coma
https://youtu.be/XhzkskTJUUM

[real tinsel]

i already posted it mordorian, you're late

[placid sail]

dang

[real tinsel]

we discussed it

[placid sail]

I was only partly watching while playing aram, sorry

[real tinsel]

cons of playing league of legends

[fading shuttle]

That games been in the oven so long the chances of it being any good are too low

[west owl]

i was thinking a mid ruski server would be better, but idk if with all the hassle it might be trouble

[real tinsel]

pango why do you have a vac ban

[gloomy roost]

Was it on CSGO?

[real tinsel]

library is hidden

[slate crown]

little cousin used hacks on my account

i don't even play CS anyways

wait

HOW TF DID YOU FIND MY ACCOUNT

[real tinsel]

i assumed your gf's steam name would be same as her reddit name so i searched for her then went through her friends list

[slate crown]

how did you know which one was me though

[real tinsel]

i tried pangolin first but there were too many results

[real tinsel]

name history

[slate crown]

breh

[west owl]

a real fed right here

[slate crown]

can't have shit in detroit

[real tinsel]

i found bz11k that way as well

i also found his real name because dumbass put it on his steam description

[slate crown]

remind me not you piss you off

i don't wanna get doxxed

[west owl]

i would only send you cum my dear dumbo

well precinted, no spilling

[slate crown]

Khaaytil is the Nardwuar of #🎪bruh-fart

[west owl]

yes

[real tinsel]

he has hair

[west owl]

he does interviews and he is always praised for how in depth he goes prepared

[real tinsel]

i don't

where's similarity

[real tinsel]

ahh

[west owl]

maybe is a wig

[slate crown]

the average breakfast of PangolinStirfry

[west owl]

lettuce?

[slate crown]

bowl weighs over 10lbs

[west owl]

cant see shit

[slate crown]

just rice and shit

over 1kg of food

[gloomy roost]

My man

Are you using basic bitch opera

[west owl]

i kinda envy that know

[slate crown]

so?

[west owl]

i spent year~ trying to go ascetic in the diet

one meal a day and meat reserved for at most once a week

and now i cannot eat big even if i want to

[gloomy roost]

Has the 500 opera gx youtuber ads not convinced you?

[slate crown]

wat

[west owl]

is not the same one?

[slate crown]

oh

i am using opera GX

sorry im having trouble reading and demolishing this food at the same time

[thin willow]

1kg of rice?

man's bulking

[slate crown]

bruh you're probably going to calculate the angle of sunlight in my room to send an ICB missile on my ass

[west owl]

you wish

[grizzled meadow]

@gloomy roost @slate crown
Is it good? (Opera GX)

[slate crown]

definitely better than chrome

doesn't eat up my memory

[grizzled meadow]

Imagine using Chrome

[west owl]

[slate crown]

[grizzled meadow]

Firefox enjoyer vs Chrome average

[west owl]

in my defence only in windows

in the laptop is safari

[ripe ibex]

firefox my beloved

[west owl]

and in the debian partition and vms is firefox

[gloomy roost]

I like it yeah

Used Firefox

[real tinsel]

no

[wide bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/859635505385832448/1011790146313650366/trim.3DE44DFD-36FC-4F6D-818C-1B29D14AC04C.mov

[upbeat bobcat]

Firefox is so good that it even allows some addons to be used on Android, same addons, same names etc.

[solar quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/995125404429987840/tea.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

Exactly

[grizzled meadow]

No I didn't finished the show yet but I've kek'd anyway

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/691490732300566548/1003527938324582502/ohmahgawd.mov

[slate crown]

almost forgot to upload this today

[upbeat bobcat]

That ending tho

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399228355066724353/1011799496113541160/cane.mp4

[west owl]

had to add the fade @grizzled meadow

[slate crown]

deserved la chancla beating

[gloomy roost]

Weeeeeee

Got a win in the new BR

[slate crown]

which one

[west owl]

^

[upbeat bobcat]

Brazil?

[west owl]

[slate crown]

Kingfall?

[gloomy roost]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1190340/SUPER_PEOPLE/

Steam

SUPER PEOPLE

WONDER PEOPLE presents a battle royale shooter that will revolutionize how you think about the genre.In SUPER PEOPLE, take control of a super-soldier, each with their own unique skills and special abilities. Battle it out with other players and survive until you are the last player or squad standing.Make your character stronger in various ways a...

Release Date

TBA

▶ Play video

[upbeat bobcat]

Korean butter face simulator

[west owl]

thats quite a title

[gloomy roost]

Feels very responsivo

[slate crown]

fukin discord

[west owl]

dont do it dump

is already enough fucked

[gloomy roost]

Also i can kill people and they can ask themselves?
"Huh, I've been killed by an South African?" Do they even have internet there?"

Because apparently you can have your countries flag shown when killing people etc

[upbeat bobcat]

Meanwhile I'm from Zimbabwe

[gloomy roost]

[upbeat bobcat]

Wtf is that flag

[west owl]

noice, it would be better though if you could see the flags mid fight, with voice chat would actually be a battle royal proper for a gamer

[upbeat bobcat]

@plucky void

[slate crown]

100 gecs is really something else

[upbeat bobcat]

Aka. allowing 8 year olds to use the gamer word

[west owl]

not the, all of them

[slate crown]

even better than crack cocaine

[glad carbon]

this was already a game?

I remember watching some guys play it months ago

still in final beta eh

[gloomy roost]

Closed beta was a month or 3 ago

Open beta now

[glad carbon]

neat

rather play culinary royale lol

[gloomy roost]

I like it, feels like PUBG but a bit more life?

A

h

Bot royale you say?

[glad carbon]

who needs superheros when you can wear pans as hats

[glad carbon]

op is 14

[plucky void]

good wisdom, urianger

[urban ocean]

https://youtu.be/sAKJzQgPeL0

[mortal violet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/976128220099399711/1011842118391701544/mha.mp4

[plucky void]

I can't even comprehend what I'm seeing

[glad carbon]

its just hardees/carls junior

thats the area with the cups drinks n condiments bro

[real tinsel]

drbdrbdbudrurudbrudrbrdurdubrbdururbdrudrbrudrdrdbrurdurbdrudrbdrudrbdurdbrdurdrbdurdbrdurudbrdurbdurdbr

[real tinsel]

i'm a girl

[narrow lotus]

[real tinsel]

he's literally me fr https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_uiYqG-SZQ

[radiant grove]

is that an ai generated image

[swift scarab]

https://youtu.be/8wtmtpP5OHA

[tame hazel]

my next class is in 2 hours and a half

so bored

[abstract path]

A good yet rough morning everyone

[eager quest]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-herrington-sergeant-sergeant-billy-herrington-drill-sergeant-gachi-gif-23195006

hello chat

[abstract path]

Hello skully

Hru this mornin

[stone blade]

alo?

hi?

[abstract path]

Hi!

Hru?

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/657716753802985502/1010490823386873917/0474.mp4

[stone blade]

existing

[abstract path]

Poggers

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh5jEQraXaw

the gigachad song

peopel went to some phonk artists

saw the first song and picked that

[real tinsel]

phonk is the second most retarded music genre

[stone blade]

alright

[heady crow]

@stone blade

[stone blade]

my favourite look

[stone blade]

https://open.spotify.com/artist/4RycVV0wJt75nxSx9CQwsx?si=NY349e0mRki_gzCgchPqsQ

them 800 listens

oh its in german

[heady crow]

Nice flex

[stone blade]

thats a lot for a black metal band you know

these guys are on the top

Love how edgy panzerfaust are

[pastel quartz]

Gotta love the WW1 Prussian inspired titles of those songs heh

[stone blade]

da

[thin willow]

As if 2022 couldn't get any worse

Stalker is real

[abstract path]

Okg stalker is real

I wanna go there now

[placid sail]

to this day I still don't know why it was there

gooooood afternoon goddamit

[placid sail]

intermittent fasting? interesting! what was your physique before you started that, if you don't mind me asking?

[eager quest]

aint no way im intimidated by someone standing like that

[thin willow]

I did not see the arms at first

I thought bro was doing a sexy squat

[eager quest]

OH SHIT

UR RIGHT

THOSE ARE ARMS

WTF

[thin willow]

YOU DID TOO

[eager quest]

AHAHHAHHAHAH

the dude's legs look too short to be fully extended

thats why i thought those arent arms

for fucks sake

fucking midget

[thin willow]

The way this looks

[thin willow]

It's all fun and games until you see Cawl

[abstract path]

Good pre-afternoon mate

Hru this morning

[placid sail]

just straight up to work

pretty sure the boss is aiming to sacrifice me in order to build a pyramid properly at this point

but jokes on him I'm into esoteric practises involving human sacrifices

[pastel quartz]

visible concern

[thin willow]

sacrifice him before he sacrifices you

first man to get the obsidian sword wins

[placid sail]

relaaaaax mate it's a part of my plan to emerge from the pyramid at the day of the grand opening while shouting I LIVED BITCH

[arctic kraken]

Cool man stalker is real

I can't believe it

[placid sail]

but then I get to be a boss instead, and his job fucking sucks

my dude is drinking vodka raw all his free time just to stay functional

[pastel quartz]

Oh jeez..

I'm pretty sure it doesn't work like that

At least it shouldn't

[thin willow]

That's how Europeans do it

[placid sail]

like seriously, my employers are complete psychos, they've told me how he and our project manager curator from the main company while getting absolutely slammed with booze on Friday night having no sleep and going into meeting call immediately next morning at 6 am with the clients

[upbeat bobcat]

Coping at it's finest

[pastel quartz]

Wow

That's uhm... not healthy at all

[placid sail]

yeah it's like the moment that dude gets completely sober he'll just crumble down like an old building

[thin willow]

It's better than drugs

(the American way)

[upbeat bobcat]

There's no better way I'm afraid in these scenerios

[placid sail]

IT'S THE RUSSIAN WAY BABY

WORK BURN OUT DRINK REPEAT

[pastel quartz]

Oh god ahahaha

[placid sail]

but yeah honestly I don't get it how a person can live like that and not question their sanity

the boss's got himself some sweet house in the outskirts of Moscow though

[upbeat bobcat]

That's how it works

[pastel quartz]

Sacrificing your life for stuff like that, yuppp

[upbeat bobcat]

You work to the bone, cope with your life while boss lives

[placid sail]

so I guess the plan is to make all the money in the world till you're 30-35 and then live the rest of the time at your own leisure while tending to numerous health issues in your condo

[thin willow]

Some people have nothing but their job so they sacrifice their whole lives for it

[heady crow]

well you got 2 years to go at the very least

[pastel quartz]

Whaddya bet that he'll later tell his grandkids "Don't waste your youth on work"?

[placid sail]

not my style though, I think I'm gonna bounce soon

[placid sail]

none

[thin willow]

Waste it on education so you work less

[placid sail]

his father is exactly like him

[pastel quartz]

Ouchh

I guess it runs in the family then hehehe

[placid sail]

education is a joke in our parts

[thin willow]

You're Slavic aren't you

[upbeat bobcat]

Good

[placid sail]

around 70-80% of graduates don't work in their profession

[placid sail]

да братан но как ты узнал

[thin willow]

Kurwa

Panie ja nie ponimaju

[pastel quartz]

Huh?

[placid sail]

ah I see

Poland fren

[thin willow]

Education really is a joke around here

I guess it's a running theme with eastern European countries

I'm glad I went into trade

[placid sail]

it runs in the work ethnics themselves

[pastel quartz]

Futurama posting!

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/abell46s-reface-robot-bot-bailando-gif-18911114

[pastel quartz]

Ehehehe

[thin willow]

It's hard coded into our brains to overwork ourselves to secure a future for our family

Pretty understandable seeing how life was 20 years ago

[placid sail]

pretty much, also everything is expensive as fuck right now

the thing that stops me from bouncing is just thinking about how absolutely shitty the autumn is gonna be

[thin willow]

Ive been getting sugar from the Netherlands 😭

[placid sail]

it's going to be a full scale blowout

[stone blade]

Hi

[placid sail]

dam boy living good

[thin willow]

Don't be deceived

It's simply cheaper to import it

[placid sail]

oh

[thin willow]

1 euro a pack vs 2 euros worth in Poland

[placid sail]

that's just my mind going "import = expensive stuff" lol

[thin willow]

The eastern European way

[upbeat bobcat]

Imagine having euro currency

[placid sail]

imagine having any stable currency at all

[upbeat bobcat]

yup

[pastel quartz]

Hehehe..

[placid sail]

though tbh everyone is kinda getting rough times now, it seems

[upbeat bobcat]

Depends

Western Europe?

Getting there

We're already deep in shit

At least I've been deep in shit for at least 6 years now

[placid sail]

well, they're getting their ass frozen this winter at the very least, which isn't cash money

[upbeat bobcat]

Ya

[heady crow]

maybe not cash money to you

or well to western europeans i guess

[placid sail]

lmao

[heady crow]

but to me?

[placid sail]

Bruno is like AT LAST THE LONG WINTER IS HERE COME MY FROZEN GIANTS BRETHREN IT IS FINALLY TIME TO CONQUER EUROPE

[upbeat bobcat]

Time to breathe

[heady crow]

the fingolian horde will conquer our ancient steppe lands once again

the khanate will rise again

[pastel quartz]

Oh jeez..

[heady crow]

but fr it was like 12c when i was going to school yesterday morning and i was in bliss

[upbeat bobcat]

12 and you bliss?

[heady crow]

excited for it to be between 10 and 18c for the next month or two

[upbeat bobcat]

That's new

[heady crow]

oh yeah walking around in a hoodie and not getting sweaty is nice

[upbeat bobcat]

Y'all getting soft

[heady crow]

12c is different after summer and winter

[placid sail]

you're like my friend who sweats at 10c except he weights 125 kg

[heady crow]

is he a muscle head or?

[placid sail]

no, no, full on cardiovascular disease and cholesterol in and out

used to do that thing in the uni

[upbeat bobcat]

I might or not have those but I sweat in those temperatures as well but I've never been out of my country so, weather changes.

[placid sail]

he bought two 0,3 nestea bottles

he would chug one in an instant and slowly sip the other one

complete man whale

[pastel quartz]

Oh gosh, there's so much sugar in those

[placid sail]

yup! he also drinks and smokes

[upbeat bobcat]

Yikes

[pastel quartz]

Ouchies

[placid sail]

aaaand he has heart issues since his childhood

dude just went fuck it

[upbeat bobcat]

Just existing

[pastel quartz]

He's like "What's one more health issue on the mountain I've got already?"

[placid sail]

self-destruction is the most popular school of magic here

[placid sail]

pretty much, yeah

[placid sail]

though it's very likely he'd feel much better if he has gone healthier way but alas

[placid sail]

Stepan my beloved

[upbeat bobcat]

Not everyone has the willpower to change the things for good

[placid sail]

oh I know, I don't judge him

well, maybe a tiny mini bit

[upbeat bobcat]

It's not a shame to think better of someone

[placid sail]

I mean, it's just not that productive to pester someone with shit like that

[pastel quartz]

Just gotta keep those thoughts to yourself, I guess

[placid sail]

I've been there, it's not really helping, just makes you feel more like shit

[pastel quartz]

You better take care of yourself..

[quartz saffron]

https://youtu.be/VqasJcCUAA8

new vid

[placid sail]

yo sseth

[pastel quartz]

Oh my goddd, did the stars align?

[placid sail]

no way, you watch sseth too?

[pastel quartz]

Duhh hehehe

[placid sail]

of course it starts with an economical rant lol

[pastel quartz]

That's a classic tho

[proud ice]

Sseth is love

Sseth is life

Sseth is provider of material that gives me excuse to buy industrial-grade bleach

[placid sail]

organ harvesting sim was bussin

[proud ice]

Sosmetimes

[placid sail]

ayo hold on what

[proud ice]

Only reason I will buy a Kinect

[heady crow]

Oh man

Does remind me of my seconf year in HS

Every long break i would go out to the local market and buy a 8 pack of cookies for like 1

It was maybe like 400gram pack in totsl

That with an energy drink or cola i was packing on the calories and it still shows

[placid sail]

oh shit Bruno lore

[pastel quartz]

Write that down, write that down!

[placid sail]

so you went from being chubby in school to shredded king?

dude you really are the perfect role model for brainfart

[upbeat bobcat]

Don't you remember he was showing his chubs couple months back?

[placid sail]

I guess I've missed that

[upbeat bobcat]

It was around brainfart first started to become a thing

[pastel quartz]

So before time even existed?

[placid sail]

right, probably have lurked in generals that time, like a complete neonate

[upbeat bobcat]

We are the architects of the brainfart yeye

Bz, Bruno, Ivan, me, Falco(even though he became more active around here after mod), Kha

Crystal? Don't remember how long he's been here

[placid sail]

ah yes, the founding fathers of delirious steaming pile of shitposts full of homoerotic tension that is #🎪bruh-fart

[pastel quartz]

Ya could put that into the desc of this channel because it's super accurate hehehe

[placid sail]

I'm somewhat proud that my dubious unlicensed practises got me in the description anyway hehe

[pastel quartz]

Dubious

That makes it sound like you're doin sum shady stuff!

[placid sail]

I am indeed

[pastel quartz]

What

[placid sail]

since giving psychological advice to complete strangers without any proper education is really shady thing to do

but I'm trying to keep it safe, also said strangers can't/won't afford proper help anyway

[upbeat bobcat]

Ye, "we also provide psychological and medical support" is mostly Bz

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/team-fortress2-tf2-medic-i-have-no-idea-no-idea-gif-17644007

[pastel quartz]

Obviously gotta say "Seek out a professional, of course" so you're not credible for any uhm...

Problems

[placid sail]

yeah I'm repeating that like a parrot but there are issues on the other side wth that most of the time unfortunately

[upbeat bobcat]

Opens up a pack of prozac hmm?

[heady crow]

oh ive always been really skinny fat

[placid sail]

and I honestly feel them, our psychology industry is kinda shitty too, high prices, quite hard to find a proper specialist who you also vibe with, some of them are straight up unprofessional

[heady crow]

even when i was on the waterpolo grind going 4-5 times a week to 2 hour practises my physique didnt really change

rn im in the best shape of my life so

[upbeat bobcat]

Nice

[placid sail]

skinny fat?

[pastel quartz]

Yuuup, tho at least it's bein addressed now and not like "You belong in an insane asylum"

[heady crow]

oh yeah like your limbs dont have alot of fat and you dont have alot of muscle mass but your mid body has a fuckton of fat

sort of like that

[placid sail]

we still got those, and people are treated like shit there

[heady crow]

so your arms are skinny but your mid body is fat

[placid sail]

literally beaten and held on drooling vegetable grade meds

[abstract path]

Who

[pastel quartz]

Jeez..

[upbeat bobcat]

Simply test subjects

[abstract path]

Oh

I see.

Jeez

[placid sail]

so don't ever get into an asylum in here if you happen to visit lol

[abstract path]

Xd

[placid sail]

oh I see

[abstract path]

I most probably will never

[heady crow]

ye its a really akward physique

[upbeat bobcat]

I'll probably push Kha into asylum walls and leave

[placid sail]

I mean it's not that bad

[heady crow]

especially when starting out at the gym. You cant do a proper bulk aka eat alot bcs youll just get more fat

and cant lose weight aka cut bcs you dont have any muscles

but then again beginners can do anything at the gym and get insane muscle mass at the start

[placid sail]

so you start with a lot of cardio, I assume?

[abstract path]

What about later

[heady crow]

a body recomp aka eating at a slight calorie surplus and try to lose fat and get muscle mass at the same time

[heady crow]

as time goes on youll see less and less progress at the gym

[abstract path]

Oh ok

Yeah true

[heady crow]

but that can be alleviated by just getting more experienced as time goes on and making the whole process of getting muscle mass more efficient

be it out of the gym or in the gym

[abstract path]

Wellll i need dumb bells

Lel

[pastel quartz]

Oh by the way, Bruno!

[heady crow]

you can start out with calisthenics and try to progress with that

but you being so light makes it pretty bad for building muscle kek

[pastel quartz]

Can ya send the Lalo Salamanca video thingi?

[abstract path]

What is calisthenics

[heady crow]

body weight movements

[abstract path]

Ahhh

Well!

Oh fuck

Hold on!!

[heady crow]

ill try to find it

[pastel quartz]

Thank youuu

[upbeat bobcat]

I got some berries around here

[heady crow]

rn on laptop so shouldnt have it saved

[pastel quartz]

No worries! Just been tryna find it again but well

It got buried in all the messages heh

[heady crow]

@pastel quartz this one?

[pastel quartz]

Yess!

Thankssss

[heady crow]

np

edit goes hard

[pastel quartz]

I'm gonna send this to a friend, she freakin loves Lalo ehehe

[placid sail]

https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/hdgifs/Highpitched+hedgehog_a688c0_9816056.mp4

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqasJcCUAA8

[pastel quartz]

Watched it, it's hilarious ehehe

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/786646836885717096/1011942242140819526/video0-21.mov

[heady crow]

ah did it really get posted already or?

[placid sail]

yup

[heady crow]

me

[stone blade]

https://open.spotify.com/album/0gx64COFIr2aZLjtbYwQFG?si=t3QIIAX8Td6rpyyvhgCVsA shut up bitch lunar lexicon playing

time to gather knowledge

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/bulgaria-gasp-gasps-gif-24761609

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1000278133066453032/1003854932098691083/buAaqHXR-1.gif

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-climber-but-heres-the-but-heres-but-cat-gif-26471612

[abstract path]

No dummy

Phone calls

Gee -3-

[placid sail]

I am already accustomed to sseth being completely mental but droping a new vid about vore/inflation fetish game is spicy

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-barrage-jojo-cat-barrage-cat-punched-gif-24254519

[real tinsel]

honestly i expected you to be a vasili or a seryoja

[abstract path]

huh?

[placid sail]

dude that's so mid

[real tinsel]

what would you suggest

what's your preferable name

[heady crow]

then what is it

[abstract path]

Uhhhh crystal?

What else you gonna ask about-
My pronouns?

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/837729372575105084/1010037278212624394/trim.6F5FE88D-D3B9-4420-8573-9DA95B7F42F7.mov

Crystal is crystal

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/837729372575105084/1010053491907100713/8wY6kXJwEqHFlwb-.mp4

[placid sail]

didn't I tell you?

[heady crow]

i dont think so

[pastel quartz]

Is Bzzzz havin a forgetful moment?

[placid sail]

aight well since that BALD INSUFFERABLE ASSHOLE is doxxing me on a regular basis, might as well tell it myself I guess, it's Nikita

[heady crow]

oh my god

[placid sail]

what

[abstract path]

I think he is

[heady crow]

just like tarkovs lead dev fr fr

[abstract path]

Has

Had

Uh

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/moist-critical-gif-18538102

[abstract path]

Broken english

Help

[heady crow]

Nikita is a cool fucking name tho

[placid sail]

lmao

[real tinsel]

i didn't even doxx you

[placid sail]

you did at least twice or thrice