🎪bruh-fart

[clear prism]

For both, put ***

[slate crown]

there we go

tks dad

[clear prism]

👍

[fading shuttle]

every second i spend sleeping

the lore expands

god fucking damn it

[slate crown]

[clear prism]

The most important lore plots seem to be happening at the times when barely any of us are present

[fading shuttle]

I WASNT THERE

[slate crown]

im always here

[clear prism]

Hello always here

[slate crown]

aaaaalways watching

[clear prism]

I am @clear prism

[clear prism]

🤝

[fading shuttle]

are you

[clear prism]

Killer Bean, what a goddamn classic

[devout surge]

that is a rice grain

[slate crown]

i remembered watching that shit when it was still on DVD

[slate crown]

sadly i lost the disc

[clear prism]

🤝

[narrow lotus]

Hello gtanil how are u

[clear prism]

The winds speak fortune and of good luck

[narrow lotus]

Keeping urself from getting discor'd yes?

[clear prism]

So I am doing very nicely 👍

Yes

[narrow lotus]

Good , very good

[clear prism]

Well, not entirely, no

[narrow lotus]

🤝

[clear prism]

I had to do a little trolling earlier

[narrow lotus]

I reckon u had

[clear prism]

:)

[heady crow]

Fr

[real tinsel]

yesterday i slept for like 4-5 hours and when i wake up there was 1163 new messages

didn't read a single one of them, turned off my pc and went back to sleep

[fading shuttle]

geniunely cant fucking sleep

you dont understand, THE LORE I NEED IT

[real tinsel]

go to brainfart lore and constantly update it then

it's in the pins

[fading shuttle]

i must see the lore myself as it unfolds, i do not chronicle it

[real tinsel]

that's just an excuse to be lazy

[fading shuttle]

yes

that, and i am comfy with the only lore about me is that im bulgarian

[slate crown]

i did a lil update everynow and then in the lore when khaas not around

[real tinsel]

how many brainfarters play league of legends jesus

insert some pussy into your lives

gtanil has a gf wtf

i thought he's got ed

[slate crown]

Juno won't like it when she sees this

[fading shuttle]

ohno

[real tinsel]

do we have proof?

[fading shuttle]

well he slid into the dms

[slate crown]

idk who wrote it

[real tinsel]

preferably video proof

[slate crown]

but i have a hunch it mightve been Ivan

[real tinsel]

who's ivan

[slate crown]

@stone blade

[real tinsel]

ahhh IVAAAAN

[slate crown]

yes IVAAAN

[lusty sonnet]

Juno's also got edited btw

[fading shuttle]

like i said a day ago

damn why did juno get exposed like that

[slate crown]

i wonder who did it

[lusty sonnet]

I really do wonder the same

[real tinsel]

juno arc is the most interesting brainfarter arc

gets pinged by the whole channel, leaves with frustration, comes back and joins the gang, turns the mordorian homeless man into her boyfriend and possibly future husband

[slate crown]

truly inspiring

[fading shuttle]

never forget we thought for a while they were a clone of crystal

[real tinsel]

if she puts bz11k in a mechanical bull and destroys his manhole with a horse cock i'll declare her the badassest brainfart arc

[real tinsel]

also that yes

[slate crown]

they're probably roleplaying in the dms as we speak

[fading shuttle]

im scared to find out what they are talking about honestly

its either gonna be extremely unsettling

or so sweet i fucking die from second hand embarrasment and cringe

[slate crown]

well she did mention alot of slapping and bz11k was into that shit

[fading shuttle]

👀

[slate crown]

i can only imagine the possibilities

[real tinsel]

if he's into it so much he should've come to me

i have very heavy hands, i could separate his ass flesh from his ass bones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc6l67BUuew

my ex after i made her listen to the portal loop youtube video for 7 hours

i can actually understand why she doesn't want to get back together

[slate crown]

did the same to my gf as a joke once

she loves it more than i do now

[real tinsel]

based gf

mine wasn't as based unfortunately

i can't believe i didn't see the most obvious red flag: she doesn't like monty python

who doesn't like monty python

[slate crown]

smh

[real tinsel]

it's like one of the first abstract humor movies

[slate crown]

i even had the original dvd

[real tinsel]

it put the fundamentals on nowadays quality memes

[stone blade]

it wasn't me

[slate crown]

it's ok i was just making a broad assumption

you're barely around when the real lore shit happens

you're too busy getting that bread in tarkov

[abstract path]

Lol

[slate crown]

on that grind 24/7

[abstract path]

Brainfart lore

Also i have been generating some images

[slate crown]

the brainfart iceberg conspiracy goes DEEP

[abstract path]

It looks good but idk lmao

[stone blade]

ye

[slate crown]

'ELO

[real tinsel]

the last one looks like the crystal from a porn i've watched yesterday

[abstract path]

Whu---

The person u mean?

[real tinsel]

send this to #old-emotes-suggestion

[real tinsel]

PORNO

CRYSTAL

not "crystal" as in you but the actual object

[eager quest]

@real tinsel why are u in vc alone

waiting for juno?

[real tinsel]

waiting for @grizzled meadow

[abstract path]

Can't you have sex with a crystal typically?

[eager quest]

oh

[eager quest]

anything is a dildo if ur brave enough

[real tinsel]

i like my dick a bit too much to attempt such thing

[eager quest]

or, other way around

[abstract path]

Same here

[eager quest]

put a hole in it

[slate crown]

done and done

[abstract path]

Say goodbye to your pp then

Lol

[eager quest]

i thought you were a woman

guess i should stop assuming stuff like this

[abstract path]

I am just sort of one

I never said what exactly i am

[real tinsel]

he does radiate enormous amounts of femininity

[abstract path]

Can agrer

Agree

[real tinsel]

what do i radiate

[abstract path]

The fuck is wrong with my keyboard

[eager quest]

fatherless one

[eager quest]

not woman

[slate crown]

what do i radiate?

[real tinsel]

aw that's so menial

[abstract path]

Your pfp gives me cool vibes actually
Looks kinda like both,but more male radiation

[eager quest]

submissiveness

[real tinsel]

massive man butt energy

[slate crown]

veri naice

[abstract path]

Submissive, breedable, would take commands

[lusty sonnet]

smells like projecting

[abstract path]

Lol

[real tinsel]

there's something extremely hot in dominating a man who's bigger than you

[real tinsel]

i'd probably destroy pango's ass

with consent of course

[abstract path]

Sounds

Yes.

[real tinsel]

his gf's consent

there's a 99% chance she'd let me bang pango if she gets to watch

[abstract path]

Omg xD

Such a voyeur

[eager quest]

https://tenor.com/view/life-lol-blow-suck-climb-gif-12594095

[real tinsel]

since pango is a himbo (apparently) he doesn't get to have a say

[real tinsel]

this reminds me of the thomas ladder clip

[abstract path]

Looks dumb
Idk what it reminds me of

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O47wvvEG50

[eager quest]

if it looks dumb

its definitely u

[abstract path]

Well you probably had dumber moments then me

-w-

[eager quest]

i

highly doubt

[eager quest]

also

are u

[real tinsel]

this conversation is making me hard

[eager quest]

a woman with a dick

or

whats the catch here

man to female or female to male?

"sort of a woman"

what does that mean

[abstract path]

You may never know

[real tinsel]

are you trying to have sex with him @eager quest

[eager quest]

@real tinsel are u talking in vc btw or is the no mute just a way to deceive?

[eager quest]

no

im just wondering what he/she/they/it/zey/zem/xey/xem meant

[real tinsel]

how about you join in and see for yourself

[eager quest]

when he/she/they/it/zey/zem/xey/xem said "sort of one"

[abstract path]

I see what it was

[eager quest]

what was it

[abstract path]

Go in join

[real tinsel]

how about you eat shit and continue having absolutely zero bitches skully

[abstract path]

Lmao

[eager quest]

not this again

@real tinsel can u hear me

[real tinsel]

nope

[eager quest]

is that over a soundboard or ur phone?

[real tinsel]

soundboard

[eager quest]

hmmmm

[abstract path]

Hmmm

[eager quest]

loud sounds do not disturb me

try again

[real tinsel]

the point wasn't disturbing people

[abstract path]

Maybe just vibe?

[real tinsel]

maybe

[abstract path]

Just maybe

[eager quest]

https://tenor.com/view/enel-gif-23012012

[real tinsel]

is russian the new n word?

[eager quest]

ni||ce ca||r

[slate crown]

finish it

[real tinsel]

i could kill you @slate crown

[slate crown]

you fokin wot

[eager quest]

the fucking reactions

hold on

[real tinsel]

i said i COULD destroy your THICC manbutt

[slate crown]

that's better

[abstract path]

[slate crown]

ay ay ay

[eager quest]

THERES NO RED G

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

I CANT DOUBLE G

AHAHHAHA

[slate crown]

they did that for a reason

[abstract path]

Broo wat happenin to brainfart

[real tinsel]

moods he wants to spell the gamer word in reactions

[eager quest]

i can do this tho

https://tenor.com/view/letter-n-gif-9063758

https://tenor.com/view/letter-i-gif-9063753

https://tenor.com/view/g-letter-dance-cartoon-gif-13894794

[real tinsel]

do the rest

[eager quest]

the mods are all asleep

[slate crown]

mans about to get sent to the shadow realm

[eager quest]

wait no u guys can just snitch

[real tinsel]

haha no i won't snitch (:

[slate crown]

i swear i wont snitch

[abstract path]

what if we don't

[eager quest]

also this vc boring asf khaa isnt talking

[abstract path]

Lol

[real tinsel]

i am talking

[eager quest]

u are playing music

[slate crown]

to the voices

[abstract path]

Huh

[eager quest]

i was talking to u but u couldnt even hear me

how rude

[real tinsel]

i am speaking the entire song

[eager quest]

also does anyone here wanna play fps chess

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2021910/FPS_Chess/

Steam

FPS Chess

Play an ordinary game of chess against a friend or a stranger.However, all your intricate strategies will crumble before the enemy rook's sniper trick-shot.All your practiced openings and counters will amount to nothing before the enemy queen's randomly sprayed machine gun.You finally checkmate the king. Unfortunately, it seems you are not ready...

▶ Play video

dont look at the trailer or anything

just say yes or no

[slate crown]

i wish but not at my pc rn

[real tinsel]

discord issues

i think i fixed it

[slate crown]

taking finals

[abstract path]

I would say
Yes

[eager quest]

i thought it was because of the loud ass music through ur soundboard

couldnt hear urself nor me

[abstract path]

Neiter

[eager quest]

have u ever played chess

[real tinsel]

nah discord was at default device which was the other thingy

i changed it to my headset

now i can probably hear

[abstract path]

Obviously

[real tinsel]

i don't even hear the soundboard music

[abstract path]

I still occasionally do

[real tinsel]

only you do

[abstract path]

Just don't have a pc

[eager quest]

oh ok i was boutta say "does this clown really have it so that he hears the effects too"

[eager quest]

turns out no

[eager quest]

love that fight scene

[slate crown]

so badass

just an auditor btw

[abstract path]

Lol

[slate crown]

you caught

good vibes

[abstract path]

Lol

Thay works too

Also L moment for abusing the different economys

[eager quest]

this is why u are dominated by ur gf

[abstract path]

damn bro

[slate crown]

and i wouldn't want it any other way

because i love her

[eager quest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1010173767479197716/swallow-this.gif

[eager quest]

oh killing floor 2

i remember how much i played that

[west owl]

gotta reinstall kf2

[slate crown]

such a good game

wish i could buy the game for myself but i gotta settle for 🏴‍☠️ instead

[real tinsel]

i wish this game wasn't 100 gbs

[slate crown]

sounds like a hard drive issue

[real tinsel]

i have 1 tb but it's already almost filled

[slate crown]

bruh

[real tinsel]

i download shit i don't have the energy to play

[slate crown]

delete that "homework" folder

[real tinsel]

i stream my porn dingus why would i download virus to my pc

[west owl]

how much is on sale 5? 10?

[slate crown]

don't know, i pirate most of my games

[real tinsel]

like a true asian

[slate crown]

yes yes

[real tinsel]

5 dollars

but it was free for a while on epic games

you might find epic games accounts with it for maybe 1-2 bucks in sketchy websites

[west owl]

i hope thats enough cheap for you dumbo

[real tinsel]

iirc pango gets like 190$ a month which is pretty much a norm in asian countries but not very gaming-friendly

most people crack their games in my country as well because minimum wage is like 200 manats or something

which is a little above 100$

[eager quest]

@slate crown

we may have something in common

[west owl]

shiiiiit, and there's not much of price adjustment? i know of the classic meme for eu and america to get a ruski account to buy games, idk its seems a waste, better some money than no money

[real tinsel]

getting a turkish account is a bit better than ruski because turkish games are usually not region locked

also turkish lira is dirt cheap

[abstract path]

DRK seems nice

[real tinsel]

my friend bought rdr2 with turkish account on summer sale for like 5 bucks or something

[real tinsel]

what's that

[eager quest]

and i bought rdr2 with no money

clearly better

[abstract path]

Something about "rock and stone"

[real tinsel]

that's drg dumbo

[abstract path]

Ah

Yeah

Lol

[real tinsel]

deep rock galactic

[eager quest]

deep cock galactic

[west owl]

:It's dummy no dumbo

[eager quest]

we eating good tonight

[real tinsel]

are you correcting me you cock-sniffing lurker

[west owl]

kinda

[real tinsel]

okay

[west owl]

maybe

ye

[real tinsel]

i refuse your input

[west owl]

🤝

so crytal, why the fuck you changed names, now you sound like a boy, i dont like that

[abstract path]

[abstract path]

I can kill you

Actually

That better?

Nah

[west owl]

pls do it

[eager quest]

crystal cant even kill a fly

[abstract path]

YOU WHAT

Imbecale

You have no idea

[eager quest]

imbecale

[west owl]

and sure kind of better, still i got used to crystal

[abstract path]

There

[abstract path]

Dumbass

[west owl]

so agro gosh

[abstract path]

Hmph

It cute

Me when that mf who stole my pocket money shows up to school:

[lusty sonnet]

banger movie tbh

[west owl]

wasnt crystale before btw? with some accentuation?

[abstract path]

I know

It sucked

[west owl]

oooh

so you are rejecting your french inheritance

[abstract path]

Yes.

[west owl]

i can agree with that

[abstract path]

I know i have a tiny bit of french blood in me but fuck that

[heady crow]

[west owl]

the gauls used to be based

but with enough time everything gets cringe

[lusty sonnet]

bonjour

[real tinsel]

i was born cringe

[abstract path]

I agree

[real tinsel]

i embraced it

[heady crow]

Ello yuchub

[abstract path]

No?

[lusty sonnet]

elo bonjour copain

[heady crow]

You were merely molded by it

[real tinsel]

it shaped me into the person i am today

[abstract path]

I also got this for absolutely no reason

[real tinsel]

for what is cringe is also based

[abstract path]

Yes

[west owl]

thats some wiseposting right there

[abstract path]

Damn daniel

[real tinsel]

i am claustrophiliac or some shit like that but i don't wanna fuck enclosed spaces crystal

[west owl]

dont you?

[real tinsel]

also phobia doesn't necessarily mean you must be scared of it. Being disgusted by a thing also makes you phobic of it

[abstract path]

Yeah

[real tinsel]

homophobes aren't scared of gays, they're disgusted by gays

[real tinsel]

sometimes

[abstract path]

and that is basically being an asshole sometimes

[real tinsel]

yes but get your terms right

[abstract path]

Yes!

[heady crow]

Which is more cringe. Posting cringe or laughing at it?

[abstract path]

Depends
Do you do both?

[west owl]

laughing at cringe shows off elevated moral standards

[abstract path]

Truly, yes

Posting cringe is uh
Another thing ig?

[real tinsel]

both, if done unironically

what separates cringe from based is the irony

[abstract path]

Pretty much

Who here loves fire?

[west owl]

like ... starting it?

[abstract path]

Generally.

[sudden elm]

im going to shut down the united states electricity grid

[abstract path]

Yes please

[lusty sonnet]

ngl getting real school shooter vibes atm

[abstract path]

Arson

[eager quest]

https://tenor.com/view/got-damn-steve-blackman-transition-dog-wolf-gif-22558059

[slate crown]

gawd motherfucking dayum

also finally done with the finals, got to have some time off

[eager quest]

add me on steam

[slate crown]

can't

[eager quest]

why not

[slate crown]

only people can add me, not the other way around

since i haven't put 5 buckaroos in my account yet

[eager quest]

oh bruh

[slate crown]

i don't get the privilege to have friends says steam

[eager quest]

pay to have friends

[heady crow]

terribly unlucky

cant add ares on steam

[eager quest]

hey bruno

guess what

[heady crow]

hey

what

[eager quest]

chicken butt

[heady crow]

aha

[eager quest]

👍

wanna vc?

[heady crow]

nah

im in class rn

[eager quest]

oh shieee ye i forgor

i keep forgetting u have ur laptop with u in class

[abstract path]

Lmao

[abstract path]

Huh

[west owl]

what are you doing dming furries

[lusty sonnet]

wdym? cant add me?

[heady crow]

he cant add ppl on steam

[lusty sonnet]

ah like that

[heady crow]

hes poor

yes

[lusty sonnet]

fine with that

[heady crow]

[slate crown]

gib mone pls

[abstract path]

💰

[heady crow]

sure

[abstract path]

Take it all

[slate crown]

that's it

[heady crow]

i mean i would gift you a game for you to get access to actual steam but dont think it would work

[slate crown]

im starting an only fans

sending feet pics to japanese business men

[lusty sonnet]

gift me a game

[abstract path]

Gift me uhhh

10$ xbox live lol

[slate crown]

it's ok my gf gifted me plenty games already

still can't add friends

[eager quest]

gift me v rising

[west owl]

i mean... if you are struggling that much... it has high chances that your big back and cake butt can make you thrive

[lusty sonnet]

ayo gift me Nier Replicant 👀

[slate crown]

@west owl wants to see my nudes confirmed

[lusty sonnet]

Pango got that sugarmommy money

man's a legit gigolo

[abstract path]

Con letitud poderosa

[slate crown]

an eye for an eye, so to speak

[lusty sonnet]

gets pegged and receives steam games as payment

[slate crown]

[lusty sonnet]

he cracked the code

[heady crow]

check steam

[lusty sonnet]

[abstract path]

it rained with powerful slowness.

[lusty sonnet]

i'm not accepting stuff

inb4 check steam

cuz you aint getting free stuff

[real tinsel]

he seems normal to me

[real tinsel]

you can widen your profit margin by selling videos of your gf pegging you for 20 bucks each

male feet pics won't sell as well as male pegging

[abstract path]

Female feet pucs would be better then?

[real tinsel]

that is what the market demands

i wouldn't pay for sex content in any way

internet is literally thriving with free porn

[abstract path]

Neither damn

I'd rather have it myself

Lol

[real tinsel]

i wouldn't pay for that either

[abstract path]

Lmao

[real tinsel]

hand over your steam account

[heady crow]

How did you know

[lusty sonnet]

magic

i just knew that reference

[slate crown]

not right now, im running errands

[heady crow]

Should have said youre doing stuff

[slate crown]

why

[lusty sonnet]

and you'e stuff right?

[slate crown]

ahh

[heady crow]

You are what Falco aspires to be

[lusty sonnet]

he'll never get on my level

[abstract path]

Yeah because he's over you

[heady crow]

Ares knows all languages that falco knows and more

Simply he is superior

[lusty sonnet]

i've also seen LotR

[heady crow]

Oh yeah true

Wayy superior

[abstract path]

Hm

Ok?

[placid sail]

yo that scene slaps so hard especially with the music
alright, commence brainfart dive

[abstract path]

Mine

Lmao

[real tinsel]

sorry bz11k not much lore for you to read today

there's like 300 messages tops

[abstract path]

Man i wish

[placid sail]

yoink

[slate crown]

you just gotta believe

[abstract path]

Believin ain't enough

That woman will prolly be me of how strong my character and body is

Or will be!

[real tinsel]

where's your profile picture from, it's giving me neuron activations but i can't exactly remember where it's from

[slate crown]

commence the pegging

[abstract path]

I will

[placid sail]

if that would please you, I've made a storm of breaking bad posts in a russian telegram group thanks to you and other brainfarters, they approve

[heady crow]

Oh my god yes

[placid sail]

oh god here we fucking go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA8iCSiYrHg

she said it here before that she's doing it for somebody already

[abstract path]

What challenge

[placid sail]

I understand brother 😔

[clear prism]

I am fairly confident that that is not the case

[clear prism]

Do some backreading

[abstract path]

Kk

[placid sail]

you stinky pineapple asshole oh my god

[slate crown]

it was not me

i swear on me mum

I'll delete it if you want

[grizzled meadow]

It's officially canon

[placid sail]

I can no longer typre properly since I'm shaking from all thhe laughter

oh man this is something else sobs

[slate crown]

you're welcome

[placid sail]

don't worry mate, you'll always be my side azeri

[placid sail]

I'm concerningly neutral towards monty python

the throwing rocks are below your seat

[real tinsel]

i've brought my own

[placid sail]

he is the storm that is approaching

[real tinsel]

how did you know wtf

[clear prism]

khaaytil right now:

[placid sail]

grease

[real tinsel]

why

[real tinsel]

eat shit mordorian

[clear prism]

Greer

[placid sail]

horny

[real tinsel]

what's that

[clear prism]

:)

[real tinsel]

hi

[placid sail]

PROVOKING
BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION

[slate crown]

finally someone gets it

[pastel quartz]

alright what do i radiate

[slate crown]

Australia

[abstract path]

Actual australia

Australien

Wait no that's german

Fuck

[grizzled meadow]

Who the hell is @abstract path
I want Dummy back

[west owl]

Falco wtf

[abstract path]

[eager quest]

estrogen monster speaking

[pastel quartz]

dont care im australian born with german heritage

[placid sail]

awwww you're so nice pineapple man

[abstract path]

I might agree to you this time, yes

[abstract path]

Omg

[slate crown]

this sums it up

[eager quest]

there is nothing strong about ur body

[abstract path]

Yet.

[eager quest]

🤝

oops

wrong emoji

dont get the wrong idea mods

[grizzled meadow]

The side drinking

[pastel quartz]

bro imagine australian hitler

[clear prism]

Ah damn, wrong react emote

My apologies, mods

[slate crown]

doesn't sound too bad to be honest, he'd be a full blown bogan

[abstract path]

Bro

I just found in my sisters room

A fucking irl mc snowman

[clear prism]

@grizzled meadow How is the status on Better Call Saul Season 6?

[pastel quartz]

"yea nah mate we're gonna kill all those shit cunt jewies and theres nothing they can do about it"

[grizzled meadow]

I have to start episode 9

[abstract path]

And i have to do your m-

[pastel quartz]

i should change it to kiwis that would make more sense

[clear prism]

Ah ok, that meme must wait in the archives until then

[abstract path]

Milk

[grizzled meadow]

Y'all are very lucky, considering that usually I take my sweet time with this stuff

Luckily I really love the show hence why I'm so "quick"

I'm basically done with it, 5 episodes

[clear prism]

Better Call Saul is peak TV, right up there with Breaking Bad

Ironic that no other TV series was able to go anywhere near Breaking Bad. Except the Breaking Bad Prequel 😂

[slate crown]

the fastest ban hammer on this side of Gamma server

[grizzled meadow]

That bastard khaaytil spoiled me something from The Boys but he's still here

[clear prism]

It is The Boys, however

(Season 4 is already in production)

[west owl]

enslaved, in vc forever, but still here

[pastel quartz]

season 6 spoilers everyone dies and walter white was better off calling saul

[slate crown]

technically true i guess

[pastel quartz]

wait i was?

[slate crown]

im joking, I haven't seen the entirety of season 6 yet

[clear prism]

https://youtu.be/EqWRaAF6_WY?t=60

[pastel quartz]

i just say "spoilers everyone dies" whenever i hear someone say "dont spoil it for me"

[grizzled meadow]

Don't test me

I'll seriously ban you

Don't even joke about it

[clear prism]

Bob, joke about it

[pastel quartz]

calm down falco have some calming baguettes

[slate crown]

Bobnian to the rescue

[pastel quartz]

Saul gets invaded by the IRE

IRS

Spoilers btw

[clear prism]

👏

[pastel quartz]

(haven't watched the show)

[clear prism]

Saul should have better called Saul

[pastel quartz]

How I watch shows : I look up the ending of the show so no one can spoil it for me and then I start watching episode 1

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-damn-damn-damn-damn-right-dame-time-gif-18029769

[slate crown]

honestly i only watch explanation videos about better call saul to understand it's deeper meaning, I haven't watched a single episode

[abstract path]

Me: spoils ending
Also me: yeah the game is still fun

[clear prism]

Why not understand it right when you are watching the series

[slate crown]

brain too stupid

[pastel quartz]

That's what nerds do

🤓

[clear prism]

Ok and?

[slate crown]

plus it feels like im less alone

[clear prism]

Who asked?

[slate crown]

uh oh

[pastel quartz]

If I personally don't spoil the show for myself then it's a shit show

[abstract path]

Ohiorl little bish

Wuy

[slate crown]

bob about to reawaken 1984 falco again

[clear prism]

Is he speaking spanish

[slate crown]

also shaving my head bald TONIGHT

[west owl]

no

[clear prism]

Do it, no balls

[pastel quartz]

I will get BANNED

[slate crown]

i was waiting until i have an entire week off classes so i can finally do it

[clear prism]

You should get BANNED, NOW.

[slate crown]

I'll show you guys the results once im done

[clear prism]

👌

Very nice

[placid sail]

thanks to work I'm still not able to keep up

[slate crown]

plus it's getting really hot again and my dandruff breakout is back

[pastel quartz]

Try showering less

[placid sail]

the best crossover out there

[abstract path]

Huh

Who is that

[slate crown]

ew no

[pastel quartz]

doctor livesy?

[abstract path]

Do not know him

[pastel quartz]

fucking hell i remember watching that movie on a VHS

[clear prism]

What the fuck

[clear prism]

Send the part 2 as well

[real tinsel]

it's much better without the music

[placid sail]

no, we cannot tarnish the sacred texts with deleting anything from it

[pastel quartz]

350 mg caffeine anhydrous in my bloodstream rn

[slate crown]

no im talking about my message so she'll wont see it, of course im not deleting the sacred texts

[placid sail]

vegemite

[abstract path]

I never had the chance to understand why death and rum should be the same thing

[clear prism]

Nah man, you good

[clear prism]

Commentary on "alcoholism will get you killed"

[abstract path]

Ah

[clear prism]

Which is very true

[abstract path]

Ah okay

Many thanks for enlighting

[clear prism]

Think, Crystal, think!

[abstract path]

I tried so hard and got so far

[abstract path]

In the end

It doesn't even matter

[clear prism]

😐

[abstract path]

Lmao

[clear prism]

😂 📸

[placid sail]

the whole of brainfart is held hostage by a single powertripping italian man, shocking

[clear prism]

This is his domain, bz11k

[abstract path]

🤓

[clear prism]

He rules over it with an iron fist, demanding shitposts 24/7

We are happy to oblige, of course

[abstract path]

😩 indeed

[grizzled meadow]

You seem to have forgotten that this is my kingdom

[abstract path]

[lusty sonnet]

literally Mussolini

[clear prism]

This is just like the book 1984

[placid sail]

Attento! ha una salsiccia!

[clear prism]

Stop speaking risotto

[lusty sonnet]

bonjour baguette

[clear prism]

Stop speaking white flag

[abstract path]

Bonjour monsieur

[grizzled meadow]

Dietro di te! Una scimmia a tre teste!

[abstract path]

Como tu ta pelle?-

Literally onliest thing i remembered

[lusty sonnet]

and it's still wrong

[clear prism]

😂

[lusty sonnet]

but nice try

[grizzled meadow]

[clear prism]

🤣

[abstract path]

I tried

Indeed

[grizzled meadow]

But in the end?

[abstract path]

But i didn't fail completely

[lusty sonnet]

pretty close tho

[abstract path]

I agree

Like we just had one random class in 6th class of french

And we had it only once

Or me

Atleast

[clear prism]

What

[pastel quartz]

One time frenchman

[clear prism]

You have a class for french

But you only went once

[abstract path]

Yeah bcs i wasn't actually in it

[clear prism]

Lol 😂

[abstract path]

Funny right?

[pastel quartz]

I had a random french class

[clear prism]

You were subjected to french

[pastel quartz]

I wasn't in it

[clear prism]

My condolences

[pastel quartz]

therefore I wasn't in a french class but I was

[abstract path]

Yes

[clear prism]

Schrödinger's french class

[pastel quartz]

Ur dumb

But I'm dumber

[clear prism]

Hello dumber

[pastel quartz]

Keep grinding rookie

[clear prism]

I am @clear prism

[pastel quartz]

Dumb name

[clear prism]

It is an acronym for IRS.

[pastel quartz]

My name is Bob

[clear prism]

We are here for your taxes

[abstract path]

I try to pick such words to not make it dumb and yet i fail sometimes

[placid sail]

dw about it

[upbeat bobcat]

My name is IRA

Here for your buildings

[abstract path]

Yeah take em all

[upbeat bobcat]

Oshit forgot my explosives brb

[real tinsel]

IT DIDN'T EVEN MATTEEER

[abstract path]

Nooo

[real tinsel]

hello IRA, my name is @pastel quartz

[upbeat bobcat]

You can't speak get out of the lobby

[real tinsel]

refusal

[placid sail]

since the cartoon itself was soviet, it was heavily under the influence of the censorship agenda of that period
Dr Livesey was supposed to portray a "good" person: healthy, athletic, always laughing, firmly against alcohol and smoking, meanwhile the pirates were all smoking and drinking
the scene itself is one of many moments of the cartoon where it is strongly impressed upon a viewer that substance abuse is a no-no

[upbeat bobcat]

bızık

[clear prism]

Ah yes, soviet

[abstract path]

Wow

That's huh

But yes

[grizzled meadow]

Now explain why this whole thing is a meme

[lusty sonnet]

yes fuck alcohol

[clear prism]

🤝

[real tinsel]

someone probably watched the movie and thought of him as a chad character

[abstract path]

Alcohol can be nice

[clear prism]

No, fuck alcohol

[lusty sonnet]

no, fuck alcohol

[abstract path]

But it is also good medicine sometimes

[real tinsel]

in moderation

but usually yeah fuck alcohol

[abstract path]

Wha

Yeah

[upbeat bobcat]

ethyl alcohol my beloved

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-bender-so-sober-so-weak-robot-gif-5758366

[clear prism]

We are talking about drinking alcohol, not medical applications

[abstract path]

Fine

[real tinsel]

alcohol and drugs are only praised by those addicted to them

[abstract path]

I agree

[real tinsel]

anyone in their right mind will try to abstain from both. Especially drugs

[grizzled meadow]

GOD BE PRAISED HENRY

[clear prism]

Stay clean, kings

[placid sail]

apparently some american bloggers or something dig out the cartoon and had a laugh with it, edited some shit on the fly, and it suddenly went viral, it happens

[upbeat bobcat]

I live to have a good time, not a long time

[lusty sonnet]

HENRY

[abstract path]

I live to have a good and long time

Or i atleast try to

[west owl]

didnt know brainfart was straight edge territory

[real tinsel]

alcohol at least can be taken in moderation, drugs have addictive properties which will make it very difficult to take them in moderation

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/icarly-fall-down-faceplant-fall-falling-down-gif-17810175

I have finally reached the present time

[clear prism]

Well done

[lusty sonnet]

No, just fuck alcohol

[placid sail]

hail brainfarters

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-amogus-kingdom-come-kingdom-come-deliverance-kdc-gif-23645383

[abstract path]

Oh i know! Don'tcha worry bout me

[placid sail]

alcohol is extremely addictive my dude

[grizzled meadow]

GOD BE PRAISED HENRY'S COME TO VISIT US

[clear prism]

Spend that money elsewhere, my guy

[placid sail]

you can literally die if you have alcohol addiction and would suddenly decide to go cold turkey

[upbeat bobcat]

Feelin quite hongreh

[abstract path]

Yeah i mean I'll need for the new PC i am planning to get

[clear prism]

Less alcohol means more money in your pocket

👌

[real tinsel]

there was a time i drank an entire bottle of vodka and yet i'm not addicted to it

i have a beer once in a while (by which i mean like 1-2 months) and that's about it

[abstract path]

Everyone has their own resistance

[placid sail]

unfortunately that's not the most compelling argument out there

[clear prism]

It is for me

[grizzled meadow]

You can literally die-

[lusty sonnet]

LOOK, HENRY'S COME TO KILL US! -bandits probably i dunno

[placid sail]

since for most, alcohol is an adaptive factor, i.e. I'll feel more sad, stressed and/or angry if I don't drink

(not literally me)

[clear prism]

Not a very efficient way to cope and seethe, of course

[placid sail]

oh, it's a horrible way to adapt indeed

[abstract path]

I agree

[real tinsel]

so something like ocd

[placid sail]

but our psyche has a firm rule "if it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid"

[abstract path]

Gee

[real tinsel]

which means it's not exactly the alcohol's fault but rather a psychological issue

[clear prism]

You can always do better, be better

[abstract path]

Ahh

[clear prism]

Always work on yourselves, kings

[abstract path]

A ok so

[clear prism]

🤝

[abstract path]

Whether your psyche is healthy or not it will get addictet to alcohol harder or easier depending on it's state

Yes?

[clear prism]

There are certain genetical factors as well but if you are thinking average person wise? Yes

[abstract path]

Well ok! True that too

Understanding addiction for losers:

Lol

[clear prism]

Yes.

[abstract path]

Yes.

So how do you feel

[clear prism]

Now, I have courier job so I must bail, have a safe day everyone

👋

[abstract path]

Oh okay, you have a safe trip

[real tinsel]

how many jobs do you have

[placid sail]

have a good day mate

[slate crown]

is dad gone?

finally i can bust out the cocaine

[west owl]

share you fucking psycho

[placid sail]

I can't believe Pangolin is fucking dead from cocaine overdose

[abstract path]

Lol

[slate crown]

i literally chugged gasoline and laundry detergent as a child

this is kids shit

[placid sail]

and it shows

[west owl]

i mean both smell pretty nice

[slate crown]

like you said bz11k

i have an audience to entertain

i can't just abandon them

[placid sail]

LIKE I SAID PANGOLIN

KIDS ARE CRUEL

[slate crown]

AND I LOVE MINORS

[west owl]

said falco

[pastel quartz]

Bohemian game

[pastel quartz]

Thankfully storing turkey in a cold / frozen space is preferable

You can also cure it too

[west owl]

cold turkey slaps

[pastel quartz]

Cured turkey ham

[west owl]

some salad

[pastel quartz]

Mmm

[slate crown]

I've only had turkey once in my life

stuffs really expensive here

[pastel quartz]

He had turkey in a french class

[west owl]

and he wasnt even in it

[slate crown]

wake up

wake up

[west owl]

never

life is a dream

[slate crown]

life could be a dream

[west owl]

monke

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/x6ZRNZxNbbw

love it

[west owl]

fucking yt bureocrat bs not letting play in app

[slate crown]

idk about you but im not even using the official yt app

im using yt vanced

no ads

[west owl]

nah, im on pc always

discord doesnt touch the phone

[lusty sonnet]

adblocker

[slate crown]

@placid sail sick beats bro

this shit goes hard

[west owl]

ye i use that, the origins

[abstract path]

Maybe go get some bitches before you wake up

[lusty sonnet]

best one tbh

[placid sail]

your youtube is officially worse than mordorian's

[slate crown]

hang on bz im turning on my vpn

[placid sail]

ayo

[slate crown]

then it'll let me listen

[abstract path]

I

Huh

[tame hazel]

hello

[placid sail]

salutations

[west owl]

just monke business for life

[slate crown]

works everytime

[placid sail]

take that, youtube

[abstract path]

Salutations satan

How are you today

[slate crown]

oh shit, this shit is mucho caliente

[tame hazel]

im doing good

i didnt go to uni today

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/pacha-just-right-so-good-yes-emperors-new-groove-gif-6584923

[slate crown]

thanks bz for the recommendation

[abstract path]

You better be learnin for that

[tame hazel]

cause yesterday i didnt do jack shit

[abstract path]

Or sum

Oh ok

Lol

[tame hazel]

idk what to do rn lol

ill mod skyrim

[abstract path]

Skyrim yes

[lusty sonnet]

you better go to uni

[tame hazel]

tomorrow

[lusty sonnet]

weak

[abstract path]

Yoooo is that kim yong un

[west owl]

no, is pango

[slate crown]

[west owl]

[slate crown]

my cover has been blown

abort the mission

[abstract path]

Fact don't lie brother

[slate crown]

bruh you didn't need to google that homie

[west owl]

damn, resourceful one this one

[slate crown]

[abstract path]

[lusty sonnet]

very intelligent

[slate crown]

mans listened to an intrusive thought

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/RYyyltl4qIo
from now on, this will play in my head when Crystal enters the chat

[abstract path]

Wtf

[pastel quartz]

That's a... tough crash

[abstract path]

Youch

Bet he's crushed?

Nah wait the cockpit ain't squished fuck

[tame hazel]

lol this is my last semester

[abstract path]

He saw the world upside down babe

[pastel quartz]

Ehehehe

[lusty sonnet]

i'd still go tbh

[abstract path]

I am studying psychology by helping young teenagers with their problems

Literally easier then reading a book

[real tinsel]

that's what bz11k is doing by helping me overcome my schizophrenia

[tame hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/respect-parasite-respect-scene-oscar-bong-joon-ho-gif-16320542

[real tinsel]

except i'm not cooperating

[west owl]

can you help yourself?

[abstract path]

[abstract path]

Oh i did

That's why the others are now being helped

[real tinsel]

hello tokdtr bzeek

[abstract path]

I can try

[placid sail]

your resistance only makes my dick desire to help stronger

[real tinsel]

save me from my crippling schizophrenia

[real tinsel]

we're a perfect match

[placid sail]

why are you just sitting there

menacingly

[abstract path]

Huh

[real tinsel]

join in

[abstract path]

Interesting

I bet it's music again

[real tinsel]

say hello

in a very heavy russian accent

[west owl]

idk, it seems it didnt go to far

[slate crown]

he's just vibing

[real tinsel]

yes i'm very fine (mentally)

[slate crown]

burying the light

[real tinsel]

WHAT

IT'S A BIT LOUD

[abstract path]

Ha

Regret

[slate crown]

BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

[real tinsel]

his accent makes my dick throbe

[abstract path]

Dam

"Nice balls bro"

[slate crown]

first time i heard bz11ks sexy mordorian accent 🥵

[pastel quartz]

Wrong time to peek in here heh

[slate crown]

but i love when mordorians speak English

it sounds gigasexy

[placid sail]

join the vc mate we're having fun