🎪bruh-fart

[clear prism]

Precisely, listen to what I have to say

[slate crown]

@eager quest

[eager quest]

if she still has any feeling for me and doesnt think im a rando she will probably wanna hang out but theres probably always that 1%

all i wanna do is hang out and talk for a long time since 3 years aint exactly nothing

[clear prism]

It is better to find out and know for sure than to be in assumptions forever

[west owl]

i hope you never gamble even on a loot box, pussy

[eager quest]

elaborate

[west owl]

that take your chances even for how small you think, you have nothing to loose

just dont think about her emotions and think about what you want

[clear prism]

Precisely. What will you lose, a "friend" you are not even sure you are friends with anymore?

There is nothing to lose but everything to gain

[placid sail]

you win if she says "yes", you win if she says "no", you only lose if you say nothing

because it's the continuation of your suffering

[clear prism]

Which is precisely what you are doing right now

[eager quest]

i mean, she means a lot to me but idk if she feels the same

but

i guess i could try during the day

[clear prism]

No no no

Not "guess"

[eager quest]

cuz i aint doing this shit at 00:24 am

[west owl]

during the night is much better og man

[clear prism]

You will call her during the day

[eager quest]

im planning to do it afternoon to night but not at midnight

[clear prism]

I do not care what time, be it fucking morning, evening, middle of the night

But you are going to make that call, simple as that

[west owl]

before sleep is the only moment that many people actually use to think and talk to themselves

[placid sail]

if you postpone it until tomorrow, there is high chance that your mind will dissuade you again, because it doesn't care about the situation being resolved, it only knows that it's risky and scary, therefore it shouldn't be done

[heady crow]

TIL VALHALL

TILL VALHAAALLLLL

[placid sail]

but you must understand now that it must be done, for your own sake

[clear prism]

Or else this will be stuck in your mind forever because this loop is going to continue on and on

[lusty sonnet]

AYO

HOLDUP

BZ

[placid sail]

took your time huh?

[clear prism]

That is me and me, yes

[lusty sonnet]

keep on keeping on

[clear prism]

@placid sail 🤝

[lusty sonnet]

i'm slow today

[clear prism]

Hello slow today

I am @placid sail

[placid sail]

@clear prism 🤝

[west owl]

gtanil saying im gtanil, what has the world become

[clear prism]

I always said I am myself

[west owl]

hello myself

[placid sail]

yeah right

[clear prism]

🤝

[lusty sonnet]

you can go back to rooting for Ghosty

[slate crown]

brain hurty

[clear prism]

Go to sleep

[placid sail]

better not overdo it

it's painful on its own

[west owl]

man i forgot how shitty was the teenager mindset

[placid sail]

I hope we helped at least a little

[slate crown]

this damn headache is stopping me from doing so

[clear prism]

Have you tried drinking water?

[eager quest]

also @clear prism about the bz and juno thing

[placid sail]

yamero

[eager quest]

is juno interested or is it all a grand scheme?

[slate crown]

already took some pills, waiting for it to die down and yes i did just chugged a liter of water

[lusty sonnet]

painful can be good, boy's gotta learn somehow

[clear prism]

She certainly seems to have an interest

[placid sail]

wait why the fuck are you asking gtanil about that?

[clear prism]

But bz11k is unwilling to go forward with it

[west owl]

from uni and on, the moment you start hanging out alone with a girl, never had to say anything for them to assume it was gonna go intimate

[lusty sonnet]

she's interested

[placid sail]

is he a fucking father of her or what

[clear prism]

It is very sad but it is what it is

[eager quest]

i forgot ur here

gtanil 2

[clear prism]

It could be, I have done many interesting things back in 2003

[placid sail]

to go forward with what, my dude

[eager quest]

i love late night rock/metal

[clear prism]

To fucking date her, you complete brainlet cabbage eater

[gloomy roost]

🤝

[placid sail]

like seriously, what is this bullshit matchmaking arc

[west owl]

shiiiiet

[clear prism]

My guy, you two have the tightest shit possible

[west owl]

i didnt notice the shaco R

[clear prism]

Chemistry

[eager quest]

and theyre both fighting

[west owl]

this is how i end up on pills

[gloomy roost]

Renata ulted

[eager quest]

imagine shaco clone could use abilities

i wouldnt have been talking to u guys rn if clone could use abilitiesc

cuz self harm would get to me first

[placid sail]

we are complete fucking strangers on the internet, from different countries, with a decade old gap of age, barely knowing each other

[eager quest]

the amount of shaco fuckers i meet

[clear prism]

Excuses

[placid sail]

and why is that should be a goal anyway

why is it always about fucking scoring dude

[clear prism]

Because she is showing clear interest

That is the golden ticket, my guy

[eager quest]

gtanil do u think something is gonna happen here

with them

[clear prism]

No

Not with bz11k being the way he is

He is limited by his own thoughts and ideas, can not see further

[west owl]

but my man ghosty, and advice that my uncle gave me young for everything in life, "you never trully regret what you did, but you definetly regret not taking risk in favor of things that one felt strong about"

[placid sail]

great summary of my character

[lusty sonnet]

you gonna play soccer to fucking sit on a bench? nah you play to score

[clear prism]

Quite frankly, if it annoys you? I shall stop entirely

[heady crow]

bz change profile pictures please

that yellow saddens me

[placid sail]

I NEVER AIMED TO SCORE IN THE FIRST PLACE I'M HERE TO HAVE CONVERSATIONS WITH RANDOMS ACROSS THE NET

[eager quest]

yeah i kinda feel that and it would be better if i went balls to the wall and did it, cuz even if refused, it will get rid of all the "ifs" and "maybes"

[placid sail]

give me something

[lusty sonnet]

we always scoring

[clear prism]

And opportunities like to present themselves from time to time

If you do not take them, you are going to miss out forever

Fuck, take a look at Ghosty

[eager quest]

scoring this crippling depression

[clear prism]

Quite possible the best goddamn example right now

(My apologies by the way, Ghosty)

[eager quest]

u listening to something alike rn?

[placid sail]

or you take them, time and time again, and getting a remorse after remorse, feeling only guilt, shame, and sadness

[lusty sonnet]

no bad, don't do that shit

[clear prism]

And what if this is the one? And you missed out of it because of such fears?

[eager quest]

its all good i know my worth

[gloomy roost]

Listening to Hellyeah while I view the #🎪bruh-fart channel and you?

[eager quest]

dont worry

[eager quest]

slipknot

[eager quest]

wow

[heady crow]

Necromantia

[eager quest]

nice one

[clear prism]

There is never a way of knowing but you will gain experience and knowledge, it will allow you to avoid making mistakes further down the line if another opportunity presents itself

[placid sail]

it's yellow too, wasn't it the main problem for you?

[placid sail]

fair point

[clear prism]

So you either gather up your fucking will and try or you will miss out

Hell, I have never let a single opportunity pass up on me and I never regretted the aftermath because quite frankly, all those relationships were 100% worth

[placid sail]

listen bud, I've got all the will in the world

[eager quest]

but man slipknot has some bangers

[placid sail]

I fucked up so many times I just don't care anymore about fucking it up

[clear prism]

Then what the hell is holding you back?

[placid sail]

but I HATE making other people feel uncomfortable

[heady crow]

okay

[eager quest]

at least juno isnt underaged

[placid sail]

and that sounds a lot like "and then they never saw her again because of that fucking weirdo"

oh my god it even sound so fucking weird why the whole of brainfart is ahhhhhhhh

[clear prism]

And why are you so fucking sure of it?

[placid sail]

alright man

[clear prism]

Why are you so sure it will end in such a way?

Assumptions will pave the path towards the future, yes

[lusty sonnet]

andrew is our relationship guru

[clear prism]

But they can also be a bane as they limit your insight

[placid sail]

at this point, objecting your points would be undermining to the lecture we've just given to ghosty

[west owl]

[clear prism]

You will think for people

Precisely

[clear prism]

So fucking stop doubting yourselves, kings

You can be just as much of a sex beast as @lusty sonnet

[eager quest]

cex king bruno

[clear prism]

And Bruno, yes

[eager quest]

@heady crow do u consider urself a cex king

[placid sail]

I don't really want to be a sex beast, but sure

[clear prism]

Not the point

[placid sail]

man

[heady crow]

yes

[placid sail]

sure is good Juno not reading brainfart from row to row like me or Falco

or I would have died of cringe

[eager quest]

lets gooo

[clear prism]

😂

I shall tag her now

[placid sail]

oh come on man.

[west owl]

she doesn't even read the past pings

[clear prism]

Nah dude, all good

[lusty sonnet]

yes elo bonjour

[clear prism]

But seriously man, if you motherfuckers pass up on opportunities presented before you, I will haunt you in your dreams

[eager quest]

spoilered cuz a tiny bit offensive

[clear prism]

Just like I am haunting @slate crown

[eager quest]

super mutant suicider

[clear prism]

Because that fucker did not take an opportunity to lift more weights and that is a regret I will haunt forever

[eager quest]

i lift my own burdens everyday

500 kg at least

[clear prism]

🤝

[slate crown]

ay ay ay whatchu say?

[placid sail]

ow fuck

I cut myself

[slate crown]

i will break you german man

[lusty sonnet]

lift the phone and call my boi

[clear prism]

Are you sure about that?

Today, I lifted a 200kg guy out of the shop because he refused to leave

You want to try me?

[slate crown]

I'll break you

[placid sail]

man I thought chonke boys like that only exist in America

[slate crown]

sexually

[clear prism]

Nah man, that is not cool

[slate crown]

fine

[west owl]

who is gonna be leather man

[clear prism]

I got a girlfriend, that shit is not hallal, ok

Never cheat on your partners

[slate crown]

I'll send my gf after you instead

[lusty sonnet]

not even for me?

[clear prism]

Yes, not even for you

A man must stay true to his principles

[slate crown]

you ever tried to contain a crackhead goblin with sharp teeth?

it's not fun

[clear prism]

Does a knife count as substitute for sharp teeth?

[slate crown]

fine I'll lift more weight

[clear prism]

🤝

Become stronger, king

[slate crown]

but you take back what you said rn

[grizzled meadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/890951998642487296/930856106031456317/image0-15-3-2.gif

[clear prism]

What precisely do you mean

[slate crown]

say you won't haunt me in my sleep again

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/bane-the-dark-knight-rises-break-spirit-body-gif-16272999

[slate crown]

cause I'm not in the mood to wake up in cold sweat again

[clear prism]

Sure

[clear prism]

However, if I catch you lacking again? Imma be right back

[grizzled meadow]

No fuck you leather man

[lusty sonnet]

falco still awake?

[heady crow]

he just woke up

[lusty sonnet]

understandable

[eager quest]

HE HAS BECOME CEX KING BRUNO

[grizzled meadow]

still awake

Dude it's like midnight here

[lusty sonnet]

gotta stay awake for the midnight shift in #🎪bruh-fart

[lusty sonnet]

yeah and?

[clear prism]

Midnight shift is good

Sadly, I have none today

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/okay-and-and-okay-gif-20619947

[lusty sonnet]

i usually sleep early if i gotta go in for work

[west owl]

still early, the night hasnt even started

[slate crown]

mfw midnight shift

[clear prism]

Kanye do be sleeping

Regardless, it is time for my 2 hours

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-eating-ok-and-gif-19666657

[clear prism]

Have a very safe night, everyone

G'night girl, I see you tomorrow

[west owl]

gn dad

[slate crown]

don't let the bed bugs bite

[lusty sonnet]

is healthy to sleep early ❤️

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-rule-740-gif-25127296

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/anger-issues-issues-tyler-screaming-disappear-meme-gif-23950735

[heady crow]

GOODNIGHT ANDREWW!!!

[grizzled meadow]

Can't sleep man

[heady crow]

sleep welll

[grizzled meadow]

I'm watching BCS

[heady crow]

love youu

[grizzled meadow]

I'm like at the 8 episode

Shit got real

[heady crow]

well that wont help with the sleeping part BUT YESSIR

[heady crow]

who?

[grizzled meadow]

You mean you want to know?

[lusty sonnet]

you better watch it or imma post references you don't get

[heady crow]

i know what happened i dont remember which episode

[eager quest]

why does slipknot hit so hard

[heady crow]

but i think you know what i mean with a certain character

[heady crow]

you are the target audience

[eager quest]

@heady crow u listen to slipknot?

[grizzled meadow]

Okay, just keep in mind that I'm still watching the episode

So don't spoil anything

[heady crow]

no

[grizzled meadow]

Pls

[eager quest]

ever listened to them?

[heady crow]

a couple songs yes

used to listen to psychosalad alot

[eager quest]

solway firth, nero forte and more are good asf

i love them

[heady crow]

never heard

[west owl]

bruno is a fucking hipster

[eager quest]

ill send

[gloomy roost]

I have Nero forte on my list but that's about the only one I recognize

[eager quest]

https://youtu.be/V3ADK6gsDGg

[heady crow]

i am

[grizzled meadow]

@heady crow Spoilers about Better Call Saul 6x08: ||Basically, Lalo is alive and now he's in Saul's home. Lalo want Saul to kill someone, I guess Gus, at this point. Saul literally sent Kim to do the thing. And now I need to watch the episode. In the meantime, Howard was there and now he's dead, Nacho is dead as well.||

[heady crow]

OH NOOO

YOURE THERE

[grizzled meadow]

SHUT UP

I COULD KILL YOU

DON'T SAY A FUCKING WORD

[eager quest]

just warning tho, if ur gonna look at the music video, theres some the boys in the background, aka bloody shit so uhhhhh

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/anger-issues-issues-tyler-screaming-disappear-meme-gif-23950735

[upbeat bobcat]

[eager quest]

not like a give a fuck about it but just aaying

[heady crow]

I WAS CRYING AT THE TWO CHARACTERS YOU MENTIONED

[slate crown]

this is the moment falco became 1984 falco

[heady crow]

NOTHING ABOUT WHAT MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT HAPPEN FALCO

IM SORRY

[eager quest]

@heady crow listen to this and give opinion (has a slower start)

[placid sail]

he can't ban us all fast enough

[lusty sonnet]

mute him for the rest of the episode

[gloomy roost]

I've yet to see a single Saul or BB episode

[slate crown]

break his kneecaps

[gloomy roost]

[lusty sonnet]

same

[placid sail]

wolto

[west owl]

skully based

same ares

[placid sail]

put yor dick away wolto

[eager quest]

anyways enough slipknot for now time to listen to system of a down and serj tankian

[grizzled meadow]

WHERE IS YOUR PFP

NO MAN

[gloomy roost]

Have you heard of Avatar Ghosty?

[grizzled meadow]

I ALREADY CAN'T STAND CRYSTAL WHO IS @abstract path NOW

[placid sail]

I've been stripped off of my flesh

[grizzled meadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/890951998642487296/930856106031456317/image0-15-3-2.gif

[west owl]

dummy thicc crystal is now then

[placid sail]

and that's a problem since I don't have my usual pfp anymore

gotta find something else

[grizzled meadow]

Ass cheeks

[placid sail]

man that yellow is drilling right into my eyes

[gloomy roost]

Gotta find yourself a glasses wearing dude to match Juno's

[eager quest]

which avatar

[slate crown]

change it already bz for the love of god

my retinas are singed

[eager quest]

skully which avatar man

[grizzled meadow]

He's probably talking about the movie

[gloomy roost]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFqw2qEw7hw

[slate crown]

most likely

[grizzled meadow]

Ah

[slate crown]

nvm

[grizzled meadow]

And instead

It was music

[eager quest]

havent listened

[gloomy roost]

We were talking about music

[lusty sonnet]

failed to get that reference my boi

[eager quest]

i knew many "avatar"s which is why i asked

[lusty sonnet]

shameful

[grizzled meadow]

What

[lusty sonnet]

that it was music

[gloomy roost]

https://tenor.com/bzEeg.gif

[lusty sonnet]

i'm gonna get shot by falco one day

[west owl]

shameful display falco, sepuku time

[heady crow]

A SHAMEFUL DISPLAY

[lusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/shame-go-t-game-of-thrones-walk-of-shame-shameful-gif-4949558

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/QRw3o1Y_6L4

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/pinged-kazuma-kiryu-kms-gif-21938482

[west owl]

reloading quicksave

[plucky void]

fission mailed

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay9ZxsulN2c

[west owl]

i got it

yeeee

[lusty sonnet]

ayo nostalgia

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoE-S1QVjSQ

[eager quest]

shogun 2 is amazing

a m a z i n g

[lusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-mgs2-raiden-gif-18607077

[eager quest]

add darthmod and u have one of best total war games

[slate crown]

very nice choice of pfp btw

[grizzled meadow]

It shows his descend into madness

He's one of us at last

[slate crown]

of course

he's nearing 30 and just now found a potential gf

over discord of all places

[heady crow]

listened it through and didnt change my opinion on slapnut

just not the band for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdUp3FJer0w

this bangs hard tho

[eager quest]

hmmm aight

[gloomy roost]

Mfw

[eager quest]

u listen to soad?

[heady crow]

nah but i can respect the band

[west owl]

i don't like that meme dumbo

[eager quest]

AHAHAHAH

[lusty sonnet]

giga cheddar tho

[eager quest]

ITS JUST A SLIPKNOT SONG BUT WITH THAT BEAT

[west owl]

i get redditor mode and with that meme, such a taste

[grizzled meadow]

Amazing edit this one

Giga Cheddar is very skilled

[slate crown]

i just can't wrap my brain around how he edited them using the smartphones so well

[gloomy roost]

Ghosty have you heard of Viza then?

Serj collabs on them with the Made in Chernobyl album if you're interested

[eager quest]

hey @heady crow

[heady crow]

repost

[eager quest]

https://youtu.be/0LfT5qJH2zc

[heady crow]

yeah

[eager quest]

such a good song

[gloomy roost]

Mfw this song

I always get it with some of my daily mixes end and then go into suggestion mode

[eager quest]

good song tho cant complain

normal ievan polkka or this perfect rock cover

doesnt matter

good song

finnish 💪

@heady crow ever played my summer car?

[gloomy roost]

Eh

[heady crow]

nah

[eager quest]

u should

[heady crow]

my friends have played it combined closer to 1k hours so ive seen enough of it on stream and irl

maybe when they release my winter car

[eager quest]

hilarious game

finland

https://youtu.be/0KBbBFjGYmQ

https://youtu.be/o4l06EMUi-A

i love this guy

[grizzled meadow]

AH

FINALLY

PART 2

THANK YOU GHOSTY

[gloomy roost]

👏

I didn't even know there was a part 2

[grizzled meadow]

1 day ago, let's gooo

[gloomy roost]

Oh

[devout surge]

omg a trashmetal mix of that song. ❤️

[eager quest]

love it

[devout surge]

the ex used to have the trio of girls choiring over that same song.

[eager quest]

u watch this guy?

but in any case np

[devout surge]

nope, just random

instantly know that song :p

[eager quest]

nah i was replying to falco

[grizzled meadow]

Of course I do

[eager quest]

so entertaining

qlso

also

the video gets dark as fuck

just wait for it

and u will see

watch it whole

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/950783138802597888/1011394712734806077/wokepatrickbateman-19082022-0003.mp4

[west owl]

el boludo esta aqui

[slim osprey]

Boludo te dicen a vos

[west owl]

and double L

i missed the champ select

[gloomy roost]

Just finished season 2 yesterday

[gloomy roost]

get fucked

Atleast you only get the wait punishment on champ select afk'ing/quitting

[plucky void]

martincito is great

[gloomy roost]

So never punished bro 🤝

[devout surge]

RIP crackshack aka Rob the Bomb aka Cold Nord Ford

[pastel quartz]

Aww...

This is a real dumb one tho heh

[gloomy roost]

Ah yes

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/262319460461838336/1011391771483328714/time_flies.mp4

[gloomy roost]

Fr

[plush zodiac]

:p

[gloomy roost]

Oh shit it's refilling filters feature from Metro

[plush zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/shy-embarrassed-yoyo-monkey-gif-11435153

[pastel quartz]

Uh oh...

Time to carry 15kgs worth of filters with ya!!

[gloomy roost]

👋

[pastel quartz]

Goooood night!

[slim osprey]

No I ain't sleeping

It's so damn early

[pastel quartz]

False advertisement

[slim osprey]

Welcome to Argentina

[abstract path]

I could kill you

[pastel quartz]

Hehehe

[abstract path]

Lol

[abstract path]

I feel tired

[slim osprey]

Bitches be like "Omg you only lasted two minutes". Like okay, at least I get to cum

[gloomy roost]

[abstract path]

Whoever said this should be ashamed

[plush zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/soldier-boy-the-boys-gif-26157531

[slim osprey]

I said it and I am not ashamed

[abstract path]

Very nice

[devout surge]

kawayedasune

[slim osprey]

https://vxtwitter.com/hourly_shitpost/status/1561609128757415937?s=20&t=-LC8PKZtnJ4rp1-TfpWMmg

[gloomy roost]

Mfw

That quality

[devout surge]

hm. -3 for that

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/460388179300843522/962117495546851399/0-2260466993887.mp4

[pastel quartz]

They really upped the ante, huh?

[gloomy roost]

Mfw, Juno posted like 1/5th of the vid

[plucky void]

didn't you know? low res + earrape = funny

[gloomy roost]

Oh and the vid being like set to the loudest it can and changing volume doesn't help anything

[pastel quartz]

You want a full video??

[gloomy roost]

Really lovely

[pastel quartz]

Fine, have a full video!

[gloomy roost]

That one specifically yeah if you can

[placid sail]

they just need to get to a spawn real quick

[slim osprey]

https://vxtwitter.com/Pangaea__/status/1528236270924595200?s=20&t=-LC8PKZtnJ4rp1-TfpWMmg

[pastel quartz]

Woah, what happened to ya?

[placid sail]

radiohead lyrics going quietly in the background lmao

[gloomy roost]

He joined the current trend

[placid sail]

redesign

by popular demand

[pastel quartz]

Huuuh

[placid sail]

also yes, very in touch with trends

since it's dr. livesey

[pastel quartz]

I'm gone for like 3 hours and everythin's changed heh

[placid sail]

such is life, Juno

[pastel quartz]

Mhm!!

Dr. Livesey's cool tho sooo I don't mind!

[abstract path]

In one hour alot happens actually

[gloomy roost]

Haaaaaahaha

What's that saying again

[eager quest]

would you fuck on the jouch

[placid sail]

ah yes

[abstract path]

[placid sail]

the folklore

[gloomy roost]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Zm1hPbmzPw

[gloomy roost]

Barotrauma

My beloved

[pastel quartz]

I actually found this in their Discord ehehe

[gloomy roost]

https://tenor.com/LgPu.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/725938559051104326/970170227126042634/bigmacs.mp4?size=4096

[slim osprey]

I barely post memes

[pastel quartz]

Post sum of your oldest ones then!

[slim osprey]

I don't save memes

Tho I can still get some of them

Cause I mainly post them on discord, so I can just look for them

[pastel quartz]

Then show sum of those ehehe

[slim osprey]

This one's recent

Okay most of the shit from my old discord days is not allowed here

[gloomy roost]

Public servers huh

[slim osprey]

No

DMs

Oh wait

I'm stupid at reading

[pastel quartz]

Heh

[slim osprey]

You can clearly see I'm quite dumb sometimes

And by that I mean all the time

[pastel quartz]

It's alright! Happens to all of us

Today I placed my book into the fridge by accident and was like "Where the frick did my book go?"

I still dunno how I did that

[slim osprey]

Bruh

Okay I am not that dumb

[pastel quartz]

Ehehe

[plucky void]

Sr Pelo my beloved table slammer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGqep2Hb988

[slim osprey]

I love Sr Pelo

He represents us spanish speakers

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEpxBn_2k0U

this reminds me

There are 53 images in this folder

[placid sail]

his undertale series was fun, but his simpsons series... it scares me

[pastel quartz]

I love that he's got a dedicated folder hehehe

[placid sail]

I've got telegram stickers with him!

[plucky void]

I also got a flork folder. 705 files.

[slim osprey]

God bro the simpsons series is another thing entirely

[pastel quartz]

Oh jeez hahaha

[placid sail]

@plucky void indulge me pls

do americans even use telegram at all?

[plucky void]

suddenly I'm american

I dunno?

[west owl]

[plucky void]

oh wait technically I am american

[placid sail]

... weren't you one?

[plucky void]

in the same sense that a mexican is american

[placid sail]

I clearly remember you and derpy-neko sharing your gunpower with each other or something

[west owl]

and yes bz they do use it at least some

[placid sail]

okay man where are you from then

[plucky void]

"sharing your gunpowder"

that sounds

[west owl]

much more the ones that want to chat without so much fear to feds

[plucky void]

l e w d

[pastel quartz]

Bz havin a forgetful moment heh

[plucky void]

well I'm from America

... the continent

[placid sail]

oh

right

[west owl]

sharing your loads 😉

[placid sail]

okay miss smarty pants

what about europe?

[plucky void]

don't talk to me unless your barrel is 16" or longer

[placid sail]

you have telegram?

[pastel quartz]

Nopp

[west owl]

i did use telegram the whole degree

[plucky void]

anywho I don't use telegram personally but half my acquaintances do

[grizzled meadow]

Yes I do, I love the app

[plucky void]

I just can't be arsed to download it

[west owl]

it did have all the code indexation and all to just copy paste raw

[placid sail]

install telegram now

don't you see

[west owl]

that and that discord still wasnt much of a thing i think

[placid sail]

all the cool guys have it

[pastel quartz]

What!

I'm not gonna!

[placid sail]

why?

[plucky void]

and my interest in guns is, unfortunately, 99% from the internet. I don't own any myself

[pastel quartz]

Because

I don't want to?

[plucky void]

I shot a 9mm pistol and a .38 revolver once in a shooting range but that's it

[placid sail]

but

but

pwease :(

[pastel quartz]

Awwww

Well alriiight

[placid sail]

holy shit it worked

[pastel quartz]

I'll do it tomorrow tho heh

[plucky void]

I don't even know what guns I shot, just their types and calibers no idea what their make&models were

wasn't about to ask the instructor either. Didn't wanna sound like an overeager gun nerd

that's how you get cops in yo house

[pastel quartz]

Yeaahh

Don't wanna get raided!

[plucky void]

I'd love to own at least one piddly .22 pistol tho

for le plinking

[pastel quartz]

The most "gun" thing I held was like an Airsoft gun

[west owl]

no bbs ?

[pastel quartz]

I'm more into knives anyway sooo yeah, doesn't matter heh

[west owl]

[placid sail]

I've shot AK-47, but that's such a meme it probably doesn't even count

[placid sail]

hey now what

[pastel quartz]

That's pretty cool!!

[west owl]

and rushed B?

[plucky void]

That's not a meme, at least not by today's standards

[placid sail]

I mean

russian

AK-47

har har

[plucky void]

well ok

[pastel quartz]

Ohh

[plucky void]

round here I'd be pretty hyped if I got to shoot one

and an actual 47, not the akm, ak74s or whatever

[placid sail]

you must have shot it from your bear while drinking vodka har har

[pastel quartz]

He's embracin the stereotype ehehe

[placid sail]

so why knives?

[pastel quartz]

Hm?

Oh!

[placid sail]

you said you like em

[pastel quartz]

Because I've taken a few self defense classes and sum private ones on defending myself! One of 'em involved knife fightin sooo

I'm pretty handy with 'em now!

[placid sail]

man you're brutal

sounds very cool!

[pastel quartz]

Whaaat!

[plucky void]

literally vamp

[pastel quartz]

I'm not brutal at all!!

[placid sail]

hope you don't get to use that skill though

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/vamp-vamp-mgs-vamp-mgs4-metal-gear-metal-gear-solid4-gif-23567668

[pastel quartz]

Well no, I've never had to use it, thank god

[placid sail]

okay sure, you're a tender and sweet little fed~
better?

[pastel quartz]

It's just nice to like do as practicing at home heh

[pastel quartz]

That makes me sound like I'm a meal..

[plucky void]

lmao

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/archer-you-what-huh-gif-19676334

[plucky void]

whoa

[placid sail]

I wanted to say "we'll see" but that's too much

[plucky void]

we found the chosen one

[slim osprey]

Actual superpower

[pastel quartz]

Oh jeeeez

[placid sail]

and only recently I've found out there's actually a thingamajig that lets you separate such parts without breaking every single nail on your hands

[plucky void]

literally me

[pastel quartz]

I sure hope so!

[pastel quartz]

And that's how the Feds get ya

[pastel quartz]

Adorable!!

[gloomy roost]

Hmmmm

App update feels weird

[gloomy roost]

Looks a but more compact

[slim osprey]

You on phone?

[gloomy roost]

Both

[slim osprey]

Phone update sucks ass

[gloomy roost]

Why?

[slim osprey]

They merged ios with android

https://twitter.com/AstralPhnx/status/1560187913849442304?s=20&t=fwQ2pRvGW8quJZN08x86iQ

Astral 🏳️‍⚧️ | ENVTuber (@AstralPhnx)

Ok I did a bit of digging and I FOUND OUT WHY THE NEW DISCORD ANDROID UPDATE SUCKS ASS.

TL;DR, out of an act of what I can only describe as sheer laziness, Discord has just stopped developing a native android version and just... Shoved the iOS ReactNative version onto android

Likes

8922

Retweets

2902

Twitter · Aug 18, 2022, 8:52 AM

Read this if you wanna find out

They are being lazy fucks

[gloomy roost]

Mfw

[pastel quartz]

That's just great..

[slim osprey]

I reverted the update cause it brought a lot of problems to my phone

[gloomy roost]

Damn discord

[pastel quartz]

"I hate Discord"
stays

[slim osprey]

Of course I stay

[gloomy roost]

Fiddling with Cropol's phone and such

[slim osprey]

All the silly people are in here

[pastel quartz]

Ehehehe

[slim osprey]

I also meet with other domestic terrorists in here

[gloomy roost]

[slim osprey]

But don't tell the Feds that

[pastel quartz]

Uhhhm

mild concern

[placid sail]

last meme on the phone

[pastel quartz]

Lemme check mine!

[placid sail]

oh btw

[placid sail]

you probably heard of all western companies leaving our parts

[gloomy roost]

Yes

[placid sail]

so here's what's happening here in that regard every day

[gloomy roost]

The mass exodus of Rohans companies

[pastel quartz]

Good old rebrands

Heheheh, it's so dumb

[placid sail]

mild concern

[pastel quartz]

Bz, I'm gonna hug ya

[placid sail]

alright

add me then

you won't

[pastel quartz]

Huhh??

[gloomy roost]

[placid sail]

that's right

[pastel quartz]

Oh yeah?!

Check your requests, dummy!!

[gloomy roost]

He wants you to get into his dm's

[slim osprey]

Zamn

[plucky void]

goddamn furries

they paywall 1080p60fps streams for this

[slim osprey]

There's a lot of things I could say about the discord team

But I don't wanna be muted by Aldo

[gloomy roost]

https://vxtwitter.com/taylorgeeeee/status/1220177938685054977?s=20

[plucky void]

what's the name of that song

[gloomy roost]

Apparently

[plucky void]

wow, that song was made by moistcr1tikal?

[gloomy roost]

Nice one

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6okxuiiHx2w and yeah, that is correct

https://tenor.com/view/frakes-jonathan-youre-right-its-fact-frakes-or-fiction-fact-or-fiction-gif-15314768

[gloomy roost]

https://vxtwitter.com/conkface/status/1221861536492376071?s=20

[pastel quartz]

That's dumb heh

Gonna sleep now tho, goooood night everyone!!

[gloomy roost]

👋

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSPuRXkUWoU

it's got a plot twist in the end

lmao

[grizzled meadow]

MBOmnis a man of culture

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/699827211682709660/1011429913473069219/f9eccbf6ab955577d1fef61189a5ad6f.mp4

[plucky void]

that was a sick backflip

rip those headphones tho

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/385620326303662082/1011377286081155143/EVIL_SQUICHBOB.mp4

[gloomy roost]

https://vxtwitter.com/atamali_/status/1275128787538149378?s=20

[slim osprey]

https://vxtwitter.com/TallBart/status/1561566364380196864?s=20&t=-DD3mRUjinqF0lG1mEh5mg

[slate crown]

Jeremy Elbertson is definitely the streamer of all time

[echo slate]

Harder to carry around and underbarrel grenade launchers do everything they do but better

[devout surge]

mommy

[glad carbon]

Man I really wish the worst for discord devs

every update makes this app worse 🙂

I had to delete every single discord file off my pc because it wouldn't update

just bricked and I had to task manager close every time it opened

[real tinsel]

@placid sail why is your pfp different

it's like i don't even know you anymore...

[slate crown]

he descended into madness after getting a girlfriend

truly unhinged

[slate crown]

shiiiiet im using discord mobile exclusively and even here it's broken af

basically how we're all feeling about the new discord updates

[real tinsel]

tyler1 has a gf?

how does she handle all that screaming all day

[slate crown]

she's a saint

[dawn zephyr]

I have been informed there are fellow lifters here, is this information accurate

[real tinsel]

yes

it's @heady crow

i used to lift too but nowadays i barely have the energy to even do pushups

[dawn zephyr]

Who here benches above 100kg

[slate crown]

tried it

managed to do only 1 rep

soul left asshole

[dawn zephyr]

Lol nice

I'm almost at a 100kg incline bench

Last pr I did was 205lbs for 5

[slate crown]

jesus fucking christ

[dawn zephyr]

I think I can do it but I don't like doing 1 rep maxes

[slate crown]

my shoulders just tweaked reading that

im more of a back guy myself, don't like pushing too much

[dawn zephyr]

I've been really pushing back and legs recently

My push is good cause I have really good pec inserts plus strong shoulders

Did 300lbs for 5 on squats recently

I want beeg beefy leg

[slate crown]

damn daniel

we got a hardcore lifter here

[dawn zephyr]

I am pure slav, I go gym and school then come home and play stalker

[slate crown]

fuk why are all EU guys buff af

meanwhile am small asian child

[dawn zephyr]

I'm not even in eu I live in Canada but it don't matter I still got raised on Russian culture

It's just part of the culture over there ig, man must be big and strong cause not being big and strong is soy and gay, or atleast that's how people see it over there

[slate crown]

shiet i can vouch for that

[dawn zephyr]

Also I think it's diet differences

[real tinsel]

as a semi-slav i can also vouch for that

[dawn zephyr]

Western people and people in asia/ India eat very processed and carb rich diet

Eu is usually less processed and more meat

It's a running meme in a lot of lifting circle I'm in that all Indians are skinny fat and have gyno because of the diet over there

[dawn zephyr]

🤝

[slate crown]

I'll have to disagree on the processed part but definitely agree on the high carb diet

[dawn zephyr]

🤷‍♂️

I mean what I said could also be all bullshit lol idk

Just my thought process about it

Anyway time for 75lb dumbell shoulder press

[slate crown]

most of the food i eat on a daily basis are freshly made and very balanced

i just need double the usual portion size

[heady crow]

Finally its like 12c in the morning

Fucking feels fresh after that heat

[slate crown]

disgusting

i love it

[slate crown]

basically this channel in a nutshell

that and bateman/jerma/breaking bad/better call saul posting

[slate crown]

@heady crow here's a fantastic one for you bb

[dawn zephyr]

Horrific

Awful

Delete

[slate crown]

my eyes

[slate crown]

too much bulge

[real tinsel]

no

[dawn zephyr]

I will grind your feeble bones to dust with my hands

[real tinsel]

you'd have to find where i live first

and the answer is your walls

break your walls, mike gabagool

[dawn zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/backslash-massivecraft-gif-24302217

[real tinsel]

this is some quality edit

i expected it to be another one of those clip mashups with a completely unsynced music

[slate crown]

it's basically a movie on its own

[real tinsel]

deus ex hr

[slate crown]

NA walls are tissue paper

solid concrete walls are where it's at

[slate crown]

sure you'd die of heatstroke in the summer but at least if a tornado hits we'll be fine

[dawn zephyr]

Actually based take

Got have those half metre thick walls

[real tinsel]

not all houses are concrete here though for some reason

[dawn zephyr]

You could fire a gun in one room and Noone will notice

[slate crown]

exactly

[real tinsel]

i was in an associate's house once and while drunk punching his toilet walls i almost made a hole in the wall

it was thin as fuck

[slate crown]

why were you drunk punching his toilet walls in the first place?

except for being drunk of course

[real tinsel]

when i drunk punched in my own house's toilet walls my right hand became huge

it got inflated? bloated? something like that

[slate crown]

that...might just be a compound fracture my guy

[real tinsel]

i don't know the english word for it

[dawn zephyr]

Inflamed

[slate crown]

yea that

[heady crow]

Its good, maybe even too good

[slate crown]

that's what I was saying too

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/dirty-docks-shawty-triflin-shawty-triflin-she-gif-22455514

[real tinsel]

oh yeah it's inflamed

[dawn zephyr]

Yeah just a little

[devout surge]

no

thats just burer hand

[slate crown]

facts

[dawn zephyr]

Go buy a fire extinguisher from the 1960s and inhale some of the carbon tet

Guaranteed cancer

[slate crown]

i got plenty of whips last night bruno, pls have mercy

[heady crow]

Dont have to tell everything that goes between you and your gf sheesh 😳

[devout surge]

"gf"

[slate crown]

bro I've gotten to the point of no return

might as well embrace it

[heady crow]

Well as long as you enjoy the pegging

[slate crown]

over half of the server already knows about the pineapple meme

[real tinsel]

i have a feeling this is what pango's gf looks like

[slate crown]

not that far off

[devout surge]

reek

[slate crown]

except for a little more chub

[real tinsel]

fat

[slate crown]

i prefer "EXTRA THICC"

[slate crown]

fukin discord

the new update is SO BAD

[long spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/810641714145525781/1011406641658331227/trim.C6378FDF-44F4-489C-8D91-EF10A6B36683.mov

[slate crown]

so true

[slate crown]

AIs are getting too based for their own good

[real tinsel]

did you just say france is based

[slate crown]

very

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow i demand that @slate crown gets banned from gamma forever

[slate crown]

another day another dollar

[real tinsel]

i have 3 blackmails to trade in return

[slate crown]

here I'll make it up to you

[slate crown]

SlipperyT moment

[devout surge]

KEKK

[slate crown]

saul goodman is the only one that looks "normal" the rest are so uncanny

[devout surge]

breaking bleh

[real tinsel]

holy shit bz11k was right, this is terrifyingly good

[slate crown]

telling you man, skynet is bound to happen

[heady crow]

waltuh?

[slate crown]

forgor to mark as spoiler, since it has a certain characters death in it

[heady crow]

well its been years since brba got released

but then again falco

[slate crown]

yeaup

not taking any chances since my last warning

[real tinsel]

walter kills himself and then says that he's the breaking bad

sorry for spoil

[slate crown]

🤝

[real tinsel]

mechanicus intro is the most chilling intro i've watched in years https://youtu.be/9gIMZ0WyY88

[heady crow]

what other intros are you comparing it to

[real tinsel]

all the ones i've watched

[heady crow]

yeah

[slate crown]

so that's why mike always walk with a slight limp

[heady crow]

duude badlands

havent watched him in such a long time

[slate crown]

bz11k tried to share a video of him chugging beans mixed with da bomb hotsauce to gross me out, little did he know i fucking love chuggs

[real tinsel]

how is he drinking all that without spilling a drop man

i can't even drink a cup of water without spilling it all over me

[slate crown]

dexterity 0

[heady crow]

when??

[slate crown]

right here

[heady crow]

ah him as in badlands

not him as in bz

[devout surge]

yeeee badchugs

[slate crown]

bruh

[devout surge]

let me drink 2liter of garbage

[real tinsel]

i don't think bz11k has the balls to do that

[heady crow]

yeah i was thinking the same

well more like how the hell will this hobo looking ass mordorian gonna fit all that in him

[devout surge]

the cold drinks are the best, he cant handle that

5x brainfreezing like cats

[clear prism]

👌

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIrJR0d7nnY @slate crown babe wake up

[devout surge]

yeah then drive your car to grab that carton of milk and wat

[real tinsel]

ahhh so that's why people say i look like i'm about to murder them

[clear prism]

Yo hold up

[devout surge]

dude fkn well buff tho

[clear prism]

bz11k got into Juno's DMs?

[heady crow]

oh my god

i missed some important server lore

[real tinsel]

you're getting old

a mordorian homeless man got into her dms in a minute while you've been struggling for weeks tanilg

[clear prism]

Motherfucker

[devout surge]

haha

[real tinsel]

level your game

[clear prism]

Nah man, I was not trying to get into her DMs

I was trying to get her to open hers so one of you fuckers can lol

[devout surge]

shy

[real tinsel]

sure, old man

[clear prism]

😐

[devout surge]

breakintothedm

[clear prism]

Bruh, Youtube be sending me e-mails about fucking Youtube Music 😂

[lusty sonnet]

Bz actually playing soccer and scoring

[clear prism]

Our advice worked 👍

Ah yes, before I forget

@placid sail do not forget that she still got that 100 day challenge hanging over her head

[slate crown]

i thought it was obvious

the chemistry between them was insane

just don't mention about the rat fucking and mechanical bull thing

[clear prism]

Now we have to do that, my guy

[slate crown]

[slate crown]

im sorry bz11k

[clear prism]

God giveth, god taketh.

[slate crown]

Such is life in the Zone.

how do you write in bold on discord btw?

[clear prism]

Put * on the front and end of the message for Italic

For bold, put ** on the front and end of the message