I mean, Dan is a fantastic person, and has good humour. I think he did way better than Arin. JonTron was hit or miss sometimes depending on the content.
If he had no interest of what was on screen, he'd be really obnoxious all around.
#🎪bruh-fart
scenic sable
Yep.
atomic pewter
The peak of GG for me was their Sonic 06 playthrough
glad carbon
thats new to me, what happened?
atomic pewter
Since they blabber on about random shit a lot they often talk about some lewd shit while playing games like kirby or Super mario sunshine
Stuff like "have you ever injured yourself trying to suck your own dick"
Idk I haven't watched any GG content in years
Don't care what they're doing now, they're not relevant to me
glad carbon
yeah thats kinda weird
scenic sable
The peak of GG for me was their Sonic 06 playthrough
Hit or miss there. Exhibit A:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vwl9ivxldjc
glad carbon
yeah I stopped watching completely after the whole oneyplays thing
marble cove
what thing?
atomic pewter
Oh oneyplays
As someone who's stuck with an ipad I fucking hate the channel purely because of how insane the amount of ads is
marble cove
adblock
atomic pewter
Wish I could do that on a damn ipad
PC ? No problem
But on an apple device... Different story
scenic sable
The peak of GG for me was their Sonic 06 playthrough
One of the funniest episodes was the first Wheel of Fortune, to me.
marble cove
it's on the app store
glad carbon
what thing?
basically an oneyplays member criticized a game the game grumps made, which ended up with fans doxxing em, and Arin ignoring it even when it was brought to attention
atomic pewter
Well there's adblock for safari
glad carbon
adblock is so great
atomic pewter
I'm using the YT app but that's not the focus on the convo here
glad carbon
it just feels like whenever theres 2 kinda similar youtube communities it always ends in controversy and anger towards eachother
like letplayers and animators
plucky void
this kinda shit always happens
marble cove
cause people treat these channels with the highest regard
atomic pewter
Hey at least SBFP collapsed of their own volition
upbeat bobcat
@grizzled meadow
marble cove
fatherless figure behavior
atomic pewter
It was infighting between two members of superbestfriends that brought the channel to an end
scenic sable
Hey at least SBFP collapsed of their own volition
How so?
plucky void
tig ol bitties
glad carbon
cause people treat these channels with the highest regard
yeah, fans really need to see its just entertainment, there is no reason to attack other people because of it
same with sports and shit
atomic pewter
Patrick, Matthew and Woolie Madden
plucky void
tribalistic mentality tho
marble cove
idolization more like
glad carbon
never idolize anyone
It'd be really funny if we just treated all famous people like normal human beings instead of godlike idols
plucky void
idolization more like
also a tribalistic behavior
glad carbon
just see how they'd react to having no attention outside of their films and work
scenic sable
Pat and Mat were constantly bickering at eachother
Not Game Theory... right?
plucky void
just see how they'd react to having no attention outside of their films and work
most celebrities would be happier and more mentally stable
a lot of 'em suffer from peer/fan pressure and whatnot
rip robin williams
and carrie fisher
atomic pewter
Not Game Theory... right?
Absolutely not lol
glad carbon
most celebrities would be happier and more mentally stable
yep
paparazzi never helped anyone
plucky void
only the tabloids and gossip magazines
scenic sable
Can we agree that Game Theory always was trash?
plucky void
I don't think I've ever seen a game theory video
also since we sharing opinyas
avgn?
glad carbon
it really just felt like it was reaching for straws in most theories
plucky void
also I don't like 'theorycrafting' in general
so for instance when someone sends me a vaatividya link
I just laugh at them 
atomic pewter
Can we agree that Game Theory always was trash?
Abso-fucking-lutely was
glad carbon
yep
only like I like is what the game comes with
never fill in blanks it helps no one
let the creators do that
plucky void
never fill in blanks it helps no one
and never make up insane shit from vague item descriptions
which is... 99% of vaatividya
plucky void
loer and worldbuilding aiwaiwiawiawiwaiw
atomic pewter
They played all kinds of games
scenic sable
MandaloreGaming
plucky void
although I've rewatched some of his older videos and he has weird takes in some moments
very weird takes
atomic pewter
Deus Ex: Human Revolution, Yakuza 0, Mother Russia Bleeds, Final Fantasy X, All the god damn silent hills
Resident evil 4, 7 and I think bits of 6 ?
They did regular videos where they would play fighting games together
Called it "Saturday Morning Scrublords"
They also played every David Cage game.
And RELENTLESSLY shit on david cage
scenic sable
Fucking David Cage..
atomic pewter
They HATE david cage as much as the average man does
scenic sable
As they should! 
plucky void
funny enough the only game of his that I liked was his first one. Omikron
atomic pewter
But the best of the best was them suffering through the god awful shitshow that was Omikron
plucky void
because it was just so... crazy
scenic sable
plucky void
most games of the late 90s, early 2000s are bad
atomic pewter
The first thing you do in the game is fuck a dude's wife by possessing his body
plucky void
the 'turn of the milennium' jank
atomic pewter
It's like... Next level cucking
plucky void
and the 3dfx craze
scenic sable
most games of the late 90s, early 2000s are bad
Whoa hey. 
plucky void
most of them are terribly designed, had shit optimization
plucky void
I was gonna mention half-life but for a different reason
plucky void
a truckload of awful games were trying to ride on half-life's success of 'action game with decent storytelling and environments'
atomic pewter
Hey aldou
scenic sable
atomic pewter
Do you know about Beyond Two Souls ?
plucky void
phew thanks theo
scenic sable
I know of it.
scenic sable
It's a David Cage game.
atomic pewter
Ellen Paige or whatever the female lead actress’ name was gets in near rape scenarios like 4 times over the course of the game
scenic sable
Not surprising.. It's David Cage.
atomic pewter
Prior to this though, david cage went out of his way to collect as many baby pictures of this actress and present them to her when he first introduced her to the project
glad carbon
atomic pewter
I shit you not
scenic sable
scenic sable
Money.
glad carbon
even if its good pay this dude collected your baby pictures
atomic pewter
Ellen paige is a guy now I think…
Elliot paige
Yeah that’s who it was, I remember now
glad carbon
the game was pretty fun tho
scenic sable
That's not saying much though.
atomic pewter
…To be fair you’re right
The only good game he’s ever produced was detroit become human
scenic sable
Eeeeh....
atomic pewter
And even then, my take on it is that it would’ve been 100% better if the entire game was about Connor and Hank
I say good as in good for a david cage game
So the bar’s still low, y’know
scenic sable
Would not surprise me.
atomic pewter
If there’s a female character that’s mildly important in a cage game, she will either fuck the protagonist for no reason or nearly get sexually assaulted
The man fucking stormed out of a courtroom crying like a baby lol
atomic pewter
Yeeaaah
Idk I liked hank and connor
That’s the credit I give D:BH
God I remember sitting with my babe watching sbfp play beyond two souls
scenic sable
Maybe those characters were written by Williams.
atomic pewter
Their video title cards would just be ellen paige, willem defaux and david cage lying on the floor together over some scripts
And both willem and paige looked dead inside
While david looked so god damn happy
scenic sable
Idk I liked hank and connor
Writer Adam Williams was hired to help finish and flesh out the story.[3] Cage used charts and diagrams to see where the choices would end up;
atomic pewter
Did you ever hear about how connor winking at hank was something david REALLY hated ?
scenic sable
Nope.
atomic pewter
He was told to fuck off and as a result we got a charming moment in the game
scenic sable
atomic pewter
Even if it was made to look like connor kinda having a bug
scenic sable
A story that becomes better without David Cage involved? The shock. 
atomic pewter
Ikr
hushed marsh
If David Cage didnt direct it, how would you be able to play
plucky void
huh, this isn't a 'dangeous' gif for the embed to fail
discord being dogshit as usual
hushed marsh
atomic pewter
Fahrenheit ticks so many boxes
hushed marsh
Thats the beauty of David Cage bingo
atomic pewter
It’s free as fuck bro
scenic sable
All of this is Fahrenheit.
plucky void
more than half of those make me think of Last of Us more than anything
atomic pewter
My coworker who thinks Last of Us 2 is a fantastic game also says beyond two souls is good
atomic pewter
plucky void
last of us 2 was definitely bold (see what I did there) for some parts
atomic pewter
Guy’s into Formula 1
scenic sable
So he has no brain.
plucky void
tribalistic mentality in full swing
atomic pewter
Ooga booga
scenic sable
car go fast, me enjoy
atomic pewter
Idk if I’m just as retarded for liking seeing cars drift
hushed marsh
Im a Rally fan tbh
plucky void
there's definitely some irony in that
hushed marsh
Shit's wild to watch
plucky void
or rather, a lot of irony in that
but I'm not about to join the judgmental circlejerk 
atomic pewter
I enjoyed sitting and watching Initial D with my girlfriend because of the music
scenic sable
Idk if I’m just as retarded for liking seeing cars drift
Depends if you listen to eurobeat while it is going on.
plucky void
smh it's not even actual drifting competitions 
atomic pewter
Look I admit to being a hypocrite, I shit on people who like to watch sports and F1 yet enjoy watching cars drift with jammin’ beats
Driving a car without any music is usually a pretty boring experience
hushed marsh
I honestly cant care enough to bash on people for their hobbies
scenic sable
atomic pewter
Turn on some classic rock, power metal, eurobeat or anything like that and it becomes a lot better
I care enough
hushed marsh
Alright fair lol
hushed marsh
I know its toxic and shit, but Ive totally done it too
atomic pewter
In this case though I think I’m a little jealous of seeing people play sports on TV getting paid millions of dollars to kick a fucking ball around
plucky void
"yeah I like soccer"
watched half of a Captain Tsubasa episode
atomic pewter
While I’m here stocking shelves and lifting heavy charges for a living
hushed marsh
Im not gonna dis manual labour, even if Im going to school to avoid it
atomic pewter
And then I remember that these guys on tv playing sports are basically treated like property, goods to be exchanged
hushed marsh
Someone's gotta do everything we need
atomic pewter
See trading cards and team exchanges
I enjoy manual labour, it’s a good way to keep in shape
Plus it gives me something to focus on
hushed marsh
I respect it
Yeah, Im that way but I was
Idk, I was just happier doing like
More mentally focused work
atomic pewter
Then good for you
hushed marsh
🤝
atomic pewter
So long as you’re not like my work’s management who expect us to shit out miracles on the daily and seem to forget that we, unlike them, work physically
hushed marsh
No, not like that, Im studying to be a physician
atomic pewter
“Hur dur why isn’t your section/aisle done yet”
abstract path
Interesting..
atomic pewter
Thankfully there’s been a lot less of that lately but then again they’re too busy scrambling about like headless chickens to criticize the way we work
Guess that’s what happens when your company enforces this now outdated and insane mentality that “everyone is replaceable”
abstract path
Americans think alike
hushed marsh
Its been proven that treating your employees well boosts productivity
abstract path
Sadly.
hushed marsh
That way of doing things is outdated
abstract path
Most americans are just as outdatet as their veteran grandpas
atomic pewter
Great way to devalue the fuck out of your entire workforce and discourage them from doing anything but the bare minimum to get paid
Costco do be like that
abstract path
Yeah i know right
hushed marsh
Oh fuck Coscto, I had a friend who worked there
atomic pewter
I work there
hushed marsh
He, lost time because he got injured on the job
And they just fired him
Straight up
abstract path
Either way healthcare in america is also shit so
atomic pewter
Been doin’ it for six years, seventh is in progress
Whaaat
Bro here that shit would not fly
hushed marsh
It shouldnt fly here either
abstract path
Been doin’ it for six years, seventh is in progress
I hope you get paid enough 
atomic pewter
Eh I’m only a 25hr a week employee
atomic pewter
French canadian, I make about 18 to 19 dollars an hour
hushed marsh
They have way more money than you
atomic pewter
With an extra 5 bucks per hour on sundays
hushed marsh
Im also French Canadian, I just moved when I was young
atomic pewter
I have the regrettable information that I’m stuck with an american citizenship for being born in colorado
abstract path
It's just hoarding stuff till there's no more space!
atomic pewter
I have to pay 2800 USD to get rid of this taint
abstract path
Well then that's your first call
hushed marsh
What a fucking scam lol
atomic pewter
Being american is a god damn shitshow
abstract path
I know.
atomic pewter
I’ve lived in quebec all my life
abstract path
No need to tell me
All my fucking exes were american
You know how horrible they were?
atomic pewter
And now that I’m old enough, I get pestered constantly when it’s election time for americans
atomic pewter
My dating luck has been quite shit
I got lucky enough to maintain a stable albeit online relationship
abstract path
In america you might never find a good bitch mguy
hushed marsh
I never really enjoyed dating, like I tried it for awhile but
Bleh
Id rather just worry about myself
abstract path
Would rather get a canadian gf ohnestly
atomic pewter
She’s great
abstract path
Atleast their passive-agressive
hushed marsh
Thats nice to hear
abstract path
Very nice
abstract path
Distance or otherwise
No more distance
atomic pewter
I’m just glad people seem to be changing their way of thinking about online relationships
abstract path
WELL WRONG
hushed marsh
thats not anyone elses business
atomic pewter
I got lucky, all my previous online girlfriends… For lack of better words, disappeared on me
abstract path
It does fucking matter if you wanna build smth that lasts forever
hushed marsh
It doesnt dude
plucky void
I’m just glad people seem to be changing their way of thinking about online rela...
the messages just below this one made this hilarious to me
hushed marsh
It really doesnt
atomic pewter
the messages just below this one made this hilarious to me
The timing is 👌
abstract path
It really doesnt
I'd love to see one couple that lives 10 fucking countries away and is together since 6 years rn
abstract path
maybe I'm just blind
plucky void
I've had way too many "online relationships" with girls that lived relatively close and they'd just stall me and keep it "online only"
major red flag if I ever saw one
hushed marsh
Man Id like to see someone who did this exact thing
Yeah how about the guy who said he did 2 minutes ago
plucky void
I got lucky enough to maintain a stable albeit online relationship
here @abstract path
abstract path
I know
atomic pewter
I don’t like to travel and she’s in a poor family so us meeting up is difficult
abstract path
No worries I'm just at my own stake rn
abstract path
I don’t like to travel and she’s in a poor family so us meeting up is difficult
I could help later, perhaps
In uh
atomic pewter
Don’t, it’s our problem xD
abstract path
Idk how many years
Bro if u two get together atleast once then it's worth it isn't it-?
atomic pewter
Eh
abstract path
Unless that
atomic pewter
Hard to make that shit up really
abstract path
dunno, it's still a camera...
atomic pewter
Honestly that’s the right mentality to have, always be a little skeptical
atomic pewter
Hmm ?
hushed marsh
drink the kool-aid
abstract path
Surgery will do
abstract path
It's 4pm and i have been getting stress off my fucking mind for 2 hours
Before i got back here
abstract path
If i never had stress i couldn't cry
atomic pewter
So that’s why the car I’ve been lended smells of pot
atomic pewter
Fucking freedomer
atomic pewter
Righ- hmm…
abstract path
Good
atomic pewter
I guess my alignment is still ecologist
abstract path
Ecos are yes
atomic pewter
My current lasting playthrough is as duty
abstract path
Eat zombie hands like bafoons
hushed marsh
I LOVE KILLING PEOPLE FOR MONEY
abstract path
That's why you get so much for em
atomic pewter
It’s fun walking into yantar and then hearing english only to get shot at moments later
atomic pewter
It’s great honestly, as soon as you don’t hear ukrainian you know for a fact mercs are around
hushed marsh
Its true
As soon as you hear a
Combine Police Officer in the distance
its mercs
abstract path
I hope they all die
atomic pewter
And then when I hear an ecologist speak english I have ptsd
hushed marsh
i panic when people speak english irl too, Ive known it since I was like 5
abstract path
i panic when people speak english irl too, Ive known it since I was like 5
If i join vc and i start speaking english
Would u freak out?
hushed marsh
Yes
abstract path
Good
atomic pewter
I like duty, freedom, ecos, clear sky and mercs
atomic pewter
But mercs I like purely for their gear
abstract path
CS is total pacifist
hushed marsh
and if you say it isnt you are lying
abstract path
Almost
atomic pewter
Isn’t that more UNISG
abstract path
Selective
Yes
atomic pewter
Isn’t CS enemies with mercs too
hushed marsh
Nope
abstract path
Nope
atomic pewter
Bandits, military, isg, sin, renecringe and monolit
hushed marsh
CS is same relations with Loners, but Mercs neutral
hushed marsh
Loners but more opportunities
atomic pewter
I’m annoyed as a dutier when I see a military shoot a loner
abstract path
Just shoot both
atomic pewter
abstract path
Their both faulty
atomic pewter
Bitch do I look like monolith
abstract path
Literally ISG
atomic pewter
Wait shit monolith has more friends than isg
abstract path
Ez
hushed marsh
If you dont play as them yes
if you play as ISG you get
Mercs I think
as your only neutrals
atomic pewter
You get mercs and that’s it
atomic pewter
As monolith you get zombies and SIN
hushed marsh
Oh right yeah zombies neutral
atomic pewter
Both literally inferior versions of yourself
atomic pewter
abstract path
They have a flat DR
Flat DR?
hushed marsh
Damage Reduction
atomic pewter
To be fair sin was fucking pathetic to fight in EFP
abstract path
Jesus
hushed marsh
They suck
Like, a lot and I welcome it
because before they are just
Diet Monolith
with this they become something to worry about
atomic pewter
Not even that because mono can put up a fight
hushed marsh
Lol
atomic pewter
In efp it’s not so bad
atomic pewter
And even then I had to hide in a building because there was an emission and strelok decided to fucking walk out and die
Oh and a large mutant invasion of the building I was in
atomic pewter
A chimera, bunch of rats and psydogs
Chimera in tight corridors is terrifying
Even with a battlesuit and gauss rifle
hushed marsh
Its great
abstract path
You take your smg
hushed marsh
I personally love when Stalker makes you feel
abstract path
And do a lil bit or ratatataa
abstract path
I go hand in hand with an axe
atomic pewter
I remember how many times I had to quickload in radar
In gamma I’m probably gonna have to do the same lol
I should sleep, it’s late and I’m gonna have less than 5 hours sleep
abstract path
I should sleep soon too
hushed marsh
group nap time
abstract path
Even if i cried for about an hour i still don't feel tired?
hushed marsh
You probably feel cathartic
hushed marsh
Catharsis is the process of releasing strong emotions
Creating relief and, renewal for yourself
abstract path
Aw
royal fjord
plush zodiac
Lmao
plucky void
slate crown
upbeat bobcat
https://youtu.be/PARKBCp1mwQ @plucky void
urban ocean
plucky void
8 man raid
oh right it's just the ultima weapon fight then
I think
I remember them changing some of this end of ARR stuff
upbeat bobcat
Might be, still catching up to the changes
heady crow
plush zodiac
THE ENDING LMAO
meager island
FEED THIS BABY A ** W O M** NOW
heady crow
quartz saffron
fug that hit me
plush zodiac
fug that hit me
😔
quartz saffron
real tinsel
i come in with my skinny long ass fingers, i put lube on my fingers in a sexual way, i retrieve the keys from the drain, i gently open the muscle boy's hand and put them in his hand, then close his hand, gently. Then they all lift me up with their huge massive pure muscle arms and they cheer for me
lusty sonnet
my gf just ascended
My man congratz, is your gf still single?
hushed marsh
heady crow
real tinsel
you gotta pour it from the side
that way it doesn't foam and you don't have to wait to get a full cup of cock
radiant grove
my entire fucking world is flooded in terraria
and half of it is corrupted too
how did this happen
real tinsel
my gf just ascended
this is the art for anyone interested
upbeat bobcat
real tinsel
OI OI OI!
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Knock on door
"GO AWAY IM BUSY"
Door opens, anon's parents take a timid step into the room.
Pissjugs fill most of the available floorspace
"Anon, what.. What are you doing?"
Camera pans to anon, who sits crosslegged and hunched over a small dusty monitor, fat rolls flowing freely to reveal a completely naked figure except for some ripped, stained Y fronts.
A pale, chunky hand reaches into an industrial-sized bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos. Some sounds, akin to that of a hungry hippopotamus devouring a small mammal, follow. The creature wipes the crumbs on its pallid body.
"O-okay, anon. We'll leave you to it."
The mother wipes away a single tear as she backs out the room. The father gives a single glare, a mix of regret, shame and stoic acceptance, before following suit and gently closing over the door.
A single balloon reading "Happy 30th birthday, son!“ hovers for several days in the doorway unnoticed, until the helium leaks out of it and it slumps, almost wearily, to the floor.
pastel quartz
That's just depressin..
lusty sonnet
Average 4chan user
pastel quartz
real tinsel
lusty sonnet
Average twitter moment
placid sail
my gf just ascended
heady crow
placid sail
twitter is a fucking cesspool and should be burned with fire
pastel quartz
placid sail
based Juno
radiant grove
holy fuck they added ultrakill to terraria
pastel quartz
slate crown
My man congratz, is your gf still single?
unfortunately no
placid sail
og my god I'm crying
pastel quartz
unfortunately no
Unfortunately?
slate crown
Stop being cryptic tiny fed
grizzled meadow
I agree my eastern brother
I'll start 6x05 later
pastel quartz
I mean
heady crow
I'll start 6x05 later
Pagman
placid sail
slate crown
sick trickshot bro
radiant grove
ludicrous
slate crown
me
pastel quartz
slate crown
this guy
lusty sonnet
unfortunately no
Crying irl
slate crown
Crying irl
im sorry 
lusty sonnet
Is ok
clear prism
im sorry <:kekcry:919973929047715880>
Hello sorry
lusty sonnet
I'll go cry and sip my coffee
slate crown
you'll find yours one day ares, a goth gf
lusty sonnet
Ayo shush
lusty sonnet
you'll find yours one day ares, a goth gf
Oh yes plis
heady crow
radiant grove
average greek male
lusty sonnet
A goth gf that's into history plis
pastel quartz
Now you're askin a lot heh
slate crown
if i grow out my hair, I'll look like the lead singer from DethKlok
heady crow
A goth gf that's into history plis
I can try to be that
placid sail
what's the status report on scoring some dick
slate crown
placid sail
dang
slate crown
"Go jim"
placid sail
don't worry boss, you'll get em
pastel quartz
Oh jeez
lusty sonnet
I can try to be that
Trying isn't good enough, be that and we may be gucci
heady crow
Todays jim didnt even go that well :(
pastel quartz
looks at random numbers
lusty sonnet
Jazz
heady crow
Trying isn't good enough, be that and we may be gucci
Ill get on estrogen rn boss
slate crown
Todays jim didnt even go that well :(
bruh looks like im the only here who understands this
placid sail
only partly getting what's going on there
heady crow
Real recognise real
placid sail
but I'll tell you what, you'll do it better next time, don't rub yourself with it too much
heady crow
But i kinda just lost the will to live when doing lat raises
heady crow
but I'll tell you what, you'll do it better next time, don't rub yourself with i...
Well thats the plan
slate crown
shiet if this is you at your lowest, im scared to imagine when you go all out 😳
heady crow
Ayoo
lusty sonnet
I just do 5 minute workouts at home 💪
heady crow
But ye still settling into some of the movements. Prolly gonna change my program alot soon. Upper lower, pick up more tricep excerscises, start doing barbell ohp, more bodyweight excerscises at the actual gym etc etc
Do that for a few months and body recomp
Then cut
slate crown
for me, my triceps and front delts are over developed as fuck so i need to work on other push muscles more
heady crow
placid sail
But ye still settling into some of the movements. Prolly gonna change my program...
have you thought about going professional boss of the gym? ♂️
heady crow
for me, my triceps and front delts are over developed as fuck so i need to work ...
Yeah my front delts are over developed too
Side and rear are LACKING
pastel quartz
I've got no idea what they're talkin about heh
heady crow
Gonna start doing lat raises with even shittier form to get those rear delts up to SHAPE
slate crown
lat raises are giga sexy
heady crow
Prolly gonna do banded or cable facepulls for rear delts tho
Together with 45° t bar rows they should build up nicely
placid sail
*I've got no idea what they're talkin about heh*
here's a visual representation of what's bruno and pangolin currently are doing to make it easier for you
heady crow
lat raises are giga sexy
Yeye. Builds up my traps with my scuffed ass form
pastel quartz
Ohhh
slate crown
ooooh yea but make sure you go easy on the facepulls though, less is more in that case
pastel quartz
I kinda wanna leave 'em just be and talk it out heh
placid sail
it's okay, they like to be watched
pastel quartz
Wannaaa... get into my Dms? Ehehe~
slate crown
AYO
placid sail
ayo
heady crow
have you thought about going professional boss of the gym? ♂️
Already got some skinny teenagers MIRIN at the gym with my band tees
Aka prolly just looking at my band tees tryna decipher what the fuck it says
heady crow
Wannaaa... *get into my Dms?* Ehehe~
Ayo
heady crow
ooooh yea but make sure you go easy on the facepulls though, less is more in tha...
Ye ill have to do some more research about the movement
placid sail
Already got some skinny teenagers MIRIN at the gym with my band tees
that was quite a legit question dude, fitness industry is booming, and you without a doubt have great passion for it, you can make some nice cash while doing something you love
heady crow
Ill see where my life leads me. In a few years when ive gotten more experience, both hands on and theoretical i might consider it
slate crown
plus there's not alot of jobs like that here in VN
heady crow
fitness industry kinda fell off
In the meanwhile natural bodybuilding is starting to boom
Atleast in terms of youtube etc
slate crown
yaaaas
placid sail
fitness industry kinda fell off
bruno can always be the good morning goddamit guy
heady crow
Ye get on gear and become a muscle monster
placid sail
no gear
heady crow
I wouldnt mind being youtubes next rich piana tho
What he did for fitness content on yt is something else entirely
grizzled meadow
Stick to the program
heady crow
slate crown
I'd say don't take gears unless you're truly stuck at your natural limit, gears should only be used then to give yourself an extra boost to overcome that limit. still wouldn't recommend anyone to do it
heady crow
Oh nah i will never take gear
pastel quartz
Whaddya guys mean with gear? Is it like sum kinda equipment?
placid sail
steroids
slate crown
steroids
heady crow
Ive seen what natural bodybuilders can do with their bodies and its more than enough
pastel quartz
Oh
heady crow
Steroids
heady crow
Ye im not gonna die in a sauna 30 years before i was supposed to and be on trt if i do get off
slate crown
*Funny name tho heh*
they prefer the term "on gear" instead of "on steroids" since it sounds less intimidating so they can indoctrinate the younger generation to use it and unfortunately it's working
placid sail
have you heard of biohacking? currently it's more of a joke, but it's something that inevitably will get more advanced and actually working in time
pastel quartz
they prefer the term "on gear" instead of "on steroids" since it sounds less int...
Ohhh, makes sense
heady crow
Well mike isratel published a new video on oral steroids being a better alternative at the start but even that was taken badly by the community
pastel quartz
That just sucks tho
heady crow
Its just better to stay out of it all together
slate crown
yeaup I'll just stick with my good ol fashion protein powder
heady crow
they prefer the term "on gear" instead of "on steroids" since it sounds less int...
Well last time i was on fitness tiktok the mfs were going through their entire cycles and what they use down to the milligram
lusty sonnet
I'll stick with coffee
slate crown
Well last time i was on fitness tiktok the mfs were going through their entire c...
"influencers"
heady crow
Its fine even admirable to admit that you do use steroids but going beyond that has harming effects on young people
fading shuttle
heady crow
"influencers"
Ye influencing kids to take sarms
Disgusting really but rn it is what it is i guess
placid sail
pastel quartz
Awwww, cute!
heady crow
If you guys want to get a better look into the steroids usage in the fitness community and hear points from both sides watch this
https://youtu.be/neRU-4CEC0g
slate crown
he's literally me
heady crow
Upper traps bigger than my quads
pastel quartz
I hate this so much..
heady crow
slate crown
funny story, i used to be a forgetful kid during middle/highschool so I would bring ALL of my textbooks at once everyday in and out. my backpack probably weighed almost 50kgs and eventually my back muscles and traps began to grow even before i went to the gym
slate crown
it was meant to be
fading shuttle
heady crow
How did your school back weigh more than my hiking backpack prepared for a 5 day hike?
placid sail
man this is bullshit, the only thing I've got from my heavy backpack is pain
heady crow
Mfer got books for days
slate crown
we're an old school asian country, literally everything is on textbooks
heady crow
Same used to be here
Only this year have we actually started to move to online text books
lusty sonnet
Old textbook + laptop
slate crown
another thing is that i used to be the "mule" of the class. meaning I'd help all of my classmates bring their bags up while they're still eating breakfast
placid sail
Only this year have we actually started to move to online text books
imagine studying solely in the puter
lusty sonnet
another thing is that i used to be the "mule" of the class. meaning I'd help all...
So the slave?
eager quest
fucking vtuber butchered such a beautiful song
slate crown
So the slave?
basically yea, i was desperate to feel important. those were confusing times since puberty just hit
placid sail
no more millions of books and notebooks, no more being bullied for my shitty ass lefty handwriting, no more handwriting in general
lusty sonnet
basically yea, i was desperate to feel important. those were confusing times sin...
You're popular here
slate crown
You're popular here <:salute:981963701550727208>
ty sir ❤️
radiant grove
placid sail
another thing is that i used to be the "mule" of the class. meaning I'd help all...
that's a strange evolution
I used to be a clown tho
lusty sonnet
Still are Bz
slate crown
i mean when i did eventually start going to the gym legitimately, everyone respected me and the grind
radiant grove
slate crown
thank god for my gym buddy helping me at every step of the way 
placid sail
now it's your turn
you must help some young vietnamese boy to rise for the serious gains
pastel quartz
Pangolin's basically like
"Use my knowledge, I beg you"
abstract path
waking up to this is way better then the original brainfart experiance
narrow lotus
NO
slate crown
the birdman knows
slate crown
are you talking to me? or the birdman?
clear prism
slate crown
I gotta ask you
How are you?
trying my best
clear prism
trying my best
slate crown
slate crown
i prefer this version
clear prism
i prefer this version
slate crown
Everything at the end of Drip
heady crow
clear prism
This guy gets a fucking golden ticket and he throws it away
placid sail
**This guy gets a fucking golden ticket and he throws it away**
it was a ruse my annoying friend
slate crown
eager quest
https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/movies/Breeding+red+panda_0d30e2_9805792.mp4
ip grabber link
wtf is that
ahahahah
placid sail
the what?
slate crown
u good ghosty?
radiant grove
bruh crackhead powers are real
heady crow
Ghosty is tweaking
eager quest
ive never heard of funnyjunk
placid sail
really?
eager quest
but yeah i do make bad decisions when im tired, such as choosing to live
clear prism
it was a ruse my annoying friend
Nah man
abstract path
https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/movies/Breeding+red+panda_0d30e2_9805792.mp4
What the fuck...
placid sail
I mean, I've not been there myself since it's banned here and I'm too lazy to turn vpn on just for that
but isn't it a popular funni site
heady crow
abstract path
but yeah i do make bad decisions when im tired, such as choosing to live
I agree with the first part
And the second part, somewhat
clear prism
dms are as closed as they've always been
You had an opening, however. If you pursued it, you would have gotten there guaranteed
Think, bz11k, think!
placid sail
are you too lazy to harass them yourself and trying to use me as a proxy?
clear prism
Yes
Or perhaps, I am trying to do my good deed of the month
Clock is ticking on that one, goddamn
west owl
abstract path
They sound so soft
slate crown
i think I've watched this video multiple times everyday since the day i found out about it
placid sail
any fellow bb enjoyers here?
craggy quarry
slate crown
placid sail
craggy quarry
You shave your legs?
heady crow
yeah
tame hazel
yes
slate crown
yes 
craggy quarry
Fucking hell man...
heady crow
what about it
slate crown
it takes 4 hours, but i get the job done
craggy quarry
Why
heady crow
random slavs on the internet complaining about it isnt new tho
tame hazel
it takes 4 hours, but i get the job done
i wax
heady crow
it takes 4 hours, but i get the job done
like 30 mins for me
clear prism
Pizza with Oreo topping
slate crown
my gf loves rubbing against my freshly shaved legs
tame hazel
ill get laser hair removal treatment soon
slate crown
it's just facts
heady crow
ill get laser hair removal treatment soon
i just go over with my oneblade once every three months or so
abstract path
Fucking hell man...
Sorta yes.
craggy quarry
my gf loves rubbing against my freshly shaved legs
TELL US MORE 
Dummy mah man how are you??
slate crown
i already told you guys enough
tame hazel
idc lmao dont tell
placid sail
it takes 4 hours, but i get the job done
man I commend your determination, I'm too lazy to shave my stupid face half of the time
tame hazel
man I commend your determination, I'm too lazy to shave my stupid face half of t...
get a safety razor
makes it easy
abstract path
Dummy mah man how are you??
I'm good was just crying at night alot, happens rarely
Hru?
abstract path
Hello gtanil
craggy quarry
Damn why were you crying? :[
Im ok
abstract path
I am @placid sail
abstract path
Damn why were you crying? :[
Im ok
Movie
craggy quarry
Ahhh
placid sail
get a safety razor
makes it easy
exactly what I'm shaving with, fuck those expensive ass shavers
abstract path
Wait where do i get a safety razor??
placid sail
also electric shaver isn't good either, or it's just mine isn't good enough
tame hazel
exactly what I'm shaving with, fuck those expensive ass shavers
same
tame hazel
Wait where do i get a safety razor??
amazon
slate crown
let the chaos commence
placid sail
Wait where do i get a safety razor??
aliexpress
stone blade
let the chaos commence
let it begin
abstract path
Aliexpress?-
stone blade
scamexpress
abstract path
Lol
tame hazel
get the guilette guitte something king safety razor
heady crow
placid sail
I am <@231842552729305098>
Klopfen dummes deutsches Kind
abstract path
Bro stop
heady crow
get the guilette guitte something king safety razor
name fit for a king of a man who shaves his legs
clear prism
*Klopfen dummes deutsches Kind*
You must say "Klopfen, du dummes deutsches Kind"
Gives it some more spicy
tame hazel
name fit for a king of a man who shaves his legs <:GrokChadGAMMA:978810880009576...
kings are the ones who take care of their looks
stone blade
Hi guys
tame hazel
yo
abstract path
kings are the ones who take care of their looks
And queens get the wellness then
Lol
stone blade
yes hi
heady crow
I am <@273796868469686272>
i could end you
clear prism
i could end you
Ok, do it right now
heady crow
no
stone blade
say please
tame hazel
pdeez
clear prism
The fuck
placid sail
nuts
heady crow
heady crow
the birds
clear prism
Ah yes, bird nuts 👌
tame hazel
i want to go home
clear prism
What is stopping you
tame hazel
waiting for my brother at university
abstract path
Dam daniel
clear prism
waiting for my brother at university
Has he ever wronged you?
tame hazel
bruh
placid sail
gtanil no
clear prism
yes
tame hazel
he would wrong me more lmao
placid sail
ну почему ты всегда такой засранец
clear prism
p!translate EN ну почему ты всегда такой засранец
tame hazel
اوكي
foggy mantleBOT
clear prism
😂
Then I suppose you must wait
Must endure the excruciating pain of standing still, patiently experience the slow passage of time as the seconds slip through your fingers like sand
placid sail
the economy is in shambles
tame hazel
pan deez nuts to your cakes 😎
tame hazel
the economy is in shambles
i would never notice
clear prism
east pacific nut spreader
🤝
slate crown
placid sail
I want to be a void deer
slate crown
pre-workout, depression. Go jim
it's just facts
heady crow
🤝
heady crow
real mfs have caffeine addiction and body dysmorphia
slate crown
so true so true
placid sail
heady crow
you?
slate crown
@west owl
clear prism
<@247390272823099392>
slate crown
you're going to the FEMURE BREAKER
narrow lotus
https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/movies/Prewar+sand+dollar_3f6f4e_9813846.mp4
tarkov recoil
stone blade
clear prism
heady crow
https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/movies/Prewar+sand+dollar_3f6f4e_9813846.mp4
mf was punching the primer of the buckshot wtf