🎪bruh-fart

[craggy quarry]

Id be like

[grizzled meadow]

Fucking Discord on mobile

[craggy quarry]

When dc finally cracks down on all of us

[grizzled meadow]

Fix this shit

I can't watch videos

[craggy quarry]

You too??

For me videos or gifs just go black, but the audio works fine

[heady crow]

Haha me too

[grizzled meadow]

Exactly

[craggy quarry]

Is he angry at xbox again?

Ive seen a few vids od him trashing xbox and bill gates

[placid sail]

OHHHHHHHH

[fading shuttle]

time to post this again

[abstract path]

Literally me though

[craggy quarry]

ME TOO

[abstract path]

Xd

Also me has le polish sweets

[urban ocean]

Me when uninvited feds walk through my door asking about my 1040

[craggy quarry]

Are you from Poland?

[placid sail]

bald man with a katana is trying to bust open a door in some apartment complex in st. petersburg

business as usual

[craggy quarry]

When you tell a weeb that 3d is better than 2d

[abstract path]

Niet buuuuut

[formal sinew]

i think ill take his advice

[abstract path]

I still got em

[craggy quarry]

You russian then?

[abstract path]

Nope

What next? Bosnian?

[craggy quarry]

SLAVIC??????

[abstract path]

I do have slavic blood yes

But that's not where I'm from,m'guy

[craggy quarry]

[echo slate]

MEMORIES BROKEN
THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN
I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAAAAME

[craggy quarry]

Slavic but born and living in western country?

[abstract path]

You're getting there

[craggy quarry]

German?

[echo slate]

Are you czech or something?

[abstract path]

You're goddamn right

Welcome to our broken eco system

[craggy quarry]

Dummy is from the czech streets

[craggy quarry]

Ahh, toll!

[echo slate]

I have doxxed @abstract path

[craggy quarry]

Ich muss Deutsch lernen :[

[craggy quarry]

DAMNNN

[echo slate]

ja, ja, Ich liebe Henschenflugeln

[abstract path]

Oktoberfest

[craggy quarry]

Mein Digga!

[abstract path]

Mein n-

[craggy quarry]

-Achbar

[abstract path]

Ja!

XD

[craggy quarry]

Es ist nür eine Vitz

[abstract path]

Oh and also the polish sweets

[craggy quarry]

Did you take those as your spoils of war?

[craggy quarry]

APACZ HELICOPTER

[abstract path]

Straight from poland -3-

[echo slate]

Mein nebelwerfer!

[abstract path]

Oh mein gottt

[craggy quarry]

What do they taste like

[gloomy roost]

No little german boy

DOn't go into the weedcave

[narrow lotus]

hello

[abstract path]

Hello ledy

[craggy quarry]

LEDY MY MAN HOW ARE YOU

[abstract path]

We had a convo where they thought you were woman

Smh

[narrow lotus]

Sup people

[craggy quarry]

Thank god no amrite

[narrow lotus]

Yes , its because of bzzk

[abstract path]

Lmao

[narrow lotus]

neither me nor the birb are female

💪

[abstract path]

It says "orange taste" on polish

[abstract path]

Giga chad

[craggy quarry]

Agent orange

[narrow lotus]

damn are those things tasty?

[abstract path]

Lol

[narrow lotus]

we used to have Zozole here

man i loved that shit it was like meth for kids

[craggy quarry]

Haribo here are the real deal

[narrow lotus]

Had that too but they were expensive af

[craggy quarry]

Damn I love the entire germany

[narrow lotus]

Very tasty tho yeah

[abstract path]

They fucking are

Better then any german sweets

Sad that we have a limited supply rn

Buuuut we bought alot anyway

[craggy quarry]

Hoarder

[abstract path]

Me in gamma

Oh and also irl i used to actually horde junk we don't need

Lmao

Perfect practice i had

[craggy quarry]

Whats the largest thing youve hoarded irl?

[abstract path]

A fucking

20-30 kg stone with weird ore inside it

[craggy quarry]

Bruh...

[abstract path]

We still don't know what was inside it

Eventually threw it away and kept the smaller ones

They look swaggers

Lemme find one piece rq

[placid sail]

what

[narrow lotus]

nothing

who are u

why do u ping

u looking to get muted?

ALO

[placid sail]

why everyone is so mean todaaaaay

[abstract path]

Defo not iron ore i can tell

[narrow lotus]

nah nah this server is wholesome

[abstract path]

But it sure is heavy

[placid sail]

fun fact

[abstract path]

Was mixed with some slick

[placid sail]

my family used to have white-crested cockatoo

really cool fellow

only about two years later, they found out accidentally he is, in fact, a girl

[craggy quarry]

That size is dissappinting

Thats what she said

[abstract path]

This are all my stones

[placid sail]

is that a poop

[abstract path]

Including the hardened wood all the way up

All mine

[craggy quarry]

Bruhh

[placid sail]

ah you're into minerals

nice

[abstract path]

Yes

Minerals, crystals and eventually stones too

[craggy quarry]

Jesus christ theyre called miner-
Oh you already said it nvm

[placid sail]

did you manage to identify anything?

[abstract path]

Yes
Alot actually

And i also have

You saw that one bag?

That's not stones brother

Those are fucking teeth of a hog

[craggy quarry]

Whats that pringle can for???

[abstract path]

It just stands there

[craggy quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/i-beg-your-pardon-gif-25374687

[abstract path]

Gotta throw it where it belongs

[abstract path]

you wanna see?

[placid sail]

wait what do you have hog teeth for

[craggy quarry]

No we wanna see you
Send a selfie

[abstract path]

Trophy

[craggy quarry]

Jk, lets see tha bag

[abstract path]

Aye

[placid sail]

crystal did you fight a fucking hog

[craggy quarry]

HOG RIDAAAAAAA

[abstract path]

Fuck i broke smth

[tame hazel]

https://youtu.be/VhgLyvP0Y5A

[eager quest]

wouldnt be talking to us rn if he/she/it/they/them/xey/xem/failure/disappointment fought one

clapped by hog

[abstract path]

Luckily not

We just found a skull

So we took the teeth

[gloomy roost]

Fucking graverobber

Give him his teeth back

[abstract path]

[eager quest]

i like to leave an impression and mark on peoplem

mostly bad one

[craggy quarry]

They cant identify the body with no teeth

[abstract path]

We were playing tooth fairy and see who gets the bigger teeth out of that skull

[craggy quarry]

[slim osprey]

Leaving marks on people huh?

That's kinda kinky

[placid sail]

did you disinfect it properly

or are you about to perish soon

[abstract path]

Ye we did dw

[craggy quarry]

BRUUUH

[placid sail]

ew

[craggy quarry]

Ngl my teeth are similar

[placid sail]

we did the same thing with canine skull in my childhood

[abstract path]

Lmfao

[placid sail]

but ew

[craggy quarry]

Gtg sleep bai

[abstract path]

Gn bro

[gloomy roost]

Gn fresh meat

[abstract path]

Lmao

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399228355066724353/1011041885697081436/291434312_192583196437317_1056495263774618673_n.mp4

What

[abstract path]

What's a canine skull

[gloomy roost]

dog

wolf

[slim osprey]

Mf reacted to the vid two seconds after I posted it

[gloomy roost]

Because I've posted here before

4head

[slim osprey]

Oh

[gloomy roost]

[abstract path]

Ohh ok

Lol

[slim osprey]

Damn I thought you had that 2x playing speed

[gloomy roost]

Nah

[placid sail]

yeah it was reposted a lot already

[gloomy roost]

I recognize the stuff being sent here

[abstract path]

I also have

Raw magnetite

[gloomy roost]

And @abstract path reposts said stuff about 3 times more

[abstract path]

Who where

[placid sail]

by entering brainfart, assume that all your memes are already old news here, and hope that your repost is somewhat fresh one

yeah crystal is a notorious reposter

[abstract path]

Yeah i had a fresh and new one too

[placid sail]

I'd honestly banned them but oh well

[gloomy roost]

I hope that I have sent fresh stuff here

[pastel quartz]

Just casually killin a few Monolith heh

[abstract path]

Kill more

Their like mercs but better

[gloomy roost]

Rip guuy

[placid sail]

are you rping a football player

[eager quest]

average representation of a league ranked game

[gloomy roost]

Yes

[eager quest]

the yasuo is also probably polish

[abstract path]

Soo yeah

[eager quest]

wood router running on sand wires

[abstract path]

Wanna see the raw magnetite?

[eager quest]

disconnects every 30 seconds

[placid sail]

5 whole assists, that yasuo is climbing

[gloomy roost]

Atleast League hates me enough to match me with diamond+ anyways in normal rift games + RGM

Like, I don't even know anymore

Someone just kill my MMR manager

[eager quest]

im hardstuck af but thats because i didnt play ranked in a ridiculously long time + i barely play solo anymore

now i only play tarkov

[slim osprey]

Ay yo I posted that one

[gloomy roost]

THE GEARS ARE IN MOTION

[abstract path]

Magnetite

Or is it

Idk

[placid sail]

I play ranked once in a blue moon, and usually with my absolutely retarded pal

so I'm forever stuck in silver

[gloomy roost]

Usually I grind till whatever gold I can get

For the skin

But these years I just don't

[eager quest]

same

[gloomy roost]

Fuck victorious skinline

[pastel quartz]

Was gonna but the game crashed heh

[eager quest]

but skully is on his retarded ass servers cuz otherwise id probs play with him

[abstract path]

Nuuuu

[gloomy roost]

skill issue

[pastel quartz]

Obviously

[eager quest]

i still have my old ass serbian friends i can easily play with

[gloomy roost]

have this ghosty

[placid sail]

EUW is not that bad

EUNE is oh kurwa territory

[eager quest]

skully is AF iirc but idk what servers he plays on

[eager quest]

i am on eune unfortunately

[gloomy roost]

I am on EUW

[eager quest]

all the eurotards

[gloomy roost]

My league name is on my profile anyways

[placid sail]

I've played with some gal from RAS on EUW

[placid sail]

yup there it is

[eager quest]

i havent played any game with a woman in so long

[placid sail]

I think all the africans play on EUW since it's the closest?

[gloomy roost]

My best friend got tilted by a girl we played with a while back and raged a small bit, we haven't seen her in 3 months

[placid sail]

that's interesting phrasing

[abstract path]

[pastel quartz]

I wonder why..

Prolly skill issue, right?

[gloomy roost]

Bro she literally asks "Why am I still playing ahaahaaaah, maybe I should uninstall/stop"

[eager quest]

i never rage in front of women, but i allow myself to go ballistic and lose my mind when im with friends

[gloomy roost]

Literally

[eager quest]

we are all retards after all

[abstract path]

Skill issue indeed juno

[gloomy roost]

She repeats that a lot

[placid sail]

oh shit, successful escape from league

[gloomy roost]

And I kinda dislike it oo

[eager quest]

wdym

[abstract path]

Lmfao

[abstract path]

Yes

[eager quest]

everyday i wake up thinking about tarkov

[gloomy roost]

Bro he was helping her with a lot of stuff 💀

[placid sail]

I mean, why does it even matter if you play a game with a man or woman

[pastel quartz]

It's obviously very important!

[eager quest]

idk just mentioned

[eager quest]

but i have like no women friends online cuz im a fucking menace

so

[gloomy roost]

He's a patient mf no cap

[placid sail]

elaborate?

[abstract path]

I wonder when they gon release sdalger multiplayer

[gloomy roost]

I played stalker multiplayer back in the day

but only a match or 2

was weird

[placid sail]

yeah me too, it was fun

[gloomy roost]

like get kills and then money, respawn with better weapons

I miss those days

[placid sail]

but probably the laggiest thing I've ever played

[gloomy roost]

BO2

YEah

[placid sail]

and buggiest

[pastel quartz]

If there's a girl, ya gotta turn on the tryhard mode to impress, right?

[gloomy roost]

[pastel quartz]

Prolly in 10 years or so hehehe

[placid sail]

oh

well, sure

[gloomy roost]

That's why we gonna play Stalcraft bois

[abstract path]

Aw das gon take so looooong

[gloomy roost]

Well, I am gonna

[slim osprey]

You gotta impress your homies tho

[abstract path]

I'm in

[gloomy roost]

https://tenor.com/bToTC.gif

[placid sail]

however! an opposite outcome is possible, when all your teammates go OHMAGAD A GRILL and lose any efficiency whatsoever

[eager quest]

i dont so that

[gloomy roost]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1818450/STALCRAFT/

Steam

STALCRAFT

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Release Date

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▶ Play video

[eager quest]

i dont tryhard when theres a woman involved but i dont act like i usually do

aka i try to be more normal

[abstract path]

Me: woman
Also me: how are you this fine evening?

[pastel quartz]

And that's what they prolly notice heh

[gloomy roost]

I am chaotic good and you?

[abstract path]

I am chaotic evil

[gloomy roost]

[abstract path]

it's fucking hot in here

[eager quest]

dont believe it

[placid sail]

look at me ghosty

women are temporary

[gloomy roost]

I should do a alignment again

[placid sail]

ranked climbing is eternal

focus!

[eager quest]

but

[placid sail]

no buts!

or it's pangolin with a pineapple under your bed next time you go to sleep

[eager quest]

also am i the only one who wants to kill themselves over this new discord phone update

[gloomy roost]

dunno

[eager quest]

its so fucking broken and unusable

[gloomy roost]

are you?

lemme update

[abstract path]

Why does my left part of my chest feel weird

Huh

[placid sail]

yeah bruno and falco was very annoyed with it too

[placid sail]

you are dying

[abstract path]

What

[placid sail]

mega cancer of super death

[abstract path]

Wait

Ah

Okay

[gloomy roost]

super cancer

[eager quest]

is it sharp pain?

[gloomy roost]

rip

[abstract path]

No

Numb pain

[eager quest]

then ur probably good

i think

idk

[abstract path]

Yay

[eager quest]

i remember having that annoying sharp pain in my chest then inhaling and suddenly just dying of pain

[abstract path]

God damn

[eager quest]

not even the manliest man can go through that pain

[placid sail]

crystal won't go to a doctor either it's dangerous or not, so why even bother

[pastel quartz]

visible concern

[abstract path]

I will go to a doctor if it's critical

[gloomy roost]

Atleast you don't get palpitation attacks or whatever they're called

[abstract path]

Or if i am on the verge of dying

[gloomy roost]

I think I got them back in the day

[abstract path]

Unless any of that happens

[pastel quartz]

And that's how you'll end up with cancer that's progressed to stage 3!

[abstract path]

I will not see a doctor

[placid sail]

it'll be too late by that time you dummkopf

[eager quest]

well buckle up buddy cuz i got tachycardia and hypertension

[abstract path]

Exactly

[placid sail]

it's always easier, cheaper and more reliable to prevent a disease rather than wait

[abstract path]

So i won't go to a doctor

[gloomy roost]

https://tenor.com/bNSIg.gif

[placid sail]

so you're suicidal huh?

[pastel quartz]

Right..

[abstract path]

I like pain

[gloomy roost]

What are those Ghosty?

[eager quest]

i legit couldnt breathe, was boutta throw up and felt such an annoying pain in the middle of my chest or diaphragm regionn after climbing a mountain

i was legit about to fall over

[abstract path]

Oof

[eager quest]

and idk die

heart problems 101

[placid sail]

so what was it?

[abstract path]

I always end up feeling better afterwards without a doc

Explain that einstein

[gloomy roost]

Okay but

[abstract path]

My butt

[gloomy roost]

What are the do's and the don't's ?

[abstract path]

Depends where

[placid sail]

you're having muscle cramps or heartburn and wasting our time with your whining

[eager quest]

idk my 77 year old grandpa is healthier than me

so

both mentally and physically

i wanna die everyday

[gloomy roost]

Bro I can't sweat and im healthier 💀

[placid sail]

orrrrr it's really some sort of disease in its initial stage, but we wouldn't ever know since you don't want to do screening

[gloomy roost]

[abstract path]

It's the fucking middle of the night

[gloomy roost]

Are you legit in pain all day, ere day?

[abstract path]

Possibilities are low with me

[placid sail]

you are complaining about it every day or two

[eager quest]

mentally yes physically no

[plucky void]

there's medical professionals for both types of problems

[gloomy roost]

Oh

[grizzled meadow]

Some things are good, some are bad

I just hope they'll fix everything

[abstract path]

I have been very well the past months thank you

[slim osprey]

Why's that?

[placid sail]

then why are you even

you know what, nevermind

you little attention slut

[pastel quartz]

Heh

[abstract path]

I will only kiss those i think are worthy enough to even be my partner gee

[plucky void]

brainfart gettin spicy

[slim osprey]

Damn you don't kiss the homies good night

Also, ain't you underage actually?

[abstract path]

Yeah exactly

[gloomy roost]

Only very very mentally uh dangerous thing I had was a few suicidal thoughts a few weeks ago about how easily I could kill myself in our current pool that doesn't have any water in it

[grizzled meadow]

What did you expect, it's Crystal

[eager quest]

juno is at least 19

[slim osprey]

Aight I said nothing

[eager quest]

crystal is worse

[slim osprey]

I can't go to prison again

[abstract path]

Lmao

[grizzled meadow]

Juno is 19, Crystal is 17

[slim osprey]

Damn bro Juno got my age

[pastel quartz]

Huh

[placid sail]

and Falco is chubby

[grizzled meadow]

Yes I am

[pastel quartz]

You guys actually remembered my age hehehe

[gloomy roost]

Will we ever forget?

[grizzled meadow]

We know everything @pastel quartz

We don't forget

[slim osprey]

God damn

[scenic sable]

[eager quest]

theres many methods when you are on sixth floor and own a lot of sharp stuff

[pastel quartz]

Riiiight

[eager quest]

but we dont talk about that

[gloomy roost]

We are a hivemind after all.

[pastel quartz]

That isn't creepy at all

[gloomy roost]

[pastel quartz]

I dig it ehehe

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/jontron-ntlikewherethisisgoing-disturbed-i-dont-like-gif-4724087

[gloomy roost]

This is why I'd rather have a electric shaver rather than use a razor.

I legit wouldn't trust myself with em.

[eager quest]

i had a karambit a while ago and i remember accidentslly stabbing or slashing myself with it

especially on the forearm and chesy

chest

[gloomy roost]

You told us this yes

[eager quest]

did i?

[gloomy roost]

Yeah

[scenic sable]

https://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/908/126/c05.gif

[eager quest]

oh

[placid sail]

if 👏 you 👏 have 👏 suicidal 👏 thoughts 👏 contact 👏 therapists 👏 immediately 👏 they 👏 can 👏 help 👏 you 👏 for 👏 real 👏

[gloomy roost]

@placid sail pls help

[placid sail]

I'm not a therapist my dude

[eager quest]

or when i accidentally cut my thumb open with a razor sharp hunting knife

[gloomy roost]

[eager quest]

been working with one for 3 years

[placid sail]

I can listen to you, if that will make you feel better?

[gloomy roost]

❤️

[plucky void]

also
stop 👏 romanticizing 👏 depression 👏 and 👏 suicide 👏

[placid sail]

I don't think they do

[gloomy roost]

But I loved my depression till it ran away

[swift scarab]

Hehe no money

[eager quest]

but anyways i should prolly go to sleep rn cuz i was supposed to sleep at 9 pm and its 2:25 am

wanna wake up early tmr

gonna get my 3 hours of sleep

[gloomy roost]

Good luck with that

[grizzled meadow]

Meme 👏 review 👏

[eager quest]

and wake up with no will to live

like always

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-review-clap-gif-13314269

[plucky void]

[grizzled meadow]

Too bad PDP isn't funny anymore

[placid sail]

gn dude, there's always a chance for change

[gloomy roost]

Will to live is a terrible game, wouldn't recommend.

[plucky void]

yeah I liked him better when he was throwin racial slurs

while being bad at games

[grizzled meadow]

Take me for example, I'm losing weight

[plucky void]

now he's just bad at games

[swift scarab]

He went the way of all the other YouTubers that were good, they grew up

[grizzled meadow]

My fucking underwear are starting to get big

[placid sail]

I used to have panic attacks and depression myself!

and now I'm

[gloomy roost]

Russian

[placid sail]

still a bit depressed, but at least no panic attacks, it's something

[slim osprey]

Spanish meme

[placid sail]

it was a tragic accident

[swift scarab]

Al Bebé

[eager quest]

i do not wish my burden of a life upon anyone

[placid sail]

I've fallen in a cistern of vodka

[grizzled meadow]

My thing with him has always been subscribe-unsubscribe, I literally missed the whole Minecraft adventure because I wasn't subscribed

The problem with him is that he's basically the usual reaction channel, it's boring

[eager quest]

i need to find some love in order to stop drinking and also not die alone

[scenic sable]

And you can't get up?

[grizzled meadow]

[grizzled meadow]

Start by loving yourself, I know it's stupid but it's true

[swift scarab]

For me personally he went the way most YouTubers I find go, they’re fun to start, and then the quality and funniness slowly declines

[scenic sable]

Hasn't he always been?.... Ever since Amnesia: The Dark Descent?..

[swift scarab]

Only old YouTuber I still like is Markiplier

[grizzled meadow]

Amnesia was his golden era, come on

[placid sail]

it's only stupid because those asshole "live laugh love" people distorted and tainted a lot of good ideas with their shallow and false positivity

but it's the truth

[scenic sable]

Was it though?.. It has always been fake and hyperbolic.

[swift scarab]

Quick, what’s your favorite YouTuber

[scenic sable]

Jontron

[swift scarab]

Understandable

🤝

[scenic sable]

🤝

[grizzled meadow]

I hate him now

[placid sail]

wait really?

[grizzled meadow]

But I used to love him

[placid sail]

Aldo?

[swift scarab]

Oh, do tell

[grizzled meadow]

Already did

He changed his content

[scenic sable]

I mean, his content is not at all as good as before. Don't get me wrong.

[placid sail]

yeah

[grizzled meadow]

And even Aldourien is with me on this

[swift scarab]

I think I still like it purely because it’s still more “high quality” compared to other YouTube content

[scenic sable]

But I still like the old stuff, and lots of his skits are excellent "forum weapons".

[gloomy roost]

[swift scarab]

Ah yes, forum wars

[grizzled meadow]

It's shit

[swift scarab]

Aka discord simplified

[gloomy roost]

GAY FROGS

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/jontron-stop-please-gif-12272844

[grizzled meadow]

The only good thing he did is the Flex Tape thing

Stop

The rest is shit

[gloomy roost]

Oh not that

[scenic sable]

Damn. I'd say that is when he began tipping downward.

[swift scarab]

High quality as in he’s performing in a studio instead of some random room of his house

[placid sail]

I need to check out his old stuff sometimes, not really versed in it

[grizzled meadow]

I know

That's literally the last good thing since he changed completely format

Then it's shit

[scenic sable]

Oh okay.. You said "only good thing".

[grizzled meadow]

Yes as in "after the change"

I love the "old" Jontron

[scenic sable]

Ahaa..

[grizzled meadow]

The new Jontron is shit

Better now?

[scenic sable]

Yes.

[grizzled meadow]

The Flex Tape thing is the only good thing the new Jontron did

Literally

[swift scarab]

Bueno

[pastel quartz]

It was pretty hilarious heh

But I don't really remember him doin anything else

[placid sail]

eehhhhhh

[swift scarab]

Aldourien whenever he has to ban someone: “It’ll be just a small prick, then nothing at all”

[pastel quartz]

I guess none of that stuff landed in my recommendation?

[swift scarab]

Pretty much copy paste review and react type stuff

Not much else

[pastel quartz]

Ohhh

Right, that prolly explains it then!

[swift scarab]

But now for the serious questions

[abstract path]

[slim osprey]

Repost smh

[swift scarab]

Repost deez nuts

[slim osprey]

Alright

[pastel quartz]

Ya want a repost?

[slim osprey]

Send them so I can repost them

[pastel quartz]

Here! Have a repost

[gloomy roost]

If it's daily content then I just watch Penguin/Critical/Charly but I just wait for Pyro, Martinpants Internet historian and his 3 channels.

[placid sail]

https://coub.com/view/34ga85

[pastel quartz]

Gotta fight fire with fire!

[gloomy roost]

Isn't TF2 like actually dead tho?

Don't know the stats tho.

[pastel quartz]

Wellll

It's still there but Valve kinda just screwed it up

[gloomy roost]

Did hear that they wanted to do something about bots.

[placid sail]

that's the point

[pastel quartz]

Only two more months til spooky season!

[gloomy roost]

👏

[placid sail]

it was the bestest boi

[slim osprey]

IT'S SPOOKY MONTH

[atomic pewter]

TF2 isn't dead

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/itisaspookymonth-gif-22998902

[atomic pewter]

What are you talking about xD

[placid sail]

but valve is a bunch of assholes

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/spookymonth-spooky-month-aa-srpelo-gif-18779446

[gloomy roost]

As dead

[placid sail]

who've forsaken the game

[gloomy roost]

AS OW

[plucky void]

certified redditor energy

[gloomy roost]

Get fucked.

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/pelo-spooky-month-spooky-month-ghost-gif-15018642

[plucky void]

also wait calm down october is still more than 30d away

[atomic pewter]

OW is even less relevant than TF2

[slim osprey]

No it's spooky month

https://tenor.com/view/lol-gif-18370194

[pastel quartz]

Ehehe

[placid sail]

listen

[pastel quartz]

I love October, it's my favorite month

[placid sail]

bruno was hyping up about christmas

[slim osprey]

Bruh

[atomic pewter]

Awful lot of sweats left on the game though...

[placid sail]

this is a bit partly appropriate

[gloomy roost]

Halloween has the best skins

Best o times in Sid Story

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/halloween-pumpkin-dancing-gif-4621441

[atomic pewter]

It's august and we've had christmas decorations in the store I work at since... July I think

[placid sail]

are you american?

[atomic pewter]

French canadian

[placid sail]

close enough

[pastel quartz]

Halloween's gonna be great because I already ordered an outfit and stuff ehehe

[slim osprey]

Damn

[atomic pewter]

I think it's dumb as shit that we've got christmas stuff AND halloween stuff at the same time

[slim osprey]

A spooky christmas

[gloomy roost]

Yeah

[placid sail]

what's your outfit?

[gloomy roost]

Straight up

[pastel quartz]

Hehehehe~

[placid sail]

okay dude that's just not fair

[slim osprey]

Tell us your outfit fed

Dress up as mothman no balls

[pastel quartz]

I'm gonna be your worst nightmare!

Taxes.

[placid sail]

giving a tidbit of information and then going "yeah I'm not

[slim osprey]

I FUCKING HATE TAXES

[placid sail]

what

[slim osprey]

Wait no

[gloomy roost]

She's gonna dress up as the IRS

[slim osprey]

I'm actually scared of tall big tiddy goth girls

Oh no they scare me soooo much

[gloomy roost]

[placid sail]

so Juno isn't a fed, Juno is IRS

[pastel quartz]

Yeahh I can't do that heh

[placid sail]

or is that technically one thing

[slim osprey]

No boobs?

No tall?

[gloomy roost]

No dick

[slim osprey]

Or no goth?

[gloomy roost]

No balls

[pastel quartz]

Well uhm

[atomic pewter]

No ass

[pastel quartz]

OKAY HEY

[slim osprey]

NO ASS?

[atomic pewter]

Probably no anus since it feeds on sunlight

[gloomy roost]

I legit forgot the 3rd part

Someone finish it for me

[placid sail]

close enough

[slim osprey]

C'mon everyone can get at least some ass

[placid sail]

okay boys and girls learn it by heart it's gonna be on the test

https://youtu.be/rK1hKzGJAmU?t=479

[pastel quartz]

Can I quit?

[gloomy roost]

Ok let's ask it this way, Juno. Are you gonna dress as something anime/manga-ish or generic fantasy?

[placid sail]

negative

[pastel quartz]

Darn!

[slim osprey]

Nope

[pastel quartz]

Double darn!

[pastel quartz]

And nooo, I'm not a cosplayer like that

[placid sail]

slutty nurse

always go with the classics

[gloomy roost]

Smh

[atomic pewter]

Silent hill nurse

[pastel quartz]

Nothin lewd like that, jeez!

[gloomy roost]

[placid sail]

you're no fun man

[slim osprey]

Silent hill nurses could kill me

[gloomy roost]

I

[tame hazel]

awooga

[gloomy roost]

cannot

even

[slim osprey]

And I would thank them for it

[gloomy roost]

Not everything in anime has to be lewd

Jeez

[placid sail]

but it is

god bless america

[gloomy roost]

AMERICA

[placid sail]

heeeeell yeah brotha

[atomic pewter]

Non-slutty anime...

[placid sail]

don't torture your head

there is none

[abstract path]

Hm

[placid sail]

you can torture your head though crystal

[atomic pewter]

I don't watch enough anime to even be slightly knowledgeable on this

[placid sail]

go ahead

[abstract path]

Are yall talking about halloween trick or treats n'stuffs?

[atomic pewter]

How do you think each faction spends halloween in stalker

[placid sail]

same, I just blindly assume like an asshole I am

[abstract path]

They shoot eachother up

And the one who wins gets the most candy

Ez

[atomic pewter]

Sidorovich always wins

[abstract path]

Yes.

[atomic pewter]

Fat fucking thief

[abstract path]

Lmao

[placid sail]

they ignore it entirely except for mercs because halloween isn't exactly popular or known in slavic countries

only just recently

[abstract path]

Oh yeah

[atomic pewter]

If you have HD models you have to disguise as SIN

[abstract path]

Wait so instead of the lottery

[atomic pewter]

Because they straight up look like fucking halloween costumes

[slim osprey]

Freedom gets high and they dress up a captured dutyer as a bloodsucker

You can figure out the rest

[placid sail]

oh no

war crimes

[atomic pewter]

As an ecologist, freedom, duty and clear sky enjoyer

That's a bit spooky

[slim osprey]

It's spooky month

[abstract path]

They would have sweets in packs on halloween instead of the lottery

That would be so fucking cool

[atomic pewter]

Anomalous candy

[abstract path]

LMAO

No i ment like importet candy

From the US

[placid sail]

I tried to make my friends dress up in something for my birthday since it's in october anyway couple years ago

[gloomy roost]

this is so lewd, can we vote mute skully for a day please?

[pastel quartz]

Cute!!

[atomic pewter]

Aaaw

[abstract path]

Actually saving this for a costume idea -w-

[atomic pewter]

You don't want funne edible artifacts

[placid sail]

first time it worked pretty well, most of the folks figured something out, but next time everyone went eh

and didn't bother

[pastel quartz]

Ya gotta love those peps who go "I dresses as myself"

[gloomy roost]

Im actually looking for the witch hat artist in a art channel of mine in some server

[abstract path]

Lmao

[pastel quartz]

Hahaha, I definitely didn't hear that 60 times already

[abstract path]

Lemme google the puc

Lmao

[placid sail]

I'd spit on them, but to be fair, I said to them myself that "if you don't want to, don't worry about it"

[atomic pewter]

Imagine candy that's flavoured after various artifacts

Black Angel candy

[placid sail]

perhaps I was too benevolent of a god

[pastel quartz]

Maybe heh

[placid sail]

should have devised a punishment measures

[atomic pewter]

Meat Chunk candy

[pastel quartz]

Maybe for another time?

[gloomy roost]

Korean artists make banger stuff

Like

[abstract path]

fucking dies

[atomic pewter]

Seraphim candy

[placid sail]

but yeah my point is all that dress up halloween business is fun, but it's not really popular in our parts

[atomic pewter]

You eat it and it knocks you the fuck out

[abstract path]

Wait

Wait

I have an idea for the artifact candy

[atomic pewter]

Tell us

[pastel quartz]

I'm mostly doin this because I gotta for work and stuff heh

It's fun anyway so I don't mind!

[abstract path]

Instead of the bad effects you get only the good effects

But for that you have quicker hunger

[atomic pewter]

So if you eat miser's skull candy

[abstract path]

The more you eat

[placid sail]

corporate party huh?

[atomic pewter]

You throw up money ?

[abstract path]

No

[atomic pewter]

Or everyone around you suddenly coughs up some roubles

[pastel quartz]

Not really corporate but sumthin like that!

[atomic pewter]

Without dying

[abstract path]

If you kill someone with an accurate headshot, you get a monee

[atomic pewter]

Oh I was thinking that the effect would happen as soon as you swallow

[abstract path]

Theyd already be gone lmao

[atomic pewter]

[abstract path]

That would be too op

[atomic pewter]

That's the point and why it's only once a year

Doofus

[gloomy roost]

Clyde is stopping me from sending a Mashiro pic

Based

[abstract path]

Dumb clyde

[atomic pewter]

Let's see...

Atom candy

[abstract path]

What does atom do again?

[atomic pewter]

Wtf does the atom do again, convert radiation into stamina regen ?

[abstract path]

...

[atomic pewter]

Cell converts bullet damage into radiation

And atom converts radiation into stamina regen

Yeah I remember now

[abstract path]

WAIT

You just gave me a good fucking combi

[atomic pewter]

For ingame ?

[abstract path]

Mine now

[atomic pewter]

In EFP the artis are even better

Here we just get the fun perk

In EFP though they give you like max carry weight, HP regen and some other OP shit

[abstract path]

Holy shit

[atomic pewter]

(EFP's artifacts are not balanced)

[abstract path]

I like a balanced vameplay though

[atomic pewter]

But damn if they weren't crucial for carry weight, everything is so god damn heavy in EFP

[abstract path]

Ah i see

So i know now why they inbalsnced lol

[atomic pewter]

Eh

Two completely different focuses for each modpack

[abstract path]

Indeed

[atomic pewter]

Gamma focuses heavily on difficulty + crafting

[abstract path]

-which i like

[atomic pewter]

EFP focuses on... Trying to be like tarkov + anomaly really

[abstract path]

Geh

[slim osprey]

https://vxtwitter.com/hourly_shitpost/status/1561503444325761026?s=20&t=kiEDXorkjePzudLnXUgImA

[abstract path]

I prefer to really keep onto gamma!

I love difficulty

[atomic pewter]

I'm not very good at explaining the differences of either modpack

I like both

[pastel quartz]

This Homerlander thing's really kicking off, huh?

[slim osprey]

Idk

I don't watch The Boys

[atomic pewter]

I like gamma's insane performance and optimisation despite having 100+ more mods than EFP

[gloomy roost]

👏

That NASA thing

True af

[abstract path]

Oh and thag too

I will get le pc soon

Once i start workin

[atomic pewter]

I've had a good PC with an i9 9900

...Well "have" not "had"

[abstract path]

I will try to get a very very good pc

For atleast a thousand euros

[gloomy roost]

My sidebar news whatever you call the android's news section always lights up with some stuff about "Oh no there's a asteroid heading towards us" but then it's just "in 5000 years and slightly to the leeeeeeeffftttt"

[atomic pewter]

I spent like 3000$ on my pc

Built it myself

[abstract path]

Good stuff

[pastel quartz]

It's funny because that's exactly what they wanna achieve! Make ya click on the article and read more

[gloomy roost]

[pastel quartz]

Clickbait's crazy nowadays

[gloomy roost]

Stopped clicking on them too yeah

But they get there from time to time

[pastel quartz]

I sorta just stopped lookin at news at all heh

[gloomy roost]

Ah

[pastel quartz]

Only the bare minimum! Like weather and stuff

[abstract path]

It was also said that we would get a second moon for some time in 2 years or so idfk

[atomic pewter]

Nowadays it's all "everything's going to shit" kind of news

[gloomy roost]

If it's urgent it's from parents or friends huh

[slim osprey]

Look at news on twitter

[gloomy roost]

No

[pastel quartz]

Nop

[gloomy roost]

Dont

[atomic pewter]

Global warming, ukraine and russia slap-fighting eachother and pro-rossian propaganda making everyone believe ukraine's losing the fight

[pastel quartz]

I'm never goin on Twitter, screw that

[gloomy roost]

[slim osprey]

[abstract path]

I only go onto twitter for uh

[atomic pewter]

Fucking Elon musk being a complete waste of money

[abstract path]

Other stuff

[atomic pewter]

"Hur dur monorail"

[slim osprey]

I go on twitter to steal memes

[gloomy roost]

Yeah

Fuck Musk

[abstract path]

Ima go listen to sun tunes

[atomic pewter]

He's great at designing villainous death traps

[pastel quartz]

Dunno why people liked him in the first place heh

[atomic pewter]

Because he's rich and he's a nerd

[gloomy roost]

https://vxtwitter.com/hourly_shitpost/status/1561216548995579904?s=20&t=z9bVmI6bXTLPsO2jB-YGsQ

[atomic pewter]

And he's a cryptocunt

[pastel quartz]

He's been screwin over his fans for years now

[slim osprey]

Rat posting

[gloomy roost]

Sheldon but rich and influential?

Dunno

[atomic pewter]

Sheldon's actually intelligent and would do things that properly benefit society

[gloomy roost]

A lot of people liked him because he was progressive and so on

[atomic pewter]

This mf is just a rich idiot

[gloomy roost]

But now he's just some shitposting loser

[pastel quartz]

A rich guy that convinced a lotta others that he's a good person

[gloomy roost]

But rich™️

Yeah

[pastel quartz]

Sooo basically a con artist?

[gloomy roost]

Prob

[pastel quartz]

Ehehe

[atomic pewter]

I would eat that and regret it

[slim osprey]

I would not eat it

[placid sail]

wdym

sosig is nice

rice is nice

that sea weed I forgot the name is nice too

eat it up man

[pastel quartz]

Bz, I'm gonna bonk ya

[gloomy roost]

I would carefully unwrap it

And eat only the rice.

[slim osprey]

Bet

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsey-look-at-us-do-it-gif-20448954

[pastel quartz]

Oh my!

[slim osprey]

My body generally doesn't like sosig tho

[placid sail]

also I want sosig sushi now

[slim osprey]

But I will do it

[royal fjord]

Halal

[placid sail]

что

[gloomy roost]

https://vxtwitter.com/NecoArcwotd/status/1561392296725282816?s=20&t=z9bVmI6bXTLPsO2jB-YGsQ Is this a cross over episode?

[atomic pewter]

why is neco arc so popular again

[placid sail]

I like this song

[slim osprey]

Idk but funny cat

[placid sail]

well, the original one

[gloomy roost]

Because of a recent DLC

On Melty blood?

[placid sail]

let's have a little jam, shall we

https://youtu.be/FQlAEiCb8m0

[pastel quartz]

Oh my goddd

[gloomy roost]

[scenic sable]

I have the old school version of that one.

[atomic pewter]

Fuck yeah

[pastel quartz]

Gosh, I didn't expect to go on a lil nostalgia trip in here of all places ehehe

[gloomy roost]

https://vxtwitter.com/ResNeXtGuesser/status/1561186344231088128?s=20&t=z9bVmI6bXTLPsO2jB-YGsQ

[pastel quartz]

No

[atomic pewter]

Mountain milk

Oh yo it's proper thunderstorming here

[pastel quartz]

Hmm

Right! I gotta sleep, jeez

Good nini everyone!!!

[atomic pewter]

I fucking love duty both as a faction and as how much of a damn meme they are

[scenic sable]

Indian man on youtube? Mutahar?

[atomic pewter]

Christ I remember Mutahar's early days

Used to watch him for his creepypasta videos...

[scenic sable]

I liked his virus investigations.

[atomic pewter]

I vaguely remember videos of him exploring the "dark web"

And at some point witnessing a dude cutting his own dick off

[scenic sable]

Yep, that was a while back.

[atomic pewter]

Back when he almost had no facial hair

[scenic sable]

[atomic pewter]

God when was that ?

2016 ? 2017 ?

[scenic sable]

Don't remember.

[atomic pewter]

6 to 7 years ago

[scenic sable]

I think he plateaued somewhere about '19-'20.

Then a lot of stuff started to seem very click-bait'y.

[atomic pewter]

Even back then it was kinda bait-y

"Deep web exploration" and stuff

[scenic sable]

Well, those were genuinely interesting to see.

But now...

[atomic pewter]

Shiet

[glad carbon]

now hes sucking off tate 😦

[gloomy roost]

Doing it for the vine man.

[atomic pewter]

Who the fuck is andrew tate

I live under a very comfortable rock

[glad carbon]

some "sigma male" get all the babes guy

[gloomy roost]

Afaik memes portray him as a sexist of some kind.

Wait

Is he the guy with the online sigma school?

[glad carbon]

yeah he scammed alot of lonely guys with a pyramid scheme

[gloomy roost]

Or is that someone else?

[glad carbon]

thats him lol

[gloomy roost]

Aaaaaaaaah

Now I know.

[atomic pewter]

Alpha, beta, sigma, ligma... All the same to me

[gloomy roost]

Think I watched/listen in the background a vid about him from both Asmond and Charly

[scenic sable]

Speaking of plateaued YouTubers.. ProJared.

[glad carbon]

so many good or atleast entertaining youtubers really went to shit

either left platform after a big controversy or devolved into fortnite and shit

[scenic sable]

Or never really recovered from a controversy.

[glad carbon]

Whos the "doing your mom" song dude?

he was pretty unfunny but atleast you could point and laugh at his stuff

[gloomy roost]

The martian guy?

[marble cove]

Ray William Johnson

he sold his channel for the bag

[atomic pewter]

Oh fuck, Jared

I remember that disaster

[scenic sable]

His stuff has always been trash imo.

[atomic pewter]

Does anyone here remember SuperBestFriendsPlay ?

[marble cove]

yeah no shit

[glad carbon]

there was alot of stuff like that

[scenic sable]

I've heard of them, but not seen their content.
Reminded me of Beard Bros. (The Completionist)

[atomic pewter]

SBFP were fantastic

Really genuinely funny group of gamers

Lots of great community art and stuff like that used during their playthroughs of games

[scenic sable]

And then we have Game Grumps.....

[atomic pewter]

They fell apart in december of 2018

[glad carbon]

epic meal time was on the same level as ray william johnson

[marble cove]

game grumps became shit when jon left

[glad carbon]

yeah I remember when they had some big issue with their fans attacking some dude

brigading online and stuff

[atomic pewter]

I grew out of GG faster than I expected thanks to Danny and Arin being really perverted during the most child-oriented games

Kirby's Epic Yarn was a good example of that

[marble cove]

they were always fuckin' weird, it got out of hand when they grew out their platform