#🎪bruh-fart
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if youre interested this is how it goes for a bit longer. laulaos, oi runotar, viha peleun poan akhilleun turmiokas, mi akhaijeja löi lukemattomin tuskin, monta mi Hadeen luo väkivoipaa sielua syöksi sankarien, heist' itsestään teki koirien riistan, lintujen eineen - Zeun sepä täyttihe neuvo ja päätös, kerta kun ensistään sopurikkoon Atreun poika, miesten valtias, riitautui sekä aimo Akhilleus
and with that ill go shower and actually focus on reading it
thanks for the chat again ares
Npnp
Me robé la idea de este video, la imagen y la canción, y no hablo nada de español.
:D
true
I've been bulking for 10 years 
hello iva 
IVAN 
that's because you are a man of dedication, pure passion for what you do
It's da pepe enjoyer
HI LL
all*
true
I enjoy all pepes a lot
I love apustaja
I love fanta guys
do you like fanta? @slate crown
sometimes, too sweet for my taste honestly
my family has a history of diabetes
gotta be careful
is that lemon fanta?
we only have orange fanta over here

also COK 
is lemon
siiiiick
coke or cok
mmm lemon
I'd drink lemon fanta
whiskey or vodka with it?

nothing
i chase my alcohol with water
truly xXx
enjoys the sweeter things in life
stay positive
unbothered
ivan do be on dat grind 24/7
moisturized
😩
COK
COK 
What does it mean
I do grind my teeth a lot
idk why
maybe i'm autistic
or retarded
or both
Bro no
or a hamster
THat's bad for your teeth
you can buy custom molds from the dentist to help wjth that
or ask a pharmacy for teeth molds but idk if they sell that in any ordinary pharmacy
my teeth are fine i think
ya got me there
i actually have a custom teeth mold as well
but i only wear them when im doing especially heavy loads in the gym, cause i bite my teeth so hard i chipped a tooth once
i had one that i was supposed to wear after idk how many fucking years of brazzers
didn't wear it and stopped fitting after a week 
it stayed in the fridge for 2 days and got unexpectedly hard
bro i lost a tooth eating a frozen snickers bar once 
the irony

wait what is that?
good meme
i love autism too
I chipped my tooth when I ate kis kis toffee
skully consulting the astros if he is gonna taste that bussi
funny cat lady
if you ever get to try this thing
oh yea we have something similar as well
wait for it to melt a bit
its extremely dense caramel, only my gf has the teeth strong enough to chew it like gum

she told me she used to bite people and objects alot when she was younger
explains the teeth marks on my ass
Hmmm yes
what
feral nam gf
ur mom
lol
I thought I was having a stroke before I realized he was speaking Japanese
LMAO 
never bite more than you can chew
That'll be alot then actually
yea i can't find it
about a guy shouldering his girl or friend
all im seeing are normie couples enjoying themselves (im kidding)
doing it for that bussi, pure willpower right there
what man does for a waman
gotta respect the effort
squats time https://i.imgur.com/GN8nBbc.jpeg
Is he getting choked or is he just struggling? 
oh my god
pronouced dead
reason: crushed spinal column
everything for having a pair of thighs around your head
UGH

bouta bust this 30kg bicep curl
forgive me lord 
gl with that whatever it is
working out at 1am might be a regular thing from now on
since I literally have no time during the day to hit the gym
a cold shower and im out like a light
i guess it the same in vietnam
that the best hours to exercise really is the night ones
the air is just mmmmmmh
I am doing my late game exercises
i used to like working out during the morning more, but now waking up is torture
i feel like a zombie
back to monke pls
but man running at 4 am, not a single soul at sight, silence other the occasional owl or the crickets in summer
Sounds fucking poggers
it is
i take walks at night to scare women
my man 🤝
0
fukin wamen
you are the reason why parents don't let their teenage girls stay out past midnight
you are evil
can't a man enjoy looking at half naked men in peace
this is why being a man is cool
What about half naked woman
more priviledges and ur not depicted as weak
they are also nice but not as nice as M E N
my old sister used to repeat me sooo many times how much she hated me
Men are okay
Not easily attractet to them -_-
that i was coming back at 5am with 15yo
it's ok we all have our preferences
u dont even know ur own gender
stfu
come on man
sorry that was again kinda rude
why you gotta be like that
Nobody has to have anything specific so?
Yeah
So nothing
even when i was younger probably my dad would let me go out at midnight with some friends
cuz he trusts me and im not a degenerated weak failure
some female friends i have arent even let out during the day cuz the parents are scared
lol
bruh
I love your nickname
its been like this for few months
didnt bother changing it and i still cant be arsed
Well im new here

Thank you 🤝
good riddance
sorry my discord glitched
new mobile discord is bad
so laggy
fr tho it sucks ass
@grizzled meadow This really is 1984. Silencing me before I speak
Maybe Falco made it that way

Aren't we friends?
Let me add you
Go now
It made me smile 
Crystal is my alt confirmed???
Shut the fuck up male cunt 
You know what, Crystal
You disappoint me on many levels
But just now? You disappointed me so much, I will block you
Go fuck yourself, absolute imbecile
You deserve nothing in this life
Fuck yourself
I sadly do not care 🤝
Now THATS sigma mindset
THE WHAT
Lol
THE TING GOES SKRRRRAAA
PAPAPAPPAPA
SKIDIDI PAPAPAPPA
Girl said take off the jacket
I said man's not hot
male human cannot feel the heat as they say
@west owl @grizzled meadow
tf is happening 
STALKERS WERE TAKING A WALK
BUR MUTANT SURPRISED THEM
This is what radiation does to a motherfucker
Ngl I WISH I WAS THAT TALL
looks like we have our first mutant brainfarter @craggy quarry 
You can flex so much OM EVERYONE WHEN YOU TALL
Hell yes, brother
diversity
My brain doesnt fart
It gets strokes 
🤝
And now I shall steal it from you 🤝
IM HONORED 🤝
WHAT THE HELL DUDE
indoctrination
gachimuchi is the staple of brainfart
better get used to it boi if you're going to stay 
😂
Their vibes were totally opposite of each other
Tiny Fed is back, very 👌
Good riddance
The fed is awake hide the gachi
And no, I never block anyone
(OK RARELY)
Except perhaps @placid sail
(Maybe never)
quickly, delete the bomb making instructions before the fed finds them
everyone is fren 
Ayo @pastel quartz and @placid sail, you two a couple yet?
Ima repost
Repost deez nuts
First off! Shush
FUCK I posted my PROTOCOLS OF ELDERS here FUCK
HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF
@placid sail up your game, my guy
CHICANERY
I swear to god..
JUNO AND BZ SITTING ON A TREE
Go get em BZ I have faith in you 
NOT OUR PRECIOUS JIMMY, STEALING THEM BLIND, AND HE GETS TO BE A LAWYER? WHAT A SICK JOKE
You got the edit with that scene btw?
legion MFS be like at least there arent any raiders
MY BROTHER IN JUPITER you ARE RAIDERS
God I love that meme
when yall fuck make sure to post it here, we need the lore
Ill be the camera man dw
sadly that doesn't exist yet, but have this instead
Better Call Saul.
I'll be that guy in the corner
Nothings better than good nights sleep

Bastards talking Better Call Saul
Once again, yes
uh oh
Hello outta here
bruh
I am @slate crown
Is this "Group B" something out of nascar?
No thank you i am not really going to sleep
why do you keep shipping me with a girl who is almost 10 years younger than me
Very likely, yes
guys pls
WHY

Hold up what
I do not really need to sleep do i?
To what edit i meant
WHAT
I'm one year between being 18
Rally
Im sorry I didnt KNOW
I will stop if thats the case
You're still 17? I thought you were 18
Crystal, we are talking Juno and bz11k right now
Ah @pastel quartz
If you have job and responsibilities then YES
That makes sense
@placid sail are you telling us the truth right now?
bzuno when?
Ah yeah
Them
Ju11k when?
I don't yet
I ship them
I am still all for it, man
Falco is everything ok?
@placid sail get her in the bag already, my guy
Ships are still a thing
How does a non binary samurai kill people??
They/them
They slash them
That is a prime catch right there
Lol
it would be BIG for the brainfart lore if there was just a sextape between two members posted here
Beautiful tits and rack, love it @pastel quartz
an event that would be never forgotten
Thank you for fucking me up, Autocorrect
That would be an absolute BANGER
Wtf lmfao
TRUE
Only if BOTH parties are of age and its CONSENSUAL OFC
well, isn't she 19, and I am 27?
you see mineral unlike you i think about the future of brainfart
So you two are legal
Because we are not monsters 
Youre 27?
What is the goddamn problem
oh come on
I thought you were 28
For fuck's sake, bz11k
Aw come on don't do me dirty like that
You're 27?

in october
I thought you were 30
I know some mfs who are FOURTY and go with TWENTY YEAR OLSA
bruh
holy shit you're ancient bz
Also since I know this joke will come up
damn i though he was 75
You're 27?
BZ YOU ARE IN THE CLEAR DW
Hello you're 27
30? I thought he was in the grave
I'm @grizzled meadow
And you are?
He has no fucking excuse, my guy
NO EXCUSE
@placid sail you better hold onto this one
He is @slate crown
im 20 bruv
Im
2 years old
Youre 20?
Damn

You stupid
You quote vines?
You really are 20
I will be 22 in september SOON
no am not
:[
What kind of 2014 bullshit is this
Hello quote vines
I'm @clear prism
Hows the eyesight old man
Fucking 🤝
dude
What's 9+10
bro even
twenny wan
You stupid
Its hard to tell, I broke my hip while going to the bathroom
listen to gtanil bz
You a mfn cyborg now? Mfer got the titanium hip and all
This is your free "get out of mordor" jail card, my guy
😂 👌
I don't get it
Do not enter the tall grass.

and out of fat girls and single moms too
Do not enter the tall grass
🤝
||don't|| enter the tall grass 
Thanks for the advice man 🤝
remember
The 5th of november
you do not recognise the bodies in the water
ass
Damn, bz11k is going to die alone in mordor because of his own limitations
Not that SCP
we're gonna drive poor gal away from the server
Literally Skill issue
or is that your plan
what gal
Fucking open your eyes
OKAY BITCH LISTEN

At the end of the day, THIS IS ALL CRUEL BANTER BY STALKER MFS 
I wish everyone was a part of this COMMUNITY
a wamen in #🎪bruh-fart ? impossible
@pastel quartz just say "pineapple" when it's too much
No cap
Nah it's impossible mang
If you mean the biological term, no, we don't have them and never will
Coconut

you want some milk?
Yes.
"I want #🎪bruh-fart to disappear.."
#🎪bruh-fart IQ has dropped by about 400%

*#🎪bruh-fart turns into erp channel * 
Sauce
Andrew
I want a GIANT COCK
giant rooster spawns and devours me
I thought you were better than this
i own a hand made instructions list from a professional on how to make methamphetamine at home
What's that
I need this for something I can not explain to you
Cat? Sleeping on the keyboard?
Damn, you know walter white????
Can i know the recipe
No fucking way, bro
and i openly carry benzodiazepines
Nice
Why?
Romania moment 👌
What even is that
send it, the fed is gone
quickly
no don't summon her
She is not reacting to our pings, my guy
im trying to lay low here
Lol
Also fucking @placid sail, the girl even plays games. How the fuck are you still hesitating
I'm sorta trying to exist
What social anxiety does to a mf
ah shit, here we go again
Ghosty, the gift that keeps on giving
😂 👌
27 or 28 still doesnt seem much to be single, but believe me you dont want to reach 30
oof
@placid sail, listen to our advice
that's when you start to loose yourself
My g by the time youre 27 you should already be married amd HAVE ONE KID
Listen to reason already
he shall be destroyed alhamdulillah
brainfart in full swing
it's all zen and giggles, until the panic hits
If our parents and grandparents can do it, so can we
and you realize that the pizza is burned
Nagasaki numba 2
We will bake a new one then
Nah man, @placid sail is going to squander this opportunity and forever regret it
This is truly sad
Out of you 
he's 27, he literally doesn't care at this point 
Yeah
I tried, my guy, I tried
Wait what
my boy is practically a wizard at this point
huge slavic energy
Anything to hit that vvizard vveed
but what you've meant is, by 27 you should be divorced already
OUT WITH IT!
fuck yes
he should be thinking about how to scam the government out of money
Living by yourself is luxury sometimes ohnestly
yes, that's the plan
Considering hes slavic his government is already doing that for him
how could this happen to me
Mission failed comrades
Lost to the zone
I've made my mistakes
have you guys seen all those videos of women making fun of how guys eat, shower, wash their face etc
now the whole of brainfart is clowning on meeee
i think i know why bruno is gay
Because you are fucking wasting a golden opportunity
my life
Bruh if you two get married YOU CAN get your VISA
THERE IS NO SUCH OPPORTUNITY YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
There certainly is
YOU ARE WASTING IT
got jinxed by proxy
gf said no sexy time tomorrow if i don't sleep, gotta go bois
you got the fuckin girl gamer GET HER FOR FUCKS SAKE
gn girl
HAVE A NICE NIGHT FRIEND
you got an e-girl and yet you boutta miss out
Damn
Aight, cya then 
dont receive it this time, be the man and do it to her
thank you
We'll miss you 🙏
I'll try my best
@placid sail
show her whos the demon in bed
So no head?
alexa, play despacito
Imma get my two hours of sleep now too
not tonight big boi, maybe next time
Ahh alr
господи иисусе, ебаный ты шашлык, за что ты так со мной несчастным
👋
I HAVE WORK TOMORROW AT 7 AM 
picture of my boys ass tomorrow
My Dumbolin is dead...
she just slapped the soul out of my ass
Now he's DumpTruck...
p!translate EN господи иисусе, ебаный ты шашлык, за что ты так со мной несчастным
господи иисусе, ебаный ты шашлык, за что ты так со мной несчастным
Lord Jesus, you fucking barbecue, why are you so unhappy with me
I need a moment...
Dreams bro
Even my keyboard learned to use Dumbolin...

YOU SAUSAGE
Literally something that bz11k would say
Just wait till i change my discord nick back to trash thresh
Your keyboard will be in shock
NO BRUNO 
Slap HER ASS TOO
God didnt give women bigger butts for no reason my g 
Damn bro
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Music: Police Squad Theme Song
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The name still haunts me
True but I LIKE LATINA BOOTY
I know dumbolin spams hip thrusts at the gym
You're late
Go more up and you'll see what i like-
that must be a sight
DAMN
Haha yeah
You're into BBC
Zamn crystal into quirked up white boys?
Dirty Crystal
Yes
man, another week of slaving in the mines ahead
@placid sail post in #921156747631157299 
I love BBC
goated with the sauce?
what?
breaking it down sexual style perhaps
WOOOOW
Want some BBC steak?
I'm not reading through brainfart to see if someone posted something before me 
YOU A SAVAGE
just found it funny given the meme moment
Me too
Still late 
goddamit
didn't even thought about that
you seen nothing
God damn noone been calling me that yet-
I'm just listening to some future funk and decided to share a song, ok?
I love how we can all here freely talk meanwhile in other servers the mfs just delete and banned any mf that writes anything in meme channel
Thats because YOU ARE
Jesus
This isnt any regular meme channel
Guess i am!
Its #🎪bruh-fart
brainfart is a safe space
this is the servers leper colony
but make some shady stuff in general
Then again this is #🎪bruh-fart
we are permanently quarantined here
AND THATS WHY I LOVE YOU GUYS 
Chaos and safety
it's ok my man, and don't take anything serious at least from me, I'm a running joke, I'm about to make 30 in december 
LOVE YOU TOO MY SLAVIC FRIEND
wait we got more slavs?
sheeesh ancient spanish man
Im a BOSNIAN
soon we will be able to steal every car in austria with the numbers we have
Some consider me NOT SLAV BUT THATS OK 
@heady crow do u watch elosanta
don't worry about that tho, 30 is just where everything is getting started, don't listen to those doomers
Find junos car catalysator by catalysator
millenial gen, best gen in the west to be a doomer lover of dead goth trends
Ye. Used to watch his stream but youtube only nowadays
was napoleon as short as its said?
stfu im asking the old man
cexking
They bullied him anyway
Yes for todays standards BUT HE WAS A GIANT IN HIS MERIT
Indeed
Or is it?
Youll see
listen
He could tell me to fo run to that minefield and I wouldnt say NO
I'm going to survive the nuclear world
I want to too
I'm going to reach Europe on my feet
retiring from life any one of these days my man, maybe soon 
Yo
LETS RUN TOGETHER THEN
and we're gonna drink some beer, and it's gonna be awkward and stuff
WTF
Ahhh Machinima
No one misses you, you greedy son of a bitch
food chat is two blocks down leather man
I mean i sure doubt that they gon drop bombs on germanh
Even if the germans economy is shit as is
Gimme that
Damm bro you making a cage out of BREAD?
you gonna put some eggs in these bad boys tho?
No
Damn
No
♂️ Fuck you ♂️
Gonna melt cheese on it obv
I'm not gay sorry old man 
Fuck you leatherman

is it allowed to do a suggestion of a whole pack of gachi emotes?
👏
YOU TROLLS
Yes
Please
Do so
Yes
I probably won't add them but yes
That's what they usually do
Oh falco thats the thing
don't know about whole gachi pack, but at the very least! we need gachigasm
You will add them
WOW
kinda based 
Talk with the other two mods, we already have a war over this 
wait why are you dummy
Ask gtanil
He does it best 🤝
Id rather not
I know...
I was gonna do a dumb joke
Also whos the third mod you arent counting in
more like "the whole room of mods against Aldo armed with a baguette"
Wedy?
Al and cat
Italian man ! please! stand up against this napoleonic oppression! your iberian allies stand behind you!
Yes
Falco did you understand the question before answering
I had the discussion with Al and cat
The third mod is Iedy
Iedy doesn't care
Yessir ;33
Me in high school be like
Ah thats too bad that its split right in the middle
we send ledy a couple of cute birb memes and we have her
What does grokky think
Fuck
Grok is busy that's what-
Didn't even said anything on the matter
people still thinking Iedy is a lass lemao
It isnt looking too good
Also what Crystal said
I guess they thought he was a ledy
From my POV they're just emotes, funny pics
Bro aint no way no other than women would be interested in birds
Iedy is a man
wow that's sexist mr pecks man
I heard him talking
Yes
Still waiting for them emotes
I always knew he was
Guessing by how he acts
People losing their minds because there's no FEMALE representation in the gamma server?
Damn
Well.....I'm not gonna say much about that
women barely even exist my man
How should a lady act hen? 
Ofc the slav would react so 
oh keep waiting, i don't have them
though it doesnt have to be hard to get it just joinked from google

Why did they think in the beginning that ledy was a gal?
I'm not actually that old-fashioned, but my brethren do be like that
Like what led them to the thought?
Women usually arent interested in depressive soviet sci fi shooter
it's Iedy
👀
Imagine thinking Aldo is a wamen.
Prolly becsuse of the name or something idfk
They already call me a femboy so not much of a difference
Yes it's Iedy, not ledy or Ledy
That'd be funny lmao
That would change the entire dynamic
that would make bans awkward
Damn pussy ass fonts
That would break the german economic
OH YES PLS DOMMY FRENCH MOMMY
it's Ledy idc
aldo recoils in disgust and bans a person
THIS DUMMY DOMMY FRENCH MOMMY
French woman are uhhh
Are a diff breed?
Their okay
do things to my neurons that cannot be described
Yes
French women are 🤌
You have much experience of them?
Never met one but i heard about em
they gotta have the accent doe
Obviously French women are
if no accent bad
🇫🇷
Xd
in the tales
crystal PLS 
Dude I'm plannin on it k?
When I master the german language, Ill them start prscticing french
French accent on muscly guys is sexy tbh
My WT has french fever.
They asked a french man if he played any video games
He said Wii
Women?
Aldo content
SOREY BUT I LIKE PUNS
Oh my god
🤝
🤝
shapiro 
hazar milkers
Redid is this way xir

BZ STOP TYPING WHAT IM THINKING
God damn
Straight up G level
Size G stands for Goddess Tits
She makes me wanna go put on the kappa 
Huh
chat is out of control today
BRO SAME
Aight gn skully
Oh god fucking damnit
HOLY YESHUA
oh god
jesus christ
Maybe don't tell that to someone who nearly has a sort of job
is it even okay to post something like that
Now why I see why theyre called the chosen people
Whoa-
Hmmm
Just make some bullshit up about politics
a shame ben had to be a man
It's a meme that Abby Shapiro literally got hentai bazoongas from getting knocked up
imagine what those genetics wouldve done
her back is doing penitence for the whole country
In case for any federal entities or ongoing investigations i have no involvement in this chat or server in general. Likely i was dragged in by a third party
Me in the morning
How you know someone got a spicy memes folder on their drive
Id say NOT ENOUGH 
are you bateman again
True I always evolve
My wiener can testify 
Jk it never did
Thats Howard Hamlin
is he worth to be literally you
Ya can really tell he didn't watch Better Call Saul
OJ SHIT THE FED IS HERE
CMON PEEPS LETS GIVE THESE TWO LOVE BIRDS SOME ROOM
I'll go make myself a sandwich
don't scroll up lass
Aaand I'm gonna play sum Minecraft
Sadly so. But it is a long journey to even get to watching bcs
Isnt that her job instead? 
Alriiight have fun junoo!!
Thankss!





