🎪bruh-fart

[lusty sonnet]

those do be comfy to put your hand in

[west owl]

[heady crow]

Non concensual hand holding 🤨

[placid sail]

ayo I thought you don't mind

[pastel quartz]

That's really low of ya, Bz

Looks like I gotta arrest you!

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-meme-black-guy-cries-sad-man-thank-god-for-my-reefer-hood-news-gif-24902056

now you're just somebody that I used to know, bruno

[lusty sonnet]

Juno has a bad/slutty cop kink

[west owl]

shiet

[west owl]

dont

[slate crown]

SOMEBODY

[west owl]

dont bring it back

[slate crown]

i used to know

[lusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/now-youre-just-somebody-that-i-used-to-know-wouter-de-backer-gotye-somebody-that-i-used-to-know-song-i-dont-know-you-anymore-gif-18632753

[pastel quartz]

Ssshhh...

[west owl]

how hard hit

how hard it disappeared

[slate crown]

ahh the greatest one hit wonder

[placid sail]

I'm still vibing to that song sometimes

[lusty sonnet]

he still makes music

[placid sail]

dude apparently made a point of now chasing the fame

[slate crown]

yea but nothing really tops that one tbh

[pastel quartz]

I guess the money ran out

[placid sail]

so his dissapearance is intentional; one his song being a hit is rather not

[lusty sonnet]

he's vibing in an indie-pop band

[west owl]

respect

[lusty sonnet]

shy guy that dropped 1 hit song

shit now i gotta listen to it

[placid sail]

same lol

[west owl]

was listening already

along with the covers of walk off the earth and pentatronix

[slate crown]

Of monsters and men

i love their videos

so many details condensed in 1 frame

[pastel quartz]

It's all about the details

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/ghb6eDopW8I

it's a mix between live action and animation

so fukin dope

[west owl]

watched that one when you said them

i didn't hear them

and shieeeet they have big numbers in the views

[slate crown]

i just love the art style

gotta love it when music gives me the chills

[west owl]

very folky

in the first frames i thought it was gonna sound like finntroll

[slate crown]

bruh

https://youtu.be/A76a_LNIYwE

this one literally made me cry

[west owl]

awww

🫂

my fucking life

[placid sail]

ew, happiness and triumph of what is good

[west owl]

now you have to scroll for kms to get to bmth chelsey smile

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-meme-confused-gif-24780938

[pastel quartz]

He's askin ya to balance out the positivity with negativity

[placid sail]

oh

yeah, that's a solid idea

[pastel quartz]

It isn't but oh well

[west owl]

[placid sail]

listen bud

[pastel quartz]

Hmm?

[placid sail]

that whole positivity schtick

it gives me rashes

[west owl]

no i was one more melancolically thinking on the scene trend

[placid sail]

I look like an iguana bite all over me

also nausea

[pastel quartz]

Huuuh

That's good to know hehehe

[placid sail]

I once saw a really wholesome moment regarding my friends, and I was coughing blood while whispering "I'm so glad for you guys"

body fully incompatible with that

[west owl]

but if what you mean is the whole, avoid all negative thoughs, all positive affirmations ye, I think is toxic

[pastel quartz]

Ohhh

So Bz is allergic to happiness!

[placid sail]

nah those ones just annoy me, because it's fake bullshit

[pastel quartz]

Then I gotta make sure to give him lots of that when I kidnap hi-

[placid sail]

AYO CHILL DUDE

[heady crow]

The true way to happiness is to gaslight yourself right

[pastel quartz]

Nu uh! You're gonna get loved and you won't be able to do anythin against it!!

[west owl]

stay xXx guys

[heady crow]

Oh my god wiseposting

How did i forget

[placid sail]

MOOOODS

HELP

ПОМОГИТЕ

НА ПОМОЩЬ

[gloomy roost]

the chat be good vibes?

[pastel quartz]

There's no mods to help ya, Bz

[placid sail]

the bit was very short lived, your bateman persona suppressed it

[lusty sonnet]

@placid sail looks like you got yourself a new small gf/bf

[gloomy roost]

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/scared-excited-omg-screaming-yikes-gif-8435689

[heady crow]

Bateman posting is everywhere meanwhile wiseposting is kept to a small corner of the internet sadly

[pastel quartz]

This is so dumb, I love it hehehe

[west owl]

that's pure hype @pastel quartz

[pastel quartz]

Awwww!

Bz is excited, that's so cute!

[placid sail]

indeed, not everyone is cut for the wisdom it presents

japanese yooooou

[placid sail]

I am not

[lusty sonnet]

had a group of friends on steam that all changed their pfps and names to one of the wisemen

[pastel quartz]

You know I'm stealin all these, right?

[placid sail]

this whole incident reminded me of one clip though

https://youtu.be/YSWKtuaV2fY

[heady crow]

And you among them?

[pastel quartz]

Are you... comparin me to a furry?

[lusty sonnet]

nah i didn't play CS

[west owl]

OwO

[heady crow]

Yes. Do share the weird cat vibes all around the internet

[pastel quartz]

Will do!!

[heady crow]

Which cs did they play

[west owl]

and the KH ost in the background

[lusty sonnet]

AYO KH MUSIC

[placid sail]

that is not out of the question though is it

[lusty sonnet]

csgo?

[heady crow]

Ah alright

[pastel quartz]

I thought better of ya

[gloomy roost]

@slate crown have this my fellow neco enjoyer

[slate crown]

HD NECO ARC LES FUKIN GOOOOOOO

[lusty sonnet]

this is me frfr

[heady crow]

Fr

[west owl]

what a boss

[placid sail]

LISTEN

[west owl]

I really need to get a new ddr mat

[placid sail]

YOU EUROPEANS ARE LOOSE CANNONS

YOU CAN BE ANYTHING FOR ALL I KNOW

[pastel quartz]

Uhuh

Whatever ya say, darlin

[lusty sonnet]

this Bz11k and Juno stuff is looking like an abusive relationship

[placid sail]

eeeeeeeeelp

[pastel quartz]

Ehehehe~

[slate crown]

no elp

[pastel quartz]

This is fun!

[lusty sonnet]

never stick your dick in crazy

[placid sail]

always stick your dick in crazy

[slate crown]

bz is a mamas boi confirmed

[placid sail]

you'll get burned, but it's fun

[slate crown]

me

[lusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/kingdom-hearts-ok-i-believe-you-gif-13519426

[gloomy roost]

https://vxtwitter.com/necoposting/status/1556602932090511360?s=20&t=MD6v9UQywpDWp_Z4DOrPhA

[placid sail]

the closest thing I've had to proper relationships was with a lass with bipolar disorder

it was fun't

[pastel quartz]

Aww..

[lusty sonnet]

at least you'll have experience with Juno then

[pastel quartz]

I'm sorry to hear that, Bz!

[placid sail]

though I was a bit of an asshole too, so I can't really complain

no, they weren't that bad

we both had some fun and fucked up at the same time

[pastel quartz]

That's kinda how relationships go tho

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/yamero-no-scream-gif-12531560

I'm calling gtanil.

[pastel quartz]

Ehehehe~

NO

Don't you dare

[gloomy roost]

I know one friend that constantly needs to be in a relationship and posts semi-concerning stuff to edgy stuff on their statuses, some people just coded diff.

[lusty sonnet]

do it

[placid sail]

don't make me do it!

don't force my hand!

[lusty sonnet]

do it

[clear prism]

No need, I have been here the whole time

[placid sail]

OH SHIT LMAO

[pastel quartz]

WHAT

[lusty sonnet]

AYO

[clear prism]

Very intriguing things going on between bz11k and Juno

[placid sail]

gtanil for the rescue

[clear prism]

I endorse it, have fun with Austrian girl bz11k 👍

[pastel quartz]

Oh

Well

[placid sail]

OH COME FUCKING ON

YOU TRAITOR

[pastel quartz]

That didn't go as planned

[lusty sonnet]

it's a real e-couple now

[placid sail]

at least I'm getting abducted to europe, or so I hope 🥲

[west owl]

Juno is trully a gtanil alt

[pastel quartz]

Always a silver lining!

[placid sail]

ayo?

[west owl]

you should have listened to the wise Falco

[pastel quartz]

Huh?

[placid sail]

I'm hooking up with gtanil in a way?

[pastel quartz]

HEY!

[slate crown]

nice

[placid sail]

[pastel quartz]

I'm not that guy!

[placid sail]

yeah, you're the other guy

with pineapple in hand

[clear prism]

Tiny Fed

[placid sail]

and malicious intent

[slate crown]

im framing this btw

[pastel quartz]

I

I'M NOT TINY

[placid sail]

seething

malding

somewhere near the floor

[heady crow]

https://youtu.be/5FNHSiPFtvA

[lusty sonnet]

tiny fed catfishing a depressed mordorian

[pastel quartz]

Oh god hahaha

[west owl]

Sure, i allow you to use me as reference, i hope you the best of results in your careers future

[placid sail]

not a single government authority was ever that nice to me

it's a nice change of pace

[pastel quartz]

Is it really?

[west owl]

this is how recruiters work dummy

[slate crown]

my gf made some slight adjustments, now this is what my daily life looks like

[pastel quartz]

Satsuki?

[west owl]

you are getting recruited to the army or for some CIA psychology experiment involving a lot of experimental drugs and metal abuse

[slate crown]

she's tiny irl, so

[pastel quartz]

Aaawww

Cute!

[lusty sonnet]

just run away from the tiny fed

[placid sail]

I dunno man, the last russian enforcer I was in contact with was kind of groping me

[sudden elm]

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-coffin-world-wrestling-entertainment-gif-17903370

[lusty sonnet]

can't catch up

[sudden elm]

FREE CRACK

[placid sail]

not much of a good recruitment tactics here

[pastel quartz]

What...

[sudden elm]

My face when 9MFW0 Free crack

[slate crown]

just also found out that she might have Napoleon complex

[placid sail]

though he was very drunk

[pastel quartz]

What's the recruiter's name???

[placid sail]

and a friend of a friend

[pastel quartz]

I'm gonna beat him up

[placid sail]

and a man

[slate crown]

might explain her fetish of conquering big things

[placid sail]

but still strange ngl

my dommy mommy tiny fed is gonna punish people who abuse me (and abuse me themselves later)

[placid sail]

I've missed the moment when I've turned into khaaytil but okay 🥲

[pastel quartz]

Oh my goddddd

I'm not TINY

[lusty sonnet]

we gonna need proof of that

[placid sail]

that's something a tiny person would definetly shout

[fading shuttle]

you act like you are less than 140cm

[pastel quartz]

I'm not tho!

[placid sail]

my point exactly

[lusty sonnet]

you do tho

[pastel quartz]

sigh

[slate crown]

Juno = Female jerma

[placid sail]

be patient Juno

it is below you to lose your cool

[pastel quartz]

Bz, I'm literally gonna hug you

[west owl]

@ half pink sausage, just like the rest of #🎪bruh-fart

[lusty sonnet]

Juno doesn't need to do effort when doing the limbo dance

that tiny

[pastel quartz]

...

[fading shuttle]

im surprised they can live in polite society without them getting accidentally squished like an ant

[slate crown]

so true

[pastel quartz]

Buncha meanies

[west owl]

I think you are feeding her fetish, tell us the lore behind that loli pfp

[placid sail]

since Juno is a fed, they have a flasher on their head to alert others

[lusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-little-girl-im-watching-you-eating-mad-gif-17732940

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/danger-alert-siren-alarm-red-light-gif-16931369

[fading shuttle]

the words of someone smaller than 130 cm, everytime you say something your height falls

[pastel quartz]

Ehehehe

[fading shuttle]

midget vibes

[west owl]

insectoids

[placid sail]

still better than most of us will probably draw

[pastel quartz]

That's pretty cool!

[slate crown]

it's supposed the be the creator of terraria

[west owl]

she literally make you a picture to tell you to eat shit?

[pastel quartz]

Relationship goals heh

[placid sail]

also why it is called poo blok

[slate crown]

thisnis the original

[west owl]

that's she gaslighting you clearly

notice how she forgot to add those birdy wings

[slate crown]

artists are built different

[west owl]

[pastel quartz]

Oh yeah? How different?!

[west owl]

And I'm Freud

[slate crown]

no comment

[pastel quartz]

Ohhhh

Interestin

[fading shuttle]

they are formed from different materials as they say

[slate crown]

why are you asking these cryptic ass questions anyway?

is u the police?

u the fbi?

[pastel quartz]

Nu uh!

[fading shuttle]

juno is just an fbi or cia plant here

[pastel quartz]

Ugh

Not the CIA

[west owl]

Hmmm she might be on a mission of catching predators afterall

[fading shuttle]

definitely fbi

[fading shuttle]

actual fuckin reveal

[pastel quartz]

They're just as bad heh

It's funny because theoretically, I actually am a Fed!

[fading shuttle]

only an fbi plant would respond to the cia with such hatred

[placid sail]

nah nah guys

I've googled it

they're from uhh

shuffles papers

Evidenzbureau!

[pastel quartz]

HAHAHAHA

[placid sail]

ah see

[fading shuttle]

damn juno is old then

[placid sail]

that's the "caught redhanded" laughter

[pastel quartz]

They're such jokes tho hehehehe

[placid sail]

it's all acting man

[placid sail]

fucking lmao

[west owl]

this could be a great place without the tyrannical Falco and CO, or maybe a terrible one, we will never know

[fading shuttle]

watch out my brother you are boutta get a womb tattoo

[placid sail]

we have to start a fund to buy panglolin a silicone durable asshole

man isn't gonna hold much longer

[pastel quartz]

He's slowly losin his sanity

[west owl]

what genre is that?

[slate crown]

i have no idea

[fading shuttle]

its the fuckin uuuh, whole succubus womb tattoo shit

[west owl]

your gf is too cultured

[pastel quartz]

Succubus?

Oh god..

[west owl]

womb?

[pastel quartz]

Pango uhm

You might wanna be careful hahaha..

[west owl]

really Juno you accentuate Succubus

not Womb Tattoing?

[placid sail]

I've seen the works of people smacked by a banhammer here, it would definitely be worse without Falco and the boys

[eager quest]

im gonna send a zipbomb

[pastel quartz]

I dunno about the womb thing but I know Succubus

And that doesn't go right most of the time heh

[placid sail]

I... uh... kinda have an idea about that

let's just say I know it by chance

[pastel quartz]

...

[fading shuttle]

i peruse fine art

[west owl]

That's because what we need is to decide one of us to be the one with the banhammer kappa

[placid sail]

yep that one

[pastel quartz]

So that's what Bz likes, huh?

Noted!

[eager quest]

how tf do you tattoo a wom

b

and why

like whos gonna see it

[placid sail]

I'd say no, but you wouldn't believe that would you

[pastel quartz]

Ehehehe~

[west owl]

Lies, Neru is a charming girl

[placid sail]

here you go

the modest variant

[fading shuttle]

yep

[eager quest]

oh that

[west owl]

very 90s tattoo

RAD

[fading shuttle]

the most modest picture that existed on the womb tattoo google pics

[lusty sonnet]

the reverse trampstamp

[fading shuttle]

i know, i checked

[pastel quartz]

It honestly doesn't look all that good in real life

It's more like an anime thingi

[placid sail]

pangolin is getting a pineapple tattoo on his lower back

[west owl]

[slate crown]

yea im definitely fucked bois

[pastel quartz]

Ouchies

[fading shuttle]

good night sweet prince

[pastel quartz]

That's definitely gonna leave a mark, right?

[placid sail]

it is a matter of time until pango is turned into a complete himbo slut

[pastel quartz]

I think that's her goal

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/pulp-fiction-gif-20030479

[placid sail]

I mean, he's into that, so no harm done

[pastel quartz]

Mhm!!

[slate crown]

[pastel quartz]

Just relationship goals, y'know

[west owl]

Who wouldn't want a dumbo like that, just ready to use

[placid sail]

but meeting with friends would become weird

[fading shuttle]

we boutta see a live transformation into a femboy

[gloomy roost]

Good to see Dumbo sharing the stuff I send

🤝

[slate crown]

you did not just say that

[west owl]

sorry, ready to *abuse

[placid sail]

ripped and slutty vietnamese onahole

[slate crown]

[placid sail]

something every man wouldn't dare to have, only to dream about it

[fading shuttle]

[pastel quartz]

Hmm...

[west owl]

You would become an artist! Remember @slate crown

[pastel quartz]

Interestin!

[slate crown]

nah bro im about to be the canvas

[west owl]

noice

[west owl]

wouldn't you like to know weatherboy

[pastel quartz]

Weather's gonna be weathery

Just so you know!

[west owl]

[placid sail]

I still can't wrap my head around how Vitas became super popular abroad

[west owl]

uniqueness and talent

[slate crown]

bro my classesmates in highschool fukin LOOVED vitas

[west owl]

I've met real boomers plugging vitas cd in the car

which was awesome

really is kind of the slav Queen in that matter

[placid sail]

you are aware it's a guy, right?

[pastel quartz]

Whaaaatt?!?

[west owl]

ye i meant the band

[placid sail]

well, at least Juno got it right now

[placid sail]

speaking of vague genders and music

[pastel quartz]

Oh god hahaha

[placid sail]

do you know there is, or, well, was a very popular singer in Russia

who was a guy dressed like a woman

[pastel quartz]

Nopp!

But I'm guessin things didn't go too well for him?

[placid sail]

things went great for him

[slate crown]

amazin 10/10

[placid sail]

russian intolerance somehow broke in regards to him

he was very popular

but he's ukrainian, so alas

[pastel quartz]

Ouch..

[placid sail]

you probably have seen it

https://youtu.be/KRVhWPignvU

[west owl]

I think i've heard one bit somewhere before but never put face nor name to it

[pastel quartz]

Yuuup

Like around 0:20

[placid sail]

KIIIIIIIIILL 😾

[pastel quartz]

Ehehe~

[gloomy roost]

So

Has anyone here already found their funeral song?

[clear prism]

https://youtu.be/6IeAiaPNw7s?t=2396

[heady crow]

Its gonna be a compilation of edits and memes ive reacted to with "hes just like me"

[gloomy roost]

There we go

Andrew with the grindset even in death

[lusty sonnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh3gD_AuyaA

[heady crow]

https://youtu.be/uxHf735xO14

Is it really too nsfw

[grizzled meadow]

Memes from what I remember

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=989-7xsRLR4

Here's the reason

The tongue thing

[placid sail]

I've always assumed you have to be on drugs to enjoy him properly

but if you are, it must be fucking bussin

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/ZSenveV5QP4

This is much better

[placid sail]

oh yeah that's the classic one

[grizzled meadow]

I'll never understand if he use some kind of trick for that AAAAAAAAAAAAAA- thing

[placid sail]

?

which one

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/ZSenveV5QP4?t=71

Listen from here

This is what I mean

1:11

[stone blade]

lemme take you back

back in time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrEk96vX8_Q

[placid sail]

well, it's just a professional singer doing his thing

[grizzled meadow]

It's something everyone's been wondering for years, you can't tell if it's really him making that high note (if that's what it's called) or if it's some stuff with the microphone

[placid sail]

oh, no, no

certainly no sound editing, i'm sure of it

[grizzled meadow]

bzeek, the professional

[placid sail]

combination of him being able to reach high pitch naturally and the skill of singer acquired through practice

that is my guess

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/Svr6_PIlL30

he's fiddling a lot with the mic on this one

[grizzled meadow]

Okay this one is more "live"

[slate crown]

if this shit ain't playing, im not dying

[grizzled meadow]

This sound much more like a studio version

[placid sail]

lmao people in comments are talking a lot of hot shit about it being prerecorded and shit

[grizzled meadow]

Told you

[placid sail]

it doesn't mean anything on its own, if Jesus would come to Earth tomorrow, russians would talk a ton of shit about him being an impostor, fake, gay and stuff

my reasoning other than gut feeling is that since he's very popular, and his Whistle register
(highest possible register of human voice) is extremely rare and hard to imitate, he would have slipped somewhere, somehow eventually

there would have been some information, resonance about it, other than middle aged good for nothing shitlords hating in the comments

but I didn't find anything about it

[gloomy roost]

Gonna complain that he's sounding too much like a westerner ?

[placid sail]

what

[gloomy roost]

what

[grizzled meadow]

what

#🎪bruh-fart

what

[clear prism]

@grizzled meadow

@clear prism

[narrow briar]

what

[lusty sonnet]

what

[slate crown]

¿que?

[lusty sonnet]

quoi

[stone blade]

what

[pastel quartz]

was

[gloomy roost]

the whole point of life

[lusty sonnet]

42

[gloomy roost]

👍 🤝

[heady crow]

You are a good man ares

Should reread the book at some point

[slate crown]

such a good movie

[lusty sonnet]

i know i am

[heady crow]

Also goddamnit the people who complained about the new discord mobile update and got me to update it out of interest too

[gloomy roost]

What changed

[heady crow]

A whole lot less responsive, lots of font changes, you need to go to your gallery to post media basically

Theres alot of stuff

Heres how it looks basically

They made the amoled mode look a bit cleaner tho

[lusty sonnet]

first look into bruno's servers

[hushed marsh]

Broccoli Server

34 Pings

Healthy Eating is good, Im happy

[heady crow]

there are many more dw

[lusty sonnet]

o no

[heady crow]

i mean im at 100 servers constantly

tbh the most tragic thing about the mobile update is that i cant see how many pings i have

mfer caps out at 9k

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMhgljE4XjY

[grizzled meadow]

@heady crow

Guys, new meme dropped

[heady crow]

hes just like you fr

[grizzled meadow]

Another new meme

[heady crow]

hes just like me fr

[heady crow]

oh god that trend

its been so long since ive seen it

[fading shuttle]

the darkness

[lusty sonnet]

i'm in like 15

you just that popular

[eager quest]

im also in 100

perfectly 100

if i wanted to join a new server rn id have to leave one

[heady crow]

yeah

[heady crow]

nah i just cba to leave servers if i dont have a good reason

[lusty sonnet]

i leave whenever i feel like cleaning up my discord

[heady crow]

[lusty sonnet]

on that note i'm now in 13 servers

[heady crow]

@slate crown

[slate crown]

thicc thighs save lives

[eager quest]

why was he there if not to have fun

🤨

and that haircut is beyond me bro

[heady vapor]

average brainfart member

[west owl]

maybe he was dragged into there, or maybe it's a larp, we will never know

[eager quest]

if i went there with the purpose to have fun and that happened id probably do something

not sit there like a total moron

and id also get rid of that yee yee ass haircut

im assuming thats his gf or smthn

eh, w/e

[lusty sonnet]

if that ain't the gf, that's a girl that'll trap you and pop in 9 months with a random ass baby

[eager quest]

yeah if that was my gf and i was in his situation i would have some fun

if not, id kindly ask "pls no"

[mortal violet]

gigachat

happy caturday

[swift scarab]

And my family fails to understand why I like jobs that involve cleaning

[west owl]

it would have been funnier without the explanation on top

still a giggle for who the fuck wrote the script

[placid sail]

of course the moment bruno post a screeshot regarding the design, everyone doxx him

[placid sail]

where are you youngsters getting so much energy, what is wrong with me

[placid sail]

whoa whoa that's some fierce nipple action

for further use

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-why-didnt-i-think-of-that-hank-scorpio-homer-simpson-you-only-move-twice-gif-20385109

[lusty sonnet]

Bz and Juno back at the same time

hm

[pastel quartz]

Well yeah, I'm his alt

[slate crown]

me

[heady crow]

two accounts on different sides of the bell curve manned by the same guy

[heady crow]

me

[pastel quartz]

Crazy, right?

[placid sail]

oh hey it's that dude with cool clip about fbi

[slate crown]

fuck it

[placid sail]

it's that good ol dissociative identity disorder my guy

[slate crown]

berserk karaoke time

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/jzKXKNoIIus

[slate crown]

[swift scarab]

What’s a flower

[placid sail]

is that the official ost?

[slate crown]

ye

[placid sail]

it's pretty dope

[west owl]

how to vibe with the mood

[placid sail]

unholy synergy with your pfp

[slate crown]

very cursed 10/10

[heady crow]

waltuh

put your dick away waltuh

[grizzled meadow]

I'm not having sex with you right now waltuh

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/561353941678555177/1007001196269154384/Real-volver_ocelot.mp4

[lusty sonnet]

hey you're pretty good

[clear prism]

Reminds me of workplace story

[lusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/revolver-ocelot-gaming-mgs-guns-gif-17353618

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773705445545738261/1009875263435321525/v09044g40000cbtku9bc77u28tid34e0.mp4

[west owl]

tldr version

[abstract path]

You're digusting I'm going to kill you gimme 200 dollars

[grizzled meadow]

[abstract path]

[abstract path]

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407989900881952771/1010432945162559488/wALL_SMaHJ.mp4

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/602564034146861066/1010496404650725436/VID_20220813_210059_487-1.mp4

[slate crown]

the only pre-work out I'll ever need

[pastel quartz]

He did it... he touched grass!

[plucky void]

alright then I can send this without fear of spoilering https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H0TZYFiumk

[heady crow]

20 scoops of instant coffee for me

[slate crown]

jesus fuk

[heady crow]

best way to a bench pr and heart failure is to ingest enough caffeine to kill a small horse

[slate crown]

your heart is working overtime

[heady crow]

wdym working?

it aint anymore

[slate crown]

Brunos only will to live right now is to one day meet a cat femboy

[heady vapor]

you guys havent tried real preworkout

(methj)

with a scoop of horse steroids

[heady crow]

translationer? @placid sail

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_UNXF13wrA

[slate crown]

my 2 favorite things in 1 video

[placid sail]

ukrainian. might as well google translate it yourself, I don't really undestand it. something like "guys look it's a big ass fish"

[heady crow]

alright thanks anyways

back to copy pasting the cyrillic letters from wikipedia i guess

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mW0RJ8KO1s

my 2 fav things

[slate crown]

ok apparently it says " GUYS, IT'S GOOD! HERE IS BOHA, HERE SHE IS, THE FISH OF MY DREAMS! nyayayaz"

[heady crow]

[slate crown]

bruh

[heady crow]

alright thanks dumbolin

[placid sail]

oh right sorry you don't have cyrillic keyboard

let me spare you the torment, one sec

[placid sail]

lol it's an old russian meme

[placid sail]

"guys! hefty ide (some kind of fish)! there it is, there it is, the fish of my dreams!"

[heady crow]

[placid sail]

original meme for context

https://youtu.be/MYNtoIbeKcw

[heady crow]

oh my god

thank you for bz

reminds me of a finnish meme

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlIw7GiHUkc @placid sail

its an important asset of finnish culture

[grizzled meadow]

This is the best video for today

Close the channel

[placid sail]

siika, siika siika!

[heady crow]

kahden kilon siika aka two kilogram lavaret

[placid sail]

they're so happy with it

[heady crow]

looking at those two clips i dont think russians and finns are that much different

[placid sail]

so I'm turning up random twitch stream and

[plucky void]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CgkjUlyDI3d/

[pastel quartz]

Well..

[placid sail]

if TOS of twitch allows it, so will discord I guess, so here you go

[pastel quartz]

I showed up at an interestin time

[placid sail]

honey it's what it looks like

I can explain

I MEAN ITS NOT

TYPO

[pastel quartz]

Haahh??

[plucky void]

yeah twitch allows body painting

at some point it kept recommending me some russian girls doing dota 2 characters body painting lol

I guess it's when it was a new thing and they wanted it to spread

[placid sail]

it used to be a bath tub thingy before, if I recall correctly

[lusty sonnet]

Ayo

[placid sail]

oh, right

look at the background! there it is

[plucky void]

'used to be' no, still is

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CgkjUlyDI3d/

[lusty sonnet]

When is @heady crow gonna stream bodypainting?

[placid sail]

ooooh shit

[heady crow]

anything and everything can be arranged

[placid sail]

LESSSSGOOOOOOOOOOO

[heady crow]

gonna be using those expensive ass citadel paints too

[lusty sonnet]

AYOOO

[heady crow]

ye citadel paints are expensive so prolly gonna use vallejo ones in the future

[lusty sonnet]

Gonna do a housewarming one day and invite Bruno over for a private bodypainting session

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/kate-winslet-leonardo-di-caprio-draw-me-like-one-of-your-french-girls-gif-8627264

[placid sail]

uh oh

GW gonna sue you

they gonna take you away and sell as a miniature

[heady crow]

the mfs are gonna have a taste test to figure out if ive used citadel or not

[heady crow]

backpacking trip through europe 2023

[lusty sonnet]

Hold up, houses are expensive

[heady crow]

inflation simply doesent exist

steal the house

but sure ill keep 300 in my savings account for the day you buy a house

should be enough for a ticket

[lusty sonnet]

To-do list:

• get rich gf
• buy house
• vibe with Bruno

[slate crown]

my gf made it

[pastel quartz]

Did your girlfriend make this?

[slate crown]

yup

im so proud of her

[pastel quartz]

She's defo doin a good job!

[slate crown]

i know, it's beautiful

[heady crow]

2k upvotes in 3 hours

post is boomin

im proud of her

[placid sail]

pog

twitter fame

and just from the scribble made for fun

[plucky void]

what even is cenx

[pastel quartz]

The creator of Terraria, I think?

[heady crow]

mf got devs and shit retweeting

[slate crown]

she's the only one who uses twitter, i never use twitter

[plucky void]

oh

[heady crow]

did she even post it on twitter since the devs retweeted the post made by the terraria sub

[slate crown]

she posted it on reddit and i think it just snowballed from there

[heady crow]

i mean yeah looking at the post rn

no wonder it snowballed

[placid sail]

now I understand while you repost your own shit half an hour later

you sit in 100+ servers, you can't possibly remember where you've posted what and when

[heady crow]

bz

im gonna ask you something

[pastel quartz]

real

[pastel quartz]

stop

[heady crow]

do you think i use all of those 100 servers actively?

[pastel quartz]

yes

[placid sail]

who knows

[heady crow]

you cant tell me what to do piss colour text

[placid sail]

you are buffed finnish god of horny pecks

anything can be possible

[pastel quartz]

i can

i will

and im hydrated

are YOU hydrated?

PISS NOW

[heady crow]

im not

ok

[pastel quartz]

retard

[heady crow]

fuck you

[pastel quartz]

mute until hydrated

[heady crow]

how will you know im hydrated

do i need to take a video of me pissing

huh?

[pastel quartz]

by smelling your finnish piss 1000 km away

What the heck..

[heady crow]

thanks for giving your exact location

[placid sail]

look at his user tag and you'll understand

[pastel quartz]

yeah a radial location

find me in a circle

[heady crow]

i will

[pastel quartz]

circumference

do it now

[pastel quartz]

Yeah no, I get that but like

[heady crow]

circum

[pastel quartz]

What the heck

[placid sail]

[pastel quartz]

PISS SMELLING MAXXING

i smell the excess b vitamins from my piss

a real fragrance

He's literally got a nose that outmatches modern Radar!

[pastel quartz]

a radar can smell?

[placid sail]

from all those multivitamins you gobble up

[pastel quartz]

gobble gob gob

[pastel quartz]

No but that makes it even more impressive

[pastel quartz]

thank you

i'll be here all week

And then you're gone?

and then i have to take a piss break

Figures I guess

i use that break to recalibrate my piss smelling senses

[pastel quartz]

repost it again in exactly 4 minutes

[heady crow]

ok

[pastel quartz]

Y'know, maybe Bz is right

[lusty sonnet]

JunoxBz11k is real

[lusty sonnet]

When's the adoption?

[pastel quartz]

It isn't tho

[heady crow]

time to repost some old stuff since yall getting worked up about me reposting new stuff

[eager quest]

wassup bruno

[lusty sonnet]

Livin the good life

[heady crow]

watching some random fitness videos while waiting for it to be 20:30

[eager quest]

why waiting for 20:30

[lusty sonnet]

A repost

[heady crow]

bcs this is me and @slate crown

[slate crown]

so true so true

[lusty sonnet]

💔

[heady crow]

facts brother

[pastel quartz]

Aww..

Poor Ares

[slate crown]

you can join us if you want 😉

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/the-grinch-hate-hate-hate-double-hate-gif-10410407

[heady crow]

dont worry. Both of us will be absolute mass monsters when i do stumble upon your newly bought detached/terraced house on a snowy evening in 2027

then we will recreate that photo

[lusty sonnet]

Ayoooo

[pastel quartz]

Nevermind, looks like he got the happy endin!

[lusty sonnet]

Skip apartments, house with garden it'll be

[heady crow]

ah right sorry i always get confused with these english terms

there we go

[lusty sonnet]

Very good

Do bring a maid costume

[pastel quartz]

Wait

[slate crown]

I'll bring the cat ears and buttplugs

[pastel quartz]

Woah

[lusty sonnet]

And food

[heady crow]

when yall do the crowdfunding campaign and buy me it sure

[lusty sonnet]

Flex that body for cash

[pastel quartz]

Oh god heh

[heady crow]

well i am already a manwhore according to you guys so might aswell

[placid sail]

uh yeah about that old idea

I can't start it

[lusty sonnet]

Wanna come too?

[pastel quartz]

Huh?

[placid sail]

I need a european proxy

[slate crown]

no girls allowed

[lusty sonnet]

Oh nvm

[pastel quartz]

Oh no no, I'm not strong enough for that kinda stuff hahaha

[lusty sonnet]

Full no homo party at my place in 5 years

[placid sail]

but I would certainly donate

[heady crow]

she will act lesbian to get in. Like how we act straight to get to boys sleepovers

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-punisher-frank-castle-punisher-no-frank-castle-no-no-no-no-gif-24489266

[pastel quartz]

Riiight..

[slate crown]

she's already a fed so it'd be no surprise if she was an undercover lesbian

[pastel quartz]

What!

[heady crow]

the lore goes deeper and deeper

[placid sail]

there are too many layers

I am starting to a confuse brain

[pastel quartz]

Yeahh

[placid sail]

let's settle on 3 layers max

[slate crown]

it's ok you don't have to remember the details

I'll carry that burden

[heady crow]

dumbolin will be the gamma server historian

[slate crown]

rat fucker

[lusty sonnet]

Carry me

[placid sail]

but can we trust you

maybe you're a vietnamese agent too

[slate crown]

pffff I wish

[pastel quartz]

Not everyone's a Fed, Bz

[slate crown]

i wouldn't be here getting pegged if i was

[lusty sonnet]

Vietnamese wide fed?

[placid sail]

The only one here who certainly isn't a fed is me

or... or am I

starts shaking

[slate crown]

kick it Callie 👑

[pastel quartz]

You're a Fed, Bz...

[lusty sonnet]

KGB looking ass

[slate crown]

is it a bad time to mention the 13kgs of cocaine in my butt?

[pastel quartz]

KGB hehehehe

[plucky void]

yes

[lusty sonnet]

Shush tiny fed

[pastel quartz]

Wouldn't that be FBS tho?

[heady crow]

i knew there was 13kg of something

[pastel quartz]

Or sumthin like that

[heady crow]

now it being cocaine is a suprise

[pastel quartz]

Nu uh!

[placid sail]

KGB isn't even that much of a stretch, since ФСБ is mostly organised and ruled by KGB remnants

[heady crow]

me last winter

[placid sail]

but no, I'm not psychotic and murderous enough for this line of work

[pastel quartz]

Huh

[lusty sonnet]

Yet

[plucky void]

we can always fix that

[slate crown]

time for slep, gn everyone

[pastel quartz]

Good niiiight!

[heady crow]

gn dumbolin

gl on the gains

love you buddy

[placid sail]

gn girl, I'll see ya tomorrow 😏

[plucky void]

[falls]

[pastel quartz]

That's freakin clever

[abstract path]

Alyo

[plucky void]

ane

[abstract path]

Clever indeed

Also

[placid sail]

are you summoning ivanko

[heady crow]

i am sharing my culture

[placid sail]

wait

[pastel quartz]

He's gonna show up any minute now

[placid sail]

who is the little guy in the coat

[heady crow]

Greenland?

well tbh theres no other coat there

[pastel quartz]

Yuppp, that's Greenland!

[placid sail]

right!

[abstract path]

[lusty sonnet]

Sauna party with the boys?

[abstract path]

[heady crow]

exactly

no better time than getting 20+ people in a sauna designed for 5 basically

[abstract path]

Gun

[abstract path]

[pastel quartz]

Nopp, just gotta snort cocaine

[placid sail]

drinking while in sauna yes/no

[pastel quartz]

That's like twice as effective heh

[lusty sonnet]

Yes

[heady crow]

yes

[placid sail]

man

[heady crow]

beer in between going inside the sauna

[placid sail]

I guess it's universal

[lusty sonnet]

I'll supply beer

[heady crow]

but "clear" drinks in the sauna

[pastel quartz]

What's that supposed to mean?

[lusty sonnet]

Get you wasted on quality drinks

[placid sail]

I'm a bit scared to do that because I have Crystal body, but my buds do it all the time

[heady crow]

which part

well

[abstract path]

[heady crow]

basically lower % alcohol like beer is drank outside the sauna

before going back

[clear prism]

Your fit is mid

[pastel quartz]

Huh?

[heady crow]

and higher % stuff aka "clear" alcohol in the sauna

[lusty sonnet]

Quality drinks part

[placid sail]

strange differentiation

[pastel quartz]

Ohhhh

I getcha now

[lusty sonnet]

Beer

[abstract path]

[heady crow]

well idk

universally outside the sauna always

some insane people do drink inside the sauna

[clear prism]

Says the one using those dumbass emotes 😂

[heady crow]

but what ive done usually is just take shots and half shots in the sauna

[abstract path]

I can use what i want

[placid sail]

russians would also never do that safe for the most daring ones since we have universal rule "no lower % after high % unless you wanna get obliterated"

[clear prism]

Yes, and I will criticize you for it because I can do what I want

[abstract path]

Ah yes

[lusty sonnet]

Still got a bottle of champagne that i dont drink

[placid sail]

man I really need to buff myself up just for the sake of drinking in sauna

[heady crow]

cba to translate this but you get the gist of it

[placid sail]

bastusex

this one I understood

the rest, not so much

[lusty sonnet]

Perkele

[heady crow]

huh thats interesting

[plucky void]

aha, WORDS

[pastel quartz]

I mean

[plucky void]

yes, yes

fascinating

[pastel quartz]

They're Russians so

[abstract path]

[placid sail]

we've been in our hookah place yesterday with the boys, they were drinking raki, I was drinking beer since I'm taking it slow after recent food poisoning