🎪bruh-fart

[west owl]

yes

[real tinsel]

@pastel quartz do a dad joke

i don't think @pastel quartz is @gtanil

[west owl]

[narrow lotus]

[pastel quartz]

Huh?

Oh jeez, this again?

[west owl]

uhu

[lusty sonnet]

ledy using all the birb braincells to compute this

[pastel quartz]

I don't really know any, sorrry!

[west owl]

maybe he is still morphing

gotta give him a day

[slate crown]

morbin time

[pastel quartz]

Riiight

[slate crown]

morbs over everyone

you just got morbed

[west owl]

I haven't watch it

[slate crown]

morbius IS the movie of all time

no doubt about it

[west owl]

i tend to hate with all my strength every character letho has

[slate crown]

||don't it's so fucking trash||

[west owl]

idk if its his acting, or the roles themselves

[pastel quartz]

He's just really good at makin people hate him

Ya gotta admit, that's a pretty cool ability!

Sorta

[hushed marsh]

I gotta hand it to them

Morbius is a movie

thats for sure

[west owl]

[pastel quartz]

You could go somewhere and watch it like a movie, yepp

But will ya enjoy it? Weeelll

[fading shuttle]

Jared leto has this unique ability of choosing the absolute worst roles he possibly could

[hushed marsh]

Jared Leto always looked inherently punchable

[fading shuttle]

hes a good actor, seen him in good movies and he does very well, he just has horrible fucking picks

[pastel quartz]

Which good movies?

[hushed marsh]

You know who had a huge turnaround in his acting career?

Robert Pattinson

I loved the Lighthouse

[real tinsel]

he was good in blade runner, mr nobody and requiem for a dream

[fading shuttle]

his character in blade runner 2049 heavily unsettled me, which was the point

[pastel quartz]

Ohhh my god

[west owl]

ok mr nobody i give you that one

[pastel quartz]

Blade Runner 2049!

I gotta rewatch that again

[fading shuttle]

he was supposed to be quite weird and unsettling and he did his shit marvelously

[west owl]

requiem for a dream and blade runner for me those character are as dull as a plate decor

[real tinsel]

was the point

[fading shuttle]

if jared could just pick decent movies i think he wouldnt have the reputation that suicide squad and morbius gave him

[west owl]

idk after all i know myself as a very picky in my basic bitch bubble when it comes to films

[real tinsel]

he was also very good in dallas buyers club

[west owl]

havent seen that one

[west owl]

adios compae

[west owl]

when do you sleep? not judging, just curious

[slate crown]

it's 4:50 am

[west owl]

i didnt ask for the time

[slate crown]

luckily tomorrows a Saturday so i can sleep in just fine

today technically

[pastel quartz]

That's a really screwed up sleep schedule!

[slate crown]

i work from 18pm till 2am what did you expect

[pastel quartz]

Hmmm

[lusty sonnet]

Pango's gf: honey wake up, it's time for your 4 am pegging session!

[pastel quartz]

Yupp, that's what I was expectin!

[west owl]

it is what it is

everyone needs

before sleep

included dumbo gf

[west owl]

[slate crown]

the sad truth unfortunately

[hushed marsh]

going through all the stages of grief in the

reactions

[slate crown]

i have zero friends outside the internet

[west owl]

hmmmm new scorsese movie coming up

[slate crown]

except for my dealer

[west owl]

hows so?

choice?

[slate crown]

he was a friend from high school

[hushed marsh]

same

high school introduced me to more drug dealers than anywhere else could have

[clear prism]

Invest your money in gold instead

[hushed marsh]

You are alive!!

we thought you died

[clear prism]

I am not alive

I am @clear prism

[slate crown]

the legend come to live

[clear prism]

Nah dude, I was hiding

[west owl]

[real tinsel]

sorry it's my schizophrenia

[clear prism]

Is the fed gone?

[hushed marsh]

you too?

🤝

[real tinsel]

you too?

[west owl]

damn fucking bin laden

[clear prism]

Yes

[real tinsel]

@pastel quartz

[clear prism]

Fuck, they are still here

Ok boys, listen up

Nothing happened in 1999

Ok?

[clear prism]

Ok, good

[slate crown]

and i certainly didn't help

[gloomy roost]

Holy shit I wanted to ask this a few minutes ago

[clear prism]

New number, who dis

[real tinsel]

hello dis, i'm @real tinsel

[slate crown]

[clear prism]

🤝

[clear prism]

Ah yes, Rhodesia moment

[hushed marsh]

i have rhodesian war music on my spotify playlist

[clear prism]

Cool

Spectacular

Splendid

[hushed marsh]

i dunno what I was doing

[clear prism]

Amazing

War crimes

[grizzled meadow]

Fucking bastard

[clear prism]

Salutations, Giuseppe "Punished" Falco 1984

I may have done a little hiding

[west owl]

super

[clear prism]

🤨

[slate crown]

he did it for the vine

[west owl]

he has a vineyard'?

[slate crown]

ah wtf

dementia moment

[clear prism]

Dementia?

Here, let me fix it for you

[west owl]

all my bros have dementia

[slate crown]

my dementia was replaced by crippling depression

[west owl]

[clear prism]

Unfortunately, iDubbbz has become a cuck

Therefore his memes are now mid

[slate crown]

you either die a hero, or live long enough to become a cuck

[west owl]

that's a movie i cant rewatch, it's just so uncomfortable

[clear prism]

Or you simply get yourself a good girlfriend

👌

[slate crown]

true

[west owl]

it is what it is

[clear prism]

Nah dude, it is not what it is

Got a bad girlfriend? Ditch and get a new one

Are you too mid to get bitches?

[slate crown]

how about this one

[west owl]

not so easy when you start to get to certain age

the moment you hit 30 you start to sweat

[clear prism]

This is the good shit

It gets easier then, broski

[slate crown]

everyone loves ricky

[clear prism]

You must simply know the intricate secrets to getting maidens

[slate crown]

truly

[clear prism]

Do you want to be clued in, @west owl?

[west owl]

please tell me

[clear prism]

That is the 101, my guy

[west owl]

mmmhmmm

ill try it

[clear prism]

🤝

[west owl]

with the next fat girl or single mom i encounter

[clear prism]

😂

[west owl]

[slate crown]

he just listed everything my girl does to me

[clear prism]

Further proof that you are the girlfriend

[slate crown]

so true so true

[west owl]

she is truly a skilled dark souls player

[clear prism]

Dark souls player?

[slate crown]

GIVE ME THAT CHICKEN

[clear prism]

Give him that chicken.

[narrow lotus]

@clear prism ALO U BACK

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/mmmmm-sweet-squirts-gif-24660198

[clear prism]

🤝

[narrow lotus]

fuck ur profile picture

what the fuck man

[clear prism]

It works with light mode too

Nice

[narrow lotus]

gtanil wins at life right now

[clear prism]

😂 👌

Light mode value, my guy

[clear prism]

Interesting

[west owl]

my pfp is what it is

[slate crown]

yes.

[clear prism]

I have a video called "this will get me banned"

Shall I send it

[west owl]

you know you do, you dungo

[west owl]

Yes

it might

[clear prism]

Yes

[swift scarab]

Why 3am though

[west owl]

[clear prism]

So the enemy does not expect you waking up

Come on broski, common sense

[slate crown]

my spirit animal

[west owl]

3 am is when the cool stuff happens

[slate crown]

lotta stuff happens during the witching hour

oh shit the suns up

[clear prism]

Sometimes you experience ultra sad hours

Sometimes you experience "no mod online" shitposting

[grizzled meadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/890951998642487296/930856106031456317/image0-15-3-2.gif

I don't get it

[clear prism]

It is ironic anti-trans posting

[west owl]

is also when it starts to determine if you are gonna score that night or get stomped by the club guard

[clear prism]

Hence why I have labeled it as "this will get me banned"

[grizzled meadow]

I really don't get it

[grizzled meadow]

I don't see the anti thing in it

[clear prism]

Time to become 🤓

Ok, the 101 is this

[gloomy roost]

Auha

[clear prism]

Trans person -> Critical condition and getting airlifted via medical helicopter

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[clear prism]

Anti-trans person -> holds helicopter down so Trans person dies

👌

[grizzled meadow]

[gloomy roost]

[west owl]

[gloomy roost]

ACAB boys

[clear prism]

😂

[grizzled meadow]

I didn't understand at all that the guy was trying to keep the plane on the ground

Here, it's gone

👀

[clear prism]

👍

[swift scarab]

Me when funny

[clear prism]

How?

[gloomy roost]

Good

[clear prism]

Answer right now

[gloomy roost]

Bout time something did

[slim osprey]

Femboys.

[clear prism]

Skill issue

[gloomy roost]

🤟

[slim osprey]

Your mother

[gloomy roost]

[clear prism]

Also skill issue

[clear prism]

This is what your skills have done

[real tinsel]

all my friends are on the internet

[slim osprey]

Damn

[real tinsel]

not gonna lie all my real life friends sucked

[real tinsel]

i have only 1 real life friend who doesn't suck but we're both far too shy to do irl meetings

[clear prism]

Goddamn, is that so?

I meet with the boys every two days 😂

[slim osprey]

Man's flexing his friends

[west owl]

i do not understand that mfs

[clear prism]

Just have friends, bro

[pastel quartz]

Welll well well, look who's back!

[clear prism]

Oh fc

It is the fed I am out of here

[slim osprey]

Ah shit

The fed

[pastel quartz]

What!

[west owl]

this bruno, the vietcom and the rat saying things like they are shy or introvert

and then you see then in here like fish in the water

[pastel quartz]

Is he actually gone?

@clear prism

[slim osprey]

[pastel quartz]

Okay no, he's still there

[real tinsel]

the pingee becomes the pinger

[pastel quartz]

I'm just makin sure!!

[west owl]

@pastel quartz wtf

[gloomy roost]

Aww

[real tinsel]

it's easier on the internet

[pastel quartz]

Huh?

[real tinsel]

somehow difficult irl

[west owl]

i really dont get that

[real tinsel]

if i was as unhinged irl as i'm on discord i'd probably have a few irl friends

[real tinsel]

same honestly

[west owl]

bs

[gloomy roost]

I have plenty of irl friends but I stick to 1 best friend and group

[west owl]

just have to find the right people

[gloomy roost]

this

I found the nerds in hs

Gg

[west owl]

wtf you think that everybody has the stamina to keep a mask 24/7

like the same degens you find here they are out there too

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399228355066724353/1010313199045853246/ea8a4b01da7ddb1e8014d8da14bbd542.mp4

[pastel quartz]

Allahu Akbar 🙏

[west owl]

those memes will never get old either

[pastel quartz]

I just love these really dumb memes from games like that, they're hilarious heh

[real tinsel]

you talk exactly the same way a fed who's impersonating their idea of a discord user would talk

[pastel quartz]

...

But how would ya even know that?

[slim osprey]

[real tinsel]

am a fed

[pastel quartz]

Ohhh

[slim osprey]

[gloomy roost]

Plot twist

[pastel quartz]

Well, heya there fellow Fed!

[slim osprey]

This ain't kekw anymore

[west owl]

and cropol is his/her/their/its/your associated

[pastel quartz]

How's it goin?

[real tinsel]

@clear prism your ass is getting sent to navarro camp

[slim osprey]

Fucking love that

[pastel quartz]

Oh yeahh, we've had a silent Fed takeover

Like half the server's now Fed agents

[slim osprey]

I ain't no fed

[pastel quartz]

You will be soon.

[slim osprey]

Hmmmm

[gloomy roost]

Oh

So it's like the Matrix

[slim osprey]

Can I get some anime women if I join the feds?

[pastel quartz]

Uhm

[west owl]

just look at the pattern, appeling to an act linked to terrorism and reinforcing each other humour

[pastel quartz]

No

[west owl]

very

[slim osprey]

Okay I ain't joining

[pastel quartz]

You've already joined!

There's no goin back

[slim osprey]

Nah

[gloomy roost]

What about a free pass into whatever anime streaming site you use

[slim osprey]

I don't watch anime

[pastel quartz]

Yuppp, every Fed gets that

Because ya gotta learn how the other guys here act and stuff

[gloomy roost]

But then

[real tinsel]

yeah how do you think they have an infinite amount of anime girl pfps

[pastel quartz]

Exactly!!

[gloomy roost]

Do you just see random anime women and say damn you want them?

[pastel quartz]

Well not me, I'm not into that

That's what our special agents are for hehehe

[gloomy roost]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[slim osprey]

Too much fed talk

[pastel quartz]

Heh, I'm actually enjoyin this Fed bit!

[slim osprey]

Do you enjoy it cause gtanil leaves when you mention feds?

[gloomy roost]

Yeah I'm a fed, fed up with life

[pastel quartz]

Yuup

[gloomy roost]

[pastel quartz]

I mean look!

[slim osprey]

At least you are honest

[pastel quartz]

He's not around anymore

@clear prism

See? He's not even reactin anymore

[real tinsel]

gtanil is the Creed of this groupchat

[pastel quartz]

Huh..

That actually makes sense

[pastel quartz]

And I did say I'm an honest Fed

[real tinsel]

he speaks only once in a while, every word he speaks is pure gold, he has committed several felonies

[west owl]

#🎪bruh-fart meeting

[slim osprey]

Feds when they finally get @clear prism

[pastel quartz]

He's suspiciously afraid of Feds

[slim osprey]

Who wouldn't be?

[gloomy roost]

Because he did something in 1999

[pastel quartz]

Ohhh?

What did ya do in 1999 @clear prism?

[clear prism]

You fucking bastard

[real tinsel]

wouldn't you like to know fed

[clear prism]

How could you betray me like this

[pastel quartz]

Ehehehe~

[slim osprey]

[pastel quartz]

Gotcha!

[clear prism]

You are mid

[slim osprey]

This is why you don't share your secrets with people online

[gloomy roost]

You are a bot

[slim osprey]

Never know when feds will get to know them

[pastel quartz]

Aw c'mon, don't worry so much over it @clear prism!

[clear prism]

If you want to talk with me, please refer to Saul Goodman, my lawyer

[pastel quartz]

Okaaay, that's a lil much

[gloomy roost]

How old would Andrew have been in 1999

[real tinsel]

28

[gloomy roost]

Shit

He's old

[pastel quartz]

It does say that in the lore soooo

[pastel quartz]

That he's old, I mean

Ain't that right, @clear prism?

[slim osprey]

Boomer

[gloomy roost]

No wonder he needs to find his friends occasionally

They're all boomers that get lost

[clear prism]

Bugger off, Fed

[slim osprey]

Man's going through his midlife crisis

[pastel quartz]

Jeeesh

He really doesn't like Feds, does he?

[real tinsel]

his past is catching up with him

[gloomy roost]

How's the night been so far Andrew?

[pastel quartz]

Yeah! Tell us aaaalll about it, @clear prism

I guess he's not there anymore hahaha

Look how the tables have turned!!

[gloomy roost]

[pastel quartz]

Uh oh

[placid sail]

oh my goooooooooooooooooooo

[real tinsel]

bz11k has come back from hibernation

[pastel quartz]

Oh god, it's gonna take forever til he gets down here

[real tinsel]

he's a fast reader

[real tinsel]

can you believe he's the only person who reads my copypastas

[slim osprey]

On god?

[pastel quartz]

Really?

[real tinsel]

who

[real tinsel]

yea

[pastel quartz]

That's actually pretty cool!

[pastel quartz]

I haven't seen any of those copypastas yet tho heh

[slim osprey]

That's a person with a lot of free time

[pastel quartz]

Yupp

But hey, if he enjoys it? That's time well spent!

[real tinsel]

enjoy

Olivia sat alone in her bathtub... Liv let the diarrhea spurt from her tired ♥♥♥♥ for a few minutes. The sloshing sound echoing through the room calmed her. By the time she was satisfied with the amount of diarrhea coating the bottom of the tub, it was about an inch deep. "I guess it is kind of like a soup," She joked, laughing to herself. She quivered, imagining daddy Cool seeing the mess she'd made. She pushed any precaution aside though, for what was to come would never leave that room. She slowly ran her fingers through the sludge, it's aroma a symphony of smells. She inhaled deeply, until her nostrils burned. She hesitantly brought it to her face, then quickly jerked her hand down. Her ♥♥♥♥♥♥ was starting to feel wet.

[pastel quartz]

Well!

I regret askin

Hahahaha

[gloomy roost]

Just post stuff until you can see it anymore

There we go

It's gone

[pastel quartz]

That's a good solution heh

[pastel quartz]

Are ya breaking bad?

[slim osprey]

Wouldn't you like to know Fed boy

[pastel quartz]

Hehehehe

[placid sail]

barely made it past furry peepee gnawer

the metrics for context

[wide bough]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/885710706350116915/963367423023652865/big-pants-1.gif

[pastel quartz]

What does the other stuff say?

[real tinsel]

1. no idea
2. tall
3. normal
4. girl with cock sucking height

[slate crown]

4

[real tinsel]

that'd have to be 120 cm for you dumbo

[placid sail]

(warning, russian humour, which is detached from friendliness, tolerance and respect for anything as much as possible)
girls are divided into 5 types:

180 cm - cornstalk
170-179 cm - tall
160-169 cm - normal
150-159 cm - suck-friendly height
<150 cm - furry peepee gnawer

[slate crown]

I'll amputate my legs

[pastel quartz]

Sooo

[placid sail]

forgot to reply, there you go

[pastel quartz]

170-179's considered tall?

[gloomy roost]

[pastel quartz]

Thankss!!

Huh!

[gloomy roost]

I should get my height checked again

[real tinsel]

it's huge man

[pastel quartz]

Then why the heck do I keep gettin called small

[real tinsel]

i had a friend who was 180 or 190 and in person she was LOOOONG

[placid sail]

tall women are not exactly popular here

[real tinsel]

i'm 170 for comparison

[placid sail]

everyone look at the from the distance with a mix of awe and fear

[pastel quartz]

I'm literally 171 hahaha

[placid sail]

smol

[west owl]

[real tinsel]

i like being picked up by tall women

[slim osprey]

[west owl]

might go to get the ruler

[pastel quartz]

Fear, huh?

[slate crown]

😳

[placid sail]

shuffles papers congratulations, you are considered tall by rude russian meme

[pastel quartz]

Awsum!!

[real tinsel]

170 is tall fuck you bz11k

[placid sail]

baldlet

[real tinsel]

fuck you

go look at my bald

[placid sail]

I can rest my elbows on your shiny cranium

[slim osprey]

170 is average

Not tall

[real tinsel]

it's actually somewhere in the chat go look at it

[slim osprey]

Having said that, I am not even average

[placid sail]

it's okay khaaytil, you're probably somewhat tall in comparison to your local ant populace

[real tinsel]

i like being 170 it means i can get picked up by a giant woman while still being able to reach high places like the shelf and stuff

[clear prism]

Hold up

The Fed is 171?

[slate crown]

im the tallest in my family and shortest in class

[pastel quartz]

Uhm

Yeah?

[clear prism]

😂

Tiny

[placid sail]

oh hey the fugitive is back

[pastel quartz]

Hah???

[real tinsel]

no they're all huge

[placid sail]

were you forging some alibi for your "work" gta?

[slate crown]

juno check his ass for cocaine bricks

[pastel quartz]

You listen here @clear prism! I'm not smol and you take that back right now

[placid sail]

just an excuse to stick a hand or two into his ass huh

[clear prism]

Tiny Fed

[placid sail]

smal angy fed

[real tinsel]

tiny fed

[pastel quartz]

Hey!!

You just said that that's tall!

[clear prism]

Tiny

Fed

[slim osprey]

Small Fed

[placid sail]

imagine them stomping their tiny feet in anger somewhere down below

[real tinsel]

miniature policeman

[placid sail]

screeching in a high pitched voice

[pastel quartz]

Oh my goddddd

[slate crown]

imagine stomping on me, i mean what?

[pastel quartz]

...

[placid sail]

somebody wasn't getting enough pineapple action recently

[real tinsel]

out of lube

[clear prism]

🍍

[slate crown]

she's 1cm taller than I am which means she is eligible

[clear prism]

Nice, light mode compatible

[placid sail]

I really should measure my height

[pastel quartz]

WHAT THE HECK

[placid sail]

to flex more on kha

[pastel quartz]

You actually USE lightmode???

[clear prism]

Yes

[slim osprey]

He's a terrorist

[clear prism]

Problem, tiny Fed?

[pastel quartz]

UGH

[slim osprey]

Of course he uses lightmode

[real tinsel]

mine was shorter than me, which is why she wasn't privileged to annihilate my asshole

[slate crown]

he lives in a padded cell too

[clear prism]

😂 😂

We got it, boys

Fed does not like being called tiny

[placid sail]

feds can't see when it's too bright, don't shame them, it's hard

[clear prism]

🤝

[slate crown]

i mean mine is definitely shorter than i am, but doesn't seem to stop her

[real tinsel]

all that flashlight training gone to nothing

[clear prism]

Incredible

All I had to do was fake a weakness and they immediately fell for it, revealing their own weakness

[real tinsel]

i stopped her with my right arm and my massive huge pisa sized enormous cock

[gloomy roost]

Okee

[slim osprey]

Imagine not having a 180cm tall gf

[clear prism]

This is what we call a "Good game", @pastel quartz

[slate crown]

[clear prism]

Do not try to cheat a professional gaslighter

[placid sail]

also I've just deduced that Juno is not indeed a girl

[gloomy roost]

Measured my height in an unorthodox manner but I am 61 Inches/155cm

[slim osprey]

155cm?

[real tinsel]

what is she then

[slate crown]

holy

[clear prism]

Proof?

[slim osprey]

My man you are short

[slate crown]

actual manlet

[placid sail]

girls don't worry as much about their height as boys do

[slim osprey]

If I'm taller than you, you an actual midget

[gloomy roost]

[slim osprey]

I'm sorry

[clear prism]

Nah, this is false

[real tinsel]

then my ex was a man?

[clear prism]

Hm

[placid sail]

I said NOT AS MUCH

[clear prism]

@pastel quartz what is your bust size

Do you have a good rack

[placid sail]

and they were positively seething just now

[pastel quartz]

WHO THE HELL ASKS SOMEONE THAT??

[gloomy roost]

Andrew does

[slate crown]

definitely smaller than mine

[real tinsel]

yeah she's a girl

[placid sail]

that asshole, evidently

[gloomy roost]

He might be falling for a fed

[clear prism]

GG, @pastel quartz

[placid sail]

Crystal can make a scene too

[real tinsel]

i believe it was a psychological test. A man would gladly tell you his chest size

[placid sail]

...why

[gloomy roost]

Well I did ask to be the channel's goblin for a reason. Prob the shortest here.

[real tinsel]

ask @heady crow

[slate crown]

flexing on them hoes

[clear prism]

It is simply manliness, my broski

[placid sail]

I don't even know my chest size, I'm not even sure it's applicable

[clear prism]

Interesting

[slim osprey]

There's a dude that's like 150

[gloomy roost]

Tyler2

less go

[slim osprey]

[clear prism]

Juno has gone real quiet, broskis

We did

🤝

[placid sail]

local smolker

[slim osprey]

No more Fed

[slate crown]

local karlik

[clear prism]

The Feds have officially been defeated

[fading shuttle]

crystals alt account has been disintegrated

🤝

[clear prism]

🤝

[placid sail]

the party wan is coming

[real tinsel]

🤝

[clear prism]

Let them come

[slate crown]

good job bois

we thwarted the law enforcement yet again

[clear prism]

All with a handful of patience and some misleading tactics

👌

[real tinsel]

patience is the key

[slate crown]

and 12kgs of cocaine up my ass

[clear prism]

It is indeed

[clear prism]

Time to extract the goods

@heady crow get on it

[slate crown]

I'll get the pliers

[placid sail]

I dunno man, I feel kind of ashamed for participating in that

[clear prism]

How so?

Elaborate immediately

[placid sail]

kids are cruel, Jack

[real tinsel]

bz11k is a fed

or a snitch

[placid sail]

but also very vulnerable

[real tinsel]

are you a snitch, bz11k?

[west owl]

@clear prism playing golum egos with @pastel quartz

[placid sail]

flexing on underaged tiny fed seems like an abuse

[clear prism]

Snitches get stitches

[gloomy roost]

Where's mine then

[real tinsel]

do you work for the police @placid sail

[fading shuttle]

bz11k the type of dude to participate in the murder, fucking cut off the head himself then be like "damn this is kinda bad"

[real tinsel]

are you cykaing on us

[clear prism]

Truly a double standard

[swift scarab]

Stitches get bitches

[placid sail]

isn't it kinda bad though

[clear prism]

They do indeed

[swift scarab]

Time to get stabbed

[clear prism]

Elaborate.

[placid sail]

when you kill a person

they die

[clear prism]

Yes

[fading shuttle]

you took part, no take backsies

[placid sail]

and that isn't exactly cash money

[clear prism]

Yes

So what is bad about this?

She is still alive, no?

[placid sail]

okay now you're just talking your way out of any meaningful view on the situation

I thought better of you, gtanil

[clear prism]

No, I am being serious right now

[placid sail]

so anything not involving physical harm is no prob, then?

[clear prism]

There is a difference between verbally dressing someone down and writing words on internet text

Especially when you come to a place called #🎪bruh-fart where we do this type of shit all the time

[placid sail]

sound like a justification, really, to disregard any possible harm you may done, by pointing to external circumstances

but sure, fair enough

[clear prism]

What harm could this have done?

I seriously can not understand

[placid sail]

to be honest, it was half a joke, but I believe it could, because some people are more vulnerable than others and also don't have enough wits to just shrug off their negative experience on the internet or evade it completely

and again, that is mostly their problem, you are right, buuut I dunno

[west owl]

[clear prism]

I suppose there is validity to what you say. And if it really did hurt Juno's feelings, then that is on me and I take responsibility for it

[placid sail]

I've started a topic too suffocating for brainfart and I regret it

[clear prism]

However

[west owl]

if only @pastel quartz had the messages enabled, we could know if it was too much

[placid sail]

nah, I think they're fine

[slate crown]

woah

[clear prism]

🤝

[west owl]

[clear prism]

We do a little trolling, my friends

[west owl]

and my monkey brain clicked both at the same time too

[placid sail]

synchronised treasure island posting holy shit

[clear prism]

Soviet Doctor Livesey energy, my Russian friend.

Yes, I said the R word

Call the admins right now

[west owl]

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/serious-on-the-phone-bbq-lady-paranoid-gif-11831125

I'm calling Falco

[slim osprey]

At least like it first

[placid sail]

for future reference and use

[clear prism]

🤝

We do a little calling

[west owl]

why did you have to do that

i want to smile

[clear prism]

Smile, then

[slim osprey]

He took my meme without liking it

[clear prism]

:)

[west owl]

[clear prism]

Is it really yours?

[placid sail]

complete psycho and menace to a society

[slim osprey]

Yes

[clear prism]

Then why did I find it on reddit

[placid sail]

gasp

[slim osprey]

You telling me you a redditor?

Disgusting

[placid sail]

gasp!

[clear prism]

You see, there is this very neat tool called a reverse image searcher

It immediately spat out a reddit link

Care to explain that?

[placid sail]

vine boom sound

[slim osprey]

Wouldn't you like to know Fed boy

[clear prism]

The fuck

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/eh-seth-meyers-late-night-with-seth-meyers-kind-of-sort-of-gif-20031395

[clear prism]

Must I really let you know the many reasons why I could never be a Fed?

[slim osprey]

Sounds like something a Fed would say

[placid sail]

pretty plausible for you to be a fed

would explain your endless tomfoolery

[west owl]

when are we gonna go to some degen festival together? some baby metal or some shit

[clear prism]

No cap?

[slim osprey]

🚫 🧢

[gloomy roost]

https://vxtwitter.com/hourly_shitpost/status/1555508936907919361?t=EldtaWdnurES-qLCLlpuVg&s=33

[clear prism]

If I were a Federal Agent, I would not have this one particular meme

[placid sail]

oh shit!

[clear prism]

However, since it is about a certain war, I can not send it here

[placid sail]

Jerma is streaming another big irl event!

[clear prism]

I will slide into bz11ks DMs to send it, h-

Say what where

Send the fucking link now

[clear prism]

AYO

[placid sail]

https://www.twitch.tv/jerma985

[clear prism]

Have a good evening, broskis

I will enjoy Jerma posting live now

[slim osprey]

Enjoy

[placid sail]

I'm finally going to watch a legit baseball game

the sport of the americans

[west owl]

The only thing i've heard from americans talking about baseball is that is boring af to watch

[placid sail]

oh shit they're actually playing it and not fucking around

[slate crown]

one day

[west owl]

make the pit BIGGER! GOD DAMNIT!

[slate crown]

my gf actually recommended this manga to me, it was a great read

[gloomy roost]

🤝

[west owl]

what a shitty wall of death would come from that

[gloomy roost]

Cultured Gf

[slim osprey]

Sussy

[west owl]

man today im lost in memory lane

[slate crown]

i lawst

[west owl]

@slate crown I'm trying to find myself in here https://youtu.be/CQvkLADCUn4

my first year of uni

and had the ghost inside and august burns red

[slate crown]

the only good thing i remembered from my first year of uni was this video i made of my dog

the side eye always gets me

[gloomy roost]

[west owl]

and the soundtrack?

[gloomy roost]

THe bg

Yeah

[slate crown]

if you know, you know

[west owl]

i don't know

[gloomy roost]

Camellia?

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/3eXwtHDze88

there you go man

have fun

[gloomy roost]

https://vxtwitter.com/hourly_shitpost/status/1560627665320689668?s=20&t=BkqTOBpADAVe1asydqy9Ew

[west owl]

It's weirding me out that i'm finding it addicting, this is the 5th time that i replay it

[slate crown]

another victim addicted to the yubi virus

https://youtu.be/9MCNfrjIPVE

here's another one for you

i used this as my loud track in payday

[west owl]

I don't think i wanna follow this pipeline

[slate crown]

you'll fall down the rabbit hole eventually

they always do

[slim osprey]

Why is it unironically good?

[slate crown]

another victim

[west owl]

shit

the 0:30 drop slaps

[pastel quartz]

was watching cheeki breekis latest video of the GAMMA modpack and found this comment

[west owl]

But I'm afraid that this is the kind of show place where i would get kicked if i start to do the roaster with my head and the windmill with my arms

[slate crown]

wat

[west owl]

[gloomy roost]

[proven crown]

I mean, it's a fair criticism as far at things go, but it doesn't detract from the game, and it's being removed?

Oh well?

[gloomy roost]

Get fucked dark signal audio

I've never heard you

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/apm-apmtv3-china-taiwanesa-japonesa-gif-15541257

[slim osprey]

Holy shit spanish

[gloomy roost]

Taconian

[slim osprey]

Spanish speaker?

[gloomy roost]

[west owl]

Most of the point of using a modpack is that I don't have to read shit

So don't come with your dramas

I don't care how many middle eastern kids NATO might have killed

[west owl]

No (in spanish)

[slim osprey]

[west owl]

🤝

[grizzled meadow]

@west owl mama huevo

With love

❤️

[west owl]

[slim osprey]

Falco

Why are you punished?

[grizzled meadow]

Because I've played MGS V

It's a meme

[slim osprey]

Ah

Smh

I thought I was gonna get a cool story

[grizzled meadow]

Mamame la pinga

[slim osprey]

Chupame los huevos

[grizzled meadow]

[pastel quartz]

wee wee

[grizzled meadow]

Tu pinche maricón

And with this, good night

[slim osprey]

El que lo dice lo es

[grizzled meadow]

Putooo

[slim osprey]

Get outplayed

[grizzled meadow]

Literally L + Ratio + ...

[slim osprey]

My man 🤝

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/egor-swag-cat-gif-24552289

[grizzled meadow]

Incredible gif

[slim osprey]

Thanks, I stole it

[west owl]

I was gonna miss Falco going latin american sassy

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-rule-740-gif-25127296

@grizzled meadow

[grizzled meadow]

I have a few tricks up my sleeve....

[gloomy roost]

https://twitter.com/ResNeXtGuesser/status/1560446467315093508?s=20&t=BkqTOBpADAVe1asydqy9Ew

neural net guesses memes (@ResNeXtGuesser)

Image prediction: Egyptian cat
Confidence: 7.32%
Submission by @goobie103

Likes

4381

Retweets

225

Twitter · Aug 19, 2022, 2:00 AM

[gloomy roost]

https://vxtwitter.com/WtfImgVid/status/1560610782307663872?s=20&t=BkqTOBpADAVe1asydqy9Ew

[gloomy roost]

https://vxtwitter.com/Falloutofcon/status/1560516818355101696?s=20&t=BkqTOBpADAVe1asydqy9Ew

[slate crown]

me

[gloomy roost]

https://tenor.com/bRhL6.gif

[grizzled meadow]

I thought you were gone to bed

Also great classic

[slim osprey]

Exceso de sexo

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/556979124166590485/1010336360554561638/videoplayback.mp4

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/947644662271836171/1010341713119817738/VID-20220531-WA0002.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/947644662271836171/1010340500139679805/trim.7E376CF3-B11E-4264-BD42-DC674E829C27.mov

[gloomy roost]

https://vxtwitter.com/BreakingBadIrny/status/1560688044239380480?s=20&t=BkqTOBpADAVe1asydqy9Ew

[lavish dragon]

It's 4 AM babe time to wake up @grizzled meadow

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGN2lATot0c

[gloomy roost]

cute posting

lessgo

https://vxtwitter.com/glurpo/status/1560685568417095681?s=20&t=BkqTOBpADAVe1asydqy9Ew

[slim osprey]

Cute posting?

Bet

[gloomy roost]

This looks like the otherwise luny uncle moth family or irish or whatever people get's the ginger bloodlines

[slim osprey]

Bruh

I'm not sure what you mean but, if you are interested it's a regal moth

[gloomy roost]

The crazy coot

Im sorry

It's 4 am and my communication skills are heavily downgraded

[slim osprey]

Understandable

[plucky void]

@upbeat bobcat I don't remember where you at in ffxiv. did you beat shadowbringers?

[median jewel]

Raise

[real tinsel]

what cursed creation is this

art is the worst invention of mankind and this is the proof

[urban ocean]

ha

[real tinsel]

nevertheless, i require more

[urban ocean]

😂

[mortal violet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/976135845688016937/1010384146905960488/viont.mp4

[sage shore]

What's your PFP from? It looks good

[quartz saffron]

Pathfinder: Wrath of the righteous

[sage shore]

Thanks

I found it right as you told me lmao

[plucky void]

pathfinder lookin different

brain successfully farted

[upbeat bobcat]

I finished Endwalker madude. Still got around 10 days now.

[real tinsel]

how have you still not finished the game

[stone blade]

v

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/282253186411266048/1010235623946342502/revengeance_status_2.mp4

[lusty sonnet]

@clear prism man's alive

Also yoinking your meme

[pastel quartz]

Stealin a steal meme?

That's next level right there

[lusty sonnet]

The fed is acting up again

[pastel quartz]

Hehehe

[lusty sonnet]

Hmm history meme

[pastel quartz]

Here's sum cool history to read up on!

[stone blade]

"ancient egypt tunes for relaxation"

[upbeat bobcat]

There's 4 expansion packs apart from main game

And more to do not "quest" wise

it's an MMORPG for fuck sake

[placid sail]

it's like saying "I've finished WoW"

or PoE

[real tinsel]

how about you play an actually good game like dishonored 2

[real tinsel]

the fed forgot she's a fed

she's vibing with us now

[placid sail]

how about you get some bitches

[real tinsel]

i did get some bitches

[placid sail]

yeah, yeah, you had a miracle 40 years ago

WE KNOW kha

[real tinsel]

but one of them was very mean and rude and the other one legit tried to peg me and turn me into a cuck

[placid sail]

it's all we're hearing from you

it's time

to get new bitches

[real tinsel]

i will remain single for approximately 25 years

then i will start thinking

[placid sail]

I will fill your walls with aphrodisiacs

starting today

[real tinsel]

are you trying to sex me bz11k

i won't fuck your walls sorry

stop putting aphrodisiacs in my chamber

[placid sail]

I am trying to sex indirectly some unfortunate azeri women

[real tinsel]

but they're all mentally ill

[lusty sonnet]

Buy me it tyvm

[placid sail]

you will be my proxy penis

[real tinsel]

the same way as i am

[placid sail]

and so are you, it's a match made in heaven

[real tinsel]

but their mental illness is usually worse

and they never admit it

[placid sail]

don't be picky

[real tinsel]

if i told my latest ex that she was a gaslighter she'd tell me that i have a small penis and i should go see a psychiatrist

[placid sail]

BACK IN MY DAYS

[real tinsel]

back in your days your parents made you sex unfortunate women

[placid sail]

WHEN THE THINGS WERE ROUGH, WE TRIED TO FIX THEM, NOT SCHIZO GRINDED ALONE FOR THE REST OF OUR LIFE

[real tinsel]

i choose the latter

[placid sail]

aphrodisiacs in your walls compel you to do otherwise

[real tinsel]

even if i find the perfect match i'll be oblivious to it on purpose and keep my virginity protected

[real tinsel]

although i've lost it but if i don't have sex for 3 years it'll regenerate

[placid sail]

man

those traditionalists really should make sex ed available at least when you're 20

this is cringe to read

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/967022639652683826/peeposaxophone.mp4

Good morning

it is i

[placid sail]

fucking azeri Wolverine, regenerating his virginity

[real tinsel]

bz11k everyone knows if you don't have sex for 3 years your virginity regenerates

go ask a gynecologist

stop embarrassing yourself to our dear brainfarters

[placid sail]

oh

wanna hear

you know what, nevermind, that's probably baguettable

[stone blade]

Literally this server

[real tinsel]

@heady crow and @upbeat bobcat

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-do-it-kermit-the-frog-dark-side-evil-kermit-gif-16327960

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-Q0Sj9ndU4&t=1168s

[night sail]

kruglov

vasiliev

[placid sail]

well, okay, this is more of an anatomy thing than anything horny or obscene, really

[night sail]

sakharov

ecologist is the most profitable faction

[placid sail]

I just think that this misconception is probably present in your backward ass place

so, @real tinsel, do you know what hymen is?

[real tinsel]

are you going to teach me where the penis clitoris is located?

[night sail]

i always get full pockets achievement

[real tinsel]

yea

[placid sail]

tell me about it

[real tinsel]

like a salami in your vagina?

[night sail]

vulva

[placid sail]

I want the details

since your country is very traditional

[real tinsel]

yeah gonna have to use google for that

[stone blade]

what in the fuck are you all talking about

[placid sail]

it is most likely that hymen is considered a sign of purity and stuff there

[stone blade]

???????????????????

[real tinsel]

it is yeah

but i kinda don't care

[placid sail]

silence frog man we're conducting science

[pastel quartz]

Science?

[night sail]

hi gigafrog man

[placid sail]

do you know that it is actually not how it works?

[real tinsel]

bz11k wants to take my virginity, personally

[pastel quartz]

Ohhh

[real tinsel]

i remember reading that it protects the vagina from something but i don't remember what exactly

bacteria maybe

[placid sail]

ah see

it is a common misconception like it's some sort of a fucking cork in a vagina

like it's a bottle or something

but!

The hymen is a thin piece of mucosal tissue that surrounds or partially covers the external vaginal opening

[night sail]

im confused