🎪bruh-fart

[pastel quartz]

Yupp, I getcha

Ya gotta choose one of those options..

[real tinsel]

so sorry i forgot to ping you today @pastel quartz

[slate crown]

i prefer both

[pastel quartz]

Hehehe, don't worry over it!

[pastel quartz]

I guess that works too?

[west owl]

no scalies allowed here

[pastel quartz]

What the heck

[real tinsel]

this reminds me i need to install alien 2013 and finish it

seems like a fun game

[gloomy roost]

Damn, very difficult quesion.

[slate crown]

it takes a great man to be best girl

[plush zodiac]

Finally 🥵

[pastel quartz]

I wouldn't know hahaha

[heady crow]

[pastel quartz]

Choose one. Do it!!

[heady crow]

Half of #🎪bruh-fart

The other half is slightly homophobic

[pastel quartz]

That one hits a lil too close to home heh

[gloomy roost]

That's my answer.

[real tinsel]

is this from a porn

can i get the link

not gonna wank to it i just want to see how it ends

[slate crown]

I'll send you the link through dms if i find it

[real tinsel]

who are the homophobics

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow is definitely one of them

[real tinsel]

i haven't drank coffee in over 2 months and haven't felt shittier my entire life

i either have to drink an average of 8 cups of coffee a day or do a line of coke or else i won't have the energy to even shower

[gloomy roost]

What coveve does to a man

[west owl]

x3 times improved

[real tinsel]

nothing can beat the tf2 frying pan sound

[real tinsel]

the little voice inside my head for 3 straight minutes every day at either 1 or 3 am

it used to be 10 minutes but i negotiated 🤝

[west owl]

man you are lucky is little and only once a day

[real tinsel]

i am indeed a lucky individual

[pastel quartz]

That's just eldritch horror..

[heady vapor]

he peeped the horror

[west owl]

face grabber, face smasher and chest pounder

[heady vapor]

smash the nearest toddler

[slate crown]

bet

[pastel quartz]

Tell us yours!

[gloomy roost]

[slate crown]

New mission: Escape Law Enforcement

[gloomy roost]

I am the "press the audio play button" rage quitter

[gloomy roost]

And you Yuno?

[fading shuttle]

emotional breakdown

[gloomy roost]

Or are you immune to rage

[slate crown]

i have a punching bag in my home just because of league

[gloomy roost]

[slate crown]

I've broken multiple desks

[gloomy roost]

Bro

Let rage consume you, have you

[placid sail]

screams in pain

[fading shuttle]

league breaks me down emotionally until i become a husk, i dont feel anger, i feel emptiness

[gloomy roost]

And you know what?

[slate crown]

it was a sweaty Sivir, could you blame me?

[fading shuttle]

for honor though? i have been inches within breaking my monitor because of that game

[pastel quartz]

I'm more like the "sigh Oh well, back to the next round" kinda type

[gloomy roost]

From that emptiness can you have a outburst of joy when you smack the enemy.

[fading shuttle]

nope, constant, the moment it sets in it doesnt stop until you go and rest

[gloomy roost]

Hmmmmmmmm

[gloomy roost]

I don't know if it's sexist or not but that is very e-girl like.

Welp better than raging like the rest of us.

[fading shuttle]

that moment when someone tells me that league is turning me into a femboy

[gloomy roost]

And breaking multiple desks

[pastel quartz]

I guess that's a new one for ya heh

[fading shuttle]

i do that when i break for honor though

[gloomy roost]

I simply remind myself the value of things so that I don't break them.

[fading shuttle]

my desk is very well built so i doubt id be able to break it

[gloomy roost]

I think the table's wood is stronger than me

[pastel quartz]

I didn't know smashin your desk is e-girl type behavior tho!

[placid sail]

fucking kek

also banned forever and pegged personally by aldo

[gloomy roost]

Oh jeez is Bz catching up with the chat again

[fading shuttle]

i carefully move the valuable stuff away before i go

[pastel quartz]

Yuuup

Looks like it

[slate crown]

yea this is why i have a punching bag

[placid sail]

ain't called busy for nothing

[slate crown]

my desk bends just from the weight of my forearms alone

[gloomy roost]

You know what, atleast we aint dota players Dampolin.

[pastel quartz]

Oh god..

[slate crown]

so so true

[gloomy roost]

I play 2 games and get reminded why I quit that shit

[slate crown]

i quit after playing 1

[gloomy roost]

I want to refund these hours please

[placid sail]

holy shit you're addicted as hell

[pastel quartz]

He's slowly catchin up heh

[lusty sonnet]

he's also googling a lot

[placid sail]

again! again!

[slate crown]

[eager quest]

what game

[gloomy roost]

Unlike League, dota had local servers

[slate crown]

dota

[eager quest]

i am addicted to alcohol

good alcohol tho

[real tinsel]

eat shit pop tart boy

[gloomy roost]

But now League's ping is at 170-180~ so it feels better

Thank you worldwide fiber

[west owl]

you will say whatever you want about dota

[gloomy roost]

But CM will always be in your heart?

[west owl]

but along with wow made a generation of degenerates

https://youtu.be/aTJncWndUB8

[gloomy roost]

Ig

Ah

Ali Dota

[slate crown]

Basshunter is such a G

[fading shuttle]

I FOUND IT

[placid sail]

neural networks are getting alarmingly better

also yoink

[west owl]

with basshunter

[slate crown]

deep fake is scary

[pastel quartz]

He's almost down here!

[slate crown]

where's Vifta med Hardena?

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/Of4gI28s9IU

[real tinsel]

it really is man

[west owl]

in yt 🙂

[real tinsel]

one day someone's gonna leak a deep fake of me being pegged by a hot big tiddy goth milf dressed up as lady dimitrescu and everyone's gonna see it

[slate crown]

i have one with a base though, my ceilings are too weak to hang it

[pastel quartz]

Uhm

[pastel quartz]

I think you're secretly wishin for that to happen in real life

[slate crown]

smartass

[real tinsel]

haha no why would you think that

[pastel quartz]

Hmmm

[gloomy roost]

Absolutely no one will

[pastel quartz]

Yeah, you're right!

Silly of me to think that hahaha

[gloomy roost]

Unless you become famous Kha

[placid sail]

at least I'm not drinking 8 cups of shit daily just to be able to move

bitch

[lusty sonnet]

oof

[slate crown]

wait wait khaa

what brand is it?

[eager quest]

8 cups of heated diarrhea (coffee)

[gloomy roost]

I supportive Kha becoming a proud representative of the Wall surfing program

[real tinsel]

at least i don't have to pay 250 dollars for a delightful snack (coffee)

[real tinsel]

what

[slate crown]

what coffee brand?

[real tinsel]

jakobs because they sell nothing else here

[slate crown]

you may live another day

[real tinsel]

eat shit skully

[gloomy roost]

get fucked

[real tinsel]

get shitted and cummed on (by me)

[gloomy roost]

Rip Skully

[slate crown]

one at a time jesus christ

[real tinsel]

i don't think this is the right place to post stalker memes

[pastel quartz]

And suddenly, Stalker memes

[slate crown]

you're ruining the punch line of the meme if you just post multiple videos at a time

[plucky void]

it's brainfart... any and all memes go here

[eager quest]

including juno and crystal

(they are memes)

[plucky void]

true

[placid sail]

imagine posting actual stalker memes here instead of bateman/gosling on repeat lmao

[real tinsel]

@pastel quartz

[pastel quartz]

Heya there!

[west owl]

arent you a filthy prog, go with the finnish pls

[gloomy roost]

Aaah

[placid sail]

(could someone translate please)

[gloomy roost]

Makes me remember that Stalcraft will be coming this quarter

[slate crown]

came

[west owl]

i make

du

not

[plucky void]

english now please

[placid sail]

https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/movies/Same+okapi_e4749f_9807428.mp4

[plucky void]

I don't speak reddit

[west owl]

baby jesus is wacthing you

and you are making him cry

[slate crown]

kid named finger

[west owl]

no (in spanish)

[slate crown]

không (in english)

[west owl]

[pastel quartz]

Now say it in American!

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/gasps-in-spanish-telenovela-shocked-surprised-gasp-gif-7667419

[grizzled meadow]

No (in italian)

[placid sail]

now I can finally communicate with leqa

https://tenor.com/view/soraya-montenegro-soraya-maria-la-del-barrio-oh-really-pretends-to-be-polite-gif-16736536

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/agnes-chubby-chubby-cheeks-despicable-me-animated-gif-11136117

[slate crown]

agrees in braille

[gloomy roost]

----__--_-

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/cackle-cackling-cackles-cackles-in-evil-gif-18272270

[pastel quartz]

sighs in Deutsch

[slate crown]

points a gun at you in spanish

[placid sail]

haha schnitzel

[slate crown]

hehe funny german sosig

[gloomy roost]

Baie snaaks

[placid sail]

it's not a sosig you sentient muscle

it's a cutlet!

[slate crown]

i thought they were tiny sosigs

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/antonio-banderas-handsome-guy-desperado-gif-21798613

[slate crown]

i forgor💀

[placid sail]

bruh

observe

[gloomy roost]

[placid sail]

schnitzel in its natural habitat

[gloomy roost]

Crispy

[west owl]

👀

[pastel quartz]

Could be better buuut it's still good!

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/inquisition-monty-python-spanish-inquisition-walk-in-gif-17117394

[gloomy roost]

how

[pastel quartz]

I'm not revealin my cookin secrets to you heh

[gloomy roost]

https://tenor.com/PWWb.gif

[placid sail]

well well look at them austrian pants here

show us the better one then!

[pastel quartz]

Wellll

If ya insist

[west owl]

do not forget the most important

laughs

[gloomy roost]

You don't have to give us recipes

[west owl]

in spanish from sevilla talking about fucking a bunch of paella pans

https://tenor.com/view/el-risitas-juan-joya-borja-ratones-coloraos-laugh-meme-laughing-man-gif-24899295

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/well-were-waiting-waiting-were-waiting-impatient-gif-13724576

GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT

[west owl]

cmon @pastel quartz

time to shine

[pastel quartz]

Righto!

So there's basically two types and they're own good in their own ways!

[placid sail]

frogge no

[gloomy roost]

https://tenor.com/vJvh.gif

[pastel quartz]

Ya've got the "fast food" variant basically which's with like fries, quickly done and stuff

[slate crown]

i am going to Kermit suicide

[plucky void]

ililililil

[pastel quartz]

Aaand then there's the good old super fancy restaurant stuff which's basically the same but much more juicy

[gloomy roost]

Ah yes, the restaurant variant

[unkempt oasis]

🤓

[gloomy roost]

This is like Outhouse

[gloomy roost]

And this is slightly more fancy yeh

[pastel quartz]

Just like I said heh

[west owl]

all those look like cheap san jacobos to me 😏

[placid sail]

look the same as I've posted

is there a catch, or you're just flexing?

[gloomy roost]

I am more of chicken strips guy tho

[pastel quartz]

Yours is like an attempt at makin it both fancy and outhouse kinda deal

Which's really just dumb, gotta embrace one of the types really because doin both is just askin for trouble usually

But I dunno, maybe that's their thing!

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1010205768773029989/VID_20220806_193919_044_1.mp4

[west owl]

food doesn't need to look fancy

https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-i3j7XAeoAco/UEsI9SOHJfI/AAAAAAAAANs/Op8uBf1Vny8/s1600/San+Jacobos.jpg

[pastel quartz]

Noppp, doesn't have to!

[west owl]

praise the san jacobo

[pastel quartz]

Definitely helps with sellin it tho

[gloomy roost]

Can we have this video, but the audio x10 so that it sounds more like a siren warning

[placid sail]

how did you figured that out?

[stone blade]

HI

ALO

DA

[placid sail]

the one's you've posted

[slate crown]

man why are all of your dishes deep fried

i wish mine were like that

[plucky void]

cus he likes it greasy

[grizzled meadow]

Risita's story, right?

[placid sail]

cheap one looks flat and thin, good one look thicker and with a more gentle batter

[pastel quartz]

Wellll

[placid sail]

WHAT ARE YOU INTRICATE SCHNITZEL SECRETS JUNO

TELL ME NOW

[pastel quartz]

Hahahaha..

[gloomy roost]

The Mordorian wants to secure knowledge

[stone blade]

ХАХАХАХА

[placid sail]

this was not a joke

[west owl]

ye, he hanged all the pans of a beach summer food post along the beach to wash them, and well sea raised and said goodbye to the pans, he found a couple crashin on the waves stopper

[placid sail]

I demand that you share with us your expertise

[pastel quartz]

Well

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah I remember this story, funniest shit ever

[pastel quartz]

Sure, I guess I can do that heh

[pastel quartz]

So with this, ya were already on a pretty good track!

It's really down to how ya prepare the batter and obviously, cheap ones are much more "basic" and not so fresh

But there's also what's served along with the schnitzel itself!

[west owl]

cyka blyat wlowlowlowlowlwowlwo

[pastel quartz]

Ya see in your image, it's got the potato salad which's more like a home cookin/restaurant thing

[placid sail]

let's have a picture to picture comparison then

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1010204670985240646/unknown.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1010205664716542062/fancy.jpg

so

the texture is correct, the thickness is correct

salad is the same, even a piece of lemon

what is wrong then?

[pastel quartz]

Buuut yours has been fried for too long, that's why the schnitzel is much darker in its color

[stone blade]

omg potato salad

OYOYOYO

give

[placid sail]

I SEEE

OF COURSE

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/967022639652683826/peeposaxophone.mp4

[gloomy roost]

[pastel quartz]

If it doesn't have the crispy, goldish look, it's been done in a basic fryer

Just like an outhouse would have heh

[placid sail]

but perhaps it's just spices in the batter which makes it look darker?

AH

[plucky void]

eaaa blyaaaaaaaaat

[placid sail]

and the proper schnitzel is done on a skillet, right?

[pastel quartz]

Mhm!!

It'll give it much more time to get the crispiness to it and that's really the main sellin point with homemade ones

[placid sail]

YES

VERY GOOD JUNO, NOW I SEE YOUR POINT

[pastel quartz]

While the fryer ones are crispy! They're a lil too crispy

[placid sail]

they're probably also too greasy because of the cooking oil in the fryer!

[pastel quartz]

Because well, you're boilin the darn thing in freakin oil obviously heh

Yuppp

[slate crown]

try air-frying

[pastel quartz]

No.

[gloomy roost]

It wasn't a request.

[placid sail]

no contact with the heating surface

less browning

[plucky void]

what's wrong with air frying

[placid sail]

inferior

[pastel quartz]

I haven't tried it but I've heard of uhm

Mixed results

[placid sail]

like trying to brown a meat properly in an oven

[gloomy roost]

https://tenor.com/bGWos.gif

[placid sail]

just use a damn skillet

[pastel quartz]

Don't wanna waste a good soon-to-be schnitzel on a freakin experiment

That's wasteful! And not good obviously

[gloomy roost]

But that's cooking tho

Experimenting

[placid sail]

experimenting is fun though, I agree

[pastel quartz]

Not if you're already aware what's gonna happen heh

[slate crown]

we used to boil chicken in butter, I'd say that's accurate

[pastel quartz]

But maybe

[gloomy roost]

Trust me man, we don't.

[pastel quartz]

Hmmmmm

[placid sail]

you should try at least once, you can't always rely on experience of others, they may have been in the wrong since they've done something incorrectly, or just merely used a bit different technique or equipment

[gloomy roost]

Wait

Wait

[pastel quartz]

I think I've got an idea to make it work..

[gloomy roost]

Like a lubricous amount of butter?

We boil it in water and then add potatoes and various vegetables+lentil beans

[pastel quartz]

Mhm! That's very likely and I think it's prolly because they're all tryin it the "traditional" way

[narrow briar]

butter buffer

[pastel quartz]

I'm defo gonna make schnitzel in the next week or so now heh

[placid sail]

but external experience is still nice though, I've discovered an interesting twist on carbonara sauce recently on youtube

[placid sail]

of course, it would make any italian in huge radius fall into a state of uncontrollable rage, but it lets you make a much more reliable and stable emulsion

[pastel quartz]

If they don't know, it can't hurt them

[placid sail]

I will make sure to inform Falco when I'll try this technique

[pastel quartz]

Ya really wanna be murdered?

[slate crown]

i can be your samurai 😏

[placid sail]

yes, also I'm a bit of an asshole

[west owl]

😳

[pastel quartz]

Ohh?

[gloomy roost]

Was Naam ever conquered by them?

[pastel quartz]

Ya don't strike me as mean tho!

[gloomy roost]

Or did they just try china and that's about it

[pastel quartz]

Maybe I just haven't experienced enough Bz yet ehehehe

[slate crown]

nah I think they didn't even know we existed

[west owl]

lets go bro

[grizzled meadow]

What

[narrow briar]

husaar descendant stare

[slate crown]

yes it's mostly china, even until this day

[west owl]

Now I am Tom Cruise

[placid sail]

nothing babe~

carry on~

[narrow lotus]

Thanks but its the wrong order he is mad now

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/flirty-eyes-eyebrows-gif-14398612

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-eyes-puppy-eyes-meme-kid-look-gif-15828715

[pastel quartz]

Oh jeez..

[narrow lotus]

when the teacher says u could have done better at your 100/100 test

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/wut-shocked-eye-pop-big-eyes-gif-15244901

[slate crown]

trying they're best not to catch a murder charge

[slate crown]

Cum

[west owl]

you find my cum

[placid sail]

cos you got that

[west owl]

i want a lick

https://tenor.com/view/devil-tongue-out-licking-gif-17513042

[sudden elm]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-james-gandolfini-gabagool-tony-soprano-gif-20757471

[west owl]

man

[west owl]

where was that from

i feel the need

now

[gloomy roost]

A moment sir

[placid sail]

BY THE POWER OF GOOGLE

I HAVE THE POWER

here you go

https://twitter.com/ElJarochoFeliz/status/1415162348986265600?s=20

Usui the Smol Shrimp🦐 (@ElJarochoFeliz)

I am a simple shrimp who wants simple things.

#Blacksmith #guardiantales

Likes

13039

Retweets

2636

Twitter · Jul 14, 2021, 4:12 AM

[slate crown]

is @narrow briar writing a damn essay, they've been typing for minutes

[pastel quartz]

I'm kinda worried myself hehehe

[gloomy roost]

[placid sail]

they're just a cat

sitting on a keyboard

[pastel quartz]

If that's true? Well

I dunno, I guess I'll applaud ya heh

[placid sail]

but anticipation is sure present

https://tenor.com/view/sweating-hot-sweat-sweaty-nervous-gif-21026685

[narrow briar]

Hot Dog

1. With a loop of metal cord, catch one medium size dog.
2. Cut its throat with your bayonet.
3. Collect the blood in a bucket, you will use it for blood sausage later.
4. Pour spirit over the dog and put it on fire to remove the fur.
5. Gut the dog. Don't get rid of the interiors, they'll serve as bait for another one.
6. Cut up the meat into small pieces and stick them onto bicycle spokes.
7. Cook the meat over live fire. Best served in a wooden or ceramic bowl, with homemade bread and cooled moonshine.

Ghost dog:

1. With a loop of metal cord, catch one medium sized samurai. You should pick one with a lengthy sword, that way you get a barbecue stick at the same time...

[pastel quartz]

Well!

[slate crown]

jesus christ

[pastel quartz]

I guess you were wrong, Bz!

[slate crown]

i wasn't wrong

[placid sail]

were you writing this by hand? copypasting it wouldn't take that long

note to self, there is sausage maniac present in gamma

[narrow briar]

Translating.

[pastel quartz]

You're surprised by that?

[narrow briar]

There's a Polish book that basically is "stalker hobo phase but in a world of slavic mythos" and this is a piece from it

[slate crown]

i mean eating dog is still a very common thing here, and the things you listed are very accurate to what happens

[pastel quartz]

Uhm

visible concern

[narrow briar]

but see, samurais are a foreign delicacy

[slate crown]

relax it's only common up North

most southern vietnamese people hate eating dog

[gloomy roost]

Atleast the man did effort in translating this ebic uh, recipe.

[gloomy roost]

Are they now

[slate crown]

i love cannibalism

[west owl]

though i remembered as you gave the full picture where i actually saw it, a reference https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1804258056607910414/428C1628F8E80D10487EF5A96C578D95036508B1/?imw=5000&imh=5000&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false

[pastel quartz]

Oh jeez

[slate crown]

stop posting abs, not horny time yet

[west owl]

shek ladies

are why kenshi is worth playing

[narrow briar]

ooh, some eyebleach

[slate crown]

here I've got some

[plucky void]

chat's weirder than usual today

[pastel quartz]

That's Friday for ya

[slate crown]

it's always been weird wtf are you on about?

[narrow briar]

idk i'm just drunk

so what are you on? is a better question

[slate crown]

drugs.

[pastel quartz]

What kind?

Where did ya get 'em?

[narrow briar]

aight let me continue

[pastel quartz]

I'm not a Fed by the way hehehe

[heady crow]

Weed

His dealer

[pastel quartz]

Ohhh

Thanks, useful information!

I mean uhhm

Cool to know!

[slim osprey]

That's what a fed would say

[grizzled meadow]

Glowie spotted

[heady crow]

Juno has begun the fedposting

[pastel quartz]

How would you know?

[plucky void]

weirdER than usual mfs can't read smh

[slim osprey]

FED SPOTTED

[heady crow]

You

[pastel quartz]

Takes a Fed to know a Fed

[slim osprey]

FALCO BAN!

[pastel quartz]

So...

[plucky void]

FALCO PUNCH

wait wrong game

[slate crown]

literally me

[slim osprey]

And how would you know that?

[plucky void]

I saw a guy do this in a toothpaste ad once

[pastel quartz]

You'd have to be a Fed

[heady crow]

Literially you

[pastel quartz]

But since you aren't, I can't be either!

[slim osprey]

And how do you know I am not one?

[slate crown]

fr fr on god no cap deadass

[gloomy roost]

#🎪bruh-fart is an ever evolving chat

[pastel quartz]

Hehehe~

[gloomy roost]

today we did cooking

[slim osprey]

Fed

[pastel quartz]

Hey, at least I'm a cool Fed!

[slate crown]

tomorrow crystalé will show us how to cook meth

[pastel quartz]

I hand out lil candies after I arrest someone ehehe

[slim osprey]

Little candies = crystal meth?

[pastel quartz]

Nu uh, the other lil candies!

[slate crown]

crack

[pastel quartz]

Nopp, wrong too

It's Fentanyl

[slim osprey]

Hmmmmm

[pastel quartz]

Ya dummy

[slim osprey]

Gah damn

[pastel quartz]

Idiooot

Hehehehe

[slate crown]

wait where's that meme about the officer snorting coke from the evidence room?

[grizzled meadow]

vine sound effect

[slate crown]

that's literally juno rn

[gloomy roost]

https://tenor.com/bGUeA.gif

[slim osprey]

I also got this if you'd like

[narrow briar]

• Cross the gate, son - said the person with a dog's head.
  Jacob looked at him with distrust.
• You talk Polish, so you're likely one of ours, from next to Chernobyl? You mean, the radiations put you sideways like that?
  Anubis scratched his head.
• From Chernobyl? - he made sure.
• Ye, power plant. After the explosion. How old are you, eh?
• I am eternal...
• Head hurts, the doctor told me to just nod. Fuck off, eh? I dun like crazies.
  He cut the gate with his bayonet. Managed to pry off a considerable piece of gold. In that moment, the gate opened. Some creature with a bird's head peeked through it.
• And who are you? - Jacob asked. - One more Chernobyl mutas?

[gloomy roost]

okee gonna watch le boys

[slate crown]

@pastel quartz irl rn

[pastel quartz]

Hehehehe

She almost looks like a skeleton from Minecraft

[heady vapor]

Its a she

[slate crown]

you mean she

[pastel quartz]

Oh jeez, not agaaaain

[west owl]

he/she/they/it/you

[heady vapor]

you mean xhe/zhey

[slate crown]

you forgot attack helicopter

[narrow briar]

Zee General

[west owl]

i took that one down

[pastel quartz]

What if I wanna be a cool hat tho?

[gloomy roost]

Ze kaptain my beloved

[narrow briar]

ah yes, another rom.ac enjoyer

[gloomy roost]

🤝

I love the audio logs

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-sex-cat-yes-sex-cat-gif-19982415

[gloomy roost]

Haven't been on for a while tho

[pastel quartz]

I think she's tryna tell him sumthin...

[slim osprey]

Sexo

[west owl]

no safe removal, naughty 😏

[slate crown]

i have syphilis

[narrow briar]

true pseudodog

[pastel quartz]

Oh god

[narrow briar]

pseudodolg

[west owl]

good

[pastel quartz]

Things took a turn into a really uhm

Interesting direction

[west owl]

[slate crown]

we kiss each other goodnight, it's mandatory

[pastel quartz]

Oh

Well

[slate crown]

POV: you're my neighbor

[placid sail]

that's sussy, I thought to myself, are they a fed or something

and then

[pastel quartz]

Hey!

Don't take pictures of me like that, idiot

[slate crown]

i have 12kgs of coke in my ass

[west owl]

just your daily reminder from a fellow freedom anarquist, duty dont make good femboys and

[slate crown]

they don't call me DumpTruckStirfry for no reason

[gloomy roost]

Literally only me.

[west owl]

keep your plans of making muggle magic in the dms

[slate crown]

we do lil trollin in the name of Allah

[lusty sonnet]

Ayo

[slate crown]

astaghfirullah

[slate crown]

ringtone must be a banger on this one

[heady crow]

SOMETHINGS IN MY ASS

[slate crown]

OOOOOOUGUGHHHGGOOOOOOH

[lusty sonnet]

I see Bruno is already making his christmas wishlist

[gloomy roost]

Mito, by any chance do you remember a website based comic or whatever but based on the greek gods, where hades is like a manlet almost

[real tinsel]

maid costume

[heady crow]

Ye. I wonder if i can find a cute bf from amazon

Same day delivery

[slate crown]

Nekopara Coconut maid costume

[pastel quartz]

Make sure to get a good one tho, don't cheapen out!

[lusty sonnet]

I'll buy a pink ribbon for on my head

[real tinsel]

after buying a maid costume for bruno we also need to buy a maid costume for pango

[slate crown]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[heady crow]

Do i need to pay for shipping?

[slate crown]

exactly

[slate crown]

wow

that's honestly impressive

[real tinsel]

i choose 1

3 also seems kinda chubby but 1 has a good shape

[heady vapor]

i dunno if you should be posting naked assholes

[gloomy roost]

@slate crown

[real tinsel]

there are no assholes visible here

only asses

[lusty sonnet]

Same day delivery yes, delayed no

[slate crown]

why you gotta do me dirty like this

[heady vapor]

the one on the lefts butthole is gaping

[gloomy roost]

Wha

Did it actually happen to you?

[slate crown]

n-no....?

[gloomy roost]

💀

[pastel quartz]

It absolutely did

[real tinsel]

you ever been butt-slapped by your gf while you're doing the dishes?

it's hot as fuck

[narrow briar]

Unfortunately no

[slate crown]

look we have our own system alright?

[gloomy roost]

fack

[west owl]

Lets admit already, who wouldn't want a boywife like @slate crown

[gloomy roost]

I've been lazily searching for

[slate crown]

i do her chores in exchange for favors

[gloomy roost]

Ah

[real tinsel]

getting pegged?

[gloomy roost]

👍

Pretty sure his relationship isn't all about pegging

[slate crown]

i don't get pegged every fuckin night khaa

[gloomy roost]

🤝

[real tinsel]

exactly what a guy who gets pegged every night would say

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/добропожаловать-gif-18556640

[placid sail]

feeling horny?

[slate crown]

there's no winning against you is there?

[west owl]

variety is what keeps a relationship afloat 👍

[placid sail]

smack lips that's a shame.

[lusty sonnet]

Not every night but at least 6 nights a week

You get a break on Sunday

[west owl]

this is quite the gangbang

[placid sail]

Sunday is healing lube day

[slate crown]

we ran out of lube 💀

[lusty sonnet]

On his birthday he can peg her

[placid sail]

otherwise poor pangolin would sit on a chair and just slide on the ground instead

[west owl]

mate, next time https://www.amazon.com/LubeLife-Personal-Lubricant-Lube-Parabens/dp/B07FMLNVFF

[pastel quartz]

Ya guys are really interested in that, huh?

[slate crown]

we go through like 2 bottles a month

[gloomy roost]

Gotta use the jar then

[slate crown]

ty

[placid sail]

are you fucking drinking it

[lusty sonnet]

Is she that dry?

[pastel quartz]

Where are your parents?

[west owl]

leave me alone, im a feral kid

[slate crown]

gotta make sure there's no friction dawg, or else i can't use the toilet during the morning

[pastel quartz]

Ohh, not my department then!

I mean uhm

Hehehe..

[placid sail]

man is she fucking you with a damn pineapple

[slate crown]

yea its a pain getting her in the mood enough, extra lube seriously helps

[pastel quartz]

It's a real pain in the butt, huh?

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-suspect-gif-22611582

[lusty sonnet]

[slate crown]

[placid sail]

this is a new golden age of treasure island memes

[slate crown]

love it

[pastel quartz]

Ohhh, Doctor Livesey!

[west owl]

[real tinsel]

i don't think it's for her

[placid sail]

this is by far my most favourite variant

(though it would go better without pig squealing in the end)

[slate crown]

i gotchu

[gloomy roost]

By the gods I've found it

[pastel quartz]

What did ya find?

[gloomy roost]

Olympus Overdrive

[pastel quartz]

Sounds cool!!

[gloomy roost]

One of the webcomics I haven't read in years. That and gone with the blastwave but I've heard that it's finished.

[real tinsel]

you know how Doctor Livesey is a doctor and we literally have a medic class in tf2 who is a doctor? Why would they completely throw the opportunity away and make doctor livesey into the soldier

[placid sail]

because they didn't

[real tinsel]

watch the video mordorian

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/tZP5E58h-nE

[placid sail]

it's one of the many videos

the one with the soldier is probably the first one, a pioneer meme, which hasn't exactly went deep into details

[placid sail]

based

redpilled

probably fucked by a pineapple

well done, son

[slate crown]

you're welcome

[pastel quartz]

That's gonna find its way into the lore, isn't it?

[slate crown]

you fucker

[real tinsel]

now that you mention it

[placid sail]

most likely, if not already

[gloomy roost]

[pastel quartz]

I don't do that hehehe

[slate crown]

you fuckee

[real tinsel]

juno virgin confirmed

time to update the lore

[west owl]

cant stop snitching

[pastel quartz]

Wellll yeah

[slate crown]

slander

[gloomy roost]

🍍

[real tinsel]

SHOULD BE one and the same to you

fucking anglichans can't even translate shit right

[placid sail]

now you're just nitpicking

[real tinsel]

i am

[placid sail]

PANGOLIN'S GF NO

[gloomy roost]

[pastel quartz]

That's a bad idea on so many levels

[real tinsel]

i think she's less of a fuckee type and more of a fucker type

[slate crown]

https://c.tenor.com/nYdAr6rffx0AAAAM/an-emoji-disintegrating-in-pain.gif

[gloomy roost]

That's a bad idea period.

[real tinsel]

pango seems like the fuckee of the relationship

[gloomy roost]

Pango

[pastel quartz]

I thought that was obvious?

[placid sail]

that's what I precisely meant

[gloomy roost]

Are you both switches?

[placid sail]

nintendo

click

[slate crown]

||prehaps||

[gloomy roost]

Good man.

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-peter-griffin-family-guy-peter-perhaps-peter-perhaps-gif-24813812

[pastel quartz]

Well, there ya go

[narrow briar]

so anyway how does one find love

[slate crown]

still doesn't change the fact thats she's a dom and I'm a sub

[real tinsel]

being a switch and having a bottom gf kinda sucks

[slate crown]

there are rules in the bedroom

[placid sail]

we're entering the twilight zone

[pastel quartz]

Really?

[real tinsel]

yeah when i'm not in my dom mood we're definitely not having sex because she won't move her ass

[slate crown]

she's a switch too, though she "insists" on being the bottom

I'd say she's just lazy

[real tinsel]

she's exclusively bottom

[pastel quartz]

That's just called bein lazy

Yeah, exactly!

Might as well be a plank at that point, jeez

[slate crown]

then she pulls out the "but you have way more stamina than i do"

[pastel quartz]

Hah!

[real tinsel]

fucking same

[pastel quartz]

Dumb

[slate crown]

only time i get to see her ontop is when we're cuddling together after her periods done

she transforms into a wild beast at that stage

[pastel quartz]

That's the hormones heh

[real tinsel]

this was definitely @grizzled meadow wasn't it

[slate crown]

them hormones aren't playing around

[placid sail]

I think it was gtanil

[pastel quartz]

Don't say his name

You're gonna summon him!!

[slate crown]

@

[real tinsel]

@clear prism

[slate crown]

g

t

[placid sail]

what? you mean @clear prism ?

[slate crown]

a

[placid sail]

why?

[slate crown]

n

[pastel quartz]

Damnit..

[real tinsel]

he's gonna start pinging @pastel quartz

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/kuchiyose-no-jutsu-summoning-gif-13501965

[pastel quartz]

He's still not lettin off on the whole Dms thing!

[placid sail]

COME FORTH, BANE OF UNDERAGED FEDERAL AGENTS

[placid sail]

COME FORTH, AND DO MY BIDDING!

[pastel quartz]

What?

I'm not underaged!

[slate crown]

[gloomy roost]

[placid sail]

could you show me your ID real quick sir/madam

thought so

[lusty sonnet]

We summoning Andrew?

[gloomy roost]

[pastel quartz]

Yeahhh no that's not gonna happen

[lusty sonnet]

@clear prism come here ya Belgian fuck

[real tinsel]

i thought he's german

[slate crown]

here @pastel quartz you can use mine, it's expired anyways

[placid sail]

ALSO IT IS INDEED VERY AMUSING HOW YOU CONTESTED ME SAYING YOU'RE UNDERAGED

BUT NOT THE NOTION YOU'RE A FEDERAL AGENT

[lusty sonnet]

He is

[placid sail]

INDEED VERY FUNNY

[pastel quartz]

Hahhh??

[gloomy roost]

Juno is Ausgerian

[pastel quartz]

Bz, I'm gonna slap ya

[lusty sonnet]

He likes that

[pastel quartz]

Oh

Uhmm

[lusty sonnet]

Bit touch deprived

Ya know how he is

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/out-of-line-anthony-mackie-sam-wilson-falcon-the-falcon-and-the-winter-soldier-gif-21182970

[pastel quartz]

I kinda don't..

[gloomy roost]

But wait who are we saying is german? Crystalê?

[lusty sonnet]

Gtanil

[placid sail]

Falco is german

[lusty sonnet]

Andrew

[real tinsel]

@clear prism

[lusty sonnet]

Ping lord

[gloomy roost]

Andrew is also german?

Huh

[lusty sonnet]

Ich bin ein Berliner

[pastel quartz]

Weird..

He isn't here yet

[gloomy roost]

Is jy nou

[real tinsel]

he's fighting customers

[slate crown]

probably sleeping from work

[pastel quartz]

Ohh right

[gloomy roost]

Probably sleeping for work

Since he's a night walker

[real tinsel]

@clear prism is a customer fighter at day and a guard at night

[pastel quartz]

Well, I'm gonna go and make myself sum food sooo

[real tinsel]

he never sleeps

except for his daily 2 hours sleep

[gloomy roost]

Enjoy

[pastel quartz]

Don't tag me, @clear prism

[slate crown]

dont you leave

[lusty sonnet]

Do you want him here?

[real tinsel]

okay @pastel quartz

[pastel quartz]

Nu uh, he's weird

[placid sail]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PLpfBeJo-S8

[lusty sonnet]

Hmm

I ship it

[slate crown]

classic

[real tinsel]

old joke get pegged

[placid sail]

now I know

[slate crown]

shush

[real tinsel]

did you know that shush is a palindrome

[slate crown]

i did not

[gloomy roost]

Bassline fuwa fuwa

[placid sail]

you absolute goose

[plucky void]

uh... no it isn't?

[real tinsel]

it is

[plucky void]

what is a palindrome

[lusty sonnet]

[real tinsel]

it's a word that can be read backwards

[slate crown]

level is palindrome

[plucky void]

shush
hsuhs
does this look the same to you

[slate crown]

racecar is palindrome

[real tinsel]

it does

[plucky void]

[slate crown]

shush isn't you moron

[lusty sonnet]

Spell shush backwards right now

[real tinsel]

shush

[placid sail]

single celled organism called khaaytil

[plucky void]

sus is a palindrome

[slate crown]

khaa having a brainfart moment again

[plucky void]

[gloomy roost]

Egg on lityaakh

[plucky void]

I almost failed to join duty the dungeon queue here because of this

[gloomy roost]

Rekt

[gloomy roost]

What MMO?

[lusty sonnet]

Khaa's remaining 3 braincells maybe form a palindrome

[plucky void]

ffxiv because I'm bored

not having to pay the monthly fee is a plus

ugh it's a shit dungeon

[slate crown]

@placid sail

[real tinsel]

it's mandatory to ping @placid sail whenever you're nazrinposting

[slate crown]

shut it video game majima, you fell off

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/ffxiv-final-fantasy-xiv-laughing-gif-4972487

[gloomy roost]

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/KJ9_duvLMWc

this is so sad and so awesome to watch

[real tinsel]

being homeless and doing stuff to get money is pretty much the same as not being homeless but still doing stuff to get money

i think it'd be sadder if he'd entitle himself to other people's money while being totally capable of doing shit to earn it himself

[slate crown]

yea i can see that

[clear prism]

What the fuck

What the hell happened, why am I getting pinged

Did Falco ban someone again

[heady crow]

https://youtu.be/7KoNbTPYong

Man ingesting 1500mg of caffeine

I want to be just like him

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/624295194027884589/1010234040600772708/Video_4138_www.reddit.watch.mp4

[slate crown]

you're too late

junos gone

wow NOW my discord has a mark for spoiler function

about fucking time

[plucky void]

lmao

people being sassy about their livelihood

"oh no someone's paying me to make them a milkshake"

[clear prism]

Ok?

[placid sail]

@clear prism

[clear prism]

@placid sail Your fit is mid

[placid sail]

hehe

[clear prism]

@placid sail Open those DMs right now

[placid sail]

you're getting spoilt by my benevolence

I refuse

[gloomy roost]

How is Gannondrew doing?

[placid sail]

not answering your dms dog

what is a sleep call

[clear prism]

Google it

[gloomy roost]

A call until you sleep?

[clear prism]

Nah, it is something else

[gloomy roost]

[clear prism]

Discord pedophiles truly dig those sleep calls

[placid sail]

my google search is tainted enough

[clear prism]

Google it anyway

[placid sail]

нет

explain

[clear prism]

Or negotiate the solution by allowing me into those DMs

[placid sail]

Im too tired for your shenanigans

btw

[gloomy roost]

[clear prism]

Then go to sleep, mordorian

[placid sail]

did you know

[clear prism]

That is the one

[placid sail]

that Juno is a federal agent

[clear prism]

What

[placid sail]

we figured it out today

[clear prism]

Oh hell naw

[placid sail]

yeah

[clear prism]

A fucking Fed?

[placid sail]

yup

[gloomy roost]

A fucking fed that cooks

[clear prism]

I am out of here

Have a good life, everyone

[gloomy roost]

👋

[placid sail]

a bit too late mate

fingerprints everywhere

[slate crown]

and I'm a witness

[real tinsel]

goodbye @gtanil

see you again when you're not dead

[slate crown]

cate

[narrow lotus]

This is Simon , @eager quest cat

fell of 6th floor, he is fine

8 lives remaining

[slate crown]

i always wanted to stuff my face into cats and give them a big ol whiff

but alas im stopped by genetics

[plucky void]

if not by genetics, you'd be stopped by their claws and teeth

[slate crown]

nah dude my cat is like na dog

[mortal violet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819351263749341224/1010242523911958668/1660930969145.mp4

[slate crown]

she loves belly rubs

[gloomy roost]

He really left for the joke huh

[real tinsel]

mine don't claw and teeth me when i stuff my face in their belly

[plucky void]

yall have fake cats

[placid sail]

I have an acquaintance who's allergic to cats, but decided to adopt one anyway, and eventually, the reaction got milder, surprisingly

but the moment they ware scratched by another cat

[slate crown]

he did it for the vine 💀

[placid sail]

skin is swelling, like multiple mosquitto bites

[gloomy roost]

[real tinsel]

your cat hates you

[slate crown]

true

[plucky void]

they hate snuggling

[slate crown]

idk about yall but my cat fukin LOVES me

[real tinsel]

mine love me as well

people treat their cats like shit then say cats are the worst

[placid sail]

so you do have a cat despite being allergic

[plucky void]

they love the food you give them

[slate crown]

i do it for her

[placid sail]

huh.

[real tinsel]

nah man my cats literally come and ask me for pets and rubs

[plucky void]

so do mine but that's because of association

food = good = happy

[real tinsel]

yours also scratch you

[plucky void]

happy = rubs

[real tinsel]

and bite you

[plucky void]

because they don't like snuggling

have you been reading?

[real tinsel]

and probably shit in your rice

[plucky void]

or are you brainfarting again like with the shush thing

[slate crown]

my cat rarely ever bites unless im really playing with her

[plucky void]

btw isn't it funny that palindrome isn't a palindrome

[real tinsel]

read it backwards

[plucky void]

I can't

I'm only .005% arabic

[real tinsel]

okay let me spell it for you

palindrome

[lavish dragon]

gtanil left?

[real tinsel]

either that or he got banned

[slate crown]

he did it for the vine 💀

nah he found out Juno was actually a federal agent and he had 15kgs of meth