#🎪bruh-fart
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have you always been a mobile user dumbo
here I'll do you guys a liberty
Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines' Tseng, in Chinatown.
it kinda works i guess
NO
god bless that was a short one, discord didnt let me pause it
unstoppable memes
those videos trigger my anxiety hard
you have to commit
there was another
webm meme
where the dude was like
Ooooopaa!!!
And it would crash discord with a memory leak
just switch channels

TMI, LOL XD
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me
this reminds me i downloaded scp secret laboratory
goodbye
there he goes
gonna play league? 
off to slaughter another village
there's no memory leak, it just gets stuck
scp secret laboratory
why would i play league
moba games confuse me
any kind of strategy game confuses me in general
am legally retarded
then you would be pro league player 
Yeah but when it got stuck it used to just crash discord completely
like CTD
fr no cap
6:32 am here, go figure
Only 1:32 here, bit too early for sleep
wwaaah
8:34 am
i woke up at like 4am
mfw good soup
what does he bake
idk you tell me 
my mans that's a tootsie roll, not a blunt

invalid class string
invalid spaghetti code
shitty erp programmer without propper depuration in inputs
I LOVE THIS GUY
the purgatorium of the cs degree student out of college getting whatever
god bless chester stone 
imma be the richest gamer in the hood
frank is the wisest man
truly
his take on suicide really gets to my soul
time to repost
no
i don't wanna kill myself i just want to talk about killing myself
it's funner this way
@placid sail moment 
gonna add a random count of rats bz11k has had sexual intercourse with to brainfart lore
honestly
fr
i had a friend who was wearing full black all the time
like every make up was black, every clothing was black
but maaan those racoons eyes always got me
based
this man plays Riven

half of brainfart plays league, you're good
im the other half
though its possible to say that esports has funded my doctorate program
and I wish I wasnt able to
lucky you, don't hate yourself enough
#🎪bruh-fart squad on our way to Grandmasters
I really think that i only play league to pander my bias of thinking people are nothing but wild animals with too much ego
based
if you weren't a woman i'd probably offer to eat your ass
thats fine, Im not too into men anyways tbh
Gambit kinda fun tho
quick tell me everything about @hushed marsh
UH
woman
i actually have never played league
ew
yet
AH HAH
I played Jungle
caught you in 4k
Kha'zix?
dumbo you go fill her lore, i'm not very familiar with her
Im pretty sure
i only know she has lost her cock and balls privileges
or if you're not very proud like the rest of brainfart, you can fill your own lore
it's in the pins
i main jgl
To give you a time frame the last time I played league
with shaco ap
the Space Dragon was new
xD
Aurelion Sol
actual psychopath
yea you can do the same thing i did and write your own autobiography 
literally me
boing
here is some shiny metal
put it inside some other shiny metal and it will
fry all of your atoms instantly
and you'll die a horrible death
added @hushed marsh and @west owl to brainfart lore. You will now live forever
poggers
you're part of history
bless 
im honoured
I'd rather stick my head in a particle accelerator 
the fact that guy survived is insane
radiation is very cool
it was moving so fast is barely actually did anything to his brain
all my homies drink radioactive soda
like so fast it didnt really have any time to
damage his brain tissue that severely
I think he started having seizures, which sucks but thats
a good outcome for taking a particle accelerator to the skull
mfw particle accelerator
i have the talos principle cat
whats even better is he
his black spot is a little gray though
put his head in saw the light and went
oh well I hope thats fine
and DIDNT TELL ANYONE
holy 
they only found out when he started having headaches and decided to go see a doctor
i couldn't sleep last night because this kept playing on repeat in my head
dumb daily belic pride moment
is this a Ho Chi Minh fanedit?
oh shit the rising storm 2 map
OMFG
Rising Storm 2 is fun
everyone tries to do
really racist vietnamese accents
Go hooome GI, your country has abandoned yoooooou
they never do this in my games though wtf
oof i swear the vietnamese in those types of games never sound accurate
i think i may have accidentally disabled voice chat 
it is the thing about big same language speaking zones
they actually tend to speak in games 
someone @ Bruno rn 
bet
i have to look wtf is that
with this song playing
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shiiiet count me in
Im taking your ass to space and beyond with the kind shit I can get my hands on
yea
but but
especially if you have undiagnosed mental illness
always have a high sitter when you do acid
people have died
pot is fine
thats probably a bad thing
why
drugs aren't harmful to anyone but you
shiiiet i smoke kush daily
some of that vietnamese jungle weed
coke however not so much
yea coke, crack, heroine
you feel like you can fight god
im too poor for coke 
but then you feel like god won afterwards
20 euros for some dirty af line
I do usually just stick to weed though
thats the quota here
for someone who had a junkie ex who did pretty much everything you've listed and many many more, i absolutely vouch for this
being a drug addict not only hurts you but those around you as well
if you're gonna do drugs, learn to take them in moderation
thats a fucked up statement
to be fair with you I raaaaaaarely do it
Ive always had a bit of a
I call it a Chemical Fascination
See I kinda do know how to make it
whats cool about
like so chemistry was really boring when you were in grade school right
body and mind experimentation, part of the world to experience in life
if you take
walter white made drugs but wasn't a junkie
University level chemistry
jesse in the other hand
your professor will say
So you legally cant tell people how to make this okay?
here is how you make it step by step
what a man
WRITE YOUR SENTENCES IN FULL
you will learn how to single handedly destroy entire companies
fuck you
eat dick
loser
i
fuck you
you eat dick
and the next day we will go with napalm and mustard gas, as a chill out day
what dick are you gonna make me eat you vagina creature
I lose track of what Im trying to say
SILENCE
N
o
LOBOTOMITE
@
J
a
n
u
s

not at all really
glad to know
man this dlc is the epitome of dlcs
fuck
fr fr
you
love you too 💜
i also love you (:
any americans in chat?
we are the world
we are the children
@swift scarab this was posted by a Canadian 
ye
kinda but somehow even worse
i won't google it
it was
They got Texas right, good enough

Lovecraft looks like the antagonists of all his stories
was his cat not even black?!
looks like a tabby
he was the original gamer
fu fu fu fu fuck you
i love the DESERT BILLY ♂️
best gun
ac is the craft of the devil, i share his sentiments
also i share his sentiments about hating NY and its people, i haven't been there, but it looks like a place i dont wanna be
he's very good
Ikr?
@west owl irl
america in general is a place i don't wanna be in
true!
i used to eat ice as a kid
the slaps while slaping the mag and cocking are just 
i welcome the man who's running at me to talk to me
that sounds very pleasant
милого is something like "cute" or something i dunno
i thought it was
that's milk dingus
chocolate milk
the only benefit of the bags being 90% air
theyvmake comfy pillows
look at him being stinky
that's a whole ass mountain lion
baby
mfw in the future people are going to walk around with lions on leashes in public
floppa doing a little mischief
russian floppa
hack n slash tonk
marijuana user (you) vs natural crackhead (me)

exactly
even more unplayable?
with this guy doing the animations
actually playable you mean
man they are so way ahead of us
russia moment 
the most recent one was from China
that dude is dead
no way they didnt execute the fuck outta him
dumbass
he did a little oopsie
he did a lil trolling 
the reason it was incorrect in war thunder is because
it was classified chinese military tech
so this dude went, oh here is how it actually works
and leaked the documentation for it
so it's accurate now?
Yeah

that dude died so some new experimental chinese tech was programmed correctly into War Thunder
that guy should've sent this to his government
daamn
ya love to see it
no wonders dumbolin is such a gamer
this is my only opportunity to ask this
is pho pronounced more like
fuh or is that
some shit white people made up
phở
fuh do rah
so the ơ sounds like "uh" and the little question mark is just an extra enunciation
I actually speak 8 languages, I just havent gotten around to learning an Asian one
so it is fuh
I assume part of it is in the accent, like most languages
yea it sounds accurate
yet you still don't know how to write a sentence properly
vietnamese is really easy to learn once you know the basics
English isnt my native language, thats the excuse Im rolling with
our alphabet is tiny
oh no
What is? just curious
which reminds me of a meme
she is french canadian
the only american here is derpy neko

Dutch/French 
i was talking about you
Leuk je te ontmoeten @lusty sonnet
@hushed marsh personal question: where you an esports player prior to dick snap or post dick snap
Both? I started before, was still doing it afterwards
Yeah, the fighting will come in a bit, midgard is setup for the rest of the game
I started when I was 18, because thats the
ESL wont let you do events until you are 18
and I didnt get my surgery until I was 20
Hetzelfde, Nederlands geleerd op school of zelf?
In mijn eentje, met hulp van een vriend
Καλιμηρα Dumbolin
man those years of french in highschool didn't do shit
i cannot get a word
nieuwe talen leren is een hobby van mij
Nice nice, maar Nederlands Nederlands of Vlaams Nederlands? 👀
They should have offer me portuguese, see my portuguese neighbours are cool unlike the others
C'est pas français maintenant
Tụi mày nói tiếng Anh để tao hiểu coi :))))
Maintenant maintenant ouais mais l'autre c'est neerlandais
Nederland, mijn vriend komt uit Rotterdam
#🎪bruh-fart rn
Spijtig, Holland 🤢
lol
Nói tiếp đi, tao bom nhà mày luôn :))))
Ik spreek ook Afrikaans
basically nederlands
How close are Dutch and Afrikaans?
Maar een beetje anders
I'd say very similar
mixed with some english
must be so cool knowing 8 different languages
That's neat
its fun, not sure why I like learning them so much
I just find it neat
my favourite one I learned was
Icelandic
Good for the brain
thats a cool language
since its as close to Old Norse languages thats still in use today
along with
Faeroese
since Icelandic stayed isolated a lot longer, and therefore didnt
mix as much with other languages than say
Swedish did
Two is more than a lot of people
funny thing is i always think in english
so it's hard sometimes to explain shit in vietnamese

nah by the French
Im so sorry
baguettification
it's not like they starved 2 million of our people to death or anything 
Bonjour
but when i need to swear ill always switch to vietnamese
@hushed marsh is that 8 languages fluently?
it's easier to swear
angry French itself is another language 
More or less
I like to be a bit reserved and say Im only fluent in
2 for sure
since my others can be rusty
its a lot to remember
and fluency is
no kidding
like you can know the language entirely but
Facts tbh
not be, fluent
cc :)))
But I can say for sure I have true fluency in
English and French since
I learned both by like
5?
merd
I was born in Quebec, but moved to an English speaking part of Canada so
putain
I had to know both really
same
ta mere
this about all the glossary i keep recalling
and just because of my friendly random teammates in league
directly from the croissant homeland
The benefits of being raised in 2 languages
no
We always happy
oh my god the audio on this has been melted
wouldn't you like a bite
it's 12:00pm time for my daily dose of sadness
it's raining too
damn this is perfect
ok it's 12:01, depression over
sad song posting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czpCTzwm96Q
Duster -- From the vinyl album Transmission, Flux
Doesn't it always rain vietnam?
We out here
we don't have 4 seasons we only have 2.
Rain and no rain
and it's rain season
moist and unmoist
they have to update the game engine over there
he came back in a box
If that happened i wouldn't be here
true
"Your past is like pieces of a broken mirror. You try to pick them up, but you only end up cutting yourself"
depends if you are in the air force or not
I'm sure it helps when there's not dudes in pajamas with aks runnin around the jungle shootin at ya 
But jokes aside it's a very pretty country
he swallowed the roach
Don't think i could get used to the heat
dumbass
the roach from call of duty modern warfare 2?
impossible
still not as bad as Texas
yee haw
pov you're in texas
pov you are a schoolchild in Texas
Chile
it didn't fail you cockster why do you keep deleting it
Literally me
BRUNO 
Failed for me, goober
Brrrruno
bruno had awakened from his intra workout nap 
fucking discord
this is accurate
just updated it
and now it barfs
excruciating pain.
Yeah i feel you
im not high enough for this
How the hell did you break your lower back thi
smoke up
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssiiiirrrrrrrrr
Moving wood for the next winter
his back couldnt handle how much wood it was being used for
Me when your mom
Ah never had it break that way but i can see how yeah
Hope it gets better for the weekend
there are two types of people
wow that sucks hope you feel better
and haha wood hahahah
What kinds of people are there
many
Thanks
literally @hushed marsh rn
normal people and the french
Being bilingual means knowing english so im not sure if its such a positive thing

i use a can 
YOU REALLY STRUGGLING MY MAN
a can of what
Easy language
lemon pepsi
The wood language tho
bepsi
But a disgusting one
fuck you @west owl
Selvä siideri
bless you
Kiitos
Tehdään työtä käskettyä ku herra nii haluaa
Nvm you Finnish? thats rad
Isn't that some city in latvia or lithuania or something
Ye i think i found it on a lithuanian sub
Its online so it doesent count
shoutout to all my lithuanian subs
Not in that way
TIL VALHALLLLLL
Shoutout to lithuania
shoutout to lithuania
Dunno what for, I'll think of something
I think estonians drive there for cheap beer or something
literally you
Not wrong
what is baltics?
a soccer team
Countries
i think its a microsoft office font
woah why is that accurate
like in order and everything
I'm the surviving braincell
nah delete that one
what?
PLAY WHAT
ALEXA
no shit 
i don't even keep a phone
KEEEIIL
those flashes
Who said that
i did
Understandable
another fed spying on us
dumbo wtf
you are playing with my mental health dumbo
dementia moment
schizoposting
i have so many videos, it's hard to tell which is which since discord doesn't let me prewatch them
i have to make sure I dont accidentally send porn
are you trying to look at my vast collection of alien porn?
perhaps
jesus christ you're just like my gf
i assume you like her, so thats a compliment
now you're going to tell me you're into humanoid insects as well
You arent gonna know what you dont like until you try it
because that's what she's into
tbh im as much as a freak as she is, we share EVERYTHING
im more open to random people than I probably should be
it's the internet
tru
not like bruno will show up to my house one day and ground pound my bussy
unless
😳
Often times easier than to ppl you actually know
No repercussions for whatever you say
N-
what if we if we if what if we put our minecraft beds together? 👉👈
@slate crown
What if we go on call and like turn on cameras and like kiss them at the same time so we like ekiss? 😳
was it the IRS?
their taxes daddy
im not paying my taxes
already have 3d one
fuck that
give me a 4th dimensional waifu
im like
a gust of wind
away from falling off my own edge
i dont mean that as like
Im really edgy more like
Im really mentally unstable
cheers to that
i actually dont know what you are referring to
did I say something funny? i refuse to believe it
prolly
i though you deleted it
i dont even know
still here
what you are talking about
Oh
yeah sometimes my hands stop working
Im a little quirky
teehee
just a lil quirky
https://youtu.be/FUOSG9b_1Cs
@grizzled meadow
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Blood-covered obese Kleptomaniac Henry is in for a wild ride in the ancient and dangerous lands of Bohemia.
?
LITERALLY MEEE
now why does the mp5(at least the model looks like one) shoot 9x18
lemme just slap that .50cal in me 12 gauge because that's how rounds work
Lol
like that 12.7mm upgrade you can get for the deagle
"I really fucking hate my wrist, elbow, shoulder and the right side of my face right now"
Yeahhh I'm defo not doin that
Well
The RSh-12 is a Russian-made revolver chambered in 12.7×55mm STs-130.
It fires from the bottom chamber of the cylinder (like the Chiappa Rhino and Mateba Autorevolver) rather than the more common top chamber, and is chambered for the same ammunition as the ASh-12.7 battle rifle.
yes
Get yourself a GPU bitch
Thats the peak of perfection
thanks
uploads 5 shitty tutorials
gets 1k+ views on each
doesnt elaborate
stops uploading
why you call me vanja
thats a womans name you finish ice eating sauna loving lad
Thats what we used to call russians here and its a nickname for ivan usually
My Russian friend Ivan has everyone call him Vanya so idk man
It's just a friendly diminutive





