🎪bruh-fart

[heady crow]

What the fuck is your pfp

[upbeat bobcat]

My beloved

[upbeat bobcat]

Confused bunch

[narrow lotus]

Profligates

[quartz saffron]

https://twitter.com/sleepydisease/status/1559956605726298112?s=21&t=U9Q7ZblCsnBtOJ4HN5xdtg

rp (@sleepydisease)

SO BASICALLY YOUR GRANDDAD DIES AND LEAVES YOU HIS FARM AND ITS ALL OVERGROWN AND SHIT AND YOU HAVE TO TURN IT INTO A PROFITABLE THING, BUT YOU ALSO GET TO MEET ALL THE PEOPLE IN TOWN AND GO ON DATES WITH THEM AND MARRY THEM, ALSO THERE ARE MONSTERS AND STUFF YOU HAVE TO FIGHT

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Twitter · Aug 17, 2022, 5:33 PM

[gloomy roost]

Stardew Valley?

[abstract path]

You know it

Also i can't sleep

Help

[quartz saffron]

Usually melatonin helps

1-10 mg see where it works for you

[abstract path]

We don't have any

[quartz saffron]

Warm colors on the lamp, nightlight on windows

Melatonin should be otc, so you can buy it at your local pharmacy next time

Or grocery store that offers any medicine of a kind

[abstract path]

I know where to get meds

[quartz saffron]

Typical answers like don’t drink any caffeinated drinks at night

A lot of water

All that

[abstract path]

Uhuh

Yeah i know that just

It isn't really helping me

[quartz saffron]

The caffeine stuff?

[abstract path]

Yeah

Either way caffeine doesn't affect shit on me 😩

[quartz saffron]

Do you drink caffeinated drinks everyday?

[abstract path]

I have ADHD so yeah

[abstract path]

Used to when i was lil

[quartz saffron]

I get irritable when I don’t get caffeine afternoon

[abstract path]

Generally stopped because of my heart

Heartrate accelerates faster when drinking caffeinatet drinks like cola

[quartz saffron]

Damn bro

[abstract path]

Which makes me feel weird

[quartz saffron]

[abstract path]

I drank cola like aome days ago

[quartz saffron]

Dem heart palpitations

[abstract path]

I agree

And like

I felt weird

But i was okay

[quartz saffron]

Are you generally active at all?

[abstract path]

Sort of

[abstract path]

I guess so!

[quartz saffron]

If not, they can also affect how well you sleep

[abstract path]

I usually just

Play games

And go out, walk out with friends

[quartz saffron]

Probably too much stimulation before bed time

Mind just wanna be active

During the night

[abstract path]

Yeah i am

I am chatting rn so i basically am active

[quartz saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/work-tired-exhausted-gif-9255677

[abstract path]

This is brainfart what did you expect

Ig tmr imma just do workout

Like squads, push ups, pull ups

[quartz saffron]

Yoga, it’s basically extreme stretching

[abstract path]

Yeah should do that first before anything

You should usually stretch befor any workout

[clear prism]

Hold up

When did this happen, how did I miss this

[slim osprey]

YOU WERE AWAY

YOU MISSED A LOT OF SHIT

[clear prism]

@pastel quartz Open the DMs right now.

Juno, open the DMs.

You open those DMs right now, @pastel quartz

[gloomy roost]

[abstract path]

Shut up i will mute you

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/961703641457238046/1003686189599035472/caption.gif

[abstract path]

Wait I'm threatening with power i don't have

Huh

[abstract path]

Damn bro...

[heady crow]

Straight fire

[clear prism]

Look bro

That is a land of opportunity right there

[abstract path]

Gtanil

How are you

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow sorry for spoiling the final cutscene of sdalger 2 btw

[clear prism]

Thrilled

[abstract path]

Nice!

[abstract path]

Me? Tired

[clear prism]

No cap?

[grizzled meadow]

🪜

[clear prism]

Sleep then, bitch

[heady crow]

On god?

[clear prism]

For real???

[heady crow]

Just like that???

[slate crown]

literally me fr fr

[heady crow]

BRO IKR

[abstract path]

On god? Fr?

[clear prism]

No cap

[slate crown]

exam time

[clear prism]

😂 👌

[clear prism]

Good luck, broski

[heady crow]

Gl dumbo. Dont live up to your name

[grizzled meadow]

This 🪜 remind me something that @real tinsel or @stone blade did... I don't remember which of the two

Am I imagining things now?

[abstract path]

Damn bro u lyin

[heady crow]

WHAT A THRILL

[grizzled meadow]

Not that one

[clear prism]

I am not lying, I am standing

[slate crown]

me walking to class knowing damn well i didn't open a single textbook last night

[heady crow]

[abstract path]

Then lie down, biatch

[clear prism]

Why?

[abstract path]

Why not?

[clear prism]

I am at work, the fuck do you expect me to lie down on

The concrete ground?

[abstract path]

The floor

Yeah

[clear prism]

How about you get some bitches instead?

[abstract path]

You say i got no bitches

But where are yours?

[abstract path]

HUH?!?

[clear prism]

They are in my Dms right now

[grizzled meadow]

No wonder you can't get any with that yee-yee ass haircut

[clear prism]

You absolute baffoon

Complete, utter cabbage head

[abstract path]

god damn

[clear prism]

Literally smells of elderberries

Maidenless

[abstract path]

You just say that to put me to sleep

And yes, you are

[clear prism]

Why would I care about you sleeping

Tell me right now

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/TpO0apWOAnw

[clear prism]

Do I look like the one who cares?

[abstract path]

You can change your name to it

[clear prism]

I did last time and you said you did not believe it

[abstract path]

I know

[clear prism]

Therefore I no longer care. This is your own fault

[abstract path]

Harsh

[abstract path]

Bro he got that fireball artifact

[eager quest]

looks like a wendy exfil helmet and d2

[clear prism]

No cap?

[grizzled meadow]

Ong?

Fr?

Bussin?

Fell off?

[abstract path]

Me: yeah i will go to sleep
Me 2 hours later: why can't i sleep

[clear prism]

Have you tried not thinking about it

[abstract path]

Maybe i shoukd try something different

Melatonin? We don't have any

[west owl]

masturbate until it hurts

[abstract path]

If i had someone to put me to sleep I'd actually give them money each time theyd manage to lmao

[abstract path]

Do not.

[clear prism]

There is a simple method to putting yourself to sleep

[abstract path]

Yeah

Just sleep

[west owl]

it never fails me

[abstract path]

But i can't?-

[west owl]

you could also drink yourself to sleep

[clear prism]

Nah, something different

[clear prism]

🤝

[abstract path]

Underaged

[eager quest]

clearly not a balkan

[abstract path]

Clearly not having a fully developed and healthy brain

[clear prism]

Clearly not based enough

[eager quest]

that why u unsure of ur own gender daily?

sorry that was kinda rude

[abstract path]

Neh it just fuckon switches

It's my english that does this

[eager quest]

how does ur gender switch

[abstract path]

You choose to

Pull the switch

Just like thay

[eager quest]

lol

[clear prism]

Ah yes, science

Truly a marvel in this world

[abstract path]

Science couldn't explain how wormholes look at the end

[clear prism]

[placid sail]

at last, bruno has become a turkish extremist

[abstract path]

Or how to make your own black holes

[clear prism]

I have patiently been waiting for this story arc

[placid sail]

goddamit why is it so funny it's just a fucking picture of stairs

I GAVE ME LIIIIFE

[abstract path]

Matter is boring but needed

To create new

Matter

[clear prism]

What the fuck did you smoke again

[abstract path]

Your mothers diapers

[clear prism]

That was a very sad insult, man

You can do much better

[placid sail]

you were told time and time again, by different people in braifart: do not agitate your brain before going to sleep, it will disrupt it, and yet you still sit in brainfart going GEE WHAT SHOULD I DO ABOUT THIS YIPPEE

[abstract path]

YIPEEE BLYAT

[placid sail]

at this point it's not really a problem, just a premise to talk about

[abstract path]

Yes!

[clear prism]

Look, bz11k

It is called attention

They require ze attention

[placid sail]

I understand the need

I just dislike the charade built around it

[clear prism]

🤝

[abstract path]

True

[placid sail]

sigh

[abstract path]

I'll always find new ways

[clear prism]

You can not argue against the winds, my friend

[abstract path]

But i can argue with a wall,right?

[clear prism]

It is what it is

[abstract path]

Yes

[clear prism]

I said "my friend"

I was clearly referring to bz11k

[abstract path]

Oh

Huh

Ok👍

[placid sail]

speaking of attention craving

and to break that awkward pause

I've finally finished (half-assedly) my first OC do not steal DnD character yipee

[clear prism]

Send us all the information and details immediately

[placid sail]

and, as promised, his name is Falco

[clear prism]

🤝 🤝 🤝

[placid sail]

they are fully on Russian, I'm afraid

[clear prism]

I shall learn Russian just to read it

[placid sail]

that's some dedication there

[abstract path]

Why do i got so many sweets in my thing again?

[placid sail]

what?

[clear prism]

The fuck?

[abstract path]

Idk what to call it

Uh

Comode?

[clear prism]

Eh

[abstract path]

My english sucks slowly

[clear prism]

😂

It should suck faster

[placid sail]

so there are lots of sweets in your wardrobe or some other piece of furniture in your room

aaand you wonder why you can't sleep properly

[abstract path]

Something like that

Yeah

[clear prism]

[abstract path]

Since i can't sleep i decided to just now open it 👍

[placid sail]

you aren't exactly bright, are you, Crystal?

[clear prism]

I have no idea why the house burned down. I only tried to light a fire on the wooden floors.

[abstract path]

I don't necesseraly have to be ohnestly

[clear prism]

🤣

[abstract path]

You can be dumb at times, i mean noone restricts you or anything

[placid sail]

I mean, sure

but it improves one's quality of life a lot

[clear prism]

Man, am I glad I checked #🎪bruh-fart

Always delivers

[abstract path]

I just don't care much

That's a thing that might or might not change

[placid sail]

one could know, for example, that eating sweets before bedtime is almost as good as drinking coffee

[clear prism]

Sugar rush, my guy

[abstract path]

I have ADHD and sugar and coffee won't affect me

[clear prism]

😂

[abstract path]

So it's no problem

[placid sail]

yeah, bad example, one friend of mine can drink coffee and go straight to bed

hmmm

[clear prism]

Right, let me addendum that

I have no idea why the house burned down. I tried to light a fire on the metal floor but it should not be on fire. The walls are made out of wood, though.

[abstract path]

Sugar is almost nothing compared to caffeine

Onliest thing i eat them for is the taste

[placid sail]

quite the opposite, caffeine may indeed not energise some people, but sugar would energise anyone

[abstract path]

For me caffeine can be...dangerous

[clear prism]

It is a universally known fact

[west owl]

You could be healthy and cheap and just go for a run until you get tired and cant anymore. But who wants to be healthy and cheap

[placid sail]

well, except for the person with diabetes? cos they'll probably collapse and lose consciousness and probably die without intervention

[abstract path]

Yep

[placid sail]

but that's an exception

[clear prism]

Diabetus

👌

[abstract path]

A good exception

[clear prism]

You eat sugar and die, that is a good exception?

Ah right, this is Crystal we are talking about

I forget

[abstract path]

A good exception to not eat any fucking sugar

[placid sail]

intensive physical activities too soon before sleep can actually disrupt it, but moderate ones, or just a long walk - sure

[abstract path]

Huh

[west owl]

i don't know other intensive activities, but running always gets me high af

[abstract path]

For me running sometimes can be uh

If i run too much my chest can hurt badly

[clear prism]

Naturally, it gets your muscles working and energizes your body for the strain and stamina required

[abstract path]

Yeah

Also adrenaline, no?

[clear prism]

Whenever I finish my 10km runs, I feel too energized to simply lay down somewhere and sleep

Although one does need to catch a breather, naturally

[west owl]

for me it is like some types of pot but shorter effects and well i don't go bankrupt doing it

[abstract path]

How do u even do those 10 km runs lol

[clear prism]

I run

[abstract path]

Damn

[clear prism]

We are natural pursue hunters, broski

[west owl]

how much is 10km? 40 min?

[clear prism]

Walking and running after our prey is in our genes

[abstract path]

I agree

I gotta get in shape again

[clear prism]

Around 50-60 minutes

You have to keep a good pace, however

[abstract path]

So is it like jogging and running mixed or?

[clear prism]

Did I stutter when I said running?

[placid sail]

outside? on a treadmill? behind Juno?

[clear prism]

😂

[abstract path]

Niet...you did not

[clear prism]

Outside, right behind Juno of course

Which reminds me

[west owl]

i've never had a clue of how much i do, i don't keep the pace, everytime that i can i sprint and stop when i have the legs like the ones of a new born deer

[clear prism]

@pastel quartz Open those DMs immediately

[slate crown]

@clear prism

[clear prism]

🤝

Hold up

@slate crown Are you not supposed to be in an exam

[abstract path]

I dunno if i could run an hour long though

[placid sail]

should I even mention that it's worth checking why your chest aches when you run, or would that be a waste of breath?

[clear prism]

Waltuh. Put your dick away, waltuh

[abstract path]

Overexhaustion of my lungs perhaps?

[placid sail]

oh, so you don't know that you shouldn't eat sweets before sleep, but suddenly you're competent at physiology and self-diagnosis, hm?

don't fuck around with your health, go see a specialist

[clear prism]

Nah bro, some essential oils will fix him right up

👌

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/6muGylSBn2M
@grizzled meadow

[abstract path]

*and minerals

[placid sail]

deflates with a sad noise

[clear prism]

Oh hell naw bro

He actually agrees

😂

[abstract path]

Eating a balanced meal a day gives you enough energy

[placid sail]

and London is the capital of United Kingdom

[abstract path]

And you are not bz11k

[west owl]

take out the crystals artifacts

[clear prism]

Wood is made out of trees

[placid sail]

wht

[abstract path]

Hoe the fuck did you know?

[clear prism]

Pack it up, bz11k

[placid sail]

wdym >:(

[clear prism]

You are not yourself anymore

[placid sail]

not again

[clear prism]

You have been compromised

[placid sail]

maybe all this skinwalking business is not for me

[clear prism]

You did one fatal mistake, bz11k

[abstract path]

Damn

[clear prism]

You tried to help someone who does not want help

[abstract path]

Wdym-

[clear prism]

And now look how the tables have turned

[abstract path]

Huh

[clear prism]

Disgraced, disrespected, disillusioned

Embrace it.

[placid sail]

yeah, it happens

[clear prism]

And let me Dm you ;)

[placid sail]

and that will not

[clear prism]

Fuck, man

I had to turn 5% of my poetic, dramatic nature on for that set up

[placid sail]

will it help that I appreciated that?

[clear prism]

🤝

Yes

[slate crown]

yooo tarkov editor eatin good tonight

[clear prism]

Oh no, not Tarkov

[abstract path]

Not tarkov

[slate crown]

yes tarkov

[slate crown]

Birmingham moment

[clear prism]

@slate crown

[slate crown]

it's not like i can ban you or anything, no need to apologise

[abstract path]

What the fuck i am bleeding out of my nose

Let me just

[slate crown]

iron deficiency moment

[clear prism]

😂

[abstract path]

Bor stfu

[clear prism]

I am currently profusely bleeding out of my nose

Let me write this on Discord

[clear prism]

Bro I am done 🤣

@clear prism

G'night girl, I see you tomorrow

👋

[abstract path]

Ok stopped the bleeding

This came so random

[slate crown]

this is why you shouldn't snort meth

you're not Tuco salamanca

[abstract path]

So fucking much blood

Gotta clean this up now -_-

[slate crown]

@abstract path rn

[abstract path]

Niet.

[west owl]

meaning the phone

[abstract path]

Luckily not

Or well, not luckily

I already managed to clean it up

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/well-done-good-job-very-good-bravo-great-jo-gif-22915085

[abstract path]

Many thanks

[abstract path]

I think i will just go to sleep ohnestly

Or try to ._.

[slate crown]

classic

[west owl]

you laugh

[quartz saffron]

https://twitter.com/theystopbosma/status/1559671367120916480?s=21&t=U9Q7ZblCsnBtOJ4HN5xdtg

Kel-ton #PeaceandLove (@theystopbosma)

https://t.co/85XMFSkNd6

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Twitter · Aug 16, 2022, 10:40 PM

[slate crown]

bruh

i saw Rick Tbagging Sakura while naruto and Saske were default dancing in the background

fortnite is something else

[west owl]

those v bucks being reinvested in more and more cultured ways

but still not good enough they need to get the real good characters

[slate crown]

just wait until they can afford breaking bad characters

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/uchi-no-otouto-smirk-anime-gif-26285324

https://tenor.com/view/suck-anime-uchi-no-otouto-gif-26285331

[slate crown]

but seeing kratos and master chief doing cat dances broke me

[abstract path]

where do u get those

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/uchi-no-otouto-shocked-gif-26285311

[abstract path]

Aha-

I'll just head to slee

Gn yall

[west owl]

ye ye, now you have inspiration

[abstract path]

Geh

[quartz saffron]

What hentai is this?

[west owl]

Uchi no Otouto something something

[slate crown]

Hentai is so mid to me now

that shit isn't as good as it used to be

[west owl]

bible black degen spoke

or worse...

[slate crown]

the only thing i remembered from black bible is something about curry

i legit don't have time to watch anime

i think i only good anime i remembered watching is Elfen Lied

[west owl]

mf speaking like following the plots

[slate crown]

there's one member here who's a one piece enjoyer

[west owl]

oh individual integrated kind of animes

[slate crown]

he's on episode 1114

[west owl]

yeh i haven't watched a lot of animes

only the usual suspects by recommendation again and again

Samurai Champloo, Cowboy Bebop and Ghost in the Shell

and then by proxy of steve conte and yoko kano i watched Wolf Rain too

mfs know how to do an ost

https://youtu.be/YGqNY78rsOQ

[quartz saffron]

Animation in anime has been fucking terrible for years, real Skinner box shit

https://youtu.be/12J0Pv4Nxhg

Imagine working hard for Pennies

[grizzled meadow]

Going for the good old classics I see

[west owl]

i heard about that already just in general in the graphic artist industry, either you are skillful and efficient or it gets min wage or less

[grizzled meadow]

Crystal seriously

Go to a fucking doctor

[west owl]

and i'm seeing programming is gonna follow the same path, the salaries from a decade ago of a programmer are no where close to the ones now here

give it another decade and the exponential incrementof people going to it or cs degrees and there it is

[quartz saffron]

Skillful and efficient or Queen Bee tier

[slate crown]

ez clap

exam was a breeze

[gloomy roost]

What, did you get your results already?

[grizzled meadow]

[slate crown]

it was about american culture

finally my useless knowledge about the US came in clutch

[slate crown]

exactly

[grizzled meadow]

p!mute @grizzled meadow 1m

[foggy mantle]

You cannot moderate yourself!

[grizzled meadow]

[slim osprey]

Bruh what

wait wait

BRUH WHAT?

[grizzled meadow]

Nothing, just memeing around

[slim osprey]

I SEE

YOU MAY PROCEED

[swift scarab]

Ban yourself, no balls

[grizzled meadow]

Ahahahahahaha

[grizzled meadow]

I'm going to automute myself to sleep

@slim osprey Are you keeping track of time?

[slim osprey]

NO

BUT IT SAID 20 HOURS

[grizzled meadow]

Yes I know it said 20 hours

[slim osprey]

SO I'MMA DO IT UNTIL TOMORROW

[grizzled meadow]

[slim osprey]

I'LL STOP TOMORROW AT 12

JUST TO BE SURE

[swift scarab]

Say hello to an actual Cartoon Network commercial

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/CHz-D0rZsEg

[slate crown]

peak 2000s right here holy

[swift scarab]

Yes

[slim osprey]

WHERE WERE THESE COMERCIALS WHEN I WAS A KID?

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-gone-reduced-to-atoms-end-game-infinity-war-gif-15573921

[slate crown]

nothing will ever compare to the feeling of watching cartoon network on a Saturday morning ever again

[swift scarab]

Have some old depression now

[slate crown]

i was born in the right generation

[slate crown]

HOLY SHIT

THIS WAS MY AFTER SCHOOL JAM

[slim osprey]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[swift scarab]

Chaos knows no bounds

[slim osprey]

MAN WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE ME SAD ALL OF A SUDDEN?

[swift scarab]

Yes

[slate crown]

time for brain rot

[swift scarab]

Sure thing

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1009639341364088892/repost_this_rat.mp4

[swift scarab]

Ah, I missed one

:)

[west owl]

all is shit and giggles until @slate crown is serious

[slim osprey]

THE WHAT NOW?

Y'ALL ACTING GAY?

Y'ALL BEING GAY WITHOUT ME?

[slim osprey]

YOU'RE GAY

[slim osprey]

DON'T CARE

DIDN'T ASK

[slim osprey]

UNIRONICALLY GOOD

[west owl]

🤝

I found @grizzled meadow fursona

[slate crown]

[slate crown]

it's a new anomaly called "Normal pills" you take them and the voices go away

[hushed marsh]

psy block in real life!!!!???

[slate crown]

fr fr

[hushed marsh]

no cap

on god

[hushed marsh]

lehmon

🍋

[slate crown]

literally me

[west owl]

fr

[slate crown]

I'm already the cat gf

[hushed marsh]

Im the Lexus LFA Nurburgring Edition

[real tinsel]

that is actually better wow

[slate crown]

both

[slate crown]

YOUUUUUUUUU

[real tinsel]

too many years

[hushed marsh]

I unironically love this video

[slate crown]

when you have that sudden bout of depression on a good day

[real tinsel]

what

[slate crown]

look at what he got

[real tinsel]

i did

[hushed marsh]

Oh I have a very special sort of bad design to share with you

in Canada, we have a brand of like

[slate crown]

Tim hortons

[hushed marsh]

grocery store food products called no name

[slate crown]

oh

[hushed marsh]

their whole thing is blank yellow minimalist packaging

[real tinsel]

uhhhhh pistols

[hushed marsh]

It sucks

[real tinsel]

i like yellow

look like piss

[slate crown]

@real tinsel this one dum dum

[slate crown]

my eyes bleed

[hushed marsh]

Its so

Dystopian

like eventually they are just going to sell cans that say

Food

On them

[slate crown]

very cyberpunk Esq

[real tinsel]

which one man my discord is resetting itself every time i go to old messages

[hushed marsh]

I mean look at the top right

"Grated Cheese Product"

this was designed by an alien

[real tinsel]

the fuck is up with my discord nothing ever works right

[slate crown]

@real tinsel

[west owl]

good videogame assets

[real tinsel]

i still see the devil may cry guy holding pistols

[slate crown]

bruh didn't you wrote the "fucks rats" in bz's brainfart lore?

[hushed marsh]

one day I aspire to be a part of the brainfart cinematic universe

[real tinsel]

ohhh

[real tinsel]

you're here so you're already a part of it

membership unrevokeable

[hushed marsh]

lets fucking goooooooooooooo

[slate crown]

congrats

[hushed marsh]

[slate crown]

or as falco would say it

Grazie 🤌

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/добропожаловать-gif-18556640

[slate crown]

actually congrats on being the first woman in brainfart lore

khaa just make her description "woman"

[real tinsel]

i refuse

[real tinsel]

i refuse to believe women exist in general

i don't care if you're a "proud owner of a vagina"

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/come-on-irritated-mad-monkey-typing-gif-14805510

[slate crown]

https://c.tenor.com/u8YEMwIfJGMAAAAM/thanos.gif

[real tinsel]

you're still a man in my eyes

[hushed marsh]

im one of the guys

one of the dudes

[real tinsel]

one of the boys

[slate crown]

SHE'S ONE OF THE BOIS

[hushed marsh]

Gender doesnt mean anything anymore lets be honest with ourselves

[real tinsel]

i get to decide what gender you are

[hushed marsh]

We're all made of like atoms and chemicals and shit

[slate crown]

yea my gf wishes she had a dick, I'll give an amen to that one

[hushed marsh]

I wish your gf had a dick too

[real tinsel]

she already pegs him so she technically does

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/steverambo-mmm-gachi-gif-18459676

[hushed marsh]

pegging is based

[slate crown]

wanna know the scary part?

her name is also Moon

[real tinsel]

irl name?

that's dope

[slate crown]

no relation to THIS @hushed marsh

[hushed marsh]

Wanna know whats even scarier

I am also transgender, I had a sex change a couple years ago

[real tinsel]

nice so you're a man

[hushed marsh]

Was

[slate crown]

uh oh

[real tinsel]

are

[slate crown]

janus

no

[hushed marsh]

I mean, dick's not there anymore, you want proof?

[real tinsel]

no

[slate crown]

wait wait wait

actual question

[west owl]

[slate crown]

do you get your period?

[real tinsel]

did you eat your dick in a bun like hotdog

[west owl]

[hushed marsh]

I dont have a uterus, but when you do HRT your hormones can actually like

Simulate a menstrual cycle without any of the actual like

reason for doing it

[slate crown]

yea that's the thing

[hushed marsh]

your hormones are crazy like that

[slate crown]

i have a survival guide for everytime it's my girls time of the month

or as she calls it

[hushed marsh]

Im in pain 24/7 anyways

[slate crown]

"A monthly prescription to Lucifer's crimson waterfall"

[hushed marsh]

The Cherry Kool-Aid Circus

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/devil-tongue-out-licking-gif-17513042

[slate crown]

ok that one's way better

[hushed marsh]

But yeah, as for being a man

Idk, I dont really care about what other people consider me to be, yeah?

[slate crown]

I've seen way too many comments about this topic

it's just better to stay away from it

[hushed marsh]

It gets old really quickly lol

[real tinsel]

based

[slate crown]

very based

[hushed marsh]

I had the height of a woman already so

Might as well go the full distance

[real tinsel]

fat finger boy

[hushed marsh]

this dude has

HUGE FINGERS

[slate crown]

that's how i keep my gf happy

[hushed marsh]

no wonder he has a girl

wa

d

yeah

beat me to it

[real tinsel]

i have long fingers which aren't very fat

[hushed marsh]

someone said I had e-girl hands once, and Im still scarred by that comment

[real tinsel]

first thing everybody, and i mean EVERYBODY i meet tells me is "do you play piano"

[slate crown]

typing is pain even with auto correct on so i just turned that shit off

[real tinsel]

man who puts their games on desktop

[hushed marsh]

i have one folder on my desktop that matters

[slate crown]

wtf I just noticed the 4 danganronpa games

[hushed marsh]

https://i.gyazo.com/cdaadf5a74854bb5f2f20d7d4a425995.png

[real tinsel]

i do also put them there btw

[hushed marsh]

nice embed, you shitty computer application

fuck

[hushed marsh]

Ive embeded a gyazo screenshot like

10000 times and it just does this

i dont get it

[real tinsel]

use imgur

[hushed marsh]

too much effort

[real tinsel]

or just use your pc

[slate crown]

just download every image you see like i do

144p

[real tinsel]

[slate crown]

HOLY

[hushed marsh]

ive got some really braindead low effort memes on my hard drive

like this

[slate crown]

what's the oldest meme you've got

[hushed marsh]

in the folder Im looking at right now

[slate crown]

i mostly use discord on my phone

i swear everytime i need to find an image or meme, it's like im going through a mine field

[hushed marsh]

oh so I own a

lobster shaped usb flash drive

and this is the only image thats on it

[slate crown]

comedy GOLD

[west owl]

purposeful i like that

[slate crown]

mfw boomers

this plays in my head 24/7

[hushed marsh]

oh shit I was looking for this when someone else posted morrowind

[west owl]

shhhhhh

you were too fast

[slate crown]

too fast too furious

[slate crown]

houses don't cost 20$ now grandma

[hushed marsh]

even worse, so my grandfather is visiting and he is

like 87

and he asked why dont you just build one

[slate crown]

oof

[hushed marsh]

thats what I did

[real tinsel]

same

[slate crown]

that's fucking ancient holy shit

[west owl]

really?

[slate crown]

my grandma is 80 something now but she still throws hands when I'm being naughty

[hushed marsh]

My grandmother just passed, brain cancer sucks ass

[slate crown]

man

fuck cancer

all my homies hate cancer

[hushed marsh]

Cherish those you hold dear, you wont have them forever

that sounds like a threat

lmao

my bad

[real tinsel]

i used to do this with my classmates

[slate crown]

no wonder you're bottom as fuck

[hushed marsh]

Not to get too like, venty

But Im glad she did

like, brain was so

destroyed

[slate crown]

yea

it's cruel to keep her that way

[hushed marsh]

Oh man she said the most haunting shit ever to me, it gives me the chills

She called, because she said she could hear her mother, my great grandmother singing like lullabies in the house

[real tinsel]

i am what the homies call a top bottom

[hushed marsh]

And she said "She's not really here, is she?"

I fucking

[real tinsel]

even my sexual stuff is bipolar

[hushed marsh]

Woah man

[west owl]

it's not so much about a super long trip, but a good trip

[slate crown]

the beauty of brainfart

[slate crown]

one guy talks about his grandma seeing her past ancestors, one guy is saying he's a top bottom

the duality of brainfart

[hushed marsh]

I just had to share it, craziest fucking thing ever dude

[slate crown]

yea that is terrifying

[hushed marsh]

Like nah if thats what happens

shoot me

please

[real tinsel]

i used to wanna die from alzheimers

still do sometimes

[hushed marsh]

You really dont

[slate crown]

SOMETIMES

[real tinsel]

nah when you hate yourself as much as i do you kinda want the worst things to come to you

[real tinsel]

i've even thought about sudokuing with fire a few dozen times

[hushed marsh]

Its not uncommon to have

[hushed marsh]

At least you didnt do it

[slate crown]

who's bussy am i going to eat out if you die dum dum?

[hushed marsh]

Not everyone is as lucky

Anyways lemme turn off the serious switch in my head

back to shitty memes

[slate crown]

"she's real to me"

[west owl]

im addicted

[hushed marsh]

she is very gorgeous to ME

[hushed marsh]

anyone have that video

ill give you a cookie

[real tinsel]

i wonder if sexing sam would kill me

[hushed marsh]

SAM IS SO THICC

gawd damn

[slate crown]

he can do unspeakable things to me 😩

[west owl]

out of respect of course, unspeakable things out of respect

[hushed marsh]

we all about respect

[real tinsel]

dumbo's hand

[slate crown]

he can sex me, respectfully

[slate crown]

pfff i wish

[hushed marsh]

more no name shit on my hard drive

I swear to god

this looks like a shitpost

[real tinsel]

you need one of those sensor pens they used to sell back when touch screen phones were new

[hushed marsh]

this is REAL MARKETING

[slate crown]

https://c.tenor.com/FBsTPQt_59MAAAAM/reaction-my-eyes.gif

[real tinsel]

i don't know man i don't see what's wrong here

it's yellow

[west owl]

i would really love to have a full kitchen full of those products

[slate crown]

why would they do yellow on yellow

[hushed marsh]

it just looks so

[slate crown]

so fucking dumb

[hushed marsh]

funny

its just a jar it says

grape jelly

and nothing else

in flat black text

[slate crown]

i like eating yellow

but this is too much

[real tinsel]

i still don't get the delight

being sat on your chest is better than being sat on your face

[west owl]

you

[slate crown]

my gf keeps calling herself a cold blooded being everytime she wants me to spoon her

[west owl]

the one that wants to die from alzheimer

[slate crown]

and im always big spoon, i wanna be little spoon for once

[hushed marsh]

Im too small to be a big spoon

[west owl]

ofc you wouldn't wanna die suffocated in ass

[hushed marsh]

Im like 155cm, I cant do it

Im too short

[real tinsel]

look buddy i have a very mixed range of emotions that circle around every 2 minutes

[slate crown]

170cm on the dot

average

[slate crown]

@grizzled meadow

[real tinsel]

same

[slate crown]

Italy is crying

[west owl]

insert cat 2 songs meme

[hushed marsh]

Ive been banned from Italy for posting that

I have an even worse banned from italy meme

i just have to find it

[west owl]

damn falco

[hushed marsh]

Here it is

[west owl]

always abusing its power

[hushed marsh]

Fuck you

Suffer

[real tinsel]

it's called simplistic design dingus

and it's perfect

[west owl]

[real tinsel]

i don't need 75 different versions of the same thing each in 3 different art styles

and some of the stuff even have those shitty cursive writings that isn't even readable

[hushed marsh]

Give me your mailing address and Ill send you a pipe bomb jar of no name brand jelly

[west owl]

I no cap love it, fr imagine entering your kitchen, start cooking and call alexa for

[real tinsel]

your mom's house

[slate crown]

@hushed marsh is the reason why Italy has an EAS system

[hushed marsh]

DAMN

THIS BEAT KINDA SLAPS

why does it actually go hard

[slate crown]

mfw I'll be dead when a tornado hits Italy because im busy busting it down to the EAS beat

[hushed marsh]

the one used in Canada makes you think we're about to get fucking nuked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Ld339sBHs

actual volume warning

Im not kidding

[west owl]

welp, we already know what happened in pompeii

[slate crown]

twas a mistake using speakers

[hushed marsh]

having your phone blast this shit at full volume at

3am

is the worst

[real tinsel]

put it on max volume on speakers at 3 am to wake everyone up

[hushed marsh]

WAKE UP STUPID EVERYONE'S DEAD

nvm it was a test :)

go back to bed :)

[west owl]

it sounds like some re2 alarm

[slate crown]

bro the EAS alarm in my country is just america background noise

[hushed marsh]

American EAS

[slate crown]

we actually have 2 EAS alarms

1 was before and 1 was after the war

[slate crown]

the one before the war is haunting

https://youtu.be/1jFhOC5S2xY

[hushed marsh]

WHY

WHY DID THEY ADD

CREEPY CHILD HORROR VILLAN MUSIC

[slate crown]

imagine hearing this shit at 3am

[hushed marsh]

they didnt need to do that

[real tinsel]

l4d witch sound is the eeriest fucking shit

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/fftVbz0t0aY

[hushed marsh]

Oh speaking of Vietnam I had a friend from America go to

Vietnam on vacation recently

I forgot you can just like

[slate crown]

the one we have now is literally america bgm

[hushed marsh]

Pay someone to show you Vietcong tunnels and whatnot in the jungles

[west owl]

now that just sounds like police and firemen together

[slate crown]

The Coochie tunnels

[hushed marsh]

yeah it sounds like a recording

EAS alarms are weird

[real tinsel]

how is this supposed to wake someone up man

sounds like a lullaby you put for babies

[west owl]

look if that sounds while im sleeping

[slate crown]

its was before the war, when bombs were dropping on people was the norm

[slate crown]

they didn't want to make the people panick

[west owl]

im gonna wakeup from the nightmare induced by it

[hushed marsh]

speaking of jets I used to fly

CAS in Arma

and I got the callsign of mother goose, and if you refused to call me mother

I wouldnt help you

funniest shit ever

[slate crown]

Mommy goose pls help

[hushed marsh]

you know how some dudes are

like too masculine to take jokes

so they would be like, not fucking calling you that

then you aint getting any help dickhead

[slate crown]

Arma players acting like they're real navy seals

[real tinsel]

i'm not calling anyone mommy man

[hushed marsh]

I had a guy come over the radio

like to ask for help a second time

and he said Mommy I fucked up again

in the saddest voice ever

and I was fucking crying

i laughed so hard

[slate crown]

[hushed marsh]

i crashed because I took my hands off my keyboard and mouse

i couldnt stop laughing

having that callsign was worth it just for that one moment

[slate crown]

he's literally me fr

[hushed marsh]

I LOVE MURDER

I LOVE KILLING PEOPLE

[slate crown]

NORMALIZE VIOLENCE

[hushed marsh]

Fuck arguments

if we disagree

Im just gonna kill you

[slate crown]

i have 2 moods

the video above

and

[real tinsel]

holy shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht9mjpoOhz0

[hushed marsh]

das conk creet!!!

this is my other mood

WHAT THE FUCK

IT DOESNT WORK ANYMORE

IM SO MAD

[slate crown]

but this is me most of the time

[hushed marsh]

FUCK DISCORD

[real tinsel]

my two moods are suicidal and wanting to annihilate dumbo's fat huge man ass

[real tinsel]

aw the glitch is fixed

[hushed marsh]

i know

im so sad

[slate crown]

what glitch?

[hushed marsh]

it would actually like

[real tinsel]

webm glitch

[hushed marsh]

resize itself smaller and smaller