🎪bruh-fart

[radiant grove]

i already knew that

[slate crown]

he doesn't know

[placid sail]

man this shit slaps so hard

[radiant grove]

what

[slate crown]

THE NUMBERS MASON

[radiant grove]

what

[placid sail]

donacdum!

[slate crown]

Scungus NFT

[placid sail]

I beg you bruno

[gloomy roost]

Is this Houston

[placid sail]

you are now gtanil, congratulations, all your dreams come true

[pastel quartz]

No.

I'm not gonna be him, never

[slate crown]

bruh this is so retarded

[gloomy roost]

What is Jambolin

[slate crown]

i have to rename the entire image to use the spoiler function

[gloomy roost]

How so?

Because of the file type maybe?

[placid sail]

well aren't you a benevolent god today

man, I'm tired

[slate crown]

nah my bloody phone just doesn't have the mark as spoiler function like everyone else

[placid sail]

what if I won't ever reach the bottom of the brainfart

what if it's just a myth

[slate crown]

but if you close your eyes

does it always feel like nothing changed at all

[swift scarab]

@clear prism People are trying to replace you again

I sense a theme

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/devil-may-cry-battle-jackpot-gif-14329644

[slate crown]

at least it works

[scenic sable]

Liiiiiine Piiiieeeeece!

[gloomy roost]

It didn't

[slate crown]

well fuck me i guess

[west owl]

it did on my end

[gloomy roost]

Mobile only maybe?

[west owl]

nein, windows 10 here

[gloomy roost]

oh shit it does

[west owl]

[slate crown]

dementia moment

[gloomy roost]

Yes

Bamboozled myself

[slate crown]

@real tinsel omfg

[placid sail]

peta are dangerous clowns

[placid sail]

it's been seven days now since I've fallen into eternal brainfart pit of hell, and I'm still falling

[gloomy roost]

You're close

Just a bit more

[west owl]

ib4 the pit respawns before ever completing it

[placid sail]

EEEEEH OH EH OH EEEEH OH EH OH

[placid sail]

REVERSE SQUIGGLY

https://tenor.com/view/icarly-fall-down-faceplant-fall-falling-down-gif-17810175

oh my god

I did it!

[placid sail]

I've reached the bottom!

tears of joy

[swift scarab]

Huh, I just noticed something

Has anyone else played as Mercs and noticed the new voice lines

[slate crown]

yes

[swift scarab]

It sounds just like Sam from the Metro games

[slate crown]

ok that's new i haven't heard that yet

[swift scarab]

https://youtu.be/OkO_KehBGIA

Here

Big spoilers for Exodus obviously, if that’s an issue, but listen to his voice

[slate crown]

wait

wtf it does

[swift scarab]

Exactly

Either he did the voice work, or something else

https://youtu.be/KMXAB0Gc5WM

There’s also this guy

[pastel quartz]

Bourbon!

[swift scarab]

Same actor as the bandits

Oh wait

What

[slate crown]

holy shit this became a meme FAST

[swift scarab]

The English voice actor for Sam was Steve Blum

[slate crown]

wat

[slate crown]

THE Steve Blum?

[placid sail]

good

[swift scarab]

https://youtu.be/94SjLDWtBpc

Skip to 3:35

[swift scarab]

Unexpected Steve Blum moment

Also, I forgot my PS4 is linked to my discord so it shows what I’m playing

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/WV3hTSMnerM

[swift scarab]

https://youtu.be/0m9fnQVdBOE

[grizzled meadow]

Me and Chaos connected on a spiritual level when it comes to post videos

[swift scarab]

HELL IS ABOUT TO BREAK LOOSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[clear prism]

Say what

[swift scarab]

Yes

[clear prism]

This is impossible

[swift scarab]

Yes

[clear prism]

Yes

[swift scarab]

https://youtu.be/wtyKEE-hQEI

[placid sail]

we have successfully replaced you with a script

observe

[placid sail]

high, impossible

I'm gtanil

:)

[clear prism]

Hello gtanil

This is @clear prism

[placid sail]

it's a WIP cos my english fucking sucks

[clear prism]

Get better

[placid sail]

you may give your feedback so we can replace you sooner

[clear prism]

Be better

I see how it is

So first I am not getting my ban wish

But now I am getting replaced by some cheap fucking knock off?

[swift scarab]

Oh no

[placid sail]

such it is

[swift scarab]

I’ve discovered something

[placid sail]

in this bitch of a world

[clear prism]

What have you discovered, oh Chaos Enjoyer

[swift scarab]

https://youtu.be/JSxcbMrhIZg

Too much chaos

[clear prism]

Looks like anime

Not going to watch it

[clear prism]

🤝

[swift scarab]

Watch it before I lick your ears

[narrow lotus]

Tree of birbs

[swift scarab]

Nice birbs

[clear prism]

You can not do such a thing

[swift scarab]

Watch me

[clear prism]

No thank you, that is reserved for the night

Because you see, I am a Stalker.

[swift scarab]

Then watch the video

[slate crown]

Tomorrow is exam day, wish me luck bois

[clear prism]

G'night girl, I see you tomorrow

[placid sail]

good luck peggolin

[swift scarab]

intense crashing sounds

[clear prism]

Goddamn, Youtube recommendations be on point today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IeAiaPNw7s

[swift scarab]

Hmm

It seems gigachad ascended an hour ago

https://youtu.be/bU_8KXatX_E

[clear prism]

Drive manual

[placid sail]

that is me slowly trying to reach the bottom of brainfart for half the day

[clear prism]

Have you found anything noteworthy

[pastel quartz]

i dont count automats as drivers

[clear prism]

🤝 🤝 🤝

[placid sail]

I enjoyed the clip right below your question greatly

great crossover

[clear prism]

👌

This meme has come from nowhere and won our hearts

[narrow lotus]

How are u gtanil

[clear prism]

Simple, I killed the previous gtanil and stole his name

[gloomy roost]

How are you today, Tanil G?

[placid sail]

it was long overdue

we were preparing for the day

[swift scarab]

I got a better namer for Gtanil with the same letters

[swift scarab]

Gatlin

[clear prism]

Very splendid, yes.

[gloomy roost]

That's good.

[clear prism]

Update us on your doings, Skully.

This is non-negotiable.

[placid sail]

[gloomy roost]

I finished the longest module/part of comptia N+ and am hyped to go to my best friend this weekend.

[clear prism]

This is very good news indeed

🤝

[placid sail]

I really should be used to that already

[clear prism]

You have been cancelled, bz11k

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[narrow lotus]

Bz11k is being sent to Brazil as we speak

[gloomy roost]

Also making chutney sausage for the fam tonight

So that they can eat hot dogs

I am not a fan however, of sausage

[clear prism]

Goddamn, that is the good shit

[grizzled meadow]

This is @clear prism

[clear prism]

Fuck.

Why must you reveal my baldness

[narrow lotus]

[gloomy roost]

Is this what you wanted Bz?

[placid sail]

making a sausage for your fam sounds like euphemism

[eager quest]

@narrow lotus joci? 4man?

:)

[narrow lotus]

Nu s aks , mai tz

[gloomy roost]

I am simply making dinner in that case Bz

[eager quest]

oke

[swift scarab]

Yes, this, start making KK:D memes for us

[clear prism]

Hello simply making dinner in that case Bz

I am @clear prism

[placid sail]

I don't know what I even wanted to see there in the first place, I can't read

[grizzled meadow]

This clearly mean "play", 4man is probably a mode

[gloomy roost]

In short, IT shit.

[placid sail]

well obviously not arts degree

[gloomy roost]

Hello Gtanil, famous mad man of the #🎪bruh-fart channel.

[clear prism]

🤝

[narrow lotus]

Yea , u are now Romanian , go steal smth now to finish ur test

[placid sail]

(soon to be replaced by a script)

[clear prism]

Apparently bz11k is trying to replace me

[grizzled meadow]

What are you hiding

[gloomy roost]

Oh shit?

Imma get a script?

What part do I play?

[placid sail]

this will be your first task

to digitalise gtanil

[gloomy roost]

Shit

First we gonna need his DNA

😏

[placid sail]

you will be rewarded handsomely by Grok himself

[clear prism]

The fuck?

[gloomy roost]

[gloomy roost]

We're gonna make a AI based off of you

[clear prism]

No fucking way, bro

[pastel quartz]

how is that ironic?

thats sentence is in american

[clear prism]

Make one with someone else

Like fucking

@abstract path

The meth addict

[gloomy roost]

The Ai won't even identify itself as an Ai then

[pastel quartz]

make an ai off me

its gonna be called bob

[clear prism]

Anime shit, not clicking it

[heady crow]

Ok andrew

[pastel quartz]

there, i clicked it for you

[gloomy roost]

Andrew is scared that he might enjoy anime and then idk, become a weeb and get a waifu pillow.

[clear prism]

The fuck you talking about?

[pastel quartz]

im getting a body pillow of john

[gloomy roost]

Nothing

At all

[clear prism]

Look bro

Unga bunga, no anime in this funga

[pastel quartz]

Nu a sku tz frr brr skrr maite fura pente

[gloomy roost]

Is this the part where I say "Shalom aleichem" then

[clear prism]

There are Turkish E-girls?

[heady crow]

Yes

[clear prism]

Pathetic

[gloomy roost]

👀

Ah damn

Nationalist time.

[placid sail]

lemme get a sip of that turkish egirl

[clear prism]

No, bz11k

Do not do it

[placid sail]

yes bz11k

[clear prism]

She has fucking 'Live, Laugh, Love' written there

Do not go for mediocracy

Go for tomboys

👌

[placid sail]

well yeah that's almost a deal breaker

but I'm out of options

[clear prism]

Almost?

Nah dude, you got options

[placid sail]

I am thirsty, gtanil.

[clear prism]

Hello thirsty

I am your father.

[gloomy roost]

What happened to all of Mordor's dating apps?

[placid sail]

why have you ghosted me when I tried to contact you during uni years you fucking asshole?

[clear prism]

I had important shit to do, son.

Those bitches are not going to fuck themselves

[placid sail]

riiiight.

[placid sail]

there are

[clear prism]

Name one of them

[placid sail]

tinder and pure, to be precise

but I despise the concept

[gloomy roost]

Yeah

Haven't even heard of Pure

[placid sail]

I think it's local

[gloomy roost]

But I've seen OrdinaryThings vid about tinder and it's cashflow

[clear prism]

Bet it is full of whores, though

Very "Pure"

[placid sail]

it's mostly for fucking, correct

[gloomy roost]

It's made for one night stands or whatever the hell it's called anyways

Yes

[clear prism]

It is indeed called one night stands

[gloomy roost]

For a quick shag

[clear prism]

Worthless and for the weak

[placid sail]

for that quick sausage for the fam

[clear prism]

Give them the old meat sausage, my guy

[abstract path]

Get yo stupid ass outta here

Lol

[clear prism]

The fuck you on about, bro

Broski

Man.

[abstract path]

Hmmm

Hmmmm

I don't need to tell you, do i?

[clear prism]

Tell me

[abstract path]

Why?

[clear prism]

Because I am the one who asked

@clear prism

See?

[abstract path]

Hmmm

Not convinced

[clear prism]

🤷‍♂️

[abstract path]

Lol

He tried

[placid sail]

are you getting banned again soon

[clear prism]

Most likely

[placid sail]

yare yare old man

[gloomy roost]

Are you even still in that server?

[abstract path]

Why is this troll so obvious

[gloomy roost]

Wait, what does happen to your discord when you get banned even

[placid sail]

no, it's just a script, we've already turned it on

gtanil hasn't been here for two days already

[clear prism]

Your account gets purged

They lock it down as if it was about to be deleted

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/960330894655225856/1007789807272984716/video0.mov

[clear prism]

Too big

[plucky void]

I did say where it was from ya nonce

[pliant parrot]

is it gonna work here

!spread !ultrawide !apart

[split canyon]

Spreadsheets about guns and armours currently in G.A.M.M.A. (as in 16/08/2022)

Armours: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mzFmk1zVWa3-scEWwfPZLHxhkmCKXta5DTjUhASVmbw/edit?usp=sharing
Guns: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1MtcGryS-7sWRKWrDXpg28n1QXs6th-dofZYAqAP7mYQ/edit?usp=sharing

Guns is supposed to be changed soon™️ because we have good_guns, a lot of them will be removed from the game.

[clear prism]

Intriguing

[plucky void]

Interesting

kill it

[clear prism]

However, I do not play Gamma anymore

[grizzled meadow]

It works everywhere

But you need to do it one by one

[lusty sonnet]

One of my minor tasks is blacklisting the stuff you do

[pliant parrot]

can u add !legs to explain BHS legs healing?

[grizzled meadow]

We have !heal for that

It explain how you need to heal

[clear prism]

Ah yes, healing

[pliant parrot]

separate for different body parts

[placid sail]

you are doing the right thing

[grizzled meadow]

It's already spoonfeeding enough, the #│📚manual explain that as well, come on

[clear prism]

Nah, Falco

We need a Command for everything

How do I fix my broken marriage? !divorce

[pliant parrot]

u think twice before starting it

now its too late

[lusty sonnet]

Already blacklisting most Mordorian stuff but any scrapers that send mails also get nuked into a honeypot

[clear prism]

It is interesting

I have not gotten any spam E-mails from Mordor since that war has begun

They really have cancelled an entire country, it is great

[lusty sonnet]

The shit i have to check is hilarious

And you can actually see waves

[clear prism]

Morcock.

[placid sail]

wait, you're blacklisting anything mordorian, not just spam and scam?

[clear prism]

Morcock

[placid sail]

that's a bit mean

[lusty sonnet]

Started with idiots spamming mails that they caught you watching childporn and demand bitcoins

[clear prism]

The fuck

[lusty sonnet]

Then those in fr*nch

Now those in polish

[gloomy roost]

[clear prism]

Ah yes, the polish

[lusty sonnet]

Anything not being proven safe by cisco and stuff is suspicious, if it had malicious activity in the past it gets nuked

[clear prism]

Finally, a nuclear solution

[placid sail]

I guess that's fair

[lusty sonnet]

It's good for my polish learning

[clear prism]

I do like me some of that good old Polish

[lusty sonnet]

We're always fair, but if some ip from Mordor is trying to log in 20 times a second, we use the hammer

[clear prism]

This is so sad

Why would anyone from Mordor try to log in 20 times in a second

Could never be a click bot or DDoS

[placid sail]

at least I got to talk with europeans on the phone at that job

[lusty sonnet]

Legit users

[placid sail]

italians were all so sweet and cheerful

dutch people were all very rude for some reason

[clear prism]

They truly have not a single bad bone within them

Because dutch people are in swamp land, my guy

[lusty sonnet]

Man i know this italian dude, he's always sour and on some kind of powertrip

[placid sail]

and most of europeans were uncanny polite

very unusual to face after working in Mordor

[pliant parrot]

and im the one who get muted for semi-nsfw

weird

[placid sail]

even when they realise I'm a fucking spammer who wastes their time, they would go out of their way to politely refuse and tell something like "perhaps we can discuss our future cooperation later, if given the opportunity" or something like that

very proper

[clear prism]

Spammers are the bane of humanity

[placid sail]

I agree

not proud of working that job

it was only for three months luckily

[lusty sonnet]

[placid sail]

and it wasn't even worth it, some half-assed advertising in linked in get the same results, if not better

[clear prism]

Scum of the Earth, my guy

[placid sail]

I mean

I'm currently working in marketing company which refuses any advertisement concerning war

and there are lots of propositions

does that rectify me in some way

[clear prism]

Yes.

[placid sail]

yay.

[clear prism]

You have been forgiven, son.

[placid sail]

also I've been told to go fuck myself a couple of times on that job already

since I've sometimes missed the fact that the channels I try to contact are ukrainian or pro-ukrainian

[clear prism]

Fuck off, Russian warship.

[placid sail]

that was literally one of the insults

the phrase got popular

[lusty sonnet]

@placid sail did you ever contact my people, the Danes?

[clear prism]

Did they not stamp it on someone's fucking passport?

[placid sail]

can't exactly remember anything about the french, I may or may not have encountered one of you british folks, but my memory fails me

[sudden elm]

didnt they get bombed and immediately surrendered

[lusty sonnet]

Fair fair we Norwegians dont like spammers either

[sudden elm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472226994134712321/892469746631573534/image0.gif

[clear prism]

🤝

[placid sail]

my take on that particular incident and the whole situation is, trying to find any information is a sisyphean labor

everyone is full of shit and have opinions, rather facts, about the situation

lots of opinions

unless you're obama, you don't know anything about what's happening

[sudden elm]

wars after 2000

💤

mimimi

[placid sail]

so might as well save yourself some chromosomes and abstain from it completely

[clear prism]

Banned.

[unkempt oasis]

Dang

[plucky void]

double banned

[sudden elm]

turn this shit off!!!!

[unkempt oasis]

My man hates hardbass

[placid sail]

I was watching that for 3 seconds come on

[sudden elm]

no i hate shitty music

[unkempt oasis]

blame mr incognito there

[unkempt oasis]

how dare u

[sudden elm]

my own personal opinon: yo music taste suck as!!!

[placid sail]

lmao

just a couple minutes after you've mentioned it

my friend reposted it

and it was romanians who did it

[gloomy roost]

I can handle Alan Aztec but I cannot

[placid sail]

where the fuck did they get a ukrainian stamp?

[gloomy roost]

For a second enjoy that

[unkempt oasis]

poor uamee :(

[heady crow]

I knew you were a ratman

[placid sail]

bruno

[heady crow]

Bz

[placid sail]

bustin' makes me feel good

[heady crow]

Bust it down eastern man

[heady crow]

@slate crown

[placid sail]

he's having exam tomorrow, he is lost to the world of gym memes

[heady crow]

He will see it tomorrow then

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/297749704920399874/1009509307164926043/3a341fb5d18b41d5.mp4

Someone lend this guy a ladder

[lusty sonnet]

Guess again

[heady crow]

[lusty sonnet]

Pretty sure i've said the truth already

[heady crow]

Maybe

[placid sail]

buried under the mountain of lies

[lusty sonnet]

No cap, the truth has already been said

Might mess with your mental too but that's an added bonus

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/sri6fRJhKfU

[placid sail]

I still think you're greek

[lusty sonnet]

100% not that

[placid sail]

too late for that

[heady crow]

Oh my god

[grizzled meadow]

He's italian

[heady crow]

Finally some good cringe posts

[heady crow]

Hes belgian

[grizzled meadow]

No u

[heady crow]

Falco im not half french

Stop the slander

[pastel quartz]

Yuppp, that's awful stuff heh

[placid sail]

my right wing friend you know about creams at Venice history hard

[onyx birch]

Pretty sure they got imprisoned

Media is full of shit, opinions and bias mostly

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1001814060364480552/1009443158171603005/ducc_1.mp4

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[heady crow]

What truly goes on in guantanamo bay

[gloomy roost]

People being govern by mad geese?

Truly

[lusty sonnet]

FRATELLO

[narrow lotus]

haha that translation is wrong wtf

i said, im not home, later

[clear prism]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IeAiaPNw7s

[radiant grove]

and?

[clear prism]

Who asked

[radiant grove]

damn you got me

[swift scarab]

Alright

Look in #🤖new-anomaly-mods-on-moddb

What in fucks name is that

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuJM-90oMvo

hes literlly me

[fading shuttle]

an affront to god

stalker is fun when you gotta make do with weapons that have been through 50 separate warzones, not when you are using bubbad af shit, or fancy guns

[pastel quartz]

Oh god, what the heck's that

[swift scarab]

Honestly a regular Thompson is perfectly fine for stalker if you ask me, the whole point is you’re supposed to be using old secondhand gear

It’s not Tarkov ffs, that’s what I first thought when I saw it

[pastel quartz]

But but... Tarkov..

[fading shuttle]

thats why i hate the mercenaries, and everything they stand for

[swift scarab]

No.

[pastel quartz]

Ehehehe

[fading shuttle]

they come into my zone with their fancy ass fucking guns

[swift scarab]

I like the Mercs, just not when people turn them into Tarkov players

[fading shuttle]

im gonna shove my sks up their ass so hard

[lusty sonnet]

we already have a ppsh, why not a thompson yeah

maybe an mp40 too

[swift scarab]

Eh, mp40 doesn’t make much sense

[pastel quartz]

There's a Kar98

[fading shuttle]

imo, every weapon that can be heavily modified or looks fancy should be in the advanced repair section

[pastel quartz]

I don't think an MP40 would be that big of a stretch

[swift scarab]

insert every m1911 besides stock here

[lusty sonnet]

why not?

[swift scarab]

I dunno, I’m not a history nerd but in my mind it wouldn’t make sense for mp40s to be in the zone

[lusty sonnet]

don't tell me cuz it's german

[swift scarab]

You are free to criticize me otherwise

[lusty sonnet]

would make sense but in low quantities

[fading shuttle]

i hate tarkov with a burning passion, not because its a bad game but because of the tardkovs that keep telling me to play it cus "its like stalker"

no its not

[pastel quartz]

What? It's nothin like Stalker

[swift scarab]

Is eating even required in Tarkov, I just know people do it every chance they get

[lusty sonnet]

the red army took a lot of german guns with them cuz they were of better make, could lore it up that some ended up in the hands of the army in stalker

[swift scarab]

Huh, makes sense to me

[fading shuttle]

mp40s are still used somewhat frequently in middle eastern conflicts

[gloomy roost]

You know

[swift scarab]

So, regular Thompson when

[gloomy roost]

I like look of that Thompson's gib

[fading shuttle]

some people even use sturmgewehr 44s over there

[lusty sonnet]

the mp40 was a stupidly genius gun

[gloomy roost]

Very modern thompson, now give it a drum.

[lusty sonnet]

Tommygun time

godfather style

[fading shuttle]

my thompsom m u s t have a red dot sight and a laser sight you dont understand me dad

you never will get me

[swift scarab]

I can’t remember, what was that prototype gun the Germans made that was the old equivalent of the modern assault rifle

[fading shuttle]

stg 44

i just mentioned it

[lusty sonnet]

sturmgewehr 44

[swift scarab]

Ah, that’s the name

[lusty sonnet]

or stg44

[swift scarab]

I like how it looks personally

[fading shuttle]

the fact its in misery but not gamma is a crime

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/weapon-customization-call-of-duty-vanguard-customize-guns-weapon-crafting-weapon-variety-gif-23023982

I think the only other gun that I find just as aesthetically pleasing is an AK with the extended brown bakelite magazine

[lusty sonnet]

German engineering was way ahead of its time during the wars

then america yoinked their missile experts

[pastel quartz]

Lotsa gun nerds, huh?

[swift scarab]

Hehe radiation go boom

[lusty sonnet]

History nerd*

[swift scarab]

Both

[lusty sonnet]

i mainly know FN guns

[pastel quartz]

Aren't they a Belgian company?

[lusty sonnet]

yuh

[pastel quartz]

Alright! Name the coolest gun they made then

But the Fal doesn't count

[lusty sonnet]

P90 imo

genius mag design

too bad it isn't used a lot

except for covert special ninja ops in movies

[pastel quartz]

Ohh yeah, the ultra futuristic gun from Stargate ehehe

I still dunno who thought up the whole mag design but it's so silly, I love it

[lusty sonnet]

designed to be light and still being able to penetrate some kevlar, usable by left- and righthanded people and 50 fucking bullets

[plucky void]

and helping the gun's compact-ish design

[pastel quartz]

I guess it's a good way to tell sumone you don't like 'em

[plucky void]

what

[pastel quartz]

Y'know, shootin them with a P90?

[lusty sonnet]

it's like 3kg fully loaded

it's nothing for a pistol on cocaine, heroin and crack at the same time

[plucky void]

I think any gun is a great way to tell someone you don't like them if you're shooting at them with it

but to add insult to injury, make it a pocket pistol. a kolibri, even

[pastel quartz]

Isn't that like

The really really smol pistol from Battlefield 1?

[swift scarab]

Yup

[heady crow]

Jacked up history nerd whos into guns

Just like me fr

[lusty sonnet]

frfr

[lusty sonnet]

honestly not that into guns, i can just appreciate smart design

[heady crow]

The extent of my gun knowledge is tarkov and watching ahoys vids

[swift scarab]

insert Barrett .50cal here

[lusty sonnet]

that'll change with military training

[heady crow]

Yeah it will

Rk62 fun gun

Also kind of thinking of trying to get into reserve officer school in the military

But ill see

[gloomy roost]

Okay

[gloomy roost]

I have clocked in 7 episodes of wholesome witch anime

Time to ruin everything and play league

[heady crow]

Why would you do that to yourself

[lusty sonnet]

feel like the barret is the most overhyped gun there is

[swift scarab]

Yes

[heady crow]

Ofc the american insantly brings up the .50cal when he sees a discussion on guns

[lusty sonnet]

nothing a SCAR variant can't fix

that gun do be universal asf

[plucky void]

I just wanted a smol pistol for plinking

but

no money
nowhere to shoot it safely without the neighbors calling the cops

[plucky void]

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd

[lusty sonnet]

and proud

[pastel quartz]

Proud nerd? That's neat hehehe

[lusty sonnet]

it's chill history

[pastel quartz]

Tell me your favorite moments in history then!

[pliant parrot]

my favorite moment in history when anime didnt exist

[lusty sonnet]

got a lot of them depending on the time period tbh

[pastel quartz]

Then how about hmmm

Renaissance era, favorite moments?

[lusty sonnet]

Da Vinci writing greek with his left and latin with his right hand

Renaissance was mostly art, and imo the best period for art

[pastel quartz]

Now that's somethin you don't hear often

But it's totally awesome and really darn impressive

[heady crow]

I bet ares can do the same

[lusty sonnet]

i tried playing pool with my left hand today

it went bad

should train that hand more tbh

[heady crow]

😉

[lusty sonnet]

no horny thoughts

[heady crow]

Only horny ones

[heady crow]

But ye i only change hands when i need to do some behind the back work in pool

[lusty sonnet]

i tried the entire match :(

[heady crow]

Ever tried to play with the wrong side of the stick btw?

[lusty sonnet]

the stick has a name

but no i haven't

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/arya-game-of-thrones-got-gif-5545055

Fuck wrong gif

https://tenor.com/view/got-game-of-thrones-name-gif-21743356

Close enough

But anyways you should, its a trip

[pastel quartz]

Oh look, it's Game of Thrones

[lusty sonnet]

maybe tomorrow

[heady crow]

Ive been forced to play like it way too much due to the younger students breaking the fucking sticks

[lusty sonnet]

ah rip

not a lot of cue breaking at work tho

[heady crow]

Good for you

I bet they dont throw the balls on the floor to see how they bounce too

Swear to god 1st year students are a fucking menace

[lusty sonnet]

lmaooo

[lusty sonnet]

nah we're all mostly functioning adults

[heady crow]

Suprised that its mostly since you work in it

[lusty sonnet]

i'm one of the idiots

trust

[heady crow]

🤝

[lusty sonnet]

can't pool for shit but i get those lucky pockets

my god every company has cringe promo videos

[pastel quartz]

Ya can't be a successful company without 'em!

[lusty sonnet]

we went VR shooting and they included that in our video

[heady crow]

Pool is just pure fun as long as you can hit some shots

Now does the fun come from actually succeeding or failing miseriably

[lusty sonnet]

both

[heady crow]

Eeh depends on the game

[heady crow]

It companies

[lusty sonnet]

if you're outclassed it sucks a bit

but other than that, pool always fun for me

[lusty sonnet]

everybody looking chill, even the CEO
me: looking down the barrel of my gun
dude next to me: the fuck you doing?

[grizzled meadow]

@lusty sonnet Baptism of fire: completed

KCD: officially started

[lusty sonnet]

nice

Runt gave me troubles cuz i was severeeeely underleveled and undergeared

turns out a Henry with 0 archery skills can 1 tap him with an arrow cuz Runt doesn't believe in helmets

[gloomy roost]

ez

[west owl]

https://youtu.be/J15tf3FVJ8g

[gloomy roost]

I think last year when I played KCD I leveled archery but also put some time into learning the mace combos

because f your armor

[heady crow]

[gloomy roost]

and your brain

[lusty sonnet]

mace is broken

mace is god

[heady crow]

I mean its the first thing you do in a vr shooting game anyways

[gloomy roost]

🤝

[lusty sonnet]

clothes? fuck your bones and face
armor? fuck your armor
shield? fuck your stamina

[lusty sonnet]

had a p90 as a gun

was happy

[heady crow]

Chad

[placid sail]

actual photo of khaaytil

he even drinks baltika too

[lusty sonnet]

man i should give New Vegas another chance maybe

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/palpatine-star-wars-emperor-do-it-go-for-it-gif-17446081

[placid sail]

you should give New Vegas all the chances

also your clothes

and kneecaps too

[abstract path]

Everyone brags about their free speech until i yell "bomb" at an airport

[lusty sonnet]

runescape tho

[placid sail]

runescape will be there forever, you addict

[lusty sonnet]

shush

[placid sail]

but New Vegas is a great 10-1000 hours adventure

in and out

[lusty sonnet]

already played it once

[placid sail]

do it and get back to your low poly grind

[lusty sonnet]

RS3 is no longer that low poly

[placid sail]

with all dlcs?

[lusty sonnet]

yeah

[placid sail]

try DUST then

[lusty sonnet]

every dlc had a different shade

orange, blue, red dlc

[placid sail]

used dem shshshshaders

[lusty sonnet]

i should

[placid sail]

and other graphical mod shit

a lot of good mods

[lusty sonnet]

might just fuck around and get a ps2 emulator for Spartan Total Warrior

[clear prism]

Do it.

[placid sail]

?

also fucking ow, you goddamn spotlight

[lusty sonnet]

never heard of DUST i think

[placid sail]

it's a big overhaul for New Vegas

[lusty sonnet]

ah

[placid sail]

which can be summarised by question "what if all went very, very wrong and bad?"

[clear prism]

Nah dude, play DUSK

[lusty sonnet]

but RUNESCAPE

[clear prism]

Play Runescape, then

[lusty sonnet]

:)

need to play Dark Messiah too

[west owl]

hmmmm the kick dom waifu simulator, it is a kink of a game

[lusty sonnet]

brings back nostalgia as well

but fuck the spiders in that game

[heady crow]

Me expect its long drink and tarkov

[onyx birch]

I seriously want to kill myself after this

[west owl]

I still have to finish a living legend once in gamma or anomaly . Like 3 times I've started and by the moment that i'm around disabling the brain scorcher, i get distracted with some other game

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah mace is broken

[west owl]

the bonk is stronk

[grizzled meadow]

One hit and he was unconscious

I'm also overleveled, most probably

I did every possible thing before that

Cumans aren't really a problem up to this point

[west owl]

but back when i played i was full archer, the animations of the arrow impacting and hurting bringed me so much pleasure even cringing to the sigh of doing that to a one piece chest plate

[lusty sonnet]

on my hardcore run i edited the xmls to be able to use the curved swords as they're dogshit

[west owl]

cu mans

[gloomy roost]

Queuemans

[west owl]

but gotta love the drip of the cumans, they have my respect

[lusty sonnet]

cuman masks mm

[gloomy roost]

Yeaaaah

So

What new features will be in KCD2

Or will it be the same but more

[lusty sonnet]

i hope they make some more combo attacks and more original ones for 1 handed weapons

no point in using them when you can bonk everyone

[mortal dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/punch-blue-hoodie-beat-up-gif-15435775

[mortal dirge]

aldourien gaming

https://c.tenor.com/RU0YcfaqPIIAAAAM/spy-tf2-spy-x-family.gif

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/297749704920399874/1009548089956249662/received_577827043829851.mp4

[clear prism]

Buff Colonel Sanders is 💪

[lusty sonnet]

TIL VALHALLL

the valhall part gets me every time

[heady crow]

Btw ares remind me to post this tomorrow

[lusty sonnet]

at midnight tho

it's wednesday today right?

or did i skip a day

[heady crow]

Well depends on your timezone

[lusty sonnet]

easy to narrow down my location

[heady crow]

I mean

Yeah i guess

[lusty sonnet]

😉

[heady crow]

Alright one more repost

[gloomy roost]

ARE YOU ON THE SQUARE

[grizzled meadow]

Have they announced it? Or are we all simply believing that it will be that?

[lusty sonnet]

we're all believing

[grizzled meadow]

I hope it's really that as well

The potential is enormous

[heady crow]

Hoping for sdalger 2

Wheres my copium emote falco

[gloomy roost]

Don't trigger Falco

[grizzled meadow]

I need one, send it and I'll add it

[heady crow]

Ehhh

Tomorrow

[grizzled meadow]

I have the thing pinned just for these occasions

[heady crow]

Also a grossie classic

[lusty sonnet]

combat is mmmm on hardcore

no more green shield

[heady crow]

I still wish kcd would have more of a hobo phase

[lusty sonnet]

training for 2 hours with buff dude sets you up for the rest of the game sadly enough

[heady crow]

I want to feel scared getting into combat instead of heehoo mace go bonk after clearing out a few camps

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAqHY85RbV8

Alternate title: Journey - Just Stop Believing

[grizzled meadow]

Basically, yes

But not only that

It literally train you to go into battle

[lusty sonnet]

yeah

[grizzled meadow]

I mean, you're obligated

You can't skip it

[lusty sonnet]

still 1vX is kinda hard

[grizzled meadow]

The problem is that the game doesn't really tell you "HEY YOU NEED TO DO IT" (from what I remember)

[west owl]

[grizzled meadow]

It's more like a suggestion

[west owl]

it doesn't ye

[grizzled meadow]

Like "Hey you wanna train? Go there, maybe you'll find him at this specific time of the day"

[west owl]

i remember a mate having diff with the game

[grizzled meadow]

Like the fuck

[west owl]

and i was like bro, just do the trainings and get that counter attack ability

from there is playing assassins creed

[grizzled meadow]

True that

I thought Baptism of Fire was more difficult but it was easy

There is to say that I've cheated badly because fuck them

It's almost impossible to stealth

[lusty sonnet]

cheat? :o

[grizzled meadow]

And it's almost impossible to do shit while you're a cuman

[west owl]

1vX the camera and locking mechanics is the final boss

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah, I have stuff

[lusty sonnet]

[grizzled meadow]

Like actual cheats for the console

[lusty sonnet]

wemod?

[grizzled meadow]

Nope

[grizzled meadow]

All stuff in "mods" folder

[lusty sonnet]

ah like that

[grizzled meadow]

Or press F1/F2/F3 and you can fly/go fast/if you're up in the air you can land wherever you want

[west owl]

this is what happens when one gets used to power

[lusty sonnet]

mod abuse

power abuse

literally stalin

[pastel quartz]

Aboooooose!

[heady crow]

Falco now can abuse his mod powers on discord and in kcd

[grizzled meadow]

Guys I love the game but I hate the fact that the game is literally go to A and then go to B with nothing in the middle

[heady crow]

Tragic

[heady crow]

???

[lusty sonnet]

fast travel or random events tho

[grizzled meadow]

I'm basically using fast travel, without using fast travel

Random events are literally people that wanna kill you, after a while it get stale

[grizzled meadow]

Read above

[heady crow]

Falco you arent playing the game if you arent traveling in your horse 24/7

[lusty sonnet]

and beggars for money

[grizzled meadow]

Ah MGS V

[heady crow]

Dont even get started with this shit

Imagine fast traveling in stalker for example

[grizzled meadow]

Another fucking game where at like mission 35 I decided to use fucking cheats even for that

[grizzled meadow]

I do

[heady crow]

Falco i will skin you alive

[grizzled meadow]

And I hate it because it's Loading Screen: The Game

[lusty sonnet]

Raiden outfit goes ZOOOOOOM

[heady crow]

Next you are gonna say is that you dont have restricted zone on

[grizzled meadow]

Of course not

Everything is open

Fuck maps

[heady crow]

Fuck you

[grizzled meadow]

Playing the game as intended

[heady crow]

The leather club is down that way

[grizzled meadow]

♂ Fuck you ♂

[grizzled meadow]

Jump out of that, uh, jabroni outfit and I'll show you who's the real boss of this gym

[grizzled meadow]

Neuron activation: literally me

And finally a movie that I don't need to watch for the meme

[heady crow]

Bro fr that edit is one of my favs

[grizzled meadow]

I already watched the movie

[lusty sonnet]

no offence but we're talking about buff twunk Bruno vs pizza mamma mia

[heady crow]

Is it good

I want to see it fr

Like fr fr

[grizzled meadow]

I don't remember a single comma of that film

[west owl]

lmao

[grizzled meadow]

I watched it years and years ago

[west owl]

idk imho is not great not terrible

[heady crow]

Well it has ryan in a good looking metallica sleevless

Ill watch it

[west owl]

really is ryan gostling part the good part

and ye it has a ryan that wouldnt even be remotly gay if i let him leave my butt like japan's flag

it would be a matter of respect

[abstract path]

Oi!

Tis

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow hes just like me fr

[lusty sonnet]

no more anime pfp wooo

[heady crow]

Honestly this pfp just looks weird now that i look at it wtf

[grizzled meadow]

Nooo Makima

[heady crow]

I use compact anyways so usually am not looking at my pfp

[grizzled meadow]

Rip I can't stare at Bruno pfp for hours anymore

[heady crow]

Dw id still let her destroy me

[lusty sonnet]

ahhh

[heady crow]

Still reminds me to order more csm volumes

[grizzled meadow]

Yarr har fiddle dee dee
Being a ||REDACTED|| is alright to be

[swift scarab]

Fuck you, toothbrush sex

[heady crow]

Yeah physical media just fucks hard

I get way more out of it when i read it printed

[swift scarab]

Same

Behold, Senko, but with Minecraft fox noises

[heady crow]

Me and the boys spooning eachother bcs its the only way 5 of us are gonna fit in a single bed

[heady crow]

Accurate

[pastel quartz]

Cuuuute!

[swift scarab]

Based

[grizzled meadow]

@lusty sonnet Another curiosity about FF7 which I still need to play but now I'm in KCD mode

Is it just me or is the beginning just a huge wall of text? So far I've fought very little and read a lot of conversations

[heady crow]

Yes

Its a final fantasy game

What did you expect

[swift scarab]

Hey guys I figured it out

[grizzled meadow]

?

Ah the caption

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-american-psycho-right-yeah-of-course-totally-gif-24784535

[heady crow]

My ancestors

[west owl]

my condolences for your relative chester

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812505205798207508/1000046191859466351/repost_this_rat.mp4

[heady crow]

Oh my god what the fuck

Thats way to good to just be posted to chicanery or something

[wide bough]

It’s all about the underground

[swift scarab]

Can’t take something I never had

[wide bough]

Can you name all 59 women

[heady crow]

But you still can become one

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/no-nope-cat-cute-gif-4544032

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYMecn08Sx8

mayooooooooooooo

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/ffxiv-gif-20841713

[wide bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/791401130025680910/1008267351701082152/redditsave.com_go_brrrrrrrrrr-ehpvrcnr33h91-220.mp4

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376219687786250243/1009481920494702684/igVideo-15.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

I've played a few other FF but so far none has ever been so "long" in getting started

[pastel quartz]

we live in a society where we sexualize toothbrushes.

[gloomy roost]

I blame Monogatari

[pastel quartz]

please krismobuddachrist please send a asteroid to earth a bigger one this time i mean

https://tenor.com/view/exploding-star-trek-picard-boom-exploding-planet-paramount-plus-gif-21804218

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/pain-sad-anime-smoke-gif-20376521

Chaos isn’t much, but it’s honest work

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/heresy-detected-war-hammer-40k-gif-9829547

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812259709112942617/1009580319084650507/FaWDSIaXoAMgMO3.jpg

[heady crow]

Mayor