🎪bruh-fart

[heady crow]

Once again i am asking for boon recommendations

[swift scarab]

I feel like this is how some people approach this channel

[lusty sonnet]

read Homer first

[heady crow]

Yeah i feel like thats a valid take

[heady crow]

Thanks for pressuring me more

[pastel quartz]

why need a riot shield

thats retarded

you cant cook hand grenades

thats dumb

[heady crow]

Also @swift scarab where is your pfp even from

[pastel quartz]

thats a very dumb picture

i give it 1/10 bobs

[grizzled meadow]

At this point I believe you open your meme folder and while you're blindfolded you choose a video

[grizzled meadow]

Also this fucking channel has become history channel

[pastel quartz]

Yuppp hehehe

[heady crow]

I guess large buff men just like to talk about ancient roman and greek history

[lusty sonnet]

:)))

[pastel quartz]

@heady crow

I guess that explains why I don't know much about that

[pastel quartz]

accurate

[lusty sonnet]

Caligula was also a chad

[heady crow]

[lusty sonnet]

mentally ill but a chad

[heady crow]

I presume that you either arent large, buff or a man or any of them

[pastel quartz]

Weeelll

I'm like 1.71 soo that isn't "large"

And I'm not muscular either! So yeah heh

[pastel quartz]

change that

[pastel quartz]

change that too

start dwarfmaxxing

[pastel quartz]

I don't think that's possible hehehe..

[pastel quartz]

bro i HATE THESE MEMES

[heady crow]

So either you are a femboy or not a guy at all

[stone blade]

"cooking a nade" hahaahahahahahahahahaa

[pastel quartz]

do you get them on reddit?

[lusty sonnet]

:)))

nah

is there a reddit for this?

[pastel quartz]

has to be

or a woman makes these

which is even worse

im not womanphobic

[heady crow]

Well r/TroyMemes is just based around the 2004 film

[pastel quartz]

but i sincerely believe the internet should be limited to buff men talking about roman and greek ancient history

[lusty sonnet]

time to check it out

[heady crow]

Oh its great

[lusty sonnet]

pretty mediocre sub, kinda want to watch Troy again now

[heady crow]

It has its moments. But ye there are better subs around

[pastel quartz]

ayo check this video

[pastel quartz]

we should overdose on benadryl and have a vc

[pastel quartz]

whats your password, OUT with it

[heady crow]

Me and you?

[lusty sonnet]

maybe

movienight with greek/roman themed movies?

[heady crow]

Id be up

[lusty sonnet]

Alci my boi

[heady crow]

Dont think i have anything going on during the weekend if im not going hiking

[lusty sonnet]

ah f i'm out this weekend

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/466703037684121611/1009054395557756988/cIH14ty.mp4

[heady crow]

Ahh alright

Well see then

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4t7-DEx1-w

[heady crow]

I prolly have something going on tomorrow and thursday so

[pastel quartz]

@heady crow

[heady crow]

Hyperboria is finland

Real

Also cool that they put a song from Turisas on the backround

[west owl]

https://youtu.be/dfO18klwKHg

[pastel quartz]

@heady crow i was there

[lusty sonnet]

@heady crow very important question, how do you pronounce Caesar?

[pastel quartz]

Tsí tzárr

[lusty sonnet]

uhu ok

[pastel quartz]

yeah

[lusty sonnet]

lemme get phonetic shit

ˈt͡sɛːzaʁ

that kinda?

[pastel quartz]

What the heck's that

[lusty sonnet]

tsi tzarr for bob

but phonetic writing

[pastel quartz]

huh

That looks like you're tryna summon Satan

i made those words up

but it was accurate

bob wins again

[lusty sonnet]

wrong pronunciation tho

i wanna know what Bruno says

[pastel quartz]

🤓

[lusty sonnet]

before i judge

[lusty sonnet]

maybe

[pastel quartz]

greeks were good at summoning demons (scythians)

i want the old disney back

Tryin to speak Latin but ya end up summonin an ancient demon instead

That's how I felt durin Latin classes ehehe

[lusty sonnet]

scanning latin does feel like that

[pastel quartz]

I used to be prettyy good at speakin Latin actually but not anymore, I've totally forgotten like everythin

It just seems insane to me that sum went their whole life speakin that language

[gloomy roost]

Turisas less go

[pastel quartz]

i accidentaly left the gachi video muted and open on my browser

the autoplayer was on

my recommendations will be wild

[west owl]

@lusty sonnet

[lusty sonnet]

🤢

t90 farms

[pastel quartz]

Just a normal day in Kazakhstan..

[stone blade]

throw the shit so hard you might aswell bent them

[muted raven]

i was about to say. then again, its a gun

[stone blade]

you theoretically could

[muted raven]

you can toss it around like that. but it still hurts my soul

[heady crow]

In finnish i guess like how its written but ditching the a and when speaking english i like to say it with a k like c

[stone blade]

yeah

[muted raven]

meanwhile

[lusty sonnet]

soo ˈkaɪsar? 👀

[heady crow]

Yes exactly

[lusty sonnet]

if only you lived closer

[heady crow]

With a lil bit of h after the k too

[heady crow]

Backpacking trip though europe 2023 lesgo

[lusty sonnet]

backpack to new zealand

@placid sail believes i'm from there

[heady crow]

Well i mean ive always wanted to visit new zealand

[lusty sonnet]

same

[heady crow]

Plane tickets just a bit pricey

[lusty sonnet]

wanna see some kiwis

[heady crow]

Which ones?

[lusty sonnet]

the birds

[muted raven]

the fruit bird people

[heady crow]

Respectable choice

For me its mostly the sights and ahem lotr

[lusty sonnet]

i thought lotr was a given

take pics like all the other lotr fans

[heady crow]

Ill be the most generic lotr fan there

Dw

[heady crow]

https://youtu.be/Kgn2b-4yyoA

[heady crow]

Should just hire a dwarf at that point

[lusty sonnet]

fucking cicero

[stone blade]

hes literally me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox1l7zR75WU&t=121s

that entrance tho

what an absolute unit

[muted raven]

wait. he's also a doctor? bruhh

[stone blade]

yeah

what a gigachad

[muted raven]

absolute vrungal

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COpo4BQh7Ug&t=3915s

[placid sail]

https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/hdgifs/Proud+s_99a77b_9800113.mp4

[gloomy roost]

Nothing like cracking open some macadamia nuts

And a small chance for self injury

[muted raven]

they're tasty af but damn are they greasy

[muted raven]

ayo what

[west owl]

future cultured mass shooter in preparation

[muted raven]

modern game cash shop skins be like

[muted raven]

byotiful

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/602564034146861066/1009165426044960890/cohete-1.mp4

[eager quest]

this whole channel

[west owl]

its tru

[gloomy roost]

A bit rude innit m8

But true

Except like Dumbolin

[real tinsel]

correct

i get all the men instead

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWeEA_BI3jI

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/235164125196451840/1009212292560322751/redditsave.com_ale_soluwa_na_trombce-94apiywtqos81.mp4

[west owl]

To the editor: pls put snes jrpg intro kind of theme

[gloomy roost]

Man

Can some interdimensional force please just good vibe beam us

[west owl]

done

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/433588635384676354/1008799985980153956/b.webm

[gloomy roost]

Mfw I almost post a meme about history involving WW1&2

[pastel quartz]

Do it..

[gloomy roost]

[placid sail]

what a great setting

what kind of tabletop is that?

[placid sail]

granted

you're welcome

[gloomy roost]

I mean

Most of the history in the meme is heavily flawed

[west owl]

idk man, i believed it was the setting for chrono trigger at the beginning before going casual

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473657277241622528/1009133029261836430/US_history_according_to_americans__240_X_426_.mp4 Have mercy mods

[pastel quartz]

Germany allied with Poland... that's just cursed

[placid sail]

yoink

gonna send that to my history nerd friend

cheers

[pastel quartz]

Ohhkay this is freakin funny hahaha

[placid sail]

also that is precisely why I'm running away if I'm ever interviewed like that randomly on the spot

[pastel quartz]

Whaaat? Why?

[gloomy roost]

daaaaaamn

[placid sail]

because I'm both very poorly educated on any subject and extremely forgetful

[pastel quartz]

Well

I guess that's fair heh

[placid sail]

I'm not gonna just entertain you with my stupidity, internet assholes including me

I'm booking it the moment somebody whips out a microphone

[pastel quartz]

That's a great setup for a prank

How to make bzeek run away in fear!
Step 1: Get a microphone

[gloomy roost]

I'd do a eat shit grin and just say the most bizzare answer I could, but knowing where I live I know that there won't be anything like this.

Ah yes

[placid sail]

hey, that's not bad either

[gloomy roost]

Does Bz have more fear towards saying the wrong answer or crowds?

[placid sail]

just shock everyone with the most insane shit you can throw in on the spot

[placid sail]

the answer is yes

[pastel quartz]

It's liiike that one meme

[placid sail]

well no, actually, wrong answers more

not that socially inept

[pastel quartz]

"Do you know the moon landin's fake?"
"Ohh so you're one of those guys that believes the moon exists, huh?"

[placid sail]

but the imperfection issues? yeah

[swift scarab]

Have a bunch of dogs at the vet

[gloomy roost]

Juno everyone knows that we live on a flat rock flying through space on a turtle

[pastel quartz]

Awwwww

[swift scarab]

[pastel quartz]

Duhh

Everythin else's just a big conspiracy

[gloomy roost]

Finally, Falco is online.

[placid sail]

poor things, shaking so much

[gloomy roost]

@grizzled meadow

[pastel quartz]

Prepare for judgement!

[grizzled meadow]

Ah sorry

[gloomy roost]

Idk what type of history is allowed here

[grizzled meadow]

I had to close DM's for like the 100th time

[gloomy roost]

Ah it's ok

[grizzled meadow]

I love to help people but when they ask for shit in private, heh

[placid sail]

hail, pasta man

no wait you're actually not allowed to watch it

[pastel quartz]

Yeahh, gettin random Dms is the reason why I closed mine too

Sum really weird stuff goin on there..

[grizzled meadow]

But why

[placid sail]

to escape the temptation!

https://tenor.com/view/cauliflower-fried-karfiol-rántott-karfiol-zöldség-gif-24921037

that's better

look how nice it is hurk

thank god I'm a fucking stick man

[pastel quartz]

I don't even know what that is

[west owl]

OwO wuts that

[placid sail]

so I can eat whatever shit I want in any quantities until the health issues will chase me too and I'll get in the same boat the chubbies are for my hubris

[placid sail]

it's cauliflower

[pastel quartz]

That... doesn't sound like a good idea heh

[placid sail]

y'all europeans don't eat vegetables or what?

[heady vapor]

what the fuck is that

[west owl]

[heady vapor]

some kind of anomaly

[pastel quartz]

It's the deep fried anomaly!

[placid sail]

so apparently. not only people of brainfart get no bitches, but no vegetables, either.

[pastel quartz]

Thanks, autocorrector..

[west owl]

not usually breaded and fried no, that's something more for ham and cheese or some kind of meat based and broth dough

[grizzled meadow]

It's not like I can cook pasta and get away with it, you know

[gloomy roost]

I just like to eat mine raw rather

[placid sail]

it's not breaded, it can get a natural browning on its own with some oil on a skillet

[west owl]

a quick spaghettis al oleo and anglio

[placid sail]

slippery slope!

repent!

[grizzled meadow]

Almost

It's "spaghetti aglio e olio"

[west owl]

👍

aceite y ajo primo

[placid sail]

ahaaa google says you're spanish!

ride a bull NOW!

wait is that a thing

[west owl]

damn google and its ai

ride no we just put some pointy sticks on them in various ways

[placid sail]

oh, right

[west owl]

or run away from them and get fucked

[placid sail]

corrida or something

you guys really like bulls don't you

I though it's a greek thing

well, they love them... literally, I guess

[west owl]

it's kind of dying thing

you know ppl dont like too much now to see animals suffer nowadays

[placid sail]

I mean, it's a basic empathy

you see a creature suffer, and you think "I remember when I've suffered once, it wasn't really cash money, I didn't like it at all, perhaps this creature shouldn't suffer either"

[grizzled meadow]

It's obvious that this is spanish, come on

[placid sail]

yeah, obvious indeed, since you LIVE IN EUROPE AND I DON'T YOU SALSICCIA

[west owl]

yeah well once it was started the habit, so i guess the sensitivity changes. Back when you were used to see from kid slaughter the animals to eat, then maybe it wasnt so impacting

[grizzled meadow]

How to tell if a guy is talking spanish and not italian: see if the phrase have a bunch of "y" in it

Simple as that

[placid sail]

indeed, not many people in the cities novadays who actually has ended a creature's life before

besides, it's still different

one is necessity and other is purely entertainment

[west owl]

hey still the bull from the show are eaten

but yeah, its different

[placid sail]

aceite y ajo primo

a whole ONE y

you are trolling me aren't you

[west owl]

[placid sail]

oh wait I did have a little experience with spain!

it was in my childhood, when my parents took me on a trip with them, and we've been for a couple days in barselona, and there was tapos and that funny tripping house and that's all I remember

or was it madrid

[pastel quartz]

Prolly Barcelona, that's where all tourists usually head to

[narrow lotus]

[west owl]

the tripping house might be dalis house museum

[placid sail]

right!

Gaudi House Museum, Barcelona

or wait

no no it was gaudi

[west owl]

for the most part probably the tourist see a very different madrid of the one i knew while living there

and well for the most part i've living in the south, which is different

[placid sail]

most certainly, and I don't even remember half of it!

I'd visit, but, you know

evil

and stuff

[pastel quartz]

Huh?

[placid sail]

shows his villain licence see? 🇷🇺

[pastel quartz]

Ohhhhh

Oww, that sucks

[west owl]

and I will preach to future tourist to leave the bs in barcelona or madrid and come to granada, malaga or cadiz, that's where you are gonna find the merry spanish stereotype with tapas as god intended, free food rations with your beers

[pastel quartz]

Righto! If I ever go to Spain, I'll keep that in mind heh

[placid sail]

tapos is such a great concept, it is so culturally close to us

we are the nation of Butterbrot, and tapos is like

a sublime, perfected form of that

great assortment, almost anything you like

in perfect bite sizes

[pastel quartz]

Lemme just google what that is ehehe

[placid sail]

with a decanter of that

what was that

right, sangria

[pastel quartz]

Ohhh, Tapas!

That's the good stuff right there heh

I've tried my hand at makin it but I think I totally misunderstood the recipes I got from a friend

I gotta try doin that again sumday

[west owl]

wouldnt go that far, but it's the classic that calls the attention to foreigners

that here bars, aren't usually to drink pure alcohol

it's to eat and drink beer for hours end

takes much longer to get blind drunk when you are having some ham, or some deep fried squids, croquetas, etc

[placid sail]

🤤

[pastel quartz]

It's good that I ate prettyy well today or else I'd get super hungry right now!

[west owl]

idk it's a beautiful country to live and visit, that mostly all that remains of industry is oriented is towards tourism, which makes funny because it's usually precisely those touristic businesses and landmarks the worst that the land has to offer

idk but maybe @grizzled meadow can agree with me on that maybe happening that also in italy

and btw where are you both from? @pastel quartz @placid sail

[placid sail]

uh

[pastel quartz]

You go first..

[placid sail]

it's that one ||🇷🇺||

[pastel quartz]

And I'm from Austria!

[west owl]

[placid sail]

ANUUUUU

cheeky breeky and all that jazz

[eager quest]

vali hui sosa

[pastel quartz]

He did the thing!

The big funny!!

[west owl]

being honest i have no clue about austria other than the birth place of the failed artist that went ham

[pastel quartz]

Yuuup

That's usually what I get too heh

[eager quest]

i sometimes forget that country exists

[placid sail]

my friend been there for a time and told me they ran a lot and drink beer a lot

and have big schnitzels

[west owl]

and russia, i actually started the duolingo russian courses to try to talk something back when i played cs go with my ruski teammates

[pastel quartz]

There's this one American guy I met and when I told him that, he said I'm an ||uber nazi||

I gotta commend him tho, not a lotta Americans know Austria even exists soooo

[gloomy roost]

That's not nice

[eager quest]

a lotta americans dont know anything

[pastel quartz]

Yeahh..

[eager quest]

but

[gloomy roost]

Proven by the vid I sent

[placid sail]

your uber is here

[gloomy roost]

Y e s.

[placid sail]

UBER NAZI

[eager quest]

thats besides the point

[placid sail]

HAHAHA

[pastel quartz]

Oh god hahaha

[placid sail]

starts screaming and shooting, driving away american in fear

that's what you should have done

[pastel quartz]

I wish I could've buuut he blocked me soon after

[placid sail]

if somebody plays you dirty, ESCALATE

[gloomy roost]

[placid sail]

good riddance

[pastel quartz]

I mean yeah, he did me a favor with that one

But yup! That's not even mentionin how many times I've been corrected with

"Nop, ya mean Australia, right?"

[west owl]

[placid sail]

it's a very astonishing thing in americans, really

don't know if I love it or hate it

[gloomy roost]

What? Ignorance?

[placid sail]

even if you're in the wrong whoever hard you may be!

you're always confident

gonna stand your ground on the stupidest hill in the history of stupid hills

[west owl]

idk i dont blame them harsh, if you ask me for asian countries probably you find me one that i even doubt its existence, the same with some us states

[placid sail]

second world war? yeah, it was nazis against germans! in space! hell year brother!

not a second of doubt! hesitation!

[west owl]

[placid sail]

absolutely fascinating

[west owl]

it's the nature show

[pastel quartz]

Like

I don't mind Americans, they're pretty cool sumtimes!

It's just

Sum of 'em can be sooo extreme

It's really hard to hold a convo with them before it goes totally haywire

[west owl]

here the last one that i saw of that kind, found a group that didn't even know we had a dictatorship less a century ago

people gonna be people

[placid sail]

no, I'm not saying americans are stupid

everyone is stupid, I am extreeeeemely stupid

but that confidence in themselves in absolutely every situation

it's so alien to me, if anything, I doubt absolutely everything, including myself

[west owl]

damn existential crisis

[placid sail]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KpXsfimrkFo

[west owl]

literally me frfr

but man I find russia a pretty interesting place given how fucking massive it is so much history of cultures merging or getting merged

and ofc the bald and bankrupt and my favourite boy band have had something to do with it

[placid sail]

the bald and bankrupt?...

[west owl]

the boyband https://youtu.be/6I_y8Trb4cs

[pastel quartz]

What kinda instrument is that..?

[west owl]

https://www.youtube.com/c/baldandbankrupt

[west owl]

some sassy crappy humour sometimes brittish guy that makes blog, started mostly only with russia

[placid sail]

oh, I thought it's an epithet for something, but you were literal

[west owl]

ye

[placid sail]

that's funny

we were just discussin Altay with my boss an hour ago

there is apparently a government-backed cashback system for going on tour to Siberia this autumn

[pastel quartz]

I only know like one spot in Siberia

[placid sail]

maybe it's a sign from fate that I should go there

[pastel quartz]

Novosibirsk!

[placid sail]

oh hey I knew a guy from there

[pastel quartz]

It's because I've been there hehehe

Well

[placid sail]

a boyfriend of my best friend's sister

[pastel quartz]

Only for a coupla days but still!!

[placid sail]

wait really?

huh

what were you doing there?

[pastel quartz]

Visitin my brother, he used to live there!

[placid sail]

huh???

[pastel quartz]

I didn't know a lick of Russian sooo I almost got lost

[placid sail]

oh, so you must be of some russian heritage

[pastel quartz]

Oh uhm

He isn't like my blood related brother

More like uhhh

Step brother?

[placid sail]

I see

[pastel quartz]

But yeahh, I visited him like around 2019

Juuust before Covid and stuff

Kinda lucky honestly but yeah!

[placid sail]

it's a long way from europe

[pastel quartz]

Yuuup

[placid sail]

and it's a long way from civilisation, in all senses

my friend told me the life there was rough

[pastel quartz]

Yeahh

If I could describe the city in three words?

Rough, sad, depressive

[placid sail]

yeah you two are on the same page

[pastel quartz]

Personnel at the airports were so rude tho

[placid sail]

for context, half my buddie's stories about his childhood there involves some sort of beating, if not all

[gloomy roost]

Isn't that roughly most of Mordor at this point

[placid sail]

and the he was working there as a debt collector

[pastel quartz]

Mordor?

[placid sail]

which involved more violence, but now officially paid

[pastel quartz]

Hehehe, yeah

[gloomy roost]

Idk, some people call 🇷🇺 Mordor around here for some reason

Oh yeah

[pastel quartz]

Ohh

[placid sail]

some places are more civil, some are not

[gloomy roost]

Because of the conflict

[pastel quartz]

Yikes..

[placid sail]

it wasn't my idea, by I am on board with it

to not invoke a rightful hatred from others without a need for it

out of sight, out of mind, so to say

[pastel quartz]

Yeahh, I getcha

People see the name and they'll go borderline nuts

Like okay, it's justified I guess but

[gloomy roost]

If you mind me asking, how is it going there atm?

[pastel quartz]

Y'know, limits maybe?

[placid sail]

well, we're deep in shit, and the level of it is rising

[gloomy roost]

[placid sail]

almost everyone is either brainwashed, too scared for their live to do something or already gone, relocated to another country

[gloomy roost]

Literally the it gets worse meme

[placid sail]

prices are blasting, people are going insane, all that jazz

autumn is going to be very, very scary

[pastel quartz]

And then there's you in the middle of it all

Jeez..

[west owl]

meh, i dont think it justified, after all who actually does something to keep in check their rulers, nobody risks getting fined and much less imprisoned, cannot blame others for that we are all sissies

[pastel quartz]

It's like that question I heard a lot in WW2 history lessons

"If you were a German citizen in 1939, what would you do?"

[gloomy roost]

You had that question a lot?

[pastel quartz]

Yuppp

Because we were taught the whole "be guilty because of your heritage" stuff

[gloomy roost]

Ugh

[placid sail]

I mean, I can't complain, I live in the best city here, in a somewhat comfortable bubble, away from retarded propaganda, poverty, suffering, employed, with my own flat, some sense of stability

but not very fond of what is currently happening

yet I had no choice in that 20 years ago, I don't have any now

[pastel quartz]

Yeahh it's really freakin dumb

[placid sail]

and also, everything may be gone tomorrow

in a snap

so yeah, shit's fun

[pastel quartz]

Heh..

I guess it's all about tryna find sum kinda silver lining

[gloomy roost]

You know, we had WW history here but I can't remember a thing about Austria except the 1 obvious thing

[pastel quartz]

Welll, I wasn't in Austria at that time! I lived in Germany aaand that's where they taught us that stuff

[gloomy roost]

Oh

Figures

[pastel quartz]

Technically I'm both German and Austrian! Buuut I'm 100% Austrian so yeah

[placid sail]

the best silver lining out of all is that the regime's chances to fall are the highest as they ever been in 20 years

problem is, not sure everyone will survive it

[pastel quartz]

I'll be honest..

If that happens, I'm gonna worry for ya

Because that stuff? Oh jeez...

Ya can't tell what's goin to happen there

It might even get worse, y'know?

[placid sail]

don't worry about random strangers bud, that's how you get neurotic, think about your close and dear ones

[gloomy roost]

But they're all fine Bz

Can spare a thought for ya bud

[pastel quartz]

Mhm!

[placid sail]

bad stuff happens everywhere every second on a daily basis, if you'd know it all and empathize it all, you'd go nuts

[pastel quartz]

And you're cool in my books soo

[placid sail]

but I appreciate the notion

[pastel quartz]

Well yeahh, that's true but still, I see ya around lots soooo if sumthin happened?

I'd definitely notice

[placid sail]

• hey where is that guy, beze or something
• oh, well, yeah, somebody told me he died
• oh noes, this horrible war and suffering the cursed regime has caused!
• yeah nah, he just got really drunk and choked on his vomit, I was told

ah, the tragic fate of your dear stranger

[pastel quartz]

I mean

That'd be better than war?

I guess???

[placid sail]

well, being dead is never fun

[gloomy roost]

Can't believe he rolled a nat 1 on drinking

P l e b

[placid sail]

unless you got some really shitty health condition which makes your life a living hell

[gloomy roost]

I have one that makes it half a hell

But oh well

[pastel quartz]

Oh jeez..

[placid sail]

but yeah, I suppose, being dead from alcohol is slightly more fun than being shot or tortured to death or something

[pastel quartz]

Mhm

I just hope you'll be okay!!

[placid sail]

are you bald like khaaytil?

[gloomy roost]

Nah, the DM banned me forever from sweating

[placid sail]

huh

[gloomy roost]

I can't ever sweat

Das all

[pastel quartz]

That's literally hell, totally worth taking your life over

[placid sail]

yeah that sounds shitty, big problem for thermoregulating and probably proper skin function

[placid sail]

okay no no no stop that's a bit of a stretch

[gloomy roost]

[pastel quartz]

I was jokin!!!

I don't actually mean that

[placid sail]

NO OVERTONES IN THE TEXT BUD

somebody could have taken you literally!

[pastel quartz]

I FORGET SORRYYY

[gloomy roost]

I had a depro phase in HS but I was leaning more to the only the weak would hurt themselves but eeeeeeeh idk.

[placid sail]

yeah nah that's a negative motivation, it works, but in a shitty way

[gloomy roost]

I also had double mini heart attacks, whatever the hell they were

[pastel quartz]

I've had more of a "This isn't worth that kinda extreme, just calm down Juno.."

[gloomy roost]

Like adrenaline shots

[placid sail]

no, it actually could be quite harmful

I don't know all the implications of his condition, but thermoregulation on its own is a big problem

[gloomy roost]

Ooooh

Yeah when it's warm im warmer and when it's cold im colder

[placid sail]

to operate properly, your body needs to be of certain temperature, or suddenly rise it, or suddenly drop it

sweating is a mechanism which isn't there for you to just be stinky, it's made for body to drop the heat fast and reliably

without sweat, you'd have to, well

[gloomy roost]

Swim

[placid sail]

have big ears, like an elephant

[gloomy roost]

[placid sail]

or some other mechanisms

but he doesn't have big ass ears

[pastel quartz]

Sumthin to ventilate yourself with, I guess?

[gloomy roost]

They cool themselves with their ears?

[placid sail]

if my knowledge is correct, yes

[gloomy roost]

Huh

TIL

[placid sail]

not that much to do with hearing, but rather, a big flat radiator for hear

[west owl]

open your mouth and tongue out like the dogs

[placid sail]

same way dogs pull their tongue out when it's hot

tongue is long and flat

heat radiator

[gloomy roost]

When I was young I'd use to sleep/lay on the hallway tiles since they're cold

What a experience

[placid sail]

man

always too hot

that sucks

[gloomy roost]

Yeah, and I live in SA, where the summer is 35+ C

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/big-oof-size-small-medium-switch-gif-17355313

[gloomy roost]

But hey

[pastel quartz]

There was this one spot in my childhood home where all the wind would go to no matter what

[gloomy roost]

Im still alive in this timeline

[pastel quartz]

One night it was sooo freakin warm, I just took my mattress outta bed and put it there

Thing's, that spot basically blocked the only doorway outta the top floor so others had to step over my sleepin form heh

[placid sail]

you are alive in the first time in the human history when you're problem isn't in "well I'm fucked forever" category, but in the "perhaps it is fixable" instead

don't wanna set your hopes up buuut!

if the genetical defect which leads to the abscence of sweat in your body isn't super duper complex, it may be repaired by modern CRISPr-like interventions

[pastel quartz]

Gosh, science is cool as heck

[placid sail]

you have a legitimate chance to be cured of that shit in your lifetime, just a half-century ago that would be completely impossible

[gloomy roost]

Ehm.

[pastel quartz]

It's a chance, right?

[gloomy roost]

There's always a chance

[placid sail]

until then, we're putting you in the freezer closes the door

[west owl]

Ye i've never heard of that before, i heard of the opposite, people that almost can't stop sweating known someone with that, but for that there is already surgery

[gloomy roost]

How to skip centuries starter pack.

[west owl]

into the freezer just next to walt disney

[gloomy roost]

I'd rather not go into debt for something I already got used to

Oooh

[placid sail]

doubt it will take that long

[gloomy roost]

For people that over-sweat?

But yeah, when it comes to CRISPr I agree with Charlie/Moist, scientist should go crazy, but no making T-virus or other scary shit please

[west owl]

oh yeah, this man that i knew would get super concious of it you can imagine, not only the typical armpit asscracks ... but he would have almost always the face and palms sweating even staying put in class

[pastel quartz]

I dunno how ya could go from "Tryin to cure a sweat defect!" to "Oh god, we've resurrected the dead and they're eatin us!"

[placid sail]

they will do T-virus regardless, it's in our stupid playing with fire destructive nature

but maybe they will do something helpful in the meantime too

[gloomy roost]

Racoon city time

[placid sail]

actual zombie virus is impossible chill

[pastel quartz]

But what if... fungus?

[placid sail]

even highly lethal virus will be restricted by its own lethality

it's a tricky business

[placid sail]

in the bungus?

[pastel quartz]

NO

[gloomy roost]

And what if this fungus is a helpful parasite that's keeping us alive but we can't talk normally anymore and only talk to other "zombies?"

[pastel quartz]

Uhmm

[gloomy roost]

And we believe the whole only the brain eating part?

[west owl]

If they make a virus, I'm afraid is gonna be Deus Ex kind of situation and i'm not in the templars

[gloomy roost]

Oh okay nvm thought we were talking about a comic I knew.

[pastel quartz]

I mean

[gloomy roost]

Fucking man-made aliens maaaaaaaaan.

[pastel quartz]

There's no such thing as a "helpful" parasite

It's a parasite heh

[placid sail]

well achtually

🤓

[pastel quartz]

Go ahead, science man!

Lay it on me

[placid sail]

not science man

but

[pastel quartz]

Just roll with it heh

[placid sail]

there is a possible development for bacterial infection treatment

since, you know, we almost outdone the whole antibiotics thing, every second bacteria is almost resistant to it

• so anyway, some speculated that a good weapon against some bacterias is actually a virus

[pastel quartz]

Thanks to dumbasses who won't do what the Doctors tell 'em to

[west owl]

[placid sail]

it would have been the case even in the ideal world where the antibiotics weren't eaten like candies and the animal and plant production wouldn't spill them by the liters in the soil

[gloomy roost]

Oh like blasting cancer with radiation? Or is it not a fight fire with fire situation?

[placid sail]

aaaaaaaand

I've seen a peculiar research about some part of the test group getting less parasitic infection in their intestines or healing from them better and on their own

because that part of the group had a particular bacteria in their gut which would increase the inflammation process, which is actually how the parasites are killed

[pastel quartz]

Okayy so it's a virus that's helpin fight off parasites?

[placid sail]

and the inflammation is usually considered bad

[placid sail]

it's a fucking battle royale

life is a battle royale

everyone against everything, sudden alliances, new enemies, just an eternal fight

[west owl]

the game of life

[grizzled meadow]

Here's another battle royale

Go to sleep

[placid sail]

so yeah, bacterias can be harmful, can be essential to survive, viruses can be deadly, can be helpful, even parasites in some cases may be beneficial, but it's 4 fucking am give me a break I can't remember anything appropriate

[grizzled meadow]

@abstract path now is Crystalé, I can't even

[gloomy roost]

Should have sent the dr phil vid instead of saying go to sleep

[pastel quartz]

Should prolly sleep then ehehe

[gloomy roost]

Same

Almost 3 am

[grizzled meadow]

You're disgusting

[placid sail]

I'm supposed to write my dnd character right now, but I accidentally brainfart

[grizzled meadow]

You're ugly

[west owl]

no mom

[placid sail]

they're evolving into an elite french champagne

[grizzled meadow]

I'm gonna kill you

Give me 200$

[pastel quartz]

Huh?

[grizzled meadow]

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/8TxDOLOzTdE

[pastel quartz]

Ohh

[west owl]

fuuuck you

[grizzled meadow]

Inside joke

[pastel quartz]

OHHH HAHA

[west owl]

i was downloading it

[placid sail]

I'm gonna make an artificer named Falco, a stinky genius boy

[grizzled meadow]

SHOW YOU WHO'S THE REAL BOSS OF THE GYM

[placid sail]

you know what, I'm legit gonna name my character Falco, why not

[grizzled meadow]

Finally

Discord version

[west owl]

[grizzled meadow]

Leather club is two blocks down

[pastel quartz]

Identify theft isn't a joke, Jim!!

[grizzled meadow]

HE PUT MY STUFF IN JELLO AGAIN

[pastel quartz]

Ehehehehe!

[grizzled meadow]

It's 3 AM I won't speak in proper english

[grizzled meadow]

MILLIONS OF PEOPLE SUFFER EVERY YEAR

[grizzled meadow]

@heady crow

[placid sail]

every time I see this clip, I wince from the cynical brilliance of someone who put nirvana music at the end of it

[pastel quartz]

Oh jeez, my sides hurt from laughin

[pastel quartz]

Yikes

[west owl]

men they are just such a versatile platform

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-scott-the-office-steve-carell-you-have-no-idea-how-high-i-can-fly-gif-15450865

[pastel quartz]

Gimme a number then, Michael!!

[west owl]

the same goes the mighty saiga to clean a pack of zone boars and the next second you do yourself a cobain haircut under the influence of a controller

[pastel quartz]

Oh god ahaha

Cobain haircut

That's a new one heh

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/forever-in-debt-to-your-priceless-advice-robfinal-gif-21414089

[grizzled meadow]

10/10 gif

[west owl]

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/4678275_700bwp.webp

[pastel quartz]

Oh jeez

[west owl]

[pastel quartz]

9GAG watermark too

[grizzled meadow]

Straight outta 2010

[pastel quartz]

Jeez, I forget that place still exists!

[placid sail]

my homie cobain reduced to a punchline of some b-rate dark jokes

[grizzled meadow]

@placid sail no but seriously, I didn't saw Crystal today, is she okay? Did she show up?

[west owl]

he died for the lolz

[placid sail]

dude, are you gonna get nervous from somebody not being in chat for a day?

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[pastel quartz]

Crystal's been around and looks to be good!

[gloomy roost]

Just how weird it is that Gtanil isn't here, spamming/doing his daily @ Juno

[pastel quartz]

Just haven't seen much messages buuut they're there

[grizzled meadow]

Once you get used to talk with the same people everyday, it's strange when they're not around

[placid sail]

thank god, italian momma goose can rest easy

[pastel quartz]

Yeahh..

I think he got bored heh

[placid sail]

or maybe he vigilanted somebody else and got banned again

[gloomy roost]

That or uh, guard night had some interactions.

[pastel quartz]

I dunno honestly

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-you-leather-man-ah-fuck-you-leather-man-gachi-billy-harrington-gif-19052181

[pastel quartz]

He's just there sumtimes heh

[gloomy roost]

But Falco is just a mother goose wondering where the Ryan goslings are

[pastel quartz]

Welll

He cares lots about you guys, I can tell!

Dunno about Ryan Gosling tho ehehe

[grizzled meadow]

Too much memeposting and too less Goslingposting

We need to fix this

[gloomy roost]

goslings are goose babies

[grizzled meadow]

We need bzeek screaming for help again

[placid sail]

there is a fine line between caring about somebody and being overprotective

[gloomy roost]

Atleast Bz got that?

[placid sail]

the latter is actually very harmful for all parties involved

[placid sail]

not again

[west owl]

literally me fr

[pastel quartz]

Yeahh, ya don't gotta tell me that twice. I've experienced that enough heh

[placid sail]

you and me both bud

[grizzled meadow]

It begins

@heady crow

[pastel quartz]

Receivin end or other way around? If ya don't mind me askin

[grizzled meadow]

I just asked once, come on

It was simple curiosity

[placid sail]

receiving, luckily not having anyone to be overprotective off yet, probably never will

[placid sail]

you had a mourning when gtanil disappeared lol

but sure, not saying you're that way, just MAKING YOU HEED MY WOOOORDS

[pastel quartz]

What?

[placid sail]

BEVAAAARE

[gloomy roost]

Beware the man with fake jordans

[placid sail]

it was before he got on your ass

[pastel quartz]

I'm like totally outta the loop here, oh jeez..

I dunno why he's on me tho!

[gloomy roost]

It was before your time

[pastel quartz]

Like

Go for sumone else

[gloomy roost]

Oh the pinging

[placid sail]

you're reacting

it's always about reaction

[pastel quartz]

Well yeah, I haven't been reactin a lot the past few times

Prolly why he hasn't pinged me all day heh

[placid sail]

that man is 100% dead

and dad

[pastel quartz]

Cheese

[west owl]

"Welcome to this world sooon" cheese slap

[pastel quartz]

It's an initiation as a family member, obviously!

[placid sail]

https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/movies/Violent+fly_45793c_9799079.mp4

[pastel quartz]

Oh god hehehe

That doesn't look very... safe

[west owl]

at last found it ffs

[grizzled meadow]

Yes and I don't regret that

[grizzled meadow]

Idi nauhi

[west owl]

blyyyaat

Tooyoootaa

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/SyimUCBIo6c

[pastel quartz]

I wonder what I'll be watchin when I click on this

[grizzled meadow]

🧀

[west owl]

https://youtu.be/aAh7UnQnC7I

[pastel quartz]

This comment tho hehehe

[west owl]

It was @slate crown who said he loved the music https://youtu.be/dlYxofRPtFQ

[grizzled meadow]

leqazxo simply one of us

[grizzled meadow]

And with that said, a mimir

https://youtu.be/v-hsJVCQWNg

[west owl]

gn deer, sweet gachi dreams

[gloomy roost]

I too, will be doing the unawakening.

👋

[pastel quartz]

Oh! Everyone's goin to sleep?

[west owl]

sweet oiled pecs dreams to you aswell

[pastel quartz]

Then good nini, I'll go too heh

Been fun talkin, see ya around!!

[placid sail]

I going to try write something for dnd and fail miserably but pretty much the same, yeah

gn everyone

[west owl]

https://youtu.be/teqKTWDloYE

[plucky void]

https://youtu.be/cwGSUscflQY?t=78

Tom scream sums up the entire War Thunder experience

[real tinsel]

falco when he goes to his diet guy to add pizza into his diet

[real tinsel]

the amount of force james puts onto that jar when putting it on the table could kill a man

[real fjord]

Every time I look at Tesla car design it just gets dumber and dumber

In today's episode: The Model Y uses resistive heating for interior AC heating

[lusty sonnet]

Time to vanish and have falco mourn me

[quartz saffron]

I never owned a cat, but can cats even eat pizza? Maybe the pepperoni only?

https://youtu.be/6w2UxDdhZPk

[real tinsel]

i've never fed any of my cats pizza so no idea. But i don't think it would be poisonous to them since it doesn't really have anything harmful in it

my cats have eaten food with tomato in them and they also like to eat cheese sometimes

i doubt the combination of these would do anything bad

[plucky void]

I have no idea. only thing I know is that chocolate is harmful to cats and dogs

I never bothered offering them any food... they're happy with their kibble

[slate crown]

The forbidden chocopuffs

[abstract path]

Ah yes

I just woke up hungry so yall don't mess with me or you'll be next

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/YsBipoG22Nw

[fading shuttle]

the sopranos but no longer boring be like

[heady crow]

Billy

[heady crow]

My god yes

[real tinsel]

look what i did

[slate crown]

YOOOOOOOO

that was fucking sick

[pastel quartz]

Now that's just badass hehehe

[eager quest]

chad game

[real tinsel]

I KNOW RIGHT!!!

it just happened like so randomly

great move kha 🤝

[real tinsel]

YES

[real tinsel]

best game i've played this year. I am in love with the architecture and interior design in this game. I've probably spent at least 20 hours just looking at buildings and inside people's apartments

[eager quest]

yeah dishonored 2 is good

i love it

[real tinsel]

temporary friendship established with skully 🤝

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[real tinsel]

no?

[eager quest]

i keep seeing this dumbass thing with a little midget avatar dancing and something looking at it

whats it about

and why

where does it come from

[heady crow]

He doesent know

[real tinsel]

it's the sims cat doing breakdance

[pastel quartz]

It's around everywhere heh

[heady crow]

Basically the og is that there was a bug in sims where a cat pet was breakdancing

I posted it here months ago

[eager quest]

ooooooh

[heady crow]

And then video edits came

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLkfz10Srxw

[heady crow]

And now those

[eager quest]

bruh alright

[eager quest]

theres so many edits

[real tinsel]

i like them

[pastel quartz]

They're pretty creative, I really like the Minecraft mini zombie one!

[real tinsel]

he does really have the face of a man who eats colgate to get high

[heady crow]

Well he is kid named finger

[eager quest]

i wanted to type someones name under that video but i decided not to

[real tinsel]

it's @abstract path isn't it

[pastel quartz]

You obviously cuddle them..

[eager quest]

maybe

and someone else

[abstract path]

How about i hug you :)

[slate crown]

@placid sail

[abstract path]

Yes

[eager quest]

wtf

no way u admitted to that

watch the vid

[heady crow]

Oh my god yes

[real tinsel]

all those years of never seeing a woman gets to a man eventually

[pastel quartz]

Oh jeez hehehe

[real tinsel]

me and you i'm on the left

[heady crow]

Fake

[real tinsel]

but i do want you to kil me

[pastel quartz]

I mean

[heady crow]

Real

[lusty sonnet]

🤔

[pastel quartz]

Nopp, I'm not goin to entertain that thought heh

[eager quest]

does anybody have an argument as to why hell isnt better than california

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-dont-you-dare-gif-21943972

[lusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/gotta-go-gtg-peace-out-gif-11015153

[eager quest]

THE SONG LETS GOOOOOO

[real tinsel]

it's not sims :( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOF6u_3S9iY

[heady crow]

SHUTUP

IT IS

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/msSc7Mv0QHY

[real tinsel]

look man i like each of those individually but there are things there that just don't mix together

[slate crown]

does salami have garlic?

[heady crow]

Cats can have a little slommy

[slate crown]

if so no

[eager quest]

what is wrong with his pfp

[lusty sonnet]

Me shooting people in the dick in MGS2

[eager quest]

also i should probably replay mgs5

its been a while since i played it

[pastel quartz]

What's life without a lil risk, right? Hehehe

[slate crown]

[real tinsel]

thanks i've had my fair share of diarrhea

[real tinsel]

salami man

[pastel quartz]

He made that up...

[slate crown]

the salami lid

wont fit

the salami lid

[real tinsel]

if @grizzled meadow ever gets muted or banned i'm gonna send this in his honor

special video for a special italian boy ;)

[stone blade]

mmmm salami

[grizzled meadow]

Get out of this server at once

[stone blade]

I love salami

do you guys like salami?

[stone blade]

Too much salami

give some i eat

then it fits

[fading shuttle]

i watched it fully, the series was mostly boring

[stone blade]

Hi

[real tinsel]

who is this clown

get out of here

[lusty sonnet]

It's hivan

[stone blade]

I love melvin with the little helicopter hat

[real tinsel]

eat shit ivan

go play tarkov

[grizzled meadow]

@plucky void said it isn't from The Sims but he didn't elaborate further

So it is from The Sims

[real tinsel]

i have provided further evidence that it is indeed not from the sims

you will see the evidence once you've caught up with brainfart lore

[pastel quartz]

The lore's gotta be crazy at this point

[real tinsel]

there was 15 or 30 thousand messages the last time falco checked

and that was in march i think

it's gotta be double that now

[stone blade]

true

[eager quest]

i would

[slate crown]

no...?

[pastel quartz]

Oh jeez heh

[pastel quartz]

That's creepily wholesum!

[stone blade]

ye

who is juno

havent seen you here before