🎪bruh-fart

[clear prism]

Oh fucking hell

It gets even worse

[swift scarab]

[gloomy roost]

It does

F

[lusty sonnet]

o boi

[west owl]

ib4

[swift scarab]

Wait a second

He’s unstoppable

[west owl]

what a madlad

[clear prism]

He has good shit like that all over the place, man

Pretty sure he was on some TV show too

[swift scarab]

Probably

[clear prism]

He is a sex legend without having sex

Truly a man of dedication

[slate crown]

On our wedding day, she's the groom waiting for me down the isle. While im in a brides wedding dress holding a bouquet made of dumbbells, as i went to throw the dumbbell it made contact with someone's cranium.

[clear prism]

Bruh what

[slate crown]

that was her dream about our wedding day

[lusty sonnet]

yeah he's the girlfriend

can't change my mind

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeJ1UqnHsvU

[gloomy roost]

Rip guy

[swift scarab]

Oh god

[real tinsel]

original is pretty hilarious

[gloomy roost]

He died for you happiness

[swift scarab]

Not Francis

[clear prism]

This guy has fallen off badly, dude

[swift scarab]

Francis is the first person I think of when people talk about who could be the first 4chan incel

[gloomy roost]

Just like that bearded incel guy on youtube

[swift scarab]

Be specific, there’s a lot

[clear prism]

Ah yes, boogie AKA Francis

[gloomy roost]

I think so?

[real tinsel]

pango and his gf

[clear prism]

The man who begged his fans to buy him a Tesla

That was about 100k or some shit

[swift scarab]

Breh

[gloomy roost]

Wait no

[slate crown]

pretty accurate

[gloomy roost]

Oh shit, kurtzgesagt vid dropped

Time to contemplate life

[clear prism]

Watch immediately.

[gloomy roost]

🤝

[slate crown]

send link

NOW

[west owl]

put her laying down and the desiccated head on top and frfr

[gloomy roost]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W93XyXHI8Nw

[clear prism]

The fuck

[slate crown]

ty

[gloomy roost]

Shoosh

[clear prism]

Did Skully just cast a goddamn latin spell on us

[swift scarab]

Man, I hope we have an apocalypse

[gloomy roost]

[swift scarab]

I hate paying bills

[gloomy roost]

That's a god I was thinking of when we had the convo about gods earlier

[clear prism]

Ahh

You mean Janus, Ares and Juno?

[gloomy roost]

It's just the necron (edgy space skeleton race)'s strongest pokemon god

[clear prism]

Very edgy

[west owl]

we all hoped that at the beginning of the rona, but fuckers cannot ever give us what we want

[slate crown]

classic

[lusty sonnet]

it starts with rome

good

https://tenor.com/view/there-is-only-rome-barbarians-nothing-else-exists-rome-is-the-best-rome-is-powerful-gif-21512235

[swift scarab]

Terrence the terrifying alien

[slate crown]

man rome fell off

[swift scarab]

Hail to Caesar

[gloomy roost]

Never forget

The great library

[west owl]

i want it

[clear prism]

If you want some entertaining content on Romans, check out "What did the Romans think of other cultures" by DJ Peach Cobbler

Recently brought out a Part 2, I believe

[lusty sonnet]

MY MAN DJ PEACH COBBLER

[slate crown]

mmmm what a name

[lusty sonnet]

i love him

[clear prism]

He makes god tier content

But his Discord server is shit 🤣

Full of 15 year old kids

[lusty sonnet]

he's so off topic with his videos and spot on at the same time

love it

[real tinsel]

https://youtu.be/DajxMp6r0KE?t=147

[clear prism]

This is what proper Youtube content is, my guy

[lusty sonnet]

his vid about Annihilation tho

love that one

[clear prism]

100% 👌

I got to bail, boys. Have a good one 👋

[lusty sonnet]

gnoight my boi

[clear prism]

Ain't sleeping lol

[slate crown]

gtanil doesn't sleep

ever.

[gloomy roost]

👋

[real tinsel]

spy shagged scout's mom 👍

[slate crown]

no shit

gtanil is gone

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/birb-dancing-birb-happy-birb-gif-18253331

I've finished eating little jar of nutella with a spoon, and the only fleeting semblance of joy in my life is gone again

[gloomy roost]

[slate crown]

im not crying

[stone blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/235164125196451840/1009107990172938270/unknown.png?width=657&height=676

[slate crown]

ivan

[stone blade]

OY

is me

[slate crown]

i am no longer crying

[stone blade]

why

[gloomy roost]

Because he has realized life is beautiful

[slate crown]

currently having anxiety because finals week

i fucking hate the calm before the storm

[gloomy roost]

College?

[slate crown]

ye

[west owl]

wu u studinh

[slate crown]

business english

[west owl]

is the english business better than the french and the german?

[slate crown]

no idea

im studying in vietnam so english is the only option we have

[west owl]

ooooooh

[slate crown]

i have the mind of a westerner trapped in a third world country

[west owl]

does that mean they have you boiling in a pot or have you become their next chief?

[slate crown]

neither

im just existing

which is somehow worse

[west owl]

well that sounds like the rest of the world

[slate crown]

exactly

[west owl]

[slate crown]

already got banned from taking an exam because i didn't attend enough classes which is complete bullshit

fuck me for being sick right? dogshit education system

[west owl]

wtf

since when they can forbid you of doing an exam because of not going to class in a uni?

[slate crown]

unfortunately it's the norm here, so fucking bullshit

but in the grand scheme of things, this is but a minor setback

[west owl]

not very third world appropiate to expect all students to not have a job

[slate crown]

developing country

[eager quest]

@heady crow im gonna try renaming myself on tarkov to cexking

[slate crown]

i was slightly exaggerating calling it a third world

[west owl]

well fuck me that fixes things

[plucky void]

It's official. Fortnite is Mugen

[placid sail]

I have a mind of a confused gekko wrapped in a mind of a westerner trapped in a third world country

you and I are not so different, spider man

[west owl]

how's vietnam compared to wherever you were before? i have no idea about vietnam other than full metal jacket

[slate crown]

bruh

[eager quest]

dbz in fortnite

lol

[slate crown]

cease this

before i report you to the sex police

[gloomy roost]

What they gonna do?

Unsex me?

[west owl]

how why when where

[placid sail]

that's unfair

[gloomy roost]

Gonna turn me into a they/them?

[west owl]

imagine brocoli badussy

[slate crown]

ikr?

so bullshit

[gloomy roost]

I only eat my broccoli raw

Bro

[slate crown]

[gloomy roost]

Fresh and crunchy

Just like some people

[gloomy roost]

Okay lets see

[slate crown]

stfu, disassociating myself from reality

sorry that was rude

i shouldn't have told you to stfu

[gloomy roost]

I also eat cole raw

My best friend thinks it's weird af

Can't a man eat his veggies r a w ?

[slate crown]

tf is cole

coleslaw?

[gloomy roost]

It's the whole family

broccoli, Brussels sprouts, cabbage, cauliflower, collards, kale, and kohlrabi

[lusty sonnet]

Raw carrots mmm

[gloomy roost]

Yeeee

[slate crown]

raw carrots are nice

[west owl]

for horses

[slate crown]

don't know about the rest though

[gloomy roost]

Ooooooooooooh

[lusty sonnet]

Raw carrots are infinitely better than cooked/stewed/whatever carrots

[gloomy roost]

We neigh neigh-ing

[eager quest]

have any of you eaten raw meat before

[gloomy roost]

Nah

Dried tho yes

Pretty good

[slate crown]

raw beef yes

[lusty sonnet]

Do be kinda a health hazard

[slate crown]

pork or chicken definitely no

[eager quest]

ive done it multiple times before

meat also includes sausages

i also ate raw sausages

[lusty sonnet]

Ok

[slate crown]

mfw EU

[eager quest]

i love meat

nothing will stop me from eating it

even if raw

i am immune to raw meat

[lusty sonnet]

Imma just say, there's a reason mankind started cooking meat and skipping eating it raw

[eager quest]

(except for chicken)

[slate crown]

i love meat too 😏

[west owl]

nothing will stop the occasional leaking from both ends

[gloomy roost]

Ghosty be like "I was elected to eat, not read (the cooking instructions)"

[slate crown]

governor of california moment

[west owl]

only read #│🔧troubleshooting

[slate crown]

my gf is deathly afraid of hot oil so i would always be the one on stove duty

aw fuck

i am the girlfriend

[plucky void]

here we gooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[slate crown]

im not good at using a knife, so she would do all the prep work and I just have to not fuck up cooking the ingredients

so far so good

[west owl]

where is the let me be your boywife trap meme when i need it

[grizzled meadow]

leqazxo has already got into the swing of the channel, figured out how to behave
Welcome brother

🤝

[grizzled meadow]

He even re-posted the same meme sent at least four times by Bruno, including one in which he tagged me

Literally one of us

[slate crown]

one of us

[west owl]

[slate crown]

one of us

[grizzled meadow]

Join us

[slate crown]

[west owl]

oh shieeeeeet

[slate crown]

@grizzled meadow he is one of us

[lusty sonnet]

Told you

[grizzled meadow]

Even the gachimuchi meme

[slate crown]

i was so blind before but you have shown me the way

[grizzled meadow]

Now I can start to think he's an alt account

[lusty sonnet]

I tend to do that with people around me Dumbolin

[abstract path]

Guys

Guys

Important news

I am gay

[slate crown]

i can't stop watching this 😳

the u got that background music is too good

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/gerara-give-me-a-favor-get-out-of-here-go-away-mad-gif-16947551

[abstract path]

🤝

[slate crown]

me when crystalé meth

[abstract path]

Ah

[slate crown]

i am deceased 💀 💀 💀

[abstract path]

So dead indeed bro

[plucky void]

get the funeral services 💀

[slate crown]

too expensive💀 💀 💀

just throw me in the tresh

[abstract path]

Just dig yo own grave

[plucky void]

ililillilil

[abstract path]

L

[slate crown]

kick it danny

[abstract path]

Also this shit

[slim osprey]

"Mommy"

[slate crown]

my gf HATES being called mommy or daddy or anykind of that shit

she makes me call her lord instead

[gloomy roost]

Ah

Mistress ?

Or lord exclusively

[slate crown]

just "Lord"

[gloomy roost]

Heh

[slim osprey]

Bruh

[slate crown]

i was surprised when she said she wasn't into leashes and collars

given her usual nature

||not like i wanted it or anything...||

[gloomy roost]

Ask for a choker then

[slate crown]

oh shit

but nah I would be the one wearing it

[gloomy roost]

Exactly

[slate crown]

what am i supposed to choke on? oxygen?

[pastel quartz]

That's now how chokers work

[slate crown]

idfk how chokers work

[gloomy roost]

On fashion

[pastel quartz]

They're actually quite comfortable

[slate crown]

i always seen e girls wear it so i stay far clear away from it as a result

[gloomy roost]

Bro

[plucky void]

[gloomy roost]

Just get ones that aren't the ones they use

[west owl]

have you tried to call her daddy?

[plucky void]

time to leave chat

[gloomy roost]

👋

[slate crown]

no comment

[gloomy roost]

[slate crown]

adios brother

[gloomy roost]

I'd love to get a skull choker, with Sea of thieves skulls and such

[slate crown]

bruh, imagine a choker on a 200lbs hairy man, doesn't really fit the picture does it?

[gloomy roost]

Okay, get a muzzle then

[slate crown]

bruh

she's the one who needs a muzzle, always trying to bite me and shit while we're at it

[gloomy roost]

Get chainmail then

[slate crown]

that might actually work

do they make chainmail for your ass?

[gloomy roost]

I mean, then you'd have to have a suit

[lusty sonnet]

They make chainmail for every thing

[slate crown]

oh shit they do

chainmail underwear

[lusty sonnet]

They be heavy tho

[slate crown]

this'll teach her for biting my ass

[lusty sonnet]

Boy

Just get a chastity belt

[slate crown]

[west owl]

ib4 dumbo https://1tq45j21k9qr27g1703pgsja-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/DP-12881-007.jpg

[slate crown]

yea those aren't my style

[slate crown]

but this is

[west owl]

very important, the codpiece

[slate crown]

she actually loves armor

[lusty sonnet]

Too big for dumbolin

[slate crown]

kinda a weird kink but i can understand why

[slate crown]

dude my pant size is literally 55

wdym too big

[lusty sonnet]

The cockpiece on the armor

[slate crown]

man's gotta relieve himself somehow

[lusty sonnet]

True true

Ayo Falco is speeddating

[slate crown]

[lusty sonnet]

@grizzled meadow make a move my boi, good luck on the date

He left him

F

[slate crown]

aw he left

[lusty sonnet]

Broken heart

[slate crown]

Falco rn

[grizzled meadow]

If he comes out of the channel yes

[slate crown]

do it

[lusty sonnet]

Do it

[slate crown]

nvm he's back

[lusty sonnet]

Lmaooo

[slate crown]

[lusty sonnet]

Back for round 2

[slate crown]

broooo

[grizzled meadow]

I'm in

[lusty sonnet]

Yeeted him

[grizzled meadow]

This meme will never end

[slate crown]

what a guy

hey can i have a turn?

[grizzled meadow]

Go now

[slate crown]

sick

[lusty sonnet]

Lmao

[slate crown]

my mission is complete

[lusty sonnet]

Moaning in silence

Just so the gf can't hear it

[placid sail]

fucking kek

[slate crown]

it's a goddamn transformer

[slate crown]

truly a bruh moment

[placid sail]

now I want to comission dumbolin's gf to draw herself in a suit of medieval armor piggyback riding buffed dumboling wearing only his chainmail pants and gagged

[placid sail]

you went too deep into details

[plush zodiac]

Yes😳

[west owl]

draw?

[placid sail]

(pangolin, not the car maker)

[slate crown]

I'll see what i can do, but no promises

[placid sail]

(though the car is nice too)

[plush zodiac]

🥺

https://tenor.com/view/shy-embarrassed-yoyo-monkey-gif-11435153

[slate crown]

i liked your model rono

as the kids would say it

very POGGERS

[placid sail]

it immediately reminded me of C&C Generals for some reason

though it's much more finely detailed than that old ass game

[west owl]

for me it just reminds me getting electrecuted by a fucking anomaly while in nvg trying to take a stash

[plucky void]

ROADS? HOW BORING

since it's a rather detailed sprite I kinda got reminded of Fallout

it got that post-apoc vibe

[long spire]

Anyone got the trollface with night vison goggles?

[lusty sonnet]

A2 tho

[west owl]

way too old, not enough loli vibes

[slate crown]

it legit reminded me of this for some reason

[west owl]

[lusty sonnet]

The long hair mm

[west owl]

short hair is where the action is

https://tenor.com/view/multipass-gif-9536054

[grizzled meadow]

@stone blade

[slate crown]

breh

[swift scarab]

[stone blade]

best part is you can play with the black skin in game

its literally him

[west owl]

[stone blade]

the first deus ex is still one of the best games ever made

i mean

[slate crown]

facts

[stone blade]

you can kill children

[slate crown]

FACTS

[stone blade]

that alone can sell the game to you

🤝 DUMBO

only real mf

[grizzled meadow]

[swift scarab]

You heard me, I’ll vine boom sound effect at you

[stone blade]

I love gassing the fuckers with the pepper spray

then dropping the GEP GUN on them

and it killed them

ez

[slate crown]

lean raiden

[stone blade]

bro is it from my chair or what

my shorts go up my ass crack sometimes

wtf

[swift scarab]

Physics moment

[stone blade]

broken physics

plz fix

[swift scarab]

Nah, life is ran by either Ubisoft or Bethesda

[stone blade]

bethesda defo

[slate crown]

Hello Games

[stone blade]

hello game

[stone blade]

dumbo accept rn

[grizzled meadow]

Hey that's uncle Junior

[slate crown]

gabagool

[swift scarab]

Life runs off of the Epic Launcher

[west owl]

?

[swift scarab]

Oh huh

[grizzled meadow]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sopranos

[slate crown]

gabagool

[west owl]

tf who looks the background

[slate crown]

Me

[grizzled meadow]

DUMBO LITERALLY THE FUCKING BEST

[grizzled meadow]

🤝

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/well-you-aint-that-straight-not-straight-laughing-haha-gif-16707563

[slate crown]

im bi

[plucky void]

no. I tried the console commands and none worked

[slate crown]

im so happy rn

[west owl]

I swear that clip always makes me wanna become a gym homo, start smoking and go back to my alcoholism

[stone blade]

make it 2/2 and me and dumbo will go in there

[abstract path]

Her pfp just bleuch

I always throw up seeing her pfp

It's literally shit

[pastel quartz]

Let's take a look

[stone blade]

all of your pfps are shit

mine is the best

[slate crown]

Let's see Crystalé pfp

[placid sail]

warning, not safe for french

[west owl]

what are the pepes doin

[lusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/french-gif-21765643

[placid sail]

SACREBLEU

[lusty sonnet]

Could probs change my pfp to my real face and nobody would notice

[pastel quartz]

Now I'm scared to click it heh

[lusty sonnet]

Bonjour? Français?

[slate crown]

click it rn or else I'll

[west owl]

cmon talle vous ajordoi

[placid sail]

oui oiu, baguette!

hon hon hon

[lusty sonnet]

Man i'm happy i have experience with retard french from highschool

[lusty sonnet]

ajordoi

[west owl]

[lusty sonnet]

My dude

[west owl]

my memory never fails

[lusty sonnet]

🤝

[west owl]

and the education system is worth it

[lusty sonnet]

It hurts my eyes but i like it

[heady crow]

Real

[west owl]

that's 4 years of french in high school btw

[lusty sonnet]

O no

[slate crown]

@heady crow

[pastel quartz]

I refuse!

[lusty sonnet]

At least it's something

[heady crow]

Fake

[west owl]

I would have never learned english if it was not because I liked Boardwalk Empire too much and watched it twice with original vo

[abstract path]

Go ahead

[pastel quartz]

Tried, it's too pixelated

[lusty sonnet]

English kinda vibed easily with me cuz games

[heady crow]

Idk i still do prefer arnolds chest but kind of a generic answer

[abstract path]

discord be like

[pastel quartz]

Discord's got a gun?!

[slate crown]

wdym? arnold has the best chest hands down in the history of body building

[abstract path]

No, i gave them the gun

[heady crow]

Bcs hes Literially the most popular bodybuilder out there

[placid sail]

swap them. it's a right hand on a left side of body. swap it.

[abstract path]

Niet

[slate crown]

true

[abstract path]

You can use gun with both hands

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-tears-cat-point-gun-crying-cat-gif-17741904

right now

[lusty sonnet]

Announcing on the news that all kids aged 10 get a laptop for schoolwork, damn i'm getting old

[abstract path]

Ok

[placid sail]

correct

[placid sail]

good job

[heady crow]

All kids going into high school here get a free laptop and books

Missed out on that deal by a year

[pastel quartz]

That's freakin cool

I wish I had that

[lusty sonnet]

Yeah same here

[heady crow]

Same

[lusty sonnet]

Small laptop tho

[heady crow]

Laptop not so much but the books

[lusty sonnet]

Then again 500 euros is already gucci

[abstract path]

It is

[heady crow]

Pain to spend 30e for a year license for a ebook or 30e for a physical book i cant sell

[pastel quartz]

It's like such a big insult, y'know? They're doin all this just as you're leavin

So you can hear about it but won't actually benefit at all

[lusty sonnet]

I sold all my HS books

Almost break even at the end

[heady crow]

I cant bcs the fucking kids get free books

[heady crow]

You?

[slate crown]

fr fr

[lusty sonnet]

I just found idiots that wanted extra books for their kids for the next years

[placid sail]

car kitten holder

[heady crow]

Wait for their kids

What

[slate crown]

what

[west owl]

Gotta love the industry

[lusty sonnet]

Yeah schoolbooks change here depending on what school you go to, albeit just a little

[lusty sonnet]

Sold them to people across the country i knew

[placid sail]

most our school books were free SOVIET HYMN, but sometimes in poor condition

[heady crow]

Im imagining you selling your current school books for 17 year olds to give to their children when they go to high school

[placid sail]

and you get to see the scribbles of previous generations if there were ones

[heady crow]

When there have been several revisions of the books

[heady crow]

Ye same case in junior high for me

That banged hard

[lusty sonnet]

I mean, math, greek and latin aint gonna change

Except different questions

[heady crow]

Mfer felt like you were holding history and sometimes the questions had answers

[placid sail]

I still can't believe this greek person that has nothing to do with belgium knows 4 languages

5head level shit

[lusty sonnet]

Telling you, i'm a kiwi from New Zealand

Trust, mon ami

[placid sail]

oh you you asshole you gonna play this game with poor old me huh

[lusty sonnet]

Ofc i am

[heady crow]

Yeah true but here we have course specific books and no way in hell that the same book will be in use here in 20 years

[slate crown]

literally you irl

[placid sail]

it's fucking Tuesday, the shittiest day of week!

[heady crow]

My brother is only 8 years older than me and his high school books look foreign asf

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/john-wayne-cantswim-kid-cant-swim-gif-5320611

[lusty sonnet]

Ah sadge, we aint that smart yet

[slate crown]

it just hit 00:00 Wednesday for me

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/run-kiwi-cute-bird-gif-15759703

Him

[placid sail]

don't spoil it for us dude!

[west owl]

Never trust those who use the frog eating language without error

[slate crown]

breh

[slate crown]

the world is ending btw

just a heads-up

[placid sail]

oh thank god

[pastel quartz]

Not again!

[lusty sonnet]

Tais-toi, mrci beacoup

[slate crown]

me

[heady crow]

You

[pastel quartz]

Yupp heh

[placid sail]

french sounds like somebody is trying to make a fancy cupcake with their mouth

[heady crow]

Kyriakos still reminds me that i want to get a stalker tattoo on my forearm but that could be taken very differently

[lusty sonnet]

Aggressive fr*nch sounds kewl tho

[stone blade]

plz give song

[slate crown]

me

[pastel quartz]

Oh jeez..

[placid sail]

there is still no Fiora skin with a baguette

riots can't do shit right

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-together-smile-gif-20682410

[slate crown]

though i have to order my maid outfit XXXL

[heady crow]

The body recomp into cut into catboy maid cosplay will be insane

[lusty sonnet]

League 🤢

[abstract path]

What happenin again

[heady crow]

Kyriakos looking ass

[placid sail]

play it right now 🔫

[stone blade]

CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME THE SONG OMG

[west owl]

https://youtu.be/XDtP3yFZQow

[lusty sonnet]

This canadian doesn't have the mental for league

[pastel quartz]

Dumbolin said the world's ending soo that's what I meant heh

[abstract path]

Lmao

[stone blade]

plz give song

[abstract path]

I see

[heady crow]

Goddamn search for it yourself its not hard

[stone blade]

i

[placid sail]

don't bullshit me with that spanish rhetorics, y'all dutch people play it 24/7

[stone blade]

its kinda hard especially when its phonk

cuz no lyrics or nothing

[west owl]

League is a disease one caught a decade ago, and from now and then one goes back to play it to remind himself the nature of humanity

[stone blade]

and theres a million phonk songs how do you want me to find it bruno

the fk

[heady crow]

Ivan youre stupid

[stone blade]

no

[heady crow]

https://www.aha-music.com/identify-songs-music-recognition-online

[lusty sonnet]

Imma not yeehaw it down mid like the texan i am just to shit on my portuguese neighbours

[placid sail]

fret not foreskin boy, kurzgesagt video said we'll be fine

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/YT1bR1Z8Ydo

[pastel quartz]

...

You're really gonna keep sayin that til I change the picture, huh?

[placid sail]

is Shazam outlawed in Bulgaria

[stone blade]

thx bruno

[slate crown]

@stone blade

[placid sail]

please leave it as it is

it amuses me

[pastel quartz]

Nop!

[stone blade]

because its so hard to just give fucking link to the song

you monkeys

[heady crow]

Nah but that one has better results for me

[lusty sonnet]

We can use Shazam here in Macedonia

[heady crow]

Says the bulgarian

[pastel quartz]

It's gonna disappear in a cloud of smoke now

[placid sail]

smack lips what a shame.

[heady crow]

Shut yo half slavic asian ass out of here

[stone blade]

i dont hve space on my phone for shazam

[slate crown]

i just gave you the link you buffoon

[stone blade]

I know

youre not the monkey

the others are

[placid sail]

it's only 2 megabites of memory, and half of it is the instruction on how to hijack mercedes cars

[slate crown]

ok sorry for being mad at you bb

[lusty sonnet]

Facts

[grizzled meadow]

❤️

[heady crow]

Ivan why would i give you a fish when i can teach you how to fish

[west owl]

@lusty sonnet is fucking Carmen Sandiego

[heady crow]

Goddamn

[lusty sonnet]

Who that?

[west owl]

https://youtu.be/CGufyFt6zQc

[plucky void]

nice

[lusty sonnet]

Ahh

[grizzled meadow]

Here

[lusty sonnet]

My name Ares tho

[grizzled meadow]

Now you can do it as well

[lusty sonnet]

@placid sail i'm italian and falco is mio fratello

[slate crown]

Furry spotted

[slate crown]

ok he has a jerma clip

you're forgiven

[placid sail]

AK 47 FOR EVERYONE CHEERS

[lusty sonnet]

Honestly yes

[lusty sonnet]

Bullshit 300e for a button

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/HzOWLytXBTg

[lusty sonnet]

Δα

[placid sail]

oh that one seems new

[grizzled meadow]

It is

[placid sail]

the inevitable fall of capitalism

[long spire]

https://tenor.com/view/trolling-we-do-trolling-jerma-gif-21898054

[plucky void]

did you know that horse armor DLC in Oblivion was inspired by real life horse armor DLC?

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/QPxzkXJj_u4

[slate crown]

i need milk

[placid sail]

dlc for oblivion were fucking stupid

[heady crow]

Pilk

[placid sail]

we should have heed the signs back then

shivering isles? kino? gay pilgrims of the nine? sure

[slate crown]

me

[placid sail]

but 4 separate dlcs for just houses with a bunch of stuff and one for fokkken horse armor?

[placid sail]

boomer hentai

[west owl]

want more, give me more angles

[slate crown]

here you go

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/haram-heisenberg-gif-20680378

[slate crown]

my waist is 55

[west owl]

literally you

frfr

[slate crown]

i feel bad for my mother

[heady crow]

Real

[slate crown]

man's just declared war on anime

[slate crown]

REJOICE

its fucking dead

[slate crown]

bruno where's the one soldier watching tik toks and yelling valhalla?

[heady crow]

Who else up wonking they willy rn?

[slate crown]

ty bb 😘

[lusty sonnet]

TIL VALHALL

[heady crow]

Np dumbo

Love you

[slate crown]

TIL VALHALL

[placid sail]

it used to be bruno and crystal reposting the entirety of brainfart daily

now there's also dumbolin

[placid sail]

Voisin tappaa sinut

[lusty sonnet]

From ayooooo to αγο

[placid sail]

you asked for it

[west owl]

why that arouses me

[placid sail]

same reason why you're here

[slate crown]

it was so bad i had to go and download and edited a video just for this

[placid sail]

you forced my hand

[slate crown]

oooh kinky 😏

[west owl]

I just want to know how it feels

[slate crown]

WORLDSTAR

[west owl]

"beautiful"

[slate crown]

nature is metal 😎

[placid sail]

whoever knows what's going on here gets a cookie for being a smartass

[west owl]

what happens to the cookie if no one claims it

[slate crown]

it's the lobsters birthday?

[heady crow]

They just said "my bad boss" and threw him back with a fish

[pastel quartz]

I kinda want the cookie

[lusty sonnet]

Checking for eggs

[placid sail]

I was expecting at least you to now

[heady crow]

Me and @slate crown

[placid sail]

aren't you a foreskin engineer or something

[lusty sonnet]

@placid sail would you believe that i'm scottish? 🤔

[placid sail]

yes, I'm extremely gullible

[slate crown]

nothing wrong with homies smacking each other's balls

[lusty sonnet]

Well i'm not that either

[heady crow]

EXACTLY

[slate crown]

nvm my Discord is retarded

[slate crown]

my sadness was gone for but a whole minute

[west owl]

it's ok, replay the games as many times as you want and rub one out in public

[slate crown]

ayo wtf

projecting?

[west owl]

dreaming

[slate crown]

[heady crow]

Lord foog the 2st

Elite

[west owl]

is that dumbo gf title?

[slate crown]

what a nice looking horse

[slate crown]

no comment

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pbvb98tlhI

[west owl]

just be happy

[slate crown]

this is 🔥

[slate crown]

dementia moment

[west owl]

[slate crown]

facts

[west owl]

freaking homo propaganda, makes me wanna get jacked and suck off the bros

[slate crown]

YES

DO IT

[slate crown]

@west owl

[heady crow]

Welcome to the club

[slate crown]

oh no

i knew it

it was too wholesome to be true

[west owl]

he is an ARTIST

[slate crown]

DEEP dark fantasies

[west owl]

one of the best ost in videogames

[slate crown]

FLASH FM

i love getting flashed

[swift scarab]

Fuck you, Pepe lore

[west owl]

Yaaaaaasss https://youtu.be/ntG50eXbBtc

[slate crown]

Rest in peace Jeremy Elbertson

im sleepy now

[lusty sonnet]

gnight Dumbledore

[slate crown]

last one for the road

[lusty sonnet]

@grizzled meadow Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAKE

[slate crown]

fucking breaking bad

[plucky void]

snek?

[lusty sonnet]

Big Boss falco plays MGSV

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/upDUWI17Wzo

[plucky void]

grooming.png

[lusty sonnet]

could've been his daughter as well

wouldn't shock me

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/z58gJYv4nw8
@slate crown

[swift scarab]

Stuka siren moment

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/K4_9vDsXpGk

Even the original is funny

[plucky void]

alvin and the chipmunks siren moment

[plucky void]

imagine having that much disposable income tho

[swift scarab]

https://youtu.be/bXuy5J_dUFc

[west owl]

He never finished it

[narrow lotus]

what the fuck

[west owl]

tbh i find it weird that it's only one poppin

[gloomy roost]

First time?

[pastel quartz]

Those animated profile backgrounds are gettin outta hand but it's pretty cool either way!

[lusty sonnet]

so you're into small anime kids?

no judging

[heady crow]

Also ares i just want to say that cleopatra was a tomboy with a large rack and you cant convince me otherwise

[pastel quartz]

Oh jeez..

[eager quest]

wtf did rack mean again

in that context

[lusty sonnet]

boobas

[eager quest]

oh right

[lusty sonnet]

straight facts

great character in history

[narrow lotus]

yeah i agree

[narrow lotus]

yikes

[heady crow]

🤝

[lusty sonnet]

at least deny it

[heady crow]

Still going through the chapter of antonius on parallel lives and thats the mental image ive gotten so far

[pastel quartz]

"Yikes" isn't enough?

[heady crow]

Or wait isnt antonius's name antony in english

Eh w/e

[lusty sonnet]

yeah antonius/antony

Marcus Antonius right?

[heady crow]

Thats the man

[west owl]

excuse me they are all legal in some way by lore, stop judging

[lusty sonnet]

Cleopatra banging both Caesar and his best friend Antonius

[heady crow]

Oddly enough talking about roman and greek history with my friends ive noticed that finnish often goes for the original way of writing instead of the english one

[pastel quartz]

She did like men in power, didn't she?

[heady crow]

She is hustling

[lusty sonnet]

original way all the way

[heady crow]

And even before ceasar didnt she seduce another of caesars adversaries in the civil war

I dont remember right tho

[lusty sonnet]

probs Octavian

for the full triumvirate

or how the fuck it is in english

[lusty sonnet]

Cleopatra used and abused everyone she could for the stuff she had a right to

[heady crow]

You mean the first or second triumvirate?

[pastel quartz]

Yuppp

That's basically her whole story in a nutshell heh

[lusty sonnet]

2nd

[heady crow]

I atleast remember caesar coming ashore to egypt and finding one of his respected adversaries head on the shore. Delivered by cleopatra herself

But idk hopefully the chapter on him will expand upon it

[lusty sonnet]

probs pompeius then

[heady crow]

Didnt the second one come into being after caesars death tho? And i mean gaius julius here

[lusty sonnet]

he got killed by Ptolemaeus

[lusty sonnet]

yeah 43bc

[pastel quartz]

Y'know, when I think about Caesar and Cleopatra? I always think about the burnin of Alexandria's Library

[lusty sonnet]

then it's the first triumvirate

[heady crow]

Yeah

[lusty sonnet]

Caesar's fault

[lusty sonnet]

tbf roman history isn't my jam that much

especially dates

[pastel quartz]

Roman history's just depressin after ya get to the last half

[heady crow]

Meh i stumbled onto historia civilises ceasar series when i was like 11 so im somewhat familiar with it and the writers as a whole

So its pretty easy to find literiature on it nowadays

[placid sail]

what have you done foreskin boy

[lusty sonnet]

was more a fan of roman poetry and verses

[placid sail]

now you're just generic anime boy

[pastel quartz]

Potato Glados is gone! And it's your fault heh

[pastel quartz]

foreskin check

who has foreskin here

[heady crow]

Want to get more into europes history after the fall of the western roman empire tho. Francia, charlemagne, early viking expeditions all that juicy stuff

[heady crow]

Me

[pastel quartz]

good

[placid sail]

June used to have it, but they're devoid of it now

[west owl]

catholic country does not fuck with that heresy

[lusty sonnet]

that's a big time period

[heady crow]

[heady crow]

Yeah i know

[lusty sonnet]

if you're really into roman history, some dude i think Cassius Dio wrote about the roman history in around 200 AD

one of the last ones and he wrote in greek

[heady crow]

I miss the times when we could baptise babies in beer

[west owl]

[lusty sonnet]

we still can

[gloomy roost]

[pastel quartz]

if you're into roman history stop reading and watch netflix adaptations of roman history (they are very accurate)

very

[heady crow]

Didnt the catholic church outlaw it in like the 1500s or something

[lusty sonnet]

factual facts

[pastel quartz]

factual acts

[gloomy roost]

spinal cracks

[lusty sonnet]

does that mean we can't anymore?

[heady crow]

Alriight ill get some info on his works then

[pastel quartz]

norf fcs are born by beer baptism

[heady crow]

Thankfully due to Martin Luther i can

[heady crow]

Do keep pressuring me into reading the damn book

[lusty sonnet]

Greeks > Romans

[pastel quartz]

Romans > Greeks

I mean

https://tenor.com/view/julius-caesar-hbo-rome-roman-empire-gif-18340881

Romans were just adoptin Greek culture wherever they could ehehe

[pastel quartz]

and they took it one step further

[lusty sonnet]

one step back rather

[pastel quartz]

when they started owning greek provinces or before

[lusty sonnet]

when they started hiring greek tutors cuz they were smarter

[pastel quartz]

the formation of the roman catholic church was truly a downgrade though

[heady crow]

Roman writers on their way to write in greek bcs latin isnt good enough to convay what they mean

[lusty sonnet]

when even roman nobility speaks Greek then you know they fucked up

[heady crow]

Totally a step forward

[pastel quartz]

to tutor romans so they could be even superior

[heady crow]

[lusty sonnet]

too bad that didn't happen

[pastel quartz]

There's a reason why Latin is a dead language

[heady crow]

Good times

But aarees big man

[pastel quartz]

well greece got fucked tenfold and was a specific target from the eastern hordes whilst roma got richer

i mean

[heady crow]

If you arent so into roman history that what are you into

[lusty sonnet]

Greek history

[pastel quartz]

now greece is a weak nation where albanians and serbs will sell their organs through greek trafficing

[heady crow]

[lusty sonnet]

das greece now, ancient greece was ballin

@heady crow you

[pastel quartz]

these type of memes where you take a retarded show and just paste this onto makes me cringe

[pastel quartz]

ancient romans were balling too

until christianity came along

[heady crow]

Fueling the gay allegations

[lusty sonnet]

:)))

[pastel quartz]

false though

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407989900881952771/1009168517133762681/in_the_end.mp4

[lusty sonnet]

Diogenes is like one of the main reason why Greek stuff is so much fun to read

[pastel quartz]

diogenes was an extreme chad