🎪bruh-fart

[slate crown]

bro im actually going to throw up

[clear prism]

😂 👌

[slate crown]

that was painful to watch

im still recovering mentally from last week's hangover

[real tinsel]

my dad did this once

[clear prism]

How is your dad doing

[real tinsel]

well he doesn't drink as much as he used to anymore

[slate crown]

good

[clear prism]

Very effective

[real tinsel]

he has some medical condition but i forgot its name

i also forgot what it does

but i do know he has some medical condition

[clear prism]

Slow metabolism?

That shit is notorious with having alcohol issues

[slate crown]

my mistake was pairing alcohol with weed

never again

i have chronic headaches now because of it

but this helps

[slate crown]

nah it was worth it

best high of my life

[clear prism]

Do it again, then

[slate crown]

i will

in 2 years

[clear prism]

Why not risk it now, my guy

[slate crown]

now i only pair mango with weed

something about the chemical compounds of mangos that really enhances the THC, plus no hangover unlike alcohol

[placid sail]

aaaand he's blind

[clear prism]

Great success 👌

[real tinsel]

why is he yelling

is mango painful or something

[heady crow]

Yes

[placid sail]

wdym you don't sing when you eat mango?

[real tinsel]

i don't eat mango

[slate crown]

you ever had a mango so good it breaks the fabric of reality?

guess not

[real tinsel]

i never had mango

[slate crown]

you're missing out dude

[placid sail]

dude is there anything to eat at all in your parts except meat, cheese and booze

[clear prism]

Mango is lit, bro

[slate crown]

asbestos

[real tinsel]

when i was a kid kiwi would give me this weird painful feeling though

[clear prism]

I ate a mango during school just to flex on them teachers

👌

[real tinsel]

every time i'd eat kiwi my mouth went apeshit

[placid sail]

even asbestos is left from soviet era

[slate crown]

did you eat the skin?

he ate the skin

smh

[real tinsel]

no the green stuff

not the brown stuff

[slate crown]

oh thank god

then you're just allergic then or have a very low sour tolerance

[real tinsel]

it gave the inside of my mouth an extremely itchy feeling

[slate crown]

yea might be allergies

[real tinsel]

i've avoided kiwi for a very long time because of it

[placid sail]

qiwi was melting your mouth with its acid

same as pineapple

[real tinsel]

recently i ate kiwi and it doesn't have the same effect on me anymore

[placid sail]

you've barely dodged death

[real tinsel]

oh yeah pineapple had the same effect as well

but it also doesn't either anymore

[slate crown]

my gf is allergic to mint apparently

[clear prism]

Goddamn, holy shit

[placid sail]

your meat is old now

old bald meat

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjla21UtLaE

[real tinsel]

my meat

[slate crown]

she said she ate something that had mint once and it gave her the runs, so it might just be a dietary restriction

[real tinsel]

is runs diarrhea

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox1l7zR75WU&t=174s

[clear prism]

Classic

[slate crown]

i myself can't eat anything fermented

it's like playing russian roulette

with my intestines

[clear prism]

Goddamn bro

That sounds metal as fuck

[slate crown]

yes but more watery

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7sHm6u5U9E

[clear prism]

My intestines may spontaneously combust. Do not be alarmed.

[slate crown]

im also allergic to cats too but neither my parents are allergic so i might just be extremely unlucky

[real tinsel]

sometimes, especially in winter, i get this weird green diarrhea-like substance which doesn't give an alarm before coming like the regular poop/diarrhea does. So i have to be very careful with my farts in winter or else i'll accidentally shit myself with green diarrhea

[clear prism]

You were cursed with skill issue DNA

[slate crown]

i love cats

[clear prism]

Bruh what the fuck

@real tinsel the fuck did I just read

[slate crown]

khaa is literally the blob irl

[placid sail]

oh hey khaaytil is terminally ill

[real tinsel]

talking from experience btw. I've shat my pants because of this. Luckily enough every time it happened i was in the comfort of my own house

[clear prism]

What the hell they doing over there, some kind of sick Soviet human experiments

[placid sail]

it's just him

literally eating asbestos

[real tinsel]

it gets to you eventually

[slate crown]

we're genetic freaks 🤝

[placid sail]

eventually, the asbestos eats you

[real tinsel]

good stuff but has consequences unfortunately

[clear prism]

The forbidden sugar

[slate crown]

the forbidden cotton candy

[clear prism]

The only 'defect' I have is a brain issue, nothing more

You guys got to chill with that shit, goddamn

[real tinsel]

not my fault man

my body just hates me

[clear prism]

This is so sad

khaay's body is suffering major skill issue

Can we get 50 likes on his message

[real tinsel]

i don't think we have 50 people in the server

[clear prism]

Gamma server population dying??? [Gone Sexual]

[placid sail]

likely not a genetic issue, but something to do with his health and lifestyle

but checking that require going to the doctor

and you're a psycho at that

[real tinsel]

shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut upvvv

[placid sail]

yup

[clear prism]

Do you get yourself checked out, bz11k?

Sexually

[placid sail]

at least we have an opportunity to spectate khaaytil slowly perishing from a fully preventable disease

[placid sail]

what

[real tinsel]

i am plotting my own assassination

[clear prism]

You read it correctly

Do you get yourself checked out sexually?

[real tinsel]

ahh the good ol prostate tickle

[placid sail]

I'm not sure what you mean by that

oh, that

yes

[real tinsel]

hah bzeek gets fingered by a man

[clear prism]

👌

[real tinsel]

[clear prism]

😂

[real tinsel]

he's getting more action than all of brainfart

[placid sail]

I have a suspicion that southerns have unchecked prostate cancer very often

[clear prism]

[placid sail]

there must be a way to check it without compromising your fragile masculinity

[clear prism]

They do be from the South

[placid sail]

like

[clear prism]

How is that compromising your masculinity?

[placid sail]

instead of a finger, doctor puts a gun with a camera up your ass?

[slate crown]

i get my gf to check mine

[clear prism]

Ayo??

[placid sail]

nice

although not a fan of that

[slate crown]

better than having a random dude shoving his lubed up finger in my ass

[placid sail]

I mean, does she actually check your prostate though

[clear prism]

If you put it in such a crude way, it does sound strange as fuck

[slate crown]

no comment

[clear prism]

Interesting, interesting

[placid sail]

so you were thinking it's all was about just sticking a finger up your ass for the sake of health huh

[clear prism]

Dumbolin getting pegged by his girlfriend: Part 139?

[lusty sonnet]

love that every time i check here it's a different topic

now it's dumbolin getting pegged and enjoying it

[clear prism]

Of course he is enjoying it

I wrote it on the fucking server lore document twice 😂

[slate crown]

||general rule of thumb when we check is if it's bumpy, that's when you have a problem||

[real tinsel]

majority of people here want to die so they don't really care anyway

[placid sail]

is that really true or is it your doomer attitude showing

I thought southerners are usually cheerful

[grizzled meadow]

Who the hell is Janus

[real tinsel]

nah man most people just don't show it in public

[grizzled meadow]

Ah it's you

[slate crown]

so much for southern hospitality

[clear prism]

@real tinsel is the Roman God of beginnings, gates, transitions, time, duality, doorways, passages, frames and endings

[real tinsel]

my grandma, mom, dad, my other grandma, some others etc occasionally say shit like "i wish god would take my life" or just "i wanna die" for no absolute reason

[clear prism]

Then we got @lusty sonnet, the Greek God of war

[gloomy roost]

He's a mage in Smite

[real tinsel]

like, they'll be just sitting doing nothing and randomly wish to die

[clear prism]

There is also @pastel quartz, the Roman Goddess of marriage and childbirth

We need more gods, people

[real tinsel]

fucking love him

[placid sail]

holy shit doomer country

[clear prism]

bz11k, become Hades right now

[lusty sonnet]

i'm a guardian in smite

[real tinsel]

his description sounds extremely badass

[clear prism]

It do be lit, yes

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/meh-sad-hercules-hades-gif-24587300

[real tinsel]

same with tits

[clear prism]

Do it, mordorian.

[real tinsel]

my ex would occasionally check her tits for cancer

[clear prism]

Or do you want me to come over there and blast the Chernarussian Anthem on full volume?

[gloomy roost]

Which god you gonna be Tanill

God of lego's?

[clear prism]

Yes

[real tinsel]

offer him a bite of pop tart

he'll comply immediately

[clear prism]

🤔

[real tinsel]

isn't Legos already a god name

[clear prism]

Should have gone "No worries babe, I got you"

[real tinsel]

iirc she said her mom had boob cancer so then i was kinda paranoid about it too and when i played with her tits i'd subconsciously look for bumps

[clear prism]

Good guy khaay

👍

[slate crown]

fuck cancer, all my homies hate cancer

[clear prism]

Remember gentlemen, the best way to fight cancer is a preemptive strike. Always be on the lookout

[real tinsel]

you probably already have cancer cells in your body, your immunity system is just too strong for them

[clear prism]

This is why I sleep at irregular hours. It confuses the cancer and it can not attack me

[placid sail]

potential cancer sells emerge daily in your body, they're just immediately smacked by immune system

[clear prism]

Those flintstone vitamine gummies getting ready to beat the fucking shit out of cancer cells

[gloomy roost]

I prob need to get daily vitamins again

[lusty sonnet]

I prob need to get vitamins in general

[placid sail]

vitamine supplements efficiency is restricted, unless your diet is literally asbestos

changing your diet is more efficient

[real tinsel]

honestly it's weird mine haven't taken over since my immunity system must be shit due to pretty much eating once every 2 days and having less than a liter of water a day

[clear prism]

Nah dude, you have to eat vegetables and fruits as much as possible, work out and eat good meats

[placid sail]

luckily, your body is multiple orders smarter and capable than you are

[clear prism]

I have not had a single sickness in 6 years

My immune system is simply a fortress and yours can be too

[grizzled meadow]

Meanwhile me who can't eat that because of my diet

[gloomy roost]

🤝

[clear prism]

You will get there, man. Do not stray from the path 💪

[gloomy roost]

Only time I've gotten sick in the past few years were from some funky convenience store calamari.

Never again.

[grizzled meadow]

@heady crow send the good fucking morning

[real tinsel]

definitely yeah. Recently everyone in my house got sick with flu or something while i didn't get affected by it at all

[placid sail]

what you mean, there a lot of vegetables with very low calories/carbs count

[lusty sonnet]

Eat a pizza, do some workout

[placid sail]

why can't you eat them? cellulose?

[grizzled meadow]

I'm on a ketogenic diet, and you're right, there are vegetables but zero fruits

[slate crown]

that sucks

[clear prism]

Damn man, that is awful shit

[placid sail]

well yeah fruits are mostly if not all no-no for you

[gloomy roost]

Do it be effective?

[grizzled meadow]

Lost 20kg, started this February

Life without bread and pasta is not so bad, the problem is that I always eat the same things

[real tinsel]

falco must be in great pain for he is italian and cannot consume pizza

[lusty sonnet]

Basically what i did today

[gloomy roost]

Hmmm

Wonder what type of diet I should try with swimming

[grizzled meadow]

I convinced the nutritionist to put it on Sunday
This after months, of course

[clear prism]

Nice progress, man. But the repetitiveness fucking sucks

[stone blade]

Hiiii

hi hi

[slate crown]

ah yes, cheat days

[clear prism]

Pizza is back on the menu, boys.

[real tinsel]

UIVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

hi

[grizzled meadow]

It's the major problem, apart from that I'm okay

[stone blade]

"hea

❤️

[slate crown]

ivan is here

[grizzled meadow]

Even sunday is counted as a "normal day", I can choose whatever I eaten from past days but it's not really a cheat day, if you don't count pizza

[slate crown]

time to bust out the cocaine

[clear prism]

Good shit, stay strong 👌

[stone blade]

I am

I never left

[clear prism]

Absolute chad

[lusty sonnet]

Thought that pizza was kinda healthy

[stone blade]

ty

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkHwUMKYJ3I

[lusty sonnet]

Fresh pizza that is

[slate crown]

crack addiction

[real tinsel]

i'm more of a dry wall paint man myself

[placid sail]

giant piece of bread underneath

[stone blade]

its literally me

[lusty sonnet]

Bread pizza slaps

[grizzled meadow]

From a nutritional point of view, pizza is to be considered a single dish (although not perfectly balanced), since, as definition dictates, it contains all the macronutrients that should be taken at every meal according to a balanced diet: carbohydrates , proteins, fats , as well as fiber

But no, it's not really healthy

[placid sail]

you can bother and try to make it healthy, but it won't be a pizza anymore

[clear prism]

I distinctively remember reading an article where a few nutritionists said that Pizza is straight up more healthy than Cereal

[lusty sonnet]

What about caulliflower pizza?

[slate crown]

i just ate two bowls of crab roe soup, thank god im full, all this talk about pizza would've made me insane

[clear prism]

If this is true, I may have an excuse to eat Pizza in the mornings

[grizzled meadow]

Consumed too frequently, it can lead to weight gain and is not suitable for those who want to follow a low-calorie regimen (obviously, it's basically carbohydrates)
It's also a food that is very rich in salt

[real tinsel]

fat

[placid sail]

something like make cauliflower base instead of bread, use low-fat cheese or no cheese and at all, some sort of lean meat on tofu instead etc

[real tinsel]

[slate crown]

need my carbs

[real tinsel]

fat

[clear prism]

Salt in any food be like: 💪

[lusty sonnet]

Once a week for me, maybe once every 2 weeks

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

Not every day/night

[lusty sonnet]

They sell those caulliflower base pizzas here, smells funky but is tasty

[placid sail]

wow, greece is actually progressive huh

never seen anything like that in our shops

[lusty sonnet]

Lotta salt from the dough is what i'm guessing

[slate crown]

@real tinsel this could literally be us rn

[lusty sonnet]

not greek btw

[placid sail]

ah, so I've been lied to and betrayed, I see

[clear prism]

This man is Belgian

[placid sail]

one second

opens the map

[lusty sonnet]

I know you're belgian andrew

[slate crown]

bruh

[west owl]

on top of garbage bro

[clear prism]

We share our Belgian heritage

[lusty sonnet]

Bzeek discovering new countries

[lusty sonnet]

Shanking heritage?

[placid sail]

so it's like

a son of germany and netherlands or something

[clear prism]

🤝

[lusty sonnet]

No, worse

A lot worse

[west owl]

france

[placid sail]

oh no

[real tinsel]

countries can't have sex bzeek you silly boy. It's not biologically possible

[placid sail]

my condolences

[west owl]

but somehow something good came out of those two abominations copulating

[clear prism]

Not with that attitude

[lusty sonnet]

Basically the parents are France and Netherlands but they divorced and got Germany as the abusive stepdad and Luxemburg as a step-sibling

[clear prism]

Fucking christ

The unholy alliance

[lusty sonnet]

Could probs link the UK as well

[placid sail]

"our favourite national sport is shouting WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE until we pass out. and beer"

[pastel quartz]

Look at you! Ya can read off of wikipedia, that's great

[slate crown]

run

[clear prism]

🤣

[real tinsel]

where else was he going to get that information

[placid sail]

could I tell something very inappropriate but what's being bothering me for some time already

[pastel quartz]

Uhm

Yeah, what's up?

[real tinsel]

is it whether juno is a woman again?

[lusty sonnet]

It bothers me you had to look up belgium

[pastel quartz]

Old news, bruh

See? I can do that too @clear prism

[placid sail]

your pfp looks like a person whose hoody is actually a foreskin

[real tinsel]

hello @clear prism

[placid sail]

I'm sorry

[clear prism]

Why the fuck you piling on me suddenly 🤣

[real tinsel]

i am jAnus

[slate crown]

it's learning

[pastel quartz]

Rude

Super mean

[placid sail]

I warned you

but I feel lighter now

thank you

[pastel quartz]

Literally dummy

[clear prism]

OOF

[slate crown]

now that you mentioned it

[clear prism]

😂

[slate crown]

i can't unsee it now

[placid sail]

such was my burden

[pastel quartz]

To be honest? Its not the first time I heard it

But it's whatever, I don't mind heh

[placid sail]

great

embrace your foreskin nature, don't be ashamed

we are what we are

[real tinsel]

man, same

[clear prism]

Goddamn lol

[stone blade]

oke

[real tinsel]

reminds me of that image where some anime girl gets inside someone's foreskin and gets ready for winter

[lusty sonnet]

The fuck

[real tinsel]

i will not be providing source

[clear prism]

What the fuck bro

[real tinsel]

i will not be providing source

[placid sail]

I am both very deficient in memory department and in geographical knowledge

[clear prism]

khaay

What sites are you on again

[real tinsel]

i will not be providing source

[slate crown]

i was happy before this comment

[real tinsel]

very proficient in psychology department however

[lusty sonnet]

Is ok, i'll only judge you a little now

[placid sail]

the imagination is allegedly boundless, but sometimes you wish it wasn't

[real tinsel]

yeah hentai artists astonish me

always coming up with the weirdest shit

[placid sail]

I just bullshit you into submission, I've made everything up

Canada is also not real

[slate crown]

mfw Canada

[placid sail]

any given person have some weird ass idea in their head, but the artists have a cursed gift of actually making it visual for everyone to see

[real tinsel]

i think ryan gosling's brother ryan reynolds has already said this with great unmatchable proof in an interview

[stone blade]

Hi team

[real tinsel]

hi ivan

[slate crown]

ivan

[placid sail]

you are no longer asleep

[lusty sonnet]

Hivan

[placid sail]

change

[clear prism]

Why is he not asleep

Does he need assistance in this department

[placid sail]

you think he's snoring like that

[clear prism]

Yes

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jxSTFj584Y

good

stuf

[placid sail]

that's a bit too complex for a snore

[placid sail]

inhale ha te te pe es colon slash

[clear prism]

Nothing is too complex if you believe in God

Can I get an amen 🙏

[slate crown]

no

[placid sail]

inhale slash daba ve daba ve daba ve

[clear prism]

This is so sad

[placid sail]

wait, why am I not working

[clear prism]

Get back to work.

Mordor needs all the help it can get

[real tinsel]

back to work mordorian

[lusty sonnet]

Orcs at work

[clear prism]

Your scheduled dose of daily non-propaganda content is over

[real tinsel]

remember that your only way of acquiring pop tarts is a huge pile of money

[lusty sonnet]

Actually same

[clear prism]

👌

[real tinsel]

there's no daily scheduled dose of daily non-propaganda in mordor. What bzeek is doing is completely illegal

[clear prism]

No no, they are allowing him this since they could never admit their incompetence in suppressing all outside influences

[real tinsel]

he's what the locals may refer to as "мама ама криминал"

[clear prism]

I like your funny words, magic man.

[lusty sonnet]

Looks like criminal

The last word

[clear prism]

You are what you eat

bz11k is a criminal so he obviously eats other criminals

[real tinsel]

this fart sound always makes me laugh

where has my humor gotten

[clear prism]

Humor machine broke

[real tinsel]

because he can't eat pop tarts

[clear prism]

(I still have no idea why the fuck anyone would want to eat pop tarts)

[clear prism]

Perhaps the forbidden fruits are simply the tastiest because of their forbidden nature

[real tinsel]

there are stuff that i like eating which everyone else hates for some reason

[clear prism]

Name two of these things

[real tinsel]

my memory failed me

name every edible thing and i'll tell you which

[clear prism]

Ok

Rice

[lusty sonnet]

Pizza

[clear prism]

Spaghetti

[lusty sonnet]

Waffles

Fries

[real tinsel]

i love this one

[clear prism]

Bread

Cheese

Chicken Nuggets

[lusty sonnet]

Beer

Banana

Kiwi

Apple

[slate crown]

CEMENT

[clear prism]

Asbestos

Pepsi

[lusty sonnet]

Laxatives

[clear prism]

Beef Jerky

[real tinsel]

was just drinking this

[slate crown]

The neighbors dog

[lusty sonnet]

Monster

[clear prism]

Burger

Pineapple

[lusty sonnet]

Bacon

[clear prism]

Fish

[lusty sonnet]

Olives

[slate crown]

my ass

[lusty sonnet]

Wdym ❔ bacon

[clear prism]

Sushi

[real tinsel]

never ate it

[lusty sonnet]

Ok

[clear prism]

Tofu

Liver

[lusty sonnet]

Understandable

[clear prism]

Marzipan

Oysters

[slate crown]

aint that a city?

[clear prism]

Spinach

[lusty sonnet]

Blood sausage

[clear prism]

Mushrooms

Raisins

[slate crown]

mango on a fork

[clear prism]

Ok, I am officially out of ideas

[lusty sonnet]

Tomato

Potato

Damn man eats blood sausage

What about horse?

[clear prism]

Any man worth their salt eats blood sausage

[slate crown]

snake hearts in vodka

[real tinsel]

never had it

[lusty sonnet]

Okok

[real tinsel]

my mom had it though and she says it tastes like gelatin meat

[clear prism]

Alligators taste good

[lusty sonnet]

Kangaroo tastes good too

[real tinsel]

ahh so ares's actual country is australia

[clear prism]

Tastes like victory

[real tinsel]

exposed

[lusty sonnet]

Yeah totally

[real tinsel]

he's one of the 6 people living in australia

[clear prism]

It all makes sense now

[real tinsel]

also explains his backwards name

[lusty sonnet]

Figured it out my boi

I have been exposed once again

[slate crown]

Australian sighted

[lusty sonnet]

Crikey mate

[real tinsel]

hide your kangaroos

[clear prism]

Now we have two confirmed Australians here

[real tinsel]

he's gonna eat them

[real tinsel]

quick tell us what vegemite sandwich tastes like

[slate crown]

wait i have a final test

[real tinsel]

shut up my test is the final test

[slate crown]

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

[lusty sonnet]

hm yes

[real tinsel]

tell us what vegemite sandwich tastes like

this instant

[lusty sonnet]

i'll give you our national anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

[real tinsel]

okay he's an aussie

as soon as he answers my question

[clear prism]

The answer was right before our eyes

How could we have ignored it?

[lusty sonnet]

Tastes like vegemite m8

[slate crown]

nothing like a VB long neck at 30:08 in da facking morning, get dat up ya

[real tinsel]

nah it tastes like shit

any proper aussie would know that

we've failed to deduce ares's national identity once again, lads

[lusty sonnet]

Any proper aussie would enjoy stuff made from beer

Some leftover beer yeast

[real tinsel]

but any aussie would know that vegemite tastes like shit

[slate crown]

he didn't reply to my Aussie chant yet, he's a spy

[real tinsel]

it tasting like shit doesn't mean you can't enjoy it

[real tinsel]

definitely a spy

a commie spy

[lusty sonnet]

They really did send degenerates and prisoners to australia if they eat vegemite

[slate crown]

real

[clear prism]

His country of residence is still largely unknown, then

I put my bets on Slovakia because funny name

[lusty sonnet]

Been leaving clues tho

[real tinsel]

greek

[slate crown]

this is what a true blue aussie looks like

[lusty sonnet]

Njet bratan

[clear prism]

You obviously live in Netherlands

[real tinsel]

ah so i am an aussie

i have been lied to

[lusty sonnet]

Fuck no

Swamplands

[clear prism]

😂

Nah, I would not wish that upon my worst enemy

Coincidentally, my toxic ex lives there

[lusty sonnet]

Yeah typical holland

[clear prism]

Interesting

He said Holland, not Netherlands

🤔

[real tinsel]

he is tom holland

[clear prism]

Knew it

[real tinsel]

we've come to a conclusion

[lusty sonnet]

There's a province in netherlands called holland

[real tinsel]

ares is spiderman

[lusty sonnet]

South and north holland

😉

[clear prism]

It is not always about the money, spoiderman

[lusty sonnet]

It always is about the money

[slate crown]

it's about the mets baby

love the mets

[clear prism]

Never go to Southern Poland

[real tinsel]

it's about the door

it's always about the door

[west owl]

@clear prism and @real tinselshare the same body dont they?

[clear prism]

Yes

We are both one and the same

🤝

[real tinsel]

i live in walls, he barges in into my walls, we have beer

[slate crown]

they've assimilated into a hivemind

[real tinsel]

we're the one

[clear prism]

Our bond has been forged through incredible hardship

[west owl]

what kind of beer

[real tinsel]

piss

[clear prism]

Stalker content in #🎪bruh-fart?

[lusty sonnet]

maybe i'm polish

[clear prism]

What is this

Nah bruh 🤣

[slate crown]

maybe?

[lusty sonnet]

maybe

[clear prism]

I would know when someone is Polish

[clear prism]

They hate Turks so we would never get along even remotely

[lusty sonnet]

:(

[real tinsel]

i thought you're sherman

[real tinsel]

he's literally me fr

[slate crown]

fr fr

[real tinsel]

i also have imaginary women in my life

[west owl]

https://youtu.be/JhEkVJovPrI frfr

[clear prism]

There will be a day when you do get some real bitches, my guy

Stay strong 💪

[real tinsel]

i don't know who this is

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-blade-runner2049-defeat-sad-disappointed-gif-17817916

this is me

[lusty sonnet]

same

[real tinsel]

why would i want that

i am happy with my imaginary women

[clear prism]

Unfortunately, those can not be touched and there is nothing like yeeting a woman

[real tinsel]

i am schizophrenic so they can be touched

[clear prism]

🤔

[lusty sonnet]

we were nationality guessing and Bruno wasn't here

f

[clear prism]

The world must have collapsed without our knowledge

[slate crown]

@real tinsel's future wife

[clear prism]

I hate this, it does not sound good to me whatsoever

[lusty sonnet]

same

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eSIA5mOjZLQ

[lusty sonnet]

people watch it for stopmotion boob physics

[clear prism]

🤝

The what

[slate crown]

how about this

[real tinsel]

no i like my fake women more real

[clear prism]

They got boob physics what the fuck

[slate crown]

he said it not me

[lusty sonnet]

BOI YOU POINTED IT OUT THE FIRST TIME

can never unsee it

[real tinsel]

also i don't understand chinese why would i want a wife who speaks chinese

[clear prism]

True that

[west owl]

fuck

no sound

[clear prism]

No sound?

No bitches?

[lusty sonnet]

maidenless?

[west owl]

thats a given

[clear prism]

There are no bitches around here, sadly

You must look elsewhere

[real tinsel]

man this movie was being praised around me by pretty much everyone

eventually watched it, realized people around me have shit taste

[slate crown]

except for bruno of course

[clear prism]

He lost to a girl

[slate crown]

fr

deadass

[clear prism]

On god

[slate crown]

no cap

[lusty sonnet]

man i dislike xqc so hard

[slate crown]

why

[clear prism]

He looks like one missed meal away from Minecraft skeleton

[slate crown]

ok that's just facts

[lusty sonnet]

his personality is actual dogwater imo

[real tinsel]

he is cringing because he lost to a girl? What a fragile masculine man. Could you even call this individual a "man"? Does he deserve such title to be bestowed upon him?

[west owl]

never watched him, don't think i've ever will

[clear prism]

This reminds me of something, hold on

[slate crown]

i can see why some people would say that, especially with the andrew tate stuff recently

[real tinsel]

i knew a person who had arms long like this

[west owl]

the only streamer clips that nowadays i watch are from 2d personas female and apparently way underage but totally legal in reality

[lusty sonnet]

even without the andrew tate stuff, no clue who that is either

[real tinsel]

or maybe it was another one of my fake friends

[clear prism]

Deja vu

[slate crown]

can't win over everyone

[clear prism]

Found it

[real tinsel]

if you can beat a man in turkish wrestling you are fully allowed to obliterate his asshole

[clear prism]

😏

[slate crown]

facts

[west owl]

the spoderman cheek slap always gets me fr

[lusty sonnet]

for me he radiates toxicity and shit personality

[clear prism]

Reminds me of Ninja but without going "Do not bully anyone"

[real tinsel]

man places like this make me really uncomfortable for some reason

[lusty sonnet]

yeah same ego

[real tinsel]

i'm not sure if it's the lights, the people, the music or the environment or all of it combined

[slate crown]

sure he has those moments but overall he's the realest streamer i know

[clear prism]

Albino is the realest streamer, my guy

[slate crown]

but i never personally watched any of his streams

[clear prism]

I am not saying this because he has done Maid costume stream

[lusty sonnet]

man honestly looks like the fakest streamer out there

[slate crown]

you totally watched his astolfo cosplay stream

and his 2b cosplay

[clear prism]

Who?

[real tinsel]

jerma is the bestest streamer

no streamer would literally go out of their way and pay 40k$ just to entertain his viewers

[clear prism]

A true connoisseur of entertainment creation

[real tinsel]

jerma is indeed our generation's jerma

[slate crown]

i honestly love everyone, i have no favorites

xqc, jerma, albino

all of them

[lusty sonnet]

i don't watch a lot of twitch sadly enough

[slate crown]

same

don't got time for that shit

[clear prism]

Honestly bro, I have not opened Twitch for 2 years

[slate crown]

only clips on YT

[clear prism]

And even then, I could not watch longer than 20 minutes

[lusty sonnet]

boi i got time with work from home

[clear prism]

[west owl]

fr

[clear prism]

Taxpayer money hard at work

[lusty sonnet]

honestly bruno vs bruno

[clear prism]

Bruno when he starts an argument with his alt account

[west owl]

I knew i couldn't trust any nordic

[abstract path]

Had to take care of my bf all the way

[slate crown]

oh no

a woman

[clear prism]

Nah dude

[west owl]

a "woman"

[abstract path]

Shush

[clear prism]

This is WalMart woman

[real tinsel]

with a penis

[clear prism]

For when you need one but cheap

[real tinsel]

crystal is thai

[clear prism]

Ladyboy 🤣

[slate crown]

😏

[abstract path]

Or "futa" preferrably

[clear prism]

The fuck is that

[slate crown]

no

[west owl]

If it has penis and tits that already goes beyond my expectations

[real tinsel]

futa is an actual woman with a dick

[slate crown]

gtanil

[real tinsel]

i think

[clear prism]

Yes, that is indeed my Discord name

[abstract path]

Might be me

[west owl]

and it kind of arouses me

[abstract path]

Shut

[real tinsel]

tits are tits

if i can grab a handful of them i'm in

[clear prism]

Ah yes, boobs.

[unkempt oasis]

poop

[real tinsel]

the peak of human biology

[clear prism]

The fuck

[clear prism]

🤝

Natural stress relievers

[abstract path]

Message #🎪bruh-fart

[clear prism]

What

[real tinsel]

we're already messaging #🎪bruh-fart

i for one never use any other channel

[clear prism]

Crystal is on meth again

[unkempt oasis]

message #🎪bruh-fart

[real tinsel]

methystal

[abstract path]

Thystal

Smh

[clear prism]

You do this to yourself, man

[real tinsel]

i sense gaslighting but i am unsure

[abstract path]

The obvious is not worth mentioning

[unkempt oasis]

that's a brazilian guy

[clear prism]

Gaslighting is very fun 👌

The peak of personal entertainment, truly

[unkempt oasis]

coca cola espuma

[clear prism]

🤝

[slate crown]

@abstract path

[real tinsel]

someone made stalker 2 before stalker 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ2hngr2C9Y

[clear prism]

Not another Stalker 2, goddamnit

[abstract path]

This is peak performance

[real tinsel]

no this is peak graphics

i think it would shit on performance

especially on my pc

[abstract path]

My performance would be higher i say

[unkempt oasis]

Bible 2 preview

[real tinsel]

find left video

[abstract path]

Great video

[real tinsel]

you posted this last time without providing left video

i will remove your prostate if you keep this up

[slate crown]

your left or my left?

[real tinsel]

my left

[unkempt oasis]

our left, comrade

[clear prism]

Oh no

Not communism again

[real tinsel]

we have one commie a second is unnecessary

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-face-you-get-what-gif-24340177

[abstract path]

It is all over again, comrade

[real tinsel]

although he is very good at being a spy

[abstract path]

This is humanity

[clear prism]

bz11k, we got another communist here

[clear prism]

We need some anti-communist help here

[clear prism]

@heady crow

[real tinsel]

if this was the real jesus i'd be a christian

[slate crown]

sigh the things i do for love

[unkempt oasis]

IMPORTANT, EVERYONE. SPECIALLY MEN.

[real tinsel]

to be fair i prefer the right one, it's funnier

[slate crown]

you ungrateful son of a

[clear prism]

This is so sad

[clear prism]

Can we get a big fucking F for Dumbolin

[abstract path]

Also guys

[clear prism]

I am not a "guy"

[abstract path]

Silver ring

[real tinsel]

i don't know man i have balls and they've had lumps since forever

[slate crown]

of course you'd prefer the right one you crack addict

[clear prism]

I am stainless steel

Get it right, mothertrucker

[slate crown]

clean your house

[abstract path]

"You have your side, i have my side"

[slate crown]

bruh

relationship goals

[abstract path]

My brother is one hefty mf

[real tinsel]

this is the peak of cat content

[placid sail]

communism is the stupidest fucking idea ever

source: I live in the aftermath

[clear prism]

Yes, 100% agreed

[real tinsel]

the most ideal idealism is extinction of all life

[lusty sonnet]

@heady crow

[placid sail]

it would work in the conditions in which almost anything could work, i.e. people being honest and not corrupt pieces of shit hungry for power

[real tinsel]

i say we create one massive nuke as a community and send it down to mr earth core

[clear prism]

Anything that relies on the good will of the people is not going to work

Because people are shit 🤣

[placid sail]

precisely

[lusty sonnet]

always assume the people that you are working with are complete retards

[real tinsel]

no need to assume because they are

[clear prism]

Is good though when people say shit like "Communism did not work because it has not been done right" and push for a renewal

[lusty sonnet]

it's always such a breath of fresh air when you find that gem

[clear prism]

You can see from afar the dumbasses and laugh at them

[real tinsel]

which further advances my idealism for end all life

[clear prism]

Not all life, bro

Dogs did nothing wrong

[clear prism]

Especially pitbulls, they bite children

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-sideshow-bob-rakes-annoyance-constant-gif-17065268

[clear prism]

Literally 👌

[real tinsel]

dogs are retarded as hell, they'd die without humans

[clear prism]

Not to worry, their diluted wolf instincts shall return

[slate crown]

now we know why the neighbors dog went missing

[placid sail]

australian wild dogs used to be at least partly domestic ones

same with their wild cat population problem

[lusty sonnet]

ah australia, my homeland

[placid sail]

those lazy fuckers can adapt no problem

[clear prism]

How do those fucking felines keep doing it, man

[placid sail]

wild domestic cats of australia actually got bigger several generations later

[real tinsel]

yeah sure, commie spy

[lusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/kangaroo-australia-gif-24502819

[clear prism]

Better Call Saul finale, man

No spoilers but that shit good

[real tinsel]

i should watch better call saul finale on youtube to spoil it for everyone who hasn't watched it yet

[clear prism]

Not cash money of you, man

Do it.

[real tinsel]

i thought pegging is when you do it with the attachable dildo thing

[slate crown]

no comment

[clear prism]

It is not?

Wait what

@slate crown explain immediately

[lusty sonnet]

comment

you're the expert

[real tinsel]

if a man is sexing another man/woman then it's just anal sex

[slate crown]

yea

[real tinsel]

but if a man/woman is sexing a man with attachable dildo then it's pegging

[slate crown]

...

[real tinsel]

why are you dotting me

i am objectively correct

[slate crown]

look

[lusty sonnet]

this is what a commie spy would say bro

[slate crown]

all im saying is, ||strapons are expensive||

[clear prism]

Then how the fuck does your girlfriend do it

[real tinsel]

i come to conclusion, your gf has dick

[slate crown]

sheer fuckin will

[clear prism]

Bruh

There is some shady shit going on here

[real tinsel]

she's an artist and has a dick

pango won the lottery

[slate crown]

actually she wished she had a dick

[real tinsel]

i am further confused about the pegging part

[clear prism]

Based girlfriend

[slate crown]

give me a break, im blindfolded most of the time so i can't see anything

[clear prism]

Interesting

[real tinsel]

ahhh pango's gf is inviting random men to sex pango

[slate crown]

[clear prism]

I would not be surprised if that were the case

[real tinsel]

pango is the local bimbo

[lusty sonnet]

first step to being cuckold

[slate crown]

but all jokes aside, we compromised and made our own strapon to save money

[real tinsel]

from cucumber

[eager quest]

tf am i reading

does she peg u

[real tinsel]

and whatever long thing they're going to eat that day

[clear prism]

Do not worry too much over it, @eager quest

[eager quest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/761891134304813056/1008857287802228736/41CA180D-7622-46DB-A416-F0513A5349AD.gif

[clear prism]

This is some serious wizardry

[lusty sonnet]

dumbolin is just being the bestest bottom he can be

[slate crown]

no no no

service top

[clear prism]

Say what?

[west owl]

mfs i afked to eat, cameback and it's impossible to catch up or maybe a read like a toddler

[real tinsel]

a fellow slow reader 🤝

[west owl]

left in communism

[slate crown]

an individual who applies sensation or control to a bottom, but does so at the bottom's explicit instructions

[west owl]

but all i care about

[lusty sonnet]

now you're just making shit up

[real tinsel]

like bottom but with extra work

[slate crown]

pretty much yea

[clear prism]

Interesting

[slate crown]

she's not well endowed in the stamina department as i am

[real tinsel]

same with my ex

[clear prism]

Dumbolin be like 💪

[slate crown]

she's got huge legs but little to no upper body strength

[real tinsel]

so a centaur

[slate crown]

but 2 legs

[real tinsel]

what was a centaur

[abstract path]

Me when i sneeze

[slate crown]

a horse human hybrid

[real tinsel]

ahhh the one i was talking about is minotaur then

[slate crown]

[slate crown]

imma be honest bro, I thought that shit wasn't real too until I searched it on google

[clear prism]

I could never see the appeal in such things

[slate crown]

what being a bottom?

[lusty sonnet]

women?

[narrow lotus]

me: watching movie

Woman: you remind me of my brother

Man : i am not , cause i have feelings you

Woman : so , just like my brother.

ALO????

[lusty sonnet]

nice

what movie

[narrow lotus]

Glasshouse

[lusty sonnet]

dunno it

[real tinsel]

ohhh so that's what it means

[lusty sonnet]

ayo

[real tinsel]

i'm a service top too in that case

[clear prism]

Intriguing

[west owl]

sooo basically a mommy boy whose mommy is too lazy to fucking move

[real tinsel]

uh, no? unless you have sex with your mom

[slate crown]

i think i get my pleasure out of watching other people being happy so it's natural that something like that would be happening in the bedroom as well

[slate crown]

too far

[real tinsel]

which is weird to be fair but you do you

[west owl]

hey, it's trendy in the hub

[slate crown]

what's trendy?

[real tinsel]

i wrote this right after but discord refused to send it

[real tinsel]

step-mom stuff

[slate crown]

yea discord is shitting itself over in my side too

[real tinsel]

it used to be just mom stuff but pornhub didn't like the whole incest stuff so now it has to be step-mom or it gets deleted

[slate crown]

oof yea i remember those days

remember the great hub purge?

darkest days for coomers i tell ya

[narrow lotus]

lmao

[gloomy roost]

I don't

[slate crown]

the reason why i'll never use the hub anymore

[west owl]

skully was more worried about the haven fall

[gloomy roost]

I have no idea what's going anyways

Bad time to join

[clear prism]

Hub was quite funny. That one guy who uploaded Minecraft Redstone tutorials

[gloomy roost]

Oh

Are we talking the hub

[slate crown]

holy shit i remember that guy

[slate crown]

yes THAT hub

[real tinsel]

also something like this but i like giving pleasure rather than just watching someone get pleasured

[clear prism]

Or this one dude who did the whole fucking "I abstrain from sex" or something similiar

[gloomy roost]

I do remember something about smf's being taken down

[clear prism]

It is quite good entertainment

[gloomy roost]

Aka OW entertainment

[slate crown]

ayyy you're not so normie after all

[gloomy roost]

Eh, I don't use hub at all, I use the acientrule.app

[clear prism]

The last time I was on any adult entertainment sites was a few years back when my ex wanted to watch that shit together

[real tinsel]

there was also a guy who did the most normal guy shit and posted the videos under average porn video names

[clear prism]

Yes, that is the guy I mean

[real tinsel]

he even did a video with one popular pornstar

[clear prism]

The memes on that guy are hilarious

[real tinsel]

i think it was a camp video or something

oh no it was picnic

[gloomy roost]

I also remember someone that got like the ph merch but wasn't doing minecraft stuff but something else

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

my memory fails me

[real tinsel]

former coomers suffering the consequences of our actions 🤝 (memory loss)

[gloomy roost]

Reviews or something idk

[slate crown]

funny story

my gf asked me to help her find a long lost "video" she saw on a certain website

[gloomy roost]

[clear prism]

Goddamn, bro

What is your girlfriend making you do

[gloomy roost]

OOOH

[real tinsel]

fucking loved this dude

[gloomy roost]

Yeah

this guy

[clear prism]

There it is, the man, the legend himself

[gloomy roost]

who is he

[swift scarab]

Ryan Creamer

[gloomy roost]

Is he the minecraft guy?

Yeeeee

Ryan

[slate crown]

absolute legend

[lusty sonnet]

bro are you really sure she's your girlfriend?

[gloomy roost]

He does normla shit right?

[west owl]

the thumbnail is wholesome af

[real tinsel]

she is the product of his imagination (he's suffering from schizophrenia)

[swift scarab]

That’s all he does is normal stuff

[lusty sonnet]

ah real life alt account

[slate crown]

what? can't a woman watch some tentacle h*ntai?

[gloomy roost]

Insert wake up, wake up, wake up vid

[clear prism]

If we had a woman here, we could ask

[swift scarab]

It’s his joke, and he’s collabed with other porn stars to do normal stuff as well

[clear prism]

But alas, this is #🎪bruh-fart

[lusty sonnet]

did not say that, just contemplating which of you 2 is the girlfriend in the relation

[real tinsel]

both

[gloomy roost]

Oh shit, did she ask for a certian bible anime

[clear prism]

They are the girlfriend together

[gloomy roost]

[real tinsel]

i know this certain bible anime

[gloomy roost]

[real tinsel]

i haven't watched it myself but my hentai-addicted ex told me about it

[slate crown]

ok this just reminded me of a dream she told me once about our future wedding